I LOVE Pinkie

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>>28776888
KYS now

The only good thing about Pinkie:
If you ask nicely enough, she'll let you butt-fuck her behind the bleachers after school.
And you don't even have to be a student.

>all this non-pony shit

what the fuck happened to us

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>>28776888

>>28776888
I agree that Ponk is the superior pony. However, she will never truly be yours. Even if you married her, she'd never give up the endless quest to make others happy, so you'd never have her all to yourself.

Pills are in the cabinet, liquor's in the freezer. I'll just look the other way while you do what must be done.

>human
>on the PONY board

Out.

>>28776928
Pinkie Pie would never let strangers fuck her ass.

>>28777049
She knows that when the lights go down and everyone is leaving the party, I'll be right there with her cleaning up the confetti.

I will quell her loneliness and make her happy.

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>Needing to support a depressed individual
>Unsure of her emotions and trust in you when she's in a bad place
>Needing to deal with things she breaks or screws up due to her clumsiness
>Dealing with her scary family
>Being around A LOT of strangers she throws parties and events for
>Watching your diet when you'll often be surrounded by sugary goodies.
>Getting bored with her antics sometimes (does happen)
>Her getting bored or uninterested in your longtime hobbies.

With all that said and done, I love Pinkie Pie very mucho, but it's not all fun and games. There are very much the bad parts you have to work through.

I've learned that practically 90% of potential partners would making fucking fantastic partners, provided BOTH individuals put in the work and effort to adapt to each other and support each other, and keep doing new things (together and separate) to not grow bored and frustrated with each other.

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>>28777206
>Pinkie Pie would never let strangers fuck her ass.
Well, now you know why she considers everybody her "friend".

>>28777287
This Anon knows whats up.

>>28777844
You're wrong. Pinkie wouldn't do that. She was never sexually promiscuous in the show.

Pinkie is a good girl with a pure heart.

Shes so thoughtful and kind, and I think you couldn't be more wrong.

>28778343

>being so autistic you don't even deserve a (You)

Here something I found she loves doing with random dudes on the city bus:
http://i.imgur.com/Gg7JdVN.png

Pinkie is the best horse waifu
Sunset is the best human waifu

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>>28778487
>human waifu

>>28776888
>Smarter than Twilight

I wouldn't go that far. Pinkie is no idiot, but Twilight's a genius.

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>>28776888

I think she's mentally ill bro.

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>>28778510
I think she's mentally unstable, bro.
>Fix'd
She doesn't have limits, like as discord, but funniest and kindest.

>>28778510
>>28778530
Oh look guys its a,

>"Hurr Pinkimena Cupcakes lol!"
>"Shes gonna murder all her friends cause she crazy."

As if I haven't seen this shit before.

Fuck off with your rubbish fanfiction. In the actual show Pinkie was shown to be lonely and depressed.

She isn't "Mentally unstable" or anything like that.

Pinkie is perfect exactly how she is.

>>28778503
Ah yes Twilight the genius. The very same one who read a manual on how to have a slumber party WHILE having said slumber party?

Clearly we're dealing with the next fucking Einstein eh mate?

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>>28776888
fuck off OP you don't deserve her
I don't need to throw inane comparisons with other characters based on gags to love my waifu

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>>28778914
Why? I love her just the same as you. I just happen to think she's better than the competition.

And I'm not scared to say it either. Pinkie Pie is the best.

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>>28776928

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>>28779075
Why does everyone think this? Was there a green written about it? Is it another dank mlp meme or something like the "bomb ass tea" thing?

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>>28779081
Ponk a slut man. Which isn't a bad thing, her lewdness is why we like her after all.

>>28779089
Name even one time in the show she did something even slightly lewd.

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>>28779096
It'd be easier to point the a scene where she was NOT lewd.

>>28779099
to*

>>28778489
Stop being a fag.

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>>28776888
Thanks for the new pasta Mr Trips. Your false flagging as an obnoxious Ponkafag is a tad obvious though to anyone who has been here over a week.

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>>28779210
>Someone has an inflammatory opinion I disagree with
>It must be falseflagging.

