Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>28791420
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

Are you interested in the dark side of these threads?
Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_

And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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There's a new hope in Pinkie. I'm back.

>>28818958
You won, but it feels like we all won.

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>>28818958
Told ya I was gonna make it next time.

>>28818972
*sinister offscreen laughter*

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~

>Hey, Tia? Gotta question.

"Do you? For me? Oh goody goody, it's my birthday! Give me give me give me!"

>It's not a good one.

"What a terrible birthday gift! You're not getting invited to anymore!"

>Mah' question is, how do any dressmakers actually make money? Nobody wears cloths!

"Supply and demand, hence why only rich ponies wear them most days, or they're only worn on special occasions."

>Is that really it?

"Yep."

>Nothin' special?

"Have you seen Rarity's prices?"

>Huh, Ah' haven't come to think of it.

"It's really basic supply and demand for luxury items, and why so many of the tailors like Sapphire Shores also use shows to display their wares. It's also why apples are so common, they're so easy to grow they can be grown in the middle of the desert, so the supply is high and the demand is middling, I'm surprised your farm ever made a profit."

>We were almost gonna foreclose every other week.

"Well, that's why, economics."

>That seems unfair.

"Well if you want, I can force ponies to do their jobs and only their jobs and never let them get anymore than what everyone else gets, is that what you want?"

>No?

"Then shut up."

>Alright, jeez. Wait a minute, who started wearin' cloths is only for rich folks anyway? Fabric is common, so where'd they get the idea only rich ponies would-

"Question answered, please leave!"

>Waiiiit, did you ever-

"I ALMOST HAD ONE!"

>It's all yer fault-

"You've failed me for the last time!'

CLUNK!

>Huh, guess that big gold thing is useful for somethin'!

>>28818925
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

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Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>Applejack can't fit that.
>Pinkie Pie can't let go of Twilight's Eggo.
>Rarity has a fondness for pumpkin spice.
>Fluttershy wonders if she could make a game about animals crossing.
>Derpy is an easy target for blond jokes.
>The Crusaders are gonna need a bigger float.
>Special guest star Gilbert Gallopfried.
>Butt Slap fanservice!

>>28819056
The pun... it hurts.

>>28819029
One day, she will win again...

>>28819045
What a unicorn is actually supposed to look like.

>>28819137
Welcome to the world of Shark Tale

On this threads menu:

Shit hits the fan. Everyone gets sprayed.

>>28819463
Tumbling down!

>Twinklejinx
"Hydia"

>At last, long long last, my minion has been set free on the world!

"That's a pretty way of saying you opened the window."

>Silence, now I shall use the power of scrying to spy upon the unwitting populace of-WHAT THE!?

"Hmmm?"

The eyeholes of the skeleton glowed, its jaw hung open.

>WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE!?

"I can't see, so I assume a musical number? You ponies seem to enjoy them."

>No there's horridly absurd things going on out there-

"Wh-Twinkle..."

>-why is that changeling fighting a giant cat!?

"Twinkle!"

>What is going on with that shrubbery!?

"TWINKLE!"

>...your type face is quite huge, what's wrong?

"Look. In. A. Mirror."

>Hm?

The skeleton, having no mirror handy, looked into the nearest window to see its reflection.

>Wh...what?

Looking back was a-to put it lightly- obscenly pink unicorn stallion, bright blue eyes widening in shock...

>I'm alive? But how-no...

Then he saw what he was wearing.

>No...

Upon his head was a hat.

>I destroyed that!

A particular kind of hat.

>NO! THIS DEGRADATION IS BEHIND ME!

A jester's hat.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"...you are SUCH a drama queen."

>>28818925
Hell yeah, I was hoping this pic would be next from the moment I saw it.

Night thread

>Shining Armour

>Oh boy! I can't wait to spend time with my rapist's step-daughter!

>Night Light

Oh boy! I can't wait to spend time fucking my loving wife senseless!

>>28819029
That one was more of an asspull to make it Celestia's fault, still funny though.

>>28820115
That's.... Two technically. I guess? He would, but he is distracted thinking about his own kid so Two gets to go to school instead.
>>28820180
Twilight thinks you can.

Thread question because I'm curious again. Free another hundred threads: when did you first join AJ's wild ride?

For me, it was the very first thread that got me hooked.

>>28820805
Thread 3. Ignored the first thread because of the troll header but the thread 2 recap in that header got me curious.

>>28820805
Thread 1.

So hopefully we don't have too many postl again, we asked this all the time

>>28820805
Same, been here from the beginning.

>>28820805
I forgot. I think it was somewhere around the time when Chitania awoke. I don't know, something about the epic Kaiju battle and the pclicture of the arc you guys got got me hooked. Then spent a considerable time catching up via pastebin.

...we need more Arc Title pictures to put into the headers. That'd get some attention.

Artbros? Your take?

>>28820805
I don't even remember at this point t, it was a later one.

>>28820879
We haven't done non AJ pictures since 77 and 88's threads came up. And as many pictures as AJ has, they are not for every situation. and we only have Schome. I haven't seen anyone else post in forever.

>>28819681
...what?

>>28821106
His past life before becoming a skelepone was as Twinklejinx the Court Jester. He made some Sunset esc choices trying to escape that life. But by his antics his cutiemark continues to influence him in undeath

>>28821142
Oh...I figured the first bit but like I thought Chaos had given him some kind of ironic hell.

>>28821142
>Sunset will eventually end up like Twinklejinx, forgotten and eternally ridiculed by her passive-aggressive companion

>>28821255
...seems fitting.

>>28820115
Two?

But, in order for her to be Chrysalis's step daughter, Chrysalis and him would have to get married, which means it's only her step daughter because it's HIS daughter.

Your logic makes no sense!

>>28821652
NC
>Chrysalis
"Two"
'??'
~~~~

>Two, I think it's time you learned the terrible truth!

"T-terrible!? I don't like that! Don't make it terrible, make it nice!"

>NO! For this is too terrible to ever make nice!

"Those are the worst kind of terrible!"

>Two, it is time you learned...

"WHAT!?"

>You're adopted!

"..."

>...

"..."

>..Heh-

PSSTTTTT!

>GAHHHH!

'Nooo. Bad bug monster. No.'

>USING THE HOSE IS CHEATING!

PSSTTTTTT!

"Can I have a turn, mommy?"

'You can.'

"Bad not-mommy!"

PSSSTTT!

>I REGRET NOTHING!

>>28821652
"My wife's son" memes do not need to make sense

>>28821693
But at least that makes sense because it IS her son and his step son, but this makes no sense because in order for her to become Chrysalis's step-daughter first Chrysalis has to marry him so she's already his wife and still it has to be his daughter first so she can become step mom so why would he change the name when she was his kid first and oh dear my eyes have gone crosseyed.

>Time Turner
"Pokey"
'Blues'
(Roseluck)
~~~

>Odds the princesses are already fixing this?

"High, which is a a shame. I'm horny."

>Please stop.

'Am I blue? Am I bluuuue?... No seriously, am I blue? It sounds weird, but I think I'm actually magenta?'

(I don't know why but I keep losing every coinflip I call. Heads... heads...HEADS!... I have to get it right eventually! Heads! HEADS! FINE TAILS-oh fuck you.)

>Did none of you notice I just said 'princesses'? Not "Elements of Harmony", princesses. Because four out of six of those are princesses now.

"Why do you think nobody thinks this is odd? This is the world we live in."

'AND THESES ARE THE HOOVES THAT BUILT IT!'

(Staaand up and let's start showing, just where our lives are going toooooo!)

>...what?

"OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM!"

'It's literally babies first metal but I love them!'

(They're pleb teir but I LOVE THEM!)

"Let's go listen to music!"

ZOOM!

>...So nobody cares now. This is just... nobody cares? Sigh... I wish I wasn't a pony anymore, this is dumb.

>>28820805
I joined wayyyy later but I would half to archive dive in order to find out where it even was.

>>28820970
We should use a Two pic at least once. She counts.

>>28821691
Classic.

>>28821850
The only thing I know about that band is that it played in a Dragon Ball Z movie once.

>>28821963
Please delete and put all NSFT works inside of a pastebin to be added to the one in the link

>>28821963
Wrong place, /pa/l. Put it in a pastevin, not the thread.

>>28822025
>>28822040
Ah neat

You have a containment site for some stories to make it easier to pretend they never happened

>>28821963
ARCHIVED over at the NSFT pastebin!

>>28822070
Containment archive since the thread is pretty much porn free, yeah. Like, we literally did not have a single NSFW story till thread 80.

But we acknowledge this is still /mlp/, someone might want to wander in and write porn about this fuckhuge world, and some do, so we made a pastebin specifically for that so that they could write it and still be included, but since the vaaast majority doesn't seem to have any interest in the matter, they don't have to worry about it if they don't want to. Lack of porn was an appeal back in they day, but obviously someone's gonna want to write an obviously NC story every now and again, like that or the threesome story.

It's fine, not a big deal, and I see why you would miss that since it never comes up, just delete, pastebin it and it'll be added to NSFT

>>28822099
Non Canon huh?

So adult themes never happen in happy Princess Applejack land and any attempt to do so is assumed NC no matter what the writer intended or the quality?

