You wouldn't breed a pony.

>Wanting to fuck a literal low-functioning autistic pone
Maudfags are retarded. Just like her.

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>>28793693

But I like Maud.

>>28793698
Because you're so much like her?

>>28793693
>>28793704 (You)

>>28793704

No, because she's so stoic.

>>28793704
She's the only pony that canonically has a college degree

>>28793751
Pinkie has a canon degree in Partyology, though, right?

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>>28793691
I would breed the fucking autism so hard out of that horse. I wouldn't stop until her belly bulged with my nut.

>>28793761
No she has a party cannon with a high degree of accuracy

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>>28793741
This type of dialogue in hentai, both manga and anime, really turns me off. It's okay if the girl comments about the Dixon Cider once or twice, but anymore than that is just unnecessary.

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>>28793880
suit yourself

>ywn paint the inside of a mare white

Why live

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>tfw

>>28793693
not even remotely close to good b8

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>>28794274
>good b8
>good

>>28793691

He don't know me very well, do he?

>>28794477
>you wouldn't circle-tool-edit a dictionary

I would
>tfw

Baseless speculation: like any other Earth pony mare, Maud Pie regularly goes into heat. She can usually be found out working at the furthest reaches of the farm during the day, returning to the family home only for sleep. Reserved as ever, if not more so, the only clue as to her returned anestrus is a flat, toneless "Morning" to her parents and sisters. All is then as it was before.

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>You wouldn't bread a pony.
No I would.
I would also pee a she and mouth the cherries.
>Id also have my nervous central removed body from as well while I'm at it.
>Check em dubs also yes.

>>28793880
>reading hentai dialogue

>>28795337
would I

>>28795024
I'd definitely help her get some plowing done

>>28793691

Why wouldn't I?

No, seriously. Why wouldn't I? Pones are intelligent, sapient beings. As long as she's above the legal age of consent it's perfectly fine.

>>28795537
/pol/ wouldn't approve of your halfbreed kids
your waifu's parents might not, either

>>28795635
>/pol/ wouldn't approve of your halfbreed kids
well thank fuck /pol/ doesn't actually have any influence outside of their mother's basement

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>>28793995
Kanashiipanda, of course. I was so curious where you found these. Until I read the name in the bottom. Then it all made sense. The eyeball.

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What the fuck is going on?

Did we get a new fucking Nazi mod or something? What a cunt, deleting and banning over frivolous shit. So swallow a cock you power hungry nigger.

>>28795704
I'm honestly not sure why those posts were deleted. They were just a couple chubby poners.

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>>28795746
*pregnant poners

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>>28795767
Ahh, right. My bad.

>>28795679
>/pol/ doesn't actually have any influence
Have you been paying any attention to the US presidential election?

>>28793691
>You wouldn't breed a pony.
I would if I could.

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>>28796248
You can, you just gotta try my friend.

>>28793691
You liar, I would 100% breed a pony. Specifically, an earth pony.

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>>28796734
I would 100% breed a pegasus pony.

How can one deny them wings?

>>28796765
Earth ponies probably get pregnant easier. Not to be one to complain about all the extra sex, but there's something magical about knowing with exact certainty that you're right about to knock up a fertile mare.

>>28793773
Underrated post

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>>28796807
I want a big feathery family with cozy, cuddly nesting instincts.

I bet pegasi would be fluffier and warmer too, what with high altitude flying and living.

>>28793693
o rly? thats fine because then me and maud can be autistic together

>Impregnate a mare
>Motherly instincts intensifies
>You wake up from a nap to find her preening your hair

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>>28796883
This pleases me.

>>28796807
I'd want a nice little cloud house with my pegasus wife, where we will breed all over the cloud and anyone below can think it is just raining. Eventually, healthy pegasus foals will come along, and they won't have to be stuck on the ground, wallowing in the dirt like those filthy earth ponies.
I also want wings

>>28793768
1000%

>>28796883
I would just pretend to be asleep

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>>28796846
Pega family would be the cutest.

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>>28796984
cutest

>>28796903
My that's a nice pretty pegasus pony you have there.
Mind if I breed her?

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>>28797028
I'd breed a unicorn.
Because they need love too, and numbers.

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>>28797219
She is MY broodmare.

>>28793691
I would not breed her, but I would fuck her. Breeding implies that I want to get her pregnant and that is fucking disgusting. I just want to fuck her and let go inside of her.

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>>28797259
You disgust me.

