?"Anon, you've really got to stop making all the ponies pregnant, are you in heat?"
>impregnating
It's just sex. Where's the spice in that?
Such a shit taste to be honest.
>>28815199
>Such a shit taste to be honest.
Said Anon posting EQG.
>>28815199
But when will it stop?
>>28814885
>the ponies take pity on Anon when they find out that he's in heat all the time
>by having Applejack geld him to take care of his little problem
>>28814885
>got to stop
But why?
>>28817846i will fucking split her open and wear her uterus like a hat and ovaries like earrings
>>28817915
This is why
>>28817915
Split her open with what? Your floppy, useless gelding dick?
>>28814885
But Celestia Anons are an endangered species! How else am I supposed to repopulate the planet?
>>28818803
With a knife? A sword?
A sharp rock? Flesh is generally pretty squishy, anon.
>>28819405
You can't repopulate a species from one.
>>28820516
Didn't stop God from doing it with Adam and Steve.
>>28817915
>>28818803
>>28819520
The edgyness is sharp from this one
Still, the story would be funnier on how Anon is supposed to support all of his satyr offspring in the aftermath.
>>28814885
Oh good celestia you're here. Why don't you just lay down for me on the bed like a good princess.youre next.
>>28814885
>"Anon, please, the royal coffers are suffering enough without having to support your rape babies-"
"SUMWUN'S GATTA PAY FO DESE KIDZ, 'N IT AIN'T GON BE ME!"
>>28820666
>Not supporting your children
>>28820752
>Niggers supporting their children
Don't worry, a white man will take care of them for me.