Holy shit are you actually 12 years old? How can you be this fucking stupid?

>>28777844
Who is that mexican demon?

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>>28776888

>>28779258
See you later space cowboy.

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>>28779258
BUILT FOR SEX

>>28779240
It's an extreme opinion that Pinkie is undeiably best pony, it's a stereotype that Ponkafags are obnoxious, it's really obvious what you're doing.

>>28779258
Absolute mad man.

>>28779279
Was this one of the Equestria girls deleted scenes? Damn I really need to watch those movies a bit closer..

>>28779283
>Implying I actually care this much about board culture to false-flag

I care about Pinkie Pie and nothing else faggot.

>>28779283
>>>/t/umblr

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Welp, anyone want to get some Pinkie green going seeing as OP and a few others seem to love her so much?

I'd prefer some Anon on Pinkie action, a sweet sappy lovestory myself.

>>28779492
>a sweet sappy lovestory myself.
Those are boring though we've had way too many over the years.

>>28779519
You can never have too much of a good thing friend.

>>28779288
May he rip in pepperoni.

>>28776888
Is this the Pinkie version of NRDT?

>>28779583
What's that supposed to mean?

>>28779279
Unf. Moar?

>>28776888
Nigga this is a fine ass thread.

>>28779258
Holy shit this is still up?

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>>28779258
I hope this anon returns so bad you bitches don't even know.

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>>28779939
Pinkie Chat OP here.
Pic related.

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>>28780337

>>28780337
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

>>28778343
the fuck is this? NPPT?

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>>28778343
Pinkie's just so great.

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>>28777844
I don't really think she's the super whore town bycicle some people think. Mostly because she really hasn't expressed any desire for a stallion but also because she really doesn't have the emotional profile of someone who does casual sex

this is a pony who goes ballistic if someone broke a simple innocous promise or doesn't go to her parties, do you really think she can separate the emotional and physical aspects of sex? and then be okay after some stallion dumps her like used goods? you'll get harrased in a way that makes her treatment of cranky looks like giving someone the cold shoulder

that being said she probably not a pure virgin either

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>>28780337
Hey I remember you, that was a damn good thread

>>28781490
>that being said she probably not a pure virgin either


Again, how is she not a virgin? I've never seen her fuck other stallions on the show.

>>28782422
>I've never seen her fuck other stallions on the show
are you aware of what you just typed?

>>28782422
>Again, how is she not a virgin? I've never seen her fuck other stallions on the show.

Holy shit anon

>>28777206
>Pinkie Pie would never let strangers fuck her ass.
Nobody is a stranger once pinkie pie is through with them.
Thats like her main character trait

>>28781490
I have to agree with this.

>>28781169
>Filename
Chill it out take it slow, and then you rock out the show!
Sorry

>>28781490
>do you really think she can separate the emotional and physical aspects of sex?

Yeah, probably. She literally lives for the sake of making others happy and seemingly has no limit to how far she would go in pursuit of that goal. Just because she's willing to do something to make someone happy doesn't mean she's bound to fall in love with them or otherwise become emotionally attached to them. Just because she throws parties for everyone in ponyville doesn't mean she can't distinguish between regular ponyvillians and her closest friends and loved ones.

>then be okay after some stallion dumps her like used goods?

See your mistake is assuming that she would expect that she's in a relationship with someone just because she fucks them. Pinkie would fuck someone because they would both enjoy it and that's enough for her. She doesn't have to be in a relationship with someone to fuck them, and just because she fucks people without being in a relationship with them doesn't mean she can't be in a relationship with someone. It just means that she wouldn't be inclined to remain monogamous because the idea of abstaining from a pleasurable activity because of some arbitrary moral sentiment is contrary to everything she believes about sharing pleasure with everyone unconditionally.

Hell, I'm a ponkfag but even I accept that she's going to want to fuck others during our relationship, and that's fine with me because she'd be fine with me fucking others too. She would know that we love each other and enjoying being physically intimate with others doesn't threaten our emotional relationship. And a true ponkfag wouldn't try to stop her from doing what comes naturally to her. You accept it because it's just a part of what makes her such a wonderful pony.

