Momlestia #38

>>28780033
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls http://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>>28780042
>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread http://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5 (unfinished)

>Mr. Zed
http://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>>28780046
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/

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>>28780033
>"WE ART READY FOR A NIGHT OF MERRIMENT AND FUN VERILY, DEAREST NEPHEW!"
>She's already got it dialed up to 11
>'Me too, Auntie, b-but maybe this year let's not burn ponies as heretics for not giving out 'good' candies.'
>"NEVER! ALMOND JOYS DO NOT QUALIFY AS SWEETS NOR TREATS, THEY ARE FILTH!"
>Ah fuck
>"WE DESIRE THEIR LEFT AND RIGHT TWIX'S, NEPHEW!"

>>28780052
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588

>>28780056
\\\\\\\Greentext prompts///////

Here is a collection of greentext prompts that appeared in the past threads. Any writefag is free to take a crack at them and see what happens. You don't necessarily have to stick to the original prompt in its entirety, feel free to use bits of them at your pleasure.

>Anon grows up with Princess Celestia, and through a hilarious sequence of events, winds up spending a couple of years as principal Celestia's adopted son, and when the two meet, fight over who gets to keep him.

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>Anon and Celestia try to go on a adventure but Twiggles keeps stopping them.

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>A long story about Celestia wanting a kid but can't conceive. So she finds a way to teleport Anon as a baby who gets abandoned to Equestria. Him and Twilight are the same age and play around with each other as kids and when they grow up Anon gets depressed because no Twilight to play with because shes in ponyville so Celestia, or Luna, or both turn young because they don't want to see him sad and he ends up falling in love with Luna/Celestia not knowing it's them (or he doesn't)

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>Celestia is really protective of Anon and does everything to make sure her baby doesn't get hurt.

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>During Celestia and NMM's first fight a young Anon from the times of knights and kings is teleported to Equestria and sees them fighting. He watches in awe over it before he gets hit by a stray magic beam turning him into a statue. 1000 or so years later the CMC's are in the Everfree trying to get their cutie marks. Find Anon statue and bring it to Twilight. Twilight can tell he is alive and brings him to Celestia asking about it. Celestia somehow figures out she froze him and feels bad. She raises him teaching him about the new world as an apology. Him and Luna connect because they both aren't used to the new world yet.

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>>28780033
>roleplaying
Delete this

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>>28780068
The first one sounds interesting but sounds like alot of work explaining the what where and how.

I think the second one would work out pretty well, though. It makes sense that given immortality and wealth, celestia and luna would probably be pretty bored.
Perhaps the 3 of them make arrangements to get away for awhile but Twiggy Piggy isn't ready to wear the big princess pants with mom gone.

>>During Celestia and NMM's first fight a young Anon from the times of knights and kings is teleported to Equestria and sees them fighting. He watches in awe over it before he gets hit by a stray magic beam turning him into a statue. 1000 or so years later the CMC's are in the Everfree trying to get their cutie marks. Find Anon statue and bring it to Twilight. Twilight can tell he is alive and brings him to Celestia asking about it. Celestia somehow figures out she froze him and feels bad. She raises him teaching him about the new world as an apology. Him and Luna connect because they both aren't used to the new world yet.
Wasn't a Anon writing this? He isn't dead is he?! Please don't be dead!

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>"Mmph~..m-mommy's only eating your candy to make sure it's not poishoned, baby."

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>>28780167
>Wasn't a Anon writing this?
Yeah, but I decided to include it anyway in that list, in case someone else wanted to try. Of all the prompts it's the one I like most. If I didn't write only occasional oneshots I would have tried it myself.

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>>28780033
"all i see is a foal in need of a mother" more like a foal in need of a father. guys do you have shit parents or do you just want to be raised by a magical god creature so you dont have to deal with humans anymore? i've had the red pill and i just can't see normal people the same.

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>>28780513
>dadlestia
adonbilivit

>>28780562
no dog. i mean.. like momlestia replaces your mom, why? is she a bad parent? or do you just want to grow up in horse land because humans are shit. the dad thing is just me projecting since i got no dad.

>>28780588
The last one then, I guess.
My mother spoiled and coddled me every chance she got, I would love to experience that a second time with a cartoon horse princess mom who has no qualms about making it sexual.

Story of Celestia and Luna dressing scantily clad and they get flirty after a few drinks, Anon needs to step up and defend their honor.

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>>28780513
>>28780588
I know some anons from here had family issues, but it's not the same for everyone. I've never had family problems, but I still love the idea of Momlestia. Don't ask me why, I ain't no shrink.

>so you dont have to deal with humans anymore?
>grow up in horse land because humans are shit
Dude, no offense but, do you even browse this board? Thinking humans are shit, or at least considering ponies better than them is what basically everyone thinks here. You wouldn't even be here if you were a normal, well-adjusted person.
There are exceptions of course, but in all the time I've been here, I've seen them so rarely they're negligible.

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Praise the sun and the wonderful sunset today.
How would Anon celebrate Halloween with Celestia?

>Go to a park and watch the sunset with Celestia while holding her hoof.
>Bring out halloween cupcakes with a glass of wine.
>Share a scarf and cuddle together.

>>28781203
>How would Anon celebrate Halloween with Celestia?

>Young Anon is less interested in doing the trick or treat than Celestia
>Celestia dresses as Nightmare Moon and Anon as the pony of shadows
>They get a ridiculous amount of candies because ponies are too scared to find out what the trick would be
>Anon still doesn't give a fuck and does it only because Celestia promised to let him sleep in her bed for the night if he'd help her.

wew lad

>>28780033
>anon is an adult when he comes to equestria
>when he wakes up he thinks he simply passed out in the forest and decides to sing one of his favorite song while he attempts to walk home.
>he sings "house of the rising sun"
celestia hears it
>thinks anon has had the worst life imaginable and decides to be a proper mother to him
>even though anon is 23 years old

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>>28782631

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>"Nice costume, mom."

I love my mommy

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You get this text from your mom after see finds out you cut class

Wat do?

Probably be disgusted because Westermarck effect and
>no hooves

>>28785456
>>28785496

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Oh crap a school shooting has occured!!!

Post a pic of your waifu

Odds= they and you died
Even= they and you escaped
Dubs= they and you were the shooters
Trips or higher = this was all plotted by your mother to try and stop you and your waifu from getting together. And it worked. You survived but your waifu is dead


How will the High school survive this

>been up for almost 2 days
>no green
Should we just merge with Incestuous Relationships?

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>>28785653
It'd be nice if oedipus gen came back.

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>>28785653
>not even a day
>expecting green immediately when it basically never happens
>new IP
Dude, I don't want to be rude but, are you even from here? Because it looks like you just popped here from that thread, which doesn't seem to be faring well either, to convince us to merge so you'll have more people there.
It's not going to happen. I'd rather have this thread 404ing every time than enduring eqgshit and improbable other mom pones.
Celestia threads never merge. It's our special brand of autism as sunfags. We've not even merged with /sun/ itself, despite being both quite dead for the last year and sharing probably 99% of the posters.

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>>28786033
>it's our special brand of autism as sunfags

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>"Huh? Oh dear, t-this isn't MY room at all.."
>'Yeah, nice try, mom. Auntie came through here with that same line earlier.'
>"Oh boo..and you sent her on her way?"
>'With a kiss on the cheek and an open palmed swat on the bottom, yes.'
>"That sly bitch.."

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>mfw mom x son on /gif/
I want her to rake those multicolored nails on my balls as she jacks me off while I suck her tits

>>28780068
i have another idea i wanted to share, it might be shit but i just wanted to get it out of my head

>anon arrives at equestria and is 20-30 years old
>he stays at the castle and makes friends with Luna and Celestia
>as more time passes anon and Celestia get closer and closer as friends, Celestia starts to act more and more motherly to anon
>she does it without really thinking about it, more on a subconscious level
>it gets so bad she basically did the paper work adopting anon while working on several other legislation on a really boring day

i didnt know where to take it from there, i just really liked the idea of Celestia becoming more and more motherly to anon in a slow and gradual form, whether anon accepts or rejects her is up to the writer

>>28781178
i still like people and have hope for humanity, does that make me weird?, should i go away?

