>a >fucking >statue How will Pinkiefags ever recover?

>>28789429
I think pinkiefags have already made solace with the fact that Weird Al tapped that first

>>28789429
For the Element of Laughter, she sure does like 'em stone-cold

I loved when she made him say "You've got amazing hair"

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>>28789494

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>>28789429
All this proves is that Pinkie doesn't have anybody to pay those kinds of attention to her.
She won't need a statue to boost her self esteem after I pork her pie.

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>>28789494

>>28789584
But Weird Al already did.

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>>28789429
Nice try fluttercuck.

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Discord also was a statue. That explains a lot.

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>>28789591
Don't get mad at me, anon: their relationship would end up being too rocky to survive anyway.

is this a meme

>>28789811
It's an anally annihilated Fluttercuck trying to get the cuck meme spread around to the other waifus.

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>tfw you are immune to waifu banter and threads like this only make you laugh

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>>28789429
Well of course Pinkie has a thing for statues.
You can take the pony out of the rock farm, but you can't take the rock farm out of the pony.

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>>28790747
Good thing I had my feels surgically removed after season 4.

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>>28789429
>flutterfags this triggered

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LIVE THREAD LIVE!

>>28790810
This makes way too much sense.

>>28790747
Pretty much no one beside Fluttercucks and maybe Marblecucks should be afraid over their waifu.

>>28789429
>shift click thread
>board catalog improvement quality: +1

>>28789429
Why are Flutterfags so obvious? Is this what they do when they're not caring for their wife's draconequus son?

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>>28790747
That's why you pick perfect waifus, like Vinyl.

>>28794011
She'd suck a golf ball through a garden hose for some Molly

>>28794137
She'd be too fucked up to tell what's what.
I'd fuck her in exchange for some 'molly' that's actually just a claritin.

>>28789429
Maybe Fluttershy and Discord's child will be Pinkie Pie and send her back in time to live on rock farm.
She's getting hooked on her dad.

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>>28795500
Okay so you're saying…Discord and Fluttershy will have Pinkie Pie. Then they'll send her back 20-ish years and have her be adopted into the rock farm.
…
I really…this makes too much sense.

>>28789429
I'm happy with this, because I've got about as much personality as an angry rock. She'd like me.

The worst about this is that she fell for him only because he was a king. He can literally can be just a cold dead statue, but his position is enough for Pinkie. And you thought that Rarity was a gold digger.

>>28789676
Pinkie is a pure maiden.
Go home fluttercuck.

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>>28795576
She fell for him because he was a charmer, faglord. Riches had nothing to do with it, unlike someone we know.

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>>28795500
Don't even add to this nightmare of a headcanon!

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>>28789525
pinkie confirmed to be self conscious about her messy hair

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>>28796871
She likes men with authority.

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>>28789811
>>28794011
>>28795500

>>28798758
>She likes men with authority
Makes me imagine she likes having her mane pulled.

That's hot.

>>28789491
Does it really count if it's Weird Al?

>>28796871
>Goes in to convince dragon to stop to save her friends and Equestria.
>Instead tries to steal his gold and jewels
>"Generosity"

>>28798758
>Shining Armor

Hormone-addled young teen ponk basically raping Shining when?

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>>28798758
>I knew a black guy named Jonathan
>Applejack betraying the KKK for black dick and being left with a child

>>28798758
>Rainbow Dash doesn't even know his name and wants to fug him
T O P S L U T
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>>28798758
>gender swapped color swap weed horse
Kek

a fucking statue?

A FUCKING STATUE?

>>28800218
FUCKING A STATUE?

>>28789429
ITT: Flutterfags trying to take some of the heat off of themselves.