Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
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Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>28747378
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STILL
HOPE
IN
PONIES

>>28791453
>Six seconds

That's an Academy record!

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>>28791453
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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>>28791475
There is no sexy hooves.

There is no despair.

ACCEPT MY LIGHT
HOPE BURNS BRIGHT

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Twilight Sparkle would like to remind you that only YOU can prevent TIME PARADOXES:


>Chrysalis fondly tells tales from a time when her Mom wasn't being a total bitch!
>Cadance's actually doesn't like singing because it makes ponies cry!
>Twilight and Velvet swap places for a week, but no one notices!
>Applejack will take your potato chip... AND EAT!
>Celestia works on her penmanship and starts writing a diary!
>Luna misses her family and can't wait to go to SPACE!
>Gwen enjoys napping on warm surfaces... and people's faces!
>Rarity indulges in some rogue dressmaking!
>Fluttershy stares into your soul, and instantly regrets it!


Have fun making up scenarios with these!

>>28791453
I feel like we should just let sexy hooves guy have this next time...

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>>28791524
Nah, I'm gonna take it next time.

I find the fact that we are starting to fight over who is going to do the ending, prophecies and first comment of our threads amusing. And it's most likely happening with our cast sitting at the sides lines and shaking their heads.

>>28791583
If they could see us, they probably be more happy that we aren't arguing or fighting for once.

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~

>Hey, Tia? Gotta question.

"And I gotta, I gotta, I gotta NEED FOR SPEED!"

TWANG!

"Curse your lassoing skills!"

>But since ya' brought it up-

"I did no such thing!"

>Ah'm gonna ask somethin' real quick. Can anyone make a cloud house?

"Wait, what!?"

>It's a simple question.

"How is that simple!? It makes no sense!"

>Just seems like the more well off pegasi get the cloud houses, while them there common folk gotta deal with bein' on the ground.

"Is that a thing!?"

>Ya'll literally never checked if there was an actual class divide that separated the well to dos from the ponies who got shafted on the ground?

"Is this a trick question?"

>What're you-oh. Right. This here city.

"Uh-"

>It's all yer' fault for setting the example!

"You think this lasso will hold me?! THINK AGAIN! It is not my jailer, it is my escape!"

TWANG!

>Not even gonna blame you, Ah' wanna do that mah'self sometimes.

>>28791763
>Turning the lasso into a noose

She's reached expert level by this point.

>>28791862
She is a master of suijutsu!

>>28791553
You just make sure you get the PP and Lnpp!

>>28791475
FUCK OFF YOU

SMELLY

DUMB

WEEABOO

SCUM

>>28792352
Calm yourself /pa/l o'mine!

>>28791763
Jesus Christ, my sides...

NC
>Reporter
“Screwloose”
‘12’
~~~~

>I’m just going to come right out and ask. How in the halibut did you manage to fling yourSELF through the castle?

“Pffffft….”

‘I sincerely hope no one actually thinks I ‘did that’ did that. It took about nine hours, but I finally got my end perfectly synchronized with the wires. Those are what pulled me, damn near snapped my spine, too.’

“I actually finished my shots and left around his twelfth try, they just spliced the two scenes together.”

‘Yeah, you know, thanks for the support on that by the way, Screws.’

“Hey, what’re friends for?”

>I notice he called you ‘Screws’ and you haven’t… you know, the whole ‘cut you’ thing.

‘Oh that, ha. Yeah, that’s not a thing when the cameras aren’t rolling. I could tell her that her hooves aren’t actually sexy at all and she’d be fine.’

“Right. He wouldn’t be, but I would.”

>I suddenly fear for my life and he’s the one who said it….

“Thanks! I put a lot of effort into molding my character.”

>How did that even, you know… come about?

“How did what come about?”

‘He means, why are you a fetishist.’

“But… I’m not?”

‘Show-wise, Screws, show-wise.’

“Oooooh! Lemme see, I think the casting call said they needed a mare who wouldn’t mind getting tons of hate to satisfy a small margin of watchers. If I remember right, the guidelines for my character were something along the lines of Chrysalis’ character, except more… in your face, I wanna say. They wanted a mare with an unabashed kink streak.”

>I see, and so do you yourself have this streak? Is that what makes it easier?

“Me? Oh Faust above, no.”

>…what?

‘It’s odd. Personally, Screws is über vanilla in that regard. Those moments where she’s all jumpy about her butt being touched? That’s pretty much all her sans the character.’

1/3

>>28793085

“It’s like, can’t we just snuggle and call it a day? All the whips and gags and paddles… like, Twelve brought me a pizza to cheer me up after that stupid big scene where we left the hospital for good, and plus it was Tinsel’s last day working with us so that alone was kind of sad. They both kissed me on the cheek and I nearly fainted.”

‘I really wish she had, would’ve been more pizza for me.’

>Aww… But then, how do you do it? It seems like your character’s dominatrix demeanor is everything that you’re not, how do you portray it so well?

“Easy. Applejack helped me.”

>…how?

“My character’s pretty insulting most times. She means well but she’s literally got a few screws loose, so when I found out I’d have to be belligerent towards the star, it kind of frightened me, you know? I thought my character might get purposefully left behind like a few of the others if I didn’t bring it, but how much to bring without going overboard was what also had me fucked up. But AJ just… she took time out of her busy schedule so we could do a few practice runs. She literally made me call her everything but a mare of Faust.”

>Get outta here.

“No joke.”

‘Really? I didn’t even know that myself. ...Did you call her a fatass? Apple crust? Or- oh! Any jokes about her hot ‘apple pie’?’

“Everything, you little pervert. Halfway into it I started coming up with my own insults, and she gave me carte blanche to say what I wanted insult-wise instead of following the script.”

>Wow, that was mighty nice of her.

“Oh, AJ is a loud, bossy, apple-obsessed, hard-headed traitorous earth pony who forces us to do multiple retakes of a scene well into the night to get it perfect… but she cares. A lot. She wants us each to shine, and I think we’re doing that.”

2/3

>>28793087

‘Yeah, I seriously thought she was trying to phase my character out when she proposed I be sent out to find jobs.’

“Ho boy, were you nervous!”

>But look how well it turned out!

‘Seriously. The writers kept up with me, had me going to all different sorts of places… I was so happy.’

“And then you got saddled with me, heh. One of the most hated in the series.”

‘Wouldn’t want to be with anyone else, Screws.’

“…Aw, now I feel like hugging you.”

>Actually… how do you cope with that depressing knowledge?

“Oh, I don’t get depressed. I pretty much follow Chrysalis’s three-step plan. Step one: eat ice cream while watching terrible ass films. Step two: Laugh louder than your haters. Step three: hug Shiny.”

‘He’s kind of our resident hugger. Doesn’t even charge for ‘em, and they always work, it’s like he hugs your soul.’

>That sounds more than believable.

“And if those steps fail, then I do what I love best. Get my hooves pampered.”

>Oh, so you do have a hoof fetish?

“Not really, they're nice hooves, not the sexiest I don't think, I’m just super-sensitive there, a fact that the writers capitalize on like hell by making it my character’s number one kink-”

‘Which is something I find extremely funny. All those scenes where I touched her hoof and she started making those ‘fucked stupid faces’ or whatever? Again, all her.’

“Oh, come on, I don’t look that bad….”

‘Who said anything about bad? My current job is to sometimes literally get you all hot and bothered and groaning. Where is the bad in that?’

“…”

>Wow. Is the wanton Screwloose actually… blushing?

‘Cute, right?’

“This interview is over!”

>Wait, I still need to ask about your future-

“OVER!”

3/3

>>28791420
I'd literally suck her horn

>>28793094
These interviews and off-camera moments are now officially the favorite part of the thread for me

>>28793145
Same. It's just such a nice shift in perspective, not to mention hilarious as all hell.

>>28792352
Hey!...

He's probably not scum, that's a little extreme.

>>28793094
Cuuute.

>>28791487
Trying to force a Momsie story?

You fool!

NC
>Reporter
“Jetset”
‘???’
+???+
~~~~

>…Your eyes are seriously intimidating. I just- it wasn’t what I was going to start with but wow, it feels like you're analyzing my entire reason for existing.

“I’m going to assume you thought I wore the shades because of their virtual augmentative reality capabilities.”

>Ye-

“No. Celestia doesn’t like my eyes. That’s both a show thing and a literal thing. I wasn’t going to wear any until she said she couldn’t remember her lines when I was in the scene.”

>Oh… well, um… do you mind?

“I play a character close enough to be considered the Princess of Celestia’s illegitimate son. What the fuck do you think?”

>Whoa, f-bomb out of left field!

“I am much closer to the ‘past Jetset’ than I am to the current one.”

>I see. It’s a bit shocking, but so that means those backstory episodes were added in to play up your natural demeanor?

“Hell no. I was arguing with Discord one day because he called me a, quote, “slave to Princess Alabaster Ass” and I nearly clocked him when Chrysalis happened by, heard the whole thing, and then had a meeting with AJ and the writers. Apparently, my antics were considered funny through some test screens and the backstory came afterwards.”

>Huh! Well, that’s… that’s good! You being you managed to extend your characters profile in a way! That’s pretty impressive!

“No, you know what’s impressive? Having Celestia drag you out of your Faust-damned bed in the morning just to make sure you fucking show up on time for a shoot, even though you’ve never been late a damn day since you were brought on. That, my friend, is impressive.”

1/2

>>28793827

>…You… you don’t really mean tha-

“I most certainly don’t. Shit got old on day two, but she just… won’t… stop. She really likes to think she’s my mother!”

+Jetters, dear, don’t take too long with your interview, you know you have a story coming up, right?+

“FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND TRUE, LEAVE ME BE, MARE!”

‘Such naughty language! Oh, Jetters, why must you be so rude? You know she only has your best interests at heart!’

“DISCORD YOU GET YOUR CHAOTIC ASS BACK UNDERGROUND BEFORE I GET FLUTTERSHY!”

+Discord, don’t tease Jetters, you know how frazzled he gets-+

“I am NOT frazzled! I’m annoyed! There’s a difference!”

+-so anyway, I know you want to play with the reporter but if you’re late by even a second, you’re in trouble, mister! Have fun!+

>…

“…”

>Ever consider she might be playing with you?

"The first time? Yeah. The fourth time? Okay. Two years later? Nope."

>…Least she cares? Yay for that?

“Shut up… they all call me a momma’s boy because of this shit.”

>You play one so well, though….

“What was that?!”

>Nothing! Moving on!

2/2

>>28793827
>the Princess of Celestia’s

Of all of them!?

>>28793838
>Celly is an overprotective mom figure

It fits so perfect.

>>28793866
Considering how many there are, that is a legitimate question.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[AJ]
{Rarity}
+Celestia+
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but we're trying to come back!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...LOVE LOVE HIGH!'"

[{With the Fireside!}]
~~~~

AJ takes her seat and everyone else sits near her except for Cadence who hides behind a plant.
[Do y'all have this class?]

>"'{We do now.}'"

[Ah' really hope that that's all the girls who come after me...say why do they call it the Sword of Utility anyway, Rarity-chan?]

{Because it's the best paper trimmer in the school. Plus it's the school's only stapler.}

[Oh that's useful.]
Opens the handle and staples her papers together.

{Hence why it controls the whole school. Teachers need it to slice paper and students need it to staple their papers.}

[...so what ya saying is.]

{The entire school will be challenging you for the sword, including teachers.}

Celestia walk up the the front of the class and gives a sly smile.
+Class...is now in session.+
Winks at Applejack.

[...crap.]

End of Chapter: Epilogue
~~~~
"What do you think!?"

