?"Anon, you've really got to stop making all the ponies

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>impregnating
It's just sex. Where's the spice in that?
Such a shit taste to be honest.

>>28815199
>Such a shit taste to be honest.
Said Anon posting EQG.

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>>28815199
But when will it stop?

>>28814885
>the ponies take pity on Anon when they find out that he's in heat all the time
>by having Applejack geld him to take care of his little problem

>>28814885
>got to stop
But why?

>>28817846
i will fucking split her open and wear her uterus like a hat and ovaries like earrings

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>>28817915
This is why

>>28817915
Split her open with what? Your floppy, useless gelding dick?

>>28814885
But Celestia Anons are an endangered species! How else am I supposed to repopulate the planet?

>>28818803
With a knife? A sword?

A sharp rock? Flesh is generally pretty squishy, anon.

>>28819405
You can't repopulate a species from one.

>>28820516
Didn't stop God from doing it with Adam and Steve.

>>28817915
>>28818803
>>28819520
The edgyness is sharp from this one

Still, the story would be funnier on how Anon is supposed to support all of his satyr offspring in the aftermath.

>>28814885
Oh good celestia you're here. Why don't you just lay down for me on the bed like a good princess.youre next.

>>28814885
>"Anon, please, the royal coffers are suffering enough without having to support your rape babies-"
"SUMWUN'S GATTA PAY FO DESE KIDZ, 'N IT AIN'T GON BE ME!"

>>28820666
>Not supporting your children

>>28820752
>Niggers supporting their children
Don't worry, a white man will take care of them for me.