How was your halloween, /mlp/?

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>>28815416
i spent it alone in my quiet apartment getting annoyed that little shits came to my shit flat expecting candy. i dont leave my house anyways.

>>28815416
Me and the girlfriend took my nephews out to trick or treat, it was fun

>>28815416
I went to a party and got blackout drunk

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>>28816111
>girlfriend
Leave

>>28816148
What, why?

>>28815416
I haven't done Halloween since I turned 14, but on Monday a girl from the interiors department was wearing an all black casual dress with a dark purple wig and Luna's cutie mark on her hips. I said "Good morning, Your Highness." as we passed in the hallway and she smiled. Now someone at work knows I watch pony and I don't know if that's good or bad. Why does my phone keep turning 'good' into 'goid?'

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>>28815416
I browsed 4chan and other websites until it was late and I went to sleep

>>28815416
It went fine. Handed out candy, took my doggo for a walk around the neighborhood after I ran out of treats and she got some kids petting her so she was happy. I saw one kid dressed as EqG Vinyl Scratch which was cute.

>>28816111
Fuck >>28816148
that sounds sweet, hope you all had a good time.

>>28816573
Why not keep the playful banter going?
See were it goes

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>>28815416
It was raining cats and dogs so the gf and I stayed inside watching spoopy movies. Hot cocoa, meme bread and warm comfy fugs.

>>28816839
She's married and has a kid. My parents divorced when I was 5. I can't do that to someone else's kid. Also I'm new at work, I'm not into sports like all the other guys and she's friends with everyone, including me. Word of my watching pony will get out even though I cover it well. I think I fucked up.

>>28817167
What the hell is meme bread?

>>28815416
>live in Compton
>kid hardly trick treat here
>Don't dress up this year
>only like 2 kid arrive at my house
>Mom yelling at me to put on my costume for the trick or treaters
>I yell that I don't want to put on my costume
>after a dozen yelling at each other she quit asking me to put on my costume.

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>slave ponka

I drove to the local Giant, walked I and bought a bag of Twix and some KitKats. Went to the register and the lady asks if I'm going to hand it out to the kids. Say no and tell her I'm going eat it with my girlfriend. She looks at me, tries to smile and doesn't really talk much while I pay.

But shit, those Twix were good!

>>28818297
>planet ponka

>>28817167
What the hell is a gf?

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>>28816111
>>28816148
>>28816359

80% of 4chan is in the foreveralone club, couples will never belong

(Unless they nudes + timestamps)

>>28817752
Stop by an artisan bakery run by hipsters/hippies, it will change your life

>>28818527
A cute girl(human) that laughs at your jokes, moves in with you and gossips with your mom. If you're nice to her she'll do the laundry and put your penis in her mouth.

>>28818746
>human
eww, no thanks

>>28818746
>If you're nice to her she'll do the laundry and put your penis in her mouth.
I chuckled.

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>>28818297
It's not a ponks it's a space station.

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>>28815416
I stayed home all day and sleeped in and ate candy. I blame all the suger I was eating. The crash, and the fact I hadn't pigged out on sweets for so long.

>>28815416
Me and my bro decided to had out candy in front of our apartment but no kids came around so we just went to a neighborhood that a lot of kids were trick or treating and handed out candy while we walked around, had a chance to talk to a cute girl dressed as a teddy bear with a thicc ass but obviously blew it.

Lots of kids and parents didn't expect it actually, and I don't think we helped the situation with our bloody "FREE CANDY" sign by bro carried around his neck.

>>28815416
I had a friend over, popped the cork on a bottle of noir, and we shot the shit and played games all through the night. Then I went outside to take a piss and wound up puking my guts out.

It was great.

>>28817167
>>28816111
>3dpd

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>>28815416
Not a holiday in my country.

>>28820095
Real girls aren't that bad. They're soft, they smell good and they put your penis in their mouths.

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>>28820207
this

>>28821037
>>28818746
Blowjobs are gross for the one getting it and the one giving it

>>28821845
>t. virgin

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>>28815416
No one knew who I was. I was truly Anonymous.

I just messed around in a haunted house my friends work at too. It was pretty funny when somebody would point there finger, but retract it so they wouldn't reveal their power-level.

I proceeded to dab while singing all-star, and made my friends slap me in the face to freak people out.

I literally just messed around in this place for hours, confusing people, scaring some, and then singing All-Star.

I'm not making this up, it was great.

I also called the kids who said I was Slenderman normies. This was my most autistic night ever.

>>28815416
went to vegas for the weekend and got stupidly drunk

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>>28822153
You did good Anon.
You did good. But you could adopt more classy look.

I visited my local vet in my unicorn costume then went trick or treating with a friend and his family

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>>28822273
I did. I wore a black suit, light blue shirt (looked white in the lighting) and a red tie. No pics though. Just some stupid shit I posted in case I ever wanted to become a reaction pic. It's been semi-useful.

A personal favorite is pic related

>>28822474
Glad you had fun, bro

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>>28822311

It's not a tradition in my country, only the childrens are tainted by american capitalism.

>>28823334
Sounds you got dental floss and candy smokes as a kid

>>28822927
dear lord

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>>28824635
Picture from outside. Meet a nice girl outside

>>28825293
That's a fucking Murdercorn. This is black and red OC done right.