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>>28780068
What about his mom & aunt trying to get him to play a more integral part as Prince?
>"Mom, why can't I go to daycourt with you or nightcourt with auntie?"
>'Sweetie, you've yet to earn your royal stripes, as it were.'
>"You mean I have to start out mediating in Mayberry ass bumfuck nowhere Ponyville with Twilight?"
>[cue 80s mismatched buddy comedy sitcom intro]
>>28786618
Yes, it makes you weird, and not the socially offputting 4chan acceptable weird, either.

>>28786705
oh, ok, i'll just go be weird somewhere else, sorry

>>28780033
Goddamn some of those fics are really good.

I just read the Good Morning Sunshine one.

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>>28786618
>does that make me weird?
As I said, there are exceptions. And I've seen weirder.
>should i go away?
Nah, you're good.

Nice prompt by the way.

>>28786837
Yeah, that was fucking comfy.

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>>28786837
It's been awhile since I had me a looksee through those pastebins, figure nows good a time as any.

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>>28786837
>>28786909
>good morning sunshine
Man, they sure do like being ridden.

How would other ponies react to seeing their gods being treated like beasts of burden, I wonder.
>"*gasp* How dare you mount our most radiant light!"
>Anon scoffs, tipping his fedora
>'Pssht, nothing personell, filly. She might be 'god' to you, but she's still mom to me.'

>>28781178
i hate humanity and have lost faith in it. 80% of 4 chingaz or the old fags agree with this. its sad but true, i personally want to be in horseland but i dont want celly to be my parent. either way hope your life does not suck more than it does now.

(GOOD RP THREAD)
>Let's threaeds
>Please kill me, desu!
>anal

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>"Come Anonymous! Let us ride into the night together and obtain candy!"
"Uh... Auntie... what are you wearing?"
>"This is the traditional attire of a witch. I thought you knew that."
"I, I honestly don't know of any witch that works dress like that."
>"Perhaps you did not see the pointy hat on my head."
>She says bending down and inadvertantly pressing her ample breasts together.
>They aren't as big as mom's, but they are still perky and full.
"Oh right, the hat. How could I have missed it?"
>You say in a slightly mocking tone.
>"Enough of the sarcasm young man. Now let us get going."
"Shouldn't we wait for mom?"
>"Oh, yes... she... she said to go ahead without her."
"Really? That doesn't sound like her."
>"Are you calling your favorite auntie a liar?"
>You are about to respond when you notice her breasts start to vibrate and a muffled ringtone can be heard.
>She reaches into her cleavage and pulls out her phone.
>"See? That was her now saying we should go without her."
"But that was a phone call and not a text. It's litterally still ringing."
>She swipes the screen and puts the now silent phone back between her breasts.
>"Oh, look at the time! If we leave now we will have enough time to stop by the store, buy some eggs, and make it to Twilight Sparkle's house."
>Without a second thought you jumped onto the back of the broom, and the two of you were off.

>You are Celestia.
>What are you going to wear tonight?
>What will he like?
>Luna stole your sexy witch costume so you are digging through your other sexy costumes.
>French maid, nurse, policewoman, cheerleader, school girl?
>Ugh, you need more time.
>Better call and tell them to wait longer for you.
>You dial Luna and her phone rings and- goes to voicemail before it should.
>She wouldn't...
>You look out the window and see them riding off together.
"That bitch... stealing my sunshine like that. She is so going to get it when I catch up to them."

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>>28787660
Y-you'd better let me answer your tit phone, Auntie.

Gotta keep both hands on the wheel-, er, broom.

>>28787660
that ass

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>>28787660
>jealous mom showing up to twilight's party feeling she has to claim Anonymous infront of the competition

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Hey, /mom/. I took a break from 4chan for a while, for reasons, but I'm back. If you guys are still interested, I might be able to add some to my green tomorrow.

>Anon says he's dressed up as a planet
>"Aww, how cute. And what planet are you, my little prince?"
"I'm Uranus!"
>"...Go and change your costume, dear."
"bu-"
>"Now."

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How would she react if you had your first wet dream while cuddling her in bed to find that you came up her belly or back?

>>28788040
She would probably try her best to pretend that it never happened for some time.

>>28788056
Or she might enjoy it...

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>>28788040
She'd be proud and cherish the moment you two shared and then she'd wake you up and make you do it right.

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>>28787441
>your mom will never be a celestial horse goddess

Why even live?

>>28788072
Why not both?
>She tries to pretend that it never happened
>But, after watching you closely for a few days, she slowly starts to have other thoughts
>What if she approached you about it?
>Made a lot of moves that looks accidental
>but are actually made on purpose to see how you react?
>Becasue she is starting to dream about doing it with you?

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>>28788393
>there is a tension in the air at your next family breakfast
>neither you or mom can meet each the others gaze for more than a few seconds
>Mmph, god, that's probably how long you'd last inside her velvety hot ins- DAMNIT!
>"Uh m-mom? Can you pass the intercourse?-, I mean butter, please?"
>'Ofcourse, my sunshine, here you are.'
>You're faring better than expected, Celestia!
>You're not even remotely wondering how long Anonymous would last inside your velvety hot wet ins-, CURSES!
>'S-sweetie? Could you pour mommy another glass of repressed lust?- Uhh, I meant merlot, please?'

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>>28788449
oh god

>>28780167
Writefriend here. No I'm just trying to think it out.
>>28780068
I got a prompt. I don't know if someone already did this.
>Anon is in equestria.
>He and Celestia have been married for ?? Year's now.
>Anon passes away.
>Celestia is heart broken.
>Magic happens and baby Anon is found.
>Celestia raises him not realizing it's him until he is ten or so.
>He fall's in love with Twilight, who is being taught by Celestia at the time.
>Things happen.

>>28788449
I want this!

>>28788559
so in equestria reincarnation is real for humans

>>28788605
Pretty much, yah.

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>>28788559
RIP Twilight

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>>28787910
Feels good to see not every writefag is dead.

>>28788559
So many prompts.. but no one to use them

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How many get out of jail free cards does the son of a princess get?
>"Gosh golly, you'd better park that keyster, meester!" The cute fargo pony calls after you
>'A body in motion stays in motion.' You slur out while stepping over the thigh-high traffic of pony tourists
>"Drop that cid-, don't you finish- NO! Drop it!"
>'Fine, geez.' *clank*
>"IN IT'S PROPER LITTER BIN, DONTCHA' KNOW!"

>>28788677
>"Mom, you read-, gahh! I looked at it!"
>'Oh hush, you've seen mommy's tuft hundreds of times.'

>>28780042
>reading 'Mommy Issues'
Holy shit it's fucking awful, so many spelling and grammar errors I feel like tearing out my own eyes.

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>>28789249
>Celestia then proceeds to recount all the times Anon fell asleep with his face buried in her tuft as she stroked his hair when he was little and slept with her.

>>28789919
Sounds cozy as fuck.

