itt what is the kinkiest pony related thought you ever had

>>28783435
I want to hold her hoof and whisper to her "I love you

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>>28783435

Not whacking off to furry porn

>>28783435
One time I was holding a soda bottle and there were wrinkles on the paper around it, and I thought "This could be a horse dick" and then decided to not think like that

>>28783445
>hold her hoof
you sick fuck

>>28783445
OP asked said kinky not degenerate. I'm reporting you to the FBI you sick son of a bitch.

>>28783435
having consensual sex with my waifu in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>28784068
>Mercenary
That's a pretty dangerous way to have sex, Anon. Do you guys hump under gunfire?

>>28784163
have you even visted /k/?

>>28784171
No.
Why? Is saying mercenary position instead of missionary position a meme there?

Calling her a good horse

>>28783435
I would play with her teats constantly, they might be my favorite part of pony, and drink her milk straight from the tap on the daily.

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>>28783435
The cruel shit that comes to my mind when I think or dream of my waifu really makes me think. I can't tell if I'm a total sadist or masochist. It really hurts emotionally to see her all fucked up, but if dreams are supposed to actually mean something or show my deep desires, I don't know.

I would encourage bullying. Plot with Diamond Tiara to make life hell for the CMC. Eventually leading to complete domination, mentally breaking and raping them.

>>28783452
Ponies are not fury, they're xeno.

They are not animals, they are sentient creatures with traits unfamiliar to humans.

Wanting a 6'4" muscular futa anthro Fluttershy to peg me from behind then taking a shower with her after and massaging her muscles and boobs.

>>28783435
Hoof Holding.

>>28783435
Having my weiner slowly cut off by extreme horse sphincter pressure

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>>28783445
>>28785019

Go back to /b/ you sick bastards

>>28783452
Here's your (You), Reddit boy.

I would love for a sweet background mare from the show to piss on my balls while I fuck her plump pussy with her on top.

Also, the hoof holding thing is old and stupid.

>>28783445
>>28785019
DELET

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I have fantasies of Sunbutt wearing latex and sitting on my face while I worship her DRIPPY MAREHOOD.

Which is pretty conventional by current standards, but.

>>28783435
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

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>>28783435

I want Pinkie Pie to cover me in whip cream and lick it all off.

>you will never suck on Ponka's perky, taut horse boobs and ejaculate into her mane

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>>28783435

Slow, soft and tender love making amongst kisses, hugs and gazing each other's eyes. Makes my chest feel weird.

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Jacking off into her feed bag

>>28786101
Holy fuck! That was a good one.

>>28783435
i feel like applejack would be secretly very kinky.

i really would like if shes into stuff like over stimulation and being motherly during sex.
maybe her chores on the farm inspired her fetishes? stuff like milking the cows.

>>28786785
just imagine it. your legs tied wide and your wrists bound. a blindfold over your eyes with applejack behind you. shes proping you up with her being the bigger spoon. shes tied a milker to your dick and its working your dick escrosiatingly slowly while applejack whispers comforting things in your ear.

>30+ posts
>no one has mentioned a nitrous oxide orgy in the dental surgery theater with Nurse Redheart, Colgate, and Princess Luna

What are you people, normies or something? reeee, etc.

>>28787101
>not wanting your dick milked by applejack
what are you a faggot or something?

>>28787101
>reeee
>not Coooo

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>>28783435
>what is the kinkiest pony related thought you ever had

Having Conceptual Sex in the Mercenary Position with Princess Molestia.

>>28786058
I know that feel anon

Tying her to my bed and tickling her till she gets wet then eating her out till she cums.

Taking a hard long shit, and freezing it, then using it as a dildo on her ass and fingering her utuerus

>>28787605
>conceptual sex
Do you not do that already?

>>28783435
Fucking a heavily pergnant spoiled rich.

>>28788474
Cold have just said a fudgecicle

I post most of my kinkiest pony thoughts as stories here.

>>28785443
>ywn have you salad tossed by pinkiepie
All is vanity

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>>28788511

It didn't exist beforehand.

Think about it...!

It's not my fetish, but the most out-there thing I have seen in this fandom was that since Sunbutt has become aware that she's functionally immortal and indestructible, she has picked up some serious, serious masochistic kinks. I think it was in an AiE thread a couple years back, in which the viewpoint character, Anonymous, was doing things like cutting her throat with a straight razor and fucking the hole while it slowly sealed up and healed, and worse things than that--eviscerating her, cutting out her liver, etc., and Anonymous isn't necessarily into this shit but after thousands of jaded years this is the only way anyone can make her cum any more.

>>28783435
filly fondling

>>28783452
Can I get some sauce on the first three?