>I like it!

'It sucks.'

[Is this one of those harem animes that Fluttershy watches some time?]

{I do believe it is. I'm not quite satisfied with my character, but at least she plays an important role.}

'You made my character obsessed with marrying Applejack. I'm suppose to be okay with this?'

>My character is obsessed becoming her friend. I'm way okay with this!

"I'm the one who becomes a stalker. Just have fun with it, DT. You can play her up as Tsundere."

'I'm not that good of a Tsundere.'

"Play up the dere side then."

+Aw I only get one line.+

"You're the sequel hook!"

>Well I approve. Wanna get started?

"We already did."

>...huh?

"Yeah, that's the way I remembered it happening. It was great!"

[...Ah' don't seem to remember filming-]

>It happened AJ...it happened.

>>28794018
Never question if it happened. Somehow somewhere someday, it happened. Regardless of what it is, it happened.

OOCO
>Spike
“SA”
‘Luna’
~Chrysalis~
~~~~

“Really?”

>Look, we needed a fourth, I couldn’t invite AJ for obvious reasons, and she was willing to join in.

‘Verily! This shalt be a most exciting venture!’

“You sure you explained to her all the rules?”

>Told her to read the manual.

‘We skimmed it!’

~Oh, this is going to be fun.~

>You have no idea… alright, you find youselves in a spooky cave-

~I CAST ADVANCED SEDUCTION ON SHINING ARMOR!~

“OH COME ON!”

>…Luna? Feel like doing something?

‘No, we are good, thank you!’

>You have advanced initiative, higher than Chrysalis’s.

‘What does that mean?’

>You could outrun her.

‘Well, obviously! The holes in her legs would make her running a joke!’

>That’s not… huh. Anyway, what I mean is that you could either stop her or seduce Shining yourself.

‘Ew. We shall pass.’

>…they’re totally gonna have sex if you don’t.

‘We shall just look over there, try not to take too long.’

>…

~HAH! Come’re, paladin! I want you to… worship your goddess.~

“Oh goody, your favorite position, over a table… come to think of it, why do you do that?”

~UNGH! UNGH! CAN’T HEAR YOU!~

‘Most uncouth!’

>…Huh. Well, you uh, you bang Shiny, and you add fifteen plus stamina and seventeen plus attack to your love magic, and Shining is now hopelessly in love with you.

~SCORE! In all ways!~

‘Finally! Now, can we proceed!’

>I guess? You come across a wizard in the forest, and-

‘WE CAST MAGIC MISSILE AGAINST THEE!’

BOOOOOM!

“…”
~…L…Luna, you’re supposed to do it in the game, not reality.~

‘Do not be silly, this is but a toy, how could it cast a spell? Tis not even enchanted!’

“…Spike, you alright?”

>This…haakkk… did not go as planned.

~Or did it…~

>>28794140
Wait, she knows what OnO is, she played it on the... arc...

Clever little minx, aren't you, writer?

>>28794209
Continuity!

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
~~

“UGGH! This paperwork ain’t never gonna end! It just keeps growing, spontaneously! There ain’t no way to keep it down, how can we possibly stop it!?”

>Quick! Sit on it! It can’t grow if it’s under your big ass!

“Hardee har har harr.”

>I’m serious, you ever see a tree grow with a giant boulder on it? You’ve got this. Plop those apples down and this thing is crushed.

“Maybe Ah’ oughta’ sit on you in that case, shut you right up.”

>While I cannot deny I wouldn’t be talking much if you sat on me, I’m worried about the repercussions.

“Ah’ll have you know that a bunch’a folks would kill ta’ have me sit on them.”

>And a bunch of folks would kill for my Celestia’s hoofclippings, it’s a weird world out there.

“While Ah’m not denyin’ that, Ah’ find it tellin’ you ain’t sayin’ you’d be against it.”

>What can I say? The grim reaper makes it all sound so tempting. You heard the guy’s pitch?

“Ah’ have, and Ah’ tell you, full of bunk is what he is. A field where the apples never end and ya’ never get full? Even Faust herself ain’t that powerful!”

>Stallions and gentlemares, the leader of Equestria. The mare who is trying to convince me to let her sit on me, and the one who’s idea of happiness is a whole bunch of a fruit she already grows.

“What can Ah’ say? Ah’ like ya’, and Ah’ want at least one of us ta’ make it out from all this annoyin’ crud.”

>My heart, it warms.

“Close as yer’ getting to a compliment.”

>Back to the grind?

“Always a way out.”

>…Nahhh, can’t leave you alone, after all.

“Heh. Fair enough.”

>…You think Cadence-

“Shinin’, unless yer’ plannin’ on starvin’ to death, it ain’t helpin’.”

>You don’t have to rub it in.

“Course not, ya’ said you didn’t want it.”

>…You win.

“Course Ah’ do.”

>>28794405
>Death by apple hips

Not a bad way to go.

>>28794405
>“Ah’ll have you know that a bunch’a folks would kill ta’ have me sit on them.”
Damn, she ain't wrong.

>>28794495
I really want to expand on the Ara~ thing

And also props to the guy who came up with that pun abbreviation

It's great

Even though spiders are FUCKING UBER-DEGENERATE tier

>>28794405
Elsewhere, Celly is laughing at some plebs.

>>28794550
>props to the guy who came up with that pun abbreviation
Thanks, it took about ten minutes of staring at the screen and drumming my fingers on the table before it clicked. And Yeah, I want to do more with it, too. Ara~4lyfe.

>>28794550
Well, go for it. It would be a little hard if you included the main characters, but if they stay to the side club like they originally were, it would fit just fine.

>Two
“Cadence”
~~~

>Does this mean Ah’ get off school?

“Well, I suppose we could swing today-“

>No, till the baby gets born! Ah’ wanna be here the whole time!

“Two, this is going to be a long… long… ughghgh… loooong processs.”

>Kay!

“I mean it’s going to be so long, you shouldn’t wait for it.”

>But I don’t wanna miss it!

“It’s not exactly going to spring up on you.”

>Everything springs up on us, all the time! Ah’ can’t go a week without somethin’ springin’ up outta nowhere!

“That’s not…”

>…

“…I mean we don’t…

>…

“It’s not all the time…”

>…

“…look, this one’s different. You trust me, right?”

>Ah’ do!

“Then trust me when I say, you absolutely totally will not miss it when it happens.”

>What iffin’ Ah’m in Canterlot.

“You’ll hear me.”

>…What’cha mean by that?

“Just… just trust me, you’ll hear me. All the world will know.”

>…

“They’ll all know…”

>…Okay! Can ya’ stop squeezin’ me so hard now?

“…they’ll all knooowwww…”

>Wait a bit, gotcha.

>Fluttershy
„Zephyr“
~~~

Zephyr Breeze didn't know what to feel or think anymore.

In the preciously few hours between his departure from his sister's side up until this point, his worldview had been turned upside down and as a result of the climatic backlash of his recent actions he just witnessed, his sanity may have begun to fray around at the edges.

His ever-endearing, older sister, Fluttershy; a mare who had chosen a life far from the fast pace of Cloudesdale and its pegasi population to instead live out a foreseeably calm life among the laggard earth ponies down below; the epitome of kindness and forgiveness... had just smacked his newest acquaintance and partner in crime, Discord the God of Chaos, out of the air as if he'd grievously insulted their mother.

The thunderclap her slap had unleashed still rung in his ears, and a smoldering, long furrow several feet deep and easily half a mile long until it disappeared into the side of a hill he just barely could make out was all that was left in the wake of the draconequus's sudden departure.

It had been a gesture, so simple and straight-forward in its brutality, he had trouble reconciling it with the mental image he had of his sibling. But here he was, watching her as she stood with her hoof still steaming as if the speed at which she'd struck Discord had actually caused enough friction within the air to heat it up.

He was immensely relieved when the menacing aura that had seized hold of her and had apparently lent her this unsettling power vanished after it served its purpose. It was picturesque, how she exhaled just once, warm breath leaving her maw in a small, white cloud and the darkness surrounding her was faded away.


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>>28794690

When the moment passed, it was as if she'd only just realized what had transpired and what she'd done. Her pretty eyes widened and her jaw fell down, mouth slack and hooves raised to her lips in shock. The young mare looked positively stricken with a combination of horror, fear and regret as she surveyed at the destruction Discord's flight had left.

The sight made Zephyr feel hope well up in his heart, for it meant that whatever had happened and why ever it had happened could have been a fluke. A mishap, prompted by a misunderstanding or a mistake, most likely. The sister he still knew and cherished was still there... was she?

That fleeting feeling of hope vanished when he watched her expression and posture shift.

Fluttershy closed her eyes and the tension in her limbs faded away, as if she had accepted what she'd done, followed by her hooves dropping down, the horror over her own actions visibly fading away. Immediately after that, her mouth pulled into a tight, narrow line and she wiped the faint tears that had sprung into the corners of her eyes away. At the end of it all, she settled for a disapproving frown.

He watched, mesmerized, as even the faintest trace of kindness and sympathy he'd come to expect from her was wiped away as if it was in the way of her determination..It was, thus, hopefully understandable when he backed away from her when her eyes snapped open and she turned her head to glare at him.

It also prompted him to defensively babble the first thing that came to his frenzied mind.

“I'm sorry!”

In response, Fluttershy looked initially startled by his loud exclamation, but still turned around and approached him.


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>>28794695

If anyone would've asked at this very moment, he wouldn't be able to define why or how, but something about his sister seemed more mature that. As if she'd grown up a lot in a short time span without wanting to. The mare he saw before him wasn't the panicky, precarious wallflower barely able to uphold her wishes and dreams in this uncaring world he'd seen grow up alongside him.

Somehow, she'd grown up into a pony who had accepted her faults and problems, and was able tow work with them with confidence and despite the doubts of herself or those around her. Even her voice, stern and clear as it addressed him, wasn't what he was used to hearing from her.

>You're sorry.

It still terrified him, though, despite this insight. It wasn't a question. More an incredulous statement, and the bite it delivered stung deeply.

>Are you sorry for what you did, or because I caught you doing what you did?

Zephyr could only shake his head, unable to move when she kept her level gaze upon him. What transfixed him was neither her intimidating, renowned Stare nor was it her subtly disappointed, reproachful look that she no doubt copied from their mother. Because despite the neutrality of her current, facial expression, he felt as if her searching gaze was burrowing all the way to his soul, unveiling what he would have preferred hidden.

“I...”

He knew that he could lie to her, that maybe, should lie to her least he incur her wrath upon him as well.

“I am...”

Yet, even though he had never made an important decision in his life or carried the responsibility she no doubt did, he knew that there was a limit to what level of insincerity he was willing to stoop.

“I'm sorry I hurt you.”

Her frown faded, replaced by a puzzled expression, allowing his terror to ebb away a little.

>You still care.


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>>28794699

Silence reigned for a precious, few moments. He swore he could hear the hairs on his coat rise when she came close enough to reach out and touch him, if she wanted.

>Don't you?

He just nodded mutely, because that seemed to be the sane thing to do, if the nice mare who somehow seemed to be twice his size to his inner eye despite her nose barely reaching his neck prompted him so.

>It means the feelings of others and whether you hurt them still have value to you. And that means there's still hope for you.

He also didn't trust his mouth to work the way he wanted at this moment, so he remained silent as she reached up and patted his cheek patronizingly.

>I don't think you were being mean because you wanted to be, but because you didn't think what you did through, Zephyr. Right?

Her eyes cast to the side, off to where Discord had gone, near the horizon from which they both could see dark, charcoal clouds rolling in.

>And maybe because someone pointed you that way. Because it was so nice to finally have someone who just wants to have fun, and approves of what you do. I understand.

It would be so incredibly easy to shift the blame, Zephyr realized in that very moment.

So easy to just do as Discord instructed him, and accept him as the scapegoat of this story. He'd get off scot free, telling his sister he was seduced into pranking half of Equestria and pretending it was all the Prankster God's idea. All he'd have to do was tell her that he had only been along for the ride.

It'd be easy...

“It was my idea.”

..and so very wrong.

>Zephyr...

Zephyr was aware of his many faults, mistakes and bad habits. But beyond this long list of negative traits, his mother, father and sister all have taught him one value above any else.

And that was how precious the bond their family shared was.


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>>28794710

As much as he may be a selfish, immature stallion who still mooched off his parents and had taken his sister's reputation as a platform to empower himself, he decided at that point that if his actions meant he'd have to make any of them feel as sad, angry and betrayed as he'd seen his sister moments ago, he'd rather burn off his own hoof.

“Look, I... I don't really remember how it started. I had those ideas to prank some ponies. And, well, he seemed to be able to pull the means and methods to do it out of thin air, so... so I gave him some simple suggestions. Suggestions that seemed to surprise even him. Suggestions he took to with more and more joy, despite initial hesitance. And then more, and more, and more kept on coming to me and then... I guess... ponies got hurt, didn't they?”

Fluttershy nodded, observing him, her expression impossible to read. She was listening to him as the wind picked up and ruffled her pretty, rose mane and made it whip back and forth, hiding the lower half of her face.

“I can't say I feel bad about doing all that, in itself. It was funny at the time, and still is, and we didn't do anything to physically harm anyone. But all that self-reassurance means nothing if at least one pony must have felt like you did right now.”

His sister had outgrown her old self and moved on to become an adult, someone who believed in her own actions, whether they may be right or wrong at the end.

And he'd be damned if she left him in the dust.

“I can do better.”

The immense relief blossoming on Fluttershy's face, the sensation of her leaning forwards to hug him, her warm body against his as she pressed him so tightly to her chest he could feel her heartbeat was worth all the self depreciation and having to expose his own weaknesses for him and her to see.

>I know you can. And I believe in you, Zephyr.


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>>28794727

A sharp crack of thunder from above made him tense, and the spell was broken, his sister pulling back, wings fluttering anxiously. Whether it was from the rising tension of the likely impeding confrontation between friends or the surprisingly sudden, unpleasant change of weather, eh couldn't tell.

“But what about him...?”

His sister turned her head, gazing down along the path of destruction she had directly caused at his nod towards it with visible concern, lost in thought.

After a few moments, she opened her mouth to no doubt give him insight on what she intended to do next, when a small droplet hailing from the sea of dark clouds above splattered on her nose and dripped down her snout. Now, that would've been a source of amusement in any other situation, if it weren't for one, single, disconcerting fact.

The fluid on her nose was black as tar. And many more droplets were coming, blanketing the landscape in a rapidly growing coat of shimmering darkness.

'Oh yes, please do tell us.'

From above, Discord's voice came forth in a rasping rumble neither of them had ever heard from him before, and the sound of it caused them to gaze up towards him. His visibly wounded, serpentine form hung in mid-air, surrounded by a dizzying distortion that warped the view of the sky and surrounding landscape behind him.

To their growing unease, both brother and sister could see and hear more than one flickering, unsteady form of Discord speak to them in unsettling harmony. And they each portrayed a wide array of facial expressions and gestures, none of them matching, none of them alike.

'What about Discord?'

>>28794743
OOHHHH
FUUUUUUUU

>>28794743
heartwarming, but now you done fucked up.

>>28794743
Didn't really think he was going to take that, did you?

>>28794743
>FS vs Discord fight

Love is real!

>>28794876
Which will only be her third action see you in the whole series. Interesting.

>>28794951
'Only'.

Dude. It's Fluttershy. Element of Kindness, not Asskicking. Three combat scenes are three too many.

>>28794743
Yes. So much yes. All of it, yes.

>Filthy Rich
“Time Turner”
~~~

