What kind of candy would you give to the CMC, /mlp/?

>>28782678
The kind that quickly puts them to sleep

I bet most of you want to give em the candy the guys with the black vans near the playgrounds have

>>28782678
Apples, veggies, boxes of raisins, maybe a toothbrush.
Depends on whats on clearance.

>>28782713
see I was even ninja´d by my own idea

>>28782678
Hard candy.
Like Werther's or something.

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>>28782711
>>28782713

>>28782678
Handfuls of those multi-flavored caramels that look like tootsie rolls - the kind that you only ever see on Halloween because nobody ever buys them for themselves.

They're a crucial part of the Halloween experience.

>>28782678
Full sized chocolate bars, Skor bars, coffee crisp, aero, mars bars. All of it
Werthers or another great caramel candy and pancakes

>>28782805
that is a BIG bed for one small pony. there is room for me in there

coconut bars, because coconut is superior to any other bullshit candy out there

>>28783298
that truly is one of the best things about trickortreating. you somehow get all this weird candy you never see in stores. it's just.... around. and the variety is somehow a lot better than just buying an equal amount of your favorite (and that's one of the rare times I don't say fuck variety)
it's like how some of the shittiest things in life (which I still advocate getting rid of) like school and shit, DO at least give you a variety of experiences with a whole lot of different people

anyway I would give Scoots shit like Ring Pops, Push Pops, those weird elaborate candies involving bottles of this or pouches of that...
Sweetie would get cotton candy, vanilla tootsie rolls, those creamy swirled hard candies..
and AB would get caramel apple pops, laffy taffys, and skittles

>>28782713
>Implying my van is black.
It's white and has a wizard painted on the side!

>>28783348
coconut what? you mean mounds and almond joys? those are patties. i've never heard of coconut BARS. which would presumably involve coconut suspended in chocolate or some other hard cocoa-butter or palm oil confection

>>28782678
Suckers.
The ones with bugs in them.

>>28783374
somehow i think scootaloo would adore those

>>28783383
Applebloom too I would imagine.
Sweetie would chase her sister with it.

>>28783407
Rarity would probably fucking faint. she'd be weirded enough out by those GAUCHE bug-shaped sour gummies and those awful stripéd WORMS!

>>28782678
the ones with razor blades in them

>>28783361
https://www.amazon.com/Neapolitan-Coconut-Vanilla-Chocolate-Strawberry-striped/dp/B008IRHVGS

>>28783422
oh THOSE little fuckers. shit, I remember those now. though only in mini form. that is one obscure-ass candy

>>28783411
>Rarity is fine with candy, but the gummy worms give her war terrors from the time she got one stuck in her mane.

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>>28782678
Pop Rocks.

>>28783442
>one of those goo-pouches
>"THE SMOOZE!"

>>28783433
yeah, the only place I know that sells them is a tiny store in some town in Maine, but I buy some every time I am up there

>>28782678
I'm very surprised no one has said "my dick" yet.

>>28783479
Three fillies could not handle this dick.

>>28782678
My dick.

>>28783479
but I'm using that. I don't want ponies biting it off.

>>28782678
I don't know. I'd be too overwhelmed with emotion to do much more than stop myself from kidnapping them.

>>28782678
Full sized loads to the face

>>28782678
They can each take turns sucking on the lolipop I have in my pants until it shoots some "friendship creme filling" into their mouths.

And no biting.

>>28782678
I dunno, like, Reese's? Unless you're supposing we were aware that they were going to show up in the first place. I'd probably just do bigger Reese's then.

>>28782678
>Implying I'm at home.
>Implying i'm not egging Twilight's castle.

>>28783732
you fool, the smaller the reese's the better

>>28782678
I convince them to hand me their candy bags so I can 'Fill them up with candy that I have in my kitchen'.

Then once I have their candy I lock the door and eat all of it.

Eat shit trick or treating bastards.

>>28782678
Is a Payday Bar fine for the CMC?

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>>28783359

>>28782678
dickers

>>28783253
My nigga

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>>28782678

Expired candy

>>28783873
yeah but really, you want the entire tanakh. none of it holds any water without the complete story, yknow?
and i would hope you still give them candy in addition, because holy shit that would not be a very nice message. we've got enough bad PR as it is.

what would their jesus-aslan be anyway, a ram I suppose?

>>28782678
I'm always the house with the full sized candy bars, fuck that fun-size shit.

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>>28783332
Well yeah. You can join and cuddle her all night.