>>28783435
Most of my fantasies with ponies are completely vanilla. If I could make a wish, holding my waifu's hooves would be one of my first thoughts.

However, I had this fucking weird fantasy once. I met my waifu for the first time, and she just had sex with some random stallion. Her pussy was leaking the stallion's cum and she was upset because the stallion came, but she didn't, and she was saying something like "I hate stallions, they say they love you to fuck you, they fuck you and then they drop you before even giving you an orgasm, fuck them, I'll never have sex with a stallion ever again". Then I said "I'm different, I really love you". She said "you're like everypony else, you only care about yourself". I said "I can prove it, I'll do something no one has done for you before". Then I started licking her dirty pussy. The stallion's cum was warm and disgusting, but I licked it off until the pussy was completely clean. Then I kept on licking until I made my waifu cum. "This is the first time a stallion makes me cum", she said, and I see in her eyes that she knew that I truly love her.

It's not a recurring fantasy, I don't want to lick cum from my waifu's pussy, but I jerked off thinking about this once, now I can't forget it and it's gross, so I wanted to share it with you because I hate you and you deserve it.

>>28793197
that was an easy fap

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>>28783435
Rainbow Dash has a damsel in distress fetish. She likes to dress up in flowy princess garb and be "rescued".

>>28783435
Cum inside Lyra, pick up her hindquarters and drain her pussy into her mouth. Then we snowball.

>>28792187
Sounds like the shit that one dude Lector made up.

>>28794610
That's possible. I don't remember the author's name or trip at all.

>>28785154
>Ivan
>MG3
The /k/ in me cringes.

>>28794667
It could be a Yugo MG53, but... yeah.

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>>28783435
Some pretty edgy shit, to be honest.

I want to slowly break Celestia in, starting from a resisting, defiant and proud princess willing to stand strong for her ponies and working on her until she's an obedient, submissive slave who knows who her master is. I want to feel her buck and heave in her chains as I enter her for the first time; I want to hear her scream as I brand over her mark and take away everything she is; I want to see her blush in humiliation as I present ever-lewder things for her to put on for me - bridles, stockings, saddles and corsets, every kind of lingerie imaginable - and make her perform ever more humiliating acts in them.

I want to leave her sealed in a latex suit, denied all her senses, her magic, even the passage of time - except for the vibrators filling her, being pumped in and out of her, driving orgasm after orgasm through her until everything blends together into a haze of misery and pleasure. I want to hear her beg as I apply the alligator clamps to her teats - squealing when the last one's fierce teeth sink into the nerve-laden nub of her clit - before I send the current surging through them and leave her a spasming wreck.

I want to twist her until she hates every bit of my existence, but has been conditioned to only be happy in my presence. I want my sun-slave to only be able to sleep curled at my side, a wing across my body, even as she knows she should be feeling revulsion at the thought of touching me.

It's completely unrealistic, I know. But damn if it doesn't make me hard as fucking diamonds.

>>28794788
Sauce on image?
And holy fuck that got me hard by imagining I was Celly in this scenario. What has this site done to me.

>>28794956
>Sauce on image
DB ID is literally right there in the filename. It's unfortunately not cropped down, as best as I've been ever able to find - that's all there is of it.

>What has this site done to me
Amazing things, my friend. Amazing things.

> Your slave is already there waiting for you at the door to your quarters when you arrive after a long, hard day of discovering ruling a captured nation isn't as easy as you would think
> She'd chosen a sparse costume today - pairs of thin, sparkling chains ran from a ring on her horn and the bridle she wore down past her cheeks to hang beneath her barrel.
> If you checked, you suspected, you would find on their far ends a pair of rubber-tipped clamps seated firmly on her teats.
> That this was all immaculately applied was even more impressive - and spoke to the depth of control she had with what tiny trickle of magic you hadn't sealed away - because she was utterly blind.
> You'd left her with a heavy pair of blinders anchored firmly over her eyes, and Celestia knew far, far better than to remove anything you'd given her.
> Soon you find yourself seated in your favorite seat, legs propped on the back of your favorite slave and a book in your hands.
> Without even a word Celestia begins her typical task, teeth tugging lightly at your pants and drawing them open until your shaft is exposed.
> Then, she begins to suckle - not a true act, not with intent to finish you, but with just a slow, regular motion to ensure your pleasure.
> Sexual background noise, so to speak.
> Just enough to keep you semi-erect in her mouth as she skillfully and tirelessly works up and down while you read - tongue washing over your shaft and sack like.
> At last you set the book aside - taking her horn and lifting her head so that you can reach the blinders.
> The brilliant purple eyes revealed when they are removed sparkle with fury, humiliation, and hate.
"Good girl, Celestia. I see you've been practicing finding just the right pace."

