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Alone in equestria, new age edition #2 random writefags going

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Prompt:
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone? I'm new to this thread, what is exactly the context of it?
Sunset makes an offhand comment on why Anon is always alone at lunch, then its usually Pinkie that goes and does a thing to be his friend. Only Writefags that have stuff to read in any large quantity is Scianon(dead), and Axii who has been keeping the thread going this whole time by himself until recently, we now have a big contender with YFNAnon and a few other new guys. But aside from YFNAnon the rest haven't really done much with the consistency Axii and YFNAnon put out, let alone quality. Scianon is a must read if it wasn't for the fact the story is stopped as Sci is currently rip as previously stated

SciAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/SciAnon

Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/9YUE3LRe

Normie: http://pastebin.com/fzYF9GCT

Spergatron: http://pastebin.com/sBqXdBy5

Out-Of-Three-Names: http://pastebin.com/QLtvtmRv

SummonedWritefag: http://pastebin.com/S2QJSpV1

AxiiAnon: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58z

Fruitanon: http://pastebin.com/bShKzhV9

4am: http://pastebin.com/8APfDSQN

EDM_NONNY: http://pastebin.com/Z0WmT9Jp

digitalstan: http://pastebin.com/s6mbHd4x

Scootal00: http://pastebin.com/mUZCFGvc

YFNAnon: http://pastebin.com/4k2SieWK

Might have missed some pastebins. If so, please post them.
Also digitalslain is writing large updates just not very often, and is going through some motivation issues, fingers crossed he gets them resolved so he can be another welcome regular.
Also 2 new writefags with pastebins being added
Fapman http://pastebin.com/bm4gnTS3
And Namelessfag http://pastebin.com/9UfNxjVj
Beware his terrible grammar, we got someone on his ass about it, and he is rapidly improving. Nothing personal by the way. Hopping he will get back to writing soon.
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What genre are YFNAnon and SciAnon's stories?
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>>28741905
YFNAnon is JoJo Bizarre Adventure lite, Sci Anon is Sunset trying to pressure a bully victim she put in the hospital, he also may or may not have been her only friend and tried to help her make the wrong decisions, also might have had a crush on her that Sunset knew about and is desperately trying to deny responsibility for her actions. Sci is however RIP sense, last January I believe, might have been the year before that. Its been awhile.
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>>28741938
>help her make the wrong
not* make the wrong
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>>28743051
Or, make the Wong.
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>>28743301
Bimp
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>>28743782
Bump again
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>>28717854
>Setting your tray down on the lunch table you patiently wait for Applejack and the others to arrive.
>You examine the meal Granny Smith prepared for the student body.
>Poking at it with your spork it... jiggles a little.
>You're pretty sure today's lunch is supposed to be some type of casserole.
>Sometimes you're baffled on the meals Applejack's grandmother at home versus the ones she does at school.
>Taking a bite, you look around the lunchroom and watch the students of Canterlot high go about their days.
>To them, this is their entire world. The pressures of life not much of a concern to them.
>Instead it's hair, music, cars, video games or whatever things they use to distract themselves with.
>Lyra and Bon Bon walk by your table and give you a brief wave and smile.
>You return the gesture and continue to eat.
>In the far corner of the room are the four students that tried to pick a fight with you some time ago.
>Still nursing wounds from your earlier encounter with them, they pretend not to look at you.
>Spending their time whispering to each other and glaring at you intently.
>"Darling?"
>Looking up, you see Rarity standing by you with a large dufflebag.
"Hello Rarity."
>She sets her bag and tray down and takes a seat next to you.
>"How's your day been?"
"Been counting the days until I encounter some magical phenomenon that sends me back in time." you reply dryly. “Considering everything that’s happened it’s only a matter of time.”
>"That's... good?"
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>>28745916
>She spreads out her skirt and grabs her utensil.
>Rarity takes one look at the meal in front of her and grimaces.
>"I didn't get a chance to look at the menu. Do you happen to know what this is?"
"Casserole. I think."
>"It doesn't seem to look like any casserole I've ever seen." she says taking a sporkful.
>Letting her eat, you pull out the mp3 player Applejack got you and put in an earbud.
>Pressing play on the current track, you let the music drown out the ambient noise of the cafeteria.
>"Anon?"
"Hmm?"
>"I know you aren't much for idle chit-chat dear, but it's been a quiet week don't you think?"
>Thinking back, after the incident with with the hit-squad and the other witchers it actually has been pretty quiet.
"Yeah. Now that I think about it, it kind of has."
>"I don't suppose you've heard from Gilda and those other two fellows have you?"
"No. And hopefully, they've done what they came to Canterlot for and left."
>She wipes her mouth with her napkin, "Don't care much for them do you?"
"That obvious huh?"
>"Indeed." she says with a knowing smile, "You may not like to talk much, but your body language speaks volumes."
"How very astute of you."
>Rarity giggles.
>You recall the conversation you had with Scorpan that night.

>"The question is a simple yes or no Wolf." Tirek says, obviously getting impatient from your lack of a definitive answer.
>"Calm yourself brother; so Wolf... Anonymous, what do you say? Will you join us?"
"I'm not signing up for some mission I don't even know the specifics too."
>"C'mon dude." Gilda says under her breath.
>You and Scorpan each shoot her a glare.
>Straightening his jacket, Scorpan turns back to you.
"If this is so important to the Grandmaster then you wouldn't have any issue explaining what you are doing."
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>>28745930
>"Wolf, just imagine the glory should we succeed. Your knowledge of the local area could greatly simplify our time here." Scorpan says. "And I'll be honest, I much prefer the cold north and the Skellige isles."
>Suddenly his expression darkens, "We’re not going to offer again so it would be in your best interest to join us. "
>You narrow your eyes.
"Is that a threat?"
>"I don't know? Is it?"
>Taking a step back, Scorpan recoils his hand when it becomes obvious that you aren't taking his offer.
>"That's a shame."
"I want you three to finish your business here and leave."
>"Is *that* a threat Wolf?" Tirek says "Because I don't much like that tone."
>He pulls out one of his hand axes while you draw your smaller silver sword out.
>Tirek snorts, "What is that? A toothpick?"
>Scorpan just watches intently. Gilda however looks incredibly apprehensive at the possibility of an imminent fight.
>A bead of sweat builds up on your head as Tirek stares you down.
>He's bigger, stronger, and has a farther reach than you. Not to mention he's better equipped at the moment.
>Not to mention, his brother might intervene if you somehow gain the upper hand.
>"C'mon guys, we don't need to waste time on the Wolf." Gilda says trying to diffuse the situation.
>"Don't interfere Griffin, if the Wolf wants a fight he'll get a fight."
>It's only then does Scorpan step in.
>"She's right Tirek, the Wolf does have his own set of allies to help if they sense he's in danger. One of them looks to be a higher vampire as well."
>Snorting, Tirek lowers his axe.
>"Fine."
>"Very well Wolf, we'll finish our business as soon as possible. Hopefully we'll meet again at our winter gathering at the Keep."
>You highly doubt it.
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>>28745938
>Bowing his head slightly, Scorpan takes his leave as his brother glares at you and follows.
>Gilda walks up to you, "Hey, I know we ain't the best of friends but take care of Dash for me alright?"
"..."
>"She's been my only friend for a long time. If anything happens to her I'll kick your ass."
>Storing her rifle on the bike, she uses her index and ring fingers to let her know she's keeping her eye on you.
>Bringing the engine to life, Gilda puts on her helmet, pulls a wheelie and rides off.
>You stand there just watching Gilda's tail lights disappear into the distance.
>Re-sheathing your sword, you let out a breath you didn't even realize you were holding.
>Giving the forest one last look, you head back to the house.

>"Oh by the way Anon, I love that shirt you're wearing." Rarity says bringing you back to the present.
>Her hand rests on your thigh.
>"Uh huh, I'm sure you do." Applejack says, grabbing the back of Rarity's chair moving her away from you.
>Rarity pouts, "How rude! I was in the middle of a conversation!"
>Applejack puts her own chair in between you and Rarity and tilts her hat back.
>"Oh don't play innocent with me you she-devil. Ah saw yer hand going to places it shouldn't have."
>Rarity crosses her arms and huffs.
>"Howdy sug." Applejack says turning to you.
>She gives you a kiss on the lips and sits down.
"Hey Applejack."
>"Everything alright Anon?"
"As I told Rarity, my day has been fine." you tell her.
>As Rarity chats with a passerby, Applejack leans in. "Anon, yer day may have been fine, but we both know you've been a little melancholy like ever since we got back."
"I'm fine, seriously."
>"Anon..."
"AJ, don't worry about it. Please."
>She frowns, "Fine. But I'm here if you need someone to talk to."
>You give Applejack a small reassuring smile, but it doesn't look like she's very convinced by it.
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>>28745959
>To be frank, the news Sunset told you about the Grandmaster still bothers you to some degree.
>Saying you don't really know how to approach this is an understatement.
>For one, it was an event that happened years ago. Not to mention how awkward the whole deal would be if you just suddenly asked him about that night.
>Let alone if he would even speak to you about it.
>But after Sunset and Twilight both spent time detailing the memory in vivid detail, you are rather curious on why Shining Armor in particular was so important.
>Any adolescent boy should have been good enough for the process of becoming a witcher.
>So why Shining? Unlike the majority of fellow candidates who were orphans, if he went missing surely someone would have noticed.
>And it's not like your order is very public. Very few organizations and individuals know it still exists so attention is not the most desirable trait considering what happens to the young boys.
>Apparently it was worth the risk to try and take him but Tirek seemed to have botched the job.
>But that only begs the question of why didn't the Grandmaster send someone else at a later time?
>All these questions and theories just go through your head as Sunset and Twilight also join you at the table.
>"Hello girls, Anon."
>"Hiya Sunset, Twilight."
>"How's Big Macintosh liking his new truck?" Sunset asks.
>"Oh he was like a kid on Christmas morning." Applejack says with a cheeky grin, "Course, he can't drive it round town fer obvious reasons but still."
>As the rest of the girls arrive and begin chatting about their respective days, Sunset bangs her head on the table Exasperated by the workload given by some teacher in one of her previous class periods.
>You try your best to look involved in their conversations with simple affirmatives and non-specific answers.
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>>28745986
>Soon enough the lunch period ends and everyone heads to their next few classes before the day ends.
>Walking down the halls, a few students give you a friendly wave as you pass by.
>At least the opinions of those four individuals is clearly in the minority. The thought itself gives you a sense of relief.
>You've ever rarely felt accepted anywhere for an extended period of time.
>You don't even wear your sunglasses properly anymore.
>Turning towards the library, you see Vinyl walk out with a load of books in her arms and almost bump into her.
>"Oh hey, sup Anon."
"Hey Vinyl, how's Octavia?"
>"She's doing fine. Finally managed to get her transformation under control the other day after some effort. Though I'm keeping her at home until then just to keep an eye on her."
"I would figure you would be at home with her then."
>"I'm just picking up her homework and stuff. Can't let Tavi slack on her schoolwork just because of a little excess hair."
>Makes sense, Vinyl is her guardian after all.
>She leans in close, "Don't suppose you heard anything about those other witchers though have you? Kinda on edge ever since they showed up."
>Much to her dismay, you shake your head.
"No, not a word."
>"Damn. I really hope they're gone, the last thing I want is for them to think Octavia is one of those goons leftover."
>You wish you could tell her some more reassuring news, but unfortunately you don't.
"The best I can tell you is to keep an eye out. I have no idea why they're in Canterlot."
>"Well that really sucks." she says running a hand through her blue hair. "If you hear anything let me know 'kay?"
"Sure thing."
>Vinyl walks off down the hall. You give her one last look before entering the library.
>Before you can walk through the doors a female voice calls your name.
>"Mr. Anonymous? I'm glad I could run into you."
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>>28746013
-Meanwhile-
>"Alright class, all the groups have been assigned. Your projects are due next week so use the rest of class time to prepare."
>As everyone breaks off into their project groups, you, Applejack and Twilight set down at the latter's table.
>"Say Sunset?"
"Yes Applejack?" you reply, setting down your bag and taking your seat.
>"You know how you and Princess Twilight are little pony people back in Equestria?"
"Uh huh?"
>"And Princess Twilight said at one point we all have pony counterparts like our Twi here?"
>You take out your chemistry book and open it to the latest chapter.
"I'm pretty sure, yes. Why?"
>Applejack adjusts her hat slightly before scratching her chin.
>She seems slightly embarrassed to ask whatever it is she wants to ask.
"You can ask me anything Applejack."
>Her eyes dart side to side, "Well... uh... Apple Bloom was kinda wondering what you might think Anon would look like on the other side of that portal."
>W-what?
>You and Twilight begin snickering until it evolves into a full blown laugh. Other students in the classroom take a look back at you until they roll their eyes.
>Applejack pouts, "Ah nevermind. It was a silly question anyway."
>Digging her face into her textbook, Applejack just tries to pretend this conversation never happened.
>You wonder what brought this on?
>Though now that you think about it...
>What would Anon look like as a pony. Would he still keep that perpetual frown? That gruff personality?
>"Applejack, I think Anon would make a cute pony." Twilight whispers to her, albeit with a small giggle that undermines the sincerity.
>The blush on your friends face becomes even brighter.
>"And now I regret even asking you."
"I wonder what Anon would think?"
>"Sunset don't you dare tell him." she threatens.
>You share a knowing look with Twilight.
>"Let's just get back to our project." Applejack mutters.
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>>28745916
Based Axii.
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>>28746030
>Anon as pony
Something along these lines I would think.
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>>28746122
That's...saved.
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>>28746013
Who is the mystery woman?
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>>28745916
Anon, please don't tempt the time lords. They are masters of fuckery.
>>28746122
Found a new OP pic for the next thread.
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I apologise for the radio silence the past few days, I've been busy as guck. Anyway, update coming in about 10 mins.
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>>28746778