>>28789919
>"Luna, let's compare tufts."
>'What?! Auntie, no don't-'
>"Ah, verily, sister. Twas truly an act of sisterly boding we have missed."
>You're stuck in the room as your mom & aunt magic off their respective regalias and inspect each others chest tufts
>"How do you do it, Luna? I wish mine still had that wind swept perky look.."

tufts are nice
taildocks deserve some love, too

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>>28789974
>not being sandwiched between tufts

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>>28780033
>Nightmare Night. What a fright. Why does this holiday bite?
>You rock your foot to and fro, book in hand as the squels and giggles of Ponies outside enjoy this cheap dimestore holiday.
>Nightmare Night is garbage Nothing like Halloween back on Earth. Hanted Houses that made you shit yourself. Candy so sweet everyone had to go get insulin shots, and feeling up the drunk next door neighbor's breasts from the costume party.
>This place has nothing like that.
>Their idea of scary is creepy shadows, or vampires that look like Disney villains. Candy made of horse feed, and their boobs are between their legs.
>You played that Milky Way game. It's not that hot.
"Haaaaah."
>Your topic of literature? "StarSwirl the bearded's big book of Kama Sutra".
>That old horse was a straight up FREAK man. He has this one move where you get pegged so hard, it pushes your stomach out like some hentai, and you bang a mare with that bulge. He named it a "Stable sticker".
>Nok Nok.
"Come in."
>The door slowly opens, revealing a scantily clad Momlestia.
>Well she's dressed like a sexy wizard more like.
>"Happy Nightmare night Sunshine! Like my costume?"
>She does a cute twir-
>The back is assless. Sweet mother of Mary.
"First off, stop calling me that! I'm nearly grown...second. What are you supposed to be exactly? A magician?"
>She grins.
>"I'm a black Mage! Fetching right?"
>Your cheeks turn red, through a forced frown.
>Magelestia looks down at your lap putting a black socked hoof to her mouth.
>"O-oh wow. Is my costume that good?"
>You follow her line of sight, and find your super alloy black luster is standing at attention, and immediately cross your legs.
"IT'S JUST THE FABRIC! A-anyway what did you want?"
>She giggles, and does another Twirl.
>"There's a Nightmare night party going on in the Royal ballroom, and I noticed my foster child was strangely absent!"
>You cock an eyebrow, and lay your book next to you.
"Yeah. I don't want to go."
>Her mouth drops in surprise.

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>>28788713
>"Anonymous, sweetheart, I can't say I'm proud to be here right now. These are some serious allegations."
>Fuck, no more free passes
>Looks like you're going to have to man up and learn some responsibility now
>"My sunshine, I think perhaps in your youth, in my naivete as a parent, I tried too hard to be a friend, when I should have been being a parent.."
>Fuck there it is
>'M-mom, I'm sorry, I'll-'
>"I mean I can NOT let stuff like this fly, young man. She says pointing to the stack of citations and tickets you've been issued
>"Firstly, you say 'please' when you take something and you'd better remember your manners and say 'thank you' once you've taken it."

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>>28780055
>mfw I'm eating a bag of leftover almond joys from this halloween

>>28780068
I really like the idea of Celestia as an antagonist. I grew up in a family that was always at odds with the police, so the idea of a character standing up to a significantly more powerful authority figure and winning just appeals to me. I also really like momlestia for reasons I'd need a shrink to understand. I'm a spoiled fucker however and I want my momlestia and antagonist Celestia in the same story, which is why wrote the first prompt here. It offers a scenario where regardless of what choice Anon makes, the loser might still try to monopolize him which allows for cute possibly Oedipal shenanigans while also leaving room for this Anon Vs. Literal Demigod thing, and I would have tried it myself; except I can't write character interactions to save my life. What do you fine folks think of the prompt?

>>28790962
>Mom's thinking
>"P-praytell sister, why art thou donning a hockey mask and why are we in this drab sweater and fedora?"

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>>28790154
>But, for whatever reason why? This is supposed to be a night for fun, and being scared!"
>She magics her big hat off, and climbs onto the bed next to you, with a look of concern.
"This holiday is weak Ma, and uh--it--"
>"Yes?"
>You rub the back of your head.
It's just it--"
Suddensmokeexplosion.jpg
>"BEHOLD! I HAVE ARRIVED IN AN OUTFIT MOST SPOOKY, AND SEXY!"
>Luna Appears before you and Momlestia dressed in an outfit almost like Ma's only it's white, and she's wearing what looks like a pope hat.
>"Nephew! Gaze upon our colors, and feel envy course through your very being!"
>She does a twirl, and poses, making sure her backside is visible.
>https://youtu.be/Re72di5phM0 [Embed]
>She's met with blank stares.
>"Am I interrupting something?"
>Momlestia rolls her eyes.
>"Putting aside the obvious copying of my amazing outfit, Anon doesn't want to go to the Nightmare Night ball!"
>Luna makes the same face as Celetia from before.
>"But for whatever reason not?!"
>You pinch the bridge of your nose, and stand up.
"It makes me think of..."Home"..You know?"
>Luna nuzzles your side.
>"In what way?"
>You move to the window and look outside, noticing a unicorn filly dressed as a skeleton.
>Spoopy.
"Halloweens back home were pants wetting terrifying. Blood and guts, and Ghouls! Haunted houses! The whole shebang, and the party's were-"
>You look back at the both of them.
"U-uh..interesting."
>They look at each other confused.
"It brings back feelings of nostalgia, and I'd just like to avoid it. Okay?"
>"I see."

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>>28791428
New headcanon: Luna is a health nut while Celestia doesn't give a fuck and gives her kid whatever the hell he wants, especially cake

>Celestia's anon is 200 pounds overweight and has diabetes

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>>28791600
This is actually Celestia's Anon.

He eats all his leafy greens to be big & strong.

>>28787660
Anon hotdogging Auntie Luna when?

>>28780055
Fucking goddamn I love almond joys. Freshest tasting candy ever. Give me all that shit.

>>28791632
Celestia tries to give him wrong advices.

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>>28791657
>"What is our haul from the last street?"
>'Uhh..a krackel, haribo sugarless gummi bears, some oranges, and a packet of saltines.'
>"Off brand chocolate? Sugarless treats? ARE THEY TRYING TO GIVE US THE ROYAL SHITS?!"
>'W-we'll have better luck on the next street, Auntie, really, no need to lynch or burn-'
>"HEED OUR WORDS, CITIZENS, YOU WOULDST BE WISE TO AVOID THIS STREET, THEY HAVE SHITTY CANDY AND ARE GAY!"

>>28791686
>haribo sugarless gummi bears
Oh
Oh god no

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>>28791686
>sugarless candy

REEEEEE

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>>28780033
>those AfterHours fics

so friggen good.

I won't spoil em but holy shit.

>>28791911
Did he ever finish them?

>>28791948
they're long as fuck I can tell you that much.

It'll take at least an hour or two to get through the first one.

And yeah they're done as far as I can tell.

Really friggen good reads.

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>"Going to bed while letting your Aunt go wanting?"
>"Though the night wouldst look upon thee with pleasure, nephew~"
>'Oh, um, damn, Auntie if I wo-'
>"No explanations necessary, Anonymous. We shall see thee in thy-..thou..est..blast it all! We'll see you in your dreams."

>>28791736
>Anon gives each little colt and filly a 1-pound bag
>Tells parents they are sugar free, so they can eat the whole bag tonight and not worry about tummy aches

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>>28792546
NO

DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE END OF HIS VIDEO
I WOULDN'T WISH THAT UPON THOSE POOR COLTS AND FILLIES

>>28792546
why would you do that to cute little foals

why

>>28792550
>>28792552

see, it depends on which foals you're talking about. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon? perfect choices for this.

>>28792550
I don't know what video you're talking about.
I read the Amazon review for the 5-pound bag.
Funniest shit I've read in a long time.

>>28792565
Nope, not picking and choosing.
All young ponies are fair game in my eyes.

>>28792552
Because some men, like me, just want to watch the world burn.
And by "world", I mean the soft tender ponuts of many a young colt and filly.

>>28792615
Go away, nrdt.