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>>28782576
>she's going to want to fuck others during our relationship, and that's fine with me because she'd be fine with me fucking others too. She would know that we love each other and enjoying being physically intimate with others doesn't threaten our emotional relationship

>Implying Pinkie Pie is a non-monogamous degenerate

You can fuck right off.

Also enjoy getting cucked faggot.

>>28782529
But why do you have to agree with it. It's a terrible opinion.

>>28782664

You're only a cuck if she's having sex with others in place of having sex with you, which obviously wouldn't be the case because Pinkie's stamina is literally unlimited and yours isn't. I'm sorry that you have so little self-esteem that you perceive your waifu being physically intimate with others as a threat to your relationship and so you have to distort her character to be something she isn't and defensively throw around buzzwords like 'degenerate' and 'cuck' that you learned on /pol/ without understanding their meaning.

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>>28782870
And I'm sorry you're so delusional you think your significant other will always be loyal when she can get dick-on-demand.

I guess I just don't subscribe to the, "Cover my eyes and cover my ears and no one will rob me" mindset.

>>28782926
>I'm sorry you're so delusional you think your significant other will always be loyal

I was arguing exactly the opposite. Are you confused?

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>>28783043
No but clearly you are.

In what fantastical reality do you live in that women are just always loyal? Given the opportunity to cheat women will cheat 100% of the time.

My first girlfriend cheated on me and I'll never forget it. Women are whores who don't care about commitment.

>>28783070

Holy shit learn to read. My statement was that Pinkie Pie would NOT be loyal and that I personally would not expect her to be. I never said anything about expecting anyone to be loyal. I literally just told you I was arguing the opposite of what you thought I was and you just ignored me and you kept insisting otherwise. Are you literally incapable of following a simple conversation? Are you illiterate? Do you need me to spoonfeed you? Here, I will. Look at the post you responded to.
>>28782576
>I'm a ponkfag but even I accept that she's going to want to fuck others during our relationship, and that's fine with me
>And a true ponkfag wouldn't try to stop her from doing what comes naturally to her.

Apparently you got so caught up in your autistic bitches and whores mantra that you lost your ability to actually read the English language and understand what someone is saying to you. If you're so desperate to whine about how your first girlfriend cheated on you go back to /r9k/, and if you need to be taught fundamental reading comprehension skills go back to the first grade. This thread is for discussing waifus.

>>28778510
This isn't true.

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>>28783171
Well then I guess you're the one with the problem then. Letting her get jiggy with other people is dumb.

"I want to let Pinkie Pie fuck other people, nothing bad or potentially heartbreaking could possibly happen."

"Hey friend, could you hold this knife for me? Thanks, I'm just going to turn my back now and hope that nothing whacky happens while I'm not looking."

And I guess you're really trying to be insulting here calling the women I've been with autistic and telling me I need to go back to r9k, but it just falls flat.

You think some flaccid half baked shit like that is enough to make me go cry in a corner or something?

I just want to hold my Pinkie waifu. I want her to myself, for myself, and only me and no one else.

>>28783070
good thing Pinkie Pie lives in Equestria then

>>28783220

I was calling your mantra autistic, not the bitches and whores involved in it. Though considering how often I have to correct your interpretations of my posts I'm pretty sure it's fair to just go ahead and call you autistic. Besides autism, the difference between us is that I'm not some paranoid moralfag who thinks that my friend would stab me in the back just because they happen to have a knife, or that my loved one would leave me just because they have the chance to be physically intimate with someone else. If you're truly in a strong relationship with someone and you both love each other then you shouldn't have to be afraid of sharing their love with others; this is the idea behind an open relationship and it has worked well for many people. And I'm not a selfish prick who would keep Pinkie from enjoying herself with others simply because I want her all to myself. If you can't trust your fictional idealized waifu to not get bored of you and leave you for someone else, what the hell is the point?

>>28783220
what kind of shithole do you live in where you can't trust somebody to hold a knife for you?

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>>28783302
>>28783321

>who thinks that my friend would stab me in the back just because they happen to have a knife

>what kind of shithole do you live in where you can't trust somebody to hold a knife for you?