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>>28797259
>Breeding implies that I want to get her pregnant and that is fucking disgusting.

>>28797258
Fine be that way, deprive me of my qt pegathuth.

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I want to breed this breautiful horse here und create many purple ponies with her.

>>28797386
Top waifu material. Would turn into a glowing mother and help teach our children.

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>>28797393
I can't think of a single pone I wouldn't want to do that to.

>>28797401
>Anon arrives in Equestria one or two hundred years after the events of the show
>Fall in love with an adult alicorn Twilight
>Manage to conceive
>Have 5 foals in total
>Name each of them after her former friends

As if a mare would ever let a human touch her.

>>28797421
its a much more xenophilic, open society anon

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>>28797421
Interspecies relationships on a world with more than one sapient species are probably not that uncommon.

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>>28797421
Ponies are very touchy, affectionate creatures, anon.

>>28797428
>>28797431
How many interspecies relationships have you seen in the show or comics?
The only one that came close is spikes hard-on for rarity and thats still one sided.

Face it heretics! Pone would never love human.

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>>28797448
That's where you're wrong.

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>>28797555
Trips don't lie.

>>28797555
trip god speak the truth. also holy fuck that image is lewd

>>28797569
Well how else do you make a baby?

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>>28797571
Science?

Hell ya I would ;3

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>>28797569
They're just wrestling.

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>>28796846
I would breed those twins all night long

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>>28797653
mine

>>28793691
Dude, any thing is fuckable when you add a hole to it.

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>>28797662
You wouldn't be able to handle these cuties.

>>28797653
>>28797662
>>28797702
Why don't you share? Each of you gets one sister and every week you switch waifus for a night

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>>28797702
MINE

>>28797669
then try a garbage disposal

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>>28797709
I'll fight you m8.
>>28797708
>Sharing waifu.
Sounds like something a pleb would say.

>>28797669
yes but is it breedable?

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>>28797730
if dubs then screw you both they're my waifus

and i wont share because you didnt want to even consider it

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>>28796846
>>28797653
>>28797662
>>28797702
>>28797709
>>28797730
>Breeding twins
All of my unf!

>>28796326
Is there a more detailed version of this?

>>28797752
The twins will be mine to breed.

>>28797775
says no dubs

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>>28797760
>breeding twins
How about breeding sisters?

>>28797775
With twins. Twins from twins.

>>28797794
>two different sets of twins from the twins

>>28797799
Just like those two sets of dubs.

>>28797792
Are they actually sisters? I thought they were just close friends in gardening.

If so, even more unf. Roseluck is topcute.

>>28797792
>"We're a package deal!"

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>>28797823
u-unf

>>28797708
found the cuckception

>>28797823
I have no problem with that, in fact I am only more invested.

>>28797823
>>28797839
>"We heard that you tend to last longer than the average pony, Anon. Don't you worry; we'll take turns~"

>>28797903
>several months later taking care of three thoroughly bred earth pone mares

>>28793691
correct

>>28797909
I need this

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>Forgetting most breedable pegasus
For shame, all of you! All of that passion, all of that stamina - all of that body! I guess I'll be the one grounding her for months at a time as her belly fills with one foal after another.

>>28797772
https://derpibooru.org/855480

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>>28797998
But I wanna breed Fluttershy...

>>28798002
what a lewd tag
https://derpibooru.org/1271700

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>>28798004
Okay. You can have her, I know where I'm going to be.

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>>28798083
Excellent.

There's gonna be a baby boom in Equestria.

>>28798083
In your dreams?

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>>28798100

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Gonna be needing some breeding green

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>>28798100
Aren't we all?

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>>28798100

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>>28798133

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No, I wouldn't breed a pony.

That's why I have this image on my hard drive.

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>>28797386
For the purpose of exuding sincerity, I whole-heartedly concur.

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>>28798311
I need it.

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>>28795701

>tfw Kanashiipanda's doing more anthro instead of more horse clop

>>28798311
>>28798397
post some more

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>>28793995
>Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
Who indeed.

>>28798586
Yeah :/ really sucks

Tfw thinking about suicide not because I'm unhappy with life but know that I lack the ability to find a woman that would bring me as much happiness as these ponies might in the next life

>>28793691
>You wouldn't breed a pony.
You're right, I wouldn't.

Ponies are not for sexual.

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>>28798672
hohohoho

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>>28798672
But that's wrong.