>The Big Cheese races forward, aiming straight for Razor.
>Razor slowly moves forward, and turns round Cheese, narrowly missing It's powerful lifting arm.
>Cheese spins round and rams Razor towards the pit.
>With minimal effort, Razor slowly crushes Cheese with its claw, effortlessly piercing the yellow hull.
>The big wedge drives back, attempting to remove Razors claw, but to no avail.
>Razor crushes its claw down once more, piercing Cheeses front wheel, immobilising it.
>Cheese slams its arm down, hitting Razor in the side.
>It raises back up, lifting Razor up with it.
>It only lifts halfway before dropping Razor back on the ground.
>Free from Cheese's grip, Razor rushes forward and smashes into the wedge, slowly pushing it towards the pit.
>Completely helpless, The Big Cheese spins its wheels, before toppling straight into the pit, ending the match.
>The horns blare once again, accompanying the roar of the crowd.
>"And an amazing performance by Razor and The Big Cheese; unfortunately, Cheese is out of the game and Razor's going through to the next round!"
>Smiling, you get up and head back down to the workshop, eager to have a chat with the teams.
>Team Cheese wont be happy about the outcome of the match.
>First battle ever and they lost.
>Well they did go up against Razor, who without a doubt is one of the best robots here.
>Oh well, that's their problem.
>As if on cue, Team cheese barges into the workshop.
>Their leader storms in, whilst a geeky little guy drags the holey robot through.
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>>28746817

>"Where's the other team!?"
>Neon lights, the dickbag.
>Well a bag of dicks would be more pleasant to look at.
"Not here, why?"
>The look on his face says it all, he's looking for trouble.
>"They ruined my robot, they're paying for the damages!"
>You look between him and his teammate, who's struggling with dragging the robot through.
>You walk towards him, grab the other end and haul it through.
>It's big, but heavier than you expected.
>You look back to Neon, still seething from his defeat.
"Your robot eh? What kind of motor is in it?"
>He looks between you and his teammate, clueless to what you're talking about.
>"Well er, it's er-"
"Er, eh, er" you mimic in a poor impression of his voice.
"Are you sure its your robot? It doesn't seem like you're sure."
>Neon huffs and slowly stomps towards you.
>"And what makes you think it isn't my bot hey?!"
>You chuckle and give him your best smug grin.
"If it was your bot, you would be able to tell me what motor is in it, what the shell is made from, how much power the lifting arm has. Y'know, the basic things you should know if you built it."
>You look back to the geeky kid, who's nervously standing there, looking at the floor.
"My guess is this dude built the robot, and you're merely riding his coattails and taking the credit."
>If he wasn't angry before, he sure is now, his hands are practically shaking.
>Before Neon can reply, the workshop doors bang open, with Norman pushing Razor through.
>Before you can even greet him, Neon pushes past you and storms up to Norman, seething with rage.
>This could get very ugly very quickly.
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>>28746836

>"What the fuck are you doing trashing my bot?!"
>Neon kicks Razor over, then storms right up to Norman and pushes him back, sending him tumbling back through the doors.
>Not having any of it, you jog towards Neon and grab his collar.
>You pull him back, hard, and throw him down to the floor.
>Without missing a beat, you step towards your workbench and grab a thick metal bar.
>Neon gets up and rushes you.
>He only takes a few steps before noticing the bar in your hands.
"I wont have any fighting in my workshop, you understand?"
>He looks between you and Norman, who's slowly getting back on his feet.
>"We're not done here, and you!"
>He points at Norman.
>"I better not see you here, or I'll-"
>"Or you'll what?"
>Rusty calmy walks in, and gets straight into Neon's face.
>Considering Neon is a good few inches taller than Rusty, he still looks terrified at Rusty's appearance.
>He should be, since Rusty is a burly, muscular bloke.
>"I ever see you here again, I'll personally put you in my car crusher, got it hotshot?"
>Neon glares at Rusty, before wordlessly pushing past him and out the workshop doors.
>You put the metal bar back by the workbench and stretch your arms.
"Bloody hell, what an utter twat."
>You chuckle and head for the geeky kid.
"Your bot fared well, considering Razor is one of the best bots we've had."
>You pat him on the shoulder and look at his robot.
"What's your name man?"
>"Uh, Micro Chips. And you think my robots good?"
"Yeah, I mean you nearly pitted Razor over there. You could do with making it smaller maybe? And maybe a flipper on the front here."
>You point to the panel at the front of the robot.
>"So, you built this yourself?"
>Micro Chips straightens up and beams.
>"Yep, I made it out of some bits lying around. And some bits from the junkyard.
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>>28746836

>"I knew I recognised you, Rusty interjects. You came by a few weeks back looking for metal right? If you had told me you were building a bot I would have given you more than a few bits of metal. Afterall, it's you guys that make this whole event possible. Speaking of..."
>Rusty reaches into his pocket and pulls out a large wad of cash.
>Splitting it, he hands half to Norman and half to Chips.
>Chips looks at the money, not really sure what to make of it.
>"What's this for?
"Its for participating. You built the bot so you get something out of it, even if you dont win. As Rusty said, it's people like you who keep the show going. No robots, no show."
>Chips smiles, pockets the cash and shakes Rusty's hand.
>"What should I do about Cheese? Neon drove me here, and I can't drive so-"
>"Don't worry 'bout it kid, leave it here and I'll keep it locked up in here. Norm over there does the same usually."
>Chips smiles again and holds out his hand.
>You give it a firm shake, and give him a nod.
"Take it easy man, oh I forgot to ask. Why are you working with that arsehole? What does he get out of it?"
>"Oh. Well he said if we win the battles we'll get rich, and we'll get more popular on Youtube," Chips replies halfheartedly.
"Trust me, you're better off without him, he's just using your brains cause he doesn't have any."
>You share a laugh with him, then check your watch.
>8pm. Perfect.
"Right, I'm going home, need to get this homework done."
>"You're leaving now?! To do homework?! You lameass!" Rusty laughs deeply.
"Well it needs to be done, plus I need to fix that laptop out, the replacement I'm using here is bollocks."
>The mechanic nods in approval.
>"Yeah you're right about that, I'll see you on Friday night though yeah?"
"Oh yeah, I'll be there all night, and I'll have that laptop sorted by then."
>Rusty nods once more, then looks at his watch.
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>"Righto, time for the final two battles, you can stay watch if you want kid."
>He looks over to Chips, who merely nods back.
"Cool, see you Friday Rusty."
>You give him a fistbump, and start walking out.
"Later Norman!"
>He waves at you before you walk out the doors.
>You pull out your phone and check up on your favourite mongolian image boards.
>Nothing interesting, oh well.
>You pocket your phone and pull out your keys.
>Popping the door open, you hop in and shut the door.
>You start it up and pull your phone out again.
>You scroll through your music till you find what you're looking for.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFH2Xou9ZPI
>Time to chill out and drive.
>Probably your favourite pastime.
>Just cruising down the roads, enjoying the sound of your music.
>The rumble of the engine as you drive through the city calms your mind.
>Yep, definitly your favourite past time.
>You drop a gear and turn the corner, slowing down as you near your home.
>The rumbling of the engine stops as you pull out the key.
>Locking it, you fumble for your house key and unlock the door.
>Once again, you carefully tread through the mess that is your home.
>You really need to tidy up at some point.
>You stumble your way through to the kitchen, eager to calm the low grumble of your stomach.
>Then it hits you.
>You forgot to go shopping.
>Bollocks, looks like you're going back out again.
>Not that it bothers you much.
>Sighing, you tread once more through your house and back outside.
>Locking the door, you unlock the car and hop in.
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>>28746836

"Sorry about the party Pinkie, I know you really wanted Anon to come."
>You wrap your arm around Pinkie and pull her close, attempting to comfort her.
>"Its okay sunny bunny, I'm not that upset."
"Your hair's deflated a bit though."
>Pinkie sniffles and turns to you.
>"Okay maybe I'm a bit upset, but it's okay, we can try again tomorrow."
>Pinkie smiles and her face lights up a little.
"Maybe we should give him some space first, I think we came on too strong and he got agitated. I men, it didn't look like he had many, if any friends.
>"Yeah, but it doesn't mean he can blow us off like that the asshole," Rainbow shouts.
>"I have to agree with Rainbow darling, it's quite uncouth of him to just not bother showing up, without letting us know."
>"Um, well it wasn't very nice of him", Fluttershy chimes in.
"Well at least we had a good time, didn't we Pinkie?"
>Pinkie grins and her hair poofs back up again.
>"Yeah, it was pretty fun, especially when Rainbow got cake all over her face!"
>Everyine laugs and giggles with Pinkie, brightening her up even more.
>Applejack stops and points over to the road.
>"Ain't that Anon over there in the car?"
>You look over and see the same Mustang you saw outside school.
"Yeah it is, should we-"
>"I'm on it", Rainbow replies as ahe speeds off towards the car.
>You watch as she speeds past Anon and stops in the middle of the road.
>The car screeches to a halt as Rainbow grins like an idiot.
>Anon leans out the window and shouts at her.
>"What the fuck are you doing you dopey cunt? You trying to get yourself killed?!"
>Without thinking, you run towards the car, with the rest of you following suit.
>"Well you should have come to the party!", Rainbow shouts.
>"The fuck are you talking about? MOVE!"
>You dash up and pull Rainbow out of the way.
>Before you can say anything, Anon revs the car and speeds off down the road.
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>>28746949
>You look at Rainbow sternly, hoping she has a decent reason why she would do something so stupid.
"Rainbow Dash! Why would you something like that?"
>"Ya could'a been killed!", Applejack shouts.
>"What were you thinking darling?! He could have run you over!"
>Rainbow huffs and pulls herself away from you.
>"We needed to do something! I couldn't just let him drive by without doing anything."
"Rainbow lets just leave it." You sigh deeply and rub your head.
"We can talk to him tomorrow okay? Now lets just get home and chill out yeah?"
>The group nods in agreement and walk off the road towards home.
>"Soo Sunset, what are we going to do about Anon?"
>You think for a moment.
>What are you going to do?
>You've ruined your chances of being friends with him.
>No Sunset, you can't just give up like that.
>You have to try harder.
"I'll speak to him tomorrow, alone. Then I'll see where it goes. There's no telling how Anon's going to react, especially aftet all this."
>"That's not a bad plan, Twilight replies, but should I still try and talk to him about technology and things?"
>You think it over, mulling over the possibilities and outcomes.
>It shouldn't be too bad.
"Yeah. That's a good idea. If you have any classes with him you could chat then."
>Twilight meekly nods and pulls out her phone.
>"It's getting late, I should head home."
>"Yeah ah gotta be up early tomorrow to help Big Mac with some stuff."
>You near your house and turn to the girls.
"I could do with an early night myself, I'll see you in school tomorrow?"
>Everyone nods and says their goodbyes.
>You wave back to them and head inside.
>You flick your shoes off and head for the sofa, plopping yourself down and sinking into the cushions.
>Hopefully things will go better tomorrow.
>You sigh as your breathing slows and your eyelids flutter.
>You should probably get into bed.
>Its nice and comfy on the sofa.
>Without thinking, you pull a blanket over yourself and snuggle into the sofa.
>Just a few minutes.
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>>28746949

I know I fucked up the post links, sorry.

