Sunset Shimmer Thread

>>28806655
I LOVE YOU SUNSET!!!!!!

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>>28806660
I love her more than you or anyone else ever will

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>>28806672
I'll take, "What are things that are lies" for 500 Alex.

I love her a lot, a lot more than you could ever know. Enough to keep coming back to this place anyway.

And don't just gloss over that either. This place is a shithole, and it gets worse all the time. Any person in his right mind would have fucking left.

I just recently saw that new movie with her in it. I love her new ability. The ability to experience that persons past?

She could touch me and just know all the bullshit I've had to endure in my life. FUCK WHY ISN'T SHE REAL?

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>>28806891
Aww yea I love these.

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>>28806749
answer - daily double!

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>>28806672
>You will never have a beautiful baby daughteru with Sunset.
What would be the daughteru's name?

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Do you guys honestly think she will ever have a cameo in FiM?

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>>28806891
>>28806906

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Would you still waifu Sunset if she wet the bed every night?

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>>28807395
If something as small as that is your deal breaker, you never truly loved her.

>>28807395
that's what adult diapers are for
but we're not degenerate enough to get into the diaper fetish, so fuck off if this was your "sly" attempt at diaperfagging

I ant Sunset to sit on my face and let out a really loud and smelly fart!

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>They ruined such an amazing moment between you two to play babysitter
>Not to mention they brought Rainbow Dash along to put a wet blanket over everything
>You were not her damn property, why didn't she understand that?
>You chose Anon and she needed to see that
>You also didn't want Anon to be walking around in the cold like this
>Poor guy
>You realized you acted like a bit of a jerk back there, but God they just didn't understand personal space sometimes
>They may have helped you through some rough times but that did not give them the right to be this invasive
>You arrive back at your place and give Anon a call
"Hey babe."
>There is a pause for a moment
>"Babe?"
"Yeah. We are still hooked aren't we?"
>"Well yeah, I just didn't expect you to call me babe. Isn't that my pet name for you?"
"You're so silly. Anyway, sorry for back there."
>"It's fine. They were just worried. Hopefully next time we can do it again uninterrupted."
"I guess so. Too bad we missed school today."
>"We did? But school doesn't start for another hour."
>You smile
"Oh, I know."
>"Ohhh I get you now. Well I suppose playing hooky every now and again isn't too bad."
>You laugh
"You act as if you only do it every now and again."
>"Ok, maybe I do it a little more than 'every now and again'"
"Yeah right you dork. You haven't been to school every day since the first week."
>"Fine, fine. Are we going or what?"
"Absolutely. I'll pick you up at the park in about an hour alright?"
>"I'll be there."
>You close the phone, hop in the shower and pick a super cute blue dress
>You were looking fine
>Add some red lipstick and some eye shadow and you were looking like a million bucks
>And all done earlier than expected
>You were sure you were going to get an earful from AJ but honestly you didn't care
>You hop in your car and drive to the park
>It was going to be your first real date
>You were so excited
>You get to the park right at the top of the hour and see Anon sitting on a bench

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>>28807702
>You give the car a light honk and he walks over
"Well someone is early. How long did I keep you waiting?"
>He smiles at you
>"Not too long. About five minutes. Also I got you a little something along the way."
>Anon pulls out a rose, his fingers all pricked from pulling it
>You smile big
"Oh you. Thanks."
>You lean in and give him a big smooch on the cheek
>"You're welcome Sunny Bunny."
"Sunny Bunny?"
>"Hey, you gave me a pet name, I might as well give you one too."
"It's odd, but I like it. Just know that when I have time to think, I'm going to give you an embarrassing one too."
>"I look forward to it. And when you do that, I'll find one even more embarrassing."
>You put your foot on the pedal and start to drive forward
"Is this supposed to be a contest?"
>"You could say that."
"Well you got involved with the wrong girl then, because I always win."
>"I guess you got in with the wrong guy since you're going to lose this."
>You both start to laugh
"So where do you want to go my foolish competitor?"
>"Why not downtown? Maybe eat something nice, do some shopping."
>You look skeptical
"Aren't guys supposed to hate the sort of thing?"
>"Aren't guys also supposed to be the one who drive the girl around everywhere?"
"Fair enough."
>You start to head downtown and turn on the radio
"What kind of music you like?"
>"I'm really into anything, so long as it's not country or rap."
"So you're not 'really into anything' then are you?"
>"I kinda am miss anal attention to deal."
"Spicy."
>"So what music do you like?"
>You smile
"Well I am a fan of country but I supposed we could make a compromise."
>"I never took you for a country girl."
"You also never took me to be a pony from another dimension."
>"That's true, that's true."
>You both listen to the radio for a while before finally reaching the city
>You look up, completely mystified
"These buildings are so tall."
>"You never been downtown before?"

