>Hey Anon, you wanna buy some drugs?

>>28777420
suppository flavored? my favorite!

>>28777420
"Those are Mike and Ike's twilight."

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>>28777420
You better not be cutting them with some weak shit.

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>>28777436
Only the best for my favorite autist, this one's orange flavored!

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>>28777452
>Nu uh! These are legit hardcore drugs Anon!
>But I suppose a lame ass like you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

>>28777420
>>28777468
What do the drugs do?

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>>28777463
>Shit nigga who you think you be talkin too!
>I only supply the most lit shit.
>Now is you buyin or not....

>>28777479
Twilight just because the candy and cough medicine share the same cherry flavored it doesn't make them drugs.

>>28777504
you're not fooling anyone changeling.

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>>28777485
>Get you high as a motherbucking kite!
>Shit will hit you so hard you'll think it's your daddy after he found out you were in the closet!"

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>>28777512
>S-shut up Anon, that one time was just a joke but this pill right here is the real deal!
>Outlawed in this kingdom and the next!
>I know what drugs are Anon!

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>>28777524
>Sigh
>Yea, yea, move along virgin, no one wants to hear your crazy theories again.

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>>28777547
Twilight, I know you think they're outlawed, but just because a candy isn't on the shelf anymore it doesn't make it illegal

This is not even a green prompt, it's blatant shitty roleplaying

Fuck off to ponychan

>>28777596
I'm banned from there too...:^)

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>>28777601
sounds like you just get banned from equestria daily

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>>28777588
>"Like you'd know anything about the Equestrian legal system!"
>"I'm the bucking princess for crying out loud. I think I know when a pill is an illegal drug."
>"And I say this is a drug outlawed in Equestria."
>"Now do you wanna buy some drugs or not?"

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>>28777630
That didn't even come close to an attempt

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>>28777630
EYYYYYYYYY Kill yourself.

>>28777420
You don't want to sell me drugs.
You want to go home and rethink your life.

>>28777639
Twilight, eat a Snickers. You become a raging lunatic when you're hungry.

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>>28777662
but I'm allergic to chocolate....

>>28777639
Whatever it's not like i didn't sell weed in middle school or anything, but okay I'll humor you.
1 drugs please.

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>>28777660
b-but drugs?

>>28777420
You forgot your tripcode, faggot

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>>28777677
>100 bits, this shits in high demand.
>Nonnegotiable
>And I'll take any weed you got too....and them shoes you wearing too fuckboy.

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>>28777710
but what if someone else wants to fuck around too?

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>>28777420
I know someone who's got some drugs for Fluttershy

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>>28777721
Hold on a second now I never said I was gonna pay. First one's free.

Checking
>>28777777

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>>28777741
>You one of them fluttercucks?
>Well, you see this here pill?
>If you slip it into her drink and she'll lose the baby.
>Yours for the low low price of 200 bits.

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>>28777420
hey for real if any of you guys live in nevada and need a plug ill hook you up

>>28777796
Fuck, I'm in CA right by the ocean

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>>28777758
>Why would I do that?
>I've only got one.
>What part of high demand do you not understand?
>So just pay up already faggot!

My mommy tells me that drugs are bad for you.

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>>28777834
>Well your mommies a fat bitch!
>So shut up and buy this pill virgin.

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>>28777420

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>>28777811
Just one? If it's in such high demand then why don't you have more? Don't you know about the basics of supply and demand? What kind of business acumen do you have? I thought since you were the bookhorse you'd be smart enough to know that!

>>28777809
drive down senpai, we can drop acid and watch pone

but yeah if you are interested in buying i can get you ANYTHING

>>28777780
>>28777811
>>28777847
Shut the fuck up, unicorn Twilight.
You're old news.

>>28777847
But I don't have any money. I'm too poor.

>>28777870
Naw. I actually grow medical marijuana and wholesale it to pharmacys so I have all the weed I could ever need. Ive never been interested in other stuff. I rarely get high even.

>>28777420
i bet my drugs are better than your drugs

>>28777904
How are you not stoned 100% of the time?

Role-playing is against the rules :^)

>>28777912
>420
>Drugs

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>>28777528
>Shit will hit you so hard you'll think it's your daddy after he found out you were in the closet!"

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>>28777420
I don't fuck with that weak shit.
My waifu got the real hookup.