>>28798732
>anonfilly
literally garbage

>>28798748
Anoncatbird is much more appropriate

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>>28798748
Anonfilly is built for breeding. Just look at those hips.

>>28798829
its like some weird transsexuals fever dream

>>28797792
>>28797823
>three earth ponies
>[sound of bones snapping under load]

>>28798934
nah dont worry

between the three of them youll go fifteen minutes

>>28798934
Worth it.

Bump for breeding

>>28798934
The horror, THE HORROR

>>28797448
>What is Pinkie and her griffon fetish?
>What is Twilight Sparkle
>What is Sunset Shimmer?

>>28799920
And the rest of the equestrian population?

Not even real life mares are attracted to humans.

>>28799953
>dash and gilda
>chrysalis and shining armor
>discord and fluttershy

>>28799958
>Friends
>She used him to conquer Equestria
>'Friends'

>>28799953
>not even real life mares are attracted to humans
When they're in heat, mares aren't very picky. they'll bang anything that moves

>>28799970
That's just a wish fullfilment by desperate horsefuckers.
I worked with horses. When mares go in heat they don't turn into sex hungry predators. They show some interest towards stallions/geldings but to human males.

People who spread around how mares would fuck their male handlers too death are just trolls or idiots who have no clue about horses.

Earth poner best breeder

>>28799998
Just because mares want nothing to do with you dosent mean it's the same for everyone else

>>28799953
From a logical perspective, there are humans that would a pony, it would follow that a similarly sentient creature could have similar fetishes, assuming they have sex for pleasure, especially in a society that fosters cross-species interaction

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>>28799998
So you are one of those vet / animal handler / breeder Anon, huh? We got quite a lot of them.

>>28800022
There some things in ponies that humans do find attractive. But what would ponies find about humans desirable?

We are hairless, have small eyes, are predators and are bipedal.

I see no logical reason why the average mare would want to get it with a man, especially if there are stallions there.

Twillight and Sunset Shimmer's case are dubious at best. Both were turned temporarily into humans. There is a high chance that it messed with their perception too. If we see pony twilight lusting for Human Flash Sentry's dick and not his pony version then ponies could perhaps have a thing for humans.

>>28800017
Just because you force or bribe them to let them to you fuck doesn't mean they are attracted to you.

>>28800027
So you are one of those 'horse experts' Anon, huh? Tell me about your romantic love story with you and your mare.

>>28800062
>We are hairless, have small eyes, are predators and are bipedal.
We're also big, cuddly and loyal, like dogs.

>>28800070
t. PhD in fictional horse romance

>>28800103
You mad?

>>28800106
No, cause I just got a (You). That made my day

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>>28793691
>Not posting this pic

Shame on you, thread

>>28800147
I would download one.

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ahem... I have come to breed your ponies

>>28797448
Rev up for torches because it's time to burn a nonbeliever

>>28800496
Mares don't find men attractive. Deal with it.

>>28800522
Anon, it's pretty much nonsensical to argue that your interpretation of an imaginary creature is correct.
You're not the same guy from the Ember threads, are you?

>>28800552
What about real life mares?

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>>28800596
It stands to reason rl mares do since they can smell hardon's and have been known to present.

>>28800596
I cant breed IRL mares but there is a chance that I might be able to breed a magical pony.

>>28800596
I don't take any stance on the reproductive preferences of real mares because I'm not an expert and my standard of evidence is higher than just hearing it on the internet from some random guy.

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All the pegasi.

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I want to breed the Pip.

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>>28793691
I want to breed this pony.

>>28800647
>>>/mlpg/
>>>/homo horse/

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>>28800647

>>28800660
As long as it's cute i don't mind really.

>>28800709
Barely thread related.

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>>28793995
>Flood my fuck box with your baby batter!
Every time.

>>28798852
ikr? It's like some dude's suppressed homosexual nature coming to light. "okay so i transform into a pony right? but... BUT.... I'm a GIRL pony! and oh no i have sex with sooo many stallions and i get to be the sluttiest little mare but it's not gay because i'm a giirrlll pony"
You can't get off to the idea of being a girl and getting dicked without actually be legitimately for-realsies gay for homo-cock.

>>28800070
Anon went from zero to salt in less than two posts. Methinks >>28800027 and especially >>28800017 hit a nerve.

>"Horses don't actually have sex with people."
>>"Maybe horses just don't think you're pretty."
>"NO SHUT UP FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKNIG ABOUTREEEEEEE"

>>28800660
Please stop linking faggots to mlpg.

