Guys we've done it! This board is getting less shit every week.

>>28802905
But ponies are unfortunately still common.

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The board is shit because it's filled with nothing but hate circlejerks.

With all the whining about circlejerking on EqD and ponyville or whatever you faggots browse it's amazing that you don't see the hypocrisy with hate circlejerking.

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Might as well just make a thread-filter-general if people keep on making these threads.

>>28802928
>He doesn't want green about Anon's jizz encrusted carpel tunneled hands typing every possible combination of words shit threads could contain.

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>>28802905
I think that you are wrong.

>>28802959
I'll have you know jizz works very well as an ointment to stave off carpel tunnel

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>>28802928
This takes me back when I suggested we make a bitching and whining general a long time ago. That doesn't mean I was serious about making it though you stupid faggots

>>28802959
>Be anon.
>It's been 23 years since you were born on earth, all of which were spent on said planet.
>Rubbing your eyes, your mind is still hazy with sleep.
>You glance over at the clock.
>It reads 2pm.
>Shit, you somehow got up early.
>Tumbling out of bed, a loud creak echoes throughout your dingy apartment.
>Whether or not it was the sound of your bed protesting or of your bones screaming under the immense pressure exerted by your large frame you are not sure but it doesn't matter...
>You have work to do.
>Waddling over to your computer, you almost trip over your cankles but thankfully grab hold of the semen encrusted tissue paper stuck to the wall and prop yourself back up.
>Rubbing your now slightly damp hand against your cargo shorts, you flop down into the beanie bag infront of your computer and boot it up.
>You decide to play a game and close your eyes.
>Using your fantastic muscle memory, you open up internet explorer and navigate your way to your favourite board, /mlp/.
>Cracking open your eyes, you are filled with glee as you find yourself on the catalog.
>Truely you are the best 4channer the world has ever seen.
>You spin your greasy head around, eager to share your victory with all your friends.
>And there they lay, all 4 of your pastel coloured friends, slumped ontop of your bed.
>Truth be told they were a little faded but you still loved them nonetheless.
>They were great huggers after all.
>Should get around to giving them a bath though, they were getting a little crusty.
>You hope they are washing-machine proof.

>>28803297
>Turning your attention back to the computer, you attempt to crack your chubby fingers like they do in all the cool hacker movies but can't quite fit your fingers inbetween each other so just slap them together.
"Ah, I wonder what wonderful threads /mlp/ will have for me today!"
>You put your glasses on and peer at the screen, starting off with the first thread.
>Hmmm, OP's picture is Twilight. So far so good, Twilight is acceptable.
>Twilight is sitting in blank space, a small smile on her face.
>Yes yes, looks like she is infact sticking withing my headcannon and is not doing anything out of the norm. Good good. Thank god those disgraceful shippers haven't gotten to her yet.
>Wait a minute, what is that?
>Leaning into the screen, you can't contain your horror.
>WINGS!
>No no no, this will not do. This will not do at ALL.
>With barely contained rage, you open up the filters and block OP's thread, breathing heavily all the while.
>The nerve of some people, the NERVE.
>Wait a minute, what is this?
>Oh my, what a delectable little thread you have just found!
>The image is that of Nyx and the prompt is positively hilarious!
>'I want nyx to pee in my mouth'
>My my, what splendid wit!
>If only there were an upvote feature on 4chan.
>Oh well, guess you'll just have to change your ip and give this fine OP a few (you)'s, he deserves it after all.

>>28803306
KEK

>>28803306
You disgust me. Continue.

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>>28803306
Wait a minute, I know this faggot in this story. He does nothing but post that the next season will be the end of twilicorn, that discord will turn back to evil, calls McCarthy a racist, and a bunch of other autistic shit.

>>28802106
>>28802605
>>28803301

>>28802905
How many threads you got hidden now?

>>28802905
>>28803070
Sure you both look like lots of fun.

>>28802905
I never hide a thread but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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>>28803297
>>28803306
Such vivid detail

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I don't hide threads, I just report ones I don't like.

And it only took us all of four years.

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>>28802924

That's because they are anthro invaders. /mlp/ has been a pure hooves board since the beginning.

>>28806109
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Mostly they're shitty What do/What happens, IWTCIRD and it's variants, porn since it's going to get deleted anyway, fetish garbage, and last but not least, threads I'm just not interested in.