>SA
"Cadence"
'Chrysalis'
~Celestia~
~~~~

>Do not make me bubble harder.

"Shining, we still actually have to do paperwork on occasion!"

>I will bubble so hard that the world is bubbled! I will bubble everything!

'I'd pay to see that.'

~It would be amusing just to watch him try.~

>You think I won't bubble the whole world? You think I won't put it around everything? Oh, I'll bubble everything. The world will live in my bubbles.

"Honey, that makes no sense."

>Yuh huh.

"No, it doesn't."

>Does so!

'He said does so, he clearly wins.'

~Victory to the bubblehorse!~

"Shiny... if you put the whole world in a bubble, what are you going to do for the badguys who are clearly on the world?"

>Throw them out.

"...of the world?"

>Of the world, just right out the whole planet.

"That... okay, that would technically fix the problem, but I feel like you're missing a lot of steps here."

>Just toss them out, they're out of the world, world is bubble, they cannot break bubble, world is saved.

"I'm not doubting they couldn't break it, but more because they'd suffocate."

'Magic!'

~Use your magic!~

>Bubbles, they solve everything.

"Oh yeah? How are they going to solve my pregnancy pains?"

>...uh...

'And Cadence wins!'

~VICTORY!~

>...Bubbles-

"Shiny stop."

>IT'S ALL I HAVE!

>>28822155
Pfffht Knowing Sunset and Chitty, they would team up with that one Queen lost in space and return with vengeance.... or, you know, a meteor

>>28820970
Thank god we actually have Schmoe, the fact that we have at least one dedicated art friend boosts thread morale quite a bit, not to mention ocationally inspiring burst of creativity in the writers with a mear image. Seriously glad he decided to stick around despite that one asshole that tried to drive him off.

>>28822133
Nahhhh, I'm saying people will occasionally want to write stuff like THAT, which is so OOC and just plain dumb it's so NC it hurts. Or stuff like the Threesome story, where events diverged from what happened in canon, like Cadence arriving first and no Shiny Rage. I didn't say everything smutty is NC, just that people would want to write stuff like the two things I mentioned, which obviously are.

It's like if someone say, wrote a story of Shining and Cadence on the train when Flurry got conceived, it would clearly have no reason to be NC, right? So long as they didn't contradict anything, why would that be NC? But if someone say, wrote Shining and Celestia just casually having sex in the Beach Arc, that's obviously NC, isn't it? It doesn't fit with the story, but they're Best Pair, so someone might have the inclination to write that, and we'd add it to NSFT.

Clearer?

>>28820805
Thread 16. I remember bingeing the pastebin and then running out just before Chitania's first rampage. It was one hell of a cliffhanger to end on.

>>28822177
Pretty sure that was retconned buddy.

>>28822190
But if someone were to write Shining and Cadance going at it on the train, it'd still be shuffled off to the pastebin without a post on the actual thread being allowed?

Just asking what the point is

If I wanted to write to myself I might as well doodle on paper and toss it away afterwards

>>28822211
You could put it in the pastebin then link it in a post, story gets read while not being right in your face with the lewd.

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>>28822232
Uhuh

Well that's good to know, if a bit annoying

Here is something borderline lewd for your patience

>>28822211
>But if someone were to write Shining and Cadance going at it on the train, it'd still be shuffled off to the pastebin without a post on the actual thread being allowed?

To be perfectly blunt, we have no way of actually preventing you from posting it like you did, and it's not like we're going to report it. It would be shuffled off to the pastebin because that's where the browsers of the thread would look for it.

>Just asking what the point is

...well what's the point of writing smut in a thread that had so little interest in the matter that we didn't even have a single story for over a year concerning it despite it being allowed since day one? The only ones who would be interested in something like the story you posted would just open the pastebin.

>If I wanted to write to myself I might as well doodle on paper and toss it away afterwards

I'm not sure what you're saying here, did you think people were going to look at an OOC story of Twilight having sex with her dad and go "Yep, that's canon!"

If you want to write smut the browsers of the thread will read, that's WHY we make sure it's in a pastebin and can be found instantly, so that they have a place to read it, but if you just want to post it for everyone else to read, there's just not a lot of interest.

>>28822211
I think you misunderstood him, you can still link to the story in this thread, in fact that's how we want you to do it. You can even post part of it, if you want to try and lure them in. we just prefer that the actual smut is in its own little corner, since we like to keep it more clean around here. It's one of the things that made a defining feature of this thread back in the day.

We are not telling you to not write, we just like to keep our spot in one place.

>>28822250
I am more understanding it as no interest being there at all right now

It is a shame because it is something I actually enjoy writing but I get where you guys are coming from

>>28822265
Maybe I will just try again later with Cadance story
Smut is blissfully easy to throw in at a lot of points but I don't feel like making it a new selling point either so don't worry

>>28822296
>I am more understanding it as no interest being there at all right now

There's some interest, obviously. The threesome story and the dildo story got some responses and views and call for more, just not a lot of the interest in the main threads storyline.

By all means, write. You don't even have to make a pastebin account to throw something in there, they literally let you do it anywhere, it's just adding one more step to it, and so long as you're clear in your post that there's smut beyond them thar walls, you'll get the ones who are interested, and those that aren't can just shuffle on like we've been. Who knows? Maybe you'll spark an interest that's not been there so far.

>Maybe I will just try again later with Cadance story
Applejack has been neglected, you could try her.

>>28822326
>Applejack has been neglected, you could try her.

Huh. Gladly. Maybe the current thing with Spike will allow some leeway after it is over. If not, I am open to suggestions.

>Guard
"Guard 2"
~~~

>OH SHIIIIT!

They were being overwhelmed.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

From all sides, from all corners, from all angles, they were being overwhelmed.

>THE PAIN!

They stood their ground, they fought will all their might, but it was proving so futile.

"IT HURTS!"

Little by little, with every single attack, they were being chipped away, worn down, cut away.

>K-KEEP FIGHTING!

They were brave soldiers, the two of them. Brave enough to keep fighting, despite the vast odds. They'd charged Nightmare Moon, they'd fought to imprisonment against the changelings, they'd battled every time, but they'd always lost. Just a they were losing now.

"AHHAAAA!"

With every hit, they were cut away.

>WHY IS IT SO PAINFUL!?

Little by little, by the most deadly foe Equestria had ever seen.

"IT STINGS!"

>IT BURNS! WHY DOES IT BURN!?

"THE ARMOR DOES NOTHING!"

The paperwork.

>"PAPERCUUUUTTT!"

>>28822382
Paperwork...

Discord truly is a monster.

>Tatltzworm
"???"
~~~

>Sweet merciful fuck... I CAN TALK! I CAN EMOTE! AT LONG LONG LAST EVERYTHING I'VE SOUGHT TO SPEAK AND LET OUT CAN BE MADE REAL! AT LAST! I! CAN! SPEEEAAAAKKKKKKK!

"...and?"

>And it's neat.

"But you could do this for weeks now."

>I know, but I think it's neat.

"Is it different than it was?"

>Not really, just wanted to speak.

"Huh."

>I'm enjoying it.

"Good for you?"

>I like to think so.

"..."

>... so what are you, exactly?

"Well I was a rabbit at some point, but then I blinked and I'm a hippo now."

>Neat!

"it's... it's really not..."

>>28822642
What the fuck happened to 7?

>>28822739
Ded. Not beeg surprise.

No, but seriously, if a writer starts something but loses interest, the thread moves on. No one will pick up the loose thread until maybe much later.

>>28822739
>>28822750
Not dead, just waiting for obvious reasons. Needed Chrysalis and FS, but they haven't gotten a chance to breathe!

>>28822897
Well, that's good to hear.

>Spitfire
"Pinkie"
~~~

>So you're just not talking?

"..."

>Even though it was an accident?

"..."

>Even though you didn't mean it?

"..."

>Even though you tried your very best not to?

"..."

>Even though it worked out?

"..."

>And what, you're just going to stare or something?

"..."

>Look, I don't know you, you're the closest friends with Dash so odds are you're at least a little bit of an asshole, and I'm not going to pretend ruining the big reveal wasn't a bad move, but you're being too much here. Mistakes happen, things that get said maybe shouldn't have been, big things are ruined in the blink of an eye, and you shouldn't forget them, but there's a big difference between forgetting, and forgiving. You can forgive yourself for one or two mess ups, it happens to the best of us... it happens to the worst of us more often. Just... don't be a dick intentionally.

"..."

>...don't know why I bothered-

"Dashie isn't an asshole, she just doesn't think sometimes."

>...go back to not talking.

"..."

>...This is why I flunked psychology.

>>28823118
Props for trying

>>28823218
Which one? Spitfire for trying to talk to her, or Pinkie for defending Dash?

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Rainbow Dash]
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but someday we'll continue our main story!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!'"

[Hey, what's up everypony?]

>Do you like rainbow cupcakes?

[Oh no, not really.]

"Rainbows aren't known for their taste."

'Then what about skittles?'

[Now skittles are delicious. If I was made of skittles I'd eat myself.]

>That's all the time we have now, but next time we'll watch Rainbow Dash eat herself out!

[Wait what?]

>"'Byyyyyye!'"

Rainbow Dash wakes up with her mane in her mouth.
[pfft...I think I'd rather have a cupcake.]

>>28823433
Pfft, you idiots, you put the wrong part in her mouth!

>>28823641
Unless they were playing to break her spine, it's not really an option.

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>>28823778
It might actually be an options.