Cum caramel.

>>28783958
I have mini candy because you can find it in big giant bags.. but I give a small handful of each. Wouldn't you rather get 3 or 4 minis than one fullsize? all different things?

that said I like fruit candy a lot better than chocolate, and real (non-hershey) chocolate a lot better than 'candy bars' containing largely nougat and shit anyway.

>>28783962
and rub her tummy?

>>28783999
I prefer fruit candy as well, so much more variety. I don't understand the hate of Hershey's either, I've had "real chocolate" and it's not better, just different.
I gave away this year:
>Twizzlers
>Reese's Peanut butter cups (2 pack)
>Hershey Bars (with and without nuts)
>Kit-Kat Bars

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>>28784006
After all the candy from last night this is a must.

>>28784070
try something from Aldi sometime. that's real chocolate. not that i'm a total snob, i'm fine with nestle, mars, cadbury, even dove. but hershey tastes like potting soil.
>twizzlers
at least tell me they werent the plain red ones.. howbout some of those delicious filled ones, or the sour-coated ones?

>>28784084
she's not going to mind if I go a little low and touch her titties, is she?

>>28784103
I couldn't find a pack that had the filled ones in a kid friendly packaging, but those are amazing. I've not found a flavor I've disliked.
Also about the chocolate, I never liked it much in general. More of a vanilla kinda guy.

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>>28784070
>twizzlers
Do people actually like those?

>>28784125
the variants are good, standard ones are basically sugar jerky.

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>>28782678

>>28784117
yeah that whole bullshit paranoia about candy-poisoning (which it turned out only ONE guy did, and only to his own kids, but which presumably now more people would do for real since the media put the idea in their head) has really spoiled the more creative forms of candy-handouts. i'd love to bake my own shit and give that out.

>>28783814
His depression and alcoholism gives my driving strength.

>>28784141
see maybe i'm an asshole, but I don't need a 'king size' of something that just means 4 pieces in one package. i'd rather have individual wraps so I can portion myself better. lookin at you, peanut butter cups. even IF i wanted to eat more than one at a time, I'm okay with unwrapping them

ON THE OTHER HAND, FUCK those little starburst two-packs. TWO packs? really?

and while we're on the subject, i love things like those little butterfinger BBs, tiny micro-reese's-cups, various other mini shit that comes in small pouches.. but holy DAMN those are expensive compared to the larger pieces. what gives?

>>28784156
>FUCK those little starburst two-packs. TWO packs? really?
do you love unwrapping the wrapper to find the wrapper to unwrap? :^)

>>28784166
honestly what i usually do is shuck a big pile of them like peas, and put them in a larger bag of a different kind of starburst... because 4 flavors is not enough variety for me. I need to be able to reach into a bag and get 8 or more flavors. That's why I fucking love those skittles 2-different-variety-in-one packs they have now, but they need to be bigger. at least as big as movie theatre packs.

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>>28782678
Just give them some nice scoops.

>>28784197
>S+M's
dude, that's gross. that's just cruel. doritos roulette, you think you've got trap food? naw. THIS is a trap


that said i'd love some mnms (not the regular kind but any of the other varieties) mixed with reese's pieces

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>>28784143
>Gave cookies to people at work today.
>Nice big pile of homemade cookies, labored over the batch.
>Nobody touched them.
>They probably think I am trying to poison them.

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>>28782678
The best cream filled chocolate candies you can only dream to taste if you know what i mean

>>28784197
any exposed candy and you'll have a mob of soccermom yelling "RAZERBLADES!" at your door

>>28784229
it's like, why? why do they think we'd do that? do they think we think we won't get caught? that'd be the easiest fucking thing to trace back to who did it.

I was handing out ammo.

>>28784235
I wish moer people undestood that those people are the real enemy. the real ones to shun and call the cops on.

>>28784229
next time buy a box of premade shit cookies from some major brand and leave your cookies in the box. they'll be emptying it in no time

>>28784236
The real annoying part was they saw me eat a few over the day.
>>28784243
Can't fake my cookies as shit store bought cookies because they look like lumps. Can't really squish them because the batter is too sticky.

>>28784243
if it's a major brand, I think they'd quickly recognize shenanigans.
but I do find the plastic cartons from storebought store-bakery-made cookies make great cookie containers

>>28784250
>they look like lumps. Can't really squish them because the batter is too sticky.
sounds fucking delicious, anon. do you fill that shit with coconut, nuts, and/or sweetened condensed milk? i do. but then i never make cookies, always cookie bars

>>28784254
Last time I made them I used figs and roasted almonds.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/10043/persimmon-cookies-i/
basic idea, I make a quadruple batch.