>What do you mean, half my opponents have just up and vanished!?

“I didn’t say that.”

>Oh, well, that’s a relief-

“I said they all vanished.”

>What in the name of shiny bits!? Where did they all go!?

“I have no idea. It was like one second, everything was all about the mayoral race, and the next whoop, everyone just rushes off to their own thing.”

>Huh… do you suppose I’m allowed to win by default?

“No? Even if they don’t show up, they can be voted in.”

>That seems stupid.

“Yeah, the system isn’t perfect. But you get more airtime than the others, and if you get all that and still nobody wants to vote you in, should you be the mayor at all?”

>..Stop using your logic on me!

“It’s kinda my thing…”

>Well, get a new thing!

“…Yodleoleeooo-“

>I take it back.

>>28795054
Still, doesn't hurt her to get into the fray every now and again.

>>28795185
And to be fair, she hasn't really done any action/action scenes. It's mostly snap moments or watching a battle

>10
{BBB}
~~~

>Told ya’, heading over to the Empire was smart! What a scoop! A prince on a rampage, a princess who ran away, and a new baby!

{BZZT! And all captured on Camera!}

>Cause you, best Camerapony, it’s all you!

{BZZT, Negative, Camera is just a bit of machines without proper direction.}

>Awww, you big softy. HA! Get it? Cause you’re like, super hard and metal and stuff.

{Humor recognized!}

>Course it is, nothing slips by you!

{Affirmative, otherwise you would not be able to interview it and get the facts.}

>Teamwork!

{ANALYZING, what is the next path to the next scoop, Friend Ten?}

>You never know where the next story is gonna be, BBB! You gotta just reach out, and hope you get lucky enough to stumble across the place you were always meant to be. Find the leads, take the chance, and when the time comes latch onto it with everything you’ve got and then some! That’s life, BBB, just trying to find the thing waiting for you.

{BZZT! AFFIRMATIVE! Addendum, waiting can be so long.}

>Yeah, it can… but totally worth it when it happens, right?

{…Affirmative!}

>That’s right it is! Now come on, a new company just popped up, and we’ve gotta check it out. Evo Corp, here we come!

{Repeating, to Tell it Like It Is!}

>And not how they want it to be.

>>28795495
Hoo boy. The walls are closing in on Sunset. It won't be long before they catch onto her and everything she did.

Although... what 10 could find has worrying implications. Will it be good because everyone is willing, or terrible because mindcontrol?

>>28795573
I'm more worried what will happen to the little reporter bug. This seems like the kind of thing that ends up with somebody getting disappeared.

>>28795495
I am just a liiiiitle annoyed they aren't checking out the much more suspect and abusive Fawtaine Inc.

They are the wet megacorp dream of a cyberpunk fan.

>>28795573
So long as she doesn't make it to the top brass, she'll never learn the truth. The only ones who are under mind control are the crime lord.

>>28795579
Erk... well let's hope she's up to par against a highly intelligent, spellcasting mare who controls and micromanages every single aspect of the company, down to the minute details.

10 is fucked isn't she?

>>28795581
They have, all the time. They never find anything because Penny always makes sure she's never directly involved here

NC
>Reporter
“10”
~???~
~~~~

>Alright, I have to know, and the whole world has to know, prop or real?

“What’cha mean?”

>You know what we mean, is you know who a prop and CGI and a voiceover, or is that actually real?

“Everything’s real with movie magic!”

>No, that’s not what we mean and you know it. Come on, real or not?

“Real what? I really have no idea what you’re saying!”

>…You know what? Alright, that’s fair. So, do you like-

~BZZZT! Warning, story in progress!~

“OH SHOOT! Sorry bud, I promise I’ll give you a follow up later, but duty calls! C’mon BBB!”

~BZZT!~

>…one day, I’ll get the truth…

>>28795764
It's a mystery none were meant to know, stop looking!

>Dash
“??”
~~~

>Nope

ZOOM

>Nope.

ZOOM.

>Nope.

ZOOOM

>Nope.

ZOOM.

>Nope.

ZOOOM

>NNnnnnnoooopppe-

“Hey!”

>What’s up, random citizen?

“You know we can all see your rainbow trail, right?”

>Yeah, obviously. That way I know where I’ve been so I can better tell where I’m going!

“So then we can follow where you’ve been looking, assuming you’ve been looking at all.”

>Like a hawk, mare.

“So then we can all see that, clearly, you’ve just been going from bar to bar.”

>Gotta check all my bases.

“So are you going to check a place that isn’t filled with alcohol?”

>I mean, if I’ve got time.

“Does whoever you look for normally hang out in pubs?”

>Never know until I look!

“That… seems like something you should know-“

>OH SHOOT

“GAH! WHAT!?”

>My rainbow trail faded, I lost track of which places I went to!

“All of them, you clearly went to all of them, I’m on the edge of the city-“

>Whelp, better start over!

ZOOM!

“…I think she might have a problem.”

>>28796158
Hey! Her drinking habit is the only thing keeping AJ from poverty, let the mare work!

>>28796252
I still find it funny that's 100 percent canon, kinda, only for the entire town

>29
“MM”
‘Zecora’
~Trixie~
(Sombra)
{32}
~~~

How many hours, minutes, or even days had they been doing this, not a one of them could tell. The six found themselves effortlessly slipping into a jovial and calm conversation, passing stories and tall tales that seemed impossible, and could only be matched in their insanity when they were proven true. This group, unlikely as they were, had found an ease of nature as the cauldron behind them bubbled away. With every second, it grew more vicious and thick, something the Zebra of their group seemed most pleased with. Zecora made no move to stir it, or even interact at all. It had it’s own way of coming to be, and she was more than happy to let it happen, especially when she got to listen to a conversation such as this.

>Nay, Sombra, I’ve never as you say, ‘tasted the necter of the gods’.

(I’m telling you. Blended crystal rock candy in ice cream is the stuff Faust herself created this universe just to behold.)

{Did anyone else think he meant something completely different?}

“I thought it was drugs.”

‘I knew it was a drink. Of that kind, I did not think.’

~Trixie thought it was going way different, yeah.~

{Good, so I’m not the only one who thought he meant nectar of actual gods. As in, a drink of the actual almighty spirits.}

~…Trixie did not think that.~

{Oh? Then what did you think-OH HO HO!}

~Trixie was not thinking what you are thinking!~

Though she grew loud enough to shake and rattle the windows, with every flickering grin it was quite obvious that not a single soul present believed a word of it.

(Well, I can’t say for certain that I most certainly haven’t tasted that, but I will say that I’ve not been privy to it enough to call it something of that nature.}

~Trixie does not know what you’re talking about!~

She turned up her nose, literally, and the room descended into guffaws and laughter.

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>>28796452


‘Trixie my friend, we are just being a bit of a tease. Won’t you calm yourself and become at ease?’

~Trixie is the most eased in the whole world, nobody can match her!~

“Well, I’m certainly convinced.”

Trixie let out a scoff, so loud it could likely be heard from Ponyville had anyone been listening close enough, only to be completely drowned out by even more, louder laughter.

(How on earth did someone like you manage to make friends like these?)

The room became quiet after that, almost unearthly quiet. Rightfully embarrassed, the noncorporeal floating thing was quick to clear his throat, and make a fair share of regretful nods to the more posh member of the group.