>Applejack
"Spike"
~~~

"Because it's different."

If he'd insulted Applejack's mother, the dragon very much doubted he would have gotten a response that much more intense than the way the pony looked at him.

The way her nose crinkled, the way her hair stood up on end, the way there was a near imperceptible shake in her stillness, everything showed him that it once more, he had stepped into what he thought steady ground, and ended up flat on his face.

Throughout the entire exchange, he had struggled. With every single word she had spoken, he had tried his very best to find counters, to stay on top as the world slipped beneath him, but he hadn't managed yet. He'd not yet found his footing on a single instance, and with every new angle he'd found his back against the wall.

He'd hoped, he'd prayed, that this would at least let him find it, and turn it all around.

>It's different?

He was wrong.

>How in tarnation is this supposed to be different?

He was so very wrong.

"It's just... you know, it's different."

>How?

"Because... because you're you."

He was not a learned dragon, despite living beneath one of the most clever of minds to ever be known in Equestrian history. He was not wise, well read and he most certainly was not a linguistic master, and in that moment he'd wished he'd spent the entirety of his life to this point merely studying the dictionary and not a single thing more. What he wouldn't give to turn back the clock, and change out every single comic in his claws for a book to give him the words to vocalize what he had inside.

He felt it was different, even if he could not find the ways to describe it. He assured himself, as little as he could her, that he'd stick by her even if she did change, even if something did happen.

But when he thought of ways to make that known, to make it real, he faltered, and could not find the words.

He could find nothing to prove it, and the longer he struggled, the less sure he felt.

1/13

>>28823993

>Ah'm me? What is that supposed ta' even mean? Rarity was still her, deep down. Wasn't like she became someone else, she was just... her, a little too much of her. What'd be different iffin' Ah' did the same?

Because you're you, were the words he just barely held back.

"Because you're different."

Those were the words he wished he could hold onto just as tightly.

>Ah'm... different?

His claws gasped in the air, reaching and begging and trying their very best to hold on to something intangible in front of him, but every time they slipped through.

"You're... you're reliable, and dependable, and strong, and you're so steady and trustworthy, Applejack... you're just too honest, you couldn't do something like that."

He'd thought that would assure her. He'd meant it, every word. She was the most loyal and steadfast pony he'd ever met, and he meant every single word of how very much he admired that about her. He still got warm thinking about it, of all the wonderful ways she was her, and all the ways she was strong. She was different than that, then the one who was so much more prone to flights of fancy. She was so different, and he meant it, and he put his heart into it.

He was left without another word, and full of terror, when he saw her face collapse as if he'd payed her a most egregious insult.

>...yes Ah' could.

"Applejack-"

His thousand denials, his rejection to that very notion, fell away with nothing more than a look. A slight widening of her eyes, a crease on her lips, a tightening in her throat, and every single assurance to her failed to ever form more than the basic feelings and emotions they had been.

>Ah' could... and Ah' did.

Her whole body shook when she let out her next breath, as if something inside of her had broken and now rolled out in shattered bits like a mountain crumbled within, painful and devastating in it's path.

>It started with an apple...

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>>28823999

With that simple beginning she regaled a tale he'd never imagined, and truly never wished to. She told him a story that started so normal, with a part he knew well, of a pony who got fed up down in Ponyville with the chaos unfolding from a reveal of a princesses failures, how the effect had rippled down to a mob ready to turn on her charges, and her fury that could not be held as she took off to the sky. That part, he knew, and he knew of how it all came to an end, with her speech that had calmed the masses, and brought peace to the land.

What lie in the middle was something he had never dreamed could have been true, even as it came from the mouth of the most honest pony in the world.

She told of a fury that had been lashed out to the greatest source of harmony in the world, of a gift given or taken, even she wasn't sure. She told of an arrival, a reveal, a power, and a battle most fierce for the very mind, if not the soul of Equestria.

The Queen of all Changelings had stood against her, the threat of ponies falling beneath a mind controlling thrall had played out, and yet she'd had to assure him a thousand times over who stood on which side, and who had nearly made all believe her words, and nothing else.

Applejack, the most honest, trustworthy, and caring of all the ponies he had ever known, told him of the time she had very nearly grown so frustrated with the lack of trust, and forced all the world to believe it, if they wanted to or not.

And the one who had stopped her, the one who had saved them from such a powerful weapon, was none other than their old foe. The Queen of lies had saved them, from the Element of Honesty.

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>>28824014

He kept fading in and out as she spoke, his mind simply unable to comprehend or follow her words on one too many an occasion. Often, he found himself looking her over, looking for any sign that a changeling hid behind an illusion to take the form of the one he admired just to break them apart. He could find nothing.

In her face, and in her words, he found nothing but the truth, as little as he wanted to hear it.

When she finally brought her tale to a close, he was left standing there, shocked, stricken that she'd been through so much, had so much happen to her, and he'd never been the wiser. He'd never suspected, never even imagined a single thing she had said was capable, and she'd lived it beneath his nose.

He was left silent in the wake of it all, as silent as she herself was as she let him take in all she'd told him, and waited for him to finally respond.

It took some time to untangle the mess in his brain to do so, to lay down the straightforwards chain of events that seemed wrong no matter how he looked at them. It took some thinking, and a lot of time, before he could even make sense of it all, and when he looked at the princess once more, she looked different somehow.

She had changed, somehow, and he couldn't quite put his claw on what it was.

More examinations and longer still of thinking were required before he could at last breath normally again, think normally for words to escape him, and longer still before he could assemble them enough in a way they would make sense.

"I still..."

She held up a stern, unmoving hoof, and the careful stacking he had done was bowled over like a toddler running rampage through letterblocks.

>Don't... don't tell me what you'd do now.

She shook, in a way he'd never seen before or ever wished to see again, and sharply inhaled through her nostrils with enough power to lift dust from the ground into the air.

4/13

>>28824022

>Ah'm not callin' you a liar, Ah' think right now that you really do believe iffin' you were there, ya' would'a stopped me, ya' wouldn't have given up, ya' would've saved me, that's what ya' think now... but Ah' bet mah' stake in the farm that ya' used ta' think that nothin' Rarity could ever do would make ya' doubt her, didn't you? You said... you said you'd always feel that way, didn't you?

His jaws could have crushed all the diamonds in the world if they'd been placed in his mouth, even if every fang had been replaced with silly putty.

>Ah' don't... Ah' don't think you'd ever let yer'self think you'd let me down, or fail me, or anythin' like that. Spike, yer' one of the most loyal, and caring, and... and downright dependable anythin' Ah've ever met, pony or otherwise. You always wanna help, you always wanna be there, but that don't mean... you always do. It's easy to say you would'a stopped me, or at least kept trying no matter what. It's easy to say you would've saved me, now that it's over. Ah' never doubted you'd think that, never for a second, but Spike... now, Ah'm not sure you'd actually have done it, and Ah' don't know how to fix that.

He couldn't pry his mouth open to speak, no matter how hard he tried. He wanted to say something, say anything, just to know he still had the ability to do either at all, but nothing came out. No matter how hard he tried, nothing came out, and he began to panic.

>Yer' not a bad person. You're not. You can be loyal and strong and brave and all sorts of things, but we've been as close as together for the longest time now, and it just ain't been much, is it? Ya' said you wanted to be together, you finally got what you wanted, but we never did anything. Why didn't you ever want anything more?

5/13

>>28824031

He began to panic as he realized what could happen, the way his heart raced as he fell further and further down and the light fell so very much further away, the sense of powerlessness he felt that eclipsed even the time he had stood against Chitania herself and she'd looked down on him like an insect.

All of that and more was growing, and he couldn't even manage to open his jaw to speak.

>We weren't there for each other, in the good times and the bad. We were there when everythin' went good, we spent time together when we needed each other in the office, but when things went down we went our separate ways and only found each other when our lives were back together. Ah' needed this, back on, when the whole world felt against me. Ah' needed someone dependable and reliable and who would make me smile when the world wanted me to frown, and you did that, and it made me happy. Ah' know why Ah' did this. Ah' needed this... what did you need?

Finally, the lock broke, whatever had held his head fell away, his powerful jaws finally unlocked, and what came out was a hot rasping whisper of steam, and emotion.

"I needed something to stay the same."

She heard it. She knew it was the answer. She knew it was what he was going to say.

She still wished it hadn't been.

"I needed something, anything... Twilight changed into an alicorn, stopped being a student and became a princess, the Elements of Harmony were gone, then Dash got accepted into the academy and Rarity became a princess and changed and Twilight changed and Fluttershy changed and everything changed and we weren't in ponyville anymore and Celestia became so bitter and it just kept changing and changing and changing and I couldn't do anything I and I just wanted it to STOP!"

His final word was so loud, so powerful, the entire room shook.

"...but you didn't..."

6/13

>>28824040

She almost got a response in. Almost said something cutting, or kind, something to gesture to the obvious wings on her back and horn on her head, but he never let her.

It was his turn, and she was going to listen.

"Your body changed, your job changed, where you lived changed, everything should have made you change.. but you didn't. You were still the same straightforwards, reliable, kinda and caring and sweet and dependable and you made me feel needed, like you would always need me. Twilight was figuring out ways to act without me, Rarity turned into a princess and forgot me, but you? You... you always made it seem like you needed me, and you were the same, and nothing could change you like all of them changed.... I needed that."

He sniffled, his claw rubbing into his eyes, to keep her from seeing, even if it was clear as day, and he knew it.

"I needed you to be you, Applejack. And you were, and you... you were always going to be. You needed me, you made me feel like everything I did mattered, and when you said you wanted me back, it made me feel so... so happy. Nothing had ever made me that happy, nothing. And now..."

It took some time before she could speak again. He would never know what went through her mind, even with as much as he could see playing out on her face. He could only glimpse the surface, like the raging tempest above a whirlpool, and unable to see the chaos bubbling just beneath the surface, torn asunder and ripped apart without anyone ever to see it happen.

It took some time, far too short of a time, when he could stay as he was, hoping that whatever senseless stream of consciousness he had let out would suffice, and that would be the end of it. When he could just sit there in his thoughts, and wait for her to speak again.

>...Ah' already changed.

How he wished she wouldn't have spoken again.

7/13

>>28824064

>Ah' forget sometimes... you're a dragon, you know. Sometimes, I just see... you. That's all Ah' see, Spike. Claws and purple scales and all that? Don't mean a thing to me. But to you...

His arms fell to the side, and he couldn't look at her anymore. The ground was all he saw, and all he wanted to see.

>You're gonna live a long time, Spike, yer' gonna see more changes than almost anyone else... and-

"And I needed something that wouldn't."

His admission came without thought, and without emotion, nothing more than a a statement of fact.

"...it hurt so much when Rarity finally became a princess, she finally got her wings that I knew she always deserved, she was finally as wonderful to everyone else as I knew she was, and she... she changed, Applejack. She wasn't her, she wasn't generous, or witty, or giving, or thinking of others no matter how she seemed. It could finally work, and she... she changed..."

He couldn't see her, but he could feel the slight rush of air against the cool sweat on his back when she nodded her head.

>She did... we all did, in a way.

"I couldn't... I couldn't see her like that, it hurt so much to see her, I thought, maybe I was wrong about everything, maybe everything was going to change, maybe I was just going to end up different, because I wasn't changing enough. It hurt too much... and I abandoned her."

He sniffled, his eyes sealing shut in an instant.

"I'm the worst, aren't I?"

>Nope.

The way he shook, the way everything about him shook, came to a sudden, hard stop with that. One simple word, basic as they come, and it only could have come from someone like her.

Basic, but so very honest.

>Yer' not a monster, and yer' not awful, and you're not anythin' like that, and never let anyone ever think that of you. Ah' won't, Ah'll buck their teeth right out iffin' they so much as mumble it around me, won't be talkin' straight if they speak through a straw, will they?

8/14

>>28824070

So very honest, and so very uplifting, just enough he could raise his head again, and look to her.

>Yer' not the worst, you just... hurt, like everyone else does. And you ran off, because the pain was bad, just like most folks would. And you found somethin' that made you happy, and you stuck to it, just like most would in that time. Yer' loyal to a fault, you got a smart brain in that head of yours, and you'll always be there when someone needs you, and no matter what you have to give up for it, you'll give. Yer' not the worst, not even close, yer' Spike. Yer' there when you need to be, yer' brave when you need to be, and yer' wonderful even when you ain't got a single reason to be. You... you're better than most deserve, you know.

