RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>28852475
>I haven't had sex in a year!

I haven't had any ever, bitch. Suck it up.

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>>28852475
>11/11/16

>>28852481
>I haven't had sex in a year!
Just like men when mastubating on pornhub every weeks.
>I haven't had sex in a year!
Just like mare when mastubating on magazine every weeks.

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>>28852501
No, like this.

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>>28852509
I want to do many unspeakably lewd things to Lyra.

>>28852475
Is this the mature/older mare edition? Time to claim those waifus!

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>>28852525
No, it's the 'choose your mare and rock her world' edition.

>>28850287
>>28850444
No, that was definitely here. It wasn't that long ago, either. I don't know if it has a paste, but I remember it had Pip falling into a hole with Anon's skeleton, and getting freaked out when his ghost showed up.

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>>28852475
I want anon to fuck virgin mare

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>>28852588
virgin mare wants that too

>>28852588
>Anon and Mare are both Virgins

>>28852697
Are you telling me that 85% male are lost virgin to PC screen? like sers? i mean. i lost virgin at 10

>>28852588
Oh yis, i can't wait to see those...horse pussy.
You know what? give me few hours or days. i gonna make a short
>green

>>28852697
purest love

>>28852707
>was good day in Latvia

>>28852756
>latvia
why?

>>28837846 #
So what the hell is this continuing from?
>>28846049 #
Plot twist: Anon actually does gain magical power through absorbing sexual energy. He still has no interest in doing much with said power, though.

>>28853174
Pretty much the second. Female construction workers come home and whip their husbands, while wealthy stallionists go on Trottr and complain about marespreading.
Anon is usually completely oblivious, confounding ponies with his marely ways.

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>gender traitors

>>28853174
It's pretty much both? The setting can be subtle and comes in lots of flavors. The biggest factor that seems to stick between stories is that the 'culture' of the mares are masculine by human standards, and the culture of the boys is feminine by human standards.

Anon rebels either actively or passively, goes with the flow actively or passively, or is oblivious to it/doesn't think about it much. RGRE is a broad premise with lots of possibilities. We have our own book, you know.

>>28852588
Don't much like to shill myself, but if you're really interested and haven't already read it, I did a short with that theme not too long ago.

http://pastebin.com/asrbi35X

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>>28853244
I'm gonna go full traitor on Caramel's sweet colt butthole.

>>28853292
Glad to have you then. We get a pretty consistent stream of content here so if you're curious about specifics there'll probably be some green in the near future to give you some better hints and set the tone.

Id kill for some RGRE animations

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>>28852518
And she does to you to.

>>28853276
And Luna will execute you in your dreams every time you do.

I'm in a shit place at the moment. Details don't matter. Updates will be infrequent for the time being. Haven't abandoned anything.

That said, I'm trying to work through it with bits of green.

>You are Anonymous.
>You breathe in.
>The smell of rain fills your nostrils.
>You breathe out.
>The stink of whiskey fills the room.
>The clock next to you blinks a dull red 3:42 AM at you, fighting the near pitch dark room with it’s weak crimson glow.
>You breathe in, and let your head roll back, the thud of bone slamming into drywall registering more than the impact.
>You grunt, leaning forward on your couch.
>It’s an ugly thing, a putrid green the color of damp moss.
>You didn’t complain when she bought it though.
>You didn’t even complain when she bought the matching loveseat.
>A low rumble of thunder rises above the patter of rain, if just for a moment.
>You look at the almost empty bottle of Vicodin on the table.
>Your eyelids feel heavy.
>The bottle of . . . you don’t actually know what kind of whiskey this is.
>Your gnarled hand wraps around the room temperature plastic.
>Cheap. That’s the brand.
>You pour some down your throat.
>Can’t feel your lips anymore.
>Good.
>You stand up, and the room spins.
>You snort, widen your stance, and put one hand on the wall, and your vertigo stops.
>You wander to the window.
>It’s probably closer to a stagger, but you’ve done this so many times it’s not that hard.

>>28853504

>You try and pull the curtains open, but you misjudge your strength, and rip the rod off the wall.
“Fuck!”
>A brief flicker of concern flashes through your mind, before you let out a sardonic, forced chuckle.
“That’d be the day . . . not a goddamn sound I can make that’d wake her up from here.”
>It was about an hour long drive to get to her parents.
>You remember the day she left.
>You had come home from a 18 hour shift, strung out on speed, just looking for someone to hold before you slipped away into the blackness of sleep.
>She didn’t like you touching her.
>You throw a punch into the wall.
>You pull it at the last second, to keep from breaking your hand on a stud.
>She said she just didn’t feel like it.
>Said she didn’t feel anything.
>Not with you.
>You stare at your throbbing hand, some buried part of your mind trying to get you to focus on the physical pain instead of . . . her.
>A flash of lightning burns through the window, lighting your home.
>You’d wanted to throw that punch for the past month.
>But you didn’t.
>You said that you understood.
>You said that five years was a long time for people to be together.
>You said that people changed.
>You didn’t say that she was the only thing in your life that got you to get out of bed at 2:00 AM to go unload trucks for ten bucks an hour.
>You didn’t say that you’d been working the 12 hour shifts to save up.
>You didn’t say that you’d been shopping for rings.
>You helped her pack her things.
>You drove her to her parents.
>And that was the last time you spoke.

>>28853504
Thanks Amph, we are all in a shit place, so take your time.

>>28853511

>Thunder rattles the windows, the seals having busted at least a decade ago.
>Was she too young for you?
>Probably.
>For Chrissake you’d been deployed twice by the time she was born.
>But goddamn you loved her.
>No . . . this wasn’t about her.
>You’d lost people you loved before.
>Another flicker of lightning, this one a bit longer.
>Enough for you to get a good sight of your reflection in the spotted glass.
>The flecks of silver had turned to streaks of grey.
>Ruggedly handsome had turned to just rugged . . . and then turned into what you are now.
>This was about not having anything left to lose.
>Glancing over your shoulder, you spot the gun case next to the TV.
>Lee Enfield.
>M1A1 Carbine.
>Model 727.
>You scowl.
>You’re not a coward.
>You won’t die a coward’s death.
>You stagger over, and plant a hand on the glass, smearing the immaculately clean surface.
>Tin and ribbons . . .
>That’s all it was.
>Took you the better part of twenty years to figure that out.
>Still, at least you figured it out.
>Your entire family lineage was in that gun case.
>Everything your grandfather had passed to his son.
>Everything your father had passed to you.
>What a fucking waste.
>You take another long swig.
>You can’t taste it this time.
>Should probably stop now.

>>28853518

>You stumble back to the couch, and flop down, a look of disgust on your face.
>Your eyelids were so heavy now, but you’re just so . . . angry.
>The president has a fake tan and a combover.
>The gays parade through the streets, wearing damn near nothing, waving their shit in your face.
>Government watches everyone, and still can’t stop fucking anything.
>The IRS blows your money on parties for staff.
>Wounded Warrior pays less than lipservice to helping vets, but you still see their bullshit fucking everywhere.
>The boys wanna be girls, the girls wanna be boys, and they both wanna fuck animals.
>Russia is invading people left and fucking right.
>North Korea is testing ICBM’s and we won’t even slap their fucking wrist.
>You pop another Vicodin into your mouth and bite down, washing down the acrid taste with a swig of what smells closer to paint thinner than real honest to god whiskey.
“Fuck this and fuck you.”
>You’re not sure if you’re praying or not, but it’s only you and God here at the moment.
>You try and stand, and realize you’re not sure if you got up or not.
>Maybe had . . . too much.
>Your thoughts are sluggish, and your vision blurs.
>It takes you a moment, but you realize you’re seeing double.
>You put one hand over your left eye, and the other on the wall, before staggering into the kitchen.
>You don’t bother with the lights. You grew up in this house, and not much had changed in the long years since.
>You can feel the cold sensation of brushed steel underneath your palms, so you know you’re at the sink now.
>You puke, violently.
>You try and do a mental tally of how much you’ve had.
>And come back with too fucking much.
>Might as well write a note.
>You find a notepad labeled ‘Groceries’ in flowing cursive font, with a border made up of little colorful flowers.

>>28853521

>If you were sober, you would have written something for your brother.
>If you were only a little drunk, you would have written something for . . . ‘her.’
>But, as it stands, all you manage to write is “If you’re reading this, fuck you.”
>You chuckle darkly to yourself, as you finally allow yourself to lay your head down and rest.
>You let the darkness take you, and you let out a breath that it feels like you’d been holding for thirty years.

