Does your girlfriend know you watch the show? Did she accept

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>>28859900
>girlfriend

>>28859900
She's in the show, I guess she's honored.

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>>28859900
Let's get this started
>Girlfriend

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>>28859900
My girlfriend is a part of the show.

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She does know and she honestly don't care. She's too busy cucking me anyway

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No, she doesn't, and I don't tell her that. I don't really watch the show outside of fits and starts anyway.

I don't see the need to put this weirdness between us?

She does know I'm kind of kinkily into rough, primal sex and catgirls, though. Maybe she'll work out the details on her own.

>>28859900
I dont have a girlfriend.

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>>28859900

My ex bf knew and loved it, as a matter of fact it is by watching the show and playing vidya how we got together.

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>>28859900
>girlfriend

Anon...

>>28859961
>my ex
The show clearly didn't give you a bond for long.

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>>28859900
>Girlfriend

>>28859952
>walk into bedroom
>girl with horse tail buttplug in and bit between her teeth
>asks you to ride the little pony

What do?

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>>28859900
>Girlfriend
Where do you think you are?

>>28859970

That's not true, I speak to him everyday and we still play vidya and watch the show together.

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>>28860006
10/10, got me

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>>28859900
Haha, well this thread certainly is a step-up from the usual glimmer shitposting.

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>>28859997

You're right, but here's the kicker.

I am not a girlandI used to be gay

>>28859997
>gurls
Thats a huge assumption these days.

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>>28860030
>Used to be

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>>28859900
>girlfriend

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>girlfriend
Anon...

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>>28860037
>>28860045

I feel in love with him, despite me not finding males sexually attractive because of his submissive, kind and loving personality (He reminded me of Fluttershy).

I swear guys, I am not gay anymore.

>>28860030
DEGENERATE

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>>28859900
>girlfriend

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>>28859900
>girlfriend

You want to be in the next big screencap uh?

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>>28860074

>Said the Anon posting in a Korean bird sounds archieve known for wanting to fuck colorful, cartoon horses.


Degeneration is a matter of perspective.

>>28860099
No u!

>>28860104

It's true, we are all degenerates in here in the eyes of outsiders anyway.

Did your gf/bf ever get jealous on your waifu. And did you ever do some embarrassing shit while having sex related to mlp ? (for example calling your waifu name)

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>>28859900
I don't have one

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>>28860170
>while having sex
You and your awful bait should go play out in traffic.

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>>28860170

>Did your gf/bf ever get jealous on your waifu

My bf was very jealous of Chrysalis, he'll get pissed off whenever I'd mention her. I in the other hand, never minded his waifu.

>did you ever do some embarrassing shit while having sex related to mlp ?

I whispered in his ear once he was my little Fluttershy, and we used to masturbate together on skype calls while our pony minecraft characters slept together in the same bed.

I can feel the cringe too, don't worry

I almost dated a girl recently who said it was 100% OK for me to have a waifu and her. We were sleeping in bed together and I realized how little I gave a shit. She was cuddling my big plush and so I stole it from her, turned my back to her, and cuddled my plushie. Why waste valuable cuddle time with a 3dpd when I could just cuddle my waifu more?

>>28859900
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>28860246

You got a girl into your bed, before you even got to date her?

How do, pussy senpai?

>>28860246
Are you me?
Only I had to dump her over Dash. There were lots of hysteria and stalking towards me after that.

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>>28860271
>>28860246


You expect us to believe you chose some motionless plushie and the fantasy of your waifu being real than a fucking real woman next to you?

Are you guys gay or something?

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>>28860234
>we used to masturbate together on skype calls while our pony minecraft characters slept together in the same bed

>>28860259
By denying the pussy, apparently. I've had more girls try and get the D now that I stopped trying to get the v then ever before. But seriously, don't bother. Girls are trash. Now I have some tsundere after me.