>>28801125
I don't see the problem.

Isn't that where all the faggots go.

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Daily reminder that Earth ponies are most suitable for a proper breeding.

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>>28801145
yes.

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>>28801145
>>28801193
Daily reminder that pegasi make the best lovers.

I want celestia to have nam flashbacks everytime she sees my centaur children

>>28801618
kek

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This mare has a request.

>>28801694
>"Where's my fucking money, Anon?"

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Consensual mating.

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>>28801745
Is best mating.

http://i.imgur.com/9EtLHcX.png
I'd definitely use my mottled, 19-inch horsecock to pump Twilight full of my cum. My big, fat flare will stuff up any gaps as my hot stallion sauce squirts into her, preventing any of it leaking out as I ejaculate.

>>28801802
Your pony wouldn't have enough blood to sustain such an erection. Enjoy being an impotent fuck.

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>>28801802
fucking furries

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>>28801808
Well it was supposed to be an exaggeration anyways. As you can see in the Imgur link I posted my OC's horsecock is only a foot long at the most.
>>28801821
Pic related.

>>28801843
Wanting to fuck an animal and wanting to be one are two very different things.

Also your OC is fucking shit.

cummingAttractions.wmv

>>28801745
That's outside of Penko's heat cycle, though.

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Protip: Country mares think a family of eight is normal.

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>>28802498
How many foals?

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>>28802435
so do most pegasi

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>>28802557
All of them.

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This thread is PERFECT for my mixed breeding/impregnation/pregnancy fetishes.

Keep up the good work desu

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>>28802632
That's good.

>>28800062
Wow there anon, calm down.
Just because you hate the human race or smth doesn't mean we don't have any qualities that would make them wet.
It's totally LOGICAL for two sentient species to be able to fall in love with each other.
If communication is possible, and that the culture isn't incomparable, I guess.
Whether they're herbivores/quadrupeds/mexicans is totally irrelevant.

>>28801802
Your OC is shit anon, and you'll never have a 19inch horse cock.
I'm sorry.

>>28802879
This.

>>28800062
>have small eyes
Like foals do? We'd probably be kind of cute to ponies.

>>28802879
Logical...?
Nigga you serious?!

Let's be real here. Sex between two dif species is sinful and against the Bible. So if you're going to fantasize about it then you at least shouldn't judge others for the same thing.

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>>28803244
Let's put this post through a checklist.

Funny?
No.

Clever?
No.

Enlightening?
No.

Is it at least insulting?
No.

I declare this post as spam.

>>28803270
You forgot true.

>>28803244
I don't think it really covers something like this.

But if I can get me a catholic/orthodox pony waifu to plant my seed in then I'll be set.

>>28803370
I wonder that myself, the Bible says not to fornicate or commit adultery, and also says that lusting after someone is sinful too, but fictional characters aren't even people. So are they okay??

>>28802932
You underestimate the potential capabilities of future biotechnology. All I have to do is live 15 or 20 years more and I can have robotic surgeons transplant my brain into a bioengineered pony body.

>>28803370
It does in the old testament but as almost everyone forgets, the entire point of Jesus was "that shits outdated here's how to act"

>>28803458
Sure, and 30years ago they told me cars would fly and I'd be able to buy an hoverboard.
This kind of tech won't be out for another 100years at least, sorry anon.

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>>28801007
In my defense, I'm one of the few in that thread that are only there for the cuter greens. The lewd is an unneeded bonus.

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>>28795068
>being this much of a shitlord

>>28803480
Not according to Ray Kurzweil. His projections have been fairly accurate with a small margin of error for the most part. Also I've read about emerging technologies like 3D bioprinters, which can print organs using cell cultures. If they can print organs then maybe they can print an entire body from a collection of organic material. There's also the fact that CRISPR has made genetic engineering infinitely more affordable than it was before.

Besides even if that is true I can just arrange to have myself frozen and then revived in the future when such technologies become available.

>>28793691
Too late I already did.

>>28803698
You need to be rich for that though

>>28803740
That would imply that we would still be using money in the future and not living in a post-scarcity economy in which everything is free (except land and things of sentimental value) thanks to nanotechnology making everything 100% recyclable and robots replacing the entire workforce.

>>28803785
Got me there.

>>28803698
>>28803785
Your 'transhumanists' are way too fucking optimistic. They work under the assumption that their governments are their friends, they are not. They will stonewall and regulate and prevent these things from coming to pass.