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Get some sleep, fags.

green don't write it's self

>>28792546
>Be Anon.
>Be looking out the balcony towards Ponyvill.
>And in 1,2,3-
>A little Pink filly, with a light purple mane with a strip going through it rocket's off.
>A large brown line is flowing from her.
>You hear a distant "EEEEEEE"
>You look at Celestia, who has a face of complete fear.
>"S-Sunshine?" She mumbles out. Not taking her eyes off the rocket.
"Yes?"
>"W-What have you done?" She mumbles out again.
>You simply throw a piece of popcorn in your mouth before answering.
"Just a bit of revenge... Just, a bit, of revenge."
>You say looking over at Aunt Luna's balcony, to see Luna on her back laughing, whilst her hooves flail around in the air.
>You smile and look back at the Diamond Rocket.
>That'll teach her.
>No one. NO ONE!
>Call's Auntie's moons fat and ugly.

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>A Gift from the Sun will never be continued
Delete this gay earth.

>>28792956
A gift from the sun? Pastebin?

>>28793086
Yeah. It's my favorite.

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>>28791911
>>28791948

All these people didn't read Afterhours' stories.
Are there still new anons joining the thread at this point?

>Did he ever finish them?
They're all finished. There are actually only two stories, the rest is made of oneshots that take place in the same universe of the main one (Ten years). He also wrote another oneshot last thread, but it's still not in the pastebin.

>>28792956
God damn that sure was a crazy story. It tickled muh fetishes just right.

>>28793086
First post, momlestia archive. Author is Jazzteeth.

>>28793385
>are there still new anons joining the thread at this point.

Kind of, I haven't been on /mlp/ in like 3 years.

Was too busy with college shit.

>>28793688
You could've joined at a better time.
AfterHours has been done with his stories for a while now.
He recently came back for a nice one shot, but right now, it's just us.

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>"F-fuck my urethra pussy, sensei!"
>'Mom, c'mon, just trying to have breakfast here.'
>"But I wanna sample the legendary penis that killed a water buffalo in his homeland!"
>'Don't you like, have to go train to be the next horse-kage or something?'
>"B-BAKA! I KNEW THAT! KYAA~"

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>>28791632
>"Sweetie, would you like to play with Captain Shiny and the guards before breakfast? I'm afraid the chef will take some time to prepare your 20 plate meal."
>'YAY!' Anonymous exclaims, jumping up and down
>meanwhile in the barracks...

Update time! Okay I hope you all don’t mind but I won’t be doing Anons ye olden speak. It is just really a pain.
>Be Anon.
>You open your eyes and look around.
>You’re in some white room, with a object attached to you making a weird beeping noise.
>You attempt to move your arm to remove the annoying contraption, but you can’t.
>looking at your arms you realize why.
>There appear to be straps holding you down.
>What’s going on!? Where are you!?
>The last thing you remember was the two mythical beast fighting.
>Then you were turned to stone.
>Did their king come back and find you!?
>Did He think you destroyed his castle and angered his steeds!?
>You have to escape!

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>>28794994
>Be Luna.
>You and Tia are waiting out in the waiting room of ponievill hospital.
>Tia seems really worried about the creature. Especially after the poor thing passed out when she unfroze him.
>You also discovered that it was a he.
>Why did miss Sparkle have to check that? Tartarus if you know.
>You also don’t know why her mouth was left agape and drooling.
>But back to Tia.
>She has been pacing back and forth since the doctors left.
>”Oh, what if he doesn’t forgive me? What if he thinks I’m a monster?” She mumbles to herself.
>You walk over and sit her down.
“Tia, please don’t fret over this. I’m sure everything will be- *Crash!* aaaand that was a window.”
>You and Tia rush to the creatures room to find it empty of a heartbeat monitor and a creature.
>Perhaps you should have put him on a higher floor.
>The restraints are ripped.
>Looking out the window you quickly see the creature running into the everfree.
>”Wait!” Tia Yells before taking off after it.
>You quickly take off behind her.

>Be Nurse Redheart.
>You walk into the room the creature was held to see the princess flying into the everfree.
“Aw, come on!”
>After finding out it was a ‘he’ you were really excited about ‘washing him’.
>But now you’ve got to clean it’s room…
>Eh, at least you’ve still got Big Mac, in 2B.
>You’d figure he’d learn about not trusting the CMC. But hey, you aren’t complaining.
>You do wonder what a cutie mark for pony riding would be.
>Maybe if the pain meds knock him out during ‘Bath time’ you can find out what a cutie mark for backwards pony riding would be~.

>>28795000
>dem trips

also, Nurse Redheart is a perv. You're going to turn her into my waifu if you don't stop.

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>>28795027

>>28795034
In the real world, yes.

In a fantasy, a fictional story, I, for one, welcome my new poni overlords.

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>>28795034
>Raping patients.
>A hot pony nurse is riding your dick, and you don't like it.
Pic related.

>>28795041
Now, this is what I'm talking about.

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>>28780033
I wanna boop her snoot

>>28795062
>You wake up and find nurse redheart fucking you.
>Her hair is down, bouncing as she goes up and down on your shaft.
>She opens her eyes and sees the look of pleasure on your face.
>She lock's you in a kiss.
>It feels really good.
>You cum.
>Afterwards you report her to the police for rape.
That's you Anon.

>>28795074
You sick bastered!

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>>28795074
I want Oedipus fags to leave

>>28795091
...you are aware that staff is not supposed to walk in whilst a nurse is bathing a patient right?

>>28795129
>>28795117
>>28795091
>>28795089
>>28795062
>>28795056
>>28795034
I kind of regret adding a nurse redheart scene...

>>28795138
Don't. You did nothing wrong.

Shitposters gonna shitpost.

Been a while since I came to a momlestia thread. Any comfy greens happen in the last year?

>>28795201
Well ten years was good.

what's up with this wave of post deletions? It's happened in every thread I browse.

>>28795201
There are a few additions in the new archive, both new stories and old ones I dug up from old threads.

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>"I KNOW you're a big boy, sweetie, but right now mommy wants you to pretend to be under 12."

>page 7
>ever

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>>28796480
Literally every momlestia fic where anon is 20 years old in a nutshell

>>28796480
>"Okay, sweetie. Now, mommy wants you to ask her how foals are made, okay?"
"Celestia, I learned about this a long ti-"
>"W-Well, pretend that you didn't!"
"..."
>"..."
"How are foals made?"
>"How are foals made.... what?"
"For fuc-how are foals made, mommy?"
>Celestia rolls over onto her back and raises a hind leg.
>"Come to mommy and she'll show you, honey~"

>>28780033
When I see this thread, I always wonder what would happen if an old or late-mid Anon got magicked to Equestria.

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>>28797005
Here's the catch. No matter how old you are, you're still a baby in her eyes. There's no escape from mom's love.

>>28796917
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng~

>>28797054
well, until you grow old and die

>>28797054
>>28797154
>be like 94, on life support
>your mind is sitll sharp, but the body is finally giving up
>you can't even curse at pretty young-looking pony princes when she lovingly calls you her son, your lips can't even form words anymore

>>28780033
>"Every time I look at you, Anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother."
>You pause mid-sip of your tea, your mind still processing what Princess Celestia just said to you.
>It was out of the blue; completely unprovoked.
>Princess Celestia had just invited you and Twilight over for tea while you were visiting Canterlot.
>Conversation had turned from business-like ("what's your planet like"; "what did you do for a living"; "what is computers and how do we make them"), but had slowly turned more personal.
>So slowly that you didn't even notice the change, until you found yourself chatting happily about your home life.
>And then...
>The line.
"Listen.... Princess Celestia. That's very, uh..."
>You look desperately at Twilight, but she refuses to look you in the eye.
"Very.... KIND of you to say. But I'm an adult, Princess. I don't need a mother."
>Celestia giggles and continues to give you that amused, somewhat-adoring look.
>"Anonymous, I am very old. Relative to me, all of my little ponies are foals. You could be 12, 25, or 100 years old, and it would make no difference to me."
>She gets up and begins to walk over to you, looking completely non-threatening.
>Regardless, you too stand up and begin taking steps backward to match the ones she's taking forward.
"Twilight?"
>No answer.
"Twilight?! Help!"
>You nearly jump out of your skin as your back hits the wall.
>Celestia finally catches up with you and rears back onto her hind legs, planting one fore-hoof on the wall beside your head to brace herself.
>"But there's something different about you, Anon. Something..."
>With her free fore-hoof, she gently boops you on the nose.
>"...that calls to me."
>She giggles and cups her free, formally-booping hoof over her mouth.
>"Call it mother's instinct."