But when he looked at her, he found less to raise his head for.

She looked at him with kindness, a bit of admiration, and a host of other emotions.

But there was one he wished had not been.

>...but Ah' can't stay the same for you.

With the way her warm, caring smile turned into a frown, he felt every bit of him that had risen now falling once again.

>Ah' can't promise Ah'm not gonna change, because... Ah' don't know if Ah' won't. Ah' did before, and Ah' didn't even realize it. Ah' can't promise you Ah'll stay the same when ya' turn a hundred, or a thousand, or after that. And... that's not fair to me, that ya' wanted that in the first place. Ah' wasn't fair to you to lean on you when you were at yer' weakest. If Ah' had a bit of sense in mah' head, would've turned you away and said not even to talk to me for a dang month after ya' left Rarity behind, she would've been back to normal and odds are you would've been right on her tail like ya' always were, don't deny it.

He didn't, he wasn't planning to, and he couldn't if he wanted to.

Not because it was true, he accepted, but because he was no longer sure it was a lie. With all he had discovered, he simply wasn't sure.

9/14

>>28824082

>What Ah' did wasn't fair... and what you wanted out of me, and out of Rarity, that wasn't fair either. We started this whole mess because we needed each other in a bad time, and it made us happy. We never made it more than that, and iffin' this hadn't happened, it never would've been more than that, would it?

He simply wasn't sure.

>Ah've seen a lot of things today, Spike, and it made me realize... Ah' might need more than that, someday. But if it ever reached there, one of us might change, and... Ah'm just not sure that's what you want, and more importantly, Ah'm not sure Ah' want to risk it. Ah've seen folks hold on when the ones they cared about became somethin' they weren't, somethin' that hurt just to look at, and be around, but they never gave up... if Ah'm gonna be with somebody, Ah' need that. Ah' need that in mah' life, now, and if Ah' slip inta' craziness and become a dang powermad idiot who needs some sense slapped into her and hard. Ah' need that... what do you need me to be?

He thought about that, long, hard, and true. He thought harder about this one question, this one thing, than he ever had anything else in his entire life.

Since the day he had hatched to this moment, it had all been building to this, and after minutes, or hours, he couldn't tell and didn't care which, he found his answer.

Or rather, he found an answer.

"...I don't know yet."

He shrugged, his claw instinctively reaching over to a certain, cool metal he had at his side, one that felt heavier than it ever had before.

"I... I don't know."

He looked up to her with sparkling, shining eyes filled with emotion, and quite a lot more, pleading to her without saying a single word.

10/14

>>28824094

"I thought I needed to always be there for Twilight, her number one assistant. I thought I needed someone like Rarity to make me happy. To be a helper to the one I cared about, I thought I needed to be their protector, I thought I needed to be their gofer or to be the protector who deals with stuff so you don't have to, then I thought I needed to stop and just be there, or.. I thought I just needed someone to stay the same, no matter what. I kept... changing. I don't know... what I am in this world. I don't know what I am... or what I want you to be, or need you to be."

Her frown collapsed, her own face crushing downwards as she nodded to him, understanding. Every word, she understood.

"I don't know what I'm supposed to be yet... how can I tell you what I want, what I need you to be... when I could change again, and it wouldn't matter anymore. You just had to stay the same, but I kept changing to be worth... you."

When they finally locked eyes, the very first time in this conversation they had found the courage, something passed between them. Something they didn't understand, couldn't put to words, and couldn't realize.

"...I... I shouldn't have had to, should I?"

>No... you shouldn't have had to work to fit me... but Ah' wanted you to.

Both of them spoke with a stutter, and found that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't look away.

"And you... shouldn't have had to stay the same, for me."

>No.

"...But I wanted you to."

With that answer, it was all out on the table. Inside the mind of the pony, inside the mind of the dragon, they came to the same conclusion, they came to the same thought, and through their connected sights they shared that.

They shared so much, for what they realized the very first time.

11/14

>>28824105

She accepted she wanted him to change for her, to show she was worth it, to hold onto what she loved but leave behind his assistance to Twilight and love to Rarity to be there for her, and support her, and make her happy, someone to hold her up.

He accepted he wanted her to stay the same, as she would be now though when he would grow as a dragon, an anchor to hold him steady.

Their relationship had never changed, it had never grown, because they never wanted it to.

It was supposed to always be the same, just like them.

>Spike?

"Yeah?"

>You... you think you could ever love me, even if Ah' wasn't everything you wanted me to be? Even if Ah' wasn't loyal and dependable, and Ah' didn't appreciate you doin' what you do for me like Ah' should?

"I don't know."

She didn't have a response to that.

"You think you'd still love me if you didn't need me, and I couldn't make you feel safe, like you deserve to be? You think you'd still love me... even if there was a chance I'd leave?"

>Ah' don't know.

He didn't have a response to that.

"We should know, shouldn't we?"

>Reckon it ain't much of a relationship otherwise.

"Was it ever?"

Neither had a response to that.

>...yeah. It was... good. It was what we needed right there, it was what we needed then, and it helped a lot. Ya' helped me stay sane, and Ah'll always love you for that.

"It was, wasn't it? We had fun, the date was wonderful, just spending time together, that was... everything we needed."

>Way more than we deserved.

"But it made us happy."

>And it still does. You... you deserve to be happy, Spike, you always did, and Ah'll never want anythin' less for you.

"And you're still the most wonderful pony in the world, Applejack. You're something nobody else can match, not Twilight, not Celestia.. not even Rarity. You deserve to be happy, and I'm glad I could make you happy."

>And Ah'm glad that just for a time... you felt appreciated.

"It was great, when it happened... but what's next?"

12/13

>>28824114

She turned her head.

He turned his.

The door loomed on, another path, another choice.

>...Spike? You ever think you're gonna find what you're lookin' for?

He shrugged.

"Maybe. You think... you'll keep changing?"

She shrugged.

>Probably. Long road ahead, Ah've found. Lots of bumps, twists and turns, and once or twice Ah' lost mah' dang mind and ran right off the edge. Lots of stuff is gonna change.

"But... can one thing stay the same?"

He didn't say what it was.

>...Ain't never gonna change.

She knew.

They both walked to the door, he held it open for her, just as he always did before.

As he always would after.

"It's gonna be a long road, Applejack."

>...but we're never gonna walk it alone.

She left first, he left right after.

He turned right.

... she turned left.

Their lives were waiting down that hall, wherever they would lead.

But they would never walk them alone, even if no one was there by their sides.

>See you around...

No one around, to follow the trail of dots on the ground they left behind.

>...loverboy.

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And now I flee before I'm burned alive.

No, but seriously, I'm being 100 percent serious here, this is not a joke, I'm super cereal, if you guys think I botched that, or don't want it, or want it to go another way, or try again, or anything, just tell me, and I swear to Applejack's big booty I will NC that and try all over again. This was where I found the story ending, but this is a community, and your voice is heard. Tell me if you liked it, felt it worked, felt it fit, or if I need to hit reset and try again, the important thing is the story, the characters, and the future, and this is BIG. You choose, I'm just your humble, not really that amazing, writer, and I want /pa/ to be full of good and interesting stories.

I really tried hard, but it's up to you if I need to try harder, and I will if that's what we need.

...no fuckin way.

He... he actually....

HOLY SHIIIIII

>>28824127
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28824141
NO IT'S GOOD IT'S FINE IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S PERFECT KEEP IT

>>28824127
Not a dream!

Not an imaginary story!

It happened!

I haven't finished reading it yet but wanted to join in the freakout

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You guys should probably drop that useless """main character""" already, I mean wow you already had a perfeckt kino-tier protagonist/antagonist combination and the most you can do with your """Main Character""" is write a sad break up story for her.

This is honestly sad, but at least you can turn yourselves around by ditching her and focus all your efforts on your REAL main character and best poni

You know you want to

>>28824141
I'm sad, but I honestly can't imagine how to do that story better, or how to better make it work. You pulled off the impossible and made me believe in such a way that I can't see it any other way, congrats.

>>28824127
...challenge accepted.

But this feels conclusive. I am fine with it. It's the mature way for things to go, and anythign else would make it seem like a fairytale without substance.

This means something. Even if it hurts. Even if we don't like it.

>>28824127
I feel like I got trolled.

You addressed every single complaint I had before, turned everything I said on its head, completely proved me wrong and did it in a well written, well explained way... and then you made most of it from Spikes perspective, but I wouldn't change a thing.

You've shown me a fool, good sir.

>>28824302
Actually? I feel like it's. it conclusive at all, it feels more like the start of a journey, a beginning where they both go down their own way and don't know where they'll end up. They both outright said it, they don't know what they're looking for, they don't know who they are, and with this, they're free to find it. This doesn't feel like an ending, because of how little there was before it, it's a start.

What is Spikes place in this world? What is AJ looking for?... can't wait to find out.

>>28824345
*It ISNT conclusive, drunkass autocorrect.

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>>28824233
Oh, sorry, what was that?

I couldn't hear you over the sound over that oversized black waifu of yours choking on Shining Armor's married cock since that is all he'll let her be.

A mistress in his harem. Never a mare of her own. Always confined to begging for asylum from others.

>>28824127
One of the most shocking twist we've had this entire thread, and it's all about Spike and AJ breaking up. One of the most emotionally roller coaster twist and turns of a story, and it's a break up story. We finally, finally get a chance to examine this relationship, and it manages to pack as much of a punch as anything the CE crew has done. Bravo, well done, all that good stuff. Don't change a thing.

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>>28824360
d-d-DELET THIS

>>28824302
Maybe there was a better way, maybe there wasn't. Maybe this was the best We could do, or maybe not. Point is let's face it, we can either ask this guy to clean up our two year long mess of this relationship. We said we wanted substance, we wanted flavor, we wanted something intense, and we wanted him to somehow make this thing work when there hasn't been anything really to it since the Cordyceps arc. Any minor negative I have about character I willing to put aside simply for the fact that he got up, and he wrote it. And it was well written, wasn't half assed, and it wasn't just for and agenda of wanting to push her because she is the main character.

So for actually getting up there and actually getting it done, I salute you. Sorry we made this so hard.

>>28824127
Oh thank God it's finally over!

>>28824495
Somehow I doubt that it was the suspense of you waiting for the grand conclusion making you say that.

>>28824127
>Halfway down the hall, AJ and Spike realizes they were actually supposed to be going the other way.

"...Shit."

>>28824513
>Halfway down the hallway, there is nothing but CHAOS waiting for them

>>28824509
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

It was a little long but I loved most of it, I'm just glad it finally reached it's conclusion. Or did you think I meant the relationship? I never cared about that.

>>28824127
NO
STATUS
QUO

>>28824127
This series here, man... this series here. Sometimes I just can't.

Welp, it always starts like this, then come the building blocks....

>>28824678
The building blocks are there, the drive is there, let's see how it's used.

>>28824536
Yeah, now we can finally have her react to that!

>>28824761
NC
>Applejack
~Guard~
~~

>....

~YEah, the worlds all topsy turvy, it's freaking weird.~

>.....and... and NOBODY came ta' get me!?

~What you were doing seemed important.~

>...GAAHHHH

>>28824851
This so doesn't really have to be NC, does it? She could just run into a guard and then that, and then onward, right?

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>>28824127
Dear God, this wall of text. I know AJ's in it so that makes it important this time, but uuuugh I have to really force myself in order to slog through it.

>>28824874
>Update
I rreeeeeallly didn't want to imply the guards seriously could have but didn't go get her, and there hasn't been any chaos stories in the Empire yet. Literally, zero, look for yourself, NO CHAOS touched the Empire that we've seen, and someone probably would have told SA already.

>>28824895
Here's the short of it.

>AJ and Spike realize where they messed up
>Go their separate ways

There, you can go back to not actually contributing again.

>>28824904
Oh, there hasn't? Ah, okay, I see now.

>>28824904
I always use episodes like this to look at the world as a whole, I really avoid the CE right there.

>>28822326
>neglected

After dark story leader board
>Rarity 3
>Pinkie 3
>AJ 2
>Twilight 2
>Nightlight 1
>Sunset 1
>Cadence 1
>18 1
>Shiny 1

In the fact that she isn't 80-100% of them, yeah.

>>28822336
If you feel like doing AJ, do it. No one has done a lot with any of them so it is practically untouched.

>>28822897
Fluttershy you had some chances with, Chrysalis You basically have to steal her the second you can because she gets booked quickly. Like if you don't take her before they leave that hospital room, she is going to be involved in something else that will keep her away from the everfree.

>>28825110
I know, I know, I got cocky because I figured that after the Hellfire thing and with AJ's part coming up she'd be open, and NOBODY used FS before the 7 subplot after PL(And this Discord thing is way better than any of that.

Heh, I was more worried about Chrysalis than Fluttershy, believe it or not!

>>28824921
Oh thank goodness. Saved me a lot of trouble and that means AJ's not pedo anymore. That's good too.

I'm a writer though, so I'm gonna go back to writing.

>Pegasus
"Pegasi 2"
~~~