That's all I have for now. I had to get up for work at 2:00 and they cut my hours without letting me know, so I had a bit of free time to do this. Rest assured, I have a plan and direction, and will be continuing with this. No, it won't be exclusively dark and edgy.

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>>28852475
>oh you can fuck anything, ay?
>here's one for you then, real simple
>Fuck off

>>28853443
>Lyra lets her magic hands fade away and throws you a wink.
>"Just sayin', Anon."

>>28853511
>>28853516
you double posted friendo

>>28853532
Sounds like this going to get feelsy. I like it.

>>28853521
>combover
That's not a combover, that's a hairpiece.

>>28853614
That's not a hairpiece, that's America's next most popular hair style.

>>28853276
>>28853447
>sleep after emptying your balls into Caramel's ass
>dream about being executed via guillotine
>Luna trots to your decapitated head and lifts you with magic, glaring daggers
"CEASE YOUR SODOMIZING OF THE STALLION WITH THE PLUMP REAR, OR IT WILL BE THE ELECTRIC CHAIR NEXT TIME!"
>wake up after, realizing Caramel's fat butt is right against your rock hard dick
>joke's on Luna, you apparently get turned on by being killed
>proceed to make another deposit at his sperm bank, or in layman's terms, fuck his ass and pump him full of cum

>>28853669
Get out faggot, this is a respectable mare thread. Not RGRE enough.

>>28853677
Settle down, Anon, he made the one post and that's all. It was the realization of a silly idea that was played with in two posts.

>>28853677
I could've made Luna more of a bible thumper, I'll admit.

>>28853688
Real talk, executing me in my dreams will not stop me from fucking a fat butt. I don't care if I'm fingerblasting or giving a reacharound in the meanwhile, ass is ass man. Besides, I'll just wake up and everything will be fine, so Luna wouldn't really be able to horrify me after the first five times. Also nice dubs, both of you.

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>"I only watch colt cuddler porn because I'm terrified of seeing a vagina while masturbating. N-not that I'm sexually insecure or anything."

>>28853744
"I bet you think cunt stallion isn't gay either!"

>>28853744
You know, you don't see a lot of Trixie in this thread.

>>28853816
Probably because she's shit.

>>28853744
>she doesn't watch creampie vids because she hates the fact that the screen is filled with mare asshole instead of pulsating dick
Porn habits of mares are weird

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>>28853816
>>28853840
Lets make a happy Trixie then.

>>28853852
I'm down. If nobody posts something in a few hours, I'll write a one-shot or something.

>>28853874
Sweet

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>>28853852
That depends on what would make her happy.

>>28853849
>Her face feels dirty when they squirt onto the camera in hentai.
>She had to shower when the camera zoomed in on the mare's face while she came.
>She doesn't watch home made stuff because you hear the mare's moans over the stallions.

>>28853532
More please

>>28853936
>Kept getting "Stupid sexy Flanders!" moments around Twilight, which is why Trixie hates her so much
>Anon is her coltfriend to act as a "beard" for her (tuft? What's the term for a closeted lesbian dating a colt for the sake of hiding the fact?)
>Warms up to Anon and he gradually becomes less and less of a beard
>Horse hugs and kisses

>>28854018
>>Horse hugs and kisses

hnnnnggg

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>>28853840
you take that back faggot.

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>Luna has spent hundreds/thousands of years delving into ponies' perverted dreams
>Becomes a huge pervert as a result
>Enter Anon
>For whatever contrived reason, he's allowed to stay at the castle with Celestia and Luna
>Celestia is concerned for Anon's purity and is worried that Luna will corrupt him
>Anon thinks Luna is a total bro
>Luna makes a bunch of passes at Anon
>Is surprised when Anon actually takes her up on her offer, one day
>Celestia panics at the "scandal" of a princess luring a poor, innocent colt into a life of debauchery and organizes a crossbow wedding

>>28854055
You have permission to post as much of this as possible.

>>28854065
Second

>>28853532
what does this have to do with rgre?
what the hell does this even have to do with mlp?
is this anons pre-arrival in equestria?
did i miss dadnon being finished?

>>28854055
>Celestia pokes her head into Luna's room, wondering why her sister hasn't lowered the moon yet
>Spots Anonymous sleeping in Luna's arms/forelegs
>Starts yelling at Luna about "corrupting the innocent" and "causing a royal scandal"
>Anon is terrified and thinks that Celestia (aka, the pony who has the power to banish him to the moon) is yelling at him
>Anon doesn't realize that Luna is the one who's in trouble until Luna protectively puts herself between Anon and Celestia and starts yelling back at her sister
>Celestia insists that something has to be done
>"We're not having another 'Crystal Empire' fiasco again, Luna!"

>>28854166
>What is a prologue

>>28853936
>she shitposts on horse/gif/ about the squealing in Neighponese NAV and hentai vids and the overdone groans in Minotaur and Diamond Dog hardcore.
>she calls everyone a virgin despite the fact that she herself is a perma-virgin

>>28854207
The absolute worst part of a story to post on its own.

>>28854166
Why are you trying to chase off good writers?

>>28854546
i'm not
i was just trying to rib him into working on dadnon

>>28853532
Holy shit this is some well described depression so far.

>>28854207
A miserable pile of secrets!

>>28854579
And you're doing it very poorly, you idiot. It sounds nothing like you were ribbing him on, it sounds like you were bitching out that the prologue wasn't up to your standards.

>>28853174
All you need is thirsty mares, and you're good to go.

>>28854206
Hey, getting banished to the moon might not be so bad if Luna goes with you.

Just, maybe not for a thousand years. You'd probably be pulling sitcom shit like drawing lines on the moon saying "this is my half" by the time you hit the second century at the latest.

>Everypony looks up at night and wonders why the Moon has a giant line in the middle of it now...

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>>28853532
Does he get a happy ending?

>>28854720
>gets banished to the moon with Luna
>he dies in a minute due to no oxygen and low pressure

>>28853532
I love it! I can really feel his pain.

I don't care what anyone says Amphetanon.

Do. not. stop.
dark and edgy is only annoying when it's fake.

>>28853532
>>28855045

It's only shit when edge is there just for the sake of having it. If it further's plot and character development in a meaningful way it's fine.

>>28853532
>Rest assured, I have a plan and direction, and will be continuing with this. No, it won't be exclusively dark and edgy.

I'm ready

>>28854870
>Luna comes back more pissed than ever.
>"Luna! Sister I'm so happy you're- hey where's Anonymous?" She ask looking around.
>Luna's getting more pissed.
>"Don't tell me you ran him off. Seriously Luna, it's like you can't hold a stallion if your life depe-." Celestia is then silenced by Luna tackling her, and beating the shit out of her.
>Instantly the Elements of harmony rush to help Celestia.
>But one glare from Luna is all they need to back off.

>>28855577
Those digits mean sun butt fucked up.

>>28855588
OH SHIT NIGGA!

I'mma grind out some more Gentlemare Caller. I figure you guys don't wanna reply-thread hop, and I've been editing it as I go along, so here's the story so far from the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/8p495NXK
As per usual I'm just writing as I go a long, so if you have something to post just give me a heads up.

>Damn... what a character.
>Mares like her calling in every day was almost hard to imagine.
>If you got many more 'Miss Mayor's before lunch you were going to need a POST-break break...
>Still, that was some much needed real-world experience.
>At least you have a solid idea of what you're in for from now on.
>Intensity... to say the least.
>Thankfully the next ten to fifteen minutes are devoid of costumers.
>It gives you a little time to catch your breath and cool down.
>You're grateful, but the red stallion idly tidying up his dashboard above you is a such a perfect picture of boredom that's it's becoming infectious.
>Though you might not feel the same after a weeks straight of doing it, this job was very entertaining.
>You never know who's going to be on the other side of the call, and after a while without any stimulus you can almost feel yourself starting to hope for the mystery to return.
"Shoulda' brought some cards..." you lament dryly, flashing your operator a regretful look.
>He shares in your sentiment with a short-lived titter, throwing his forelegs behind his head and leaning back into his chair.
>"Dunno how you guys do it, sometimes." he comments cryptically.
"Hm?" you respond, but your possible answer is interrupted by a soft buzz and a flicker of red.
>Your operator leans forward quickly, leaning back over his dash, "Heads up."
"Uh -- yeah." you respond quickly, eying him a moment more before turning to your phone.
>It chirps, you go through your ritual, and you lift the device to see what the rulette tossed you this time, almost excited.
>It shows in your voice.

>>28853532
Looking forward to the green you put out and hopefully you'll feel better next time we hear from you. But the one thing that brings some worry, at least to me, is just how often I notice Anons having guns in the stuff I read on this board.