>>28803740
If you meant the freezing process. It can easily be covered by life insurance. Most term life insurance policies cover up to $120,000 in cost, which is what it costs to freeze an entire body. To freeze just the head it costs only $8,000.

>>28803845
"Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events."
-Robert A. Heinlein

>>28803865
Nice quote that means nothing, and I'm a realist.

>>28803845
This.
Us being able to create and utilize a technology isn't the same as us being able to use it.
Even if we 'could' (and we won't anyway) be able to do this kind of shit, it wouldn't be accepted anywhere else than a Chinese back alley. And we both know that's a no-no
There's a WORLD between being able to recreate an organ and transplanting it and creating something totally new/and/or something inhuman and using it on us.

>>28803785
And THAT is even farther down the line.
Maybe 200years, being optimist.

>technology will allow me to breed my waifu
Y'all niggas need Jesus.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm

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>>28804105
>Server not found

>Firefox can’t find the server at www.washingtonpost.com.

>Check the address for typing errors such as ww.example.com instead of www.example.com
If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer’s network connection.
If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
also
>not wanting to breed your waifu

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>>28804897
works on my machine

>>28798829
I would fuck the shit outta anon filly. God be dammed if it's just a man in a fillys body. Any green or clop art?

>>28805091
are you using a phone, mac or anything not windows?

>>28805239
no
fuck fof

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>>28805239
I want to be Anonfilly so you can fuck the shit outta me.

>>28805280
This.

>>28805248
Firefox 49.0.2 on Windows 7
Vivaldi 1.2.490.43 on Fedora 24 is fine, too

>>28805239
>"I want to fuck a man who looks like a lady"
I got just the variety of prostitute for you, Anon. They're call Taiwanese lady-boys and their feminine appearance never make you any less gay.

>>28793691
Sure I would.

I would breed that one, and I'd breed her sisters.

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>>28805091
>>>/g/

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>>28805342
I know a couple of sisters I'd like to breed.

>>28795068
>I would also pee a she

It's piss on she you fucking casual.

rip

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>Breeding
>Impregnating
>Pregnancy

Shit tastes to be honest. Try feet.

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>>28806764
>not wanting a cute preggy poni waifu to snuggle against and bellyrub

Besides pregnancy can cause aching legs and feet, so the hoof and foot massages can cater to your shit tastes as well.

>>28805342
Should we all be so fortunate.

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I want to ground this horse.

>>28807262
I want to cum inside this horse very badly.

>>28807262
>6th kid
>You ask her to grab you something off of a high shelf
>She looks up at it quizativively
>"Do we have a ladder, or.... oh, right."
>She gives her wings a few test flaps before tentatively flying up, looking delighted.

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>>28807262
>>28807517
>>28807529
She is a very breedable pony, yes.

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>>28807262
>I want to ground this horse.
I know this feel very well.

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>>28807569
I want to nonconsensually breed Spitfire.

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>>28807849
Breeding is purely for consensual and married couples only.

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>>28807262
>>28807517
>>28807569
>>28807849
Home wreckers

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>>28807877
On the contrary, Spitfire's going to be a top-tier broodmare whether she wants it or not. Very vocal about not wanting it, in fact, but her body isn't stopping.

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If it's all the same to you guys I'll be breeding this one

>>28793691
No I'm not breeding with pone. I won't let them. No means no

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>>28807964

>>28807964
>Anon lives in Ponyville
>Ponies just show up to his house one day and refuse to leave
>Bring their personal effects
>Eats his food; replaces it with their own (human-edible food, but still)
>Anon leaves to see the Mayor to complain
>8 hours of legal bullshit and hoop-jumping later, he's told the mayor is no longer seeing petitioners
>Goes back home
>His house has been expanded and now has a pegasus-roost and a big fenced off garden
>His bedroom is twice as big and has a big bowl-shaped bed
>Anon, not wanting to sleep on a park bench again like he used to, decides to put up with it for a while
>Lays down; ponies pile on top of him
>Anon drifts off to sleep to the sound of chirping and horse noises
>Is awakened by the sensation of wandering hooves
>Ponies trying to grind against him
>No apparently doesn't mean no when Anon says it
>Two days later, Anon finds a leaflet that Twilight released to the general public
>It's all about how long Anon can last in bed, his sperm count, and the way human fathers have a prominent role in their children's lives
>tfw Anon is the ideal horse father

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>>28807987

>>28807987
http://pastebin.com/pxkURYnv
Story with part of that premise

>>28807987
>"I see literally nothing wrong with the situation I've found myself in."
>Anon sends Twilight a fruit basket every month
>This is easy because Twilight was the first mare to move into his house

>>28807987
And here anon accepts the next stage in his life cycle. The paternal stage.