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>>28807744
"I never had the time. I always heard from Twilight and the others about how tall you all build but this is ridiculous. The only things we have like this are large, immaculate castles."
>He thinks for a moment
>"Have you ever thought of returning? Equestria, from what I've heard, seems so much better than this world. You have magic and friends and your world isn't a rotting carcass like this one is."
>You look at him concerned
"Rotting carcass? Isn't that a bit harsh?"
>He shakes his head, staring out of the window in a bit of depression
"Not at all. This world is run by corrupt authorities who seem only interested in money and trampling on those below them, we're ravaged by war and famine and we've got a myriad of problems that keep piling up. Equestria seems like a paradise."
>You scoff
"Well you seem to have the wrong impression. While we certainly aren't teetering on collapse like this world is, Equestria is no paradise. Honestly I'm glad to live in a world without magic."
>"Really?"
"Really. I've seen magic hurt a great many people and on a great scale. Hell it turned me into a ravenous beast hell bent on destruction. You should count yourselves lucky your world isn't burdened by such a great responsibility."
>You're both quiet for a while
>"Have you ever thought of returning?"
"Even if I could, I'd never be welcome."
>"Because of what happened?"
"Right."
>"Are ponies that hard at forgiving? It's been quite a while hasn't it?"
"Yes. Ponies say they forgive but they aren't nearly as forgiving as they say."
>Silence falls over the car again
>Anon could never hope to understand
>What he saw as a terrible world that was dying, you saw as the Garden of Eden
>If you were to return, even if Celestia forgave you, the ponies at large would never forgive you for hurting the literal princess of Friendship in such a way
>Friendship wasn't nearly as plentiful as most thought, no wonder Twilight was made a literal Princess of the concept

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I'm going to Shimmer the Sunset.

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>>28807416
This nigga gets it.

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>>28807797
>Equestria sure needed a lesson on how not to hold such large grudges
>You quickly change the subject
"So where do you want to eat bud?"
>"I'm not sure. It's been a while since I've been here."
"Anything you feel like?"
>"Why don't you pick? I'm sure I can spot us a place."
"Let's go to a sandwich place. I'm in the mood for something quick and easy."
>Anon whips out his phone
>"Let's see what google can tell me."
"Google?"
>"Never heard of it? You must have gone on the internet in your time here."
"I have but I've never used it too much."
>"Well google is a search engine. You can find out just about anything there."
"Even information about Equestria?"
>"Well the world at large isn't aware of an extra dimensional pony world, so I doubt it."
"That's a shame."
>"I wouldn't say that. If our government ever found out they would go through the portal and pillage it for every resource it possibly had."
"Really?"
>"Really. It's happened before. I mean, not trans-dimensional obviously, but our whole history has been predicated on seizing capital from those who can't properly defend themselves or are stupid enough to welcome the invading force."
"I think that's enough of this mopey Mary. Let's talk about happy thing. Found a sandwich place yet?"
>"Yeah, it's just around the corner."
>You drive around the corner and sure enough, there it was
>You park and get out, taking your purse with you
"You been here before?"
>"Yes a few times. Not this one in particular though."
"Well then I'm sure it's going to be good."
>"You bet your ass it is. Best sandwich place in a 100 miles."
"Really? It must be really good then."
>"I wouldn't say that."
"Huh?"
>"I said it's the best in 100 miles. And that really isn't saying much."
"You are quite pessimistic you know that?"
>"It's not pessimism if it's true."
>You both walk through the double doors and get in the moderately sized line
>You look at the menu
>So many choices
>Too bad there weren't any hayburgers
>You loved those

That's it for now. Hope y'all enjoyed this installment.

>>28806655
We should really update the OP, it's gone beyond out of date especially with all the new writers and that egotistical dude's freak out.

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>>28807857

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>>28807913
Top kek

Do you think shimmy shammy's boobs are soft

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;_;

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>>28807993
>mfw this was the night of her defeat in the first film

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>>28807993
Damn it, I want to hold her in my arms and console her.