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>>28777721
Ok twalot, I'll take your drug, take my money, my top quality weed and my shoes and give me your shit.

>>28777420
yes

gimme them drugs you wingless whorse

>>28777420
last time I bought some off of you, they were HORSE tranquilizers, and when I woke up afterwards, I was puking, pissing and pooping cum for a week!

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>>28777420
>>Hey Anon, you wanna buy some drugs?
Of course. I looking Aderall or Modafinil, Do you have some, Twilight? I'm sure that you use them.

>>28779802
>modafinil
>believing in that shit

>>28779272
>Degenerate whorese
Does she still got any weed left?

>>28777420
you don't have to say it like that everytime I buy my insulin twihorse

>>28777420
Twi... You found that pill on the ground didn't you?

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>>28777863
>"Get off my nutsack Anon, these pills are limited in number, they kind of just stopped being produced. Hell your lucky to even see one right now."
>"So either fork over the cash ass man or keep it moving."

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>>28777882
>"Then why don't you go out there and suck some dick for bits?"
>"I'm just a supplier Anon, I don't wanna hear about your problems"

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>>28779261
>"500 bits and a half quart of OJ and it's yours fuckboy!"

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>>28779397
>"Pleasure doing business with you."
>"Enjoy your mike and Ike faggot!"
>"All sales are final see ya!"

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>>28779775
>"So you'll buy some?"

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>>28779594
>"Not so fast thunder titties, let me see the bits first."

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>>28781454
>"N-no...so what if I did?"

>>28781750
pffahah guys, ehy guise, I just scammed the princess of friendship with some leaves and 5 euros. What a dumb princess.

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Users are losers, Twilight.

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>>28781706
>limited in number
Bitch drugs don't work like yugioh cards, they ran out cause you stopped going to the candy store. I will keep my ass moving and let you stare at it while I walk away.
Also
>you're

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>>28779397
Fuck, I wish my shit was that dank.

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>>28777420
Alright, purple dude, but it better not be 25-i again.

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>>28777420
currently workin on a pic with twi having that exact face

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>>28777420
Nah I got some good from Spike the other day

>>28782795
DUDE

>>28781706
Okay. >rape time. Twilight's fun is over. Swiggity swoogity, WE CONQUERING DAT BOOTY!

>>28784634
WEED

>>28784873
LMAO

>>28780324
She doesn't give weed to fun hating flutter cucks.

>>28777596
The point of the roleplay rule is to avoid autstic cringe roleplay this is just autistic humorous roleplay.

Taking that rule seriously is what got prompts banned.

>>28781706
Then make more you stupid horse.
You could have total control of supply.

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>>28777420
Drugs are not cool twilight, them VAPES are

>>28777721
Is that a lot of bits right now inflation is all over the place in this country.

I once saw somebody buy an apple and then a sword the nexr day for the same fucking price.

>>28779397
>shoes that a horse can't even wear
>what i can only assume (cause im an amerifat) is a small amount of a currency you can't use in equestria
>Some sort of plant i cant identify, but is certainly not weed

Yup, completely legit

>>28787012
Shhh, she didn't notice.

>>28779272
Mah nigga

If there's anything I've learned from the "drugs" tag at Depribooru, it's that drugs are not for poners and poners are not for drugs.

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>>28787251

>>28777420

No, I'm smart!

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>>28777420
>tfw desperately want to smoke some weed
>tfw live in Bongland where weed is illegal and not even decriminalized
>tfw don't have any friends or contacts except for my puritanical sister and her bf who I both live with
I just want to blaze it
Why did life have to shit on me this hard?

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>>28789873
>Bongland
>but no uiido
>mfw

>>28789873
That sucks. We have medical in my state and were slated to get legalization on the ballot for this election, but after they got the reqauired signatures, our dickhead governor changed the requirements so that more signatures were needed, so no legalized weed this election.

>>28789991
England is pretty shit in terms of drug legislation in general.
Only America is worse when it comes to alcohol. Of course some states have legalized weed which is a plus but the general political attitude is about as neanderthal as in Bongland.

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>>28786932
for ants

>page nine

I'm gay.

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>>28792311
>>28792492
>>28793865

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>>28793865
>>28777758

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>>28777420
thanks doc

>>28793887
Thanks doc

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Fuck, now i want some dxm

>>28781763
I'll buy a dozen!

>>28777420