Just to clarify, I'm from a place with some gun control stuff and from what I keep seeing in some greens is that having a gun is about just as normal as having a wallet, which just downright confuses me.

>>28855684
Sucks for you, we live in REAL AMERICA, land of the FREE.

>>28853532
This is really great plot.

>>28853695

That actually makes me think for a moment.

In RGRE, how are gay stallion relationship dynamics? Is the one who takes the dick up the ass considered the 'mare' of the relationship?

Does that make Anon a power bottom in RGRE?

>>28855638
"Hello?" you query your phone, relaxed, almost sensual, "You there, sweetie?"
>The caller begins to say something, but a loud squeak cuts off the words.
>They have to clear their throat before answering you.
>"Um, yes, yes I'm here." the caller says, their voice a touch... deeper, then when they started.
>No, not a touch.
>MUCH deeper.
>They were obviously altering their voice, and you have a pretty good idea why.
>You... might also have had experience in their area growing up.
"Miss?" you start, cutting an amused look at your partner, "Are you of age to be utilizing our services?"
>Wine furrows his brow in response, then raises it when he catches on.
>"O-Of course I am!" the caller returns adamantly.
>Her voice cracks again, but this time it's much more suspicious.
>"I'm a mare, a-and I wanna talk about-about, uh..." she pauses, choosing her words, "... you know...."
"I know?" you reply, lifting a hand to your mouth to try and forcibly cull the grin spreading across you mouth, "Like what?"
>"You... you KNOW..." she responds, pausing again.
>You don't say anything, forcing her to elaborate.
>"You know..." she repeats, lowering her voice, "Like... like holding hooves, and-and... you know..."
>Another bout of silence as she chooses her words.
>"... cuddling and stuff..."
>You have to bite down on you lips to keep from making any offensive sounds during her adorable recitation of what she THOUGHT when on on this phone line.
>It was all the more tickling after your were literally just describing, in some detail, plowing some pony's love box until you came whilst groaning in lewd delight.
"Mm-... Mmhm?" you manage to hum.
>"Yes, that stuff..." she responds, gaining back a little confidence, "I'm going to give you Bits, and we're going to talk about kissing -- and stuff."

>>28855805
thats fucking adorable

>>28855805
I like to imagine that, despite their interaction with Anon being purely via audio, the fillies are wearing an oversized trenchcoat and hat just in case.

>>28855684
Basically this>>28855707

>>28855805
"... Alright." you respond with some mirth, reaching across your small desk to turn your receiver towards you and get a better look at your screen.
>Or, more specifically, the information logged on it.
"But... does 'Rarity' know you're giving out her bank number to sleazy callcolt hotlines over the phone?"
>Your conversation noticeably dies for several seconds, your caller speechless.
>"H-How did-.... who--!?" she sputters fearfully, clearly alarmed.
>She spends the next several seconds throwing prepositions for nine different statements at you, every single one of them ending short.
"You know... we do have to send invoices when we collect the money, so even if this worked your mom would still be getting a 'Chesty's withdrawal notice on her monthly bank statement."
>The caller shifts in place, their voice becoming timid, "N-... no... no way..."
>Aww...
>Well, you've had your fun.
>You open your mouth to console her but she beats you to the punch, he voice shacking.
>"I'm sorry! I-I won't-... Please don't tell sis I was-was...I'm not---" she stutters before smashing the phone down and abruptly ending the call.
>You can't hold it back any more.
>You snort loudly, covering you mouth fully as your belly shakes.
>"Harsh." Wine comments, sparing your a smile.
>Your chortle on, slowly gaining back your control as time wears on.
"Do you-do you guys get lotsa' those?" you ask between giggles.
>"They never learn." he responds in good spirit, shaking his head, "I wouldn't wanna be around come end of the month at her place.
>You grin ruefully, shaking your own head.
"Naw." you reply simply, relaxing back into your chair.
Wine gives you a questioning look, and you respond by lifting your hand gesturing at your neck with a cutting motion, "Cut that one out. Customer Refund."
>"Really?" he responds with some surprise, turning to squint at his dashboard, "It was only, what? A little over a minute? Her mom wouldn't--"

>>28855940
"Chesty's"

>Not Testes/Testy's

>>28856029
Because chest tuft I guess

>>28855707
>land of the FREE.
>The land of the fat

>>28855940
"I can't condemn a fellow soldier to 'the talk'." you interrupt, letting your hand fall back into your lap, "Our bond runs deeper than money!"
>Your partner chuckles at your melodrama, sliding a pad over from his right to cite your refund notice.
>"You're... sure?" he confirms.
"I'll give it a few more days before I become a soulless money goblin. Maybe when I'm eating stove-top noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner." .
>He tisks lightheartedly, grabbing a pen in his mouth, "Yuh, muhby." he manages around the tool, scribbling down the report.
>The lengths you go to to ease the struggle.
>You're fighting the good fight, little horse.
>You get a pass this time; remember this, remember my sacrifice and improve.
>Your awkward lust is the awkward lust that will pierce the heavens.
>Joking aside, you should probably keep your game up for the rest of the day.
>One canceled withdrawal probably isn't all that serious for a newcomer, but if you get any more you'll probably have reason to fear for their judgement of your competence.
>Well, there's only a few more minutes to go until you can split for lunch...
>What's the worst the could happen?
>Right?
>"We got another one, Anon. Get ready!" Wine say suddenly, gaining your attention.
>A strange feeling bubbles in your gut as your unanswered question lingers in you mind.
>As you companion plays with the jacks in his dashboard a alien emotion fills you, a faint dread that you can neither identify nor explain.
>Strange...
>The phone before you suddenly chirps to life, and the sound it sound it makes is like requiem bells in your head, cold and ominous.


I'm gonna stop here for right now. The next part should finish up the story. Also, sorry for the grammar errors, I'm taking a real free-flowing philosophy with this one. They'll be fixed in the pastebin.

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>>28855940
Oh god that so sexy.

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>>28856106

>>28856029

You know Anon, that's arguably a superior alternative, but I needed to use that specific name to jive with an earlier part of the story.

Also, thanks for read up to this point guys. I'll have more tomorrow at the latest.

>>28856118
Fair enough. Good green either way.

>>28856112
Sauce?

>>28856112
Sauce?

>>28856112
sauce now

>>28852571
we had halloween skeleton anon
a discussion of anon licking his own asshole as a ghost to get a rise out of celestia and luna
and longer ago we had alicorns are abominations and think anon is one too.

>>28855790
I think anon just blew his load in something that turned him on. If the stallion feels more empowered receiving than giving, its his loss.

>>28854858
Im hoping he gets shit out into equestria by the changelings, and they do everything in their power to make the bad feels go away.

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>>28856466
That'd be cute.

>>28855684
No really rgre so spoiler

We live in a very big country, and we have a history that made guns very important to our lives, arguably we are beyond that point now considering how war changed. But I will tell you this, I live in northern america, and a while back some illegal mexicans kicked a door in with shot guns and robbed a party. Just about anywhere in america, the bad guy is less than 10 seconds away, a cop is at least 5 minutes away, Its simple do I want to risk dying, or do I want to at least have a chance. But the fact is most guns are used to either kill yourself, sometimes in a blind rage, kill someone close to you but the majority is gangs and petty crime. For most people, its just the thing that protects you or you hunt with, and its not all that strange. On a personal side note, given the choice to either be beaten to death with a blunt object, or shot Id rather be shot, because if I make it through the beating, Id have to kill myself due to bills anyway, and if they went for my head, mentally disabled.

>>28856423
>a discussion of anon licking his own asshole as a ghost to get a rise out of celestia and luna

That might have been me. That was in reference to an older, non-RGRE thread. I brought it up at least.

>>28856510
That thread was amazing, I'm considering doing something with it, as only alicorns can see anon, and twilight is brand new plus overly curious, so she may be anons reprieve from eternal loneliness with the only things that can see you act like you don't exist.

>>28856509
>But the fact is most guns are used to either kill yourself, sometimes in a blind rage, kill someone close to you
Stopped reading, that's completely false.

http://www.justfacts.com/guncontrol.asp

>>28854055
You have to make luna shy but VERY perverted, as in she wants it and is incredibly turned on but asking to do it... she is never able to out of embarrassment.

>>28856544
without reading the whole thing, the fbi stats I remember are something along the lines of 30k deaths happened a year, 1/3 or 2/3 of those deaths were suicide, I forget which. The blind rage, you hear the story a few times a year, partner cheats and gets killed, sometimes the person they were with too. Then almost all the other deaths are crime related. granted over simplification, but the link you send is over 150 pages long if you print it.

