How much Freeze-dried Kazakhstani Horse Milk should we order

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Not just how much, but how much PER MONTH
apparently

>>28847536
Is nize

>>28847536
I like the slip n slide idea.

>>28847564
A slip and slide or a kiddie-pool for jello-wrestling

with strippers

>>28847547
Because there are people who order horse milk instead of buying cow's milk.

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>>28847536
>not ordering a ball pit

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>>28847571
Will there be blackjack?

>>28847578
but all the balls would float....

...wait I see your point

>>28847571

Dude, didn't you get over /mlp/ like 3 years ago? I thought you left forever

>>28847578
It's all fun and games until someone pisses in it.

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>>28847582
3 years ago would be 2013 when /mlp/ was arguably at its peak....so no

I've just been rather aloof since moving to Korea a year and a half ago

I still come back here every day

http://www.tradekey.com/product-free/Freeze-Dried-Mare-039-s-Milk-8679599.html

>>28847536
>Kazakhstan
Don't you have horses in the US?
Can't you find milk in your country?

>>28847574
it's freeze dried though, i can't imagine it being that great..

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>>28847536
Just go to France and buy it in the supermaket.

>>28847613
>go to France
well there's the first problem

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>>28847536

What's the milk for?

>>28847613
Deep France is funniest France.
We don't have this shit in Paris.

>>28847632
Either a slip and slide, a cocktail bar, a jello-wrestling pit, or to replace the water in the hottub.

probably all of the above.

>>28847634
You can also order it online I think.

I don't know how they process the milk, but milk directly from a mares teat has a pretty sweet taste.

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>>28847648
>milk directly from a mares teat has a pretty sweet taste.

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>>28847594

>Supplying Ability: 20 Ton per Year


I literally can't stop thinking about Milky Way right now. You guys should buy a statue/front of Milky reason mare milk from her crotch tits.

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>>28847657

>Milky reason
>Milky releasing*

FTFM

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>inb4 Milky Way posters

>>28847657

We did the math

"Price for Minimum Order: 140 per Kilogram
Minimum Order Quantity: 1 Kilogram"

140 KZT is like 50 cents USD
so basically you can get 2 Kilos for a dollar.

Without shipping costs you could order 440 pounds of it for $100.

That could be an interesting wrestling match right there

>>28847613
>Milk straight from big draft horse mares

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>>28847688

You can kill the porn, but you can't kill the fetish.

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>>28847613

>Horse milk
>Picture shows a stallion instead of a mare

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>>28847613
Order now and you could drink her milk

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>>28847702

Make it happen, Capper.

>>28847736

working on it

>>28847854
that pic is what the movie should look like

>>28847581

I think having your balls floating in mare milk is a fetish on this board, anyway.

Muh job!

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>>28847721

Inevitable pic reaction:

>>28847721
She's a big horse.

>>28848365
For you

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>>28847706
>>28847730
>big, strong, fertile Earth pony mare happily gives of her excess production

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>>28847657
>milky way fountain of mare milk
it would be legendary.

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>>28849269

oooooh
that could work

like one of these things

>>28847536
Holy fuck its CapperGeneral

I thought you died m8

Have you considered that customs might seize the shipment? They're pretty tough on food, especially considering its from fucking Glorious nation of Kazakhstan, which probably isn't the safest place to get it from.

My vote goes the Milky Way fountain that spurts mare milk from its tits.

Fucking do it

>>28849655
just need someone to make a nice bit of concept art and then someone else to sculpt it and make a working fountain.

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>>28849713

I might have to look into alternate vendors
this isn't even something I knew existed until now

but yeah I'm still alive for now

>>28849713
>My vote goes the Milky Way fountain that spurts mare milk from its tits
Perhaps have her arching her back and pressing them together with her hooves?

>>28849726

Just cut to the chase and ask if we can have any of his horses

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>>28849737

Milky Way fountain must happen

>>28849896
pssh those are EASY to come by

not in, but by

>>28849737
Shit, now I want to remake my Milky Way cosplay for BABSCon

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It's all cumming together

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>>28851079

>>28847648
I envy at least some of your experiences. I hope you know that.

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So you fucks are actually going through with this?