>>28797154
I don't think Celly would let her sunshine die of old age, she would most likely cast an inmortality/eternal youth spell on you.

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>>28797243
>he hasn't read the Ten Years fic

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>>28797254
>one guy's headcanon dictates everything
Nice logic right there, kid.

>>28797254
>he doesn't enjoy crying
It hurts too much, Anon.

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>>28797300
your funeral, anon

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>>28797054
>There's no escape
>"Always. Mommy's. Baby~"

>>28797541
"Celestia, for God's sake, let me go! Why are you even doing this?! I have a wife, Celestia! A wife who is wondering this very moment why her husband disappeared and where he went!"
>"Aww, my little Sunshine, why cuddle your little mare friend when you can snuggle up against mommy and her soft, warm wings?"

>>28797621
>you, horsewife and your foals all being forcefully snuggled by celestia

>>28797541
There was an idea floating around the board a while back that humans were cute to ponies because they shared some characteristics with foals; eg small eyes. I could see this mixing in with Celestia's advanced age (and thus overdue maternal instincts) to make Anon irresistible for her... as her child.

>Anon never had a "mother/son" relationship with Celestia
>He doesn't even meet her in person until a year after he's settled down in Ponyville
>When Celestia visits, it's like a switch has been thrown in her head
>Anon has turned from "Twilight's silly alien friend" to "tiny adorable babuu who doesn't have a mother to take care of him"

"Sister, put down the human."
>"Luna, can't you see?! He doesn't even have fur to keep him warm!"
"He is distressed. It's very clear he doesn't want you to hold him."
>"Look at the way he reacts to affection... Ohh, he isn't used to having somepony love and cuddle him! My poor, poor foal~"

>>28797650
>"My foal's foal is still my foal."
It gets really awkward when Celestia tries to get a "fussy" Anon to nurse every morning.

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>>28797675
Luna's deadpan observations are always entertaining.

>>28797691
"So THAT'S where all the honey has been going."
>"Luna, honestly! Don't you know it's rude to walk in on a mother who is trying to nurse?"

>>28797743
>scene pauses as credits begin to roll
>"'Anonymous In Charge' was filmed before a live, studio audience."

>>28780033


>During Celestia and NMM's first fight a young Anon from the times of knights and kings is teleported to Equestria and sees them fighting. He watches in awe over it before he gets hit by a stray magic beam turning him into a statue. 1000 or so years later the CMC's are in the Everfree trying to get their cutie marks. Find Anon statue and bring it to Twilight. Twilight can tell he is alive and brings him to Celestia asking about it. Celestia somehow figures out she froze him and feels bad. She raises him teaching him about the new world as an apology. Him and Luna connect because they both aren't used to the new world yet.

I really wanna write this, but if another Anon is already doing it, then I don't want to tread on any toes.

What do, /mom/?

>>28797743
>>28797767
>"So, do you want me to just zap you back home?"
"You can DO that?!"
>Luna shrugs, unconcerned and seemingly bored.
>"I'll tell her I accidentally flushed you. It worked with our pet goldfish; it'll work with you."

>>28797778
write it faggot. two stories are better than one

Goodnight bump. Don't let /mom/ die on me. Not before I've had a chance to say good morning to her.

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>>28798200
>"Is th-..Luna, are we on? Can he hear us?"
>'Yes, Sister. This is Anonymous's dream space, he can hear and se-'
>"ECHO!..(ECHO)..Hahah, it works!"
>'Sister, please, do not violate the sanctity of the drea-'
>"SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! IT'S THE 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOWER EXPO!"

>>28798250
trollestia wut r u doin
u r not spoze 2 b in my head
plz stop echoing
stahp it trollestia
stahp

>>28797778
Do it bro, i don't really mind. I'm just writing to give some green. More is always accepted.

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>"Good night, my sunshine~"
>'Zzzz..huhw-, w-what?! Oh yeah, night, mom...zZZzz..'

Emergency page 9 bump

You think Celestia would cook breakfast for you or would she just order out food all the time?

>>28800030
She'd just order. But I'm pretty sure a fuckton of best cooks and servants would prepare it and bring it to us.

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>>28800030
You would get the best meals served daily atop her wonderous, mesmerizing, butt.

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>"Mom, Auntie, you both need to stop this. I mean c'mon, seriously."
>'Never, Anonymous! Being eeevil is so good~'
>Ponies everywhere run in panic as your mom & aunt direct their horn lasers here and there in the furor
>'Allow US to be of service, loyal subjects!' Your Aunt shouts
>'If thou wisheth to flee, we shall give thee the means to do so!' She says releasing a powerful beam of magic
>IIIIIT'S A BRAND NEW STATION WAGON!! YOU'RE THE NEXT BIG WINNER ON 'THE PRICE IS RIGHT'!
>Mom isn't faring much better at being 'evil'
>'Enjoy your treat, little one! May the brainfreeze be worth it! Muhahah!!'
>'T-thank youuu, Missus Princess Celestia!!!' The young colt says holding a monstrously oversized ice cream cone
>'Oh you're welcome, swee-..uh, I MEAN, YES! HA HA, I AM EVIL!'
>"Oh for fucks sak-..FINE."
>"Hey, mom, look, I'm evil, too!" You say dancing on the grass near a 'keep off grass' sign
>You hope this works
>Twilightoutoffuckingnowhere.webbum
>'C-c-can I be evil, too? I wanna be evil, Princess!'
>Your mom & aunt stop dead in their tracks and exchange frowns
>'..Luna, this is boring now, I don't want to be evil anymore.'

>>28800030
She would order the healthiest, most well-made foods prepared by the cooks and try to pass it off as "a mother's home-cooked meals". You'd both know it was bullshit, but you'd play along.

>>28800982
>"Mommy slaved all day on this, sweetheart, I hope it's to your liking."
>'..Forgot to take the 'Banquet' sticker off, mom.'
>"B-banquet Culinary was the name of the institute mommy cooked at."

>>28801003
>>"Mommy slaved all day on this, sweetheart, I hope it's to your liking."
>Celestia tosses something onto your lap
>It's a no-name bag of bbq potato chips from horse-Walmart
>When you look back up, she's half-way across your room, heading to the door
>She doesn't look back once
>Leaves and closes the door behind her
>That's the last you see of her for the rest of the day

tfw momlestia is secretly disappointed in you and tries not to show it

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>>28801031
...What'd I do?

>>28801046
>Celestia gazes at you from the doorway, only her head poking in.
>"Exactly, sweetheart."
"...I don't understand."
>Celestia sighs and lowers her head, looking disappointed.
>Not at you, but at herself.
>"Honey... mommy's going to visit auntie Luna, okay? I'll be back tomorrow before lunch."
"Okay, mom. Say hi to-"
>SLAM

>>28801053
Maaaan, I hate getting that from my mom irl, please don't make my imaginary horsemom give me the cold shoulder because I'm a fuck up and too lazy to improve

>>28801031
>>28801046
>>28801053
2closetohome4me

>>28801060
>tfw you know you're a fuckup but it's been so long and you're too dead inside to believe changing is worth it or will actually mean anything
If life were a videogame, I would have already quit and started a new character.

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>>28801074
My mom deserved a better son, but she got me.

If I had a chance to start over with Sunbutt, I'd do everything I could to never disappoint her.