>>28794788
Go to derpiboo and look up "fall of Equestria"
It's exactly what your looking for.

>>28794788
>>28795137
Personally it's not my style as I have developed a tickling fetish over the years and enjoy screams of joy and laughter but whatever floats your boat mate. Fall of Equestria has quite a bit of content.

>>28794788
hi SiM
shame about your dead general

>>28795137
I've seen it.

Shithro aside, the writing is fucking awful. Everyone is behaving completely bizarrely, characters fall to bits at the slightest thing, and there aren't plot holes so much as plot craters.

I mean, fucking seriously, characters actually get off to seeing their friends and loved ones raped even as they're supposedly horrified by it. Celestia goes from fighting to protect her ponies to "please let your cum slut suck your cock!" in a matter of hours. The creator throws shitfits and actually bans people from the Fimfiction group for suggesting his perfectly-godlike conquerer OC race can ever have a flaw or be resisted by anyone - even when said suggestions are intended to improve the writing.

I really, really love the idea of Equestria under hostile military occupation and I really, really love the idea of Celestia being slowly worked down into obedience. But Fall is a steaming cesspit.

holy shit this thread got popular quickly

>>28795252
>>28783435
Why are you namefagging?

>>28795122
>Amazing things
If you classify being the subject of that post as amazing, then that is most certainly true.
Luckily I do and it sounds amazing to be Celly.

>>28783435
The kinkiest would be getting myself tied down in Luna's castle. She touches me and rubs me till I'm hard against my will and then begins to fuck me. I like it but am revolted at the sight of myself being violated. She begins to stimulate herself with her wet clit over my hard self. I let go all hope and thrust as she releases me from my magical ties. I love her deeply and thrust till I cum inside her as she moans in orgasm. I am exhausted and collapse with her by my side. I love her, but why? She violated who I was, I was no longer a virgin. Was it the fact it is too late to change the past? Maybe. I woke up in the morning to an open cell door and a note saying "come back any time my passionate lover"

>>28783435
I want to belong to a pony. Not figuratively, literally. I want to be his most prized possession. His cherished pet. His loyal slave. He would use me in any way he sees fit for his own pleasure. I would take delight in acting out all of his most depraved fantasies. As for what I would personally enjoy the most? The role reversal.

A decade of training horses has made me accustomed to being dominant and completely in control while astride those powerful creatures, bending their mind and body to my will. I want to feel what it's like to completely relinquish that power. To have my own mind and body bent to the will of my pony master, completely subject to his every whim.

This wouldn't just be in private, oh no. He would make it a point to make a public display of his dominance over me. He would order me to come to him, dropping to my hands and knees. He's wearing a pair of leather chaps, a sadistic grin on his face as he taps one of his front hooves with the tip of a riding crop that's looped around the other front hoof at the handle. I instantly recognize this command and drop my head to the floor, drawing my tongue up and down his hoof, lapping at it eagerly as he lifts it up to allow me access to the bottom of it.

I take the hoof in my hand, pulling it closer to my mouth and moan softly as I poke and prod every ridge and bump and crevice on its sole with my tongue, savoring the taste of his firm appendage in my mouth. He sets his hoof down and I repeat the process with the other front hoof. As I crawl to his side to continue with his hind hooves the riding crop snaps harshly on my ass for not moving fast enough for him. I dare not whimper as it will bring further punishment, I move on to his hind hooves and hurriedly clean them, lapping at them like a thirsty dog.

>>28795423
When my master is satisfied he puts a pony-tail buttplug in my ass. He then puts a leather saddle on my back and a bridle on my head with a harsh metal bit that goes into my mouth. Without delay he mounts me, plopping himself onto my back with as much force as he can. My back bends and strains under his weight and I whimper, prompting him to jerk hard on the reins attached to my bridle, clanging the bit against my teeth painfully as he gives me five or six hard lashes with the riding crop in rapid succession for daring to show any hint of protest. He opens the front door and kicks me with the sharp spurs he's wearing on his hind hooves, forcing me out into public.

y now I'm painfully erect and can do nothing about it, precum dripping from my member onto the ground as I carry my master through the streets of Ponyville. Ponies stop and stare. Some giggle, some gasp, many whisper amongst themselves. My master is not satisfied with my speed so he whips and spurs me forward. It doesn't take long before I'm trembling with exhaustion, but I can't disappoint my master. I muster every last bit of strength I have to continue. He makes sure to ride me up and down all the most busy streets and through the town square, showing me off to every single pony in town.

