I want to have a drunk affair with Daring Do

>>28852153
Oh god, I can't get aroused by anyone but my waifu Pinkie. Don't do this OP.

>>28852153
are you married or is she? or both?

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>>28852189
You know you want to cum inside this adventurer

>>28852233
STOP THIS I REDUSE TO CHEAT ON PINKIE

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>>28852237
Uh oh, it seems her clothes have slipped right off

>>28852273
Stop...

>>28852233
>young animu girl
Gross

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>>28852309
Pinkie isn't here right now, but Daring is. And you are.
Why, anything could happen

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>>28852311

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>>28852334
No, this is wrong

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>>28852352
But it feels so right, doesn't it? And if it feels right, then you should do it

>>28852352
>cheating on ponk for >no hooves shit
Kys

>>28852364

No, it feels wrong...

>>28852388

But my waifu doesn't have hooves, anon.

˃unzips dick

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>>28852423
Don't do it, Anon.
Stay loyal.

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>>28852423
Look at Daring Do all tied up. Anybody could do anything and she wouldn't be able to stop it

>>28852153
Green when?
>>28852352
It says drunk affair man it's all good you were just drunk and she was all over your dick. How could any straight man say no?

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>>28852423
Do it faggot, pinkie would understand. Heck, she may even want to watch...or join in

>>28852423
>>28852352
>>28852309
>>28852237
>>28852189
>Meanwhile, Pinkie is getting ponked by Cheese Sandwich

>>28852228
She had a "thing" going on with Rainbow dash at the time

>>28852449
>>28852454
>>28852470
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

>>28852492
Pinkie would never cheat on me just as I would never cheat on her.

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>>28852631
Pinkie is a confirmed home wrecker

>>28852153
>>28852233
>>28852273
>>28852334
>>28852364
>>28852449
>>28852470
...M-maybe just a quick fap... Pinkie wouldn't know, right?

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>>28852677
>fap
That simply won't do for the Do. She needs you inside her

Daring was my gateway. I'd do lots of things to her. Drunk or sober.

I don't committ to waifu stuff. But shes close.

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>>28852684

>>28852352
Now remember you're essentially having sex with Fem Horse Indiana Jones as well.

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>>28852677
Pinkie will know. She's always watching.
That doesn't mean you should stop

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>>28852651
>Okay, I'm not going to say who my crush is... but I know a certain little purple someone who is back Equestria and who has a crush on me!

Rarity, what are you doing
Stahp

I fapped to Daring and one thing lead to another. Pinkie found out and she beat me. Thanks, assholes.

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>>28852153

Would she Dare, do?

>>28852337
>the "le no no hooves" shitposters are "le [u]' shitposters
I told you all that Tumblr invaded us.

>>28852153
Green when?

>>28852153
Bumping for green.

still waiting for green

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Would you?

>>28852388
found the underage.

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Daringfag here approving this thread.

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>>28852189
>>28852237
>>28852309
>>28852352
>>28852423
>>28852631
>>28852677
You don't deserve her.

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>tfw really, seriously don't ever masturbate to anyone but my waifu
Dishonest memers will never know this awesome feel

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>>28855742
Don't act like you wouldn't let her tempt you

>>28856217
I wouldn't. Dashclone is not a sexy horse.

>>28856243
Daring Do is older than Dash, so wouldn't that make Dash a Daring Do clone?

>>28852153
She have a romantic affair with Ahuizotl

>>28856273
Either way, not attractive.

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>>28856301
Probably

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>>28856308
Anon confirmed for homosexual

>>28856320
Nope, you'd have to be gay to find such a dyke attractive.

>>28856380
It's canon that Do is thirsty for the dick

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>>28856380

>>28855722
Sauce?

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After your drunken rendezvous with Do, This happens. What do?

>>28856955
Crawl into her vagina and eat the child.

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>>28857081

>>28856955
Take over her job as an adventurer and raid sick-ass hidden temples while she's stuck at home, alone and depressed.