>>28860271
Holy crap, my waifu is dash too. I guess dashfags are just loyal to their waifus

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>>28859900
>betraying your waifu
Mad/10

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>>28860301

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>>28859900
>girlfriend

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>>28860301
I'm trying to find some proof. There are 4 girls I've turned down recently for pone. One said she wanted to sit on my dick while I looked at pony porn to see if she could figure out what images I liked the most based on how hard I got inside of her. One is a yandere. One was at a con party where she touched her nipple to my nipple. The last was just some grill. Pic related is yandere

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>>28860301
If I would be gay I wouldn't have Dashie as my waifu.

>>28859900
I hid it from my wife for the first few months. That was back when pone was causing civil wars on /b/ back in 2011. But she was well aware I was a cartoon and comic book fan. She also knew I liked a lot of furfag shit, but looked in horror on furfags in general. I pretty much knew this was gonna be Furfag 2.0 from the get go, so I was a little ashamed of myself for getting into it. But I got sucked in really hard. So after a few months of keeping my power level hidden I revealed it to her. It definitely raised an eyebrow, but she took it in stride and even watched some episodes with me. She's no fan, but she relates to Twi and Pinkie, so she enjoys episodes that feature them. But at the end of the day the kind of girly television she enjoys is more Shonda Rhimes than Lauren Faust. So it's give and take. I suffered through Grey's Anatomy and Scandal and she suffered through MLP, Adventure Time and Rick and Morty.

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>>28860348

I pulled this same shit on my bf, it's how our relationship ended. You will not listen, and you're obviously free to do whatever the fuck you wish but....you might regret this.


Real love ain't that bad.

>>28860318
>I guess dashfags are just loyal to their waifus
Either that or a complete idiots

>>28860349
A lesbo friend of mine has Dashie as her waifu. But another lesbo friend has Flutters. Come to think of it I really ought to get those two together.

>>28860368
>implying this isn't real love

>>28860388

In your end maybe, but unless you're schizo I don't see you getting that love back anytime soon.

>>28860115
god damn it, kratos

>>28860030
>used to be
Face it, you've always been bi.

>>28860368
What is it with normalfags and ellipses

>>28860422
Most folks have a clear preference one way or the other. But there are plenty of people who flip flop throughout their lives depending on who they hook up with. Nothing wrong with that.

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>>28859922
So is my wife.

>>28860452

.....

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>>28860422

Nah, but I've always been willing to stick it in overly submissive men that act kindly girly. The male physique does not arouse me.

Why do I get the feeling /mlp/ just wants me to be gay?

>>28860406
I don't need love back. She makes me happy. Every night I look forward to dreaming of her and holding my plushie close. The last thought to cross my mind before bed is of her. The first thing I think of when I wake up is of her.

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>>28860397
The fucking 4chan thinks the link is spam. Have a screenshoot of the link instead

>>28860537

>You do not have access to view that puush.

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>>28860520
>I'll fuck a guy
>WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME GAY, MULP

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>>28860581

He was acting like Fluttershy all the time and I can't resist that, If your waifu suddenly changed genders but kept acting completely the same way she did before, would you not stick it in him/her?

>>28860503
...................................................

>>28860613

I see you're finally getting it. Ellipses add a level of depth to your text, it can be use to represent shock, sadness, reflection, doubt..etc.

>>28860602
I'd say we could still be friends, but dudes just don't do it for me. Why are you so averse to calling yourself gay despite fucking other guys? It's [current year], no one gives a shit.

>>28860063
Why did you broke with him?

>>28859900
No. It's a closely guarded secret of mine.

>>28859992
Ride the pony!
Ride the pony!
Yeah! Yeah? Yeah! Yeah? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! YEAH!

>>28860602
I dunno. Out of all the R63 pone fanart made by the fandom over the years, I've yet to find an image of R63!Luna or Artemis that does it for me.

>>28859992
I know a girl who wants the D who has one of those. Too bad she has a nasty human vag. That's a big turn off for me.