(Not that I’m implying there is something wrong with him, or he does not deserve it, he’s certainly proven otherwise.)

Strangely, for how easy it was to rile up the changeling with most things, he was far too quick to wave it off.

>Tis alright, mine friends. He meant no harm, it truly is shocking that ones like you would want to be with one like… me.

The room grew quiet again, save for the scraping of nervous hooves, or the jittering of cups against a hard table.

“Well, not to put too fine a point on it, considering my… reign, let’s say, it’s just as shocking any of you would want anything to do with me.”

Their eyes flickered over, saying endless dismissals of her claims and infinite more assurances without a single word, but when one spoke, it had nothing of the sort.

‘Well, I must admit, it was nice to find those who did not judge me at first look. They thought me a scary thing like a ratty cover to a book. I was not kind and treated many of you most regretfully and full of malice. And yet, here I sit now, with all of you happily sharing your chalice.’

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>>28796465

A couple eyes shot over, looking to the only unicorn of their group. The one normally so loud, and so brash she could outroar a dragon and put a lion to shame with her beastly nature. Instead, she’d turned quiet as a mouse, hat pulled down somewhat over her eyes, and muttering under her breath.

~Thanks.~

One simple word, and it said so much.

{Come now, it’s clear you’ve all simply lost your sense.}

When they turned their attention to him with a snap, most had been prepared to scold him with a fury for breaking up such a moment. When they saw him, it all fell away. He looked a hundred years older, and a thousand years sadder.

{Obviously, why else would you all have come visit a hopeless, stupid, weak and inept traitor, who only ever managed to make a fool of himself. Really, if you’d any sanity left, you’d have been like anyone else with some sense, and simply left him there to die of starvation, where he belonged.}

They had nothing to say to that, nothing much could be said, save for a single phrase that seemed to sum it all up.

>We’re all quite the sad bunch, aren’t we?

Instead of melancholy or more sadness still, his words had the strangest of effect on his gathered friends. Slightly, out of the corner of their lips, they smiled as one.

(Too true… but it’s better to be a sad bunch, than a lonely bunch, I suppose.)

He hadn’t said it, hadn’t even motioned for it, but all raised their glasses to that, and brought them together.

>To sadness, I suppose.

“But not loneliness.”

What was inside their drink, they’d long since forgotten. It didn’t matter, whatever it was, it was the true nectar of the gods.

(Now, if I can manage not to be torn asunder by haunting specters, we might actually get somewhere.)

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>>28796477

>Fear not, my friend, we shall handle them. For we’ve a steady head, a brilliant mind, a magical might… and if push comes to it, Thirty Two can try to tame them, it worked out swimmingly last time!

{Please don’t make me fight a giant star headed glowing monster.}

>Ha ha! Worry not, we shall not… hrm.

He paused, the drink close to his mouth, and a curl of confusion even closer to it.

>…Thirty Two? Brother? How did thou know they had a star for a head? I never recall mentioning that.

{Do they? Well, that’s a coincidence. The light in the window just looks like that, and I suppose my mind wandered trying to think of descriptive terms. How strange.}

Though Thirty Two sipped without care, the others didn’t quite hold the same feeling. As one, they looked to the window across from the changeling, where indeed light did dance across the glass.

{Strange indeed.}

Light in the shape of a brilliant star that somehow shined in the dark of the woods they were in.

{..Is something wrong? Wait… is that glare…}

And more importantly, moved.

>…How… how did you.

When they turned back to the changeling at the table, their eyes traveled across more than just him. They saw every window in the room of the hut, and every one of them was the same.

Every one of them had the same star light.

>…blast.

Questions, concerns and revelations would have to wait. All of their attention was needed elsewhere.

They heard the sound of chaos when glass shattered.

Jesus Christ, why is Chaos breaking out everywhere at... oh.

Huh.

Clever.

This will have wide repercussions, won't it?

>>28796488
OH!

OKAY!

So AJs relationship woes has somehow sparked the end of the world then! Carry on!

>>28796488
Annnd, now the shine-ghosts are fighting the ghostbusters.

Yep. Just another day...

>>28796555
No, tripman! Don't you see? This is all because Caddy got her groove back! You fools! You've messed with the natural order!

>>28796555
That, or Discord getting socked in the head by Fluttershy.

I don't know which would be worse.

Nc
>Faust
~~~~

>Is that a main character having relationship problems? With Spike?... shut it down. Shut it all down.

>>28796549
>>28796555
>>28796582
>>28796591


No, but seriously, why is all of this happening right now? Don't tell it's just a coincidence, I know the work of thread ghosts when I see it. I am just confused where all of this will lead.

>>28796488
Noooooo! I was loving them just chilling and being bros, Sombra was finally entertaining damn it!

>>28796629
They can chill harder when he gets his body

>>28796661
The sad part is I really want that now.

>>28796704
>Finds a previously ignored character interesting now
>Sad

What

>Guard
“Guard2”
~~~

>…Should we have just questioned the conga line of individuals heading to the Crystal Empire after it got invaded-

“No.”

>I just noticed this thing is super insecure-

“Don’t think about it.”

>But-

“WE GET INVADED ENOUGH LET THEM HAVE A TUUURNNN!”

>>28797036
...I understand, nameless guard.

>>28797214
Hell one JUST happened, it was low impact, but it happened

>>28797347
It happened so often they desperately try to pretend it's not happening when it happens.

>>28796591
Discord getting socked in the head? Pah!

Nothing to the might of LOVE

>>28794743
>>28797559
NC
>Flutters
"Zephyr"
'Discord'
~~~

'I love you.'

>I didnt- wait, what?

"Yeah, seriously, what?!"

'Well, I just learned from the forces that be that nothing causes chaos like love, so... I love you!'

>I...

"You are shocked, disgusted, horrified, appalled or possibly all of the above?"

>...feel the same.

'Hahahaha, wonderful. Then let us go forth and make BABIES!'

"And suddenly I don't want to be in the same 100 mile radius of you two anymore and, yeah, woooow you just started snogging right in front of me. Could wait and get a room could-holy crap, will you stop, she's my sister!"

>Aaaaahn~

'Aaaaahn~'

"Huuuuuurk!"

And then reality exploded.

>>28797626
LEGIT

>>28797347
So low impact ZERO MAIN CHARACTERS KNEW IT OCCURED

Straight up 29 tier.

>>28797940
what attack are we talking about?

>>28798043
Lavan and the Speyeder

>>28798043
SO LOW TIER EVEN *READERS* DON'T CARE

...I mean that went without saying, it WAS a Lavan story

>>28798150
I cared, I commented on it all the time.

Though I can see why he missed it as it took forever and it was mostly short stuff.

>>28797665
I could actually see Faust resetting the world instead of letting Discord breed, yeah.

>>28798176
I cared too.
Always nice to see some side stuff to fluff out the world.

Well, goodnight thread.

Let's hope tomorrow is a little less chaotic.

Nien bump! Good night thread!!!

>>28798632
Morning Anon

>>28798632
>Let's hope tomorrow is a little less chaotic.

Less?

Pfftt.

Gonna sneak this in..
>Spike
“DT”
‘SS’
~77~
(PJ)
~~~

>Portals, baby! Listen to the lizard, he knows the joy of teleportation!

“And yet, he can’t use it on himself.”

>…well duh, I would have to turn myself to ash somehow. Sure, I’d reform, but kinda a big hurdle when I’m fireproof.

‘Is that how that works? You were always super unclear about that.’

~What isn’t super unclear about him?~

>Hey!

(Mmrrmrhmmmoh.)

>Okay, fine, yeah, we never really got into my childhood, who raised me, where my egg came from, who my biological parents are, how my flame spells work, if that spell is me or something Celestia did, who I was friends with before I came down to Canterlot, if Shining and me ever interacted, if I ever met Cadence before they got married, or pretty much everything before Twilight left for Ponyville, but just because none of that got explained doesn’t mean none of it ever will be explained and we’re going to just pretend it all makes sense. I mean, come on! Nobody can gloss over everything, that’d be like glossing over Celestia’s entire life despite her being one of the most prominent figures in all of history! Nobody is going to accept that!

“…”
‘…’
~…~
(…)

>…what?

>>28800451
Meanwhile, Chitty has so much backstory...

>>28795123
Sorry, this secondary storyline has waited two years it can wait until Sombra gets a body.

>>28798150
My interest for Lavan and whoever it was who tagged along him fell off a cliff a long while ago

So this gonna suck

>>28800866
Seriously, I'm sick of autists wasting posts on these useless side characters

>>28800886
Easy now

Don't bully

>>28800886
Okay I got this since all the important characters are in one place, just have Canterlot, Zecora's hut, and Ponyville explode Then it will only be main characters left....Oh wait you meant everyone but AJ didn't you.

>>28800895
No. Do.

Fuck Lavan
Fuck 88
In fact fuck anyone that came out of the cave, it's been nothing but schlock distracting from far better characters.

>>28800904
Out of the caves
>32
>77
>88
>Morlocks
>Spike
>Blueblood
>Rarity
>Arana
>Chrysalis
Missing anyone on your shitlist?

>>28800920
You forgot Papyrus von Skeletor and Lovecraft Gen 1 Rehash #3

>>28800904
But if the writer is writing them, then they're not distracting because there's no reason to say he'd write about someone else.

You know how you turn the tide? Get off your ass and write some shit.

>>28800839
>>28800866
>>28800886
>>28800904
>>28800938
Don't feed the cheap troll who doesn't contribute jackshit.

>JJ
“Actarius”
~~~

>Well shoot, now where are you going to live?

“…my apartment?”

>Oh, right. Forgot you don’t live where you work, weird concept to me.

“Lot of stuff is a weird concept to you. That thing we did was weird.”

>Well, I mean, I’ve been on an infiltration or two, but I’ve never seen anyone do that!

“It was fun though.”

>More for you than me.

“Nahhh, you loved it.”

>I totally did, even if I felt like upchucking a bit afterwards.

“But you’re right about one thing, missing out on this is going to hurt, I guess money is going to be a little tight.”

>Nah, you can just live off love!

“…”

>I keep forgetting everyone can’t do that.

“It takes some getting used to.”

>Huh… maybe I should ask the Queen to start paying you for schooling.

“You can’t do that, I’m not a real teacher! That’s against the law!”

>That thing you did should be against the law.

“You still wanted to do it.”

>That only made it more fun.

“But huh… I wonder what I’m going to do next…”

>Well, whatever it is, make sure you take me, okay?

“…always, juggle buddy.”

>And don’t bring ice cream next time.

“You loved it!”

>I did, but so sticky everywhere…

“…Everyone is staring at the wrecked embassy, right?”

>What else could it be?

“Dunno, just a weird feeling…”

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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Spike]
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but we like being cryptic sometimes!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!'"

[Hey hey hey.]

"Did you know?"

'Did you know?'

[Know what?]
It goes dark and a spotlight shines down on him. They start circling him.

>He doesn't know.

"How could he know?"

'He could never know.'

>Maybe he could know if we told him.

[Just tell me already!]

>"'...'"
The Pinks snicker amongst themselves.
>What's hard?!

"What's round~?"

'Heh, what's blue and feels great to hold?'

>"'yet so neglected lately?'"

Spike wakes up.
[*gasp* My balls! My baoding balls! Where'd I put them?]

>>28801180
>Boading balls
>Blue

....that's not how they work!

spike, they are talking about the other thing!

>>28801221
I literally just noticed that.

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>>28801221
I don't know, my Baoding balls look pretty blue to me.

>Arana
“Lotus”
‘Aloe’
~~~

>Am I the only one who’s seeing a pattern here?