I suppose she could write the next book about her, now my, adventures.

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>>28857836
I ship it

>>28856955
Gladly accept that I'm the father of the child, settle down with my new family and raise my new foal along with my waifu.

>>28857877
You're an honorable man, sir

>>28857836
Why would she be depressed?

>>28858221
Because she got knocked up and can't go on sick-ass temple raids, obviously. She's used to adventure, sitting around patiently clearly doesn't work well for her.

Then again, she could sit around long enough to write a series of books, so what do I know? Maybe she's always wanted a child to come home to after a tiring day of research and running.

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>>28858378
Every adventurer must settle down eventually

>>28856955
Love her and new child forever. Try to convince Daring not to take risky adventures during pregnancy and after it.

>>28858396
>Ahuizotl and Daring
>Not Daring and Dr Caballeron.

The two are literally foils for each other!

Also, Daring doesn't seem like the kind of pony to settle down. I think it's more likely that her series will end suddenly when A.K Yearling mysteriously disappears and no one knows where she went.

>>28858422
I don't think Daring has forgiven Caballeron for that time he had his men run a train on her

>>28858799
They were in the middle of nowhere, there were no women around for miles, they'd been alone for weeks, what were they supposed to do; sleep with each other? Maybe she shouldn't be so selfish with that bomb-ass pussy.

Besides, everyone knows she loved it. She's just salty because Caballeron didn't snuggle afterwards.

>>28858799
She hasn't exactly forgiven Ahuizotl for tying her up in his sex dungeon either though.

>>28852153

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>>28858799
This is implying she didn't love every second of it

>>28858895
Green when?

>>28852153
>Sex with recolored Rainbow Dash

>>28862217
It's time to stop

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>>28853610

>>28855456
Found the memer of le reddit

>>28852492
>t. Fluttercuck

>>28855456
>underage
wgaf

>Daring Do will never write a chapter in her next book solely about the explicit, steamy, hour long sex you gave her.

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>>28858396
I guess you could say she took an arrow to the knee.

>>28863681
No, she took a dick to the vagina

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>>28856490
https://derpibooru.org/921656

>>28852153
why is daring do's color palette so ugly though? it would have been fine if she was entirely greyscale, but instead she's an ugly mustard color and grey? why did they think that looked good

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>>28864254
Because she does look good, faggot

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>>28863319

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>>28863319
It would be a book with just one page in it.

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>Daring Do will never pick you up in a dingy bar after getting shitfaced and horny
>You will never buck her brains out
>She will never start feeling her body change after awhile
>She will never notice her growing belly
>She will never track you down and show up at your door with a big round belly
>You will never fall in love with her
>She will never give you the ring after properly proposing
>You will never settle down and have a treasure hunter family

>>28864952
Actually more of a sentence

>>28863319
>it's litterally written "and then sex happened"
>anon finds this extremely arousing for some reason, and can't bring himself to finish the sentence for several months, furiously masturbating at the first word, before going further
>eventually he finishes the sentence after almost a year
>his sperm pierces the wing of a passing dragon
>Meanwhile, Daring do throws a tantrum because a dragon just crashed into the the entry of the temple she wanted to explore

>>28865402
>The sentence is just 'it was okay, dick was very small.'

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>>28863681
>tfw you realize this meme is five years old

>>28852153
i want daring dont to be noncanon

>>28865987
And I want to impregnate my waifu over and over again until she eventually forgets what it feels like to not be pregnant, but we can't always get what we want, now can we?

Daring Do is basic Rainbow Dash minus all of Dash's cuntiness, so yeah.

>>28866080
Recolors are basically better than originals, Moondancer is an example. She's the same as Twi except that she is not a princess and that is a good point to her.

>Wake up in your house with a hangover
>Naked
>There is a note on your pants
>Oh shit what did you do?
>"I really enjoyed last night. Sorry I left early. I have some work to do, but I'll make it up to you. Let's say... tonight. See you around. -D"
>Oh no! Who's D?!

