>Walk into bathroom
>See this
What do?
>>28797220
Think nothing of it as Twilight Sparkle does nothing for me. She is boring as fuck and has been made obsolete by Starlight.
>>28797220
>no feet
Garbage.
>>28797220
Leave them to their business
>>28797236
I concur.
Such a great situation should not be interrupted. Spike probably never gets a chance like this, so I'd hate to ruin it for him.
Do a 360ยบ and fuck outta there.
>>28797220
Save Comrade Spike from his fascist leader Twilight
>>28797220
My mom bathed multiple kids at once when we were little. It's perfectly acceptable.
>>28797233
here's your reply
>>28797233
FAG
>>28797220
Room for one more?
>>28797220
hide another fucktarded wat do thread after making a stupid, unnecessary reply to said fucktarded thread.
>>28797233
pleb post of the year
>>28797233
Delet yourself
>>28797220
Tell Rarity she's getting cucked hard by her best friend.
>>28797220
Think nothing of it because ponies probably do family bathing like the Japanese.
>>28797220
Start crying because my wish actually came true for once
>>28797220
Grab my shotgun.
>>28797220
>"We're read for you... big boy."
>"Wh-What? Ready for what? Anon, what are we ready for?!"
"Nope."
>"Wait, what? Why not? We-We're SO ready! Look at Spike's butt!"
>"HOW ABOUT NO?!"
"NOPE. Not interested."
>"Come back here and fuck his little dragon butt then my winking pony pussy!"
>"Anon, help me!"
"Sorry, Spike, nope-ing the fuck out of here for the night! see you in the morning."
>"COME RAPE US!"
>"WHAT IS RAPE?!"
"NO."
>>28798520
>>"COME RAPE US!"
>>"WHAT IS RAPE?!"
>"NO."
>>28797220
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>28797220
Get out Twilight. Spike is gonna need a deep clean and I got the hands to do so.
>>28798704
And the pole for the hole.
>>28798520
Fucking glorious
>>28798704
>proceed to drown him
>>28797220
"I have a bathtub!?"
>>28797220
>"Get in loser, we're getting clean."
>>28797220
I would
>unzipdick
>walk away
>>28799491
>awarded congressional medal of honour
>>28797220
I don't get it.
>>28797233
First post best post
>>28800973
Samefag
>>28800986
I waited 16 hours not to get caught and I still did :(
>>28797220
>"Anon help! Her penis is sucking me down! It already ate my tail!"
>>28797220
Call child services and get Twilight sent to the dungeons for eternity.
Rape Twilight and assert my dominance.
>>28797220
Tell them they should buy a bigger tub.
>>28804085
Agree
>>28797220
Oh shit im sorry.
>>28804036
>Implying a Princess isn't above the law in Equestria
>>28797220
DELET THIS
>>28804120
There not above mob rule the highest law there is.
>>28798734
This guy knows what's up
>>28804036
>>28804120
>>28805120
>twilight gets sentenced to the dungeons for eternity
>celestia has her sent to her "special" dungeon, that's basically an underground hotel that caters to all her whims, including underage dragon boypussy
You truly do not understand how deep the rabbit hole goes when you have money, power, or political influence. They never lose, because the game is rigged in their favor.
>>28805272
Hence mob rule
Get an angry mob on her and no amount of coruption will save her.
>>28797220
I take a picture and show Rarity.
>>28797233
Yup yup let her be Appul is wayyyy better anyway
>>28805639
>Send the leader to the moon
And then what?
If they keep going
>Send the rest to the moon
She doesn't need to be 'saved', because she wouldn't be in danger in the first place.
>>28805639
>Hence mob rule
You do realize if Twilight turns on her Rainbow bullshit she is literally more powerful than every single pony and alicorn in the world combined. She's practically a God in pony form now.
>>28806760
She gets to play with all the little dragon penises she wants and she'll just zap any cunt who tries to stop her.
>>28797220