Pastebins been updated: http://pastebin.com/UcG73ANS

I will hopefully be posting again soon, maybe tomorrow
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>It's lunchtime at CHS, the cafeteria is booming with banter from the students
>Groups of friends conquer tables and areas that they make their home
>Everybody has their own group, too! That's what makes this school so great, there isn't ever anyone alone, because everyone has a place here
>At least...
>Not until recently, a new student came around
>You only know his name, nothing else, and you've never seen someone so isolated before
>Not even you were this anti-social, and this is coming from you!
>Fluttershy!
>You, are Fluttershy
>You sit with your wonderful group of friends, though not paying them any attention
>What's up with Anon?
>Is he just THAT shy?
>Did he do something wrong? Does nobody like him?
"Hey Fluttershy, what's up? You look a bit distant, everything ok?" Sunset nudges your arm with her elbow
>"Oh! Nothing, it's just... Anon"
>Sunset raises an eyebrow and glances towards him, he's standing up, leaning against the wall and eating his food
>There's something off about him, you don't really know
"Hmm, I see why you worry, Fluttershy. It's weird that he's just standing in that corner all by himself, yeah?"
>You nod, though you wouldn't really call it "weird"
"Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?"
>Everyone looks at Sunset, then to Anon
"I jus' figured that's the way he wants it, he's in mah' calculus and he barely says a word to our group. He only speaks when the teacher asks him a question" Applejack says, taking a big bite out of her apple
>Rarity nods and hums in agreement
"Yes, Applejack's right, I have him in my ceramics class, but he doesn't do anything! He tells the teacher he's too busy to work, but he never has anything in front of him!"
>How odd.
"Maybe he's just not used to CHS? Where's he from?" Sunset looks at the girls expectantly, as if they knew
>"I don't really think we'd know that one, Sunset"
>She shrugs her shoulders and smiles bashfully
"Yeah, right"
>You think someone needs to talk to him
>Not you, of course...
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>>28747035
"Maybe he's just thinking SUUPER hard about the Halloween party on Monday! And he doesn't want to get distracted!" Pinkie suggests, waving her hands
>You give her a look of uncertainty, the rest of the girls do the same
"Maybe that's only you, Pinkie" Twilight adds, the girls giggle
"You're exactly right, Twilight! I have no shame in it!"
>Oh Pinkie, never change
"He's in the same PE class as I am" Rainbow says, the girls wait for her to continue
>"Uhm, anything else...?" You raise an eyebrow at the rainbow haired athlete
"Uh, No! Let's just say he's really good at soccer..." Dash looks away embarrassed
"He beat you at soccer?! What!?" Pinkie blurts
>Dash blushes in shame and nods slowly
>Anon is one bundle of curiosity, isn't he? He must be really athletic to have beaten Dash at soccer
"So what's he look like under that hoodie, Dash?" Rarity says
"What?"
"His arms! Are they...muscular or..?" She gestures and dash now gets it
>The other girls seem pretty interested, as well
"Well, they're not that muscular, sure, he's got lean arms but really nothing over the top" She admits
>Rarity nodded
"Have you seen him with his shirt off...?"
>What
"Ooooh, juicy!" Pinkie says, leaning in to fill her ears
>How could have Dash seen anon's bare chest, though? There are separate locker rooms! Right?
"Rarity, how would she have even-" Sunset started
"Yeah, I have"
>"What? Rainbow how could you have seen th-"
"It was a dare! I was dared to look into the boys locker room! Nothing else!"
>Well, that wasn't too bad, better than anything you were thinking of
"Oh! Well how was that?" Rarity asked, there was a twinkle in her eyes
>Rainbow thought for a moment
"There was a big ol' scar across his heart"
>WHAT?
"A scar?" Twilight asked
"Yeah, scar, it was like THIS big right over his chest! It was actually pretty awesome!"
>The girls gossip and banter about Anon and other things involving school, but you just looked at Anon
>Does nobody else see what the problem is here?
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>>28747350
Am i missing something here?
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>>28747350
>You, are Anon
>And what the hell are those girls looking at?
>Are they talking about you? Why though?
>You recognize two of them, the Rainbow one and the blonde. Ah heck
>Is the Rainbow one mad because you destroyed her at soccer?
>Though, you didn't really play fair, but there were no rules set! It's okay
>So you're good! As long as nobody knows about what you did
>You hope to god nobody knows about you
>Once word starts getting around about your ar-
>Huh?
>The yellow girl is walking up to you...
>Uh, look normal! Don't say anything stupid! Actually...
>You don't really want her near you, that's pretty dangerous
>Any one of them can pop up at any moment looking for you, anyone in their way would be killed
>And that one's on you, of course
>It's your job to keep those bastards at bay
>Shit, she's getting really close, should you leave? At least say something before you just run off
>She opens her mouth to speak, her head rising out from the shadow of her pink hair
>You stand up straight and throw your lunch in the garbage
>"Hello!"
>You then turn your back to her and speed-walk away, fucking smooth
>"Goodbye!"
"Uhm..."
>She stands there, it almost looks like she's about to cry! Don't you fucking cry!
>Then you'll cry, and then everyone would start crying and it'd be your fault!
>You have quite the burden on your shoulders, and come to think of it going to school doesn't make your life any easier
>You make it to the exit and burst through the doors with a loud thwunk
>The people in the hallway give you a glance then return to themselves or their friends
>"That wasn't awkward at all, I practically made myself look like an idiot and I'm pretty sure she's crying!" You say to yourself
>It's okay, it's all over and done with
>You just hope she doesn't try it again, your not really interested in friends yet
>And if they knew the situation they'd be thinking the same about you
>The bell rings and everyone comes walking out of the cafeteria
>Ceramics time!
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>>28747604
Does it feel like it? Hmm, you'll have explanations.
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>>28746995
You will now be added to the next OP.
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>>28747684
it's the dialogue, usually the person the perspective is in is black and the other characters are green. You've got it backwards and the story is moving pretty quickly
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>>28747661
>Walking to ceramics was the usual, you got to keep to yourself
>You were pretty meh about ceramics, instead of actually working like expected you'd just think about things
>You probably look pretty weird now that you think about it, just sitting there with your eyes closed
>Doing nothing
>It's whatever, the class is quiet enough for you to focus on your thoughts, so it's not entirely your fault
>They should talk louder
>You arrive as the bell chimes and you rush to your seat in the back
>The teacher marks you tardy if you aren't in your seat at the bell, though luckily yours was the last one he'd check so you got a few extra seconds
>Everyone walks over to the cabinet in the front of the room to grab their current projects
>The occasional bong would make an appearance, even though this was a pottery project
>Fucking kids, man
>The teacher smashed any inappropriate things made in the class but these kids were good at working on them on the down low
>You, of course, had nothing
>You sat across from a white skinned, purple haired girl that would occasionally look at you funny
>Wait a minute...
>She was at the table with the yellow girl!
>How weird, they weren't interested in you, were they? You're just some random guy with a hoodie, nothing to see here, move along
>Maybe you're being too distant to others? Is that what has caught their eye? Good looking out, they are
>You hadn't thought of this until now
>Maybe having a few friends could make you stand out less, as odd as that sounds
>Everyone at this school has friends, so loners were the most noticeable
>You'll go talk to her, what to say?
>Ahh, perfect
>You move out of your seat and pick it up
>You try to be pretty sneaky about it, so you duck just a little to draw less attention
>But you've learned that you're not very good at avoiding attention
>You arrive unscathed and place your seat next to hers
>"Hey there"
"Oh, hello"
>What next?
>"I really like the design on that"
>She smiles.
>Score!
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>>28747769
Ooooh, I can change that for ya! Sorry iI got it mixed up!
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>>28747880
IS this the Mercer Anon story? I only ask because the virus leaves a big fucking scar over the heart when its implanted.
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>>28748398
Mercer?

As in... Blacklight?
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>>28748409
Yup.
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>>28748398
Is* shift button gets stuck a bit.
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>>28749540
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>>28748398
Is'nt mercer anon still camping?
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>wake up
>see all this green
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>>28750140
Bum0
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>>28750780
Has anyone else got a massive empty gap at the bottom oof the thread? It looks like an add should be there but i dont know
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>>28750131
I don't know, that's why I asked.
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>>28750140
Ikr, it's good to see so much green!

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>The images begin to flash once more, but this time with more fervor that seems to resonate strongly with you
>The rising anger that comes from the pit of your stomach when you see your lazy bum of a father crashed on the couch again
>The epiphany of realizing that you don’t need him anymore as you start to provide for yourself
>The freedom that comes with unburdening yourself with ties to any so-called “family” that drags you down quicker than concrete shoes
>The satisfaction that comes with making your own rules on how to live as you take what’s yours
>The almost child-like pride you start to feel as you carve out your own empire on the streets with your best friend
>How your angry existence has meaning once more as you gaze at all the faces of your street-tested comrades who’ll be there with you through thick and thin
>The return of your happiness through new exploits with your rag-tag crew running your own section of the city
>The steady escalation of your midnight exploits as you do more daring deeds and make a name for yourself
>The addictive power you can suddenly throw around that comes with your well-earned infamy on the streets
>The unshakable confidence that no matter the challenge YOU and your crew will get through it your way
>The short-sightedness of failing to notice that your best friend starts to run with the crew less and less
>The bull-headed stubbornness to not even acknowledge that you don’t seem to talk as much as you used to with your best friend
>The immediate denial of the truth in front of you as you rationalize seeing your best friend hang out with someone else more than you
>The almost inconceivable shock that strikes you to the core when your best friend decides it’d be best to part ways
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>>28751091
IT IS TIME
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>>28751091
>The sore throat and aching heart that comes with having your first REAL argument with who you thought was your best friend
>The despair of losing the last person who was a constant reminder that the life you live could be good
>The crippling isolation that is felt as the hollow smiles of your “comrades” ask what’s wrong
>The petrifying realization that she was the reason your life was able to be good again
>The desperate tears that come with figuring out that YOU were responsible for her leaving while sitting in your special spot all alone
>The beautiful shooting star that soars through the sky as you stare longingly towards it through the bottom of a bottle
>The sudden jolt of renewed vigor that courses throughout your entire body like lightning
>The rekindled anger that ignites within as you put the pieces together
>The smoldering fury that brands to your soul upon realizing that it wasn't YOUR fault
>The righteous indignation that seems to burst into full hellfire as you think back to your supposed “best friend”
>The vengeful wishes that fill you head as you start to burn up, literally
>The unfiltered horror as you scream bloody murder upon the rooftop in the midnight hour after finding yourself on fire
>The slow realization that your flame engulfed body isn’t being burned like dry firewood
>The experimental curiosity you seek to sate as you try to grasp what these raging flames are
>The otherworldly voice that gives you confidence once more as you hone your new abilities
>The soft reassurance that it’s all HER fault, and the acceptance of that as truth
>The screen cuts out abruptly as you’re brought back to the room
>Fuck is that trippy
>It’s like living out another person’s memories, but skimming through it
>You hold a hand to your now throbbing head
>At least you got the gist of what happened to Gilda, kinda
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>>28751115
>It’s like the images came to life and reenacted memories through her eyes
>So they could be slightly skewed due to it being her perspective
>It’s strange though, they all had residual feelings that lurked after the images were done, but that last one didn’t
>Almost as if it was cut off before it could finish…
>Odd
>You look back to the blackened tv screen
>It’s definitely turned off now
>Guess that’s it for channel Gilda
>Not that you’re sad about it, that was a weird feeling seeing her life through her eyes
>You will say it makes you a bit more empathetic towards her, but you’re left with questions
>Like why did you even see this?
>It probably has something to do with the gap in your memory, but on the bright side you did get some answers
>She got magical powers and a voice that sounds suspiciously like Nihilem talked to her
>It’s pretty safe to assume she’s a SIN
>Hell, the title card literally said which SIN she is
>Wrath…
>Ok that settles it!
>You’ve had this surreal feeling and these magic visions now which can only mean one thing!
>Whatever happened with you losing your memory was fucked
>So you have to figure it out
>You nod in affirmation
>So, first order of business should be…
>Um, going to the place you remember being last?
>That sounds like a great idea!
>And not just because it’s just outside your bedroom door!
>Returning to the scene of the crime could jog your memory
>As you’re about to turn away from the tv you catch something in the corner of your eye
>You almost brush it off, but something seems to pull you towards the tv to investigate
>Turning on your heel you look back to the tv
>Nothing at all has changed
>Hmm, must’ve been yo—
>WAIT
>You look closely at the edge of the black tv screen
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>>28751127
>A small distortion of black is noticeable on the tv screen
>You don’t know how
>It’s like a black that devours the screen’s blackness in comparison of how black it is
>As though the screen’s blackness had too much color for this embodiment of black
>It’s almost darker than black
>Just focusing on it for this moment is causing you to be drawn into it
>Like it wants to not only absorb all other visible light, but also absorb you with it
>Then suddenly, your whole vision is of this blackness
>As though you were lost in a sea of it
>Though it only lasts for a moment it seems like lifetimes before a white tear forms in the middle of your vision
>The tear starts to widen as blinding color starts to flood into the ocean of black causing it to blur
>It seeps throughout your vision granting you something to look at besides endless black
>However something feels off, as if you’re back in one of those memories again watching through someone’s eyes
>Your surroundings look, cartoonish
>Pastel colors the room as you appear to be staring into a fire
>”So THIS is how they repay ME!?”
>Who is this?
>A white aura surrounds an amber glass as it’s tossed against a wall
>”I work to ensure that unicorns won’t starve, and THEY say it’s TOO MUCH!”
>What?
>You apparently stand and look to the ground as you stamp a HOOF(!?) down in frustration
>You’re watching a pony’s memories?
>”We don’t need to rely on those filthy MUD PONIES for sustenance any longer!”
>Was that a slur or something?
>”Not when we can feed on something else that will never run out…”
>Air?
>"Why consume food when you could go for something, MUCH more plentiful?"
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>>28751137
>Something more plentiful than food?
>”They called me an abomination!”
>You can feel the intense hatred this pony is feeling right now
>”THEY don’t want to become like ME! They don’t wish to finally surpass this mortal coil!”
>You seem to be pacing back and forth shaking your head
>”No, THEY don’t DESERVE to become like me!”
>You stop in place and stare out a broken snow encrusted window overlooking mountains of snow
>”I’ll show them how powerful you can be when you unshackle yourself from the burden of a unicorn body…”
>You turn toward a caved in door hanging off its hinges leading out into a ruined hallway
>”They’ll all rule the day they decided to cast ME aside to become FRIENDS with those mud ponies and cloud herders!”
>The memory starts to fade as you trot towards the exit
>Blinking you appear to be back in your good old barren room
>Still staring at a blank screen
>Who the hell was that?
>Who the hell talks to themselves?
>Well, out loud at least
>Seems whoever it was, was off their rocker
>You’ll have to ask Sunset about it
>What would you even ask though?
>Hey I experienced a memory of some unicorn throwing around racial slurs for other pony types because his peers think he’s a monster while looking out at the snow!
>Maybe you’ll just file this away in your mind for now…
>Instead of focusing on that, you should really start dealing with that whole amnesia thing
>You check you phone once more
>Who knows, maybe it has service now?
>Pulling it out and pressing the lock button you find that, nothing has changed
>Well mostly
>Now the “help” is the regular slide to unlock
>That’s odd, maybe you just read it wrong?
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>>28751144
>You shake your head
>You’ve been getting side-tracked too much lately
>It’s kinda concerning honestly
>You put you phone back in your pocket and head towards your door
>Your closed door, which in itself is odd
>You NEVER close your bedroom door
>Then again, you don’t usually sleep on top of your covers
>Or wear a clean hoodie without showering
>Actually…
>You decide to ACTUALLY look yourself over
>You don’t smell, and you don’t have any noticeable injuries
>Peeking inside your sweater you seem to be missing two missing chunks of flesh as well
>What the HELL happened before?!
>NO, can’t get distracted for too long
>You place a hand on the door handle
>You’ll visit your living room and THEN figure out all that other stuff
>Like where your pin and injures disappeared to
>How come you’re getting broadcasted visions of other’s memories on your tv?
>You twist the handle and push the door open
>To reveal nothing
>Everything is as it should be
>Wait, why is everything as it should be?
>Looking around it seems your table is sitting in its place with the two chairs pushed in underneath it, but that’s not what’s bothering you
>No, what’s bothering you is what ISN’T there
>Well what isn’t on the counter
>You don’t remember answering the door, but you DO remember making tea
>Yea, you were making tea and heating up those crumpet things Rarity packed for you
>However they aren’t on the counter like they should be
>This place looks like it does on every other day, but not how it should now
>Something is practically screaming in the back of your head
>As though that’s not the only thing wrong with how this place looks
>Your stomach suddenly feels heavy
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>>28751147
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekPaYGVLifY
>No, your whole body is heavy
>Not to mention sore
>Your arms hang like dead weight at your sides as it takes an almost herculean effort to just stay standing
>You feel like you just decided to let several WWE wrestlers take turns using you as a personal punching bag
>You can’t even laugh at the thought of it
>Your body is too sore, and your head hurts
>You hold a hand against your face as you start to wobble a bit
>You hear a loud cracking noise coming from your kitchen
>Wha—
>Before you can even see what it is a *CRASH* of what sounds like porcelain echoes loudly
>You take a wobbly step forward towards the kitchen before having to stop and steady yourself
>What the hell is wrong with you?
>Without warning one of your dining chairs throws itself towards you
>What is…
>It doesn’t get far as it shatters into pieces before hitting you
>Why did that?
>Your breathing has become haggard and raspy
>You take a few steps to the table and lean onto it for support
>Something isn’t right…
>Your table collapses to the floor as you lean on it almost causing you to go down with it
>Your heart beats like an irregular drum as you try to keep calm
>But the combination of unknown surprises and an overwhelming bad feeling that is permeating you to your very core are making it very hard to stay calm
>As you try to gain your bearings you hear, screams
>Distorted screaming
>As if people were shouting out for someone, but they were shouting in unison as one
>A loud *CRACK* thunders beside you as a hole rips itself open in your wall
>You finally can’t take standing anymore and instead slump against the wall without a hole in it
>You would’ve aimed for the other chair, but that seems like too much you can’t do
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>>28751150
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5GgdUvNTEU
>You sit on the floor huffing and puffing as your head throbs with each beat of your heart’s frantic rhythm
>You cough a bit as your breath won’t seem to come back to you
>It’s like the punches Flash gave you, but if every moment you were getting punched again
>That and instead of a single punch it’s several punches to your everything
>Your coughing seems to pick up and you cover your mouth to stop yourself from moving so much
>Bringing your hand away from your mouth causes your heartbeat to redouble its efforts
>Looking at your hand it appears to be covered in blood
>What the hell is going o—
*VVVRRRRRMMBBBBBB*
>You jump a bit at the sound of your phone vibrating in your pocket
>Your head has stopped thumping with your beating heart
>You can breathe easily once more as the pain you just recently felt seems to fade away
>You look back to your blood covered hand
>Only to discover that the only thing on it is some saliva
>What the hell…
>Despite still feeling like something is wrong, to a lesser extent then before, you pull your phone out once more
>A preview of a text from an unknown number pops up on your phone
>It says, “Anon I”
>That’s all it says
>You what?
>With shaky hands you try sliding your phone lock off, and to your surprise it works
>Opening the conversation you decide to try and contact this unknown caller
>You reply with an easy question
>I what?
>You wait for a reply for what feels like hours before you impatiently type another message
>What do you want!?
>You lean back against the wall
>You can’t deal with this shit
>You realize just how parched you are right now
>Maybe that drink of water would help you right now
>You carefully make your way to your feet with no trouble
>Your legs are OK
>You slowly pace towards the kitchen as you look around at all your broken belongings
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>>28751155
>What the hell caused everything to break?
>A poltergeist?
>You shake the thoughts of what could’ve from your head as you grab a glass
>Why don’t you just drink first think later
>You fill up the glass with some nice cold purified water, and then downing it like you’ve been raiding the Saracen heretics for the lord all day
>After downing the glass with a *gulp* you let out a sigh
>Much better
>You turn away from the faucet and lean back on the sink
>You just need to chill
>Your eyes sweep the kitchen and stop on your stove
>The readout on it is blinking “need your”
>NANI!?
>You rub your eyes and blink hoping that you’re seeing things
>Opening them up once more the readout now just blinks “00:00” like it experienced a blackout
>Calm down
>You’re just seeing things!
>Not like THAT’S bad or anything!
>You let out a little chuckle
>Why don’t you check to see if the unknown number texted back!
>Yea, something nice to take your mind off THIS
>You pull out your phone and open up the conversation once more
>You almost drop the phone
>The conversation…
>It says YOU started it with the “I what?”
>There is no “Anon I”
>Your breathing has increased to the point of almost hyperventilating
>THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR!
>Hell, you didn’t sign up for anything!
>You close your eyes as you drag a hand down your now slightly sweaty face
>Breathe, just breathe
>Magic is real, so why not spooky ghosts?
>Just punch em with holy water, or your magic
>That you can’t use because you don’t have your pin…
>You’re about to start screaming when your mental breakdown is interrupted by your phone vibrating once more
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m15s
>You quickly look to see it’s the unknown number calling
>You hesitantly answer it
“H-hello?”
>You hear nothing but light breathing on the other end
“What do you want from me!?”
>The breathing stops
>”For you to wake up.”
.
.
.
End for today, hope ya liked it!
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>>28751155
Ah...
>You gain brouzouf.

