Rainbow Dash takes up prostitution. How well does it go?

>>28789843
>shipping
>patreon
It doesn't go at all because your thread gets hidden.

>takes up

She goes on sale because no one's biting

>>28789843
Her title of "Top Cunt" becomes more literal.

>>28789858
It's a scene from the show.
>B-but it's fanart!
Based on a scene from the show.

>>28789843
lower her prices due to low demand

>>28789905
That's taken out of context way to much by autistic shiptards, much like the people who unironically ship discord and fluttershy.
>inb4 "le mad fluttercuck" reddit meme

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>>28789865
>>28789976
>Implying every stallion wouldn't want to a real, live Wonderbolt.

>>28791202
>anthro

>>28789843

She becomes known as "The cheapest piece of ass from here to Yakyakistan"

>>28789843
I'd say someone should post the Strelnikov green but who are we kidding, no one remembers that anymore

>>28791272
>Strelnikov
He lives in our hearts like the alcohol in our veins, anon. The Emperor of all Maladies may have taken him from us, but as long as a single Anon remembers Strelnikov, he will never truely die.

>>28789843
She becomes the second pregnant of the main 6

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>>28791466
We all know who won that race.

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>>28789843
>lumineko

>>28791210
>no tits
How is this anthro?

>>28791615
reminder that the toaster or the candlestick holder from those Disney cartoons were anthro.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropomorphism

>>28789843
Ten Seconds Flat.

>>28791210
You're a retard.

>>28790822
>>inb4 mad fluttercuck meme
Meta damage control.

>>28789843
Pretty poorly. Rarity has already monopolized the prostitution market.

>>28791669
By that logic, ALL of the ponies are anthro.

>>28789843
>Needs to imitate Rarity
>Acts like a slut to do it
Even RD knows what's up and RD never knows anything.

>>28789865
>>28791202
>>28791253
>Dash goes on the game
>it goes poorly
>enter Anon
>you will never explode raw inside her tight, tight anal passage, clutching her wings hard enough to loosen a few feathers
>throw a crumpled 20-bit bill onto the side table before she even gets up to shower
>not enough to even cover the tear in her uniform, of course, but still
>a WHOLE 20 bits
>you're the best at this Dash
>'til next time
>leave her stinking, sore and bruised, to clean herself up

>>28789843
terrible because she cums/makes her clients cum in 10 seconds flat

>>28789843
poorly. She is inexperienced, so nobody will want her.

Besides, she would never. She is too pure

>>28792151
Stop abusing my waifu

>element of loyalty
>whoring herself

You can not go more out of character with Dash than this.

>>28791882
>damage control meme
Mad Reddit boy detected

>>28792986
I think Dash would be proud of herself; a whole 20 bits! That's with charging extra 'cuz of the uniform. Stallions: give 'em what they want, and you can charge them anything.

...and yeah, at some point somepony's going to ask why her uniforms are getting roughed-up, if they don't notice the marks on her neck: she's not THAT stupid. Until then, 20 smackers pays for a looooot of Up, Up and Away! magazines and those apple-cinnamon oat bars they don't have in the cafeteria. The regular kind, not the fancy kind, but whatever. Relax, everything's all figured out. You're probably jealous anyway.

>>28789905
Yeah, a scene that lasted, what, a minute? You shipfags will grasp at whatever straw you can, even if it's drenched in shit, just to justify your bullshit.

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>>28789858
/thread

>>28792151
>>28793188
Will someone please expand on this?

A naïve Dash getting in over her head, making a pittance in return for leaving her humiliated and with destroyed holes, is my fetish.

>>28790822
>much like the people who unironically ship discord and fluttershy.
>this denial

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>>28792151
Good lord, I need more.

>>28791202
I'd cum inside that

>>28793367
>the Nile meme

>>28793367
>this much straw grasping

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>>28790822
Fluttercord is not even a meme you retard. Its in canon and implied by the writers on twitter and conventions you mongrel. You dont have to be a shipper to see that.

>>28793596
It's not canon until the writers or the show itself specifically says it's canon, shiptard.

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>>28789843
she learned from the best, darling

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>>28789843

Rarity kicks her ass the first day for getting on her turf.

>>28792095
And thus you have learned the terrible truth.

>>28793728
Meh, when someone says "anthro" people normally think of scientific fuck ups that have human bodies and pony heads, and normally don't think of feral animals with human characteristics. Kind of like how when you hear someone say "nigger", you normally just think of a really stupid, degenerate wrangle monkey constantly going on shit parades and can barely speak English rather than just a man of African descent.

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>>28791669
4chan's anthro is different than anthro in the dictionary
most people go by 4chans definition because that's what they're taught to being the correct term and the most popular
for instance, take the pic related
1. pony
2. semi anthro
3. anthro
4. anthro
5. humanized
not pictured is EqG:
4.75. normal form (pastel colored skin)
4.5. pony-up (ears, wings, longer hair representing a tail) this is closest to Neko anime girls, just without an actual tail

>>28793766
nigger's are low class blacks in the ghetto that never try to amount to anything and blame society for their problems

a black person is one who rises above their upbringing and or becomes a contributing member of society