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>>28807993
>Be Anon.
>You hear some very disconcerting noises from Sunset's room.
>It's crying; something that is never okay to hear coming from there.
>Get out of your bed, being Anon, and walk down the hall to Sunset's room.
>You start running because you want to make her feel better as soon as possible.
>Nobody hurts Anon's SunnyBunny. Ever.
>Be Anon, opening the door and finding Sunset in her bed with tears streaming down her face.
>She looks directly at you and the light from the hallway washes over her gleaming eyes.
>"A-Anon!" She says in a croaking voice the name of her super duper white knight protag love interest.
"Sunset..." You step over to her.
>It hurts you so much to see her cry. You can't stand it; all you want for Sunset is happiness, even if it's at your expense.
>Nothing comes before Sunset, not even your life, Anon.
>Be Anon.
>Wrap your arms around Sunset, feeling her shoulders moving up and down with each sob. It's making you want to cry with her so badly.
>"Anon."
"Sunset."
>She hugs you back really tightly, burying her face into your shoulders, letting your generic protag T-shirt soak her tears away.
>Be Anon.
>Getting into bed next to Sunset and keeping her close to you in the warmth under the covers.
"Shhh... Everything's going to be alright." You stroke the side of her head and whisper kind words into her ear.
>She starts to silence herself as she hugs you back. Slowing her shuddering breathing.
>"I love you so much, Anon. I love you so so so so so much..."
"I love you too, Sunset."
>Fall back onto the pillow with your ultimate eternal lover Sunset Shimmer. Be Anon.
>Be Anon.
>AnonAnonAnonAnon.
"Please don't cry. I'm here for you."
>Sunset sniffles and starts to smile the most beautiful smile you've ever seen. With your heads rested on the pillow and your faces touching by the nose.
>You kiss, long and deep. Proclaiming your eternal love over and over again.
>Be Anon.
>ANON.
>With SUNSET, your LOVER.

Is this acceptable enough for you guys?

>>28808113
No

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>>28808113
>>28808134
>Be Anon.
>Sunset has stopped crying.
>Thank GOODNESS.
>You let the door to her room close all the way. It closes because of magic or whatever.
>"Anon..." Sunset start to stutter. "I-I need you right now."
"You need me?"
>"I need you to be here for me."
>Knowing what she's been through, you know you can't let her down.
>She needs you, Anon.
>Be Anon.
>"Anon... can you do something for me?"
"Anything, Sunset. Anything."
>She doesn't say a word, only kisses you again, this time more passionately.
>You feel the endless love rush through your veins and through your synching heartbeats.
"I... love you so much." You manage to briefly say between increasingly eager kisses.
>Wrap your arms around the girl as you both lie on your sides together.
>Sunset is smiling widely now as she feels your embrace keep her warm throughout the cold night.
>You feel her arms do the same thing for you. Her tears are long gone now.
>You can now feel at east that your ultimate eternal lover forever and ever is happy now.
>Be Anon. ANON.
>In bed with your lover SUNSET SHIMMER.
>She starts to curiously fiddle with the front of your pants. You soon realize what she needs you for, accepting her offer with some desires of your own.
>Cup her BEAUTIFUL face in your hands and kiss her once more. And again. And again.
>Soon moving your hands down to her chest, where she arches her back to let you have a better feel.
>"I... love you, Anon...."
"I love you too, Sunset."
>Kiss even more enthusiastically as you start to lift up the bottom of her shirt. You're hard now, and it's entirely for no one else but SUNSET SHIMMER.
>She starts to moan into your mouth, signaling that she wants to perch on top of you as you explore her.
>She sounds so happy now. So much happier than before.
>You want it to stay this way, caring about every second of Sunset's happiness.
>Pull her shirt off as the front of your pants are undone.
>Sunset runs her tongue up the ridge of your nose.

How about now?

>>28808187
>Sunset runs her tongue up the ridge of your nose.
l-lewd

>>28808213
Ehh, that only sounds seductive if your name's Schlomo.

>>28808187
You will continue this
You will not ask questions
You will write Sunset having sex with Anon and post it here
p-please

>>28808187
Nope still not

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I want to worship Sunset

>>28808264
>Nope still not
Oh well.
>>28808233
Since your post came first, I /might/ continue this. But hey, nothing stopping you guys from doing so.
>>28808213
>>28808227
Kinda made me smile.

>>28807144
Ember Spark

>>28808285
Does this mean I win?

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>>28808361
You only win if you continue the story and finish it so I don't have to. But I'd also win because I didn't have to keep typing it. It's a win-win situation.

>>28808386
Nah brah. I win.

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>>28808400
Guess that makes two of us, then. Have an anime Sunset instead of me finishing the one-shot.