E.Y.E. was a great game.

Could update as usual dude.
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>>28751269
*Good, not could. I need more sleep ):
Fortunately modafinil is a thing
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>>28751155
Oh shit, he's turning into a deranged monster.
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>>28751163
WAKE ME UP
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>>28751163
So is Luna fucking with him in his sleep, Discord fucking with him in his sleep, or is magic shenanigans from some unknown source doing it, or is it Pinkie yelling in his ear?
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>>28751458
sleep faget
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I can't believe he is dead
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I love this screencap. Just letting you all know.
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>>28756214
That birds like fuck you lad im stayin ere what you gonna do you chubby coon
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>>28751458
Thank you I really appreciate it, but uh just know I'm still waiting for that middle of the week update DIGITAL

>>28753659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c

>>28756575
I'm more concerned with Rares face
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>>28760438
SQUISHY FUNBAGS
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Pinkie's "wake up" costume for Anon.
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bump from 9 again.
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>>28756214
Kek
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>>28762927
Bump fron m8
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>>28751163
>”GAS GAS GAS! I’m gonna step on the gas! Tonight I—”
>Your eyes snap open as you jolt awake slicked in a cold sweat
>You almost bite your tongue in your panicked awakening
>You blink a few times as adrenaline races through your veins causing your heart to beat almost as hard as in your dream
>You feel like your stomach wants to evacuate all its contents out onto the floor
>Luckily for you, it has no contents to evacuate
>You can hear your phone ringing in your pocket as your mind starts to catch up with current events, but you don’t think you have the freedom to answer it right now
>Your shaking hand says the time for answering phones is not right now
>Your breathing is already ragged as you process where you are with shifting eyes
>You’re in your room, slumped up against a wall
>It looks as though you’re all alone here
>Again, just like in your dream…
>You close your eyes for a moment in an attempt to calm down
>You slow down your breathing by breathing in through your mouth and out the nose
>You know it’s been years since your last nightmare, but a dream shouldn’t shake you this much
>You swallow the building up saliva in your mouth
>Just take your mind off it and think of something else
>Don’t think about the fact that you had a nightmare so vivid that you felt actual physical pain
>NOT HELPING
>You should try to focus on something else to distract yourself while your heart slows
>How about pazzak?
>Better start with picking a side deck
>Need a +/- 6 alright
>As you imagine flipping through the cards in the deck you can already feel the familiar game calming you down
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>>28764199
>You haven’t needed to distract yourself from something bad in a while, have you?
>How about spicing the game up with a flip 3&6 card?
>You haven’t really needed to lately have you?
>You don’t usually even touch those
>But now…
>You sigh as you think of an opponent
>You stop just before dealing cards
>You’re calm enough now
>You open your eyes slowly as you start to look around the room once more
>Are those shredded clothes on your bed?
>Wait, something more important you have to check first
>You lift your arms up and inspect them
>You don’t have any injuries again!
>Do NOT freak out!
>Upon further inspection your clothes are all torn up and bloody
>Quite a bit more than after you fought Gilda
>What happened?
>You realize you can’t hear blaring Eurobeat, guess you missed the call
>You wipe some built-up sweat from your forehead
>Was that just a nightmare?
>It was probably thanks to someone’s magical interference, but who?
>D wouldn’t have, he gave you his word that he’d leave you alone for tonight
>Well, you HOPE he wouldn’t have
>D seems like a slippery devil, but something about how he said that struck you as an honest promise
>Ah well, no use wondering about it on the floor
>You move to get up, but notice a small weight in your lap stopping you
>Looking down it appears to be, a stuffed animal?
>Hey, that’s not just any stuffed animal
>That’s Tedd E Bear!
>You used to love taking naps with him!
>It’s even got that chunk of ear yours was missing from that encounter with the family dog
>This one can’t be yours right?
>Yours was lost to the great toybox in the sky a long time ago
>You pick up the little stuffed bear by the armpits
“Where’d you come from little guy?”
>It proceeds to *boop* you on the nose with its tiny paw
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>>28764300
>You freeze up as the small stuffed bear stares into your soul
>Ah, so you’re still dreaming?
>It’s like inception, you’re on another layer of nightmare
>Of course
>You gently place the bear down on the floor giving its head a little pat
>Yep, just gonna not deal with this
>You lie down on your side and face the wall
>Sometimes, you just need a break from it all
>Or, maybe you just don’t feel like dealing with animate teddy bears right now and would rather stay right here just facing a wall for a few minutes
>A few moments pass by as you watch your wallpaper age before feeling someone else’s embrace from behind causing you to tense up
>Not because it’s someone from behind hugging you
>No, because of something much worse
>Looking back it appears to be a naked Sunset rubbing her face and chest against your back
>Now you know it’s Jordan, and in retrospect should’ve guessed that from the start
>However, just because you KNOW the naked Sunset behind you isn’t actually the real Sunset doesn’t make this any less HARD!
>Well, technically it isn’t THIS that’s hard right now, but uh…
>You sigh as Jordan continues to try spooning you on the floor as Sunset
>You slowly get up making sure not to even LOOK in Jordan’s general direction
>You grab the discarded clothes you probably put on Jordan before and toss them at it
“Please get dressed once more for me will ya?”
>You hear the rustling of fabric behind you
>Seems Jordan can understand you a bit better now
>You pull out you phone to see the time
>5:42pm
>Damn, you lost like an hour and a half or so
>You drag your hands down your face as you groan
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>>28764321
>You feel Jordan clinging to your arm as you stand there waiting
>Good, you’re hungry like the wolf right now
“Cool, let’s go an—“
>Looking back you stop halfway as you notice Jordan frowning slightly while looking down
>Your legs travel down those delectable thighs to see the pants coiled at Jordan’s feet
>What did you even expect?
>You crouch down and pull the pants around the ankles up Sunset’s slender legs
>No wait, bad thoughts JORDAN’S legs, NOT Sunset!
>You have to manually breathe as you once again tie a little knot in the sweatpants strings to keep Jordan’s decency intact
“There all better.”
>After you stand up Jordan smiles before hugging your midsection with a purr
>This little bug is very affectionate ain’t it?
>You will admit it brings a smile to your face
>You rub Jordan’s head and turn to the doorway to the living room
“Let’s get something to eat shall we?”
>Oh wait
>Forgot you don’t know what Jordan eats
“Well, I’ll eat.”
>Though you should find out what the little tyke eats
>And what happened in the last hour or so
>Food first, amnesia second
>You walk out into the living room with your Jordan armband secured firmly around your arm
>You don’t think you’ll be getting used to this much physical contact with Sunse-Jordan’s boobs
>You probably shouldn’t
>Woah
>You stand amongst the wreckage that was your living room
>Maybe wreckage is a bit strong, but shit
>All your stuff is broken!
>Except for a single chair
>You bend down and pick up a piece of wood
>Just what in god’s name happened here?
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>>28764329
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIprdhZie6w
>A spike of pain surges through your brain
>You drop the wood as you fall to your knees
>It feels like a chunk of your brain is being charred on a grill!
>You grit your teeth and close your eyes as the searing pain spreads throughout your brain
>Without warning memories start to bubble up in your mind
>They seem foreign, yet completely your own
>You go through them, unable to think about anything else
>What are these?
>Feelings and actions you don’t recall doing
>Punches and kicks you don’t remember receiving
>Your muscles start to tense up to phantom blows of the past
>Shattering of wood as you slam into it
>A feeling of smug satisfaction while you stand above, Aria?
>Everything is tinged red and blurry so it’s hard to tell
>Before a sudden absence of emotion strikes
>Then a hellish storm of fury erupting from within
>You’re hyperventilating now
>Rage harnessed as flame to burn through someone
>You squeeze your hand as you feel the heat centered on it
>Your fingers wrapped around someone’s throat
>Adagio?
>The life draining from their eyes
>The happiness from snuffing out the fire of another
>You can taste acidic bile rising in your throat
>Chasing Aria down
>Beating her bloodied
>All with manic fury carved onto your face
>About to strike out at, at Pinkie?
>You wouldn’t…
>The smile plastered to your face as you reel up to punch right through her
>You’re not like that…
>Before being crushed from something behind you
>Smashing someone over and over until your fists went raw
>Throwing, rage at them
>Then being pinned against a wall
>As your mind becomes your own once more you empty what little remains in your stomach onto the floor
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>>28764338
>You stay huddled over on your elbows and knees for a moment to gain your mental bearings
>So many thoughts are flying through your head it’s almost too much
>That can’t have been you could it?
>You’ve changed
>You wouldn’t do anything like that now
>You’re better than that
>You’ve acquired discipline
>The smell of rancid vomit drifts to your nose causing you to cough
>You had a hard time seeing what happened after you started strangling Adagio
>What caused you to, get THAT mad?
>What would stop you mid-attack?
>You spit out some leftover vomit in your mouth as you wipe your lips
>Guess you had something left in your stomach huh?
>You feel a hand rub your arched back
>Looking over to its owner you see Jordan sitting on the floor next to you
>Little guy is trying to smile reassuringly you think, but it comes off more cute than anything
>You push yourself onto your ass as you sit back
“Sorry bout that Jordan, kinda came outta nowhere.”
>Jordan snuggles into your side as you stare at the broken remains of the battlefield with new clarity
>So you fought the BJ brigade and won?
>So who was the guy who beat you?
>How’d he even beat you?
>From what you remember, you felt practically invincible
>You palm your pin while yo-wait a second
>You look down at your torn up tank-top
>THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF PIN THERE!
>You breathe in a big breath before letting it out slowly
>No problem
>None what so ever
>It’s all daijobu
>EVERYTHING IS FIRE!
>Whatareyougonnadowhatareyougonnadowhatareyougonn—
>Your stomach grumbles loudly at you interrupting your mental freakout while you get Sunset cuddles
>Jordan cuddles, not Sunset
>You palm your face with both hands
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>>28764346
>You can’t deal with all this right now
>No, you just really don’t want to deal with this
>You can feel Jordan’s heat radiating from its body as it snuggles you
>You slap you face with both palms
>Get a hold of yourself Anon!
>You aren’t one to just give up anymore!
>You ARE different than before!
>You CAN fight without that pin!
>You WILL find out what made you berserk!
>You’ve got THIS!
>Done with your little pep talk you nod furiously
>You just need to organize a list of things you need to do!
>First thing though, a snack
>You stand up with Jordan in tow
>You should probably clean the vomit off the floor first
>No, your stomach demands snacks!
“Come on Jordan, food time is now!”
>You step over the broken plate
>Rip in peace Rarity crumpets
>Wait, where are they?
>Did the BJ brigade take them?
>You’d complain, but considering what you did to Adagio…
>Maybe letting them have your floor crumpets is the least you can do
>You stand in your kitchen with a hand cupping your chin
>Now just WHAT should you eat?
>Probably nothing TOO heavy since you’ve got to meet up at Twilight’s in…
>You check your phone once more for the time
>5:50pm
>In about half an hour probably
>Which means someone will pick you up soon, right?
>Shit, you completely forgot to get anyone else’s number besides Sunset and Rarity didn’t you?
>Cause you can’t call Rarity, not with how you left her…
>You just keep doing good things today don’t ya?
>Guess you’ll just have to ask Sunset for a ride or someone else’s number
>Or you could see if the unknown caller is one of the girls
>Hmm, take a chance or just call Sunset?
>No, you’re different than your old self so take a chance!
>You redial the unknown caller and hold your breath in anticipation
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0XcOLuGkik&feature=youtu.be&t=1m11s
>Music?
>You hear a squeak outside your door before hearing a voice from the hallway and phone
>”Hiya, Non-non!”
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Sorry for the short one guys, til next time
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>>28764321
Am dying, right now all I can see when I read about the bear at first is just an image of the SCP.
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>>28764351
This gon be good.
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>>28764351
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I hate the fact that I'm not as productive with this story as I used to.

