Why will you not sex the Trixie, comrade Ahnon? Is breasts not

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>>28824709
bumperino

>>28824709
Is the narrator asking me, or is Trixie speaking in the third person again (I thought I told her to knock it off or have another "accident")?

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Human or pone, I'd do the Great and Sexable Trixie

>>28824709

>Why will you not implant her with child?

Because I can barely take care of myself, let alone a child.

>>28824833
You fool.
In Soviet Union, child takes care of you.

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>>28824709
>Soviet Russia
>Trixie

...why does she have a PURPLE star in her hair?

There. I've run rings round you, logically.

And now it is time for the Stalin on top of your television set to explode

>>28824709
>forced impregnation at gunpoint
EXPAND, COMRADES

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>>28824906

Trixie in stockings makes mine expand.

>>28824709
>"Trixie sees the porn you like, comrade Ahnon. Trixie will wear devushka koshka, like in web history."
>She purrs at you

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>>28825122

>>28824722
Now write more Russian Trixie

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>"These garments were worn by mother Svetlana when she made the inebriated sex with my father. Do you like, Ahnon?"

>>28824709
>You went on date

What? I only shared some peanut butter crackers from the vending machine with you that one time after English.

Honestly I didn't even want to do that but you kept pointing at the crackers and your crotch yelling some Russian shit and almost made a scene.

Stop calling that a date.

>>28825551
SILENCE
You will give Trixie baby NOW

>>28825122
>"Trixie sees the porn you like, comrade Ahnon. Trixie will wear devushka koshka, like in web history."
>"she neighs at you"

>>28825701
*cums instantly*

>>28824722
What did comrade mean by this?

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>>28824709
Oh shit, can we get a part two?

>>28826462
This is indeed mission, comrade

>>28826477
Oh shit, dubs confirm it
WE NEED GREEN

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>>28825122

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>>28826495
For the motherland

>>28826462
Plot Twist: Anon is secretly medic, and climaxes with glorious ÜberCharge before they crush all their enemies because Russian Trixie gets off on victory.

>>28826462
This is good image.jpg

>>28826804
>German and a Russian
This will only end in heartbreak

Thread will not die, comrades
Thread must deliver glorious green that will please supreme comrade Stalin

Bumping to support strong and bold Russian Trixie.

>>28827758

>>28826495
ma katoshka pls

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>>28824709
Does powerful and great trixie want some peanut-butter sandvich?

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FINISH THIS

>>28826462
>>28825701
What happened then?

>>28828614
this

>>28828226
NYET!
Trixie only deals in crackers!

Gabushka

>>28824722

not yet

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>>28832955
In other words, Nyet

Why is trixie the best pony and human

>>28827758

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>>28833026
Simple, she's great and powerful

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>rape

>"Be still, Ahnon. Is hard for taking off the clothes if Trixie must hold you."
>She says that, but she's doing a pretty great job of holding you in a vice-like half-hug with one arm and undoing your belt buckle with her free hand
"T-Trixie, look, this...this is moving way too fast for me"
>She doesn't reply, simply tightening her grip every time you attempt to worm your way out
>You decide to stop before she cracks any ribs
"Look, I-I think you're, um, a really nice chick and maybe we could go on some more dates, bu-"
>"Tsiho, Ahnon. Mouth say many things, but body is wanting"
>With a very, very, satisfied-looking smile she prods your traitorous bulge, now only covered by your boxers
"Eeeep"
>You squeak hoarsely, but there is clearly a disconnect somewhere on the route between your brain and your crotch, because your dick twitches so hard it's about to tear through the fabric
>She smiles even wider, but her brow furrows when she looks back and sees the absolute panic on your face
>"Not worry, Ahnon. You relax, Trixie will make the romance."
"But-"
>She hoists you up, carrying you across the room and plants you gently but firmly on her bed, like a laborer laying out her tools before a job
"Trixie, look"
>You sit up the moment her hands are off you and try to affect some authority
"Can we just take this a little bit..."
>You trail off as she drops the needle on her record player
>My first...my last...my everything...
"Uh..."
>"Is Barry White, Ahnon. Good music for making of the love."
"Um, this is pretty messed up"
>"Nyet, do not make struggle Ahnon"
>She shoves you back down on the bed and deftly hops on top of you, straddling your crotch
>"Trixie is not wanting to hurt you, Ahnon, only to make the sex. Trust Trixie, she will give good feeling."
>Any rebuttal you might stammer out is silenced by her lips mashing against yours and her tongue snaking around your mouth like she's trying to polish your teeth for a photo shoot
>She's also taking off her shirt

>>28834506
My mind is tellin me no~
but my body - my body's tellin me ye~s.

>>28834506
>like she's trying to polish your teeth for a photo shoot
>"You need to brushings of the teeth, Ahnon. Mouth is more of grit than desert sands."
>Crawling out from under her, you hastily make your escape as she spits out the remnants of last decade's lunch
>This would have gone so much worse if you let Colgate have her way with you before
>Bitches in this school be crazy

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>>28834561
Ayy, crisis averted

Remember kids: Best not be brushin', or you'll get raped by a Russian.

>>28834569
lel

>>28834561
>implying that's not the first girl anon gets raped by and it's a usual ritual for him

>>28834640
>Implying that Anon is so desirable by strong women

Or maybe he's just a weak man who's just coincidentally rumored to be a catch, or a casanova?

The world may never know.

>>28834569
I want that on my grave so that future generations may stop and ponder its wisdom.

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>>28834506
>>28834561

>>28836248

>>28824709
Need to see Trixie in her undies to make the final decision.

>>28837478
Here you go
>>28825510

>>28834561
>implying anon did this on purpose

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Uh guys, just fyi, I'm the guy who wrote >>28834506 but I'm not the dude who did the original green. If you're waiting for me to continue, I won't have time for at least a couple days, I have to work.

>>28840750
Thanks gor your work by the way. I guess nobody really said that. We will keep this thread up or create a new one. Do you've got a pastebin?

>>28826462
Who is the friendly drawfriend of this green?

>>28840750

>>28826462
>tfw your shitpost creates a new green

>>28824709

Comrade Anon worked on nuclear reactor, is no longer capable of fathering for motherland.

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>>28844015
Nonsense, nuclear will give child many improvements. Will grow up to be hero of Russia

>>28841436
>Do you've got a pastebin?
http://pastebin.com/u/DontWannaKnow

>>28844224
cpt russia confirmed?

>>28843717
So you are the creator?

>>28846852
(He doesn't know of hero Red Star)

Hm.

Is the thread dying now? We're at page 10.

>>28848425
nice bump thank you. i dunno... What's so wrong, having a nice thread about the great and powerful trixie as russian. I liked it.