The picture most of the world has about americans and guns is twice a week a small town has to deal with a neighbor killing the other one because of a lawnmower is too loud.

>>28856108
GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

>>28856586
America also has over 320 million people, Anon, of course you're going to hear about someone killing someone else over stupid shit. But yeah, a huge proportion of gun-related deaths are suicides.

>>28856190
>>28856229
>>28856281
>https://derpibooru.org/865412?scope=scpea6f7b8daadab7cebfdb2ea9926cbeb39fd78e970
Next time you're going to have to learn to search the booru yourselves.

>>28856816
>Poking butts
Not as lewd an image as I expected it to be.

>>28856743
Even then, that's 20k out of roughly 100m gun owners. By contrast, FBI statistics estimate firearms are used in self defence (often non lethal/unfired) roughly 1m times every year.
People are scared of them because it's very easy for death and injury to occur if one is a flaming retard with them, and their design means the injured are likely to be someone other than the user. Also those afraid often haven't handled live firearms which adds to the mystique
Hasguns here, from a country with heavy gun control. Most of which is unnecessary and done for political purposes. Firearms are tools like chainsaws, lorries and kerosene, but history has shown all four can and have been used in mass murders. It comes down to a person's intent.

>>28853518
Also claiming that Paratrooper Carbine when Anon dies, M1A1 is rare as fuck

>>28856861
You and I are two men of the same mind, Anon.

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>>28856663
careful. the pussy grabs back.

I did find something very cuddle. something...
Xcom? will it be continued? because i can't find anything LaP - Drunk's pastebin. well expect Desu.

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>>28856885
I am a no fun with only a pistol and prefers pic related. Plus side I can cook up the yetis for lunch.
>>28856912
Good, breed her back.

>>28856816
How do you search the booru for a cropped image with very little context of what's going on? Do you expect people to trawl through every single lewd image containing pinkie pie in the hopes it's actually been uploaded to derpi?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with anons asking for sauce to a cropped image with fucking numbers for a filename.
Sorry if you weren't meaning to come across as a shit, just had too many people on other boards get shitty for people asking for sauce in reasonable situations. Where google image search will give you fucking "Black and white photography" for an elf receiving an interracial orc dicking.

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>>28856663
>>28856912
>pussy
>not horse pussy
Kill yourself.

Look at my... old inventory green

>You are Anon, and you're about to score!
>"A-anon, I've got one thing to say before I do this..."
"Yeah what's that?"
>Please be horse pussy, please be horse pussy, please be horse pussy
>"I-I've got a horse pussy, Anon."
>Your dick burst through your pants like that one scene in Alien
>You promptly pass out from too much blood rushing to your dick

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>>28856939
>Your dick burst through your pants like that one scene in Alien

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>>28856939
oh you cheeky cunt youre in for it now

>>28856924
This, famalam.

>>28856912
>RGRE ponies wanting to be bred by Anon
Estrus is the best.

>>28856924
The link I posted gives you the search terms I used to find the picture, dum-dum.

I completely understand asking for sauce on a modified image (especially when it can't even find normal images), but derpibooru is reasonably well tagged and there should be little problem finding a show-related image, even if it's modified.

>>28856861
>lorries
>kerosene

Found the britbong

>>28852487
>>28852509
>>28852518
>>28852532
>>28852606
>>28853443
>>28856108
>>28856112
>>28856469
>>28856912

You guys are seriously pushing what "not nsfw" means...

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>>28857001
Welcome to 4chan. How's your first day?

>>28857001
Your new here aren't you?

>>28857001
Two or three of those aren't even lewd.

>>28857018
>>28857025

New to /mlp/
Read the rules on this board. figured pony fans would try and dodge porn as much as possible. but clearly not. Ill be heading my ass back to /pol/ now

>>28857001
How is that first one or the changeling even close to nsfw?
>>28857018
Goddamn I love pegasi. Also, is art of cum on pegasi's wings rare because of how hard it is to draw them or because I'm alone in thinking that's hot?

>>28857036
>figured pony fans would try and dodge porn as much as possible.
This is 4chan m8. We prefer to be called horsefuckers to "bronys".

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>Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria
>Pony reading Anon's book l-lewd
>"What are genitals?"
>Suddenly spread rumors about anon's genitals

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>>28857036
Okay bye.

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>>28857001
We've been known to do that from time to time.

>>28857046
you got me interested.

>>28857036
>figured pony fans would try and dodge porn as much as possible.
Thanks, Anon, I needed that laugh.

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>>28857043
Pics with well drawn pegasus wings are rare to come by because they're so detail intensive and tedious to draw.

>>28857036
Cool story... but what's your point exactly?>>28857046
Nice ideas.

>>28857043
The dude is just a unironic shitposter, or an idiot. He came from pol apparently so its a pretty thin line.

>>28857046
>Why are they blushing? There's nothing to hide

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>>28857046
>Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria
>Anon was there because reasons
>Today he was having a lovely picnic in the park with Rarity
>"Oh Anonymous dear, this has been such a lovely day spent with you."
"Y-you too."
>Anon replied, bumping her foreleg with his fist
"I don't know about you, but I'd sure love to end this lovely day with some loving cunnilingus, eh?"
>He declared, becoming Canadian momentarily
>Rarity gave him a confused look
>"I don't know what that is darling."
"Let me show you."
>He picked her up and laid her gently on her back
>There she lay, fancy hat askew, a look of alarm on her face, and legs splayed open to the fresh air
>"What in Equestria are you doing?!"
>Anon did not answer, for his eyes rested upon nothing but bare fur betwixt her legs
"What the hell is this? Where are your genitals?"
>Rarity shrugged from her awkward position
>It looked kind of like those shrugging pony reaction images you sometimes see here, but with grass in the back ground instead of a clear png, although in this case it could have been a png and the background just happened to be grass
>Anyway, she responded "What are genitals?"
"The thing that babies come from."
>"Oh, those things? They just sort of pop out. It's like magic, or something."
>Anon grimaced
"I hope it's at least an erogenous zone"
>He planted a finger where the vagina should be and rubbed up and down in slow ovals
>"Ohh... this is certainly a different sensation."
>Rarity uttered a low moan at the stimulation
>"It kind of tickles, but not in the 'haha' sort of way. Like it's tickling my brain with good thoughts- oh no, I didn't say stop sweetie!"
>Rarity reached out with her forehooves and forced Anon's hand back into her featureless crotch thread title drop
>"I must say, this feels electrifying. Is this what that word you used is?"
"Uh no, that's actually where I use my tongue."
>"Ooh that sounds even more lovely!"
>Wrote the author, wanting to fit lovely in one more time

>>28856920
Ah yes, i remember that. it was cute.

>>28856939
I like to imagine everyone in eqg world has a horse pussy and ponut

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>>28857354

>>28857354
I would say only the ones that got through the pony portal. So Sunset is the only one to have one naturally, though the rest of the girls get one when they pony up though.

>>28857354
>ponut and horse pussy on human
looks like its time for a knew fetish.

>>28857354
THAT GENEIUSSS

>>28857755
idea from watching a shit ton of NCIS lately

how about a green where anon is part of the police (or some investigative division within an equestrian government agency)

seen as a hardass no nonsense investigator that has a friendly with Shining armor though works together very well

>>28853677
Actually could be quite fun. if RGRE, then males are ones that hug and kiss each other, touch each other and brag about plumpness of their ass and how long their dicks are.

Mares are 'no hugs that's not marely', 'no homo'.

Cue mares wanting threesomes with gay stallions and all that

>>28857354
That would mean the guys have horse dicks.

>>28857831
nah, but they do also have ponuts and sheath dick, just not horse dick shape or size. but realistically unless you do a shower scene in the locker room or if a girl brings it up.

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>>28857354
That's nice but you've forgotten the worst thing about them.
>no
>fucking
>hooves

>>28857001
Fuck off tripfagging newfag.

>>28857036
Please do.

>>28857989
I'm more interested in their fluffy ears, and pegasi's downy wings.

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>"shake it Anon shake it"
>"put on those socks you dirty colt"

Easy bits just for putting on some clothes.

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>>28857068
I want to hold war timeline Dash until it all stops hurting.

>>28858112
it never stops hurting anon. you just go numb.

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>>28858055
>"put on those socks you dirty colt"
I support this.

>>28858112
>she will never fall asleep in your arms after sobbing for fifteen minutes straight

>>28857117
>Pones (and everything else in Equestria) are featureless barbie dolls
>Genitals only appear because of magic
>Sexy Magic
>Anon is Anti-Magic
>Anon cannot fuck the horsepussy or ponut, no matter how much he or they might want to.

>>28858238
That sound... painful.