Apparently neither of you know what a metaphor is.

I'm basically saying don't give anyone the rope to hang you with. You're clearly the dense ones here.

>your mantra autistic
>call you autistic.
>Besides autism
And whats with spamming the autism buzzword? Just because you say it over and over doesn't make it true.

>paranoid moralfag
Hello edgefag.

Jokes aside I've never found someone who wasn't either a golddigger or polishing their fragile ego at every given turn.

Women love to feel important, which is what you give to them in return for their loyalty.

> If you're truly in a strong relationship
What the fuck is this strength shit? This isn't about lifting weights or becoming "mentally strong" it doesn't matter how "strong" you are, if the circumstances are right, loyalty goes out the window.

>And I'm not a selfish prick who would keep Pinkie from enjoying herself with others simply because I want her all to myself. If you can't trust your fictional idealized waifu to not get bored of you and leave you for someone else, what the hell is the point?

Don't share your wife with others you pea-brained twat. It's asking for trouble. What if one of her fuck-buddies ends up winning her over? What then?

"I-it would never happen, our 'love' is too strong."

Yeah, and I'm Houdini bitch.

>>28782519
Nice fancanon faggot.

>>28776888
kill yourself retard

fucking wasted trips

>>28783741
You first fagola.

>>28783760
No you first you dumb nigger. I insist

>>28783865
You have such a potty mouth, you're a naughty boy aren't you? Tee hee!

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>>28783459
>Apparently neither of you know what a metaphor is.

>What the fuck is this strength shit? This isn't about lifting weights

>>28783919
>or becoming "mentally strong"

Oopsies, someone forgot to read the rest of the sentence didn't they?

I was covering both definitions of the 'word' strong you silly-willy!

>>28783948

And yet you still somehow failed to understand what someone means when referring to a strong relationship. Remember how I keep calling you autistic? Have you considered that it's not just a pointless buzzword but is actually because you are repeatedly proving yourself incapable of communicating effectively with others? I've literally had to explain each and every one of my posts to you because all of your responses consist of "I don't understand what you were trying to say to me so I'm just going to make up something I think you might have said and respond to that." That's literal autism.

>>28783903
i'll fucking naughty all over your butt anon. Prepare thyself

>>28783992
It's not about what you're saying but the connotation behind that Anon.

Words are meant to convey a point to the other person.

And the point you seem to be getting at seems to be along the lines of, and correct me if I'm wrong here.

You should let Pinkie Pie be free and fuck who she wants to because the relationship you share should be strong enough to where her fucking other people, and you fucking other people shouldn't affect the relationship.

Did I nail that quite sufficiently on the head?

So forgive me if your point seems just a tad nonsensical to me, a human who lives in the real world who has been cheated on.

>>28784027
I'd like to see you try.

>>28784128

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=do+open+relationships+work

Just because you got cucked by your whore of a girlfriend doesn't mean everyone else in the world has to be.

>>28784209
I'm glad things are working out for you in your leave-it-to-beaver perfect life where you have everything figured out.

Things are different for me. Finding a girl who wants to be loyal to me is challenging.

So fuck off Zac Effon, you don't need a waifu. Let me have my dreams you asshat.

>>28784255

>implying I ever claimed that it was working for me personally

I was just pointing out that it's perfectly plausible in response to your assertion that it's a horrible idea "in the real world." It's as much a dream for me as for you, it's just that your dreams are shit and mine are good and make sense for the character we want to waifu.

>>28782576
>See your mistake is assuming that she would expect that she's in a relationship with someone just because she fucks them.
she expects a close friendship with a donkey because she welcomes him

>because of some arbitrary moral sentiment
anon monogamy isn't arbitrary AT ALL, its rooted deep inside our basic instincts, and judging the marriage structure of ponies they are the same, open relationship are never serious at all

>Hell, I'm a ponkfag but even I accept that she's going to want to fuck others during our relationship
that's fucking pathetic, as you say pinkie can recognize bonds deeper than the random ponyvillian, someone like Maud for example she knows she is closer to her than say, Mayor Mare, pinkie would be capable of recognizing and giving love to a special one, you giving up to get her attention is you being a submissive faggot that gives up preemptively because there might be some competition

>>28784437

If monogamy is so rooted in our basic instincts, why do so many people cheat or have mistresses or open relationships? It's an instinct for some people sure, but not for plenty of others, and it's pretty clear that if anyone is going to desire to be non-monogamous (which plenty of people are) it would be Pinkie. And if she has that desire she isn't going to decide to be monogamous anyway just because it's a "basic instinct" for lots of people or a cultural tradition. Pinkie doesn't give a fuck.