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>>28860638

I realized I preferred females and I wasn't comfortable being with a male simply because I idolized the idea of him being Fluttershy to me. If it sounds like I am an asshole, I wouldn't disagree with you.

That was 5 years ago, and he has now started a MtF hormone therapy. Quite recently he asked me if I would be willing to try again in the future, sometimes I wonder if what he had together tipped him over to do this
>>28860630

This explains it.

>>28860703
>sometimes I wonder if what he had together tipped him over to do this

That isn't really how that works.

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>>28860717

I hope not, because I am not into traps either. Are you a MtF?

>>28860622
Ellipses have been used in literature for thousands of years to add a great deal of detail to text. The thing is, people don't use it like that anymore. Your common idiot will use ellipses to indicate a pause rather than what it's SUPPOSED to be used for.

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>>28859900
>girlfriend

>>28860547
https://soundcloud.com/user-479781733/that-feel-when-no-marefriend-louder-mix
this should work

>>28860730
No, but I've talked with enough of them and read enough about it that I can tell you with a very high degree of certainty that he felt the same way before and during your relationship that he feels now, he just hadn't figured out how to process/decided to act on those feelings at the time.

>>28860717
i have talked to many as well, and that is CERTAINLY a reason for many transgendered people to go through with it. Most of the time people who undergo sex change don't really want it, but just see it as the only solution because they are afraid to actually put real effort into correcting their problems. Surgery and hormone treatment is a walk in the park for many compared to just looking into the mirror

>>28860703
So you're really straight, but you went gay for a wannabe trap over a Fluttershy fetish? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard

>>28860846

I was 16 at the time with a lot of shit going on, escapism made me do some pretty stupid stuff, I am not proud. Had my fair share of self-hatred after hurting him

I can't say I regret the good times we had together, though.

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>having a girlfriend

I know this is not /r9k/ but fuck off.

>>28860896
Don't be hard on yourself. My teenage dick didn't care what my preference was either, it just wanted to get off. I may be making fun of you, but I've probably got you beat in terms of outrageous shit I did along similar lines before I got my game together enough to close the deal with women I was attracted to.

>>28859900
Yes, she's fine with it.
Because she's in it.

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>>28859900
>Grilfriend

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>>28861069

I try not to be nowadays. Mostly stick to Horsefucking It is a more stable relationship


*Wink wink*

>>28861256
kek. Truth be told I'd still fuck a mare if I had the chance

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>>28860348

>One said she wanted to sit on my dick while I looked at pony porn to see if she could figure out what images I liked the most based on how hard I got inside of her

t-that's really lewd...it will never happen to me

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>>28860973
No one here has a gf, look at this thread so far, it's just some guys going on about their trap gf's or whatever.

So it's almost like we're on /r9k/.

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>>28861314
I have a gf, I'll even post a picture to show proof

>>28861329
I have a bad news for you anon. She is quite nice

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>>28860466
Grand taste.

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>>28861351
So am I

>>28859900
Well, actually, I'm...

>>28859900
She's the one who got me into it.

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>>28861329
Patrician taste.

>>28861311
Don't desire rostie things. Having some 3dpd sit on your lap only ruins the experience of looking at pony porn. You have to look around her, she tries to take your attention away from the pony, and it's just a constant reminder that you can't have what you want and are settling. It's depressing.

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>>28861422
Praise the sun

>>28859900
Who do you think first made me watch it?

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>>28859900
>girlfriend
do you know where we are?

>>28863434
Why did you bump the thread if you don't like it?

>>28859900
They're just hands.

>>28859900
>girlfriend
Fuck right off with that shit.

>>28859900
>girlfriend

Vicious little op

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Kek, my girlfriend new I like ponies BEFORE she became my gf.

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>gf

>>28859900
I met my girlfriend because of this show

>>28860030

B-but liberals told me that sexuality is set in stone from the monment birth and can't change no matter what, and anyone who says is otherwise is lying no matter how much proof they have!

