is this canon?

>>28801247
It probably won't be brought up in the EQG movies, so most likely not canon.

>>28801247
Yes, and it's awesome. It means all EQGfags are LITERAL cucks.

>>28801247
Yes.
No
Maybe
All of the above.

>>28801247
>EqG
>canon
>chocolate ice cream
Pick one. I pick chocolate ice cream.

>>28801247
It doesn't really matter. If your waifu doesn't express romantic interest in her source material, you don't have to see her expressing romantic interest. I don't see why people let Twitter comments from the staff affect their enjoyment of the show.

>>28801247
EVERYONE IS A KEK XDDDDDXDXDXDDDDDXDXDXDDDDDDXDXDXDXDDDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDXDCDXXXXXDDDDDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDCDXDXDZSXSXDXDXDXDCDXDDDDDDDXDXDXDXXXXXDDDDDD

>>28801327
You really, really, really, really should kill yourself. Sometimes people say this kind of thing as a meme, but I honestly believe that you should actually do it. Please, do it.

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>>28801247
I wish. Seeing Panko steal SA from that old bat would be wonderful.

>>28801418
>Pinkie likes to fuck married dudes.
>SA is her next target of conquest.

>>28801247
>eqg
>books
WOW! its double not canon

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>>28801418
>Pinkie successfully steals Shining from Cadence
>she now has to care for her husband's daughter

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>>28801433
>>28801444
>she's already comfortable with babies because of the Cakes
What a perfect keikaku. Also nice dubs.

>>28801247
Some scenario I can think off is that Shining's likes to drop by at Sweet Shoppe after/during patrols and thats where does Pinkie first met him. Their interraction is short, but Pinkie is taken by his politeness and guardian-like presence, and likes to imagine many scenarios by them together.

>>28801461
>Constantly offers to foalsit for them but Cadence knows this ploy.

https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/3/26/1117489/large.jpg
Canon.

>>28801247
What book is this.

>>28801247
Not even canon to EQG

>>28801247
Who the fuck is jonathan?read the applejack one

>>28801600
The horse at the other barn.

>>28801600
>>28801608
>Apples own half the land in ponyville
>Jonathan is likely her cousin

>>28801616
It all makes sense!

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>>28801600

>>28801620
You should come hang out in the JoJo thread. You'd fit right in.

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>>28801665
>generals

>>28801247
If it's not the show, it's not canonical.

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>>28801247
No, but this is.

>>28801737
hold on, EQG has its own canon, and this book COULD be canon to EQG but i don't think that's the case

>>28801439
or maybe it's a double-negative canon, making it show-tier canon

>>28801600
>Jonathan
>Johnny Apple Seed

So clever writers

>>28803450
you know jonathan is a type of apple right
>incest implications intensify

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>>28801247
>yes

>>28801433
>Shining's type is pink girls; Pinkie reminds him of a younger Cadance
>Pinkie always intentionally wears tight or revealing clothing around him to get his attention

Why hasn't their been a green of this yet?

>>28801247
Dash doesn't know what a crush is. They were talking about love and she was talking about sports. Probably because of her whole loyalty-purity thing.

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Apple jack i have something to say...
JONATHAN IS MINE CAN YOU HEAR ME ? IF I SEE YOU WITH HIM ONE SECOND I GO INTO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR FAMILY

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>>28805470
>even though it's just a non-canon book he still needs to damage control

>>28801418
>pinkie homewrecker pie
Why isnt this a thing?
I demand green, you all remember how close she was to SA during the one where PP knows?

Why


WHY

>>28806075

Strangest shitpost I have seen on this board

>>28805400
>>28806053
I was going to suggest we ask Marital Problems, but apparently they haven't had a thread in months. What happened?

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>>28801247
>Panko x Shining Armour

Yes. This is good.

>>28801247

>both pinkie travel through the mirror
>one of them like shining armor

The real question is if human ponka want the horse married dick or the horse ponka want the late teenager dick

>>28801247
>Rarity wouldn't mind taking the knot
sweet

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>>28806053
Some anon started something in a thread that 404'd because it was a cuck spam thread but yeah, we do need that homewrecker pie green.

>>28801247
>Rarity writing cursive
how can the average american even read it?

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>>28807406
LOKI WENT FULL NORMALFAG AND IS NEVER COMING BACK

>>28807474
>she's not even doing it correctly

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>>28801291
>>28801286
I think op is refering to the two gay guys in shop class

>>28801418
>>28801433
>>28801444
>>28801514
>>28805400
>>28806053
>>28807406
>>28807453
>>28807461
>>28807469

This is too much
There must be green of this, the thought of Pinkie being on married dudes is perfect

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>>28801514
i'll say

>>28801514
Thats some advanced kamasutra shit with the baby included.

>>28801247
>EQG
lol no

>>28801514
it looks like Flurry is pushing them together

that's hot

>>28808610

Shining has a thing for pink ponies
Do you think he would fuck Glimmer or Aloe?

>>28812079
>Implying he hasn't boned every [ink mare in Canterlot, Ponyville, and is working on the Crystal Empire.

>>28812079
did he fuck Celestia?

she is a very light shade of pink after all

>>28812149
Nah, he only sucked her dick.

>>28801247
>contradicts the movies
no

>>28812165
how

>>28812219
>Sunset says she liked Flash even though the movies say she didn't
This book was written by some literally who that probably hasn't even seen them

>>28812227
oh yeah

meh, i'm still headcanoning homewrecker pinkie

>>28801247
Once again the second I read Rarity's I thought she was talking about Twilight.

>>28812249
She just wants to fuck a dog.

>>28812079
no

but I'd bet he would fuck flurry

>>28812079
glimmer is a very light purple actually

>>28812253
She's saying the dog wants to fuck her.

>>28801247
it took me far to long to work out rarity was talking about spike and not twilight

>>28812426
Same thing.
Bitch gets a knot.

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>>28812093
>every pink mare in Canterlot, Ponyville and Crystal Empire
Do you guys think that once things calmed down on the crystalling Shining took the opportunity to call Ponks to the royal chambers?
Or Twilight's newest friend, Starlight?
Or Sunburst?

>>28812327
Looks pink to me

>>28801418
that would be hot

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>>28812249
Twilight is more purple than Spike. They were kind of asking for trouble with that description.

>>28801743
I-it's cool. I still have pony Twi.

>>28813573

Everyone on this thread agrees

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>>28814031
>

>>28814031
Human Twi is (was?) superior...