>>28784270
/mlp/- knows more cooking than most of /ck/

>>28784270
>figs, almonds, and/or persimmons
my inner israelite is drooling hard. you wouldnt happen to be a girl that wants to marry me?

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>>28782678
>tfw bought a bunch of candy for the trick or treaters and no one came
>just a grown man sitting alone with a bowl of candy and silently staring at his living room wall
I wish I couldn't feel anything, Mr. Krabs.

>>28784281
Hand me some pine nuts, chicken, asparagus and penne pasta and see what happens.
>>28784286
Not a lady, sorry dude. But I would grill you a great steak with some apple wood and cherry on game night.

>>28784298
that sounds almost worth watching sports for.
>>28784294
that's how it was for me for 3 years. that neighborhood had like ONE group, and the third year they didnt come at all.

the fact that no matter where i live, all the kids are mexican bothers me just a little. Cmon everyone, breed in nice equal amounts

>>28784298
>apple wood
this kills the hatpony

>>28784307
She uses them to make carts...

>>28784314
curse you and your logic

>Thread goes from giving candy to fillies to /ck/

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>>28784294
>Hope none come because little shits knocking on the door makes me anxious
>Nobody came, got to keep all of it to myself
Jokes on them, I got the top quality shit too.

>>28784332
>laughing Trixie
she's crying on the inside just like you, anon

>>28784307
It's not like she's going to be eating steaks

>>28784337
she'd care more about the tree you chopped down than the cow you killed.

>>28784338
fallen branches!

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>Outside getting ready for kids.
>Hear them going to house to house across the way.
>See something that shocked me to my very core.
>It was still daylight, so I could see them clearly.
>The white shirts, black pants and backpacks.
>MORMONS.
>mfw they are ruining my sacred holiday of joy.

>>28784349
give them high velocity candy

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>>28784348
Apples can't melt apple trees!
The Griffons caused 9/11
Did you see any of them in Canterlot when it happened?!

>>28782678
Reindeer chocolate.

>>28784349
aw those guys are sweet though. i had some come by once offering to do any random favors I needed. I told them I appreciated their respect for the tradition of doing mitzvot, and gave them my dead fluorescent bulbs to dispose of safely. they helped our family out hardcore when we were poor when I was little. Dad even bought into some of their nutty shit for a while, temporarily. the only mean ones are the elders, and from what i've heard of others' experience, that's pretty common.

>>28784416
Eh, I don't appreciate when they try to tell me that I should stop following my Masonic ways to join their club.

>>28784452
hey masons of all people should appreciate how something could start out sensible and turn into an evil cult bent on world domination

>>28784456
We don't drive up to your door in tiny cars and knock on it at around 5pm...

>>28784270
Might make these, thanks.

Oh, and I'm at school and my parents were dealing with shit going on with my brother so no kids near us got candy.

>>28784294
I live in apartments that face the alley and is often the place for drug deals and fights.

I haven't had trick or treaters in five years.

>>28784470
Word of warning, try the smaller batch listed first.
Unless you can hulk out a quadruple batch, don't.
It will feel like you are mixing silly putty, and it gives zero shits if you are strong enough to get all the flower mixed in.

And for the love of GOD do not use anything that can stain, be it bowls or cutting boards. Persimmon will ruin anything it touches that isn't protected.

>>28784467
fair enough. but some of you do engage in some pretty shady activities sometimes. some real mafia shit. not to mention the whole 'all the presidents are' thing. I try not to judge people by my sole single experiences, but that mason DID threaten our family after previously being a friend.
>>28784489
stirring dough is a pain in the ass. i need to start buying whipped butter just for cookies.

>>28784493
>Actually threatened you.
I know you are going to take my word for absolute shit, but what happened?
Did they call your house, or send letters?

Fillies to candy to cooking to Mormons to Masons

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>>28782678
Gummy lighthouses.

>>28784493
Follow that recipe and you will love persimmon. It tastes like tiny pumpkin pies.

>>28784521
>/mlp/ a magical place.

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>>28784143
>i'd love to bake my own shit and give that out.
>my own shit
>shit
You see. This is why there's paranoia. Think of the children!