>>28858055
I want to go timeline where RGRE 6 mane is evil when villian is good. like in THE COMIC!
FUCK ALL VILLIAN ARMY MARE'S PUSSY!

>>28858238
>Anon is Anti-Magic
>In a world where friendship is magic
>In a world where love is magic
>In a world where the fucking trees themselves are magic
Anon would have way bigger problems than not being able to get his dick wet.

>>28858319
>no one loves him
>no one wants to be friends with him
>the forest itself is openly hostile to him
o-okay

>>28858177
>You will never be your veteran mare's rock
I feel a lot less bad about this since this would require my waifu to have been psychologically scarred in a war.

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>>28858322
I see I wasn't clear enough.
>In a world where the fucking FOOD is magic

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>>28857036
i mean why would you come to this thread from /pol/? i'm from pol mostly nowdays and this is like the most not pol thing kinda.

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>>28858146
that's my picture!
at least fucking google search it man i do that at least.

>>28858322
>Anon becomes a captive of/refuses to leave a hive of changelings
>Desperately lonely, Anon willingly gives all his love
>But don't forget; anti-magic
>Changelings find his love bitter and strange-tasting and they don't like it, but is sustains them
>Changelings, the race of pseudo-ponies who live entirely on love, only hang around Anon because they have to

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>>28858344
So it tastes like semen?

>>28858322
Just like back home.

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>>28858344

Someone said there's not enough Spike in RGRE, and I agree.

>Anon gets together with Twiggles
>Twilight treats Spike as a combo Son/Little Brother
>Anon starts doing the same. Starting with being a Big Bro for Spike, and gradually shifting more towards being Dadnon as time goes on.

>Anon decides that they desperately need some father son bonding.
>And to teach Spike that he can be whatever he wants
>Anon wants to show him how to get dirty and have fun doing it, instead of being too "coltish" all the time.

>Time to go innawoods

>Twilight thinks this is a terrible idea, what if they get hurt?!
>Anon insists, and points out that he's a predator, and Spike is a mothafuckin' Dragon who breathes fire!
>Besides, they're only going to the Whitetail Woods, not the depths of the Everfree
>(That's for next time, don't tell Twiggles that)

>The Human and Dragon camping trip is a go

>>28858342
What? I was just making a cocksock joke.

>>28858342
Is that a letter on the far left?

>Very young couple; barely adults
>Mare gets pregnant
>Dumps the foal onto the father and leaves town
>Meanwhile, Anon runs a foal-sitting service; one of the best this side of Canterlot
>Young single fatherpone cannot care for the foal himself
>Leaves her on Anon's doorstep with a blanket, her favourite toy, and an anonymous (hue) letter

Whycome no fatherAnon?

>>28858386
that picture is for my own personal cocksock use.

>>28858344
>>28858366
>Anon is that one friend you had in high school
>The fat kid who looked really pleased and sort of confused when you sat down next to him at lunch
>tfw you were that fat kid

>>28858391
No.

>Stallions thinks he's too young to take care of his foal
>Leaves her on Anon's doorstep with a note and a blanket
>Meanwhile the foal's mother is all "where did my filly go?"
>Anon returns the foal home after he spends a few hours trying to figure out who her parents are

>>28858403
Fucking stallions.

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>>28858391
>>28858403
it's just a cocksock stop making it something it's not scootaloo is good for one thing.

>>28857055
source?

>>28858344
>>Changelings, the race of pseudo-ponies who live entirely on love, only hang around Anon because they have to
>Anon swallows his sadness and tries to convince himself that this is better than nothing

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>>28857117
>>He declared, becoming Canadian momentarily

>>28858425
>filename
NO SCOOTS DON'T MAKE THAT FACE YOU'RE BEST FILLY

>>28856106
Better not be his gay stalker or guilty ex marefriend or something because this will get awkward very quick...

>>28858434
>Not apologizing
Not CDN enough

>>28858444
>guilty ex marefriend
>she has no idea she's speaking to Anon
>"Listen, before you say anything, I don't want to hear a colt talk dirty to me. Things aren't so good for me right now, so... c-could you tell me that th-things are going to b-be okay?"

>>28858391
You hurt me but ok.

>>28858466
>"Dear Anonymous"
>"You are a natural father."
>"I am not."
>"Her name is Scootaloo."

>>28858444
Umbra.....
Crystalllllllyyyyy.....

>>28858459
>Anon panics
"S-sorry, miss, b-but this is Pizza Horse. Is there something you'd like to order?"
>Ex-marefriend hangs up after a few seconds of sobbing

>>28858478
And from that day forward, Scoots got all the love, attention, and dickings a filly needs.

>>28858478
>Anon's a farmer
>Anon's a trainer.
Anon cool act fuck because... It like horse breed.

>>28858504
What the fuck, are you having a stroke?

>>28858509
kek
He's trying to get help but this is the best he can do.

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>>28858526
He needs 50cc of pony stat!

>>28858490
Man, that's just cowardly.

>>28858509
He's readjusting his moral fiber.

>>28857117
> then he woke up in a cold sweat
> a world without genitals
"My worst nightmare" said E=MC Vaginal


This is actually a premise of one of the first clops I ever read. Still remember that shit 4 years later.

>The ritual is ready
>Ponies in black cloaks surround the glowing runes and symbols upon the floor
>A low chanting echoes off the stone walls in the low light

>One voice gets louder, and breaks off from the others
>The leader of the ritual reads aloud from an ancient text

>The portal to another plane of existence begins to open
>Dim multicolored light emanates from the tear in reality, casting faint shadows behind the circle of cultists.

>A hissing sound is suddenly heard, and a mass of giant tentacles suddenly shoots out from the void
>A piercing scream as it swiftly ensnares and pulls the loud mare in to meet her fate

>Silence

>"Sh-should we stop?" one whispers
>"No. Power demands sacrifice. We continue."
>Hesitantly, they continue chanting.
>A shape, dark and bulbous takes form in the unstable portal
>It begins to transition from there to *here*, stretching the opening wider
>As it completes it's journey, it slowly floats down to the floor
>The portal shrinks and dims before disappearing completely

>What should be silence instead reveals a faint whimpering sound coming from the dark mass in the center of the room.
>Whimpering and...snoring?

>More whispers
>"Um...did it work?"
>"I don't know."
>"What do we do now?"
>"I thought it was supposed to transform us?"
>"Is it sleeping?"

>The room shakes, dust rains from the ceiling, and a distant rumble can be heard.
>The doors burst open, casting bright light into the once shadowed room, and revealing The Alicorn Diarchs, Celestia and Luna.

>"HALT! CEASE THY FOOLISHNESS! BEFORE THOU AWAKEN SOMETHING YE CANNOT HOPE TO CONTROL!"

>The groaning sound from the center of the room suddenly drew everyone's attention.
>Something was awake alright
>And it didn't sound very happy about having it's slumber disturbed by The Royal Canterlot Voice
>The faint whimpering grew in intensity
>Bones popped as the bulbous mass rearranged itself and grew in size

>>28858935
>>A hissing sound is suddenly heard, and a mass of giant tentacles suddenly shoots out from the void
>>A piercing scream as it swiftly ensnares and pulls the loud mare in to meet her fate
well that got dark and eldritch fast

>>28858950

don't worry, she's fine, she'll be back momentarily

>>28858971
i wasnt complaining
i love stories that take the dark eldritch angle

>>28858977
Sorry to disappoint then, this will be more of a "misunderstanding" than actually dark

>>28858935

>Celestia approached it, preparing to do battle with the foul creature from beyond.
>She could barely get 3 words out before a limb shot out, wrapped around her belly and dragged her inside.
>"SISTER!"

>Three distinct voices could be discerned. Two were female, one fearful, the other indignant, demanding to be released and promising that she would not be so easily defeated.
>The third was distinctly male, and demanded.
"Quiet! Need sleep..."

>Those who weren't shaking in fear might notice that the dark mass was actually cloth.
>A fact soon revealed to all as the creature slowly rose up from the ground.
"Urgh."
>Up and up it stretched, taller than the dark blue alicorn threatening it.
>The cloth covering it fell to the floor around it's feet.
>And revealed the mare who had been pulled into the portal earlier, shivering on the ground with eyes screwed shut.

>Celestia was freed and scrambled back to her hooves and galloped next to her sister, breathing heavily.
>The Princess of the Sun couldn't fail to notice that the creature towered even over her.

"Fine, I'm awake, what the hell do you want?"
>The creature blinked it's eyes, trying to adjust to the light.

>>28858935
yes
YES!