>>28858422
Writers have a boner for interspecies relatonship like fluttercord and flashlight. And Daring Do alreasy flirted with Ahuizotl while Caballeron is a gay villain stereotype

>>28862308
found the alula dutygenerate.

>>28852153
I want to have a threesom with daring do and rainbowdash While married to Apple Jack.

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>>28866425

>>28858397
I like you

>>28861570

>>28866089
well, she's basically "ermaggerd, wat if twolat dindu learn about frondshiep ??!?", so not that great

>>28865597
>"I've seen bigger dicks in statues"

>>28870995
>"Literally IN. You haven't lived until Ahuizotl fucks a statue that you're hiding behind."

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>>28871369
>It was the fifth day of my incursion of Ahuizotl camp, it was night already and he had ponies guarding a statue he decided to steal from a temple
>The temple of the statues of Macho Pachu
>Legend says that whoever knocks on the statue can wish for anything beyond existence
>It was a tough journey to come into the camp
>Day 1 was the beginning of the search for the camp of Ahuizotl
>Day 2 was a tiny break on a restaurant temple
>Day 3 to 5 was nothing but sneak attempts to follow the guards
>The guards decided to leave their spots as something or someone caught their attention. I wouldn't be surprised if Ahuizotl had enemies others than me that wanted that statue in their claws or hooves
>So I went in without hesitating and contemplated at the size of that statue
>It was big... and somehow it had a crack on the posterior part. Must be old, maybe from years back when Celestia and Luna were just mere fillies
>The moment I tried to examinate the crack, it open, revealing an entrance to the... insides of the statue
>Now I've seen weird things in my journeys, but... why a statue have this big crack? I could fit in there if I ever wanted to-
>I hear voices behind me. The guards have come back for their spots... I can't get this statue in time without them noticing and alarming the rest of the camp
>Hide. I need to hide... and desperate maneuvers sometimes have to be done
>So I went inside the crack and stayed there for a while until I thought it was safe
>...But my luck wasn't enough
>I wished the statue had been filled with snakes, a trap, Tartarus, I really prefered it to be filled with spiders... but for my luck, it wasn't the case
>"Ah... finally, the glorious statue of Macho Pachu FINALLY in my hands! You ponies did well. Now bring the statue to my domains in one piece..." He took some seconds before talking again. "And by domains I mean my tent"

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>>28871520

>Why would he take the statue? Wasn't the legend that he could wish for anything? Could I wish for something in my situation from inside the statue?
>Various question fill my mind as the ponies take the statue to Ahuizotl's tent
>And pure silence stays mere seconds before a door is closed
>"Ah... finally alone. Let's see if the legend is true for once and all"
>I knew what to do. I had to come out of the statue and kick his ass, he wouldn't expect me inside the statue
>The plan was easy, come out and knock him out after saying hello or something
>I positioned my head near the gap of the statue, ready to escape... but something poked outside and went directly to my face
>It was warm, long and leaked some sticky stuff
>Whatever it was almost poked your eye... maybe he noticed the crack in the statue and was trying to seal it with something?
>All I hear from outside are groans, and they do nothing but worry me
>The stick starts to push and pull out in the same accurate movements
>It was until it entered my mouth that I knew what it was...
>"Hmmm! This glory hole is the best thing ever! Macho Pachu's ponies really know how to make these!"
>I realized
>I almost threw up
>Tartarus, I almost bite his nasty thing off
>But for my bad luck, he was on his climax and if I was discovered... not only shame would I feel, but more anger that my arch enemy used me as a naughty sex toy
>I have my pride... so I had to remain quiet
>And the worst happened
>"HHHHHNNNNG!" Ahuizotl yelled from the top of his lungs, letting all his seed into my mouth
>I whimpered from all the ejaculation. I'm not a sexologist, but cumming this much must be ridiculous
>My cheeks were inflated and my mouth wanted nothing more but to end this, no matter my pride, no matter that Ahuizotl knew I was inside the statue
>And he didnt know he was using my mouth
>I hated this
"I need air, just pull out you idiot!" I thought as I waited

Oh fuck, it's happening!