>>28784511
It was just this shriner clown we knew. Friendly to us kids, friendly to mom, Dad wasn't very happy with him though they had already divorced so it wasn't about that.. blah blah blah, stuff I forget, threatened to hurt dad, tried to play it off like a joke, but it clearly involved our mutual understanding that freemasons could just have that shit done.

>>28784534
Pfff. Nothing harmful could survive baking. and it would taste lousy so you wouldn't wanna eat it.
that said, I do make some good brownies, and holy crap do they ever look fecal after spending a little time in a plastic baggy, as I have discovered upon trying to take them in my lunches.

>>28784538
Why don’t you just put in a little cardboard box? Plastic bags just make them too musty at times.

>>28784229
Did you?

>>28784550
what am I, made of little cardboard boxes? I would have no idea where to acquire those, and I'd have to use a new one each time because it would get soiled.

>>28784535
He sounded like a nut to be honest.
Freemasons may seem bit odd to you, but don't let that one freak set the mold in your head.
The last funeral I went to for a Freemason was my own grandfather, and you want to know what we did?
We killed a goat, raped a child and hailed Stain.

No, we had a regular funeral service for him, his friends talked about him, some cried, yadda yadda.
And then we ate food, had fun, and worried about the one Asian guy there.

>>28784553
that doesn't make it any less insulting

>>28784553
>Poison perfectly good cookies.
>When I could just use peanut butter cookies.

>>28784562
>worried about the one Asian guy there
You made me exhale sharply through my nose

>>28784561
Trees are made out of cardboard boxes. I don't know. I always seem to have spare small cardboard boxes, so it's at least convenient for me.

>>28784562
you're just not at that level yet
eh I know its origins are pure anyway. Things like guilds used to have all the answers to a lot of really fucked up modern problems.. like their version of disaster insurance, and their version of HMOs.
It's just that over time, things like that led to fucking unions, and some other creepy-ass illuminati shit.
hail Stain!

>>28784569
You will never know the day you see a rice rocket park in front of a Mason church with symbols all over it.

I have a neat little Masonic book if you guys wanna see.

>>28784610
>inb4 book about bricks

>>28784612
Okay, now I snorted, you fuck.

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>>28784619
Also I kinda have a book and stuff.

>>28784641
I guess I'd be a pretty big hypocrite if I didn't let you do what I wish I felt allowed to do
fuck, go nuts I guess. But this isn't really the board...

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>>28783253
That's even worse than candy corn!

>>28784645
I love how some people actually fucking love candy corn and/or its cousin, the mellowcreme pumpkin. it's baffling to me.

>>28784643
Hey man, if you don't want this to turn into bible study, lets not go down the rout.
I didn't really want to do it anyway because, fuck it, we are on 4chan.
Lets just forget shit like that and go back to calling eachother faggots over fillies and candy.

>>28784665
>>28784641
>>28784643
No. No. Continue. I want to be redpilled on this.

>>28784669
Oh for fucks...
I will randomly rip open the book and show you magic wizard words.
Do you promises to not tell?

>>28784070
Non-Hershey's is so much better. They didn't sell it where I'm from until fairly recently so I grew up with every other kind of chocolate, and when I finally bought a Hershey's bar I was excited to try it, and I almost threw up. It's gritty, tasteless, disgusting trash. I feel sorry for Americans who grow up thinking this is how chocolate should taste, and that subsequently they dislike chocolate because of it.

>>28784689
what's funny though is that choco-snobs agree with me that hershey's is shit, then they turn around and say they like dark chocolate
for fuck's sake, hershey's tastes like dark chocolate. that awful bitterness.

>>28784692
It's okay anon, I hate dark chocolate too. Fuck that shit.

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>>28784669
I don't think I can go any further too to physical abilities.

But have fun.

>rape

>>28784717
Why do you have a giant nail?

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>>28783758
>Be Anon
>It's mischief night, the night before the horse Halloween
>You're hiding in the bushes outside of Twilight's tree castle, with a dozen eggs and several rolls of toilet paper
>You throw the eggs all over the castle, before then throwing the TP over every branch you can, to the point where the whole castle is almost entirely covered in eggs or toilet paper
>Satisfied, you then repeat this process for Rarity's Boutique, Sugarcube Corner, and Applejack's entire orchard
>The next morning, you are woken up with one simultaneous cry from across town
ANOOOOOOON!

>>28782711
>>>28782678

Quietly whisper in their ear
>"zip zoopity bippity boppity."