Since I'm on break today, I'll try to get some work in for tomorrow.
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>>28766962
Thanks Axii. We trust you to get shit done.
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>>28766962
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bump from 9 again, snuggle the ponk
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I'm sorry to be that person lads, but my grandmother recently died and i'm feeling utterly shit.

Insult me as you do, but keep this thread going please, as it was the last thing I read before she died. It's a selfish thing to ask to feed my own self shit but thank you anyway.
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>>28768424
We were doing that anyways.
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Emergency Trixie Bump
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>>28769358
bump with a cute Trixie.
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>>28770829
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>>28746030
>"Mr. Anonymous? I'm glad I could run into you."
"Principal Celestia?"
>Turning around you see instead it's Ms. Cheerilee struggling to roll a cart full of textbooks in front of her with a pair of wrist mounted crutches.
>"Why do people always think I'm Principal Celestia?" she says looking exasperated. "Do we really sound that similar to each other?"
>The last time you saw her was during the Everfree field trip.
>She seems to have maken a decent recovery since then. Compared to the bloody state she was in as she was loaded into the ambulance.
>Though a quick glance at neck and her arm, you can see the end of the scars peeking out from behind her scarf and long sleeve shirt respectively.
"Ms. Cheerilee? It's been awhile. Just come back?"
>She smiles at you.
>"Yes, still not one hundred percent at least not for another month." she says tapping her leg brace, "But I'm well enough to work and it’s good to see another friendly face that doesn’t try to avoid eye contact with me".
"Well whatever the case, you're looking well. It's good to see you again."
>She adjusts her sleeve, though her smile grows a little more.
>"Thank you Anon."
"Do you need a hand? That's a lot of books."
>"Oh I couldn't..." she says trying to brush you off. "I'm the librarian and you probably have something better to do."
>You grab the other end of the cart and pull it behind you through the door.
"Eh, I got nothing better to do until school's out. I don't actually attend CHS remember?"
>She follows you into the library, trying to protest the entire way before falling behind.
>Grabbing a book from the cart, you take a look at the barcode on the back and head to the correct section.
>Since you came to Canterlot High, you've already familiarized yourself with the layout of the library from helping Cheerilee in the past.
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>>28773605
>Stepping onto the vintage wheeled ladder, you kick off the floor and roll over to the proper section.
>You manage to identify and place more than half the books before Cheerilee finally manages to catch up to you.
>"Mr. Anonymous please, I can handle this myself." Cheerilee chastises.
>Yanking the book out of your hand, she huffs at you and proceeds to look at the barcode.
>You look a little surprised at her tone.
>Looking between the top of the shelf and her crutches, she sighs in defeat and offers the book back.
>"I'm sorry, I just... it's been awhile since I've done something besides sitting in a hospital bed and therapy."
>Taking the book, you give her an understanding nod.
"I get it. Getting antsy, kept away from doing something you love."
>"Took the first chance I could to come back to school." she says before laughing, "To think, when I was in high school I couldn't wait until I was out."
>Taking another book from the cart, you climb up the ladder again.
"Take it from someone who's lost more blood than someone should be pumping in a lifetime; don't rush the healing process if you don't have to."
>"I'll be sure to keep that in mind." she says handing you another book, "This one goes up there as well."
"Sorry I couldn't be there sooner though."
>"Mr. Anonymous it's not your fault. You couldn't have predicted what would happen."
"No but I could hav-"
>Cheerilee smacks your legs with one of her crutches, "Now, don't start going into "what if" scenarios. What's happened, happened. Just be glad with the fact that you stopped it from getting worse."
>Tell that to the student that died.
>You didn't know him very well but it was apparent other students here cared about him.
>According to Pinkie Pie, some of the other students who went on that trip to Camp Everfree don't seem to smile or socialize as often as they used to.
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>>28773612
>Not to mention those four delinquents who tried to pick a fight with you cited his passing as one reason why they should get rid of you.
"I know, but the after effects of that trip are still being felt by more than a few individuals it seems."
>"Well that's just par for the course after such a horrific event. Time heals all wounds as they say, but it never specifies how much time each individual needs."
>No kidding.
>You continue sorting and replacing books with her. Despite her attempting to take on more than she can actually handle, you can see she does appreciate the help.
>During that time she tells you of her time and frustrations recovering and her rehab sessions while she was on medical leave. Which isn't really all that exciting to be honest.
>You don't really mind listening though, its quite clear she needs someone to talk and vent too.
>Eventually, you manage to complete all her work well before the second to last school bell rings.
"I better get going now. Take care Ms. Cheerilee."
>"Thank you Mr. Anonymous. For everything." she states with a smile and a wave.

>Exiting the library, you head to an empty chem lab and lock the door behind you.
>Checking your watch, you grimace.
>While you don't mind helping out, it took a little longer than you planned. Hopefully none of the vials burst.
>You take your time examining some of the cooking liquids in their beakers.
>Thanks to a little convincing and a small bribe, Principal Celestia and Luna allowed you to "borrow" one of the chemistry rooms to brew up your potions and oils.
>Part of you wonders why you didn't think of this before, as the school has access to a wider variety of compounds that you normally would have to go through a lot of hassle to get.
>Though the two heads of the school have given you this space, you avoid making explosives and grenades here.
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>>28773634
>Last thing you need is some curious student walking in and getting the bright idea of playing with whatever you make. Or worse, consuming a potion you left cooking on a burner.
>That's not going to be a pleasant day for anyone...
>With that in mind, you make sure to take what you need to bring back to the farm and set aside a couple of the more "reactive" ingredients to bring later with Big Mac's help.
>Turning off the burner, you wait a few moments for a vial filled with a black viscous liquid to settle.
>Giving it a sniff and a cursory inspection, you end up corking it and putting it alongside a tray with three other identical vials.
>And with that you've finished the last batch of Black Blood, Vampire and Cursed Oil.
>Since your encounter last week, you're gonna keep at least one vial of each on your person from now on.
>You've been getting complacent.
>Double checking your work you place them into your vial holster and put that into a hardshell backpack.
>Maybe you should look into getting some of those injector pens, could play those off as diabetic or allergy medication.
>Granted, those are a little more costly per unit than simple plastic or glass vials.
>*Knock* *knock*
>"Anon?" a female voice calls from the other side.
"Who is it?" you ask without looking away from what you're doing.
>"It's the person who let you use this room." the voice says in a sing-song manner.
>Rolling your eyes, you lock the case of Calcium Equum and put it back into the cabinet.
>Heading to the door and opening it, you see a beaming Principal Celestia standing in front of you.
>"Hello Anon."
"Celestia" you reply with a curt nod. "What can I do for you?"
>"Oh I just had some free time and wanted to see how the room was to your liking."
"As you can see I'm doing fine. Spent a little time helping Cheerilee earlier."
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>>28773643
>Your guests smile falls a little, "Yes I heard about her coming back from my sister, I was a little apprehensive of letting her back to work so soon. How is she?"
"She'll be fine, just needs a little help once in awhile though."
>Celestia walks inside and sees all the vials and chemistry equipment out.
>"Doing a little experiment?" she asks.
"Not quite."
>Celestia picks up one of the spare vials of Swallow potion you have clamped on the stand and swirls the contents around.
>"What is it?"
"A witcher potion."
>"Anon? I really hope you didn't just borrow this room for that roleplay club." she says "Because I've told them countless times before that-"
"It's not for that, those potions are what keep me alive. That one right there enhances my body's recovery rate so wounds heal faster in minutes versus hours and days."
>Her eyes widen in surprise.
>"Really? Something like that sounds like it would be incredibly useful for modern medicine."
"It would be, if it wasn't for the fact Witcher potions are incredibly toxic."
>"Toxic?"
"Let me put it this way, it would be like you drinking a liter of bleach and chlorine."
>Celestia cringes and gives the vial another look, "And you drink this stuff all the time?"
"Only when I need to. While I can metabolize the stuff easier, drinking too much of this would start killing me too."
>"You can't be serious..."
"Have you ever known me to joke around?" you retort.
>"No. Can't say I have. Though I admit, the idea of you making such poisonous solutions is giving me second thoughts on our arrangement."
>Opening your hand, she gives you the vial back.
"So what's the real reason you're here?"
>"Like I said, it's to-"
>You give her a deadpan look and she sighs.
>"Oh fine. Luna and I would like to know if you would join us on a night out tonight. Our treat."
>Well this is new.
"The occasion?"
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>>28773651
>"Just a chance to unwind after a long work week. My sister and I do this every chance when we can make time."
>Shaking your head, you decline.
"As much as I would like that, I still have some more vampire oil to make."
>"Vampire oil? Yes, I remember you mentioning vampires before." she says, "Anon, can't you just use garlic or holy water to keep them away?"
"If I wanted to get myself killed sure." you say waving your hand, "Garlic, holy water, stakes, none of those things actually work. Besides, after what happened last week I need to make more preparations against them."
>Celestia raises a brow, "What happened last week?"
"Got kidnapped by a hit squad consisting of werewolves led by a vampire. Long story short, if it wasn't for some lucky circumstance I wouldn't be talking to you right now."
>You purposely keep Vinyl and Octavia's role in the incident to yourself. It's not your place to spill their secrets.
>The Principal grows quiet, and you can feel the change in atmosphere.
>"Anon, I know this might sound strange coming from me but I'm worried that your activities might be endangering Sunset and the others considering how much time you all spend together."
"..."
>She folds her arms, "Anonymous? Are you listening?"
"The thought has occurred to me." you reply.
>"I know they're your friends, but they're also my students. I know I flirt and tease with you, but their well being is also one of my top concerns. I haven't forgotten the reason that brought you here to Canterlot in the first place."
>Her eyes don't betray any sense of kidding around. Celestia is serious about this.
>"You've been teaching Sunset Shimmer how to defend herself with a sword correct?"
"Yes."
>"Anyone else?"
>You set down the vial and place a hand on your medallion.
"..."
>"Please don't lie to me. I'm not mad, just concerned."
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>>28773675
"Rainbow Dash, and Applejack. Rarity occasionally assists me."
>Celestia nods her head, "Is that all?"
"Yes."
>Principal Celestia walks up to you and places a hand on your shoulder causing you to tense up slightly.
>"Anon, in the short time we've known each other you haven't shown me any reason to distrust you so I trust you to do what you think is best."
>You're probably not going to tell her about that Axii hex you put her under a while ago. That'll probably be your little secret.
>Turning to face her, she smiles. Not a sultry or seductive one, but just a friendly smile.
>"Please, just make sure they stay safe."
"Never planned on doing otherwise."
>Nodding her head, she walks back out the door.
>"If you change your mind later, just give me a call Anon. Maybe we can get together some other time."
>Lowering her eyelids in a sultry manner, she coos. "I'll be waiting~."
>After she turns the corner, you resume your neutral expression and get back to work.
>While nothing she's told you is new, being reminded of it does get you thinking of your future here in Canterlot.
>You told Applejack that you would be with her for as long as possible, but now you're wondering if that's really what's best.
>Before you realize it though the final school bell rings.
>Sighing, you pack everything up to meet Applejack.