>>28808418
I want you to continue it though

>>28808418
Then I will take it as a trophy. Let it be known that on this day an Anon beat GreentextSavant and that anime Sunset is proof! Mawahahahaha

>>28808521
Can't be that kind of trophy for you if we both had the same goal, Anon. No one beat anyone because we both got what we wanted.
Though, if I change my mind and decide I want to continue it like tomorrow or something, then your trophy would be in trouble, wouldn't it?
>>28808454
A little late for that, Anon. But here's a paste for your compensation. http://pastebin.com/TCVL6SgX

>>28808548
You just don't like to play fair do you?

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I demand that all of you stop posting pictures of my wife right now
She's mine, not yours

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>>28808682
Naw

>>28808548
You better not change your mind. My trophy is sacred. I'm warning you.

>>28808386
>that gif
black widow in training
that was an awesome (and hot) move
nothing like getting slapped in the face with a pussy, then thrown down on a mat, eating it and her muff
too bad that was a kid in the gif, otherwise I'd be fapping right now
out of a scale of 1 - 10, women who can kick ass puts me at a 12
Sunset is one of those types and she's a fiery red head, so my boner transcends the mortal realm!

>>28808682
Those numbers beg to differ, Sunset is mine forever and always.

>>28808889
wew lad

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>>28808889
You tried. You tried.
Here, have some pizza.

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>>28808889
And some doughnuts.

>>28808983
I wish there were Krispy Kreme in my state. Dunkin Donuts drove the only one out of business.

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>>28808889
Came close but came after Sunset

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>>28808978
>>28808983
Here, having something healthy.

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>>28809115
get that shit outta here m8

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we need to vote Sunset Shimmer into the 4CC cup team

>>28809607
I don't know how to do that. I've never been much into soccer.

>>28810042
there's a poll near the end of the 4CC thread, click on it and tell them you want Sunset as a player
I'm not into soccer either, but we need her on the team so she isn't a piece of paper that says >nohooves in it

>>28808187
>Be Anon.
>As your pants drop the front of your 11 foot baton smacks Sunset in the face.
"I'm sorry!" you gasp as you cradle her. You wouldn't want to EVER hurt your one true love SUNSET SHIMMER.
>"It's ok Anon, as long as it's YOU, I don't mind."
>Vowing to never hurt YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUNSET SHIMMER again, you gently lay her onto the bed.
>Again you cup your hand to her cheek.
"I want to show you how much I love you."
>Slowly, deliberately, you pull dawn her pants and her panties.
>And now your head rests between her thighs.
>You eject your slithering tongue deep into her flower and twist and turn your way through her urethra.
>Your tongue morphs its shape into a thin tube and you begin massaging SUNSET SHIMMER'S FALLOPIAN TUBES.
Looking up you see Sunset's face contort into one of extreme pleasure and lust.
>"An-- aa, uhn Anohn-AAA!"
>She barely legibly calls your name as your rupture her innocence once again.
>Reeling your tongue back in like a retractable vacuum cleaner power cord, you lick your lips.
"DELI-cious."

>>28810168
"Now onto the main course."
>You spread YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE SUNSET SHIMMER'S legs far apart.
>Your 11 foot penile destroyer magnetically lines up with her hole.
>You lower your head next to Sunset's and whisper,
"You ready?"
>Eyes closed, she frivolously nods her head.
>Without any delay your 11 foot love piston crams its way into SUNSET SHIMMER'S VAGINA.
>Her walls tighten around you as all 11 feet enter her.
>A force pushes you back out as Sunset screams.
>A torrent of SUNSET SHIMMER'S PUSSY JUICE floods out of her forcing your 11 foot titanium pole to quickly evacuate.
>Not if you have anything to say about it.
>With renewed vigor, you plunge your 11 foot cervix punisher against the flow.
>Plugging up the torrent once again you are completely enveloped in SUNSET SHIMMER, YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE'S internals.
>Sunset's head violently jerks back as you hilt her again.
>Using her breasts for leverage you rapidly thrust your 11 foot collapsible ruler in and out of her.
>"Ungh- ah, NYAAAH-HAAA"
>Grunting hard you feel yourself reaching your own climax.
>Swiftly moving your hands from her breasts to her waist you pull Sunset into youuas close as you can.
>Your 11 foot sewage launches its delivery of seed into Sunset with enough force to push her back against the wall of her bedroom.
>But you couldn't stop it, as the room soon becomes flooded with your burning hot love for Sunset Shimmer.
>Eventually it dies down to a trickle and then stops, and you collapse onto the bed with your head rested on Sunset's thigh.