>...w-... what do we do?

"I DON'T KNOW!"

>Dude, talk to me! I don't know how to react to this!

"I DON'T KNOW!"

>We're fucking upside down, mare! All o fucking cloudsdale is UPSIDE DOWN!

"I KNOW!"

>What do we do!? We're walking normal but we're UPSIDE DOWN!

"I DON'T KNOW I KNOW!"

>Do we fly!? If we fly will we just go straight down!? Which direction do we go here!?

"I DON'T KNOW!?"

>What do we dooooo!?

"HAVE SEX!"

>...

"...what? It's a better idea than anything you had."

>...alright let's do it.

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>>28825068
A part of me feels pretty good to be on top of the leaderboard.

>>28824233
You're the reason she is always getting her shit kicked in. But I do like that you basically did what Applefags have been doing after every harem arc.
>>28824360
>Always confined to begging for asylum from others.
that is mainly because if she ever tries to be more she will get her shit kicked in by the nearest available force.
>>28825309
You should. Cause not only did you have smut, you made it relevant to the non sex plot.

>>28825410
Please don't take the bait. Or if you are the same guy responding for the fourth time, here is the one genuine (you)

>>28825068
>Harem has most members and most development
>And a married couple
>And actually had sex
>Dead last

HAH!

>>28824360
I want to read Chrysalis getting her pretty face roughly fucked by some she deeply loathes.

NC
>AJ
~~~

>Wait a minute... this means I'm single now! OH BEHAAAVE!

~Austin Powers theme kicks on~

>>28825969
Polygons are legal. She could have hooked up with literally anyone else at anytime.

>Reporter
“AJ”
‘Spike’
____

>So while we wait for the reviews to hit, just… wow. I just finished watching the pre-screening of the episode and, honestly? That’s the best performance out of the both of you I’ve ever seen. The tension was there, the literal heartbreak, the mental anguish… every note hit and sang true.

“Thanks. It definitely wasn’t easy, Ah’ll say that much….”

‘No kidding. When we got hit with the script, jaws hit the floor, man. Like, the entire table just looked us while we looked at each other- it was the only time in recent memory that Chrysalis didn’t even give that stupid laugh of hers. The gravity was that real.’

“So real mah’ stomach dropped….”

‘Mine too, applebutt, mine too. In fact, it’s still trying to climb back up.’

“Have a piece of pie.”

‘Where’d you get-”

“Granny made it for when we finished shootin’, figured we need it.”

‘Lifesaver, she is.’

>Tell me, how many times did you two need to rehearse this to catch the perfect ‘moment’?

‘Twice.’

“Yup.”

>You’re… you’re kidding me. All that dialogue, all that emotion, it only took you two takes?

‘One take. We read it to each other, found the tone, then shot it. For us, it was simple. Me and applebutt spend far more time together than we do in the series, we’re got this… bond, you know? This cohesiveness that helps us flow as one.’

“Yeah, the scene itself was terrible, as in when the director yelled out ‘action’ we literally stood there for ‘bout four minutes jus’ starin’ at one another. No one said anythin’, Ah’ doubt anyone even breathed. An’ then it all jus’ poured out. It was one of those moments where ya’ jus’ had to pray the cameras were set up right ‘cause magic like that don’t strike twice, heh.”

>Amazing. Were there, um… any tears afterwards?

1/3

>>28825985

‘You kidding? A lot of our co-stars sprung leaks, there was so much sniffling going on. It was a really, really emotionally draining scene….’

“Yeah, but then we bought ‘em pizza an’ the mood got better. Sorta.”

‘Everyone kept asking us how we were, how we were holding up, like we’d suffered a death in the family!’

“Well, Ah’ guess in a way... we did? One of the most long-runnin’ themes was essentially killed.”

‘True, guess I never look at it that way.’

>Sooooo no tears from you two specifically?

‘Us? Naw. It was more of a shock than anything, that the writers were actually willing to go that far. It caught us all off-guard. Makes sense, though, I mean, our relationship was fairly middling anyway, wasn’t it?’

“More like stagnant, actually, whatever it was we had, loverboy.”

‘I still can’t believe you just signed off on it so readily.’

>Oh? AJ, you have some sort of final say in the stories?

“’Bout as much say as Bugs Buggy has in her never-endin’ campaign to ride Shinin’. Very, very little, almost non-existent, but Ah’ pour over every script, every little note an’ addendum. Ah’ want them to succeed, so when that particular scene came up, Ah’ was jus’ like ‘alright, we’re doin’ this. This is good fer’ him, it needs t’happen.’ Ah’m jus’ fortunate enough that it involved me as well.”

>Awwww…

“Oh shaddup.”

‘See, and that’s why we love our apple princess. She will literally put herself on the backburner to help us grow and look better.’

“Ah’ might be the titular star of this weird ass series but it ain’t jus’ ‘bout me, Ah’ keep sayin’ it. When one shines, we all shine.”

2/3

>>28825999

>Well said, AJ. So, do either of you know what’s next?

“Ya’ mean fer’ us?

>Yeah, what’s next for your road together?

“Not a danged clue.”

‘It seemed like an amicable enough split, so I think maybe take things slower? If we even wind up together again, that is. Who knows, heh. That’s one of the aspects of this series I love, you just never know what’s gonna happen next until it backhands you across the face. I could wind up with Pennydrop for all I know!’

“Hawh, only time will tell, eh?”

‘Yup, but until then, you up for some hay burgers, applebutt?’

“Always, loverboy.”

>Wait, wait! Before you go, er... I have one more question… you two aren’t actually like, dating, right? When the cameras are off and everything?

“Oh, y’all didn’t know? That band loverboy gave me way back then was actually a weddin’ band. We’re married.”

‘Yeah, I thought everyone knew that?’

>WHAT?!

“Kiddin’.”

‘Got ‘em.’

>...You almost gave me a heart attack!

“S’what y’all get fer’ askin’ crazy questions. C’mon, husband, let’s go.”

‘Right behind you, wife.’

>…

3/3

>>28826010
Just lovely.

>>28825984
Polygons are LEGAL, but that doesn't mean that anyone would be okay with their spouse marrying someone else without asking them.

>>28826010
Perfect chill response to take the edge off, love it.

This thread

>AJ
"readers"

>I SHOVED AN APPLE UP MY ASS

"Best story ever. 10/10, other characters are you even trying'

>Other characters
"readers"

>We did stuff, do you like us more now?

"What about AJ tho."

>>28826179
Did you have a problem with the story?

Cause it's not like people weren't heaping praise on Discord VS FS or Hellfire.

>>28826193
Why do you care if he liked it? Leave him be already, he's only getting worse!

>>28826193
No, I did. I just enjoy the dichotomy.

And Discord and Fluttershy's thing was culled by all the "AJ's relationship problems are THE most important thing going on" comments while Hellfire was badgered by wanting to plug AJ in early and complaints that AJ isn't doing something similar late.

The apple up the ass was hyperbole but She's the favorite child. Whatever she does is automatically going to be considered great because she is doing it. The other characters have to work harder for their love.

>>28826269
>Discord and Fluttershy's thing was culled by all the "AJ's relationship problems are THE most important thing going on" comment

I'm looking at last thread now and all the comments mentioning both seem to put them on equal ground. I can't find any that are putting the relationship one higher up. The ending especially was all talk about the ark and how shocking Discord''s reveal was, with a lot of people pointing out how clever it was that so many subtle details were slipped in to make them be lies.

I'm not going to deny that Hellfire thing with them trying to slip her into the story or if she needs something as big as that, I'm just saying that I can't really find any comments that are culling just how big of a thing this is. That and at all the side stuff seems to be based on the chaos.

Sure you're not just imaging things?

>>28826200
Cause some actually want to know why the thing they liked or worked on isn't liked by someone. As the guy who originally stated his disinterest and not the other faggot that keeps saying stupid shit, I freely admit that this ending did win me back. I know you don't care that I liked it or not, just stating I haven't been the one shitposting

>>28826325
Alright, if you're not, I apologize, but you can see why I'd think >>28826179 was similar to the Chrysalis bait from earlier, right?

>>28826311
He's not wrong, just that the numbers aren't really that high. If you look at every Hellfire post, it was 1 Applejack thing at the absolute most to every 10 replies, the majority was trying to figure out the whole thing around it. If you go further back to the invasion you'll find that next to nobody actually asked for AJ. In fact, we got more praise that Futtershy was getting development then we did AJ was.

He's not wrong, a Number do keep trying to put her in, but on the whole it's not that bad, he's just using hyperbole for fun.

>>28824127
... I am no longer against aging him up

>>28825969
And cue her sexcapade across Equestria.

Two in every port and trying every flavor!

>>28826555
Time travel! Proffesor Y can take him in his magical portapotty!

>>28826722
"Are you fuckin-NOT TODAY SOAP!! *Whack*- fucking kidding me!? Her of all things!?"

>...She big.

>>28825999
>“Ah’ might be the titular star of this weird ass series but it ain’t jus’ ‘bout me, Ah’ keep sayin’ it. When one shines, we all shine.”

AHAHAHAHAHA

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT

T. CHRYSALISFAG, THE REAL THREAD WINNERS

>Vekir
"Watchdog"
'Siegfried'

'Verily I say unto you mine erstwhile companions, deviltry is afoot!'

"Woof."

'Yes, most certainly, ye Clockwork Canine! The scent of Chaos lies heavily upon the land, indeed how else dost one explain mine expansion of verbiage, your devolution into a mere hound and-'

-LEMME GOOOO! KIDNAP! KIDNAAAAP!-

>Miiiiiine!

'That! Surely this most topsy turvy turmoil must be retired posthaste, lest-'

>Mine!

Yoink!

'Ow! Egads! My feather!'

>Miiiiii-hihihihiiiiine~!

Yoink yoink yoink!

'Oooow! Watchdog, stop this madness at once!'

"..."

'Well!?'

Slurrrrrrp.

'...vile.'

"Woof."

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>>28827207
>all that
Quit spazzin'.

>>28827014
Did you just imply AJ... and Chitty?

>>28827696
Every. Flavor.

God bless you, thread.

>>28827406
we'really sure is affected?

>>28827881
Siegfried! Nows your chance!

All Spike needs if someone to be his rock, to be here for him, unchanging eternal, shiny and chrome.

Spike needs an artificial robo-waifu

>>28828518
DT has that market cornered

>Two
“SA”
‘Cadence’
~~~

>Do I gotta give up my room?

“We live in a castle, honey, you don’t have to give up a single room.”

>Do I gotta give up my toys?

‘It’s a baby, Two, she probably should not be playing with the small, easily swallowed things you keep in there.’

>Do I gotta give up my marchmallyes?

“Again, you really should not give a baby small and lung filling.”

>What about mah’ chocobombs?

‘Not-mom steals those anyway.’

>Do I gotta take her to school with me?

“We’d rather you didn’t! Don’t do that!”

>What about baths?

‘She gets her own baths. And you still have to take yours.’

>Drat!.. waaiiit, Do I gotta share my clothes!?

“You don’t wear clothes.”

>Oh, phew… WAIT A MINUTE! Ah’m runnin’ around naked, and nobody told me!? AH’VE BEEN MAKIN’ AN IDIOT OUTTA MAHSEELLLLFFF!

“…”

‘…’

>…Not-mom, it didn’t work!

“Oh, it worked. Just not like she wanted.”

‘Eeeeee!’