You're also wrong that open relationships aren't serious. There are plenty of people in serious open relationships. Couples that have been married for decades enjoy swinging. You can't say those relationships somehow become not serious just because they share their partners.

You're also falsely implying that having an open relationship constitutes "giving up to get her attention." Nothing has been given up, it's called sharing. This is the "you wouldn't download a car" shit all over again. Just because multiple people can make use of something doesn't mean it's being taken from anyone. The only thing you lose from an open relationship is the selfish "I want her all to myself" bullshit, unless you're afraid of competition and think you'll lose her because she'll decide to go off with someone else just from fucking them. You accuse the open relationship concept of being rooted in a fear of competition but the opposite is true: if you have no fear of competition you have nothing to fear from an open relationship. If you're so afraid of the idea then that's what makes you the submissive faggot who gives up immediately at the idea of having competition and so decides they have to lock their partner away and not let her get close to anyone else. That's what's 'fucking pathetic' in my opinion.

>>28784472
sheesh the projecting is going off charts at this point
>anyone is going to desire to be non-monogamous (which plenty of people are) it would be Pinkie
based on what exactly? her wanting to make people happy? please anon, I think its frankly dumb assumption that feeling good for helping other people also gives you the need to shag them? why do you suddenly think friendship has to have sex? for many people sex isn't just a natural step up from a hug, and ponies like pinkie who takes her relationships very seriously might take it seriously too

> she isn't going to decide to be monogamous anyway just because it's a "basic instinct" for lots of people or a cultural tradition.
its not a cultural tradition you dumb fuck, the fucking aztecs at the other side of the world were monogamous, the isolated japanese were monogamous, was it just a coincidence every major civilization just ended up monogamous? also of course she isn't going to DECIDE based on that, she is going to ACT based on instincts, you don't decide that shit

>The only thing you lose from an open relationship is the selfish "I want her all to myself" bullshit
when did pinkie suddenly HAS to fuck multiple partners in order to be truly happy. Have you seen the show? pinkie spends most of her time with the other mane 6, she goes to long journeys with them without needing attention from random strangers. where are you basing yourself she suddenly has to fuck others? show me a single instance of the show pinkie becomes sad for spending too much time with one person, otherwise its just bad headcanon.

I'm basing the fact pinkie has attachments issues that'll prevent her to casualize romance based on shit I watch in the show, you are just spouting fantasies

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>>28784555
Don't listen to that cuck.

He's been brainwashed by this Gen-X new age garbage. When he finally gets cheated on for the first time because he can't keep up with Brian from down the road, he'll understand why relationships are supposed to be monogamous.

>>28779427
That's what I like about this thread. We need more of you around here. This tension over maintaining the reputation over their respective group of fags, and even going as far as to accuse others of conspiring against them to make them look bad is just tedious and retarded. Just say what you're feeling and give your waifu the appreciation that comes naturally. If someone, in a serious discussion, brings up your anonymous reputation as an (x)fag and uses it against you, they're a faggot and aren't worth serious discussion, anyway.

>>28776888
Nice digits TOPF but can you please stay go?

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>>28784821
>This tension over maintaining the reputation over their respective group of fags, and even going as far as to accuse others of conspiring against them to make them look bad is just tedious and retarded

Finally someone gets it!

Who honestly gives a shit about what a bunch of other faggots who jerk off to horses seriously think about their preferences in fictional characters?

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>>28784825
Sick dead meme.

THIS IS SPARTA!

Oh, my bad, did I just accidentally spew an ancient meme that no one gives a fuck about?