>>28810336
"I love you," you breathe.
>Sunset mutters some incomprehensible gibberish in response.
>Close enough.
>You're glad you made SUNSET SHIMMER YOUR GIRLFRIEND happy.

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>>28810336
whoops, at's meant to read 11 foot sewage pipe.

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>>28809097
you can't unsee this now

>>28810168
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>>28810336
>>28810366
http://i.imgur.com/9ghSwXi.jpg

>>28810448
You absolute madman.

>>28809277
>that filename

I'm hard as a rock right now

>>28811542
I'd watch it.

>tfw sunset will never call you up in the middle of the night asking you to come over to her house and she calls for you from the restroom and when you walk in her face is redder than her hair and you ask whats wrong and after a little she tells you that she hasn't shit in 5 days and when she finally got to go the shit is trapped halfway out her asshole and she needs you help to take it out so she stands up and there is a forearm thick log of shit sticking out of her ass and you grasp it and pull it out like some kind of weird shit snake and its like 2 feet long and so big that you have to moosh it up into smaller pieces so it all flushes

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>>28812172

>>28812172
Has Sunset been eating MREs?

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>>28812172
truly, there is no god

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>>28807857
Yes we did. Great to have you back BTW.

>>28812172
>tfw you will never shave her red pubic hair and tickle her with the buzzer.

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I want to have a filly daughter with Sunset

>>28812324
This, now matter how shit my mixed race genes are, the kids would be cuties because sunset is perfect in every way.

>>28812172
(((((((((((((((((O_O)))))))))))))))))))))))
???????????????????????????

>>28812410
>>>/reddit/

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>>28812406
>mfw I can give Shimmy my full German genes

>>28812419
No one's stopping you from going back, homo.

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>>28812172
DELET THIS

>>28812434
>>28812419
>>28812410
No
We don't do this shit in SSG
Don't start a stupid fight
Stop now.

>>28812445
youre not the boss of me now

>>28812429
Lucky. Don't let anyone ever shit on you for being white, they're just jealous.

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>>28812462
I never thought I'd ever have anyone say that to me.
Thanks, Anon.

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Weird and vague question

Does anybody have the paste for the sunset story where sunset gets home and anon broke into her apartment and was just fucking around? Gilda steals here car, derpy was there and had a fat ass, and there was a bit with iron will in a hummer limousine.

If anybody has any idea what I'm talking about and can help I'd appreciate it, I remember it being funny as fuck.

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>>28812489
I dont know what you're talking about but that sounds like a great plot for Hangover 4
Also
>iFunny watermark
I got you fampai

>>28812489
http://pastebin.com/swLg2bLz

>>28812554
You the man

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Love the shamwow

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>>28812770
How can someone not?

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>>28813090

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>>28813122
Someone can't handle the Shim.

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>>28812172
I don't even know what to say honestly

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>>28813127
Can't handle ugly caricatures of our beloved goddess

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>>28813182
I thought it was cute.

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>>28813186
>Thought it was cute
The eyes are to far apart and the proportion in size from eyes:head is way too small.

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>>28813203
Uh
Well, different strokes, I guess

>>28812406
>>28812429
>>28812462
>>28812481
The false-flagging in this thread is real.

test

>>28813548
This. I thought I was the only one who noticed it.

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>>28808521
You are cringiest kid I've ever seen on 4chan

>>28812429
Yes, you have the advantage on every cringe compilation (emos, bronies , weebs , otakus and minecraft kids) I've said this before, I'm not trying to be racist but why are 95 percent of cringe videos full of whites? I'm a spic dude , my stereotype is that we steal a lot and I get it, you might not be cringy but why are some many whites emos and otakus or fat?

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>>28808521

Daily reminder to love and cherish sunny buns.

Daily reminder to better yourself and work hard as if you were doing it all for her.

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>>28813678
>>28813774

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>>28813917
A joke is something funny

>>28813696
I don't know man.
I just try to pretend like that shut doesn't exist.
White people do weird things.

I smell shitposters somewhere ITT

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>>28814286
I don't know what you're talking about.

If you had to choose between Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer, or Sunset Shimmer, and you could only choose one while the other three would lose and leave with tears in their eyes, which would you choose?

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I want to suck on Sunset's feminine penis

>>28815777
Id choose the cyanide in my pocket. I don't want to ever seen Sunset cry.

>>28816024
That would be Sunset Glare you're after.

>>28816024
I want to get her pregnant and then stay in the delivery room when it's time just so I can hear the doctor tell one of the nurses to move her balls out of the way so he can actually see the baby while it's coming out.