>>28782678
As a kid, chocolate candies were always what I hoped for when trick or treating, so that's what I buy to give out now. Only the best because that's what would have made me happy as a kid, and it wasn't much more expensive than the other lesser candies. I also just moved, so I didn't want to be 'that guy' that doesn't give out candy/gives out shit candy.

Reeses and butterfingers, if you were wondering. We didn't get many trick or treaters this year so maybe next year I can give out full size candy bars.

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>>28782678
IA IA REESE'S FTAGN

>>28784649
I like candy corn unironically

>>28784229
I only make cookies for my housemates

Six dozen and those shits were gone in 2 hours between 4 of us

>>28782678

Sweet dry cum bars.

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>>28782678

5% Whey Protein

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>>28783348
>sweetened coconut
>good

>>28784294
It's difficult being a sex offender.

>>28784700
I think I like people in this thread more than most threads i'm in

>>28784812
...Nailing giant things!

>>28786073
4 scoops COME ONNNNN

>>28786986
this thread is so scatterbrained it's hard to tell what we're talking about anymore, but I still agree with you.

>>28787033
that's why i love halloween. it's a little snippet of the christmas spirit, just blind generosity towards your fellow man

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>>28786100
What did you say? Don't you ever talk to me or my son ever again.

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>>28782678
Only the finest for the ex-blanks.

>CMC put on cute watery-eyed begging faces
>take my entire candy supply

>>28787011
>only 4 scoops

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>>28782678

>>28783359
>having a picture of yourself on your van
wew

>>28791684
the fuck, paint thinner?

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>>28791694

>>28783695
That reminded me of a quote from a sexually abused child, he said something along the lines of "He made me put his thing in my mouth until it got all goopy inside"
Kekked because it sounded funny the way a kid described it, but then made me a bit sad.
Thanks for making me remember that anon, I'm slightly sadder now

>>28782678
Skittles

>>28791718
as abuse goes, that ranks pretty mildly, objectively speaking. a little semen never hurt anybody. fuck, i'd rank that below being forced to run til my sides burned and i wanted to vomit and die

>>28791777
>a little semen never hurt anybody
AIDS victims?

>>28791777
You're right, but still, it's just a kid, I think probably 6 years old. That's going to be shit for him when he grows up and realizes what happened.
At least with pone, you can always tell yourself they're not real
Also checked

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>>28791777
>Sucking cock instead of doing a little exercise

>>28791781
not orally, unless you have an open wound in the mouth
aaactually the jury's out on that one. you get the real impression that the dangers are being downplayed by those trying not to make HIV-positive people into pariahs and don't care about accidental infections..
>>28791795
well that's precisely my point. the ones who really hurt the kid are the ones explaining it and making him feel bad. Not to defend the faggot molester, but i'm pretty sick of people being told how to feel by anyone.

>>28791849
So exactly when were you molested, senpai.

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>>28791849
>not orally, unless you have an open wound in the mouth
Dude...

>>28791908
hey like i said the jury's out, I could be wrong. they're out on transmission via saliva too. HIV is a fucking hard virus to study, apparently. doesn't help that I guess it turns out a ton of people are just straight up resistant

>>28791920
HIV is a spooky fucker, with how it functions.

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Fucking shit, can we just get back to giving midget horses candy.

>>28791932
right? taking over your immune system and turning it against you is a tricky fucking tactic.. and it's such a naturally weak, shitty virus, it only manages to be unkillable by mutating itself til it's completely retarded.
kinda reminds me of these pesticide-resistant fleas my cat brought in once. They were so fucked up they couldnt hop, and they BARELY bit me OR the cat. all they did was breed and crawl slowly, but damn if they didnt keep coming back.

>>28791942
>you will never sit reading the cringingly awful jokes on laffy taffy wrappers to some young pones, groaning together

>>28791959
They were on popsicle sticks when I was a kid.

>>28791979
oh god I remember those now. those were fantastic.
and remember the non-dairy ice pops with gumball eyes?

>>28791993
THEY NEVER LOOKED LIKE THE PICTURE OUTSIDE ON THE WRAPPER

>>28791979
I had a bunch of Tootsie Pops I was giving out, I remembered that if you found the indian on the wrapper, you got a free pop.
And son of a bitch he is still on the wrapper.