>>28801089
I'm too emotionally crippled to not disappoint Celestia. I'd leave just to spare her the heartbreak.
>tfw you're an adult but you feel like you're 15 most of the time
>tfw you don't even have autism; you're just that pathetic

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>>28801063
>>28801031
>>28801046
>>28801053
>>28801074
>>28801089
>>28801100

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>>28801100
>32 and still act 17
>autistic to the point it's pathetic
ANON STOP BEING ME AND JUST LIVE HERE IN THIS IMMERSIVE FANTASY WORLD WHERE SHE'S YOUR MOM AND EVERYTHING IS RAINBOWS

>>28801113
After both of my parents are dead, Anon. They still love me for some reason, and my death would hurt them. I can wait.

>>28801128
>You wake up in bed
>"Sweetie..." a tired, defeated voice comes, "breakfast is ready."
>You turn your head to the door only to see Celestia's horn disappear through it a split-second before it closes.
>Wow.
>Four whole words.
>That's better than all of last week.
>You glance over to your desk (the one visible to anyone who opens the door) and...
>Yup, the noose is still there.
>....
>Maybe tomorrow.
>Tomorrow is another day.

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Ehh, the prompt about Anon being from medieval times or whatever and transported to the middle of sunbutt vs nmm seems kind of farfetched to work in here.

I figured it was better suited for /sun/ imo.

>>28801178
Actually yeah, fuck it

>>28801198
Just post something about your parents being disappointed in you, or something.

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>>28801208
Nooo, back to good wholesome family feels.

Like a nice nature hike with your mom & aunt where you go off the beaten path and venture forward like pioneers! who have loud sex just yards away from family campsites

>>28801223
>Those expressions
>"Oh... Is THAT what Anon does in his room all day?"
>>"I thought he was... I don't know, reading. Or maybe looking over some of his textbooks."
>"Yeah. I guess not."
The day Anon accidentally reveals he has hundreds of hours of gameplay time in various video games

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>>28801182
Wut?

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>>28801235
>Is that what he does all day
Um excuse you, but playing the new oregon trail cardgame in preparation for a real outdoorsy hike is serious business, MOM.

I'm a new write-fag with zero experience writing erotica. Is this the thread for me or should I fuck off back to /lit/ ?

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>>28801256
If you can't write erotica, can you write comfy/feels.

>>28801253
"Mom, can we go shopping today? My shirts are too small."
>"....."
"Mooooom?"
>"Okay, honey. Let mommy go get her purse."

>>28801269
I believe so, yes. I'll have a look at all the prompts, maybe there's something I can start with.

>>28786033
Nigga I've been here for a year, written for this thread and I would write more if it actually stayed up for over a week.
I don't want to be rude but you're literally retarded if you think that a constantly-404ing monthly general for which the only content is bumps and less-than-oneshots is better than merging and maybe having consistent content.

>>28801250
Anon was gonna turn into a kid after the statue? That's my guess

>>28794036
>Celestia finds Anon's doujins: femdom/reverse rape/happy sex typically
>Thinks that those are guidebooks on human interaction
>Decides to act them out in real life towards her oblivious son
>Reads a reverse rape one
>Follows the instructions
>Reads one featuring impregnation
>Follows the instructions
>Gets Luna and maybe teenage (not married) Cadence to follow along to better understand human culture
Fund it.

>>28801373
yes

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>>28801373
>"Mom? Auntie? I'm hooome."
>'P-peetzer~..'
>"Condense? W-why are you in that school filly uniform?"

>>28801298
>constantly-404ing monthly general for which the only content is bumps
Then we'd just stop making them altogether.

>maybe having consistent content.
...which wouldn't be about momlestia, because if there was any, merging would not have been necessary in the first place.
>inb4 writefags from there would write about momlestia
Writers can use the catalog. If a writer frequents a thread that's called "incestuous relationships", there's no way they haven't seen this too. Besides, /mom/ is not incest general. A good portion of the stories here didn't even mention sex.
And yes, I'd rather be a retard who enjoys these threads with a bunch of other retards like me than being in a thread where I don't give a fuck about 90% of the content. Anyway, this isn't about me. If you want to peer into the future of this thread, just take a look at /sun/. Long since dead, no merging in sight. As I said, Celestia threads never merge. A long time ago in /sun/ the simple mention of merging with /moon/ and other threads to create a princess general would cause a shitstorm of biblical proportions. I'd rather not repeat the experience.

Fun fact: these threads used to be made in a row. The very reason why they became monthly is because they were bump generals, dead. That was 2014. We've technically been dead for two years.

>>28797229
This sounds like something I would really enjoy reading more of.

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>>28797229
Looks good. Continue if you want to.

>>28801256
We need writers badly. Just give it a try, and if you fuck up, just try to do better next time.

>>28801118
>>28801100
>>28801089
>>28801060
>>28801031
Damn... I think I finally figured out the type of people who frequent this thread.

Is there room for one more in the misery hole?

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>>28802351
ONE OF US

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>>28802351
Make yourself at home, Anon.

>Anons think we have an oedipus complex
>In reality we know we're disappointments and are escaping to a fantasy world where we aren't

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>"A-anonymous, your Aunt and I ate this oregano we found in your room but I don't think it was oregano and do you have anymore?"
>'S-SISTER, OUR HOOVES...they are so far awaay..'

>>28803063
>"Do you still have those barbeque chips I gave you? Because I will pay you a hundred bits if you give them to me right now."

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>>28797229

>>28802228
>>28801771
If this thread is still alive tomorrow, I'll try to write something.

>>28803446
>Grumpy but generally agreeable Anon
The perfect son for Celestia. He puts up a token effort, but more or less goes along with what she wants. You can really only complain so much when you're eating the best food made by the best chefs and you spend every night cuddling a big warm horse.

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>>28802918
I don't know that it's an oedipal complex, but I DID tell my mom I wanted to marry her, when I was like 6.

Plus, my mother is the only woman who'll ever love me.

The feels are heavy today in /mom/.

>>28803592
He's going to get some Princely duties sooner or later, though.
>"So in conclusion, Prince Anonymous, House Horncrest should be exempt from the cake tax!"
>You've spent the last hour and a half hearing Clarence 'Blueblood' Darrow offer his argument
>"..Your Highness?"
>You shake your head and stamp 'DENIED' on his paperwork
>"This isn't the last you've heard from me on the matter, Your Highness!"
>'Yeah, mhhmm, I have a feeling it's not. Guards, please.'
>He's forcibly removed from the daycourt lobby
>'I'LL BE BACK TUESDAY BETWEEN 9 AND 1!'
>"Weak...NEXT."
>Mom never told you Princely duties involved mediating retarded shit like this at the pony equivalent of the dmv

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>>28803592
>you spend every night cuddling a big warm horse.
So comfy.

>>28803653
Yeah, we like pouring salt all over our wounds. It helps us feeling alive.

>>28804231
>You are Anon
>You know what? Shit sucked for a while after you were kidnapped by an enormous white horse.
>She wouldn't let you go back home, for starters.
>In fact, she insisted that this CASTLE was your home now.
>You thought that maybe normal life had gotten a bit stale for the 1000+ year old sun goddess and she just up and decided to adopt you as a pet.
>Maybe all that time she spend alive made her go a little bit crazy and she decided that the newly-discovered sapient alien guy would make for a great cat or dog.
>Reality was way, WAY weirder.
>Apparently you're her son now.
>Just
>Out of nowhere.
>Horse-mom.
>You argued, of course, that you already had a home.
>A home that still needed you to make payments on, and to make sure the shit in the magical fridge didn't go bad.
>Payments that required you to earn money from your job
>A job that requires you to actually live in Ponyville.
>So instead she booped you on the nose, called you a "silly-billy", and told you that you didn't need a job while you lived with "mommy".
>After a dinner that was admittedly the most delicious thing you've ever eaten, she carried you off by the scruff of your shirt like she was a cat and you were her kitten.
>That first night's cuddling was so uncomfortable that it almost made up for the dinner.
>You made sure your complaints and concerns were made known by Celestia, let me tell you.
>Things changed, though.
>You found it easier and easier to fall asleep with Celestia holding you.
>You got used to following her around for most of the day.
>You even became pretty chill friends with Luna, who was sympathetic to your kidnapping and let you vent about how actually really fucked up the "forced adoption" thing was.
>All things considered, you still live in a castle, eat like royalty, and are pretty much politically untouchable because of your "mother" and "aunt".
>Things could be worse.

