Scenario: You Walk Outside and See This

>>28742699
kick it in the face

inb4 >rape

>>28742699
Call an ambulance ASAP, since the poor naked filly is clearly hallucinating and showing signs of hypotermia.

>>28742699
>have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Spray cum on her face

>>28742713
She's under legal age. I would just give her a big hug. And a kiss because mistletoe.

>>28742699
Ask her how she got here so I can go to Equestria.

Also have a talk with her to try and get her to understand the age difference is too great between us.

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>>28742699
I kiss her horn to see what it tastes like.

>>28742730
But what if your front door acted as a portal, so you saw this in Equestria?

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>>28742699
Wondering what a cartoon doing in real life worlld and then analyzing possibility that the there might be aprotal to cartoon world like in Space Jam and Who frame Roger Rabbit.

>>28742758
>go through and destroy the portal so nobody else could get in or out

>>28742764
>>28742758

>>28742765
You attemp to, but the portal backfires, causing you to wet your pants in front of Sweetie Belle.

>>28742699
Smooch her on the muzzle.

>>28742779
You do so. She squeals with delight and hugs you, refusing to let go.

>>28742788
Cuddle the filly.

>>28742788
Well, that's cute.

I hug her for a bit before teasing her that she needs to let go of me so that I can go and get the christmas ham out of the oven, and then we can go to her Ma's house so we can open presents.

>tfw uncle anon feels

>>28742699
>Smile
>Cover her back with my jacket
>Give her a kiss on the forehead
>Hug her
>Whisper in her ear "Hail Hydra"

>>28742776
jokes on you
she has a piss fetish

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>>28742699
Hide.
Watch as none is coming to greet her and she slowly loses hope as she is getting colder.
Look as the sad poor thing trots off into the white yonder as the snow starts to fall.

>>28742975
Her mom is not home, but Rarity thanks you for bringing her sister home before the storm. She offers you and Sweetie Belle some hot cocoa.

>>28743054
She eats you. End of your storyline.

>>28742699
>rape.

>>28743774
Rairity sees this and kills you.

>>28742708
Hello, literally me. That's the first thing that came to my mind, too.

>>28742699
Nothing, it's not real.

It never snows where I live.

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>>28742699
Give her a kiss. (On the cheek.)

>>28743920
Twixt the hindlegs

>>28743919
Plot twist: it is.

>>28742699
Give her an innocent little peck, then pat her cute little head.

>>28744608
She jumps on your back, and holds on. She wants you to carry her home.

>>28743080
(i) Sweetie Belle will remember that. |
______________________________|

>take hat
>wear hat
>get all the cloaca

>>28744753
She bucks you in the crotch. While you are curled up in pain, she takes her hat back, and bucks you in the face.

>>28742711
>inb4ing >rape
>not just >raping
For what purpouse

>>28742699

Rub noses, naturally.

>>28742699
go on a rant about how I'm a faithful husbando to my pony crush who doesn't know that I exist, and would never ever betray her by touching an other pony, and act insulted that such an act could be considered.

>>28744889
ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKAH!! DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!

>>28744901
speak with enthusiasm as I explain to Sweetie Belle that I have dedication to the pony that I like romantically, and that it is an insult to myself to imply that I would be unfaithful towards that pony by giving Sweetie Belle affection.

>>28744940
But, everyanon knows that you need to kiss if you are under mistletoe.

>>28744850
Whilst doing so, she pulls you in for a kiss. Do you accept, or do you pull away?

>>28743920
She returns it, then jumps into your arms and falls asleep.

>>28744901
That was almost perfect English.

>>28746249
I was trying to get as close as possible to the way it was said… or yelled.

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>>28742712
Hardy kek

>>28744833
>>28743774

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>>28742699

>>28747379
wat

>>28742699
Shove her back into the closet. Christmas isn't for another two months