How do I become a pony?

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>>28767926
Suicide.

either swap places with a pony tulpa or do that hypnopony shit...

>>28767926
pick up a special plushie infected with nano bots that alter your dna

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>>28767926
Make a pony costume

>>28767926
Say the following very loudly:
"I want to emigrate to Equestria!"

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>>28767926
We are all ponies in human suits.
The fact that you ended up here comfirms it.

>>28767995
Wouldn't that mean I'd have to skin a pony first?

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>>28768035
>mfw some stupid fuck will do this

>>28768044
>An overweight neckbeard walks into the frame of a live news broadcast, grabs the mic and yells into it.
>"I want to emigrate to equestria!"

alright i got this

climb inside a ponys ass and control her from the inside.

>>28768171
I have a problem, what if the pony doesn't contain an asshole?

>>28768199
idk. climb through its cunt? if it has a dick, crawl through that?

alternatives include crawling through the mouth, nose, and ears.

>>28767926
You have to eat cheese.
Cheese made out of Princess Celestias milk.

>>28768373
But where does one acquire this cheese made from from Celestia's milk?

For that matter, where does one acquire Celestia's milk?

>>28767926
PUT A LITTLE CHEESE IN YOUR KNEES

>>28768097

Walk into a press conference about Fluttershy, grab the mic from the reporter, and say "Fuck her right in the pussy."