>Ugh...
>Your brain hurts.
>Science was never your strong suit. Thankfully, you got both Sunset and Twilight as lab partners.
>Though they were speaking all fancy like to each other that you just ended up doodling in your notebook.
>So long as they do all the tough thinking, you're perfectly fine with doing the physical part of the project for the upcoming science fair in a few weeks.
>Though you still have no idea what Twilight's experiment is actually about.
>What was it again? A flux capacitor?
>...
>No you're pretty sure that that's from a movie. Though wouldn't that be something.
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>>28773687
>Well, whatever it is you really hope Twi doesn't make it so complicated that it'll fizz out when you show it off.
>Or worse...
>You personally just wanted to make a simple baking soda volcano, but ever since that incident last year Principal Celestia and Luna banned them.
>Either way, right now you're just glad school's out so you can get some alone time with Anon.
>Actual alone time too. Not training, no witcher or magical shenanigans, just some quality time alone with your boyfriend.
>Exiting the front door to the school, you see Anon sitting by the statue outside reading a book.
"Hey Anon!" you call out.
>He looks up and smiles just a little.
>"About time, you took a little longer than usual."
"Well Sunset, Twilight and I were making a schedule on when we should work on our science project."
>"Oh? What about?"
>You shrug.
"Ah dunno, personally what they were talking about was too complicated fer me to understand."
>"AJ, you really need to pay more attention."
>You give him a light punch.
"What are you? My keeper?"
>"Maybe in certain ways." he teases.
"Anyway, Sunset and I plan on sleeping over at Twi's house tomorrow night, get as much work done as we can. Twi wants as much lead time on this darn project as she can."
>"Darn, and I had plans with you. Guess I'll have to go hang out with Big Mac."
>You roll your eyes.
"Oh hush now sugarcube, I really need this grade."
>"Well if you need anything just give me a call and I'll be there in as fast as I can."
>You wrap your arm around his as you two walk towards the truck.
"And that's why I love ya. Always thinking about me."
>"Actually, I was thinking more about Sunset. She's still my meal ticket."
>You look at him with an incredulous expression until you see the knowing smirk.
>Punching him in the shoulder again, you both chuckle.
"Jerk."
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Hopefully the wait on this hasn't killed you too badly, thankfully we got a few other awesome stories to keep you entertained.
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>>28773704
Hi.
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>>28773704
Based Axii delivers. Have a applebutt bump from 9.
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>>28773835
Make more writefag. I WANT MOAR!
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>>28773651
I swear those Diamond Dog monster hunter wannabes are going to steal a potion and drink it. Fucking idiots.
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>>28764321
>>Looking back it appears to be a naked Sunset rubbing her face and chest against your back
f-fug
dammit JORDAN
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>>28764351
holy shit anon is a monster in disguise

also jordan is adorable
and for some reason loves disguising as sunset
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>>28774917
I like to think Anon as an early less shit Naruto. A SHITTON of power in body, but he might go berserk and rip apart everyone around him until he gets knocked unconscious. Sunset turns Anon on, also has a crush on her, ergo Jordan gets more "love" from Anon as a sexy naked Sunset that rubs herself all over him.
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>>28746972
>You slowly pry your eyes open to the sound of birds chirping in the trees
>You squint at the sunlight peeking through the blinds, and stretch yourself out.
>What a lovely sleep. Best one you've had this week.
>Who knew the sofa could be that comfy to sleep in.
>Hang on, you're on the sofa.
>Suddenly it all comes back to you.
>Standing up tall, you rummage through your pockets and pull out your phone.
>You turn the screen on and look at the time.
>8:45? Fifteen minutes to get to school.
>In an instant, you're fully awake.
>Scrambling around the room, yourun upstairs and burst into you room.
>Pulling out a jumble of clothes, you strip off and tactically jump into them.
>You look over to the alarm clock by your bed.
>8:50, ten minutes to get to school.
>You rush downstairs and straight into the kitchen.
>Rummaging through the cupboards, you grab a few chocolate bars and rush out the door.
>Locking it, you head down the road.
>You take two steps, then realise you're missing something.
>Mentally kicking yourself, you run back into the house and grab your school bag from the hall.
>Locking the door once more, you sprint down the street.
>If you keep this pace up, you should make it in time, hopefully.
>Your legs burn as you pelt down the street.
>The heavy bag doesn't help either.
>Nearing the statue, you slow to walking pace and take a breath.
>That's you tuckered out for the day. You just hope you dont have gym first period.
>The deep rumbling of a car engine catches your attention.
>Looking around, you spot Anon stepping out of his car.
>You did say you needed to talk to him
>Jogging up to, you wave and grab his attention
>He mutters under his breath as he walks towards you
>"What do you want now?"
>His annoyed tone of voice stops you for a second
"Anon, I wanted to apologise about last night, I didn't think any of that would happen, especially with Rainbow and the whole standing in front of you car"
>You giggle nervously and run a hand through your hair
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>>28775832
Name, my friend.
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>>28775832

"Okay look," You straighten up.
"The only reason we invited you, well Pinkie invited you herself."
>Focus Sunset, you're getting sidetracked.
"We thought you looked lonely, I mean you didn't seem to have any friends, and you started school recently so..."
>You trail off and rub your arm, waiting for Anon's reply.
>"Okay, but it doesn't mean 'Pinkie' or whatever it was can just barge into my space, invite me to a party and then start shit with me when I don't show up."
>He runs a hand through his hair, sighing from exasperation.
>"I get that you're trying to do something nice for me, and that's great, but I'm good for now yeah?"
>He jingles his keys and walks past you and through the school doors.
>You cant just leave it at that.
>You just need to persuade him a little.
>Wasting no time, you run through the doors and catch up to Anon.
"Anon wait!"
>He turns to you, looking twice as annoyed as before.
"Listen, just meet me at lunch so I can explain in full. Please?"
>His face softens slightly. Maybe he's actually considering it.
>He pulls out his phone and starts tapping away on it.
>"Fine, but don't bring your friends, especially that rainbow haired dyke looking smug little-"
"Okay okay, deal."
>"Good." He looks back up from his phone. "By the way, you're ten minutes late for the register. Later!"
>He turns heel and walks off down the hall.
>You quickly pull out your phone and check the time.
>9:10. Dammit.
>You sprint past Anon, down the halls and burst into the classroom.
>"Ah there you are Sunset, just in time."
>Miss cheerilees sing song voice calms your nerves a little. At least Miss Cheerilee isn't to harsh with you.
>Although you really don't want to get on her bad side.
>Sighing heavily, you drag yourself to a chair and drop onto it.
>Your stomach grumbles at you.
>You never did get anything to eat.
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>>28775850

>You never did get anything to eat.
>Going through your bag, you pull out a chocolate bar and slyly rip it open.
>As sneakily as you can you pull up your bag onto the table and hide behind it.
>You bite into the rich chocolate, savouring it's dark taste.
>Gulping down, you quickly finish off the rest and stuff the wrapper in your pocket.
>With your stomach calmed, you move your bag and focus on Miss Cheerilee.
>"-And so gym will moved to last period for all of you due to the repairs."
>The bell rings throughout the school halls.
>"Okay everyone, have a good day!"
>You wave to Cheerilee as you go out, and head to your class.

Sorry for the small update, I've really busy. Pastebins been updated: http://pastebin.com/UcG73ANS

I need a better story name

>>28775835
Cheers mate
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>>28775908
Saving your story to my favorites list by the way.
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>>28775908
The story name works. I don't see a need to change it.
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>>28775920
Cheers man

>>28775928
Alrighty then

Shit phone wont let me upload images, bollocks

Anyone else having problems with loading pages?
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>>28776051
Not right now, only if the servers are fucking up. Or its your phone.
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>>28777131
That's fucking creepy looking.
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>>28773704
Thanks for the update Axii, great work as usual!

>>28775908
>Eating a plain dark chocolate bar
Sunset confirmed for horrible taste, but besides that I can't wait to see more

>>28774946
Wow, you're right and wrong Anon. I won't tell you how much or about what though.

Also because of a minor existential crisis I had while I patrolled the cars during the night update has been pushed to tomorrow. Sorry, hope you guys have a happy Halloween!
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>>28774811
Are you sure?
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>>28741816
>Then that new kid Anon sneaks by and buys the ice cream sandwich.
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>>28779992
DO IT!
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>>28780293
B-but it's shit.
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>>28780389
pic related.
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>>28780396
Srsly, Anon. Why do you want that story to be continued? I lack not only writing skills but also self-esteem.
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>>28780413
I will find you, bend you over, then plant my boot so far up your ass I can tie my shoelaces through your nostrils, then I will use you like a fucking puppet to finish the damn green. DO IT ALREADY, YOU START SHIT HERE, YOU BETTER FUCKING FINISH IT!
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>>28780429
Can you tell me why, tho?
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>>28780436
I want your green to read dumbass, THAT FUCKING SIMPLE! DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU AGAIN?!
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>>28780451
Pls, yes.
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>>28780710
Just fucking write your damn story lazyass.
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>>28780823
Ok, Ok. On a free day.
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>>28781033
do it now
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>>28781033
geez you get off to anything don't ya?