>>28792020
not even close. and frozen bubblegum in amounts too small to blow bubbles is, like, the worst prize. but damn if they werent kinda neat and usually tasty

>>28792047
hahaha yeah, that was one of the first things i ever fell for. i collected a bunch of those. hell, I don't think I found out that it wasn't true, I think instead I just realized i fucking hate tootsie rolls. chocolate taffy? who the shit's idea was that? and not even good taffy.
chocolate versions of things that are normally fruit or at least vanilla are so weird to me, even though I realize that's arbitrary on my part.. but.. doesn't it weird you out watching old twilight zones and they make reference to chocolate soda? how the shit can you have chocolate soda? you puttin gross-ass hershey syrup in that shit?

now if you want a good cold choco bev that's not as heavy as a milkshake, you puree your ass some ice cubes in a food processor (smaller cubes help) until it's snow, then blend the snow with milk and hot chocolate powder, feeling free to leave powder clumps. THAT is solid imbibation.

>>28792049
>tfw my ice cream man had nachos and even had a fryer that fried those Mexican pinwheel things.

>>28792064
Not that it's a contest, but I remember when they sold candy cigarettes.

A fucking solid stick of sugar, with some more (powdered) sugar sprinkled on it.

>>28792064
the hell you say? where'd he fit it in there? those trucks don't have a lot of room.
pinwheel things, what, you mean churros?
>>28792086
in my day (and they disappeared pretty quickly at the beginning of my day), they had the texture of necco wafers. there was no ability to fake smoking with powdered stuff like i've heard some older ones had, but damn if I didn't still enjoy them. a thin stick of anything is pretty pleasant, just look at Pocky. and i like necco-material

I only just recently found out wax lips are sweetened. i GET it now.... sort of. it's not technically any weirder to chew wax than it is to chew latex chewing gum, but until recently I thought they were just red wax lips and nothing more, and I didn't understand the popularity

>>28792086
>go to amazon for candy cigarettes
>see in the 'customers who bought this also bought'
>bubblegum cigars, chocolate cigars, wax bottles, and candy buttons
someone's having a drug-themed party and I think that's swell

>>28792093
It was a small fryer, and he kinda had a bigger truck, like, think modern food truck.
And they are apparently called Duros.
He only sold it on certain days.
>>28792086
>tfw mom made me stop buying those from him.
>Still let me play with my hatchet.

>>28792162
THAT's what you're supposed to do with duros? this whole time I thought they were just for adding flour to shit you were cooking to thicken it, a kind of mexican roux. i was baffled by why they were selling what appeared to be pure flour, and I knew it couldn't be pasta.

>>28792202
Yeah, they are shaped like tiny wagon wheels and you deep fry them.

>>28792212
weird man. I wonder what makes them puff out. they don't look like they contain significant water to turn to steam. Then again if you deep fry rice noodles they'll puff (rather unappetizingly)

>>28792224
Mexican magic.

Clorox

>>28792283
oh shit, sugar skull mojo

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>>28782678
them

>>28793819
i'd rather they just eat each others' candy vag

>>28782678

I'm fond of Kit Kats and Mounds bars myself. Always hated people who gave healthy shit when trick or treating....since they couldn't actually treat people, they're the ones that got pranked.

>>28782723

>giving magical ponies trash like that

Reap what you sow.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/352080/morsel-of-truth

That used to be her parent's bed, but after what happened it was the only bed that smelled right for little foal Apple Bloom to sleep the night on without bawling constantly.

She doesn't remember why it feels right, but nothing else does and her older brother and sister aren't telling. They just say it was an old hand-me-down from the family.

>>28784125

I like chocolate Twizzlers myself.

>>28784332

I always get candy I'll enjoy eating.

People weren't out too much this time because Mondays, so it worked out nicely in my case.

>>28784467

Are you on the square? Are you on the level?

Someone decided to spray paint that on the local lodge

>>28784649

Some people want Peeps year-round too.

I mean, outside of with hot chocolate. Freaks.

>>28795682
kitkats and twix along with almondjoymounds are the best chocolate-coated items

>>28795787
yeah i dont get it. is everyone THAT busy? cant take your kids out monday night for an hour? do you really even need to go with them above the age of 10 or so?

>>28795827
at least they have new flavored peeps that are pretty good. only the plain ones are awful.
i wish i could get eggnog year round.

>>28796014
Peeps are disgusting.

>>28782678

>>28782678
Cumdrops~

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>>28782678
somehow this seems the appropriate candy

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Oh man, this thread is still alive. I thought it died days ago.

>>28798922
You underestimate how slow this board really is.

>>28796105
Agreed. Somehow I always forget how much they suck until I have one. Creme eggs are the same kind of thing.