death of anon (writing time)

Scrape all the bark off the apple tree

>>28795662
>you slowly stand up and look around dazed and confused
>you walk wearily to the nearest tree
>you press your hand against the tree
>you grip the bark with your nails and tear chunks of it off
36/7/2 or 3 rerolls decides whats next

Uproot as many trees as possible till someone or somethingstops you

Boop the first sentient being you see.

>>28795732
>you look around and see a squirrel chewing on an apple
>you walk up to it and boop it on the nose
>it bites you
>you scream loudly in pain and hold the finger bitten close
>you back away from it
0/5/1/8 or 3 re rolls

>>28795761
I go to fluttershys house and ask her to marry me

>>28795761
Try to find sweet Apple acres

Look up at the sky. My waifu will be here any minute.

>>28795761
Rape all the ponies in equestria

>>28795765
>you think to yourself "who the fuck is flutter shy" and quickly abandon the thought
>you decide to walk around still wondering where the fuck is this place
(note:this anon doesnt watch the show or know any of characters)

>>28795793
*5/7/0/4 or 3 rerolls

>>28795793
Rape the first pony he sees

>>28795793
Go to canterlot and rape the royal sisters

>rape the squirrel

>>28795804
>you look around and see nothing but trees
>you continue walking down the trail
7/2/8/1

>>28795800
Bite the head off the squirrel and do the metal fingers

roll again for >rape the squirrel

>>28795832
This game is bullshit

>>28795847
>you look around you
who said that
>nothing answers your question

>>28795864
Go to the nearest town and rape all the ponies

>>28795864
6/40/2

>>28795882
Op kill yourself

>>28795882
Lose your clothes

>>28795882
Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy

>>28795882
Go to ponyville find twilight sparkle and rape her on a busy street

>>28795882
Op hang yourself so you can go to equestria

>>28795902
>you grip the sides of your head
WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING TO ME!
>your scream echos thought the feilds
5/9/3/0

>>28795924
Go to ponyville and rape twilight sparkle in front of her friends

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>>28795924
Become #damaged

>>28795935
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO RAPE PEOPLE
>you bang your head against a tree
>you slowly pass out from brain damage and blood loss
2/0/3/1

>>28795959
They're not people they are ponies. now go to ponyville and rape twilight sparkle in front of her friends!

>>28795959
Find the ponies.
Rape the ponies.

kill yourself because this is a shitty thread

>>28795959
How can we die if we're already dead?

>>28795959
>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO RAPE PEOPLE
THIS IS WHAT WE DO HERE SHITTER

NOW TAKE OUT THAT COCK AND FUCK THE SQUIRREL THAT BIT YOU

>>28795983
...
>hours pass before a orange pony notice our body against the tree
>she rushes over to us
7/5/1/0 decide what she does

>>28796083
Nurse us back to health

>>28796101
?:thats a gosh darn good idea me
>she then drags you to a barn house and puts us in a hay pile and covers us with a blanket
6/7/5/3 decides our fate

>>28796127
She rapes us

>>28796143
?:who in tarnation said that
>she darts her head to the side looking for the pony who said that
5/6/3/2

>>28796176
>Applejack rapes the Anon

>>28796228
Re roll

>>28796236
>she looks down
why the fuck would i rape him
>she walks away from the barn
(note:every command you make they hear )
6/7/2/3

>>28796295
>A nuke falls from the sky and destroys this shitty game

>>28796295
Rape the Applejack.

>>28796309
Re roll

>>28795630