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I made you food from your world anon, I-I hope you like it.
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>>28835474
I like whatever you make, pizza wife.
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>>28835474
This is why you waifu someone who knows earth and Equestrian food.
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>>28835474
The dough is fookin RAW!
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>>28835495
Actually it's "the fookin dough is fookin raw" not just "the dough is fookin raw"
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>>28835481
>waifuing slutty humans that don't even have hooves
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>>28835518
Shes got hooves
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"Can your hooves hold knives or can't they you fucking donkey? Make up your mind!"
>"But I'm a pony chef"
"Are you taking a fookin piss?"
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>>28835474
>tfw you'll never share shitty food with a poner
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>>28835554
>"ARE YOU AVIN A LAUGH, EH?!"
>"GET OUT! SHUT IT DOWN! GET OUT YOU DONKEH!"
>Octavia peers towards the kitchen from the dining area
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>>28835555
Quads of truth
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>>28835474
Now you have to eat it to avoid hurting your pony waifu's feelings.
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>>28835554
>>28835566
why am I imagining Shrek doing the yelling in this situation?
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>>28835474
>>28835591
it's been sitting out for hours and all they did was add more ketchup!
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>>28835481
She's vegetarian though, so that could be a problem.
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>>28835591
>"Mmm, i-it's delicious." You say trying to make teeth marks on the frozen dough
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>>28835474
As a gigantic manchild, I still like to get a pizza Lunchables from time to time when I'm feeling nostalgic.
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>>28835648
If you liked that, wait until you see what she's got planned for dinner!
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>>28835615
Not confirmed.
Also, she probably developed a taste for meat as a human.
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>>28835615
a horses diet mainly consists of vegetation, but they have been known to eat meat on occasion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
also, the ponies would have to have fish in their diets to have evolved their brains to what they are in the show
hell, they eat pies, cakes and other confectioneries that almost all require milk and eggs to make
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>>28836312
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>>28835474
Not enough flesh.
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>"Well, how would you prepare it then "Chef""
>You turn you snap back fedora and head to the kitchen. she's gonna learn today!
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>>28835946
>Anon tries to figure out what is in the bowel of pink and red mush.
"Uh... what is it?"
>"It's Chicken Noodle Soup! I really hope you like it! You have no idea how hard it was to get one of Fluttershy's chickens through the noodle press!"
>Only now does Anon notice the claw marks on her face and forelegs.
>Taking a small spoonful, Anon can feel the bone splinters and feathers stabbing his tongue and throat as he tries to swallow the cold paste.
"Ish good."
>"Oh, you're crying... You must really like it! I bet it reminds you of home"
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As a cook this horrifies and amuses me.
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>>28837990
All of a sudden, that weird ketchup-pizza thing sounds pretty good.
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>>28836312
>they need nutrition from fish
what are magic you fucking tool.
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>>28837990
I like to think I can shovel down any food but at the least it needs to be cooked.
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>>28835519
But does she have a mare cock?
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>>28835474
Where did you get that meat?
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>>28835474
>not even a none pizza with left beef
>>28836371
What is it?
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>>28835935
The deep dish ones were good.
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>>28835474
What about the new Dick Lover's Pizza?
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>>28835474
DEMIGRANTE
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>>28837990
Did the pony put a LIVE chicken in the press?
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Wait, where did they get the ham from?
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>>28841645
AJ raises pigs.
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>>28835474
"I'm not sending that shit! Take off ya jacket and Fuck off!"
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>>28835474
Bump
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>>28835554
>>28835566
I need Gordon Ramsey pony greentext now.
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