>>28871613

>His stamina must be very big as he pushed some more times, making me flinch slighly
>But that's not the worst part, I had to swallow part of it from the sudden push
>It was so tick... so salty... so bad! I'll need extra coffee without sugar to remove this taste!
>He finally decided to full out and I took a great breath after that bad experience
>I was getting uncomfortable, not only for swallowing that but for how my neck was hurting from the way I was in. I wanted to escape so hard from the gap, my hooves were preparing for the escape anytime
>Ahuizotl moved from behind the statue to other spot... it was my time to escape and knock him out
>But something poking in your hind hooves almost made you yelp
>More liquids drip from your hind hooves... this time it wasn't his... belows, but a long... tongue
>"Mmmnnn"
>He was... prench kissing the darn statue
>GET A MAREFRIEND YOU IDIOT
>He was tickling your hooves! Your hooves were where the mouth of the statue was!
"Pfft..." I quickly bring a hoof to my mouth and tried to stop the laugh... but it was so hard with his tongue
>"Ah... they say the mouth of the statue is better than the crack in the rear"
>NO, NO DON'T YOU DARE
>I panicked. I wanted to exit running, flying away from it. Forget knocking him out, I really need a bath after this... I feel so dirty
>I said it before, I would have prefered the statue to be filled with ANYTHING but Ahuizotl's sticky seed
>I wanted to come out of the statue so hard... but my left hind hoof was stuck in part of the rock of the statue... just look at that luck, it keeps getting worst
>My wings tried to help it, I tried to at least move the statue so I could do any damage to his... junk. But it didnt move a mere inch to where it was
>And then... I feel it, his warm stick slowly searching for my... WHAT?
>The statue was big! As big as his size! How was his member already close to my private parts!?

>>28871731

>Was it for the statue? Was it a curse or Ahuizotl already wished for me to come and humiliate me?
>My breath was getting heavy. With my free hooves I was trying to reach my stuck hind hoof, but the way the statue was made it impossible to reach
>My eyes shrinked as they watch in fear the horrible knot that was slowly searching for something to attack
>It was as if a dog was searching for his bone... It was bigger than when it was inside my mouth... not that I /really/ want to remember that that just happened seconds ago
>It was getting closer... and closer... it feels as if time had stopped as it was near close. I could hear my vagina calling for help... is going to destroy her... I can't do nothing but
>Yell
"OKAY AHUIZOTL, YOU WIN! YOU CAN STOP NOW!"
>...
>It didn't stop
"A-Ahuizo- Aah!~"
>Was it magic from the statue... was it a dream... was it a curse... I didn't know. All I knew was that Ahuizotl was breeding me
>I quickly take a gaze to it. It was naturally coming in and out, in and out... in... and out...
>My body feels it
>The heat of it
>I'm not weak when it comes to this... job comes first and then this kind of adventuring
>But...
>No! I don't need this! My mind is telling me no!
"Hhnnn Ahh~" I bit my lip trying to stop the urge to go with the flow
>Is impossible
>Is imminent
>I'm having sex with the creature I call my enemy
>And he doesn't know about it
>And it hurts...
>Not... by the fact that he'll never know, but because is hurting so much that he's pounding the statue... or rather my vagina with such speed
>It suddenly gets wet down there... not only part of his pre is coming out, but some blood from your part is leaking
>They didn't say that first times were going to be so rough...
>Oh right, they didn't but a big beast forcing a big knot on your insides wasn't in your romantic plans!
"Ah.... S-stop! P-Please! I'm begging you! You win! Just! Ahh!" I cried out.