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>>28816213
Yeah
Everyone knows that the actual Sunset's dick is huge and way bigger than yours

>>28816241
hot

>>28816245
>Sunset
>Dick
Kek is this what the closet gays actually believe?

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>>28816555
Sunset has the biggest dick out of the mane 6
Prove me wrong

>>28816636
You are the one making the claim, therefore, you need to provide the evidence.

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What the hell, guys?
I leave the thread for a day and everyone's gay now.

>>28816636
Just how big is her femme dick anyway?

>>28816736
It's not gay. It's futa. There's a difference

>>28816736
Nah just one or two closed gays.
>>28816824
>There's a difference
Yeah the difference is you still haven't come out of the closet.

>>28816824
It's horse-sized and shaped

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I'd praise that Sun

>>28817032
>I'd praise that Sunset
FTFY

>>28816851
But it's on a girl, therefore not gay

>>28815777
I would choose all of them
green when?

>>28816736
>now
>>28816891
this is one of the acceptable answers
IF Sunset was futa, she would have a horsecock and horsepussy

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So as long as it don't have a y chromosome, its not gay.
That's the rule.

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>>28818505

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>>28819078
I love that semen demon

>>28819078
I wonder of Sunsets still got that demon in her.

>>28819234
It'd be awesome if she could switch between the demon and Day Dream.

The angel for people she wants to save and the demon for villains she wants to destroy.

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>>28819273
Or maybe they're in her head and give her conflicting advice on what to do

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>>28819273
That sounds amazing.
There is probably very few people Shimmer wouldn't try to help or redeem when she fights them

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>>28819305
Yeah, like those disgusting fish people
They should be gassed

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>>28819316
I'd love to have them do a things where when she gets angry, her demon wings sprout or her hair changes into her demon fire hair

>>28818730
>"And it was in that moment that she knew: she fucked up/"

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Some nice Shimmers in this album
http://burning-heart-brony.deviantart.com/gallery/60837738/MLP-Ask-Me

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Do you think they will ever reconcile?

>>28819767
Maybe when the writers are actually good at their jobs

>>28817148
If there is a penis there it is a guy that's all there is to it. Anyone trying to say otherwise is in denial and in the closet.

>>28820045
This, be a proud bi, faget.

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Goodnight, Shimbo

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>>28820306
>Not posting the coloured version
Shimmy would be disappointed in you anon.

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>>28819748
That's really cool! Thank you, Shimmy-bro.

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>>28820363

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>>28820721

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>>28820727

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"Hey Anon, want some beer?"

>>28820761
But sunny, I'm only 20 years old

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"Hey Anon want to go conquer some neighboring kingdoms?"

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"Hey Anon, want to go to church with me?"

>>28819609
When your waifu roleplays.

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>>28821013
>>28820999
>>28820761
I want you, Sunny Bunny.

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"Hey Anon, is it just me or have we become increasingly more distant? I feel like I keep trying on all these different costumes and going through all these lifestyle changes but nothing seems to get your attention anymore. I wish you had more time away from your job so we could spend more time together."

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"H-hey Anon, why aren't you real? Please.. Hold me.. I need you right now.."

>>28821095
Hug you.

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>>28821030
>>28821095
S-stop. It hurts.

>>28816024
same

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She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.

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>>28821095

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If Sunset Shimmer would sing this to me is be the happiest/horniest man in the world.

https://youtu.be/sKMcA02L-wQ


Something about the French female singing voice gets me going fast

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>>28821573
I want to bring Sunset Satan back out of her.

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>>28821573
I want sunset to sing this to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfr7HAI0OKs

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>>28821700
I want to serenade her with this song
https://youtu.be/eKKdy4ucD7Y

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I want to hold Sunset's hand until she goes awoo~

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>>28821943
Well she goes awoo a lot so it would be over pretty fast

>>28822077
That would not make it any less worth it.

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Hey guys, I did an artists rendition of Sunset. What do you think?

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>>28822077
More hoofhands pwease.

>>28822118
No ocifer, I'm not hi how are you/10

>>28820997
>tfw in USA you can join army and kill people earlier than taste beer

>>28822373
Yes, because your brain doesn't fully develop until you're 25 you retard

>>28822373
In my fucked up state of cali, the smoking age got raised to 21, so in my life, I got the right to smoke in 2013 when i was 18, lost it, and got it back as I've recently turned 21, rediculous.

>>28822416
so you basically imply that US soldiers have undeveloped brains?
oh god my sides

>>28822434
Everyone under 25 does
Militaries enlist people under that all over the world

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Are you guys still
member
The sunset ginger edit threads?