>>28808098
kek

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>>28807987
>>28808023
>>28808098
>>28808122
Yes.

>>28808098
No I'm not satisfied. I'm not ready for this type of commitment yet in my life

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>>28808391
>not wanting to be the husband of a dozen cute and beautiful mares who want nothing more than to love you

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>>28808407
Truly he is mad.

>>28808407
>>28808414
Nope.it's not happening. I won't let it happen. I'm not raising kids,I dont want to have kids, and I'm definitely not getting married I just don't want it

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>>28808426
You're going to have dozens and dozens of foals, you're going to need a small mansion to house all your children.

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>>28808407
>not giving your undivided love to one mare and one mare only and making her feel the most special pony in the world

>>28808431
And how do you know this? Besides. I just don't see it happening. Pfft me having kids what a ridiculous thought.

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>>28807972
>implying there could be any choice but Big Sexy

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>>28808470
You never see it coming anyway

>>28808476
Little ponies are optimized for cuddles. Big horses just aren't ergonomic.

>>28808487
I'm up for the challenge.

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>>28808481
Celestia go back to canterlot you're thefucking princess for gods sake. And no I'm not having kids stop trying to breed me. I'm not equestrias personal bull.

>>28808535
Truly a pitiful creature.

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>>28808487
The only big horses I'm interested in is these two anyways.

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>>28808481
Is this a rape joke!!!!! You're not allowed to say rape jokes!!!!!

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>>28808487
>Not wanting a big pone full of warmth, kindness, and patience to slip her wing around you and pull you close on a cold night
>Not wanting for things to end even warmer, the two of you tangled sweating and panting with exertion beneath the sheets
>Not wanting to gently tease her about the swell growing in her belly, about how she's still growing even bigger than normal
>Not wanting to show how much you love her anyhow by gently massage her legs, wings, back, and butt every night to take off the strain of carrying that extra-large foal around

>>28808539
No I'm a sane creature that doesn't want to be forcefully bred like a damn animal

>>28808575
it's not force if you're willing.

>>28808585
But I'm not willing

>>28808585
I, for one, welcome my new poni overlords.
>>28808588
Shush, you.

>>28808535
I believe the correct horse term is "stud".

>>28808601
Not if you're a minotaur

>>28808607
I wonder if we're going to see any female minotaurs on the show.

You know. For science.

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>>28808615

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>>28808564
Awww.

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>>28808615
Yeah because this is sexy

>>28802692

Daily reminder that Equestrian ponies use lingerie saddles to make having a stallion climbing on your back a more comfortable experience.

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>>28808621
Yes, yes. Strong mothers.

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>>28807529
>keeping her from flying
You're going to have to try really hard

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You wouldn't drink your waifu's milk.

>>28808760
i want to milk my waifu

>>28808807
She'll have to milk you first.

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You wouldn't lift a pony's tail up without consent

>>28808699
I've always wondered why some people think a preggo pega can't fly at all. That goes against any logic in biology whatsoever.

Stunt or speed flying is obviously a no go, but a slight bit of extra weight is nothing for just casual flyin around.

>>28808851
Yes.

>>28808853
I don't know about pregnant bats, but birds lay eggs and don't have to fly around preggers.

And I know that, with human females, they aren't really up to extreme physical exertion once they start to be visibly pregnant. Read any account of the settlement of the western frontier in the US. These pioneer women worked the fields and did backbreaking physical labor right until the baby came due--and half the time it killed them, they'd miscarry and bleed to death before someone could ride on horseback to get a doctor from fifty or a hundred miles away.

Female mammals are very fragile when they're pregnant.

>>28808635

>you wouldn't breed a Tauren

>>28808880
That's farm work and shit tho. Flying for pegasi is barely more demanding than just walking around.

Pregnancy does require care, but it doesn't turn the female into the equivalent of an oddly perched ceramic pot.

>>28808880
This.

My pegasus is not doing ANY flying while pregnant, I'll tie her wings to her sides if I have to.

>>28808898
If the world has fat pegasus pones that can fly, then preg pegasus can fly too.