>>28828755
Yay, shopping trip

>Farmer
“Bank Owner”
~???~
~~~

>Ya’ reckon this is gonna raise them thar propertee values on mah’ land?

“…Is that carrot doing standup?”

~Look! It’s a hot-dog!~

ARF ARF!

>Prop comedy, Ah’ reckon. Not really very sophisticated, in mah’ opinion, kinda one note.

~And this is me giving you a hand!~

DOING!

>Don’t rightly work with all audiences neither.

“…That’s a carrot.”

>Ah’ know, kinda his whole thing, only defnin’ feature really.

“And it’s doing… prop comedy.”

~And this is my Trainport Dog deflector!~

FLING!

>Look, Ah’m not askin’ for miracle here.

“…You know what, I’ll give you a thousand for it.”

>Well shoot, ya’ll are nicer than Ah’ thought!

“Yeah, well, you’ve been a loyal customer for years, I can cut you some slack.”

>Haw, thought Ah’ was gonna have ta’ haggle here. Alright, he’s all yer’s, enjoy.

“Thanks!”

~….~

“…So do you do anything else?”

~Well, I have wanted to get into weight lifting.~

“…this is going to work out.”

>>28829021
I know he's probably swindling him, but I like to imagine he actually is just being nice right here.

>>28829198
jokes on him when the chaos gets undone. That farmer just sold an ordinary carrot for 1000 bits.

>29
“MM”
‘Zecora’
~Trixie~
(Sombra)
{32}
~~~~

>GET DOWN!

To whomever he was speaking to in the multitude of bodies within the hut mattered very little in the grand scheme of things. Just one or all of them, he as ignored just the same.

CRASH!

Even when the windows shattered in, and the items in the zebra’s humble abode began to be crushed and shattered by the mere touch of the glowing, seemingly incorporeal things poured in from every opening and crevice they could find, not a one of the mortal folk within hid away.

“You know, we should have seen this coming!”

Every one of them had been through so much and danced the dance of battle so many times that by now they reacted on instinct. As one, they rose.

‘Stop breaking my hut you ghastly thing! Now the fury I shall have to bring!’

As one, they were ready.

~BRING IT!~

As one, they fought.

{I’ve no idea what’s going on, and I love it!}

The quickest of their number to react was most surprising to the two new pair of smoke being and fellow changeling.

“Left side! Make sure you get the left side!”

Faster than even they, a warrior and king, could react, the zebra among them had already leapt up, snapped a bowstaff with quite a lot of intricate and well crafted runes dancing along it’s length, and with a swing and a spin to bring it into her mouth she went into the breech, exactly in the direction the earthpony behind her had ordered.

“Trixie! Get the right!”

Less shocking was the one right behind her, the brash and wild star ridden cape dancing in the wind rushing in through the shattered glass, and waves of spell already charged atop her horn.

~Do not tell the The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie what to do!~

Even with her screeching protests, she obeyed, and straight ahead into the fray she ran.

“Niney! Keep us from getting shot from behind!”

1/5

>>28829287
He listened without question, much more than she did for him, and sure enough her words of caution proved correct in a single moment when yet more poured in from behind them. All of them moved with speed and with purposed to a single target.

(They found me…)

The being of smoke and wisps of power stared on as the combatants closed in, the battle seconds from breaking out.

(Stop… stop!)

His cries went unheeded, and they clashed.

(Just let them take me instead-)

His words fell flat. Almost as flat as the being of white light, that suddenly found itself smacked to the ground.

(…What?)

‘You foolish little things have chosen the wrong hut to attack with your pride! Now I shall have to beat you down and cast you back aside!’

Sombra stared with uncomprehending eyes as her staff clashed once again, hitting the thing that should have been incorporeal, and smacking it to the ground with a fury. When another emerged, her wooden bow tip clacked to the ground, allowing her to press off it and get the air needed for a devastating spin that ended with the stick firmly cracking along the side of what would be the things head.

‘Stop wrecking my hut you foolish thing! Do you know how little money being a potion maker will bring?!’

No matter how many came or surrounded her, she spun with an unearthly grace, and smacked them down every time.

~Not to worry, let me show you why they call me the GREAT AND POWERFUL-~

“No fireworks, Trixie! Enclosed space!”

~Trixie wasn’t going to do that!~

She was loud as megaphone with her denial, but the blush on her face and the fizzle on her horn spoke even greater volumes. Instead, she ripped her hat free, and before her foes ran her hoof along it’s rim.

~Trixie is a master of spells and a being without compare! Would you like to gaze into Trixie’s hat of wonders?~

They charged in, and she felt it unlikely they were coming in to witness her majesty.

~Very well! Then Trixie shall show you, POWER!~
2/5

>>28829291
She reached in, and out from the hat she pulled a single ball of blue magic, tiny in shape, but solid looking in its weight.

~Feel her MAGIC!~

They had nearly reached her, when with a wink, a smile and a grand sweep of her limb, she let it fly.

~And when you get back to where you came from, tell them Trixie sent you!~

If they’d been capable of speech, they still wouldn’t have responded to her. Regardless of ability, they would have been wailing as they did as the spell bounced around, hitting them with the force of a wrecking ball again and again and knocking them away.

“Niney, how are you hanging?”

He answered her with a flourish of his hooves and a hum of his breath, as if he was trying to put the showmare to shame.

>Go back to thine shadows from whence thee have come, thing of foul light! Thine sickening shine, thine horrid complexion shalt grace the walls of mine most favored enchantress no more! Begone with the, to the depths from whence thou hath come! AWAY WITH THEE!

His words, like most of his speech, was useless.

>AWAY I SAY!

His magic on the other hoof was anything but, and with sweeping waves of simple but elegant spells, they were cast right back out from any gap they’d come into.

(I don’t believe it…)

The wisp watched, honestly stunned, as the motley crew held them all back.

{Well, speak up, mare! What do you want me to do?}

She paid him no mind, never even looking at him as she tried to keep her eyes on three different angles at the same time.

“I don’t even know how you can see these things, you shouldn’t even know they’re here!”

{Well, I do! So what do you want me to do about it?}

“I don’t know… Trixie! Let Thirty Two shoot one of them!”

~What!? No! Tell Zecora to let him, Trixie is winning!~

“Zecora is moving, you’re not!”

~But-~

“TRIXIE!”

~Oh, fiiiiine!~

3/5

>>28829297

It was with great offense and even greater reluctance that she did as she was told, and ‘graciously’ stopped badgering one of the things long enough for the changeling to advance, and call his own sickly magic to his horn.

{Now, creature, let’s see you handle a real spellcaster!}

~OH COME ON!~

“Thirty Two, don’t rub it in!~

{It’s all I have at this point-}

>WILL THOU JUST FIRE THE DAMN SPELL!

His expression was sour. The glint in his eye was anything but.

{BURN!}

With his spell, he fired with all he had, and everything else besides, and the green ball soon found it’s target.

Before flying right through without touching it.

{WHAT!?}

The being recovered faster than he could find his senses, and charged.

(LOOK OUT!)

The wisps tried to cover him as best his intangible body could, and with a roar he cast his own blood red spell at the being of light. Though the thing stalled and shied away, it was not long before the spell passed through it, and after a moment of collection the apparition rose, and charged once more. It would have been upon them both, wisp and ‘protected’ had another spell wisked past his floating head. This one found it’s mark, and with a thunderous boom sent the thing soaring. Behind him, Twenty Nine barely even spared a glance to ensure his spell worked before turning back.

{This makes no sense! Why can you hit them with sticks by my magic doesn’t work!?}

Behind them, the former mayor’s brow furrowed, and she stepped forwards.

>MAREY! Look out-

His calls to warn her of one creeping in through the shattered window proved useless. When her hoof lashed out, there was no question if she knew it was there.

{…BULLSHIT!}

4/5

>>28829302
They all watched as with that hoof, she pushed it back from whence it came.

“Hrm…”

Her puzzled look slowly melted away, replaced instead with a stern nod, and confidence.

“Niney! It’s us! It’s not magic or spells, it’s us! We’re what repels them!”

>Brilliant as always, Marey! So long as we keep at it, they’ve not a chance!

(That… might not be as easy as you think.)

While the others looked to the earth pony, still reeling from the revelation of what she’d found, only he’d had the sense to look out that window she’d pushed the straggler through. What he found did not fill him with confidence.

>…Oh dear.

Outside the other window, they found much the same. And the other, and the other, and the other still. All around, from every angle, it was the same.

“Well… shoot.”

Light, so very much light, all around them.

‘Uh oh…’

All around them.

~…Trixie is going to need to start using some fireworks.~

They were surrounded.

And they were closing in.

>…We might be in trouble.

>>28829313
Ok time for spoonfeeding

What's fighting the meme squad?

>>28829336
Im not entirely sure, but I think souls of the ponies Sombrero killed came back to tear him apart.
They attack because gang is protecting Sombra

>>28829336
Giant glowing light things that may or may not be souls.

Nobody else can see or touch them, but the GBs are special.

>>28829313
>Zecora cutting loose with a staff.

And this whole arc is worth it!

>>28829313
But hey, at least the relationship talk is over!

World is only going to hell in a handbasket, but the talk is over!

>>28829392
And Caddy feels good about herself!

That's the important thing.

NC
>Spike
“???”
~~~

>Huh, guess I’m single now for the first time in the series… this was weird. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with myself now.

“I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE GO DO THAT STOPPING BADGUYS THING YOU USED TO DO, THAT’D BE REAL FUCKIN’ NEAT!”

>…

“…’

>…C… Camel Sandiego?

“I AM SO BORED!”

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
~~~

>And bam! Your final notice, no if ands or buts, this ones on you and you better deliver, or I’m foreclosing on this entire city! I’ll take it all!

“Ha ha, ha ha, ya’ll say that like Ah’m not desperately prayin’ ya’ do just that. Please, take mah’ city, take mah’ desk, ya’ll can take me iffin’ ya’ want, whatever it takes!”

>Hrm… it is less sparkly than home, but who will deal with the Empire while I’m away?

“You could leave it to Chrysalis.”

>Nah, she’d set the place on fire somehow. I know, Spike!

“Oh yeah, cause leavin’ a dragon in charge of gems is a great idea!”

>I didn’t say it’s a great idea, I want an idea that means I don’t have to deal with it when I go back home. Because there won’t be a home anymore and I’ll be free.

“Sound logic, but then where are ya’ gonna put the misses? Ya’ll make a great meatshield for the first hit, but then it just all falls apart!”

>Well I figure if I’m getting you in the deal, I’ll just put you up on some sticks, that fat ass will be the perfect shelter!

TONK!

>I regret nothing!

“Only cause Ah’ missed yer’ Armored Shining bits.”

>The regret is there after all.

“Haw… ya’ll ever think about that, for real? Just runnin’ away? Goin’ back ta’ the normal life?”

>All the time. If I could take them, sure, but I’d never be able to leave even one of them behind. I don’t need this, but them… I need them.”

“Depends on who Ah’ could take with me too, Ah’ suppose.”

>Heh… well, make sure you get those back to me sometime. Whenever I know you’re busy.

“Ah’ll get on it.”

>Know you will. See you around…

“…Shining?”

>Hm?

“Ah’d make sure to take you with me. Need mah’ meat shield, after all.”

>…same, need that shelter after all.

“See ya’ later.”

>You too.

