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Derpy thread

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Let's have a thread for Derpy, the cutest mailpony in existance.
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>>28773278
Previously:
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>The shock wave is accompanied by a cloud of dust, coming in through the now shattered window as a hot wind, throwing small objects across the room and making you cough violently.
>"YOU FOOLS!", a deep, booming voice bellows, "YOU WILL REGRET NOT SUBMITTING TO ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"
>What the fuck is going on?

>Between your coughs you hear a multitude of sounds and voices echoing from afar.
>They all seem to meld together into one incoherent mass, though you can sometimes make out a single sound, like an angry yell or a dull impact.
>More notably though there are sudden, colorful flashes of light, so bright that they're visible to you even though the biting dust has made you squeeze you eyes shut tightly.
>Most of the flashes are followed by a loud, sharp bang shortly afterwards, not as powerful as the one that broke your window but still loud enough to resonate within your chest.
>You manage to stop coughing eventually and force your eyes open as an intense fear takes hold of you.
>As cool as battles between demons and wizards of any kind are, actually being near one is definitely not making you feel comfortable.
>It seems the lamp that had been illuminating the room before did not survive the initial blast, shedding only a fraction of the light it did previously onto the mess that was once your bedroom.
>The countless framed photos Derpy and you had taken together seem to lie broken on the floor along with everything else that wasn't particularly heavy or fixed to a wall.
>It took Derpy and you so much time and effort to take all those photos, to turn this room into a monument of your special bond, but now it has all been destroyed in mere seconds.
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>>28773290
>Outside a particularly bright spell seems to be going off, filling the room with an intense, but somehow warm and gentle radiance.
>It only lasts for a brief moment, but what you saw feels like it burned itself into your mind.
>Among the rubble on the floor you saw one thing that stood out, something big and gray, stained with red.
>You would have screamed at the sight if you could.
>Before you even realize what you're doing you hastily get out of bed as pure horror takes over your body.
>Please not her, anything but her!
>Effectively blind from the constantly changing brightness you stumble forward, soon stepping into something pointy lying on the ground.
>It throws you off balance and you come down hard, unable to properly break your fall without your eyesight.
>With a groan you try to get up again when something warm suddenly tickles your face.
>It seems that with the way you fell down your head ended up right next do Derpy's.
>And she's still breathing.
>Though only a small comfort, at least the worst of your fears seems to have been dispelled.
>You get into a sitting position and carefully take her into your arms, feeling slightly sick when your fingers make contact with her sticky fur.
>Derpy's body shifts a little in response though you can't tell whether she's trying to turn towards you or trying to get away.
>Fuck, you're not causing her pain, are you?

>You inspect Derpy's head and find that her eyes are not fixated on anything, drifting aimlessly across the room in an apathetic stare.
>In an attempt to see if she's responsive you quickly wave your hand in front of her face with moderate success.
>Though her facial expression doesn't change her eyes seem to fixate onto your hand after a few seconds, eventually finding their way to your head.
>"Anon?"
>Derpy's face turns pained and she sniffles weakly.
>"Everything hurts."
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This is the cutest malepony in existence.
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Derpy demands more green.
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>>28773294
>Before you can react, another massive blast shakes your home, causing you to hold on tightly to the pony in your arms.
>Adrenaline seems to be kicking in as Derpy's eyes shrink to the size of pinpricks and she basically tackles your chest.
>"Anon, I'm scared!"
>She's crying hysterically, staining your chest with blood and tears as her hooves wrap around your torso, painfully squeezing your rib cage with unrestrained force.
>You do your best to try and calm her down by gently rubbing that one spot behind her ears, but any progress you could be making is ruined by the next explosion, making Derpy wail in terror as she clings onto you for safety.
>A safety you cannot provide.
>There's nothing you can do but sit among the rubble and hope you'll make it.