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>>28823164
Gingers give me a strange boner.
Is Sunset ginger?

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>>28823189
yes
very
ginger

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>>28823189
she turned into a demon, this means she had no soul, so yes, she is a ginger
I'd give her my soul if it made her happy

>>28823203
>freckles
disgusting
it looks like some kind of terminal disease

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alright, so I went ahead emailed a custom daki making place and hopefully I'll hear back about them doing pic related with 3D boobs and butt

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>>28823215
It's okay anon. It's not your fault that you have a shit taste.

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>>28823247
>Oversized tits and ass

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>>28823267
>not wanting your winky smothered in boobs and ass

>>28808286
would she grow up to be a rocker?

>>28808752
its staged

>>28823283
>being underage enough not to understand basic anatomy

>>28823267
You...have taste

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>>28823587
>not liking outrageous anatomy

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>>28823664
>having autism

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>>28823672
>not having autism

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>>28823203
W-wew

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>>28823164
>>28823203
>>28823208
>>28823266
That's not Sunset
Get that shit out of here

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>>28823714

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>>28823724
no

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>>28823724
If only there was a solution to your problem...

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>>28823774
>no bacon hair
>no squiggle
DELET

>>28780600
>You and Sunset begin to share the milkshake. But as this continues, something extremely uneasy washes over you.
>She's... sucking the milkshake out of the glass a lot faster than you are.
>You don't think anything of it at first, until she's finished and asks if you'd like another one.
"Wh-what?" You are shocked.
>"Can we get another milkshake?"
>Her eyes stare straight into yours, giving you some wort of haunting puppy dog expression.
>You have no choice but to give in.
>Sunset's eyes glow as you stand up to get her another milkshake. It's a good thing you brought a lot of money with you.
>Sunset soon downs milkshake after milkshake, leaving you with a hefty bill to pay once the two of you leave. But you don't notice anyone behind the counter.
>In fact, it seems as though everyone else in the shop has already left.
>You start to become uneasy yourself as the room starts to darken, but you keep getting up out of your seat to get another milkshake for Sunset Shimmer; they are magically appearing on the otherwise empty counter.
>But your body is moving on its own, outside of your control. And you strangely enjoy this, as Sunset sits there and sips more and more milkshake. Seeming to be sucking it into another dimension outside of this existential place.
>She pulls you over to the seat she's sitting in.
>The other straw pierces your lips and you find yourself sucking more of the milkshake that's starting to taste like every flavor on the menu.
>Sunset puts an arm around you and happily shares the milkshake with you.
>The room turns lighter until it looks like there's heaven all around you. The milkshake grows to an infinite size.
>After this, you drink the milkshake next to Sunset Shimmer forever.
>This is strangely what you wanted.

There. Now that one's over. I can get back to the other million and one stories I need to finish.

>>28823790
>no bacon hair
of course not, she doesn't have the mlp universe version of Poliosis and her hair is more red than yellow

>no squiggle
her realistic squiggle is just above her left eye

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>>28821736
Panic at the disco

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>>28824486
Fuck you, they're still good.

>>28824179
Thanks. That gave me an odd boner. I enjoyed it.

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>>28823714
>>28823731
Now we're talking.

>>28824179
>I can get back to the other million and one stories I need to finish.

I know your pain. It's a good pain, but a pain nonetheless.

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I love Sunset more than I'll ever love anyone else
Even 30 years from now I'll feel the same way

>>28806655

Reminder that your thread is shit and so your waifu

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>>28825112
You always say the nicest things

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>>28825004
same here, Shimmerbro

>>28808983
>"Hey, Anon! I brought you donuts!"
"Oh boy!"
>You lift the lid revealing the tasty morsels beneath
>They're fucking bagels
"These are bagels, Sunny."
>"Take one, Anon!"
"These are fucking bagels."
>"Eat them!"
"Why would you do this?"
>"Take a bagel, Anon. Take one!"
"Why would you lie to me, Sunny?"
>"Eat the bagels, Anon!"
"THESE ARE BAGELS WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS."
>"EAT THEM, ANON. EAT THE BAGELS."
"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT."
>"EAT THE GODDAMN BAGELS ANON!"
"JUST."
>"FUCKING EAT THEM!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>"EAAAAAAAAAAAT-
"OOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>"THEEEEEEEEEM!"

>Two hours later finds you panting and sweaty in bed with a naked Sunset
>A bagel around your dick
>You are a weak willed man

>>28823189
She's hispanic or tanned

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>>28826432
No she's orange

She's not orange she's amber.