When we finally make it back home I collapse from total exhaustion, breathing heavily as sweat pours down my body, and he pats me on the head, telling me what a good boy I am. He removes my saddle and bridle and the pony tail and I roll over onto my back. He's worked up a sweat too. As I gasp for air trying to catch my breath he brings his muscular ass down on my face, lifting his tail out of the way and resting his sweet pucker right on my lips, his balls covering my nose as precum dribbles down his rock hard dick and begins to coat my face.

>>28795427
I immediately begin licking, plunging my tongue deep into his ass without hesitation and swirling it around, his pleasured moans sending chills of arousal through my body, the mental high of making him feel good spurring me into ever-increasing levels of euphoria, the pungent smell of his sweaty stallionhood overwhelming my nostrils and the taste of his sweaty ass filling my mouth. He grinds his ass against my face, sometimes so hard I can't breathe for several seconds, but I continue greedily rimming him as though my very life depends on it even as my lungs cry out for oxygen.

After several minutes he stands up and jabs at my side with a hoof signaling me to roll back over. I comply. "Up, slave," he commands. I immediately get to my knees, raising my ass as high into the air as I can. He mounts me as he would a mare, his hind hooves scrambling against the floor beneath him as his dick slides up and down between my asscheeks. He finally zeroes in on his target and shoves his entire length into me at once with a loud snort and grunt. I gasp and bite my lip as he hilts, only to immediately pull out and slam into me again, his balls audibly slapping against mine as he does.

>>28795429
"TAKE it you filthy fucking whore!"

Every thrust is punctuated with a loud grunt and snort.

"You like that big fucking horse cock in your ass don't you you little fucking faggot?"

"Yes master," I respond.

"Show me how much you like it. Beg me to fuck you, you little slut!"

"Oh please master, fuck me harder!" I say.

"I'm not convinced you worthless piece of shit!" he growls as he leans forward and bites the back of my neck.

"PLEASE master, FUCK ME HARDER!" I scream at the top of my lungs. "PLEASE!" I beg, desperately needing to feel him unleash a torrent of his seed inside of me, wanting nothing more than to fulfill my purpose and bring him to climax. I squeeze my ass in time with his thrusts in an attempt to make him cum faster, and my efforts are soon rewarded.

His entire body trembles violently, his tail flagging as hot spurts of thick horse cum finally erupt from the flared head of his penis and he collapses onto my back, causing me to collapse onto the floor. He lingers inside of me, resting on my back and leaning foward to kiss my cheek as we both pant heavily

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>>28795442
Wait I reacted too soon
>>28795423
>>28795427
>>28795429
>>28795438
All of this

>>28795423
>>28795427
>>28795429
>>28795438
>holy fuck the kinkiness

>>28795423
>>28795427
>>28795429
>>28795438
Wow anon you sure are an enormously kinky dude and I would totally want to be used in the same way.

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I want my waifu to put me in an "abusive" relationship. I use the term abusive because it's simply the best way to put it for people to understand. I'd be perfectly fine with her beating me senseless, though, or smashing a bottle over my head in a drunken rage. I'm pretty small, so she could force me to do just about anything.

I just wanted to lift up a poni's tail and blow razzberries on her ponut while she sucked my cock.

You people are way too advanced for me. I feel like a n00b.

>>28795198
I don't actually follow the story or analyze emotions of characters. I just jerked it twice to the comic before.
Reading that comic is like watching porn for the plot.

>>28795824
You might like "Good Clop Bad Clop" on FIMfiction, then.

It's kind of weird, actually. There is a war between Earth and Equestria. The ponies win. Princess Celestia selects a particularly stubborn human prisoner of war and makes it her project to break him, using means of pain and pleasure that would be impossible without magic. Once she does so, and makes him love her, she gives him to Cadence as a sort of present.

Throughout all this, Sunbutt behaves like a cruel, evil, sadistic cunt. There is no explanation for anything that happened. And there's a tacked-on section at the end where the human's ill treatment at Sunbutt's hooves breaks Pinkbutt's heart and makes her want to heal him lots of affectionate snugglefucking.

Sunbutt is one very hot Domme when we see her in action but she doesn't even seem to enjoy what she's doing, and we have no idea what's going on in her head. But if you ever had fantasies about being magically bound and anally horn-fucked it's the story for you.

>pg 10

>>28793197
>I don't want to lick cum from my waifu's pussy
wow, I never knew one man could be so gay

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>>28798984
>skips over >>28795423 's four-post long magnum opus of stallion-on-human-male BDSM
>and complains that a post about a guy performing cunnilingus on his waifu is "gay"

srsly?

>>28799096
you are literally the most retarded, gayest faggot I have ever met,anon. there is nothing gay about a man confessing his love for stallion BDSM
you're just as gay as the fag who didn't want to lick cum from his waifu's pussy