>Suddenly there is an explosion that feels much closer than any other did before.
>Holy shit, did that spell just hit your house?!
>In addition to the expected bang there's also another sound coming from one of the corners of your house.
>It sounds like a low rumble combined with the sound of wood being strained far more than it's supposed to.
>What if your house collapses?!
>Until now you had felt confident that you and Derpy would be safe as long as you remained inside, but that confidence has just been quite literally shaken.
>If you stay inside your house it might collapse on you.
>If you go outside you could get caught up in the fighting.
>Whatever you do, you're fucked.
>Panic slowly wells up inside of you as you start to hyperventilate, trying to come up with a saving idea, but coming up with nothing.
>You need to stay calm.
>You need to stay calm!
>A weird numbness overtakes you as you repeat the sentence in your head in an attempt to stay in control of yourself.
>The pony at your side, the ringing in your ears, it all starts to feel distant, as if you weren't actually there, as if you were merely watching someone else sitting there on the floor.
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>>28774496
>You barely register the loud scream coming in from the outside but it snaps you back to reality.
>You're still on the floor, with Derpy still clinging to your chest and the rapid flashes of spells being fired still blinding you.
>Wait, what was that?
>You tune out Derpy's crying as much as you can and try to listen again.
>The second time you hear it, there's no doubt: There's something moving inside your house.
>The very thought makes you feel like your heart just missed a beat.
>Twilight said no demon could get inside.
>But now there's probably a gaping hole in the wall.
>You start to hyperventilate again as you realize that the demon is moving up the stairs.
>This is it.
>There is no way you can get away in your current shape.
>But Derpy...
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>>28774503
"Derpy ...", you manage to croak out with extreme effort.
>At first you didn't think she heard you, but then she looks up at you with reddened, tear-stained eyes, her body still being rocked by frequent sobs.
"Run ... away ..."
>When the meaning of what you just said sinks in, Derpy immediately goes back to crying loudly, somehow holding on to you even stronger than before.
>"No!", she shouts, "I don't want to leave you!"
>Why can't she just listen?
>Feebly you try to push her away from you as the steps arrive just on the other side of your bedroom door.
>When it opens you realize that it's too late and you close your eyes in defeat, awaiting your end.
>However, what actually happens is that your body is suddenly engulfed in the familiar tingle of magic and you feel the sudden jerk of being teleported.
>Confused you open your eyes and find yourself in a large, white room together with dozens of the other residents of Ponyville.
>Twilight seems to be standing next to you, but before you can speak up she teleports away again.
>You feel the greatest relief you have ever felt in your entire life as you realize that no demons ever entered your house and that you've just been evacuated from your house.
>With the knowledge that Derpy and you are now safe strength seems to be leaving your body and you promptly pass out.

I'm done for today.
After this there will be ~6 more posts to wrap up the story + an epilogue.
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Bump for writefriend.
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>>28773278
>Derpy
Literally who?
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>>28776179
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>>28776183
Nice denial bro.
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>>28776203
Literally who is a meme, but calling her Derpy is preference.
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>>28773278
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She really is adorable.
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Have you seen DoubleWBrother's new animation? It's short, but I think you'll like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q1mtIgSDsc

Derp along, fellas.
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It's Halloween mother fuckers
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bunp
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>>28773278
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>>28774514
>You wake up feeling slightly wrong, like there's a warmth you're missing.
>It's not that you're feeling cold, quite the opposite, but something is not right.
>The white room you find yourself in doesn't seem familiar to you, nor does the similarly white bed you're lying in.
>You push back the freshly washed sheets, sitting up straight to get a better view of the room you're in.
>It's rectangular in shape and actually quite small, but at least there's a large window with a great view of Ponyville.
>There's another bed next to yours that looks like it has been used by someone, though right now you seem to be alone.
>You start to remember the series of events that put you in the hospital: Falling sick, having your house bombarded, and holding a scared, and bloodied Derpy in your arms.
>Speaking of which, where is she?
>As if on cue you start to pick up the faint sound of hoofsteps coming from behind a nearby door.
>It swings open shortly afterwards, revealing the pony of your life with a sleepy look on her face.
>She appears to be carrying a rather large muffin in her mouth but she promptly drops it to the floor the moment her gaze meets yours, suddenly wide awake.
>"Anon!"
>With a smile she gallops towards you, using her wings for a mighty leap that ends with her impacting your chest at full force.
>You do your best to catch her, though the inertia sends you reeling backwards, causing you to end up on your back with Derpy on top of you.
>"I've missed you", she says as she wraps her forehooves around your neck.
"I've missed you, too", you reply as you in turn wrap your arms around your wife, finally feeling the warmth you were missing.
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