*He leaves*

“…wonder what the girls are up to.

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>>28818925
Courtesy of France official artbook

>>28829526
I'd write more of those Spike Caramel Sandiego stories, but I got lazy.

>>28829679
Hbnnngg! Cute!

>>28829679
Pegajack?

>>28829658
She is single now...

>>28829892
Not gonna work, man.

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~

SHOOM!

>That time?

“Griffonstone!”

>Shit. Back in.

SHOOM!

>…

SHOOM!

>That one?

“Manehatten!”

>Damn it, back in.

SHOOM!

>…

SHOOM!

>That one?

“Freaking DRAGON LANDS!”

>Ooooof, not good.

“NOT GOOD!”

>One more.

SHOOM!

>…

SHOOM!

>That one?

“Uh… that one was right.”

>So the portal sent you to the Empire that time!?

“No, I said it was right.”

>…

“So many hookers-“

>Dude no.

>>28822186
Aww, love you too bud, and I wasn't gone THAT long... Just... About 20 threads? I can't recall how many actually.

>Spitfire
“18”
‘Pinkie’
~~~

>Eighteen, help me out here.

“Alright, but keep the covers up.”

>Wait wha-NO!

“Ha haaaa, so easy sometimes.”

>Of course not, I can do better than you!

“...”

>Gonna do that again?

“I realized I would need to bring my A-game to crush you, and I’m just not up for it.”

>…

“Not going to take it?”

>I’ll let it drop if you do.

“Fair enough. What am I helping you with?”

>Telling Pinkie she didn’t do that bad! I’m trying to be nice here!

“Didn’t she cheer when Dash took over your position?”

>I’m not saying I’m trying hard.

“I don’t know what to do here, what do you want from me? She messed up and needs to deal with it.”

>Yeah but… she didn’t mess up that hard, come on. Look, everyone makes mistakes, and-

“Annnd this is making you have flashbacks?”

>Is it not to you?

“…”

>…Please Pinkie?

‘…thanks.’

>…I’ll take it, big help there, Eighteen.

“I try.”

>I was being-

“A little whiner, I know.”

>…Pinkie hit her.

‘No.’

>LAST TIME I MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!

>Time Turner
"Pokey"
'Blues'
(Roseluck)
~~~

>Odds the princesses are already fixing this?

"High, which is a a shame. I'm horny."

>Please stop.

'Am I blue? Am I bluuuue?... No seriously, am I blue? It sounds weird, but I think I'm actually magenta?'

(I don't know why but I keep losing every coinflip I call. Heads... heads...HEADS!... I have to get it right eventually! Heads! HEADS! FINE TAILS-oh fuck you.)

>Did none of you notice I just said 'princesses'? Not "Elements of Harmony", princesses. Because four out of six of those are princesses now.

"Why do you think nobody thinks this is odd? This is the world we live in."

'AND THESES ARE THE HOOVES THAT BUILT IT!'

(Staaand up and let's start showing, just where our lives are going toooooo!)

>...what?

"OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM!"

'It's literally babies first metal but I love them!'

(They're pleb teir but I LOVE THEM!)

"Let's go listen to music!"

ZOOM!

>...So nobody cares now. This is just... nobody cares? Sigh... I wish I wasn't a pony anymore, this is dumb.

>>28830402
Keep the hope alive!

>>28829693
And Spike got nothing.

>>28829892
NC
>AJ
"SA"
~~~

>Room for one more?

"Ehhhh... sure, why not? What's the worst that could happen-"

~~~

"OKAY! SO! APPARENTLY ONE MORE IN THE DAMN BED MEANS CREATING A SINGULARITY!... THAT HAPPENED!"

>>28831229
Too much booty.

All one place.

>>28831562
>Too much booty.

LLLLIIIIEEESSSS

>>28830065
~~~

>Well?

"...I think I ended up in highschool."

>...

"I had hands."

>...WHAT

>JJ
"Acty"
~~~

>So where did she go anyway?

"You'd figure it'd be easy to spot giant fire monsters, wouldn't it?"

>I'm normally aces at pointing out when something is flaming, yeah.

"You are that, you can spot it a mile away and pounce like a tiger."

>Rawr.

"Ha! I love when you do that."

>But really, where?

"I guess we should look for the screams?"

>But... everyone is screaming.

"..."

>...We should-

"We should probably look into that, yeah."

>>28829526
Hey, remember when Spike's harem was putting Shiny to shame, and it looked like he was going to be the primo badass in Equestria?

...Sure went full Piccolo there, didn't ya'?

>>28832216
Hey, that just means his plate now? Wherever we wanna go with it.

If we want to try to put him back in the badass placement, we can. If we want him to go on a world trek, we can. If we want to have him date 10 mares, we can. Anything we wanna do, we can do, and there's no excuses now for not.

>>28829764
Princess Applejack

It's happening

>>28830647
I would point out that you did this yesterday. But I like to believe that those background pones are now in a time loop

>>28832413
Oh, trust me, it was intentional. And the fact Time Turner is in it is intentional too.

>>28831007
Well, now you make me feel bad that I got lazy.

>>28832366
Well of the mares he has dated PJ, Rarity, and DT are available. And should be in the same room in short order....wait. Weren't Luna and Rarity with Spike and the others?

>>28832582
>Weren't Luna and Rarity with Spike and the others?

Yes, they saved him from being 'kidnapped' but then DT """made""" them move to another car on the trip up because she was mad they shot her with pillows.

In reality they just wanted to give him some Gunclub time.

That said, we'd have to work on PJ as she doesn't seem to actually be attracted to him, or him her, and FUCK NO NOT DT AGAIN IT KEEPS HAPPENIIINNNNGG

>>28832621
....bit of an overreaction.

>>28832625
I realize one hundred percent I'm being autistic about DT but seriously EVERY SINGLE TIME IT'S THE SAME DAMN PROBLEM.

Every single time, it's just "OH DT IS BLUSHING NOW AND SOMEONE IS SAYING "OH MY ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO SPPPIIIIIKKKEEEE?" AND SHE JUST STAMMERS, DIAMOND TIARA FUCKING STAMMERS! BECAUSE OF COURSE, THAT'S HOW SOMEONE WOULD ACT AROUND FUCKING SPIKE!"

Every single time with her! Nobody ever does anything but make her out of the blue suddenly a stuttering blushing little tsundere complete with "Not like I like you or anything!" and someone like Silver Spoon of everyone going "Well it's obvious you're hot for Spike!"

EVERY SINGLE TIME

Across arcs, years! We went across years with this! One time we almost had Rarity go full super ultra bitch mode just to make her try it!

It's an old wound, and it wouldn't stick with me if it wasn't so damn persistent.

It's like someone saw the 42 thing and decided "Yep, we need to do that but harder so it doesn't take so long", while missing why she was acting like that in the first place, and of course it's always DT who's stuttering and stammering and blusing and uguuu~ for Spike, of course!

God I hate that whole pairing and all it's attempts.

>>28832675
.,..still a bit of an overreaction

>>28832675
Could always tie it into DT wanting to be more adult, doesn't have to be Tsun-Tsun

>>28832582
Rarity wanting him would feel weird considering the main focus of the talk.

>>28832901
There is always that, yeah.

>>28832901
NC
>DT
"Spike"
~~~

>There's only one way to prove I'm an adult... BANG THE FIRST GUY I SEE!

"And everythings coming up Spike!

Night /pa/ls. May your dreams be filled with realistic shipping.

>>28832675
Psh, you really are overreacting.

>>28832901
I want to see a more dere DT even if I have to write it myself. I just have to put on my shipping goggles and see where it goes.

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>>28833740
G'night.

>>28833524
I'm not sure why but I imagined him as johnny bravo

>>28832901
>>28833977
Weebshits LEAVE

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[AJ]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and it feels great to be on time!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!'"

[Howdy.]

>Do you have a pen?

[No, but I have an Apple.]

Pinkie stabs AJ's apple with the pen.
>Uh! Apple pen!

"I have a pen."

'I have pineapple'

Cadence and DT stick the pineapple and pen together.
"'Uh! Pineapplepen!'"

[...so what did that accomplish?]

>"'Absolutely nothing!'"

AJ wakes up.
[...Ah' hate that song so much.]

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>>28834611

>>28834585
FUCK YOU! YOU WILL LOVE ME LIKE ILOVE YOU AND WE WILL GET ALONG CAUSE THIS IS T NICEST FUCKING PLACE TO BE! EVERYONE IS WELCOME! ....Unless... you know... ANY WAY YEAH! LOVE YOU! GET USED TO IT!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!

>>28833109
Yes but, Sparity has still be smoldering this whole time.
>>28832621
Yeah PJ and him only paired up because they both liked meat and we needed to make the gala more of a clusterfuck. Kinda why I don't consider him and 2 or him and Twilight. Their one time together was as friends in thread 9.

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Tonight, you get 2.
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Spike]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we weeb this place up!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...LOVE LOVE HIGH!!!'"

[and me too!]
~~~~

'Ehhh? Spike-senpai? You don't have cleaning duty today. What, did you forget your balls again?'

[My Baoding Ball Club session was canceled today and my ride doesn't get here until later. I thought I'd help out, DT-chan.]

'...Hmph you can start by sweeping then.'
Gives Spike the broom and looks away.
'..and thanks.'

He smiles.
[Don't mention it.]

Pinkie with straight hair and glasses walks in.
>Ah~<3 What's this? Are my students trying to get some private time together?

'Pinkie-sensei? It's not what it looks like!'

[DT-chan and I were just cleaning. That's it!]

>Oh, I bet you were cleaning alright. You were cleaning his balls real good.
Spike is uncomfortably stroked by Pinkie.

'Hey stop. Spike-senpai doesn't want you touching him.'

>But Spike, I'm your sensei. Don't you...trust me?

[Uh...I uh.]

>I know you've been failing, Spike. If you want, I can give you extra credit...you'll have to work for it though.

"Pssst, hey DT-chan."
DT looks around, but can't find anyone else.

'Who said that?'

"There's a notebook on the desk. If you want her to stop, write her name in it."

'How would that even-'

"Trust me and just do it if you don't want your crush stolen from you."

DT quickly opens up the notebook and scribbles Pinkie's name in.
[Look, I'm sorry. I'm just not into you.]

>You're...rejecting me? But I'm- Hnnngh!
She clutches her heart and collapses.

[...oh my gosh...she's dead.]

'What in the world?'
DT turns the notebook over. It reads HEARTBREAK NOTE

~~~~
>Whoa, you seriously wrote this Cadence?

[This wasn't what I expected.]

'Yeah, it got dark at the end.'

"I'm allowed to be a little dark sometimes!"

>>28834856
You spoil us.

>>28831756
~~~~~~

>How about this one!?

"I saw Princess Applejack..."

>...but?

"She was wearing this shirt vest combo and had her hair up all pretty like. She also had this nice pair of red rimmed reading glasses on... Looked kinda... Sad-mad? Is there a word for that?"

>That...might be the right one?

"She didn't have a hat though."

>...

"..."

>Next!

>Cantie
“Cantie”
~~

>BOY, ISN’T EVERYTHING SO NICE AROUND HERE!