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>>28826537
She's beautiful

>>28824872
eyyyy b0ss

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Does anyone else think that Sunset being smug or mad is the hottest thing ever?
I want her to smack me whenever she feels like it and call me all sorts of horrible names while looking like that.

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>>28827246
Honestly I'd let her do that to me if she wanted to, but it just seems kinda out of character for her right now

>>28827278
It's not out of character for her to be dominant
She tells everyone what to do all the time

>>28827461
But to slap and insult a person she (presumably) likes?

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>>28827466
But she would know that you like it

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>>28827474
Totally.

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>>28827316
DELET DELET DELET DELET DELET

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>>28827316
DELET

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I hope I see a beautiful bacon goddess when I wake up

>>28827743
Maybe I'm sick, but that pic looks like she's waking up while getting raped, most girls don't fuck with just their bottoms off, a camper must've snuck in her tent and thought he'd get a nut off on the hottest girl in school.

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>>28827835
Anon, please.
That's fucking stupid.

>>28827843
I agree, it's stupid.

I'm feeling lonely right now.. Do you think if she was real she would be ok with giving me a hug?

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>>28827974
Oh, definitely.

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>>28828091
>shoo be doo

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>>28828096
I wanna be like you-oo-oo, I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too!

I got off the ride for like 8 months finally caved in. Nice to see you niggers are still going.

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>>28828564
I would never abandon my waifu
we get as much hate as interracial couples got back in the 50's
if they can survive oppression and ignorant hate, so can we!

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What does her vagina taste like?
Smell like?

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>>28828699
>taste like
Honeydew
>smell like?
Strawberries N' Cream

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I-I can't do it anymore guys...I can't keep living in this world without her...

>>28828730
Too bad, suicide won't help you know

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>>28828730
You just gotta stay strong for her.
Imagine how sad she would be if she knew you killed yourself.

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>>28828730
She is your reward for a long lived life, Anon.
She is your Valhalla, your Heaven.
Go out and live the stories you'll be able to share with her when you finally meet.
Take up a new skill.
Get in shape.
See the world.
Do it for her!
Be the best Anon she knows you can be!
Be the Anon she deserves!

Love is what binds two hearts together for eternity.
Separation is a test of those bonds.
True love is the bond that never breaks.

>>28828657
Well I didn't abandon her. She was always in my thoughts but I just got bored of watching you faggots.

I get scared easily of horror movies. Do you think Sunset would make fun of me for being such a wimp?

>>28829317
>"Haha, you're such a faggot, Anon, it's just a guy in a suit, you can even see the zipper!"

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>>28829332
That's why I love sunset, she's the type to pick up a spider off the ground and ask if she can keep it.

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>>28829332
I would probably run out of the room and cry in embarrassment if that happened..

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>>28829586
She would laugh even harder at how much of a little bitch you are

>>28829705
She probably would, she told flash to get over Twi, she's a total hardass.

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>>28829705
>>28829714
You're probably right, she would think I'm a little bitch.

Why did I think she would be different? No one understands me..

>>28829739
>ellipses
>acting this angsty
I'm pretty sure everyone understands that you're some edgy underage faggot

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>>28829332
I'm a massive pussy when it comes to horror movies but I'd sit through it for her if she wanted me to. Id be watching through my hands though.
Spiders don't actually creep ne out though. I'm scared shitless of fish though.

>>28829739
Just be a huge joker, make fun of her bacon hair, it works. I grew up in an area where the boys and girls roasted each other, but we got along.

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>>28829758
She would probably wrap her arm around you and go "Don't worry, babe, I'll keep you safe" or something

>>28829776
HHHNNNGGGG

>>28829776
>"Don't worry, babe, I'll keep you safe"

This>>28829787

That would be so sweet of her. I would be so happy.

>>28829776
Ok that's fucking cute.

>>28829776
Shes the kind of girl who would want to be the big spoon.
Very dominant.

>>28829817
Let's not go too far, I ain't letting her leave the bed that easily, she is going to to be in front of me so I can poke her in the back with the boner to get her going.

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>>28829831
You don't have a choice

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>>28829849
I want to have a sexual power struggle with Sunset.

>>28829817
>>28829831
She is from a land of magical ponies where the female is the dominant one in the relationship.
>You and Sunset will never fight for dominance under the sheets.

>>28829924
I'll just flip her over, stare her right in the face and say"Well we're not in my dimension, are we?" right before slamming it in.

>>28829939
>She flips you over.
>"Oh yeah, I still got magic from that dimension."