>>28790822
Flutterfags trying too hard

>28794072
Reddit boy trying too hard fishing for (You)s to be relevant

>>28789843
>"Hey stud!"
>That rough, annoying voice cuts through the relative silence of the early morning ambiance
"What do you want, Rainbow?"
>"Oh it's not about what I want, it's about what YOU want."
>She lies back in her cloud, placing her hooves behind her head and stretching her groin forward
>"See anything you like, sweetie?"
>You grimace as your eyes fall forward
"Yeah, the freshly made cinnamon buns at Sugar Cube Corner."
>"Anything else?"
"Fresh cup of coffee."
>You breathe out that last part in bliss as sleepiness begins to take over again
>"I meant a certain mare you might want to purchase for entertainment~"
"What."
>"I'm a prostitute now, dummy! Come and get some!"
>Oh, ew
"I knew you had no self-respect, unfortunately I still have mine."
>"Hey!"
"Which is an impressive feat considering I'm in a world from a show about a pastel equine toy commercial for little girls."
>"What."
"That's my line."
>"Come on dude, I need my first customer some time today!"
"So you're not a whore quite yet- scratch that, you're just making sure the horseshoe fits."
>"Fuck you!"
"No thank you."
>She grumbles and flops back into her cloud
"Why the hell are you peddling ass bright and early in the morning anyway?"
>"I'm excited to get started!"
"You're excited for a fat, greasy stallion to have his way with you?"
>"What? Gross! No, I'm waiting for a dreamboat to come and sweep me off my hooves."
>Confidence bolstered
"Well now, I didn't think you felt that way about me."
>"HA! Naw, you don't fit the bill. But I figured you're at least decent enough to get the first ride."
"Oh, well in that case, fuck you."
>"What's your offer?"
"It's an auction now?"
>"I... yes?"
"You have no idea how this works, do you?"
>"Whatever, dude. Free sex, free bits."
"I don't even know where to start with how wrong that is."
>"Is it wrong? Is it really?"
>Yes
>No
>Maybe
>You don't fucking know anymore

>>28794252
"Listen, you understand the meaning behind comfort mare, yeah? You don't just pick and choose your customers. I mean, I guess you could, but that wouldn't exactly be profitable for one in your profession, not to mention the only stallions who would need to seek you out are the not-so-dreamboats that can't just find nice mares on their own."
>"Oh."
"Yeah. Also, you won't find anybody looking for sex this early in the morning."
>"Seriously, dude?"
"I'm human, that's different. I had a whole biology lesson that you fell asleep duri-"
>"Snooooore~"
"Whatever. Morning wood, morning coffee, morning dump-"
>"Gross."
"Implying you don't."
>"I don't go around talking about it!"
"Well isn't that swell? You know, some stallions may pay just to have you talk about that."
>"What?! Oh my Celestia, I'm gonna puke."
"Them's the trades, Rizzle. Why are you whoring yourself out anyway?"
>"I need money."
"For? Are you in debt? What could possibly be so important that you'd need to resort to this?"
>"I want a donut."
"I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
>"I'm out of cereal and I wanted a donut. Figured I'd have some dude have a quickie and pay for my breakfast."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh
"With that mindset you'll be a top notch whore in no time."
>"Really? You think so?"
"Yes, you'll also have an asshole stretched so large you won't be able to control your bowels."
>"Ehh..."
>With a clink, you toss a bit up onto her cloud, bouncing perfectly into her hooves
"Get yourself that donut and stop being a whore. Well, stop being more of one than you usually are."
>"Aw man, sweet! Thanks Anon! Shop is closed~"
"No problem. Just be glad you weren't arrested for prostitution."
>"Wait, you mean you can get hauled off to jail for this?!"
"You're a special kind of retarded, aren't you?"
>"Yeah? Well fuck you, too."
"Only if I don't have to pay."
>"Eh, I guess that's fair. Maybe later though, I'm hungry."
>What

>>28794259
>"Just come knocking on my backdoor for some fun some time, if you know what I mean."
>She winks at you
>You what harder
>"Later, Anon. Thanks again!"
>You're left standing at the entrance to the town proper in a daze as she zips off
>Your hunger starts to wane as the thought of the jizzy cinammon bun syrup trailing down her backside enters your mind
>Or wait
>No
>No, that's definitely syrup and nothing else
>It's too early for this shit
>You're going to need two cups of coffee and a shot of bleach for this one
>Stupid sexy Rainbow horse
>Stupid goddamn cinnamon buns

>>28794261
>you will never drizzle rainbow dash in cinnabon jizz

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>implying soarin isn't gay as fuck

>>28791202
I'd lick her all over

>>28794302
>gaysoar.jpg
Is that like a canker sore for gays?

>>28794321
yeah, but it's in the ass instead

>>28794321
Nah that's called herpes

>>28794311
And over again

dun dun dun
TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN

>>28791272
I wish to know. Please enlighten me

>>28794302
[citation needed]

>>28791615
>>28791850
Anthro shoulders, anthro hips. Not FIM pony anatomy.

>>28794418
>Not FIM pony anatomy
>Literally like every artist who's got his own style

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>>28794431
#notallartists
Some of them adhere to correct form.

>>28794602
Crinkle Sparkle

>>28794252
>>28794259
>>28794261
Good! Good.

Almost disappoint at no lewd. But good nonetheless.

>>28793692
So you're saying that AJ's parent's aren't dead, but neglectful?

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>>28794676
It's easy to get the anatomy right. Most artists get it right. Shoulders are FIM shoulders, not human shoulders.

>>28789843
Not very well. Holes are too loose because she's a whore and she can't stop talking long enough to suck dick, so she gets neither bits nor cum
She starves to death

>>28795376
Pony shoulders are for cumming on.

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>>28791669

>candlestick holder

We Spiderman now, because this thread a shit.

>>28789843
That would depend on a few factors like where she's standing and foot traffic of said area. she also needs to let potential customers know she's selling in the first place.
ideally if she can find a brothel to work at she would get a steady supply of customers because guys will always love fucking young women even if they only find them moderately attractive.

also your thread is shit, i hope something terrible happens in your life if it hasn't already.

>>28795584
>>28795617
Fags.