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>"I don't like those new friends you made over the summer at Auntie Moon's, Anonymous.."

>Luna is the cool aunt who sneaks Anon candy and porn

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>>28804941
>the porn is of her

haha, i lied, his mom & aunt teach him sex ed themselves
sometimes cadence is involved

>>28804992
>Anon grew up on Earth and has only recently become Celestia's "son"
>Celestia pulls shit like this to "make up for lost time"
>Luna is disappointed that Anon insists that he knows how sex works
>She was going to use this as an excuse to give Anon home-made diagrams using herself as a model

Lusty aunt when?

>>28805026
>home-made diagrams using herself as a model
>"Um, Auntie?"
>'Yes, do you have questions regarding the subject matter?~'
>"Y-yeah, you could say that. Um, it says here on the diagram 'no-no place' above your mons pubis, that means 'vagina', right?"
>She stifles a giggle
>'You said vagina...'

>>28805159
I expected lewd but got keks. Nicely done. Still; not asking Auntie Luna for a closer look

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>>28805159
>>28805175
>"Ah, sweetheart. I trust you're learning good and proper how to stimulate mares special baby places and make hug time enjoyable for both parties?"
>"I want your first time to really mean something. When you look into my eye-, I mean y-your marefriends eyes as you hilt your funstick inside her cha-cha, that should be something we'll always treasure.."
>"-..I mean something that you'll always treasure!"

>>28805264
Adorable and HNNNG

>>28805264
>Celestia adopts Anon after he arrives in Equestria as an adult
>Mistook her affection for Anon as maternal (as she has gotten into the habit of acting as a mother to her little ponies) when it was actually of the "shove that dick in me" variety
>Still tries to do her best to keep things platonic
>Fails

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>>28805330
>"So, Anon..y-you and the princesses, huh?" Twiggles asks
>'I don't even know, man, but I'm banging both and calling one 'mom' and the other 'auntie'.' You say playing horse atari from your racecar bed

>>28805348
hawt

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>>28805348
unf

>>28805381
>Celestia and Luna have had foals before
>Many times, actually, but none of them are immortal alicorns, so she and Luna live to bury them
>It's how ponies like Blueblood came to be
>After the banishment of her sister, Celestia had given up on having foals
>Until Anon shows up and that little spark in her heart comes to life
The conflict comes from Anon not being a child or wanting to get a new horse mom.

>>28805428
>Pushing Anon around in an adult sized stroller as he sits seething in foal sized clothing
>"Your Highness~ This must be the young Anonymous I've heard so much about, correct?" Fleur de lis asks
>'He is, Ms. De Lis. Say 'hello', sunshine.'
>"Show me those marebits, baby."

>>28805467
kek

>>28805467
>"Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. De Lis. I think my little Anonymous is hungry and wants his feeding."

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>Celestia & Luna are fiercely protective of Anon and jealous of any other female acquaintances he may have
>Anonymous is their pride and joy and they wont have him 'taken away by some hussy'
>"Ms. Dash? To what do I owe the pleasure?"
>"Riding bikes with my son? Oh, a new trail, hm?"
>"My, that sounds positively wonderful. 2 young people out enjoying the sights."
>"JUST the sights, Ms. Dash, am I clear?"
>"..I didn't raise a boy who'd sink it into the first *thing* to come along and tell him he's 'awesome'."

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>>28805914
>"If I find out he's come home without his virginity intact, or, heavens forbid, with some kind of bug, there's going to be consequences Ms. Dash."
>"...I'm talking a clitorectomy, am I clear?"

>>28805943
>"I did NOT like how that seamstress had her hands all over you, Anonymous."
>'Better her than the old guy with shaky hands, mom.'
>"Let me see your suit, sweetheart. Oh, you'll look so handsome at the gal-..LITTLE BITCH STITCHED HER NUMBER ON THE CUFFS!"

>ITT: Yandere Momlestia

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>>28806011
She gets pretty fucking evil in some of the fics.

I won't spoil the details

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>>28806011
>"I'LL COOK YOUR EGGS INTO AN OMELETTE IF YOU TOUCH MY BOY!"

>>28806054
Evil Celestia would make for a great season 7 villain

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>>28806054
>Be woken up one night by noises in the backyard
>Look out and see mom cleaning an axe and auntie heaving a few trashbags into a fresh dug hole
>Ask them in passing the next morning what that was
>"Oh, t-that was nothing, sweetie, are you sure you weren't dreaming?"
>'Verily, nephew, twas likely a dream.' Your Aunt quips cleaning her nails
>That one new girl in your govt/econ class didn't show up today
>What a shame, you two had made plans for later in the week
>Can't win em all, you guess, there will be others
>Right?

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Night, /mom/

don't die while i'm at work tomorrow

I'm rather proud of how quickly we bounced back from that feels trip.

>>28791686

>You walk in on aunt Luna. "Hey, have you seen my copy of Jane's Fighting Air--" and stop dead.
>"These sugarless bear-candies are surprisingly tasty!" says Luna, tossing back a few more of them. She chases them with a swig of hard cider. She's had a lot of that apparently.
>"They were clearing them out. Yes, clearing them. Clearance." She burps.
>"Ummm...how many of those have you eaten?" you ask. And then you take in the empty bag between her hooves and the six other bags around her.
>Oh...wow.
>"I sort of lost track. Would you like some? I have some more around here somewhere," she says, rooting around in the mess on the other side of her bed.
>"N-no, I think I'm good," you say. "Uh...you might consider asking Celestia for the evening off. You're going to need it."
>Luna looks at you quizzically.
>"Why would I need to do that?" she asks.
>And then her eyes widen comically. A loud growling noise fills the bedroom, and you both look at her midsection.
>It's moving visibly. She makes a noise of distress that almost succeeds in drowning out the noise of her rumbling gut.
>"Trust me, you're going to want the night off," you say gently.
>With a clatter of hooves, she nearly breaks the sound barrier in her haste to reach the bathroom. The door slams behind her with the finality of a dungeon door closing.
>"I'll, uh...go ahead and tell Moms that you're indisposed," you say. You take the opportunity to duck out of Luna's chambers and close the door behind you
>But you swear that you can already hear the sound of your adopted mother's laughter already echoing through the castle. It almost drowns out the agonized groans of your aunt.

>>28801100
>>28801089
>>28801063
>>28801060

Are you me?

>>28802351

Gabba gabba hey.

My parents are dead, the rest of my family hasn't bothered to contact me in years, I"m working a dead-end job and my life is slowly going nowhere. My dreams are unspeakable. I have a disease that's killing me, and it's a tossup as to whether it gets me before I drink the magic bleach.

Welcome to the herd. I guess.

>>28803063
Have a funny link.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/139050/1/celestia-and-a-human-get-high/keep-on-tokin

bamp

Anyone got any recommendations for which story to read?
One that is long and preferably has a good story.

>>28806625
Ah, sugarless candy. It's a hard lesson, but you only need one afternoon spent in the bathroom to learn it.