“SISTER WHY!?”

‘Why what?’

“Why would you do that?! Why would you possibly advertise that!? What is the matter with you?”

‘It’s accurate!’

“No it isn’t!”

>It kinda is?

“You be silent. And you!...EW!”

‘I’m sorry!’

“No you’re not!”

‘No I’m not.’

“Take it down!”

‘Jerk..’

>But… I don’t get it, I do have eight limbs, and I do know how to use it-

“TRUST ME, just… just no.”

>Okay, you’re the boss… but that one pony out there with the mustache looks sad.

“…get my chair.”

>>28801367
>Chair

Why? Does she want him to have a seat?

>>28800839
Are you being serious or sarcastic?

Cause without the GB's, the race is pretty empty comedy wise.

>>28801477
Think he was being serious, as the Sombra body arc predates the mayor setup.

>>28801477
I'm being factual, unless Filthy and Cloudchaser start doing stuff to pad, the storyline is going into stasis until Sombra is finished. We wrote out the apple family as planning AB's offscreen party and AJ took all the main characters to the empire.

They are both multiple years in the making but with the GB's being the focus of the mayor race, unless you want them to leave sombra to die so they can do more election jokes, it is on the shelf for now.

>Celestia
“Chrysalis’
~~

>So, he finally managed it…

“I know, right? I thought he’d never actually pull it off!”

>Well I can see why you’d think that, what with it being so horribly unlikely.

“Not out of lack of ability, but pure lack of interest.”

>What do you think turned her around?

“Heyooo!”

>Not in that… well, I suppose in that way too? Maybe? They might’ve switched?

“Why would you switch?”

>…I’m choosing not to examine that. But yes, I am just as shocked at you that they finally got around to sealing the deal hard enough to land one. Oh, how I remember when they were both so young, and I caught them banging in my kitchen cabinet.

“…”

>That happened. That seriously happened.

“…”

>They passed it off as they got stuck, but I knew. Oh dear mother above, I knew what they were doing.

“…”

>…I still used the flour for my cake-

“AND I WOULD LIKE TO SWITCH BEDS NOW!”

>>28801587
She has her preferences, don't judge her.

>>28795123
>Filthy Rich
“Spoiled Rich”
~~~~

“HA! Look at them, completely unable to keep track of even themselves! How can they hope to stand the barest of chances against my special guy if they can’t even manage to stick around when the mayoral race is on the line? Why, I bet that hussy can’t even keep a track one of that bug thing! HA HA HA!

>So then you do know where our daughter is?

“…You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

>SA
“Cadence’”
‘Twilight’
~~~

>So, Twi, you think you’re going to be up for it?

“We know it’s a big responsibility, but we’re sure you can handle it!”

‘Handle what? Being an aunt? Yeah, that’ll be a challenge, but-‘

>No, silly, helping her with the baby stuff!

‘…Come again?’

“We know you’ll do a good job with it.”

‘Ah… no.’

>What do you mean, no?

“Twilight, what’s wrong?”

‘What’s wrong is that yes, I am pretty smart in magic, I’m an alicorn, I can do things very few others if any could ever do, and I know every book in the library inside and out and front to back.’

>So?

‘So all that aside, I’m still not, you know… a doctor? You know, doctor. Medical license, practice with this, has actually seen a baby being born once? Knows what a healthy fetus even looks like? Doctor. You want… I don’t know why I’m still explaining this. Dooocctor, white lab coat, has a degree and not princess wings. Wings in general are fine, but not princess ones, get the good kind.’

>…

“…She has a point.”

>Yeah, just sounds silly to rely on her for literally everything, including something she’s clearly not qualified to do.

“Wow we were being silly. Let’s not look to her for everything!”

‘Yes, let’s not, CELESTIA!’

~I HAVE APPLEJACK NOW SHUT UP!~

>>28801916
Well the only thing that will drag her back in is the reveal of Flurry being an alicorn in ultrasound (which is in our canon). So the doctor just has to either not freak out or we have to have Shiny and Cadence pull the "I don't want to know" shit some parents do. But once we get to Flurry, Twilight is pretty much going to be glued to them for a bit.

>SA
“Cadence”
‘Chrysalis’
~Celestia~
~~~

>…I just thought of something.

“Will wonders never cease!”

>No, I’m serious, something just occurred to me. Our child, if they’re a girl-

‘Yes Shiny, then you will have two daughters.’

~And the first one will be Two. We all see the irony, and we all get the joke, move on.~

>No that-…. Huh. No no, that’s not the point. What I mean is, if we have a girl, she’ll also be a princess, right?

“Yes, Shiny. Unless when you mean ‘we’ you mean your illegitimate child with yet another mare who wishes to jump you.”

~Even then, it’s not assured. I’ve seen how that Saddle Arabian mare looks at you.~

“Hey, she could have been looking at me, you never know. Now her husband, HE was looking at Shiny, that was one sure.”

>…what!?

“I didn’t say I approved.”

‘Didn’t hear a disagreement either.’

“I disagree if he’s looking at me.”

>…WHAT-no, you know what, I’m staying on topic here!

~Good luck with that.~

>If she’s a princess, then why are you also a princess instead of a Queen!?

“…”
~…~
‘…Huh, that’s a good-‘

“Oh no he did not.”

~OOooo~ Shiny’s in troublllleeee…~

>…Uh-

“You’re going to regret that.”

>I… I already kinda do.

“Too late… Too late…”

‘…So you all do remember I’m a Queen, right?’

~We know, but we try not to mention it in polite company.~

‘What?’

“Make sure Two can’t hear, this is about to get scary.”

>...I have regrets.

>>28802149
Shiny, did no one ever teach you Disney's 'Rules of Royalty". You basically called Cadence old and ugly

>>28802149
(Two)
~~

(So then, Ah' can't be Queen of the Marchmalleys?)

~She doesn't know, Cadence! Don't judge her, she doesn't know!~

"I weep...I weep for my failures.

>>28802000
Won't the doctor just see giant ass wings?

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>>28801799
Non-Canon
>Filthy Rich
~~~~
He walks up to the couch and pushes a button. It turns into a bed with plenty of food and a liquor cabinet.
>...One day she's going to figure out that I bought a custom couch.
Pours himself a glass of wine.
>Until that day though...
Drinks wine

>Spike
~???~
~~~

Today felt odd for Spike the Dragon.

It was a curious thing for the dragon to think, and it made as little sense within his head as it would have been had he said it out loud, but he was never one to question things like this.

He always had feelings he didn't understand, he always thought this or that with seemingly little reason, and had long since learned not to question of voice them. On the few occasions he had, he'd felt silly when his fears were easily alleviated with just a few words from one of his elders that always proved so much smarter than him.

They'd called him an 'old soul' a time or two, and that was only true to an extent. He certainly felt older than his body would make someone believe, and he'd seen things that those his age, or even those his senior, hadn't and probably shouldn't ever see. It was true, he wasn't as young as his tiny claws would make anyone think, but he wasn't wise either.

Everyone it seemed, from Twilight to Celestia to even Diamond Tiara here recently, knew things he didn't, was smarter and more clever and more than he could be despite his very best efforts. They would likely know why he felt this odd sense tingling down the back of his spine if he'd simply had the need to voice it. But he did not, he was silent, and he planned to stay silent for as long as he could be. If there's one thing those with more years, more experience, and more wisdom had proven to him time and time again, it was that all things came eventually, if they were patient.

He was a dragon, he could nap for a hundred years, he could be patient for a little bit longer, until it all made sense.

>She's probably okay.

A smaller, less certain part of himself piped up at that moment, insinuations on it's lips that he was merely afraid for his friend.

More specifically, what state he would find her in.

1/4

>>28802775

It made sense, he could not count the times he worried when one of them charged into battle, and especially against Chitania. All present, and the one Gunclub Member they headed towards, had faced her directly at least once, and not a one of them had been able to stop her. Even combined, they had not slowed her down. None of them had ever been seriously hurt, or injured grievously by her, but that was when they faced her with a team, as one.

Forty Two, wonderful but brash as she was, had done the unthinkable and challenged her head on, one on one, and though none had mentioned her state he doubted she was in the best of shape.

Worry for that certainly made sense.

A darker, more bitter part of his mind, one that had grown louder recently and carried on long after it should have gone, was that the feeling was jealousy.

He hadn't even fought her last time. He'd hidden beneath a table like a common child while the others battled for their lives. He knew he wouldn't have been much help, if any at all, but even with such odds stacked against her the soldier had risen to the challenge, and faced the impossible. Even knowing she was without a chance, she fought.

He hadn't.

Jealousy of one currently laid up in a hospital, who had fought not for pried but love, was as horrible as it sounded, but he could not place his talon on that being the exact case.

Another likelyhood came about swiftly, so fast he hadn't even realized it had come to mind, but when it landed it was too strong to move away. It was a feeling that didn't have a single description, or a single piece of sensation, but the closest he could think of when he put his mind to it was shame.

Shame that he'd been shown up, made to feel useless so much, so often, and that he'd failed in what he'd promised to do so hard.

2/4

>>28802784

Applejack, wonderful mare she was, had placed a lot of trust in him to protect her, to protect all of Equestria, and he'd fallen so amazingly short in that aspect it must be a source of neverending comedy to Faust herself. With every battle, with every new event he did nothing of note but get tossed aside, he wondered if she'd made the biggest mistake of her life thinking for one second he could do anything to protect her if the time came, when she was so much stronger in every way.

Perhaps that was why she had left him behind so quickly yet again, and he was left feeling unneeded.

He felt shame, a little, that Forty Two had done the impossible, protected the one she swore to protect out of love despite the seemingly insurmountable odds placed against her, but even when he openly accepted that, acknowledged it, it didn't feel complete. The feeling wouldn't go away.

Something else was missing, something more was happening.

That tingle became sparks, like a lightshow playing off in his spine, when he turned a corner, and for the life of him he could not figure out why. Nothing was happening, everything was okay, but he could feel the fight or flight reflexes inside of him positively going wild, and his claw itching for the cool metal grip of a gun inside of it.

Something was different, something was wrong, and he'd not a single clue what it was, and that was easily the worst part.

~H-hey, Spike...~

That every nerve, that every neuron that danced with a synaptic charge lit up a thousand times over when he heard her normally strong, confident, dependable and powerful voice reduced to little more than a timid whisper.

He knew that voice well, he'd heard it in his life and in his dreams enough times to know it inside and out, and it had never sounded like that.

It had never sounded so weak, or so unsure.

It had never left him more afraid.

3/4

>>28802794

The first thought seized his heart, stopped it cold in an icy grip of terror that made him want to ball up from even thinking it, and he would forever be thankful that she spoke again after that.

~Why don't ya'll go up and see Forty Two. She uh... she ain't in a talkin' state, but it'll probably mean a lot ta' her ya' came.~

But any alleviation, any fear she had taken away, was put right back and stronger than ever before in the very next instance.

~Spike, let them go on ahead, we need ta'... talk.~

The tone of her voice said it all.

Something was very, very wrong.

>O-okay? What's this about?

Whatever it was, he knew without question, and without doubt.

~It's... about us.~

He wasn't ready for for it.

>>28802801
~It's time we fucked~

>Bout time

and then they sexxed and all was well.

>>28802775
Whelp, glad Filthy brought the drinks!

>Flutershy
„Discord“
'Zephyr'
~~~


>This is stupid...