>>28859015
please continue your writing is good

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>>28858935
>A hissing sound is suddenly heard, and a mass of giant tentacles suddenly shoots out from the void
>A piercing scream as it swiftly ensnares and pulls the loud mare in to meet her fate
>Silence

Later

"Look atdat qt!!! SQUEEEEE"
"Can I comb her mane and hug her, Cthulhu?"
"Hey, it's my turn nou, Dagon!"

Good, good, more eldritch stuff to the thread

>>28859065
>tfw cthulhu writefag is kill

>>28859015
>>28859025

I'm not actually sure where I want to go from here, but I had the idea after somebody posted a thing about Blueblood being a cultist the other day.

Anon being the one summoned while he's asleep, but when Celestia and Luna go to stop it, she gets pulled under the blanket with a sleeping anon and cuddled. While everyone else looks on in horror as the immortal Sun Princess is "absorbed" by this eldritch *thing* in the middle of the room.

>>28859087
>struggling and crying out for help while she gets 'absorbed' by the creature in the dark, watching her slowly vanish into the pitch blackness
>all the ponies looking on in abject horror as they uselessly stand there, her sister even frozen in place as she watches what may be her sisters last moments
>in reality Celestia is just getting pulled under the lump of covers

>>28859087
The mass of tentacles that grabbed the cultist mare was really a giant version of Anon's hand.
Eldritch magic meant there was a size adjustment problem, so just this enormous hand comes through and snatches her (for cuddles, and to make the noise stop)
He get shrunk to a more normal size as he gets pulled through into Equestria, though still bigger than even the alicorns.

>>28859072
Yeah that was top notch writefagging. Why must the good ones always die?

Speaking of which: WHERE'S MY JAGOG AND DD2 FUCKERS?!?

>>28859065
>The mare is limp at first, being caressed and combed endlessly.
>She finally comes back to her senses and realizes the monsters are merely happily grumbling at how adorable she is.
>After hours of playing with her mane, her fuzzy ears and puffy chest, the monsters decide to give her some rest.
>She gets a warm velvet pillow and a bowl full of fresh water, along with a bucket of lily flowers.
>"Perhaps, being their pet is better than cultists' sacrifice..."

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>>28857018
>Pussy Juice

Ultra lewd.

As someone unfamiliar with this thread, is there a list of complete stories?

>>28859341
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1

>>28859372
Anyone can edit with that link, you fucking inbred.

>>28858614
I fucking lost it. You made me remember that whole thread all at once. Man, it was a fantastic thread.

>>28859087
You should continue with anon being the pony equivalent of an eldritch horror mixed with an incubus desu.

>>28856966
*estrus is the bestrus

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>>28859015
kek
I don't know why, but "Anon plus bed and pyjamas appears in Equestria" tickles my funny bone.

>Anon wakes up in bed
>Yawns, stretches
>Opens his eyes
>He's in the middle of a big stone room
>Big doors on one end, two occupied thrones on the other
>Guards surrounding him with spears

>>28857036
Never come back.

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>"Have you seen my mommy?"

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>>28858302

>wanting Reflections

That storyline was a disappointment for a reason Anon. They gave us the impression that the Mane Six and the Princesses were going to fight their evil countarparts, but instead it was about Celestia's tragic love story with Good Sombra.

The evil Mane Six didn't even show up except for this cover and a cameo near the end.

>>28860281
Forth Doctor and Tenth Doctor are a nice touch
Also Spike is the exact same

>>28860332
the observer is a nice touch
thats where the tagline comes from

>>28860281
>Celestia's tragic love story with Good Sombra.
Every time I hear that it makes me laugh. It's so fucking stupid. It actually reminds me of that god-awful tri-horned male alicorn OC that, too, had a tragic love story with Celestia.

In all honesty the entire storyline sounds like a bullshit story made up by Celestia when somepony asked her why she doesn't have a coltfriend
>"Y-yes I have a coltfriend! He's... he's, uh.... Ssssssombra. King Sombra. B-but, I mean, y-you wouldn't know him. He's from.... from.... an alternate universe. What do you mean, why would I date an evil man like Sombra? No, no, no. The alternate universe is... is an OPPOSITE universe where Sombra is a good pony and a fine leader. What else is opposite? Shi-uh, everything. There's... there's me and Luna, and we're evil there, I guess. And... and Twilight and her friends are mean.... And, uh... and.... and Chrysalis is.... a.... fairy?"

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>>28860383

>tfw she learns there actually is a universe like that
>tfw that version of Sombra doesn't want to date her
>tfw you're forever alone

>>28860436
>Celly is an eternal virgin.
So what depths would she sink to for a little male attention?

>>28860476

>Celestia often disguises herself as a normal mare to go and use the service of prostitutes.

>>28860476
>Enter Anon
>No passive-aggressiveness
>No gold-digging
>No acting like he's better than the mares around him
>Doesn't think having sex makes him a slut
>Celestia latches onto him like cold death

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>>28860518
He can be pretty lewd and demanding, though. Even publicly so.

>>28860518
>"Hello, Princess Celestia! I've brought my friend from Ponyville! Remember? I told you all about Anonymous in my Friendship Reports. He's-"

>You are Anon
>There is a big, white Princess wrapped around your body.
>"Don't ever leave me."
>Hoh-kay.
>"You live here now."

>>28860611
"P-Princess? Could you maybe... not cuddle me so hard?"
>Celestia nuzzles the top of your head affectionately and rubs your back.
>This has the unintentional consequence of gently pushing your face into the alicorn's chest tuft.
>She seems to really like it when that happens.
>"Oh, Anon, you're so silly. If I let you go.... why, you'd leave!"
>Well, she's not wrong.
>You aren't a big fan of the whole "held against your will" thing.
"N-no..."
>Good job, Anon.
>Spot-on lying.
>You bet she'll be really convinced.
>"Anon.... Anon, Anon, Anon...."
>She punctuates each saying of your name with a gentle tap against your back with her wings.
>"I know a good thing when I see one."

Hold it! If colts are treated like women, then what sort of shit is their society?
Do they whine when they chip a hoof?
Wrong mane shampoo?
Is jewelry strictly for mares or colts? If it's for colts, then Diamond Tiara is a cross-dresser
First world problem shit like that?

>>28860993
Basically, yeah.
I personally like to think that DT's tiara is a socially acceptable thing because it is 'feminine'.

>>28860993
>If it's for colts, then Diamond Tiara is a cross-dresser
Then the Princesses are drag queens.

>>28860993
Back in ye olde days, wealthy guys were flamboyant as fuck. Because shiny, useless shit was always a good way to show off said wealth back before actual fun things existed.

>>28860993
>>28861007
>>28861065
High heels used to be something men wore.
The reason men stopped wearing them is because women started wearing them.

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>>28860980
>wanting to leave
Why is he such a faggot?

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>>28860611
>>28860980
Muh heart. This is beyond cute.

>If it's for colts, then Diamond Tiara is a cross-dresser

wearing is jewelry is like wearing earring, all kool kids and pirates do it.

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>>28861326
>You are Anon
>Remember when you said being horsenapped by the princess wasn't great?
>FUCK that.
>You sleep in a big, fluffy bed with a big fluffy horse to cuddle
>You eat the best foods made by the best chefs (including those who are used to preparing meat for griffons)
>andalsoyoufucktheprincesseverynightandcuddleafterward
>horse/10 would be carried around by the princess in a giant purple hoodie all the time again

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>>28861680
Dude, that's her fetish. The more she pretends to hate it, the more she really loves it.
Honestly, if she ever compliments you, you should be worried.

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>>28861720
Of course.

Is there loose vag humiliation in this world?

>>28861889
no such thing as a loose vag in equestria. the mares can make it as tight as they want as they have full muscle control.

>>28861911
Muscle control only goes so far when you've got a big vag.