keep writing green fappy
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>>28780710
We're pretty starved for writers compared to other threads, and your story isn't nearly as bad as you think. Please just keep writing, if only so you can get some practice if nothing else.
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>"Trick-or-Treat"
"Here."
>You dump two mini-chocolate bars into each of the kids buckets and bags.
>"Thank you!" they all shout out before leaving.
>Closing the door you sigh.
>Halloween was never your favorite holiday. Usually you would spend it camping out somewhere remote if you could.
>With everyone dressing up as monsters and other creatures of folk-lore it made doing your job difficult.
>Granted, it's also an occasion where you can wear your preferred attire without people giving you curious looks.
>Tonight though you were supposed to be having a guys night out with Big Macintosh at the bar.
>Unfortunately, Rarity's dad got a bad case of food poisoning so Big Mac ended up going in his place to chaperone Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.
>Putting the bowl of candy on a small table by the door, you see Applejack approaching you.
>She's dressed in a black leather jacket, matching leotard and fishnet stockings.
>Apparently she says she's dressed as some sort of superhero, but you neither care nor mind.
>The costume hugs tight in all the right places...
>"How many that time?"
"Three, one a mummy, another a zombie and the last came as some sort of futuristic soldier."
>"Spooky stuff." she says sarcastically. "Though those undead costumes give me the willies sometimes."
"Eh, after fighting real undead, it kind of loses it's shock value after the third time. But if you want scary? Remind me to show you what a zuegal looks like."
>"Ha ha... Ah think I'll pass." she says, giving you a nervous laugh. "Sorry yer plans with Big Mac changed. Ah know you'd rather be out drinking."
"It's fine. As long as Apple Bloom has a fun time."
>"Well it's Rarity's turn to man the door for trick-or-treaters. C'mon back in and let's enjoy the party. Dash just popped in the next movie"
"Watching "scary" movies and eating junk food hardly constitutes a party."
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>"Oh hush ya big lug." she says kissing you on the cheek, "Though ah wish you'd get in the spirit and wear a costume."
"I am wearing a costume. I'm dressed up as a witcher."
>"Sugarcube, they're yer work clothes." she retorts in a deadpan fashion.
"That just means my costumes authentic."
>Applejack just stares at you.
"Fine, next year I'll dress up as something else. Like the King of the Wild Hunt or something."
>"Thank you."
>*Ding* *Dong*
"Guess I'll take care of this one..."
>Opening the door and to your surprise is Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
>Both are dressed as a werewolf and vampire respectively.
>"Hey guys, Trick-or-Treat." the vampire-dressed-as-a-werewolf says.
"Aren't you two a little old to go trick-or-treating?" you ask with a raised brow.
>Vinyl looks at you like you just killed a puppy in front of her.
>"Dude, it's free candy!"
>"Plus it's the one night of the year where-"
"Where Vinyl can act like a vampire." you interrupt, "If she wants to."
>Dropping two bits of candy for each, they smile at each other satisfied.
>"Thank you Anonymous." Octavia says.
>Nodding your head, Rarity comes up behind you and nips your neck with a pair of fake fangs.
>"Darling it is my turn to relieve you... of all your BLOOD! Bleh!" she tells you with a maniac laugh as you rub your neck.
>An awkward silence dawns as you and Applejack share an uncomfortable glance.
>Everyone stares at her costume, an old-era styled vampire.
>"What?"
>"Really?" Vinyl asks both incredulously.
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"Don't look at me."
>"Or me." Applejack adds.
>"Oh uh Vinyl! Darling how ar-"
>Vinyl holds up a hand, "Save it. I thought you were better than that Rarity."
>She sounds genuinly hurt...
"Oh dear, I didn't mean to- but Octavia is dressed like a vampire just like I am."
>"That's because I said it was okay!"
>Vinyl scowls. "I thought we were friends."
>Octavia gently grabs Vinyl's arm, "Vinyl."
>"Racist." Vinyl hisses out before walking away before vanishing in a puff of smoke.
>Rarity is left flabergasted.
>"But I... I... oh... I should go change..."
>Turning around, only to come nose-to-nose with Vinyl in her vampire state.
>"Boo."
>Vinyl drops in a pouncing stance with her claws raised.
>"WAAGAHHHHHH!" Rarity screams jumping into your arms and hugging your neck for dear life.
>Vinyl reverts her transformation and falls to the floor laughing.
>"Oh my god, you actually thought I was serious!" she says wiping a tear.
>"Vinyl that was mean!" Octavia chastises.
>"I-I-I w-w-as-as-n't s-s-cared!" Rarity states as she holds onto your neck shaking for dear life.
>"Well, if yer all done. Anon and ah are gonna go back to watching our movie."
>"What movie?" Vinyl asks.
"Army of Darkness I think it was called."
>"Oh crap, I gotta see this! C'mon Tavi I know you haven't seen this movie!"
>The vampire drags her friend inside the house.
>Applejack just shrugs, "The more the merrier ah guess."
>Letting Rarity down, you watch as she just sits in the chair by the door.
>Taking out her false-fangs she pouts.
"You okay?"
>"I'm fine darling, one must learn to take pranks in stride."
>You hear a commotion in the other room where everyone is gathered.
>She gives you a small smile. "Just another Happy Halloween. But that doesn't mean I can't think of a way to get back at her."
"Well good luck with that."
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>>28783881
Based Axii.
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>>28783921
>*Ding**Dong*
>Rarity opens the door.
>"Oh hello Twilight, Sunset, glad you two could finally make it."
>Twilight walks inside dressed up as some kind of robot while Sunset Shimmer comes in wearing an outfit...
>That almost looks exactly like a more feminine version of yours. With a fake scar across her nose and a pair of fake swords slung across her back.
>"Sorry we're late. I had a few last minute touches I wanted to get... before... oh... h-hey Anon... I thought you were going out with Big Macintosh tonight..."
"He went to chaperone Apple Bloom and her friends. We had to cancel."
>You stare her down.
>Applejack stifles a laugh while Rarity tries to diffuse the situation.
>"Sunset you made a marvelous costume. Didn't she Anon?"
"Yeah... it's... really close to the original."
>Sunset rubs the back of her head and Twilight shifts on her heels.
>"Awkward..." Twilight says.
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Just something I wrote up in my spare time for Halloween.
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>>28783949
Good work. Happy Halloween.
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>>28783889
Awww, Anon cant wear his work clothes? I guess it is cheating.
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>>28783921
Vinyl is the best, GG.
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>>28783949
Kek, Sunset needs a pic of her "costume". Now if you will excuse me, I need to go replace my sides.
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>>28784918
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>>28783949
I kek'd

>>28785911
Would breed/10
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>check out Alone in Equestria after weeks of absence
>axii and YNF still going strong
>even more green than before
>grab tea, make myself comfy while catching up

sometimes life is just good.
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>>28786757
>sometimes life is just good
but mostly, it's not
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>>28786757
>be me yesterday
>get on /mlp/ for the first time in months
>hey look, this thread I read a while back is a general now
>the original story was never finished, but there's one about anon being a witcher and a whole bunch of other ones
>sweet
I just finished getting up to date a minute ago about Axii's one. It's pretty good
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>>28786799
wake me up

>>28786825
make sure to read YNFs aswell, his story is very enjoyable too
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>>28786897
I'll be sure to check it out later. Do you have a few others that I should check ?
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>>28786929
eh, I don't really know, I really only read Axiis and YNFs
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>>28787173
That kills the man.
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>>28787308
what are you trying to imply here?
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>>28787648
N-nothing, miss Rarara.

My update is still not ready.
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>>28787648
Fappy is writing now, and being a little bitch,
>>28787308
WRITE MORE AND PEOPLE WILL NOTICE YOU!
>>28787719
FINISH IT FUCKER! I WANT TO READ IT!
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>>28787728
I MUST SLEEP NOW. I WORK 5/4 OF A JOB POSITION. I'M NOT ONLY BUSY AND RETARDED, I'M ALSO A SLOW WRITER.

Screaming is fun.
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>>28787763
yes
Godspeed anon
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>>28787173
There are a lot of good greens in the OP m8 check some.

>>28786929
I recommend you Sea Urchin's Paranormal Predicament. Confirmed keks.
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>>28788406
>There are a lot of good greens in the OP m8 check some.
will do, but I'm still catching up on Axii and YNF, and I guess now I have to give Fapmans story a try
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>>28789335
Sorry for lack of updates, went to a halloween party and woke up in some grannys hedge, so yeah.
I'll try and update tomorrow.
Bump.
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>>28789967
And i forgot my trip, shit.
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>>28790001
Get home and work off your party.
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>>28791307
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>>28791985
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>>28751137
>darker than black
/POL/ GET OUT OF MY THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28793166
>not knowing your weeb show
fail sir, fail.
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>>28779102
Yea so stuff is going just great, I'm not dead, everything is fineeee
Look forward to update tomorrow!
No maTteR WhaT
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>>28793619
It's hard you know, to balance yourself between weeb and non-weeb
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Welp, I just finished YFN's story
Going for sea Urchin's
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just read Fapman's