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>>28808575
>No I'm a sane creature that doesn't want to be forcefully bred like a damn animal
>doesn't want to be forcefully bred like a damn animal
>sane creature
I believe the word you're looking for is faggot

>>28808945
Hell, fucking Bulk Biceps can fly with those tinyass wings. Stunt flying is a no go with those G forces, but no way a single unborn foal or two is going to stop casual easy flying from cloud to cloud.

I mean hell how impractical would no fly be given they have a literal cloud city?

>>28809007
>I mean hell how impractical would no fly be given they have a literal cloud city?
It's all one big lump though isn't it?

>>28809394
Take a look at the Wonderbolt Academy though. There's lots of floating islands, and the only other cloud city (Las Pegasus) has all the normal structures built on special platforms that can stand on the clouds.

A normal pegasus town or city would likely be platformy as fuck.

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>>28809441
no
it must be pregnant mare and foal friendly
what do you expect young pegasi who have yet to fly to do

>>28809441
Actually wait disregard that. It seems WB Academy is on the top of a plateau, but all the housing is one a seperate cloud layer. Everyone's expected to fly up to the dorms and stuff.

Considering the stuff we've seen pegasi carry in flight, a foal or two inside isn't going to suddenly make flight impossible or stupidly draining.

>>28809469
>what do you expect young pegasi who have yet to fly to do

Ride around on their mom's back?

>>28809469
Balloon tram services? Hell that's likely how you get to Las Pegasus, via airship from ground. Or pushed around clouds.

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>>28809482
>>28809483
they can fashion structures out of clouds and walk on them

im sure they have a system of walkways and stairs for the unable to fly
including visitors

>>28808897
This is nice.
We really do need female minotaur in the show at some point, though.
or at least the comics.

>>28806764
>Breeding
>Shit taste
I am thoroughly disgusted by your opinion, and I will call your sexuality out for it. I believe you to be infatuated with only the genitalia of men, as well as enamored by said genitalias taste.

Awkward realization time. Pegasus ponies have an exceptionally high birth rate to offset heir infant mortality rate because their foals drop like bricks from the clouds.

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>>28798829
>go to Equestria
>Anonfilly is there
>you know it's a man
>you know it was probably 300 pounds and wrapped from head to toe in cystic acne
>and if you dick that filly
>you will be the first organism to teach a man what it's like to have a penis in their vagoo

>>28810236
except, you know, pegasi dont fall through clouds

>>28810346
They can walk off them though.

>>28810223
>Breeding
It's just sex.
>Impregnating
It's just unprotected sex.
>Pregnancy
This varies.
You're either into the inflation/fat aspect of it, or the vore aspect, or you're just fucked up in the head and you want to fuck your own offspring. (It it even manages to pull off.)

>>28810352
if you are retarded enough to have your kid roam around away from the house and off the clouds, you shouldn't be a parent in the first place

also, baby cakes
they can still fly

>>28810293
>>and if you dick that filly
>and if you dick that man
FTFY
Just because he's in a filly's body doesn't make his mind any less of a man, Anon. Like how normal TF is still human Anon in a pony's body.

>>28806764
Irony: the post

>>28810401
>Impregnation
>"inflation"; "vore"; "want to fuck your own offspring"

These are some impressive leaps of logic, Anon. Maybe don't throw stones in glass houses, you filthy footie.

>>28810293
>Anonfilly knows you know she used to be a dude.
>Mocks and taunts you about it.
>Finally lets you fuck her one day.
>Anonfilly pretends not to care about getting dicked.
>Turns into a moaning pile of filly during foreplay.
>Begs you to claim her and paint her womb white.
>Plays it off later like she just wanted to finish quickly.
The perfect filly to breed.

>>28810498
>Anonfilly
>her
Oh Anon, you sweet summer child. Clue's in the name, actual faggot.

>>28810498
No for real though Anonfilly is a man. He's literally a man in a small girl's body so why are you talking about him like he's a girl? I'm not trying to be a snarky shit I really don't understand how this isn't super gay.

>>28810592
congratulations, you now understand transgender people.

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>>28810293
>"i-it's not like i needed your hot m-monkey dick, Anon"

>>28810592
It's just repressed homosexuality, Anon.

>>28795068
>central nervous system
God bless that man, I hope he's doing okay without his central nervous system.

>>28810688
don't worry it will help him get a stronger moral fibre

>>28810688
It was better for the both of them