>>28806663
amusing
also
>tfw no princess pony gf to get high with

>>28806625
>Be Anon
>Be 3 weeks later
>You walk into your room after a hard day of cuddling with Mom on her day off and...
>...catch Aunt Luna laying on the floor, on her tummy, with her muzzle thrust deep into ANOTHER bag of sugar-free gummies.
"Auntie Luna!"
>Luna whips her head up, bag still stuck to ner muzzle.
>"Servant, who gave thou permis-oh! Oh, dear nephew!"
>She looks nervously between you and the bag.
>"W-we... we, uh..."
>As casually as possible, she bats the plastic bag off of her face with a hoof.
>It take a few times for her hoof to catch on the smooth plastic.
>"....They were so delicious, Anon. We couldn't help ourselves."
>You don't feel even a scrap of sympathy as you aunt's stomach growls loudly.

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>"Up before noon for a change?"
>"What's the occasion, sweetie?"

>>28807379
>"Luna! Look who came out of his cave."
>>"Tis true? Nephew, dost mine seeing eyes deceive? Hast these accursed orbs finally given way to madness? I thought thou had perished long ago, Anon."
"Alright, fine! I'll come out of my room more often."

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>"T-thanks for allowing me to use my free period to tag along as your aide, Principal Celestia."
>'Yes, ofcourse, Twilight, now please, hush.'
>The two stand on Canterlot high's athletic field
>['T-this must be a test of some kind. To see if I'm ready to be her full time assistant!']
>'I wont let you down, Principal Celestia- Oops..'
>"Ah, right on time."
>A mass migratory herd of young men rounds the corner taking to the track
>['You've both been waiting out here just to watch the boys run the mile?']
>"H-HI, SWEETIE!!~" She shouts, waving excitedly and spilling little drops of her coffee
>Anonymous looks over from his spot among the front runners and waves, shouting 'HII MOMM!'
>['Unf y-you could get used to coming home to that, too']
>'HELLO, ANONYMOUS, IT'S ME TWILIGHT!'
>He just shakes his head
>['W-WAS THAT A GRIN? I THINK HE SMILED!']
>Anonymous comes up to the pair before heading back into the locker room
>"Um I j-just wanted to watch my sunbeam run around and be sweaty and get a hug from him~" Mom beams while twirling her hair
>'Tee hee, me too!'
>They both slowly turn to look at you
>['..Yeah, Twilight, that was definitely one of those things you should've thought instead of saying aloud.']

>>28807574
>After months of increasingly less subtle competitions to get into Anon's pants, Celestia and Twilight form a truce and work together to the the D
>"Yeah, my girlfriend and I live with my mom and my aunt. So what? Wha-what are you implying?"

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>>28807731
>lives with mom & aunt and live in gf
>fucking them all
this is the weirdest harem anime ever.

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>>28807759
i am okay with this

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>"Alright, mom, auntie, I'm heading out for work. Love you."
>'Have a nice day, sweetheart.'
>'Come back to us safely, nephew.'
>The pair stand at the front door waving as he drives off
>Once he's out of sight they exchange devious glances
>'M-ME FIRST!'
>'AGE BEFORE BEAUTY, LITTLE SISTER~'
>They clamor upstairs to Anon's room
>'YES!!!' Mom says diving spread eagle onto his bed, immediately bunching herself up in covers and sheets
>Auntie throws open the closet door and looks down to see a hamper full of worn clothing
>'JACKPOT!'
>Mom's rolling around like a cat, bathing in his scent and inhaling his pillows
>'Still warm~'
>Auntie sits cross legged while making it rain boxers, shirts, pants and socks
>"Hello? Mom? Auntie? Me again, I forgot my nametag, I'm just going upstairs to grab it before leaving again."
>their faces when

didn't have a humanized pic of the two, so there.

>>28807909
>Celestia, thinking quickly, locates the nametag on Anon's side table and slides it under the door before Anon sees
>"Oh, hey, here it is. I must have dropped it. See you later, you guys!"
>The fear of getting caught just strengthens their arousal

>>28807759
"Oh, Mommy!"
>"Fuck me harder, son!"
"I'm gonna put a half-human, half-horse, half-bird abomination in your womb!"
>"Don't stop now! I love you!"
"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG"
>"Oh fuck oh shit [orgasmic horse noises]"

Sorry guys. Couldn't help myself with a prompt like that.

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>>28808394
>[orgasmic horse noises]

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>Be Anon, walking the halls of the castle.
>It's a beautiful day, the birds are singing, a cool breeze is in the air and it is just a good day.
>"Oh no, oh no, oh no! It's okay, I can fix this!"
>Twilight says in a panic.
>Well it was a good day anyway, it's never good when she has that tone.
>"Just stay in here for now until I get back."
>She says backing out of the throne room and shutting the door, not noticing your approach.
"Hi Twilight."
>"PRINCE ANONYMOUS!"
>She screams in surprise as she sees you.
>She then looks between you and the closed door and presses herself against it, attempting in a poor way to blockade you from the throne room.
>"What are you doing here?"
"I live here remember?"
>"Of course you do! How could I have forgotten? Well good catching up with you, bye!"
>Okay, something is seriously wrong.
"Twilight, is everything alright?"
>"GOOD- GREAT- I mean, everything is going great and there is no need for you to go into the throne room where Princess Celestia is. Yup, good old ONE Princess Celestia."
"Okay, now I'm really concerned."
>You effortlessly brush her aside and jiggle the handle finding the door locked.
"Mom? You okay in there?"
>"Sunshine? Is that you? Mommy's here sunbeam!"
>"Oh no! Are you hurt? I knew castle life was too dangerous for you!"
>"You didn't break anything did you? Twilight already did that."
>Your... mom says.
>That was weird.
>The door bursts open and you see your mother, only there are three of them.
>There is silence between all of you for a moment.
"Twilight... explanation, NOW!"
>"I was showing Princess Celestia an old magical relic, and it broke. The room went white and when the light fadded, they were there. She was split into three personalities. Motherly love, over protective, and no nonsense."
>They continue to look at you.
"You're going to fix this. And you're going to fix it now."
>"I'm afraid it's not that simple..."

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>>28808929
>She was split into three personalities. Motherly love, over protective, and no nonsense."

>implying that Trollestia wouldn't have a "nonsense" personality rather than "no nonsense"

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Don't tell me you fags all went out having "fun" like fucking normies.

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Bump from 10.

>>28810124
Thank you, based Anon

>>28808929
I need it.

>>28808929
>Motherly Love keeps insisting that nothing has changed and that she'll "always be your mommy". Generally kind of sobby and always looking for an excuse to hug Anon
oh god why did that hurt so much to write?
>Overprotective mostly wants to keep Anon away from Twilight and sees the latest failed experiment as proof that she's dangerous and "no good for my little boy"
>No-Nonsense still bears in mind that she is a Princess and orders Twilight to fix it, lest she face "punishment". Punishment is, of course, being bent over her horseknee and spanked. No-Nonsense rolls her eyes at Motherly Love and has to stop her from spoiling Anon too much.

I'd love to see how they get along with Luna.

>/mom/
>page 7
It's like you don't even love her.

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Big momhorse is big.

>>28811023
>momhorse carrying Anon around by grabbing the back of his shirt with her teeth
>She pointedly refuses to transport him around the castle any other way

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>>28808929
>>28810349
OBVSLY this was caused by a transporter accident. Scotty will have to use the transporters to put them back together.

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>>28810123
So this is what I get for putting in overtime?

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>>28811450
>Having a job
You're not a disappointment, son
You don't belong in this thread.

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>>28811839
Trust me, I should be here.

>Decide to write for /mom/
>Time for Celestia's dialogue
>It's sweet, positive, supportive, and motherly
>Feel unexpected pain upon writing her script
>Stop writing
I don't know what happened, /mom/.

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>>28812121
If there's one thing I noticed from most in /mom/ is that there's a certain connection for having best sun horse as a mom, taking place of the one we have or don't have. A confusing feeling really.