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I wish i was still dead, i was happier there
>be me
>last week
>walking home from the local barista
>walking by the a construction site
>hear someone say "look out you fucken idiot!"
>barely have time to react and got nailed in the back of the head by a stray brick
>all black now
>green begins to invade my vision
>look around to see twiggles and the rest
>they look worried and offer a hoof to help me up
>im so fucken happy
>can't reach twiggles hoof
>no.png
>being pulled away into a black abyss
>all black again
>wake up in emergency room
>i was dead for an hour and brought back by some fucken electric paddels
>mfw i found true happiness
>mfw life took it away from me
>mfw
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>>28800470
Before death, brain releases fuckton of dopamine and other chemicals, which give you the highest of highs you can imagine.
Or so I heard.
It was a halucination.
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>>28800510
Thanks for correcting the record.
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>>28800470
Fuck you, you fucking faggot.
Your pity party board is over here:
>>>/r9k/
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>>28800528
>CTR on /mlp/
Are you ok Anon?
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>>28800470
On the bright side, you can probably sue somebody and make lots of cash.
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>>28800470
You know what you have to do Anon
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>>28800470
Wait so what happened
Did someone throw a brick at you
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>>28800470
Why don't you just stop being a miserable little shit and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
https://www.coinbase.com
https://www.poloniex.com/exchange
https://bittrex.com/home/markets
https://c-cex.com/?id=trade
https://www.kickstarter.com
https://www.indiegogo.com
https://www.patreon.com
https://www.deviantart.com
https://www.fiverr.com
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>>28800648
Is it still worth to get into bitcoins/ethereum exchange?
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>>28800470
Why did the person call you a fucking idiot? Is it expected for people to walk around with their heads swiveled around backwards like owls in case a brick smacks them in the back of the head?
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>>28800470
you brain is so high on pony you will hallucinate it as your final moments when you die.
conclusion, die.
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>>28800625
>constructon site
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>>28801096
yeah but the guy called him an idiot, as if he was the one who threw the brick
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>>28800470
I feel like I should wear a shirt around constantly that says "If I die just fucking leave it", I'd be as depressed as you if my time was up and some sanctamonous leaching fucker decided I needed to pay him for bringing me back.
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>>28800470
>hour
at seven minutes after death the brain starts to die of oxygen deprivation
Fake and gay
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>>28801098
Or someone dropped a brick and was yelling at the other idiot contractor.
Then OP got brained and the guy probably went "WELL SHIT, NOW I HAVE PAPERWORK, IDIOT!"
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>>28801696
ever heard of IV and o2 tanks
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>>28802378
Either way there's no way blunt force trauma could have killed him without leaving severe brain damage. He wouldn't just wake up from resuscitation and be fine. If he was lucky he might be able to make a full recovery after months
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>>28800566
This. Get that money. Dude I worked with got hit by a big rig while he was on his bike. He walks with a permanent limp but he got 7 million out of it.
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>>28803751
If he does this it might be being a bad person, which would bar him from entry into Equestria.
It depends on the situation.
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>>28800470
Try taking LSD at high doses, you'll be back again with the pones, and the only thing that'll die, would be your ego.
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>>28800470
So why not just kill yourself if you've had a taste then anon? What's holding you back?
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>>28800470
bump
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>>28805366
the caped faggot known as reddit man strikes again!
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