What makes him all hot and riled up? >inb4 gay shit

>>28745982
Getting creampie'd by a human. And I mean cum in his asshole.

>>28745982
Peanut butter and honey sandwiches. With the crust cut off.

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>>28745982

>>28745998
T-this is a Christian board anon.

Hoof holding.

>>28745982
Anon's hot monkey dick plunging his throat

>implying it isn't /tg/ and /co/mics

he's a fucking nerd with tons of luck

>>28745982
His wife, duh.

>>28746406
>implying she isn't cheating him with the guards
>implying she isn't letting them gangbang her while Shining sleeps

>implying he doesn't know and masturbates furiously to the moans of his wife

Shining loves to plant his face into your crotch and sniff your genitals. He loves to inhale your musk and will gently lap at and suck on your balls with your dick laying over his snout.

>>28746471
>T. cuck

>>28745982
Pinkie Pie

^:)

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>>28746471
Carrot Cake is the cuck pony. Shining Armor is the MMF threesome pony.

>>28745982
Corndogs

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>>28745982
That art style looks a lot like Backy.

>>28746471
>implying he isn't cheating on her with the guards
>implying he doesn't have itches that only stallions can scratch

>implying she doesn't furiously hoof herself to the sounds of her husband reliving his Royal Guard barracks days

>>28748253
>implying they dont engage in castle wide orgys together flurry heart joined in the last 2

>>28747238
I miss her

>>28745982
Im am all gay for Shiney.

>>28747238
Because it is, you dummy

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>>28745982
the thought of cock voring his daughter

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The thought of getting revenge for Anon cumming inside his Crown Royal bag full of nerd dice.

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>>28745982
Pinkie tempting him into cheating on his wife.

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>>28746506
Good.

>>28745982
Sauce on that image

>>28750197
How fucking new are you?

>>28747100
>>28750105
>perfectly heterosexual cuddles, mano a mano
>then dick sucking
>more perfectly heterosexual cuddles, this time with Cadence in the mix too
What could be better?

>>28745982
Tactical miniature games and the smell of his sister's flatulence.

>>28750371
Remember, it's not gay if you say no homo.