>>28861889
theres teat humiliation
and clitoris tortrue

> Celestia has lived too long
> She still has things she wants to try, but there is no way she can let a stallion know about them
> The gossip, the disgust, the inevitable abduction to the sex dungeon to keep them from telling other ponies
> No, a normal stallion will not do
> There is one benefit to living as long as she has
> Reams of magical lore, notes on seals and rituals, all tested by cultists through the ages
> It is also nice to check off another experience, #207369 on her to do list
> Summon an incubus

> Be Anon
> You dream of a boundless field of grass and the neighing of horses
> Probably because you spend too much time on /mlp/
> Then you wake up in a cozy room, standing before the bestia
> She stares at you with luminous eyes, wings ruffling nervously
> You notice the magic circles and candles, and instantly you know what you must do
"Princess Celestia, I have crossed many stars and many voids to answer your desires. Speak them."
> She licks her lips and levitates a rubber chicken towards you
> You grasp it by the body, unsure what to do next
> She steps closer
> "Make me..."
> She starts to breathe heavily
> "Make me kiss the rubber chicken."
> ...
> Well, you heard the mare
> You grasp her horn and tug her head down
> She mewls happily
> With your other hand, you bring the floppy head of the chicken to her mouth, pressing its beak to her lips
> You largely tune out of the ensuing make out session, because clearly being a sex demon isn't all it's cracked up to be
> After the moans and kissing noises die down, you let her go
> Celestia looks incredibly satisfied, if a bit dazed
> Cute
> Her horn glows, and you hear a quill scratching somewhere
> "Mmmm, that was good. Now, I believe the next item is...ah yes, sniffing your hands."
> ...
> You suspect you're going to make her skip ahead at some point to "hot incubus dickings"
> Still, might as well let an old mare have some fun

>>28861933
Clit torture is incredibly common, since enduring it makes one very tough and marely.
Hell, it's not at all unusual or concerning to see fillies playing a clit torture based version of "aunt", the rgr form of uncle.

The prevalence of masochism in mares is a mystery, who's cause is completely unrelated.

>>28861973
kek

>>28860980
>Be Anon.
>Work a 14 hour shift at the company and come home.
>You're dying.
>Caffeine can no longer save you.
>You fall onto your king sized bed, not bothering to clean your dirty ass.
>What's the point?
>You can worry about that later.
>Now it's just you, and your comfy, thirty thousand dollar bed.

>You awaken holding something close to you.
>It's warm and fluffy.
>Smells like Peach.
>Probably your goose down bolster.
>You push your face into it and take a deep breath.
>A soft whimper comes from your blanket.
>That's right you slut, just lie there and take it.
>You hold your bolster closer to you and readjust your pillow.
>Setting your head on the pillow, you find the tension just right.
>No so soft that you'd sink right through but just hard enough that it would support your neck.
>Content with the new sleeping arrangements, you pull the bolster up to your chest with a little difficulty.
>When did it get this heavy?
>No matter.
>You nuzzle into the bolster again, breathing in that sweet, gentle, scent as you rub your face against the velvety surface of your bolster.
>You gently put your legs over the bolster while running your fingers through the soft fur of your bolster, making sure to get every inch.
>Wait.
>Fur?
>Slowly opening your eyes, you allow your face holes to adjust to the light.
>You are greeted to the sight of a small bundle of fur with rainbow colored wisps floating in a nonexistent wind.
>You extend a couple of fingers to touch the thin wisps.
>To your disappointment the wisp refuses to enter your grip.
>You grasp at the misty rainbow a few more times until you are stopped by a feminine voice.
>"How did you get in here!"
>What? Who?
>"Unhand the Princess and get onto the floor, Minotaur!"
>Princess? Minotaur?
>Lifting up your head, you turn to the voice and feel your pillow run away.
>Your eyes widen at the sight of a large group of small white horses surrounding you.

>>28862321
>Not to mention the number of pointy spears floating in the air.
>Looking down, you see a larger white pony in your arms, eyes wide in abject terror.
>This was going to be a long day.

>You are Anon.
>You have finally gotten acquitted of assassination charges.
>But you lost your comfy bed to evidence claims and magic "Research".
>I know you're all sleeping on my bed you little bastards.
>Thankfully, the Princess was kind enough to help you get set up in an apartment in Canterlot.
>She even got you a job as the royal cake tester.
>That's all great, but it would be better if the princess would just look you in the eyes.
>You can't blame her.
>You'd avoid the person that suddenly popped up in your bed too.
>Oh well.
>A problem for another day.

>Be Celestia
>This is wrong.
>You should have given Anonymous back his bed.
>But you just can't stop.
>You tumble through his large bed while thoughts of Anonymous ran through your mind.
>You remember waking up to his forelegs wrapped firmly around your barrel.
>You panicked and tried to escape, but for some reason, the weave refused to answer to your summons.
>To your shame, you tried forcing your way out of his grip, only to find yourself back in his embrace.
>For that one moment, you, Celestia, Diarch of Equistria, all powerful wielder of the sun, were powerless.
>You were at the mercy of a stallion's whimsies.
>One move, and he could have killed you.
>But he didn't.
>Instead, he began rubbing himself against your back, while his fingers ran gently along your barrel.
>Methodically, in small circles, slowly moving downwards.
>It was almost as if he was trying to enjoy every inch of your coat.
>His face was in your back, whispering soft nothings as he breathes down your withers,
>Rubbing his cheek on your body.
>Covering you in his scent.

>>28862327
>Suddenly, the human jerks you upwards.
>His feelers slowly rubbed lower and lower along your barrel, making small circles and the occasional line.
>All while you laid there, helpless.
>Alone while this stallion molested you.
>You breathing grows heavier as you move your hooves over your privates, and caress your poor bean slowly.
>Your hoof glides over your clit, sending waves of pleasure surging through your body as you imagine what could have been if your guards did not barge in.
>His feelers would have reached your breasts.
>Taking his time, he would caress them, knead them as you squirmed in pleasure, trying not to moan while letting the barest of squeaks out.
>And when you start squirming, he would gently pinch down on your sensitive nipples, releasing the moans you were trying so hard to hold back.
>Then he would move his wrigglers lower reaching your nethers.
>In his exhausted stupor he would have caressed it gently, not knowing the effect he has on you as your moans become louder and louder
>By then, your guards would come in, but you don't care.
>You would grind against those wrigglers, trying to engulf him in your hot mare depths while they watched.
>Watched as their motherly matriarch reached climax in the hands of some alien stallion.
>By now, liquids were being splashed liberally on the bed, but that doesn't bother you.
>Because this time, you won't be interrupted.
>This time, you won’t be denied.
>With a final pinch to your nipples, you cum, moaning loudly as your tongue lolls out of your mouth.
>There is marecum splattered all over the bed.
>You can't feel your legs.
>But it's not enough.
>Something is missing.
>Planting your nose in one of Anon's pillows, you take a deep breath, inhaling his intoxicating male scent.
>And you come to a conclusion.
>You need him.
---
Went to writers block, they wouldn't let me meet my muse.
So I made something else.

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>>28862338
l-lewd

>>28861680
Is there any more of this?

>>28862470
https://trixiebooru.org/search?utf8=&sbq=artist%3Ashoutingisfun%2C+ms.+harshwhinny
Just check the artist

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>>28862338

>>28862338
>Celestia returns the mattress to Anon after a month of soaking it with her nether-scent
>Anon's nose isn't as good as a pony's, but his brain picks it up on a subconscious level
>Starts thinking lewd thoughts about Celestia and he doesn't know why


You know what? Humans having a poor sense of smell compared to ponies hasn't really been touched on. The only time I saw it was in one story where Twilight is surprised that Anon can't smell the vag-stank coming from every mare in Ponyville during estrus.

>>28862624
You could absolutely smell that.

>>28862624
I've worked on a farm before. You sure as all shit would be able to smell THAT!

I want to see Anon going to karaoke with his stallion friends and using Equestrias inherent music magic to blow everyone away with some human music. Like Sabaton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI

>>28862692
I was just watching and listening to this one several hours ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFO0Xo9TZ54

>>28862624
>>28862649
>>28862664
>Anon has an amazing sense of smell compared to ponies
>Stopped a fire before it began when he smelled smoke from a wooden spoon left on a stovetop

I wrote some cultist rgre

>It's a pretty nice day out
>applejack's selling pies on the weekend and Sugarcube Corner has been working overtime for hours, both filling the air with a pleasant aroma
>Rainbow dash and the weather team left the perfect amount of cloud for shade
>even Fluttershy's birds are singing a nice tune
>but you're not out there enjoying it
>instead you're investigating strange sounds from your basement
>because being teleported across dimensions isn't enough
>so you grab your baseball bat and descend the stairs to your basement
>you follow the sound of ominous chanting in a language not so much dead, but killed in a holy crusade for its crimes against nature
>once you get to the bottom you see a circle of candles made from the fat of infants dead in the womb
>several figures sit in the circle wearing long robes dyed red in the blood of saints
>within the unholy garb are…
>oh, well they're just some harmless ponies
>one gasps upon noticing you, breaking the chanting they've got going on
>the other ponies soon catch on to the disturbance and start crowding you
>you almost start swinging your bat before you realize they're kinda… bowing?
>groveling would be more apt
>it's always nice to be appreciated but you've got better things to do
"You, tell me what the hell you're doing in my basement." You say, pointing to the pony with the most decorative robes
>She steps forward wearing a manic smile
>"My Lord Anony'molth'thien, we've summoned you to this plane so that you may conquer this damnable world and everything in it."
>The gathered ponies break into a chant "Hail the lord of beasts, death to the false diarchy."
>ok, there are several things wrong with that
>these poor little ponies have everything confused
"I don't know what you guys are talking about; I'm not some demon."
>she scrunches up her nose in thought