“So nice.”

>SURE DON’T FEEL LIKE I ANGERED A GOD LEVEL PONY BY IMPLYING I COULD HAVE ANY SAY IN WHAT THEY DO OR DON’T DO!

“Not at all.”

>SURE DON’T FEEL LIKE I’M BEING PUNISHED FOR A SLIGHT AGAINST THEM AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD IS BEING FUCKED OVER TO PUT ME IN MY PLACE.

“My place is fine.”

>EVERYTHING IS NORMAL!

“…”

>…

“…”

>…

“…I told you voting was stupid.”

>>28835513
That's what you get for trying!

>DT
“SS”
‘PJ’
~77~
~~~

>So, what do you think she wanted to talk to him about?

“Probably something personal we shouldn’t question.”

>Well, PFFT, obviously!.. But what do you think it was?

‘Mrphmmmmhm.’

~POTATOJACK!~

SMACK!

‘Mrphhmhmhmh!’

>I missed all of that.

“You don’t want to catch it, trust me.”

>I hate it when you guys leave me out of stuff! I can handle it!

‘Mrrmrmrm-‘

SMACK!

~Get your head out of there!~

‘Mrohm omy meee hmm!’

SMACK!

>Wait, that’s what who said?

“Just ignore it.”

>Something is happening and I demand to know what you all are talking about!

“Magic.”

‘MRPH Mahhhick!’

>What magic?

SMACK!

~Smack magic, that’s what.~

‘Mrh.’

~What I do with what is no business of yours!~

>I’m confused.

~Good!~

>I get explody when I’m confused.

‘Mrhphm?’

>What do you mean, already!?

“Mother of Faust…”

>Fancy Pants
“Fluer”
~~~

>Darling? Your hair has turned to snakes.

“Hm.. so it has. Rather wiggly, aren’t they?”

>It suits your more pliable nature.

“Oh, you charmer. By the way, Fancy, it seems your coat has grown a mass of thorns.”

>Well I’ll be, so it has!

“Well, I’d say pants don’t get much more fancy than a wall of roses, prickly though they may be!”

>You just know some poor soul is going to hop onto this thinking it’s a trend, don’t you?

“Oh, without question, but that’s the fun of it!”

>So it is, my cruel little viper.

“Oh hisss.”

>Mmmm, do save it for later.

“You know, Snakes swallow their prey whole.”

>Do they now?

“I’ll have to see if I can pull off that trick.”

>Careful, darling, there’s quite the prick over here.

“All the more fun, my dear. All the more fun.”

>>28836326
Oh myyyy~

I want to see more of this pair.

OOCO
>Spike
“SA”
‘Dash’
~Pinkie~
~~~~
“…wait what?”

>If I can’t have mine, you can’t have yours either!

“Chrysalis really wanted to show her new build-“

>NO! We’re doing this with Dash and Pinkie! Two completely unrelated and unattached, and unattracted ponies!

‘Is that why you asked us to play OnO with you!?’

~Wow, Spike! Wow! I thought you wanted to RPG with me! That’s Really Party Good, by the way! And the Party means as in an adventuring party! You see!? I brought layers to this! Layers, Spike!~

>Hey! I’m happy you guys are here, I just didn’t want Chrysalis around to-

‘Oh, I get it now, so you just didn’t want someone who’s trying to fake-sex Shining in this?’

>N-wait, hold up, yes. Yes, that is the reason, you are a good reasoning pony.

~So why’d you pick me?~

>Twilight was unavailable.

~WOWWWW!~

>Wow that did not come out right! I meant-

‘Uh huh!’

>No! She’s his sister, she wouldn’t-

~Riiiight!~

>You know what I mean-

~And you’re still silly, cause I was asking why you picked me? Not us, me!~

>I… I feel like that should be obvious-

~Roll for some happy bouncy fun times with Shiny!~

>WAIT WHAT?!

“OH COME ON!”

>Pinkie why!?

~I’m always full of surprises!~

>Whhyyy!?

~Bounce bounce bounce bounce!~

“You didn’t even win the roll yet! Your character doesn’t even have advanced seduction capacities, you’re a bard! None of this makes sense!”

~Bards have advanced charming-~

“You know what I mean!”

‘Awww, Pinkie, that’s not fair.’

>OH COME ON NO-

‘Well, I guess I’ll just take Spike for myself then.’

>…R-…really?

‘Yeah, if she’s gets one, I get one, and to be frank, Shining? Never did much for me.’

“…I don’t know how to take that.”

~Bounce bounce bounce bounce.~

‘So, Spike, what do you say, can my warrior charm you?’

>Well… I mean… I suppose I could let this slide, you know just once.
1/2

>>28836490

‘Oh yeah, that’s good, then my warrior walks up to you, nice and slow, and you know what she says?’

>And.. what would that be?

‘Ahem… “Oh wow, I’m in the realm of the creator? That means I has access to the whole world now!”’

>WHAT!?

‘And she uses her new position to summon a hail of rocking flaming skull knight ponies, riding eagles made of FIRE!’

>WHAT!?

~AWESOME!~

“That… actually is awesome, yeah!”

‘And then she summons a giant chariot to ride on, and she tells you two to hop on, we’re charging into battle!’

“YEAH! I hop on!”

~And that means you carry me with you, because I’m not letting go or stopping!~

“OH COME ON-“

~Shiny, think about the scenario~

“…Hrm…”

~…~

“…Alright, but only if I get a cool sword.”

‘You get the Dragon Skull sword, buddy!’

>HEY!

‘Oh stoppp… I get two.’

“Wow Dash, why does the DM let you get two swords?”

‘Your other hoof is full.’

~OH OH! What do I get!?~

‘An axe! Guitar and regular kind, and spits LIGHTNING!’

~AWESOOOMMMEE! BARD POWERS GO!~

‘INTO BATTLE, WE CHARRRGGGEEEE!’

“WOOOOOO!”

>…I feel like I’ve lost a lot of power here.

“Pkooo! Swoomm! ‘ohh mysplleeen!’ HA HA!”

‘WHOMWHOMReeeeeee! KILLKLLKKKLL! Nooodon’tkillmeIgottawifeandfamilyBWOMBWOMBOMGLGLGKGKGLGKGGGGG!’

~OHHHH! There once was a battle that rocked and ruled and all the badguys our heroes schooled! So all your ends I need to announce, that’s me the bard who likes to bouuunnnce! BOUNCE BOUCNE!~

>…I strangely don’t mind.

>>28836497
That is so fucking metal.

Dash for best DM!

>>28836587
She really should do it more, her brain had got to be filled with awesome.

>>28836497
Perfection.

>Pirate Pony
“???”
~~~~

>…I’m confused.

“Look, I’m giving you the treasure.”

>Right, I get that, the treasure is there, but I’m just confused about this whole matter.

“What’s there to be confused about?”

>All of it? Pretty much top to bottom, this is a right nogginboggin.

>But fine, I’ll step down to yer’ level and start with the basics I’m a pony. This ain’t a explanation of anything, just a statement o’ facts, we down with that?

“Agreed.”

>And you… are a kraken.

“Krakette, technically, but sure.”

>And krakens are known for wrecking ships.

“A stereotype, admittedly, but it has occurred.”

>But you’re giving me treasure

“That’s the idea, at it’s base.”

>Does this have anything to do with your size?

“I beg your pardon?”

>Not to be of offense, just wishing to clarify if your current lack of mass necessary to destroy a ship plays any part in this choice you’ve made. Not a critique, a fact, you are not of a size necessary to break a ship.

“Factual, I am nearly pony sizd sized, but no. I'm compelled, so I’m just giving you treasure.”

>Clear now. One final question. I’m noticing a lot of gold, a lot of jewels, and a bit of the more general types of rich wares over there.

“Because treasure.”

>But over there, you’re all alone, no shiny bits, just you and a lot of cave.

“Separate, that’s how you know it’s more than one thing. That’s the treasure, I am krakette.”

>My question is, and I accept this might rightly spoil this nice little exchange we’re having and lead to bad things for me, is can I pick?

“I’m sorry?”

>I’m saying, that gold and wealth is nice and all, but I’ve seen a lot of shiny things in my life. Is that the one I have to pick?

“I… see. Well, if the option was there, knowing you’d never get the other one?”

>I’d having an easier time carrying out what I really want.

“…”

>Missy… can I release the kraken?

“…you may.”

>>28836852
… Now I'm kind of hoping she doesn't go back to normal.

>>28836907
>Twist! She's not affected by chaos, that's just how she really is, she was just trying to tell the guy she likes him

>Time Turner
"Pokey"
'Blues'
(Roseluck)
~~~

>Odds the princesses are already fixing this?

"High, which is a a shame. I'm horny."

>Please stop.

'Am I blue? Am I bluuuue?... No seriously, am I blue? It sounds weird, but I think I'm actually magenta?'

(I don't know why but I keep losing every coinflip I call. Heads... heads...HEADS!... I have to get it right eventually! Heads! HEADS! FINE TAILS-oh fuck you.)

>Did none of you notice I just said 'princesses'? Not "Elements of Harmony", princesses. Because four out of six of those are princesses now.

"Why do you think nobody thinks this is odd? This is the world we live in."

'AND THESES ARE THE HOOVES THAT BUILT IT!'

(Staaand up and let's start showing, just where our lives are going toooooo!)

>...what?

"OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM!"

'It's literally babies first metal but I love them!'

(They're pleb teir but I LOVE THEM!)

"Let's go listen to music!"

ZOOM!

>...So nobody cares now. This is just... nobody cares? Sigh... I wish I wasn't a pony anymore, this is wub… wub?

>>28837040
......OOOH, I GET IT NOW

>>28837210
>Time Turner at the top
>Repeating stories

In hindsight it should have been obvious.

>Spike
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>…This is okay.

He didn’t know if he was being honest at this point. Somewhere in the mesh of tangled and twisted knot of feelings inside of him was the actual honest, true answer.

He’d grasped onto what he thought it was, what he could closely approximate to stability in his mass of webbing inside of him, but just like a ball of badly assembled yarn, he struggled to find where that thread he grasped onto began, and where it ended. With the shape and feel alone, he was going to have to guess, much as he had done throughout all of this.

>Not that it did me a lot of good. But I guess… it wasn’t so bad.

He still felt so strange when he thought about it, everything seemed surreal and dreamlike as he softly stepped down the hall. His mind couldn’t stop replaying the events that had unfolded, and knew he would be thinking of it again for some time to come, but for now, he had other things to worry about.

His entire reason for this trip, as hard as he had to remind himself of it’s very existence in the tempest of his memories and emotions.

He was okay, in the most general sense. He was not okay in the truest sense, no matter how hard his denials of that fact came, but he was okay just enough.

Just enough he could put on a straight face, push it all aside, and go off to the others.

Spike the Dragon was many things, but one thing he took pride in above all others was one thing in his life.

Being the number one assistant.

Being there, when others needed him.

And for now, a certain punchbug needed him and he would be there for her, no matter what he was going through.

He was going to be there.

~Oh ho? You think a shield can stop TBDRLIATU? Challenge accepted!~

Even if only to put out the fires.

>>28837401
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BRO
TIER