>>28864869

Liberals are a fair bit delusional nowadays.

>>28860234
Not going to lie. That's both cringey and adorable. Adoracringe.

How the hell did you guys find partners? I mean for a while I believed all I needed was my waifu but now the loneliness is starting to set in. I was an autistic dinner with my waifu when all of the sudden my laptop shut itself off to install updates and I just stared at my reflection for about 5 minutes. I don't care male or female but preferably male.

>>28865191
You a guy or a girl. Also, most girls are pretty shitty. They are attention whores. Besides my undying love for my waifu, that's why I've turned down dating. You start to pick up on things and realize just why that girl isn't worth the headache she will cause.

>>28865191
If you are a girl and can't get a date you're either have a garbage personality and need to change your life, or you are fat as fuck and need to diet.

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>>28859900
>tf no gf
Not speaking for me, but one of my friends' gf cosplays as AJ

>>28865191
If you are a guy then here is what I learned.

If you want a bf, guys are pretty easy. It's more a matter of what kind of guy you want. Ultimately it's like fishing. To catch the type of fish you want you need the right bait. You are the bait. Become the type of guy that the type of guy you want would want. And I mean this both emotionally and physically. This methodology is a bit shallow, but it's a way for senpai to notice your gay ass. Guys act on physical first usually, but emotions are really important too. For men, being physically attracted to someone is like the prerequisite. Emotional attraction is the deciding factor if they want to date you.

If you want a grill you need to accept girls are shit. Then you need to stop trying to get with them. Your intentions are easy to see. When I told girls I only want my waifu I had 4 come to me trying to date or fuck me. Being nice = friend zone. Friend zoning her = challenge. As for attraction, later in life emotion is the biggest factor for her. Earlier in life it's physical and social economic status. (It can be argued that never changes and women are always after the male that will make them look good. Women have said they like the dad bod because it makes them feel like the more attractive and like they have less to lose if the relationship ends.)

Over all rules to keep in mind.
>find happiness in solitude.
No one likes sad people and happiness multiplies. 2 happy people that start dating make a very happy couple.
>don't look for a gf/bf
If you are looking for that you'll never find it. Find a friend. Make friends with everyone. It's like chumming the water before you find the fish you want.
>don't focus on sex
Seriously, sex can ruin a relationship. Sex is the product of a relationship not a reason for it. If you can't keep your mind off of sex you'll let every intimate, happy, romantic moment be sullied by your mind being in the bedroom and not in the moment.

>>28865231
Well, I'm a guy. I understand that most women are shit which is why I would prefer another male.

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>>28860466

>>28859900
>girlfriend
>3DPD
>ever
Good one, Anon. Like I would ever waste my time on another human being. Women are absolute shit, and don't deserve your time
Why doesn't she like me?

>>28859900
check'd
Personnal blog incoming, skip that shit if you don't want it/don't care
As for partners, I don't think I care anymore
When I was 8 years old, I used to think that since the kind of relationships you had at that age weren't serious, I shouldn't bother with them until I was 18+
But now, people my age and up still seem "childish" to me, both in the way they act and in what they look for their relations. Sure, it may be enough for them, but I've never found someone that I liked "mentally" and since just going for the body is idiotic/not for me, I don't think I care anymore. My waifu hardly does it anymore for me, even if she still manages to make me smile
I don't want to become /rek/ anons, halp

>>28865361
>do you find yourself becoming uninterested in things you usually enjoy
Sounds like depression

>>28865361
>>28865371

No, it just sounds like he needs to find someone who DOES it for him, mentally wise.

>but I've never found someone that I liked "mentally"

So if you do, what happens?

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I've tried but all she does is nicker and search for nonexistent carrots in my hands.