Fluttershy had never been a fighter.

She was acutely aware that she lacked the unique brand of aggression and want for dominance any seasoned fighter would require in order to become more than just a ordinary hoodlum. No, she had been taught and grown up to just allow things to happen and pass by, without any intervention from her side. Not to mention that she had a hard time both feeling and staying angry. The emotion just vanished within a few minutes, without her needing to vent it every time it bubbled up within her chest.

>This is all just so... incredibly stupid.

At least, it had been this way until today. Until she was once more faced by Discord's whimsical abuse of others, just for his unslakable thirst for aentertainment.

Surveying the blossoming welt that made the left side of Discord's face swell, she had to concede that the strength and fury to actually strike someone that hard must have originated from somewhere within her. Perhaps she had subconsciously bottled it all up inside, where it had been waiting to blow up and unleash itself upon all those around her, as her brush with Iron Will had shown her.

>And it just keeps on happening all the time...

Worse yet, she presently had a hard time finding sympathy for Discord's pain. What he had done, and continued doing was something she simply couldn't sympathize with anymore. How many had he hurt, how many had he abused, how many had he toyed with while she looked the other way? Even as she watched, his chaotic power was oozing off from him into all directions, no doubt the source of the rain of tar that blanketed the land around them.

Which brought Fluttershy back to her initial assessment.


1 / 7

>>28802853

She wasn't much of a fighter, but even she could tell a confrontation was unavoidable at this point. She wasn't looking forward to it, she didn't want it and a small, meek voice inside her begged for her to try and hide away from it. To let he storm blow over without her being caught in the middle of it all. But choices had been made, and whether they were unfortunate or not didn't matter anymore.

>But... but...

If there was positive thing that had emerged from her training with Chrysalis, aside from her ability to control the Chaos within her, it was her newfound resolve and inner strength. She thought of Zephyr. She thought of Twilight. Of Sunset. Of Celestia, Luna and even Diamond Tiara. Every single one of them, and many more she didn't have the mind or time to name. All ponies that had been directly or indirectly hurt by her friend's actions.

>I am done running away from my problems.

She would see this through to the end.

“Did anyone ever tell you that to commune with oneself is a telltale sign of an eroding psyche?”

Despite the surprisingly concise comment, she didn't give Discord the satisfaction of looking surprised or upset.

A mere thought from her was all it took for a protective globe shimmering in the many, chaotic colors of a swirling rainbow to shield all three of them from the choking tar that rained upon the land. Under normal circumstances, the almost assured harm to the plants and creatures thanks to this abnormal downpour would have her in near-hysterics. But she knew she couldn't take her eyes off Discord for now. Something about him was more than a little off, and it put her on edge.

So instead of calming her visibly panicking brother down or trying to reverse this powerful rain-effect far beyond the scope she had seen Discord employ since his first awakening before her and her friends, she opted to talk for as long as she could.

>Are you okay, Discord?


2 / 7

>>28802864

It was such a mundane question, and yet she genuinely wanted to hear the response to it from the amalgam of many forms she had still considered her friend until now.

But when instead of his usually jovial tone and wild gesturing, one of the many apparitions surrounding him swapped places with him, becoming corporeal while the previous body became a shimmering afterimage, allowing it to speak with a monotone, calm drone, her worries grew tenfold.

„...I am having a little argument with myself right now...“

Azure-blue, perfectly symmetrical eyes studied her with a chilling coldness that made roots of her mane itch. Her most basic instincts screamed at her to tuck her tail and run, but instead, she stood her ground, unwavering in body but uncertain in mind.

„You see, at this moment everything seems far more clear to me than ever before. But what happened before you struck me?“

As she watched, the darkness that now covered the impromptu shield she had created wriggled and slithered all over it. Like Discord himself, something about the manifestation of his powers had changed. With how he'd gone from whimsical to threatening towards her, the ever-rising tension made it increasingly difficult for her to breathe.

'Hey! Hey hey hey!'

That was, until Zephyr stepped between the two of them, breaking their line of sight. His head was whipping left and right, an anxious smile on his lips, limbs visibly shaking as he brought himself willingly into the potential line-of-fire to stop them from... whatever they were about to do, no doubt.

>Zephyr, please...

Even if she admired how he went ahead and followed up on his promise to try to do better from now on, she already started moving to shield him with her own body if necessary. He was still her little brother, and she wouldn't allow him to act as her mental puffer, or worse, her meat shield.


3 / 7

>>28802875

'Hey, guys! Guys, look. We, me and Discord, played some pranks in bad taste on ponies, alright? A lot of ponies. And they got upset, I get that, So naturally, Fluttershy got upset, and then she hit you because she didn't know what to do. Just, look... I think we can call this one even. Let's... let's just sit down, have tea and talk this out, right? Please?'

Another shift caused Discord's outward appearance, stance and even superficial demeanor to distinctively change. Another afterimage seamlessly took hold and replaced the previous one that had been in control. Fluttershy couldn't fathom what was happening to him, but something told her the Trickster God wasn't being himself any more.

“Hoh. Alright.”

This incarnation began smiling broadly within an instant of its appearance, a jovial glint in its completely black eyes. For a single, weak moment, she dared to hope Zephyr might have accomplished what she had not.

When Discord yanked his own, draconic claw up and Zephyr was tossed up into the air with a shriek with the might of his magical grip, that hope fell to the ground and broke into a million pieces.

>Zephyr!

The lanky pegasus was kicking his legs futilely as Discord, his talons and the neck of the pony glowing in the same yellow hue, murmured something in a pleasant, lilting voice that wasn't quite unlike a song.

“Be a dear, good boy and wait for Uncle Discord and Big Sis Fluttershy to conclude their business, will you? I have such sights to show you once I return.”

A simple snap of those powerful, near almighty fingers on his other hand, and what appeared to be a window cut out of thin air opened for Zephyr to be tossed inside by him.

“Don't worry. This won't one bit, neither for you nor her.”


4 / 7

>>28802883

“Just you and me now, you marvelous mare. Isuggest you-”

Fluttershy could only watch in mute horror as the window folded up on itself several times, the frantic banging of her brother against the inside abruptly stopping as he disappeared, square inch by square inch, until he was completely gone.

Fluttershy would never find out what he had been about to propose.

>DISCORD!

Her limbs and wings ached, her head throbbed and her eyes burned when she launched herself from the ground so hard the point of her takeoff cracked and exploded outwards, several, massive shards of raw stone and earth flying alongside her towards the draconequus.

Yet, instead of moving, casting, snapping his fingers or even acting surprised, Discord hovered in mid-air, chest proudly puffed out. Never before had the pegasus mare felt such a strange time distortion as she did in that single instance of pure combat-high clarity as he changed once more.

Everything ground to a near halt, her brain firing up and receiving signals faster than it had processed before. She watched as Discord turned with casual ease, the jovial prankster replaced by the epitome of a beast of nightmares.

Discord had always seemed surprisingly harmless due to his mismatched form; his wide eyes, broad smile and mussy mane giving the impression of a harmless, old hermit instead of the dangerous entity of ancient power he actually.

But this new incarnation of Discord defied all these preconceptions she had of him.

Before her widening eyes, his entire skull grew into the elongated form of a predator, rows of sharp teeth replacing dull, yellow ones. The contours of his face became sharp and clearly defined, his eyes merely two glowing, golden dots without any semblance of equinity remaining within them. His beard, eyebrows and hair grew, trailing behind him like the the unkempt mane of a wild beast.


5 / 7

>>28802893

Without mercy or hesitation, the Beast raised its lion's paw, deadly claws unsheathed as it swung down in a wide, slashing arc that would doubtlessly gut her from neck to dock in mid-flight.

It was in that split-second that Fluttershy saw herself lose, and badly. Split open like an animal and bleeding out on the ground, her guts fallen out from her belly while she gasped her last, gurgling breaths, specks of blood flying from her cold lips.

CRACK!

If anyone would have been in the immediate area of this most unlikely of fights, they would have been flung away and lost their sense of hearing due to the brilliant explosion of light and sound that caused trees to bend and rocks to fly away into all directions.

The protective sphere she had willed into existence earlier exploded outwards, flinging the seemingly living substance that had been clinging to it everywhere, the percussion and sonic blast of it all ruffling Discord's features and forcing him to close his eyes.

For as all-powerful he may have been at that very moment, he still possessed a corporeal form that had basic requirements to continue functioning in its entirety. Such as unobstructed eyes to see the world around him.

The savage draconequus barely had time to turn his head when the mare he'd aimed for came at him from behind his unprotected back after having curled up into a small, yellow sphere and bounced off the ground like a bouncy ball with casual use of the powers he'd bestowed upon her.

A wide slash of her wings, the speed and angle of her trajectory allowing her to beat one of them while still flying, and an entire swarm of happily bouncing, singing frogs bearing wizard hats and oaken staves streamed towards him with murder in their comically googly eyes.


6 / 7

>>28802901

Before their spells of fire, ice, wind and thunder could pelt his hide, his right goats' horn elongated and grew in size like an explosively inflating balloon. A single, clearly defined gash opened along its middle, splitting open to reveal a damp, warm maw with a wagging tongue snaking out in a wide arc towards Fluttershy.

The quarry eel's jaws snapped shut and it swallowed its tiny prey before it resumed its previous shape and form as the Trickster God's horn, while the pegasus pressed her wings flat against her side and stretched her four limbs out to make herself smaller.

She silently vowed to thank Rainbow Dash in the form of hugs and kisses of heartfelt gratitude for her endless patience in teaching her flight maneuvers such as that one in the past.

“i Was THe ONe WHo haVe You thE PoWER yOU are noW TRyiNg To usE agAinsT me, FlUtTERsHy.”

They paused as they touched down upon the ground after their initial clash, the rain of tar having subsided and their immediate surroundings already a disaster zone of torn-up earth and destroyed countryside of its own.

Fluttershy's chest was heaving in shock and exertion, prompting the beast her friend had become to smile ferally as it spoke with words that burrowed a path into her ears like malicious, supernatural worms that tried to destroy her from within.

“do YoU ReallY THinK I DO noT hAve THe MeaNS TO TAKE it FroM YOU AGaIn?”

Every single word, even a single syllable, made something within her mind ring out like a tower bell and it caused her head to hurt as if he was squeezing it with his own, two paws.

>I think I would be fine with that, if it was all you wanted, but...

Despite the threat of pain and loss hovering over her like an oppressive cloud, all the Element of Kindess had to spare for Discord was a a confident smile as she spread her wings to fly.

>...you will not make me tame again.

The sounds of their next clash could be heard miles away.

>>28802914
no

NOOOOOOO

NOT THE SpoRAdiC CApItALIsatIoN

DON'T TAKE ME BACK

>>28802914
>AJ breaking up with Spike broke reality

GOOD GOING EVERYONE

>>28802989
Well, at least they'll go out... with a bang.

Eh? Eeeeeh?

>>28802914
>Spike gets internal thoughts
>All hell breaks loose elsewhere

Sounds about right.

>>28802893
>his entire skull grew into the elongated form of a predator, rows of sharp teeth replacing dull, yellow ones. The contours of his face became sharp and clearly defined, his eyes merely two glowing, golden dots without any semblance of equinity remaining within them. His beard, eyebrows and hair grew, trailing behind him like the the unkempt mane of a wild beast.

>Pointer nose, tiny eyes, and Giant ass fluffy eyebrows

...He now looks even more goofy!

THE HORROR!