I thought that's what we were doing here.

>>28781748
What thread was this?

>>28777012
>SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES.

>>28783741
People like this are cancer.

>>28784991
True

>>28784786
Cute picture.

>>28785219
Shes cute here. The background confetti almost seems like a 90's background, am I the only one who sees it?

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Ponk a succubus

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>>28785256
Holy crap dude my fucking dick.

>>28785256
Can we get more of this please? My dick needs it.

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>>28776888

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>>28776888
2

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>>28776888
>"You like what you see Nonny?"

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>>28785285
>>28785371

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>>28776888

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>>28785373
>>28785380
>>28785386
>>28785387
>>28785391
Oh I like what I see alright.

Thats a pie I'd love to eat all day long.

I want to lick the sugar off her pie. I'm not sure what would turn me on more, if her pussy tasted like pie or if it didn't.

Where is everyone?

Hello? All the Ponkafriends have left?

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>>28782576

>>28785672
This.

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I like Pinkie Pie a lot.

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Is everyone here dead!?

>>28784786

Care to explain how exactly you think it is that someone gets 'cheated on' in an open relationship?

>>28785871
Well, let's say you're being replaced as the head of the relationship. You're being let go, your department is being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, you're going in different directions, she picked the better option, take your pick.

>>28785785
So do I. I wish there were more pinkie pie fans here. Then we could all have a party!

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>>28786069
>"Let's have a 'party'! Make sure to invite aaaaaall your anon friends nonny."

>>28785871
You and sarah get together, you guys wanna fuck others tho too, sarah fucked tedd, sarah kinda likes tedd, tedd is all she talks about, sarah has been staying with tedd a few days... you haven't heard from sarah in awhile, text or other wise.
Point is even tho sex is just a pleasurable experience its a way for people to be with others.

And not you

>>28786129
>>28785968

Then the two shouldn't have been together in the first place. Serious relationships don't persist merely because one partner happens not to have come across a better option yet. If they did then marriage would always be a terrible idea.

>>28786074
>ready for S U C C

>>28783220
>>This
This is a true waifufag

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The Smooze is clearly superior.

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>>28776888
>Smarter than Twilight

Are you out of your fucking mind.

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>>28788767
She has nigh omnipotent knowledge of people and events that take place even when she's not around, and has on multiple occasions understood exactly what twilight says when she goes into her autistic bookhorse ramblings, relaying it in simpler terms to the group.
This not only shows she understands everything Twilight says, but can translate it to others so they can get it too, which requires even further mental fortitude.

Furthermore, you can argue the canon status of this all you want, but Pinkie has on many an occasion literally told Twilight what to do or where to go to get out of a precarious situation in the comics.
She's even more omnipotent there, showing a clear understanding of the theory behind multiple universes and even understanding that her own universe is flawed and cartoony, completely baffling Twilight.
I'm sure it was just placed as a gag, but if you take a hard look at it, the mental champion starts to be obvious.

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>>28776888

She's an out of control party animal.

>>28778889
She's a smart pony

Just socially inept


You know that whole reason celery sent her to ponyville

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>>28776888

>>28789016
Lol farm ponies amirite?

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>>28789016

It's funny how she doesn't fear nothing and only run for her life when it's proven that's a dangerous situation.

I want to touch Pinkie Pie in a sexually stimulating manner.

>>28789931
this.

Can someone write some nice romantic green between Anon and Pinkie please?

>>28776888
>Has a better mane than Applejack
>this is the best OP can come up with
Let it be known that Pinkie has nothing on Applejack.

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>>28790636
>no ponk and sunset

>>28790649
Apple is good.

>>28790995
Yea

>>28784886
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28709129/#28710662

>>28790649
Aj is a nice poner that also has very different characteristics to ponks

its like comparing apples to pies

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>>28790663
I like to think Pinkie (in both pony and human form) has a natural affinity towards titties

>>28792632
But I like her titties too Anon.

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>>28793070
Then maybe... maybe YOU'RE Pinkie!

>>28794336
I am?

>>28794465
Am I.

>>28776888

>>28797084
cute