>>28865371
>Sounds like depression
well, maybe. I mean, isn't everyone always depressed, at least to some degree ?
>>28865385
I don't know honestly, even when taking both sex into account. I think that the major part of the problem is I don't know to look for

>>28865443
Have you ever been in a relation of sorts ? What happened then ?
If not, I'd say to look for common interest, things that you have in common with him/her

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>>28859900
>Does your girlfriend
Surely you knew what 80% of the replies to this thread will be, right?

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>>28859900
S-sure.

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>>28859900
She sorta knows I watch it cause i said it was OK one time. But one time we were having sex and I was going through something on my phone. I don't remember what but an image of a pony came up and I joking said hey look it's my sexual fantisy and flexed my dick to make it look like I got hard from the pony and she was like omg i cant believe this. I was pretty drunk and i hadnt sleept the night before so it made sense at the time.

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>>28865731

>we were having sex and I was going through something on my phone

You're an excellent multitasker

>>28859900
>girlfriend

>>28859900
>girlfriend
What the fuck? Anyone who cheats on their waifu needs to get off this board immediately.

>>28866992
On a scale from 1 to "I can't sit down", how upset are you over something so trivial.

>>28866919
>>28866924

But girls are so mysterious and fascinating and wonderful, anons. They're so much like us, and yet they're so different because they don't think about sex all the time. And the things they masturbate to are so different from the things we masturbate to. They're so deep and emotional and complex, while men are so fucking shallow. You'll meet that special girl someday that likes you and you like her back. And you'll wonder how you ever lived without her.

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>>28867018
Is this pasta? I feel like this is pasta.

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Ignore namefags, if you don't look at them, they'll go away.

>>28867030
Google it.

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>>28867045
>namefag
>picture facing wrong way
>misusing pic
You're new is showing anon.

>>28860691
>Horse buttplug

Life is strange, isn't it?

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>>28865312
>mfw all that
I really doubt that people have had to go down such a lengthy, complicated zen path to Entelechy just to get a gf. Or am I supposed to believe that every person in a relationship is a mature, sensible and completely self-fulfilled at perfect peace with themselves?

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She's pretty chill with it, after all, she is in the movie

>>28867004
>tripfag literally begging people to talk about them

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>>28860234
>we used to masturbate together on skype calls while our pony minecraft characters slept together in the same bed

Thats cringe as fuck but honestly Id take anybody who is also interested in the show, although it'd be pretty hard to betray my waifu

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>>28859900

>>28868404
Well that depends, do you want a shallow highschool tier relationship that will die in 3 years but at least you got laied? Or do you want a meaningful relationship. All I did was break down how to get a date easier and make it last. The simple way is get drunk at a party and be attractive & interesting. If you actually care about girls then you should realize the good ones are being taken up as you get older. At 23 years old you can't afford a 3 year sex relationship if you plan to find a """"good"""" wife/gf to live with the rest of your life.

>girlfriend
What sort of casual normalfag do you take me for?

>>28859900

>Get 4/10 girlfriend at age of 19 for sex
>She's really boring, out of shape, and never wants to fuck
>Hangs out at my place to play Battlefront (she was awful at it) and drink my coffee
>Otherwise spent her time at home with her cats
>One day finds my drawer with old tanks tops
>Finds my MLP themed bright purple one
>"What is this Anon?"
>Tell her to her face that Dashie is a qt
>Tell her I've literally spent days writing MLP fanfiction for horny faggots on 4chan
>Show her my Rainbow Dash themed cocksleeve I bought online
>She doesn't give a shit
>Pump and dump her 20 minutes later

>>28870140
One that at least goes outside once in a while?

>>28859900
>girlfriend

>>28870176
Sounds like she's better off with someone else.

>>28859900
Yes and she constantly wants to watch it with me but I have always watched it with my friend that that isn't changing.
She has even bought me two pone figures of my waifu.

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>>28859900
Every single time. Every single fucking time someone posts this bait, this thread gets 100+ replies.