>>28852196

Have we ever given you a reason to doubt us?

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we might have a volunteer

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>>28852315

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https://twitter.com/DaisyAzuras/status/796952506752348160

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>>28852315

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>>28852315
reserving my optimism for when theres proof its happening, but heres hoping.

"Horse Milk: It's better than cat milk!"

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>>28852462
http://www.burleson-arabians.com/horse_milk.htm

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>>28852469

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>>28852469

I love this board, i love you guys

No matter how hard I try I can't find any places that sell liquid horse milk or horse cum that isn't hundreds of dollars.

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>The Milky Way fountain with real mare milk idea might become a reality


Amazing.

>>28852686
get it straight from the farm. for $20 im sure most farmers will let you get it from the source.

Let's just hope it's milk.

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>>28852762

>>28852762
>disliking variety
why not a shot of horse cum with a milk chaser?

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shopping around...

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>>28853317

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>>28853317
>>28853318
>$250 for 2.6 gallons of milk
fuck im in the wrong damn business. im gonna start a mare milk farm.

>>28853406
It's actually $270 even with the horrendous exchange rate it has nowadays.

>>28853317
Fuck this. I can find you a cheaper.

>>28847536
If you're going to do that, try and make some kumis. Nutritious Mongolian Mare Milk alcohol.

>>28853317
It's cheaper to buy a horse and milk her. Not me mention all "other" things you can do

>>28855146
It is weak...

>>28853406
No Kidding.

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>>28855197
That's why you add rum or vodka in with it.

>>28852376
Capper if you actually see this through I'll take back all the times I called your /mlp/ parties a shit.

>>28855128
Im open to assistance>>28855187

>>28855811
Sorry anon, I confused kumis with a regular milk.

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>>28852469
>Dog and Cat milk

>>28852705
How would I even go about asking a local farm for mares milk? I'm sure I could say something like "I'm trying to make cheeses out of different kinds of milk for an event" or some shit, but what about horse cum? How can I ask for horse cum?

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>>28855252
You Russians disgust me!

>>28856146
"may i jack off your horse for some cum?"

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>>28856146
You're right anon, you can't ask for it, that'd be weird. No, what you've got to do instead is steal it. Break into the barn late at night and quickly stroke off one of the horses, making sure that you hold a sandwich bag over its cock so that you can catch all of its product. Make sure not to get caught in the process as well otherwise you'd be all over the news as the manchild with sticky fingers that caught white-handed.

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What the fuck is this thread.
What.
I don't even.
Am confuse.

>>28856237
>I don't even
>what is this
Hello newfriend, this is /mlp/ on 4chan. /mlp/ is kinda like a "sub-chan" and here we appreciate equine fornication. Enjoy the rest of your stay.

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>>28856408

>here we appreciate equine fornication.

>>28856237
you took a wrong turn at equestria daily

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>>28847721

Please follow through with this. I want to laugh

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>>28855187

>Not me mention all "other" things you can do.

Like petting her and changing her mane style!?

https://www.ecco-verde.com/wegwartehof-1/demeter-powdered-mares-milk

This might be a little more affordable...

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>>28856485
Where do you think you are?

so have there been any updates aside from a possible sculptor and tracking down alternative vendors?

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>>28847688
Try and stop me

powerofhorsemilk.com

>>28850678
Do it if it is really you.
you better have a nice steaming mug of mare milk and record it

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>>28847536
If we need to filter the milk ive got some
>MLP Filtrate

(Ive been wondering for days where to post this pic)

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Capper, can you cofirm korean happening?

>>28859619
Which happening?
CapperCon or the shit going down with the president?

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>>28859619
I assume you mean THIS

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>>28859672
Yep, thanks.
Shit's going down

>>28859691
ohhhh yeah.
Every Korean I've talked to in the last 2 weeks is pissssed.
Basically they explained to me that everything they once thought was silly rumor is turning out to be true.

Which is worrisome, because there's now concern that the Ferry Disaster may have actually been a human sacrifice for the cult.

Here's a good primer on the whole thing

http://askakorean.blogspot.kr/2016/10/the-irrational-downfall-of-park-geun-hye.html

>>28859712
>>28859656
What

Your a korea?