>>28803028
The guy just can't into making himself scary.

>>28802914
Damn, we are really giving the little guys a chance to shine aren't we?

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>>28803028
>>28803046

>>28803057
Little guys?

>>28803058
....it's even goofier than I was thinking.

He looks like a chinese knockoff of Discord, complete with bad paintjob and mismatched proportions.

Fear, the Being of Non-Order!

So, since this is developing into an actual arc of its own, does anyone wanna mess with our beloved, stable continuity and characters by using the clash of Chaos vs. Chaos as a catalyst?

I am talking weird things happening, sudden appearances or disappearances, growth spurts or just random weirdness we may want to throw in.

I know you want to. I do. And now would be the time to do so, if we are so inclined.

I am thinking AU!Applejack, unless someone already has that prepared in another way.

>>28803082
Fluttershy, Cadence, Forty Two, Sombra, even Dash/77/Harry the bear recently.

Guys who hadn't gotten anything important in a while are going to the forefront, while the normal 'Big-Arc' guys are taking the backseat, Shining wasn't even IN the last few ones.

>>28803083
>MADE IN CHAOS

>>28803090
I actually am setting up her arrival, and it was one of the reasons for certain other actions that everybody is thinking is for something else.

Juuustt gotta wait for the right moment for AJ...

>>28803083
>Even his horn is all crinkled

Well fuck, now I can't take him seriously at all...

>>28803090
>growth spurts
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FFFFUUCCKKKOFFFFF

>>28803090
>does anyone wanna mess with our beloved, stable continuity and characters by using the clash of Chaos vs. Chaos as a catalyst?

For some things yeah, but with certain other things implied, not unless it goes back to normal at the end, because then it's artificial, lacking any impact and would completely rob meaning of anything in the story. Like

>Weird happenings
Fun silliness would work and it would foster distrust for chaos, which is neat.

>sudden appearances or disappearances
Maybe for a gag for other stuff appearing but I wouldn't want to use it to get rid of anyone.

>growth spurts
Heelllll no, growing up is growing up.

>just random weirdness we may want to throw in.
Same thing as the first, so yeah, fun silliness might work.

>>28803104
>Not made in COHAS
ONE JOB

>>28803123
We're not going to suddenly growthspurt Spike, chill out man FFS.

I just want to throw in that it has been a lot of fun writing for this thread lately.

Keep up the positive attitude, guys.

Dum anima est, spes est.

>>28802801
Awwwwww shit...where's my popcorn? This gonna be good.

>>28803168
Yeah, it really has, dunno why but it has.

>>28803167
You damn well know it was a last second excuse to age him up to save the ship.

>>28803167
>We're not going to suddenly growthspurt Spike, chill out man FFS.

Alright, sorry. That's a trigger of mine. Some bullshit is all.

>>28803157
So. Fun silliness that wears off once Discord stops being a dick to Flutters, to set up awareness for Chaos and it's impact on recent changes in Equestrian it is! Let's hope this help his most recent victims.

Let's have some fun messing around everyone!

>>28803168
Oh yeah, I've been enjoying the hell out of myself reading the stuff. Keep it up man.

>>28803167
>>Made in COHAS

Fuck, that shouldn't have made me giggle as hard as it just did hahaha

>>28802914
Damn, watching these to go at it is amazing. All this buildup and all this stuff finally coming to a head is really paying off. For everyone.

This has been a hell of a ride.

>>28803182
I actually like that about the current internal thoughts we've been seeing, that his age has never been an issue. It's never brought up as a roadblock, or reason why she thinks they are failing, it just is what it is. I don't think him growing up would do anything, and that's a great thing to be able to say about any writing.

>>28803090
We can always uses it to do what we did to Batpone Glimmer to Cadence. Force Flurry to term and age her up so we don't have to deal with time skipping to make her old enough to do 2 level stuff, also get a 2 was right gag out of it

>>28803192
>Farmer Pony
"Farmer Mare"
~~~~

>...Told ya' we shouldn'a planted the rutabagas so soon.

"THEY'RE FUCKIN' DANCIN' YA' OLD COOT, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YA' THINK THAT HAD ANYTHIN' TO DO WITH THE TIMIN'!?"

>Missy, Ah' know my plants, and they ain't supposed to do that. Everythin' is all outta whack!

"...WHAT!?"

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>>28803182
I just want him to mature

And be on a bit more of a stable level both mentally and physically

cos right now it's pic related, or at least trying to be

But it really doesn't work

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>>28803227
>making Flurry come to term early, thus infusing her with Chaos

POP

"I have arrived, Mother."

>>28803218
>that his age has never been an issue
For me it has been, and it's pretty much why I avoided writing scenes for them. All I keep seeing is a small dragon and much add I love the couple, I can't write it myself with that image.

>>28803259
I would die fucking laughing.

>>28803192
>Aztec Leader
"Aztec Ponies"
~???~
~~~~

>It... it can't be... it can't be!

"Ohhh crap, here we go-"

>TOLD YOU SOOOO!

"Shut up."

>I tolld you, I toooold you, I tooooooolldd you alllll!

"He's never going to stop now, is he?"

"Nope. Till the end of time, we're going to have to deal with this."

"I wish that giant monster had just crushed us."

>TOOOOOLD YOU TOOOLD TOOOOOLLLLDD YOOOUU! Sacrifices, that's what I said, and LOOKY THERE!

"It was a doll! We just stuffed a doll with decorations! You didn't sacrifice anyone!"

>Well apparently I'm just that good, because LOOKY HERE! Looook!

"We can see him!"

"He's HUGE!"

>You're damn right he is... MAGOGO! RISE AGAIN, AND SPEAK TO US! RIISSEEE!

~Hello my Baby! Hello my Honey, Hello my ragtime gallllll! Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!~

>...
"..."
"..."
"...Is uh... is he supposed to do that?"

>DAMN IT! Look what you did! Ohhh noooo, let's just switch out the doll, it'll be the same, he won't even notice! Do none of you know how sacrifices work!?

"...I'm moving to Maretonia."

~If you refuse me then honey you'll lose me and you'll be left alone so telephone, and tell me I'm you're oooowwwnnnn!~

>Someone get the hammer, we're starting over again!

>>28803227
>Force Flurry to term and age her up so we don't have to deal with time skipping
Im fine with that
>make her old enough to do 2 level stuff
not so much this.
Leave her a newborn. Maybe a newborn that is growing at abnormally fast rate, but still a newborn.
I want to see her develop.
Ideally, I think it would be fine to have 6months-1year irl time for her to get from newborn up to Two age.
It would give us a character that does stuff besides shitting in the diapers and still gives us loads of time to develop her into her own thing and milk dry all 'where has the baby gone!?' jokes.

>>28803227
>Skipping literally everything with her pregnancy

...no? We JUST learned about it and haven't even done a single thing with it'

>>28803289
>not so much this.
I agree, if we did that then we could could pretty much do the same for Spike, height wise at least.

>>28803319
Yeah, I don't like that, where we learn about it and then don't even get to see Cadence come to deal with it considering her past thoughts or that this was an accident. Or everyone trying to take care of her. Not a fan but I'll go with consensus.

>>28803279
Now that I love!

>>28803319
Make her grow faster but not instantaneous?
Like, 5 months of preg time and birth instead of usual 9? Have Caddy freak out shes getting fat so fast when its just baby developing inside her at twice the usual speed?

>>28803250
Just by process of time and assumed age in the show he is in his teens in our canon at least, the problem is we translated "not legal" to mean "under 7 years old" because he is short and pudgy.
>>28803259
Shiny looked so happy when he thought he was getting some
>>28803279
I missed this ritual sacrifice guy.
>>28803289
We need her to have some for of rapid aging to an extent so that she can be an actual character, 22 and Glimmer basically died when the 'having a kid' jokes ran out
>>28803319
No, we haven't done anything over the top with it, but we have been making brick subtle jokes since the beach arc here and there. And as I've mentioned her a few times we already had a pregnant character for 30 threads to do all the bits the only difference now is that there is some harem abuse opportunity.....and I just further encouraged it

~~~

>Mooooom! Daaaaaad!

"What's wrong, sweetie? Did you have a bad dream?"

>Noooo, but the belltower just leaned into my room and ate the chocolate I saved up from Nightmare Night!

'Awww, sweetie, you've always had such an overactive imagination.'

~Excuse me, ding dong?~

>There he is again!

"..."

'...'

~May I have those cranberries, ding dong?~

'G-GO ahead...'

~Thank you kindly, ma'am. All that ringing has left me absolutely famished, ding dong. Njam nomnom!~

>Daaaad, it's doing it again!

"...honey?"

'Y-yes?'

"Get my the dynamite we wanted to use for the rock quarry. The princesses have forsaken us and this shall be our last stand."

'Faust have mercy on us.'

~Mmmmmmmh, absolutely divine, ding dong!~

>>28803319
And we still did more than the show did between T1WPPK and birth.

>>28803348
>We need her to have some for of rapid aging to an extent so that she can be an actual character, 22 and Glimmer basically died when the 'having a kid' jokes ran out

Ehhh, those guys didn't have any real connection to anyone though. This is HUUUGGEEE for Shiny and 18 and Chrysalis and Celestia and everyone else, and also unlike Glimglam she has other character traits, like how currently she's in "I'm putting on my big girl pants" mode. It'll be different, and we certainly can't just jump ahead with her pregnancy when it's just as interesting to see her deal with it than it would be with the baby around.

Worst case scenario we jump her ahead in the future when we've had our fun, and in a way that presumably wouldn't go back to normal like "Chaos did it", which gets reversed every single time in the show, and can literally be undone completely with magic black rock thrones. Which... would actually be interesting, would the magic that aged her just poof out of existence? Huh... dark.

>And as I've mentioned her a few times we already had a pregnant character for 30 threads to do all the bits the only difference now is that there is some harem abuse opportunity

We won't do it that long, but obviously yeah, the harem will just plain be funnier than anything Glimmer had.

>>28803348
>22 and Glimmer basically died when the 'having a kid' jokes ran out
How about 'Lil Baby Flurry learns about world surrounding her'? She gets up and crawls around the castle and explores with child-like wonder? While everyone freaks out and tries to find her?

>>28803392
Why does Glacierclear always make Shining Armour so fuckable?

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Here's how we should do it.

>>28803383
>>28803391
Difference, we move at a snails pace compared to when Glimmer was pregnant. We will take over a year just to get her to term without a timeskip or another BS reason down the line, my suggestion at the very least gets us to a point we might never see otherwise.

>>28803441
But at what cost?

>Oh hey, chaos made it so the thing I LITERALLY JUST LEARNED is now over and look it's a baby or look I'm mostly there now
>Turn it back? Like literally every other instance does and there's no story reason not to because holy shit making a baby grow rapidly out of chaos is not a good idea? Naahhh, we won't, because well we know why and it's not a good reason but it's quick!
>Okay now we just skipped over like ninety percent of everything development wise we could do and we're just pretending this is okay because chaos that literally can be undone no seriously not just stopped UNDONE COMPLETELY AND REDUCED TO NOTHING with a magic rock is now the thing that made her grow and lets hope that chaos growth won't kill her or make her another Fluttershy!

Convenience is not worth what it means to the story. At least Glimmers reason had basis, it had setup, it made sense and it came as the result of something that can't be undone. It's not... ain't gotta explain shit!

>Diamond Dog
"DD2"
~???~
~~~

>Is.... is this an attack by ponies?

"You know, if it is..."