>>28871812

>It was all over from the moment I entered the statue. Hopefully enough he won't blew his seed inside of me
>Sure, sure. Maybe a drink will pop out of nowhere and I'll get something cause i'm thirsty
>Between my legs and towards my belly I feel liquids going and going...
>I take another look at it... it was just savage. Mixes of white and red liquids and the non-stopping thrust from Ahuizotl's pleasure...
>I cover my eyes with my hooves.
>Maybe it was a dream. A very rough and live action dream
"Mnnn... it hurts...."
>At least I wasn't crying... I was no foal to resist such... damage to my posteriors
>The knot of Ahuizotl's member come to an end as he pushes three times very quickly and finally ejaculates, once again, inside of me
>I'll need to see a doctor after this... and I'll probably become a lesbian for a while
>"MNNNNNNNNAAAAAAH!" Ahuizotl cries out, it was so menancing like a battle cry
>My insides start to get filled and what couldn't fit was leaking out
>My legs were shaking and an orgasm accidently escaped from my mouth
>I didn't enjoy that...
"Hah... hah..."
>My belly felt so warm as if his seed reached into there despite he using my vagina rather than the... other entrance
>I'm hopefully glad that he didn't use /that/ hole
>He slowly removes his monstruos breed maker and I finally get to rest... even my hind hoof got unstuck... what a great timing
>I was exhausted, but maybe he was more exhausted than me. So I waited for some seconds and finally got free from the inside of the statue
>I flew into the air and stayed mid air of Ahuizotl's tent, the liquids from his seed and your blood mixed with the temptation liquids of ecstasy aka your vaginal secretions
>I darted my eyes to where Ahuizotl was. I was agry, very, very angry at him and his trap or whatever that was
"Okay Ahuizotl! You had your fun, now is time to pay and-"
>But for some reason... he fell asleep, his hands, even his tail hand were hugging the statue

>>28871881
Not bad for an amateur story.

You gotta stop slipping into second person though.

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>>28871881

>My eye twitched. All he cared about was the dumb statue
>But my anger didn't stop me to check on the statue
>There was... a label near the bottom of the statue
"Made in Macho Pachu... Real size fantasy Griffon statue brought to you from Bad Breezie®..."
>...
>A fake statue
>A pony tricked you with a fake statue
>He told you... he got the wrong information!?
"..."
>I'm going to get some drinks after this and kick the ass of that pony...
"But before I go..."
>The statue has to pay for this
>Using my hind hooves I kick the statue, it losing its balance and falling to where Ahuizotl was sleeping
>I quickly fly away from the tent and into the jungle I fade, but not before hearing a smash and the yell of that bastard beast
>Music to my ears
>And that's the story I'm not writing, even though I'm actually writing it. Maybe I'll leave this as a diary experience of not going to places without having the exact information

>>28871923
Nah I went second person cause it was like writing from a diary or at least that's what I thought.
I'm not amateur, I just wrote this from nothing, personally I write 1k-3k of stories in an hour or two, but I didn't use microsoft word and also is pretty night so I'm kind of sleepy.
Also english isn't my first language.
Alas, I wanted to write for a daring do thread for once.

>>28871963
>Also english isn't my first language.

Ah, that's probably where the mistake came from. Sorry.

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>>28871971
Yah.

I'll just leave the pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/WC2vKr46
I'm not good describing straight sex, that's another problem.
I'll probably edit the story into third person, is not that hard to edit.

...Actually, see gif related about editing that one shot.

Sure, we already got some green, but maybe if I bump it, we'll get some more!

>>28852153
And risk my dick having bitten by Dash if she finds out? Nope

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>>28873568
Isnt that like, a good thing?

m

>>28852153
>Implying DD wears panties while adventuring.
She's an explorer. She likes for the air to flow through her lips

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>>28874561

>>28874542

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>>28874561
>Be Ahuizotl
>Chasing Daring Do like any normal day
>She uses some rope to escape from you and your gorilla slaves you call africans
>Suddenly you take sight of dat ass
>Oh shit bro she's not wearing undies
>Slaves start yelling at DD in their native language
>"UNGALA BUNGA"
>Next time you'll contract mexicans
>...You should follow her lead and not wear underwear too and see what happens

drunks