>>28859751
I live in a korea

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>>28859756
It all makes sense now

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>>28859712
Holy
fucking
shit.

I will never complain again about the government of my country.

>>28847536

>>28856215
You can't just jerk off a horse. Doesn't work that way. The porn is a lie.

>>28856146
The guys from Jackass probably just asked. They got it fresh and drank it. Then threw up like a bunch of pussies. Get a good friend and ask a farmer for a sample because you and a friend have a "dare." If you don't have a single friend that would help you in such an endeavor I feel bad for you.

>>28859756
which korea?
i would assume south since 4chan is probably censored in north

>>28859672
Moscow had times more people when Putin got elected

>>28860576
>You can't just jerk off a horse. Doesn't work that way.
it does if you know where they like to be handled.

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>>28860596
There is only one true Korea!

>>28860576
>If you don't have a single friend that would help you in such an endeavor I feel bad for you.
'hey, person i grew up with, or i vaguely speak to at work. let's go ask Farmer Pigshit if he'll let us consume the seed of one of his animals. for the lulz, which i'm using ironically so i can either walk back on it if you appear repulsed by this proposal, or use it as affirmation that you support this endeavour.'

>>28861056
>person i grew up with, or i vaguely speak to at work
thats not a 'friend' anon

As for me, I know/knew 3-4 people who would actually do this with me, problem is I haven't spoken to them in 6 months. Im hoping the lesson about how friends remain friends even without seeing each other all the time is true. Im not so sure though. My birthday was last week and not one of then wished me happy birthday. some famal;y members did, one random guy on facebook I know from school but was never friends with, and a girl I only know for a couple of months. Fuck I hate growing up after university.

>>28861205
frankly, i don't give a shit about your life. i suggest you take your problems to your myspace wall, or perhaps your geocities page, instead. furthermore, i find it revealing that your response was to correct my definition of 'friend', instead of everything else about this bafflingly stupid idea.

>>28861238
>bafflingly stupid idea
How is finding horse semen to drink any different than getting cat or dog semen?

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>>28861238
Brutal

>>28861259
don't muddy the waters about the variety of animal semen. if you're posting on the internet about how you want to go harvest animal semen for the purposes of consumption, it's no surprise nobody wished you happy birthday. maybe you should think about that a little. get some introspection going.

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>>28861299

>>28847536
Mares milk is fucking gross. Had some on a deployment to Kyrgyzstan, and it is really fuckin bad.

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>this thread

>>28861451
this

>>28861451
Bullshit anon.
Mare milk is a bit sweeter then cow milk.
I can understand what you might not like it being sweeter, or that you might had spoiled milk but atleast type out why its fucking gross to you.

>>28861564
I have no idea what they did to it, but it was not sweet at all. It had a very sharp, alcoholic taste.

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>>28848351
>implying rarity is not able to identify cocks of any species

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>>28861564
>Mare milk no fucking joke anon, you gotta explain your bullshit

>>28861580
That's odd.
Maybe they added something to preserve it?
I've been to a mare milkery before and the milk is pretty sweet, its so fat that they use it to make special soaps and such.

>>28861604
No clue as to the freshness. The babushka that brought it out to use didn't speak any English, and didn't offer up any info about it.

For all I know, being Kyrgyzstan, it was fuckin semen.

>>28861623
Anon I think you've been fed kumis.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis

>>28861628
I'll go ahead and call one of the many mysteries from that deployment solved then. Thanks anon.

Alcoholic horse milk does sound like a good idea for an /mlp/ party.

>>28859891
"So Anon, how did you find out about the Korean Happening?"
"I read about it on a freeze-dried Kazakhstani horse milk forum..."

>>28861299
>>28861238
You seem awfully upset. Did a stallion's ejaculate kill your mother or something? Her blissful asphyxiation by drowning in horse cum?

>>28861205
Birthdays are overrated anyhow. Impressive that you met 3-4 people who might help honestly. Only person I'd trust to help me out with something like that would be my best friend but even then, he's not on the ride so it would 50-50 on him helping. Haven't actually gotten around to asking him if he'd help scout a farm yet.