~WE OF THE DIAMOND FOLK DEMAND VENGEANCE!~

"...it's pretty damn smart."

>>28803488
Fine, then I don't want to see anyone bitching when this time next year we only moved a month and we more than ran out of pregnant cadence shit to do.

>>28803516
First off, I don't speak for everyone, obviously, I'm only giving my singular opinion.

And two, alright. Fair enough, if we're still here three months from now and presumably several arcs later and nothing's really changed or we're not even over a month in her pregnancy, I guess you can link to this post and call me an asshole and you'll be right, but I'm just not willing to accept that we should just FWOOP and all that stuff is just gone because of a thing that, in the context of the universe, absolutely everyone should be trying to stop and undo, and can be undone, and there's zero reason not to do it. It's just too much bullshit to skip to baby.

>>28803515
>Diamond uprising
>They want Rarity's head
>They fear Spike as The Devourer

>Dragon
"Dragon 2"
~~~

>...uh-

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

>Why are you a-

"SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP!"

>Why-

"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUUUUPPPPP!"

>...

"..."

>...why are you pink, and where did the feather boa come from?

"HOW DID THEY KNOWWW!?"

>...I have SEVERAL questions...

>>28803577
>Torch
"Ember"
~~

>I told you so.

"Alright, fine, you win. He really was a fruit."

>Told you.

"How'd you know, anyway?"

>Lassie, when it's mating season and I'd already nearly broken your mother in half, the need to hold something down and lay into it doesn't just go away-

"HOLY SHIT NO STOP TALKING!"

>Fancy thinking isn't helping you now, is it!?

>>>28803606
Hahahapffrrrrht

Ooooh. This kind of joke will never get old.

>>28803577
Fizzles dad? Is that you?

>Fillydelphia Mayor
"Secretary"
~~~~

>I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

"Does this mean we're done?"

>Just... so many questions!

"I only had one and you're not giving me it, I don't see why you'd get more than me. Aside from the fact you always get what you want and I don't."

>Why is my window an eyeball!?

"It's still flat, so it's...eyesquare? Eyeplane? Eyethincube? I'm not sure the term here. It's a window but it's an eye."

>WHY!?

"It likes to watch? I'm not okay with that either, for reasons wildly different than you and more shame related, but I'm still not okay with it."

>How did it become an eye!?

"Magic. Fucking everything in this world is magic. Clouds are magic, somehow. Clouds."

>Well, I'm not standing for this! I'm not being watched like this!

"So then yes, we're done? I can go home for the day, or faust forbid actually do real secretary work?"

>No no... I'm pretty sure there aren't any eyeballs in the shower.

"That is seriously just something you said and I hate it and I hate that it's not the eyeball part that's the worst thing about it."

>Well, I'm going in there, you can come in if you feel like it, or don't.

*Walks off!*

"...damn it, real-boss lady will probably melt me to goo, won't she?... Sigh. Back into the fray I go-

*SLAM!*

>I was wrong.

"Eyeballs?"

>So many eyeballs.

"Sooo-"

>Broom closet it is!

"...sigh... after you, sir."

>No no, I love to watch you walk.

"...back into the fray I go..."

>>28803544
Giving you a scope on our time frame three months ago...it was thread 150 but thread 149 (last week of July), Applebloom and AJ were having their fight and DT had yet to show up. In canon, it has been about two-three days since then.

>>28803783
I totally forget this guy existed and has been getting away with this for… Ever

>>28803832
Well he is basically a background pony and his only direct opponent was 10 so, not surprising

>>28803850
10 beat a gruesome armed military Russian knock off headed by a wannbe mad scientist.

She should have this shit!

>Twilight
“???”
~~~

SNAP!

Twilight Sparkle blinked drowsily, trying to clear the proverbial cobwebs clogging her thought processes. Whatever strange dizzy spell she'd just felt overcome her had thankfully as swiftly as it had come, but she was still a little unsteady on her hooves.

>What... what happened?

“Well, you suddenly stopped mid-sentence dropped forwards into me, so I had to catch you. Is everything alright?”

The strangely familiar, caring voice made her feel safe, the pair of strong hooves that had seized hold of her and kept her from tumbling to the floor quite welcome. With a grateful smile on her lips, Twilight turned her face to look at her savior.

>Oh, thanks... uh... Daddy?

Twilight's father blinked a couple of times at her words, then grinned at her in a strange way that made the hairs on her neck tingle all the way down to her dock.

“Daddy, huh? Sheesh, sweetie, you haven't called me that in quite a while. So, was this just a ploy to snuggle up against?”

>W-wai-WHA-mmph!

Twilight Sparkle, one of the most studied minds in Equestria and princess-in-training, had nothing more to intelligible say when she felt Night Light's lips on hers. It was shortly followed by his tongue nudging into her mouth, his chest pressing up against hers.

Thankfully, she chose that moment to pass out. There were somethings in this mortal world the equine mind just wasn't supposed to know.

~~~

ELSEWHERE!

>So, what you're saying is... that you're pregnant, and you're going to have a baby...?

'Uuuhm, yes, Twilight, that's... that's what has happened?'

(Are you SURE you're alright, Bookhorse? That looked like a nasty fall you just took.)

>...eeee...

'T-twilight?'

>EEEEEEEEBABYBABYBABYGUNNABEGRANDMABABY!

(What's up with her?)

Shining Armor didn't know what to say to Chrysalis when the purple alicorn began hopping around the room like a rubber ball, wing fluttering, her cheeks rosy and her mouth wide open to squeal in obvious delight.

'Beats me.'

>>28803872
Here, Twilight. Have some spotlight. The cost: your innocence.

>>28803872
I started reading, them I had to doubecheck what thread Im in, then I dead again, them I questioned if you posted that in the right thread, read it third time.
Im stil lost.

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>>28803866
She did, on his money laundering. She don't know about Pennydrop paying him in sex bribes.
>>28803872
Unicorn Twilight is canon for the duration of the flutter fight..YAY!

>>28803903
He used the chaos shit to fulfill a pinkie...well Twilight prediction that was destined for omakes and have it be canon

>>28803903


Prediction:
>>28791487
>>Twilight and Velvet swap places for a week, but no one notices!

Premise:
>>28803090
>anyone wanna mess with our beloved, stable continuity and characters by using the clash of Chaos vs. Chaos as a catalyst?

Presentation:
>>28803872
They are both called Twilight by first name.

Prediction:
Twilight is a Daddy's Girl and might enjoy it while it lasts~

>>28803872
I want none of this!

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>>28803903
>>28803919
>>28803943

It's already happening.

>>28803872
Chrysalis is going to break her horn mind wiping at this point.

>>28803872
>>28804028
And thus, Twilight joins her mentor Cestia in her daily attempts at painting her brains across the walls by way of Russian roulette.

>>28804041
With a fully loaded gun.

>>28804166
Celestia tried that too.

>>28804182
Eh,lemme just write a quick NSFT story what happens next and I am sure she'll find nw, exciting ways to off herself after all is said and done.

Twilight sadly has no romantic interests or this would be so much more exploitable.

>>28804244
Nah, Fizzle has dibs on him now. Their chemistry is there.

Plus, Sunset is hooking up with Chitania. I think? It's really confusing. Like some sort of twisted friendship with benefits hates sex mommy issues thing. I can't tell most days.

>Zookeeper
"Tourist"
~~~

>....

"Huh. I didn't know this place had a threeheaded monkey that did three stooges acts. Neat!"

>...

"Can I get a selfie with that?"

>...yes.

>>28804336
"Is that monkey-"

>STOP LOOKING STOP LOOKING STOP LOOKING-

"Nah, it's alright, if I had more than one head? I'd try it too."

>...

"Just being honest."

>>28804041
>Cestia

...intentional?

>Pommel
"Daw"
'Uncle Brass'

Gadunkgadunkgadunkgadunk!

'Nephew release me at once!'

>Mrrphadrf...

"Means no."

'I insist! I am not a colt to be dragged around!'

>Mrrglg...

"He disagrees."

Gadunkgadunkgadunk!

'Confound it all at least let me walk down these stairs!'

>Mmrfflflf.

"Says it'll knock sense in ya if he drags ya."

'You are far too much like your mother.'

>Mrf.

"Ehhh, somethin' quippy 'bout bein' in touch with his feminine side, honestly it didn't land that well. Work on your delivey, lad."

>Mrrphrph.

"Don' mention it."

'Help me!'

"Don't think I oughta, you're tryna go down ta certain death and I think I'd make a bad impression on the in-laws if I just let ya."

'You're a pirate, where's your sense of adventure!?'

"Listen, soon-ta-be Uncle-in-law, us pirates don't just go rushin' in willy nilly to any ole place what's ringin' the old alarm bells."

'You can literally pluck jewels from the walls.'

"...oi Pom, let's not be too hasty here..."

>Ptooey! Seriously!?

"What can I say? I've a treasure addiction."

'Oh thank Faust, my chin was starting to really hurt...how tall IS this tower?'

>"..."

"Uhhh...Pom? How long is the trip down from your office supposed to be?"

>I wasn't paying attention, someone look out that window there.

'It seems fine to-GOODNESS!'

The older stallion gasps as the window widens and he nearly falls out into a neverending void of blue skies.

"Aw bollocks."

>Uncle Brass!

Pommel lunges forward, chomping down on his Uncle's tail and pulling him back in.

'What was that!?'

"Hm, silly buggery going on? I reckon that's called Tuesday round here."

>We need to go.

"Roight! Double time down the neverending tower, sounds like a jolly idea!"

>You got a better one?

"Touchè."

And so they ran.

>>28804789
Luna is so sexy she changed her name.

>>28804990
Huh. Maybe there is a way to stop this...

>>28804993
You would too! None can resist that moonbooty!

>>28805183
Stop what? They're literally just going around in circles down a spiral staircase.

Good night thread

>88
"Upper Crust"
'Changelings'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRXDdwQEkyM&list=PL13D58C62AD5DE7A2&index=6

>I get the feeling something's wrong.

"What makes you say that?"

>Well for one, my life usually doesn't have background music. Secondly...

'Hup! Hup! Hup!'

>Guys, can ya knock that off?

"Hang, I got this."

FWEEEEE!

>Gah!

'Unh!'

>Wait no, come back, I can't hold Lavan's head up by my-oof!

"Whoops!"

>You...are a dick...

"Hang on, lemme just..."

FWEEEEEE!

>NGH! STOP THAT! WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET A WHISTLE!?

"I...do not know, but it just feels right."

FWEEEEE!

>Fucking...hate you...

Crash!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf9nyJ4cD7E

-HISSSSS!-

>Hoooooly hell that's a bigass cat.

"Wait a minute, that's Princess Rarity's cat!"

>Let's get outta here!

"Hang on, I know what to do!"

Grab!

>Wha-

Toss!

>AAAAAAHHHHH!

"I'm brilliant."

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>>28805356
>None can resist that moonbooty!
>those digits
Fucking thread ghost!

>>28805356
>post about moonbooty
>those last two digits
Dude, what the fuck....

>>28805977
The TG channel the thoughts and hearts of our characters through our post! Praise be the TG!

>>28805956
Damn it, Upper Crust, you're not Olimar...you're Louie at best.

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I find a disturbing lack of Chitty in this thread...

>>28806569
Hey, let the mares brush each others hair and be happy and not plotty.

>>28806569
Has... Has Schmoe ascended to animator!?!?

>>28806592
For now anyway, I found a neat app for my tablet, thought I might give it a try cause I feel bad for not contributing for a while.