>>28862932
>"Are you not a visitor to this realm without ties to any god?"
"Well, yeah I guess."
>"That's the definition of a demon in strictly scientific terms my lord."
>ok, well they've got a pretty lax definition of demon
"Well, you guys didn't summon me; I don't know what you were trying to do."
>she again scrunches her nose adorably
>were you not summoned to this world amidst incantations on a full moon?"
>you think back to when Twilight summoned you a few months ago
"Technically that's true but that wasn't-"
>"is our summoning circle not adequate?"
>she steps back to show you a circle drawn into the floor with chalk
>no eldritch writing or blood scrawls
>just a perfectly round circle
>not what you'd expect and certainly not what Twilight used but there's nothing wrong with it
>"No it's pretty much a perfect circle."
>"And you appeared once the unholy rite was complete, we must've summoned you!"
>she beams with pride
>you'd feel bad about bursting her bubble if they didn't break into your home
"Listen, none of you guys summoned me here."
>She takes a deep bow
>"Of course not my lord, we merely opened the door so that you may enter our realm and do as you wish."
>you sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose
>ok this is actually getting annoying
"No, I mean this is my basement, in my house, I would've come to get you guys whether or not there was a ritual going on."
>this seems to stump both her and her colleagues who are in various states of confusion
>she stops for a little before slowly nodding in understanding
>"I think I see now…"
"Good, now can you please get out-"
>"This world is frail and would've succumbed to your might even without us, truly you are among the most powerful demons for the destruction of this realm to be so assured."
>you let out another exasperated sigh
>it seems they're determined to have a demon
>you could just deal with them until you call the police
>they'd be all over some creeps sneaking into your basement

>>28862940
>you turn to leave back up the stairs and motion for them to follow
"I hope you don't expect me to do much, I can't really throw around hellfire and eat souls or anything like that."
>"Well, we were actually hoping... that…"
"hoping what? I was going to talk the princesses into submission?"
>she pulls at her collar and blushes before working up the courage to speak
>"Well, is Anony'molth'thien not the fabled seducer? Sire of beasts and father of the apocalypse?"
>ah
>there's the rgre
"I'm going to have to tell Twilight about this"
>she cocks her head to the side in confusion
>"The resident librarian? Oh no! Is my book overdue?"
>the others gasp in various states of distress
>she then proceeds to pull out a necronomicon, complete with screaming face leather, pentagrams, and bones on the spine
>"it's ok, I've still got a few more days before I have to renew my check out."
>goddammit Twilight
>just handing out forbidden knowledge like it's candy
>whatever you'll deal with her later
>right now you're opening the door to your house and kicking these ponies out
>"But my lord, what if you need us?"
"I'll be sure to call you then."
>you slam the door and make sure they fuck right off


that's all I've got for now, I'll probably post more later
C&C welcome

>>28862975
That's not the look of someone who wants to play monopony...

>>28862994
Yeah. It's obvious that she's a Clue fan.

>>28852475
I want ms harshwhinny to sit on my face.

>>28862994
>"Cadence has been spending a lot of time around Spike lately. I didn't know they were such good friends..."

>>28862338
DIAMOND DICK!

Hey, I got more Dazzle

>>28863376
EXCITE
THIS IS MY FAVORITE

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>>28863376
"Will you stop eating all of my snack cookies?"
>"Relax, I've only had one."
"No you fucking haven't! I saw you stuff like ten in your mouth!"
>You try to yank your cookies away from Adagio, but your alpha is insistent
>She tried to swipe at the little bag of cookies, mashing your face against her chest as she did so
>The two of you leaned back and forth on the small, shitty, plastic stool you were sitting on, each of you trying to get the cookies
>You fought the good fight, but it was no use
>Your packmate had the overwhelming advantage of being seated in your lap, and those small hands of hers were as quick as a whip
> After about five minutes of the two of you making fools of yourselves, she managed to snatch the cookies out of your hand
"Noooo!" you whined, trying to reach up and grab them as she brought the bag to her opened mouth. "They're mine! Get your own fucking cookies!"
>Adagio wrapped an arm around you, pinning your face against her chest in a way that made your arms useless
>You wiggled and squirmed with all of your might, but the poof was too mighty
>You could only watch helplessly as bite-sized cookie after bite-sized cookie fell from the little bag and into her mouth
"Dagy! Gimme my fucking cookies! Stop eating them! They're the best part of my lunch! Stopeatingmyfuckingcookiesgodammit!"
>Adagio, her eyes shining, looked down at you as she dropped the now empty cookie bag onto the table and began to chew
>Your heart sunk with each crunch
"You cunt," you muttered as you began to hatefully bite at a cloth-covered breast
>You could feel one of her hands reaching up to tickle the back of your neck as she chuckled, sending bits of YOUR cookies everywhere
>"Stop being such a baby," she said through her mouthful. "They're just cookies."
"They were MY cookies," you growled, finding her nipple and biting down
>Poof tensed in your lap, her thighs slapping together in surprise
>A playful growl escaped her throat as you began to apply more pressure

>>28863397
>It made you want to bite down harder
>...
>But you REALLY didn't want to hurt poof over some stupid cookies
>...Even though you actually kinda did
>Those are your fucking cookies...
>When she finished chewing, she swallowed, licking her lips
>"I don't know why you get so worked up over a bunch of cookies. If you wanted more you could have packed the whole box for lunch if you wanted."
"It's the principle of the thing! I can't just bring more than one bag of cookies to lunch!" you said, poking her in the stomach. "That was the special part, the reward that I get after finishing everything else, and you just fucking ATE them."
>On either side of you, grump and lil' blue giggled as they ate their lunches
>The bitches...
>They could have helped you...
>They could have saved your cookies from certain doom...
>Adagio rolled her eyes as you began to sulk
>"Are you really that worked up that I ate your cookies?" she asked
>You said nothing, only looking up at her and frowning
>Shaking her head, poof got out of your lap and stood up
>"Fine, if you're going to be a crybaby about it then I'm sorry," she said, wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling your face against her belly. "I'll go and get you some more cookies if you want them so bad. Will you forgive me then?"
>Your eyes narrowed as the bottoms of her breasts rubbed against the top of your head
"...Go and see if they have some of the ones that they make homemade here," you commanded, poking her leg. "If they do, get me two of them."
>"Oh course, my jewel," the siren murmured, running her fingers through your hair. "I'll get you the best cookies that they have in this cesspool."
>You ignored the other girl's giggles, nodding
"You better," you grumbled
>Patting the top of your head like a dog, Adagio released you and made her way to the snack line
>With poof no longer taking up all of your vision, you could see your other girls
>Both Sonata and Aria were both eating their lunches

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>>28863430
And by eating you meant EATING
>They had already gone through the sandwiches that you made this morning, and the fruit
>The two of them were now working on the tacos that you had leftover from the night before
>All twenty of them
>As you waited for your cookies, you sat back and just marveled at how much your girls put away
>Though all three of them were half of your size, the sirens ate like a trio of burly lumberjacks
>Big lumberjacks
>They ate more than you
>In fact, you were pretty sure that they ate more than anyone else that you've ever met
>And you knew a guy that was a competitive eater for a living
>Breakfast, lunch, dinner, it didn't matter
>The second that you put the food down they began shoving it in their faces like they hadn't seen food in days
>You sighed, looking back down at what was left of YOUR lunch
>You would have liked to finish it up, but you knew that you couldn't
>Poof was not only the one to sit in your lap during lunch time, she was the one that fed you
>You weren't allowed to touch the food; only she could
>Why, you had no idea
>Adagio didn't do this for breakfast or dinner
>You could feed yourself during those, and both grump and blue could sit in your lap to their heart's content if they wanted
>But right now, that was a big no-no
>A BIG no-no
>As usual, when you asked about it, they said that it was a siren thing
>...
>Bullshit siren culture...
>Why the fuck couldn't you feed yourself?
>Why did a cookie thief have to feed you?
>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see the large bag of Ruffles cheddar and sour cream chips that you had put in Grump's lunch this morning
>They looked good...
>Real good...
>Grump, as if sensing your stare, paused mid-bite and looked over at you
>"What?" she asked through a mouthful of taco
>Before you could answer, she followed your gaze toward her chips
>A thoughtful expression coming to her face, she then leaned over and looked toward the snack line