write more
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>>28794144
Dubs confirm suicide march.
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>>28794305
Is it safe?
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>>28795748
Yes, pester him to make more.
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>>28795748
it's safe af
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>>28795007
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Just an update for everyone: I'll try to get the next update up sometime tomorrow.
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>>28797470
Sounds good.
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>>28798377
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>>28799518
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>>28764351
>Pinkie?
>You hold the phone to your ear as you peek out from the kitchen
>You can see shadows in the hallway
>Looks like Pinkie, someone else, and what the hell is that?
>It looks like a large rectangle
>”Nons are ya there?”
>Oh shit, gotta talk and stuff
“Y-yep I am!”
>Since when do you say yep?
>”Oh good, I was just wondering if you were home cause I was waiting for you outside your building!”
>Uhh
“You know I can see your shadows through the doorway, right?”
>You see Pinkie’s head poke out the side of the empty doorframe
>”Oh my gosh Nonny, what happened to your door!?”
>Pinkie walks through the doorway snapping her head all around the place
>”WOW, it looks like you had one wild party in here!”
>Straggling in behind her is Fluttershy panting lightly as she pulls something behind her
>”Oh, um hello…”
>You give her a small wave as she gets through the doorway only to see what she’s pulling behind her
>You don’t even know what that is honestly
>”You’ll have to invite us next time Nann!”
>It’s like someone decided to make a pie, but then wanted cake so they made that too
>Then they wanted more pie, and they kept repeating that cycle of wanting more of the other until it piled up so high that it’s taller than you
>Pinkie stops just short of the kitchen in front of you with a big smile as Fluttershy tries to catch her breath against a wall
>You point limply to the pillar of dessert
“Uh, Pinkie what is that?”
>Pinkie tilts her head before nodding in realization
>Jabbing a thumb towards mount diabetes she smirks
>”You mean the 10 layered Pinkie Cake-pie™!?”
>Did she just say that it was trademarked?
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>”Yes I did! I’ve been working on getting it registered now for months!”
>Wait what?
>Pinkie pulls out a stack of tiny print paper
>Holding it up she points to the tiny font
>”It’s actually a pretty complicated procedure to get a trademark registered! First you have to go through the USPTO’s rigorous ba—“
>Your mind becomes a bit hazy as Pinkie starts telling you the difference between trademarks, service marks, patents, and copyrights
>You did NOT need this explained
>Nor did you WANT it to be
>You place a hand on Pinkie’s shoulder which causes her to stop abruptly
>Is she alright?
“Pinkie I’m more interested in WHAT that is.”
>Pinkie twitches before cracking a small smile
>”U-uh yea, of course!”
>She steps back and shows off the 10 layered Pinkie Cake-pie™ with a wave of her arms
>”It’s only natural to be curious about what lies inside this giant testament to sweet-tooths everywhere!”
>She folds her arms while standing in front of the abomination of sweetness
>”This bad boy has it all! It’s chalk-full chocolate, vanilla, marble, red-velvet, Boston cream, yellow, and apple flavors of pie AND cakes!”
>Saliva begins to drip from your mouth as the sweet aroma of the cake pie and her description kindle the hungry flames of your stomach
>That’s quite the uh
>”And that’s not even mentioning the alternating layers of frosting and crust types!”
>No way…
>Your stomach is now audibly growling at you to devour the tower of sugar power before you
>Blinking you become aware of the weird stares Pinkie and Fluttershy are giving you
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“I may be just a bit hungry.”
>You see a small smile behind the giggling Fluttershy as Pinkie give you a big toothy smile
>”Well why didn’t you say so Nanners!? We can just have a slice before dinner, our secret!”
>Fluttershy raises a hand
>”Uh, I don’t know Pinkie… Shouldn’t we wait till AFTER dinner? I mean, sinceit’ssocloseandall…”
>Pinkie grins devilishly as she pulls you and Fluttershy into a conspiratorial huddle
>”Don’t worry about it Flutters; I won’t tell if YOU don’t, get me?”
>Her eyes shift to you with a sudden intensity as she puts emphasis on each word
>”You can keep a secret, just, between, us, right?”
>Her head kept getting closer to you with each word until it now is almost mushed against yours
>How long is her neck?
>”Ohhhh Nomomon!”
>You blink as Pinkie’s big blue eyes stare into yours
>”You can keep a secret just between the two of us, riiiiiggghhttt?”
>You hear a mouse like cough
>”Uh, I’m here too you know…”
>Pinkie’s head snaps to Fluttershy before she lets out
>”Oh yea…”
>Her face rubber bands back to you still laced with curiosity
>”So can you keep a secret between the THREE of us?”
>Is there really a reason to keep you three having a slice of the pie cake before dinner a secret?
>Pinkie nods as her head retracts to normal not-in-your-face levels
>”Of course there’s a reason we’d have to keep it super top secret!”
>Seems like even Fluttershy is curious as to why as she pipes up
>”And why does this have to be a super top secret?”
>Pinkie gasps and whips her head between the two of you with a look of utter shock
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>Stepping back Pinkie points toward the amalgamation of desserty goodness
>”Don’t you two get just how much power the 10 layered Pinkie Cake-pie™ holds over the hearts of mortals!?”
>How much power it holds over the hearts of mortals?
>You glance over to Fluttershy who seems to be just as confused as you are
“Enough to satisfy their stomachs?”
>Pinkie nods furiously
>”That’s right, BUT that’s not the only power of this incredible, edible, culinary masterpiece!”
>Pinkie hunches over as if she’s informing you of the most top secret of information possible
>”You see this wonderful Cake-pie is SOOOO tasty, it can cause people to go crazy with extreme jealousy if they can’t at least have a slice of one of its 10 flavorful layers.”
>You don’t think that anyone wou—
>”They call it, CAKEPIE MADDNESS!”
>She accentuates her reveal by waving her arms around
>You hear an eep beside you as you feel something clinging to your side
>Looking down you see Fluttershy clinging to your side while shivering
>Uh, does she need a hand?
>Pinkie steps in front of you before whispering
>”She’s showing the signs of stage 1 Cakepie Maddness!”
“She’s not inflicted with Cakepie Maddne—“
>Pinkie shoves a hand covered in frosting over your mouth
>“Shhhhh, there’s only one cure for this…”
>Mmm, buttercream
>Pinkie reaches behind her back and pulls out a kitchen knife
>Uh, what?
>”It has to be this way Anon, she’s already infected!”
>Now you’re not THAT stupid
>Pinkie raises the knife in the air like she just came out of Halloween after killing a couple other teenagers
>She’s just, uh gonna do something right?
>She slices downwards
>Oh shi—
>Before turning around and cutting into the Cake-pie
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>Should’ve saw that one coming
>Pinkie turns around with a wicked grin and two slices of cake on plates
>”You really should’ve seen that coming Non-non.”
>She holds the plates out to you and Fluttershy
>You grab one but notice that Fluttershy isn’t grabbing the other
>You look down and see Fluttershy is, rubbing her face against your side
>Is that Jordan?
>Pinkie is staring at Fluttershy as well
>Fluttershy seems to notice that you’ve all stopped what you’re doing and are staring at her
>to which she flies off of you as quickly as humanly possible
>”S-sorry, for some reason Anon’s side just felt so safe and comfortable…”
>Okkaaayyyy?
>Pinkie shakes her head before pretty much shoving the cake in Fluttershy’s face
>”So let’s just agree to never speak of the 10 layered Pinkie Cake-pie™ to ANYBODY, especially Sunset since she likes to pig out on my bake—“
>Her eyes go wide as she stops talking abruptly
>What’s wrong?
>You place the cake-pie on the counter as you turn to where her stare is pointed, at the kitchen and…
>The currently disguised as Sunset Jordan
>Better clear this up before anyone gets any weird ide—
>Pinkie jumps in front of you holding her arms out like an x
>”No, stay back! I won’t let you have him Sunset!”
>She calls the cake a he?
>Well it is big and shaped like a di—
>Wait, you should just clear this up
>As you move to reel in Pinkie Jordan’s face lights up like a Christmas tree
>It runs into Pinkie’s open arms tackling her into you
>Your lungs empty as the two collide and send all three of you to the floor with a loud *thump*
>”N-no, NO!”
>Openning your eyes you see Jordan hugging Pinkie tightly while rubbing its face against her chest
>”Y-you can’t convince me to give you sweets by being sweet!”
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>This would be more heart-warming if they weren’t doing it on top of you
>In another context, you feel as though you’d be begging for this exact thing to happen
>How bout you don’t think about things like that while Pinkie squirms on top of you?
“Hey Jordan, do ya mind hugging her while not on top of me?”
>Jordan open its eyes and stops rubbing itself into Pinkie’s cleavage to look at you
>You swear you can see the light of recognition ignite within Jordan’s eyes
>Wait, when did Jordan have norma—
>Jordan breaks the hug with Pinkie, only to instead hug both you and Pinkie
>So close, yet not actually what you wanted at all really
>You sigh as Pinkie accepts her hug and hugs Jordan back
>As nice as this is you really would rather be eating that cake-pie instead, or just not the center of hugs between two very nice smelling girls
>The aroma of bubble gum mixes and mingles with Sunset’s now familiar scent of lilacs
>NO, stop smelling girls!
>One of them isn’t even a girl!
>You think…
>You notice Fluttershy squatting down beside you out of the corner of your eye
>You tilt your head towards her
“Can I, help you?”
>With a small smile hiding behind her bangs Fluttershy stumbles out
>”I-I was just wondering, do you…”
>You smile at her act of helpfulness
>Guess Flutters is really nice
“Please do Fluttershy.”
>She lets out a noise you can only describe as a *squee* before
>Joining in the hug pile…
>The new smell reminiscent of citrus mixed with the forest enters the hug pile
>Most people would assume that someone would be offering to help someone stuck on the floor a hand to get back up
>Not to join in on the impromptu “let’s hug Anon” party
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“Ok, it’s been like 5 minutes guys; can we get off the floor now? I’m really hungry.”
>Your words seem to shake everyone out of their cuddle time
>The pile disengages as everyone gets off you
>Thank god Jordan understood you THAT time
>Fickle ass god
>A pink hand extends into your vison
>”Come on Noners, let’s eat some thank you for saving our lives 10 layered Pinkie Cake-pie™!”
>Wow that’s a mouthful
>You grab the hand and pull yourself back to full height
“Thanks, but what did you just call the cake-pie?”
>Pinkie blinks before smiling
>”I called it the thank you for saving our lives 10 layered Pinkie Cake-pie™!”
>It’s for you saving their lives?
>”Yep!”
>Well shit, you haven’t been rewarded for doing something in a while
>You pick up the slice on the counter and study it while you prod at it with a fork
>It feels kinda weird eating a gift, even if it’s a cake-pie
>You hear Fluttershy’s voice as you quietly ponder whether or not to eat the cake-pie
>”So why are you here Sunset? Aren’t you supposed to be with Twilight?”
>The sounds of happy chirps cause Pinkie and Fluttershy to do a double take
>You should say something
“Oh yea, that’s not Sunset; that’s the “changeling” I found earlier. I call it Jordan.”
>Pinkie and Fluttershy both inspect Jordan with curious glances
>”Wow, Jordie looks EXACTLY like Sunny!”
>”Well remember, Sunset said that they can change into an exact copy of anyone.”
>You thought other ones could, but Jordan couldn’t change the eyes
>Now though…
>You watch the smiling Jordan being poked by Pinkie while Fluttershy pets its head
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>You can’t help but smile as you watch them
>Your stomach grumbles at you once more as you stand there mesmerized
>Shit, better eat that cake-pie
>It was a gift, and gifts NEED to be appreciated
>And how do you appreciate food?
>You eat it!
>You snatch the plate off the counter with a salivating mouth
>You can smell the delicious aromatic fragrance of vanilla wafting to your nostrils
>If this tastes even HALF as good as it smells, oh boy
>Cutting a small piece you lift a forkful of vanilla goodness to your mouth an—
>”OH MY GOSH!”
>Fucking what!?
>You’re startled by a shouting Pinkie as your fork goes tumbling to the ground
>”Look at the time, we’ve got to get going if we want to make it to Twilight’s in time!”
>You’re first bite of cake-pie…
>”Oh my, you’re right Pinkie.”
>You were literally about to bite into it
>”Let’s bring Jordana along to meet the girls!”
>Now it lies on the floor dirtying it up with your broken furniture and vomit
>You feel a hand tugging at your shirt as Fluttershy walks past
>”Come on Nonerry, we’ve got a dinner date to make it to!”
>But cake-pie…
>Pinkie gently swipes your plate of cake-pie from your loose hands
>”Don’t worry, it’ll be here when you get back!”
>How does she know that?
>You don’t even have a door to protect all your stuff!
>”Oh don’t worry about that; I have a way to make sure no one comes in here!”
>Huh?
>You’re dragged out the doorframe with Jordan trailing behind you
>You see Pinkie pick up your fallen door
>She’s not going to like
>She then sets it up leaning on the doorframe
>”There, now no one will be able to get in your apartment!”
>Of course!
>You huff a sigh
>Guess your only hope is that anyone who goes in there sees how fucked the living room is and decides to just leave
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Sorry about the lack of updates, been having an existential crisis and a severe lack of wanting to write. However I have managed to best both of them; so updates should be back to normal. Till next time!
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>>28800819
Thanks YFNAnon, I am about to pass out so I will properly read it when I get up.
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>>28800819
>Jordana
my sides
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>>28800819
jordan a cute
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"Thanks Big Macintosh, I'll see you at six."
>"Eeyup." your older brother replies before driving down the road.
>Waving until you see him turn down the corner, you walk up to the large house he dropped you off in front of.
>"Hi Applejack." Sunset says walking down the street from behind you.
>She looks like she's seen better days with the way she looks right now. Hair undone, clothes full of creases and put on sloppily.
"Oh heya Sunset. Mornin'."
>She rubs her eyes, "Yeah. Morning."
"You sleep okay?"
>She shakes her hand in the so-so motion.
>"Not really. I just had this off-feeling all night last night. Maybe an hour or two of actual sleep."
"Hmm, well hopefully that feeling ain't ominous of our chances at the science fair."
>She chuckles, "Yeah. Knowing our luck though it'll probably be some magic monster or something from Equestria stirring up trouble again."
>You give her a deadpan stare.
>"I'm kidding."
"Yeah, well it ain't good to tempt fate like that."
>"I wonder why Twi wanted us here so early. I'm not used to getting up before six on a Saturday."
>Walking up to the door with her, you ring the doorbell.
>City folk...
>You and the rest of the family have no trouble being up at five.
>Internally, you relish the few opportunities you can feel superior to Sunset in something.
>Not that you're not as smart as Sunset.
>Or as talented.
>Or... as pretty.
>Shaking your head, you tuck those thoughts away.
>Gosh darn it AJ, what did Anon tell you when you were feeling that way about Rarity?
>That you're all of that and you don't need to compare yourself to anyone else.
>Taking a deep breath, you see Sunset rubbing the sleepiness still in her eyes.
>A closer look you can make out the dark bags still present underneath.
>Hell, she wasn't kidding when she said she didn't get much sleep.
"So what are we working on anyway?" you ask. "I didn't really know what you and Twi were talking about at class the other day."
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>"Oh, I'm not actually sure. We were discussing a few ideas in class but never really decided on what."
"Well as long as we can get a good grade I'm not really too picky."
>"Mr. Bond getting on your case again?" she asks.
"Eh, he's just concerned. I ain't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to that stuff."
>You hear thumping from the other side of the door, when you hear the lock come undone and Twilight opens the door.
>"Oh hey girls is it really seven already?" she says.
"Already?"
>You and Sunset share a concerned look.
>"Twilight, did you stay up all night again?"
>"Kinda..." she says with a yawn.
>"Hi Applejack, hi Sunset!" shouts Spike as the little dog runs in between her legs.
>Twilight pouts and closes her legs around the puppy's neck making his eyes bulge out and squirm.
"Heya Spike."
>The girl with the glasses ushers you into her home.
>"My Mom and Dad are on a month long vacation cruise and Shining is spending time with Cadance tonight so the house should be all to ourselves for the day."
"Well, least we won't have very many interruptions ah guess."
>"But remember Twilight, no parties!" Spike teases. "And no boys."
>"Oh be quiet spike."
>As you walk past the fireplace, you see the wolf medallion belonging to Twilight's granddad on the mantel.
>Thoughts drift towards Anon, but you refocus on the present.
>Twilight leads you downstairs into her house's basement where to your surprise seems to be some sort of laboratory and workshop.
>It kinda gives you a mad-scientist lair vibe. On one other table, you can see a disassembled magic necklace like the one she wore at Friendship Games.
>Sunset seems to have spotted it too and clears her throat.
>"Twilight, I really hope you aren't thinking of making *another* one of those magic amulets."
>"No, I was taking that one apart. I figured they were too much trouble with the way I built them."
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>>28802882
>Good. So far nothing good has come out of i-
>"That's why I built a new one that looks like an authentic witcher medallion!" she proudly states.
>What...
>The girl zips towards a small safe and turns the combination lock.
>Opening the metal door, she pulls out a small metal wolf head hanging on a thin rope cord. Compared to the one upstairs and Anon's, Twilight's looks a bit... different to say the least.
>It's a bit robotic looking, and has little red eyes.
>Suddenly the eyes begin flashing as she holds it near Sunset.
"See, this one detects magic by both vibrating and lighting up. Though you can turn off the eyes if they become too bothersome."
>She flips a switch on the back and the eyes shut off.
>Holding out her hands, she offers it to Sunset.
>"Once I get all the kinks worked out, I'd like you to have it." she says. "It's made to detect magic within a certain radius of the wearer, but since we radiate magic passively it would go off constantly."
>Sunset gives you an unsure look.
>"But that's not why we're here." Twilight states, putting the medallion back into the safe.
>Walking towards a workbench, Twilight presents something covered with a cloth.
>Ripping the sheet off, a glove-like object mounted on a plastic arm.
>On the back of the fingerless arm glove is an outer ring is dotted with wire-lights and circuitry all over.
>"Um... Twilight?"
"It looks like a fancy glove."
>"Oh it's much more!" she says excitedly, taking the glove off the stand and putting it on.
>"This doesn't look like any of the ideas we came up with in Mr. Bond's class."
>"That's because I came up with this the last night!"
"What's it do exactly?"
>"I'm glad you asked. It's a multipurpose diagnostic tool."
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>Pressing a button on the side of the index finger with her thumb the device lights up.
>An orange circle forms around the back of the hand and portions of the glove that spreads across the wires and clear plastic that surround the glove.
>Twilight shows off the device by extending her palm where another smaller ring with a small glowing keypad appears.
>You let out a whistle.
>"It's only in the prototype stage right now. But look."
>Pressing a few buttons on the glove, she turns on a small computer next to the stand.
>She motions with her hand and the small mouse pointer moves with it.
>Gesturing with her finger, the pointer clicks on a program and opens it.
>"And that's not all."
>Smiling, she presses a few more buttons and various devices around the room turn on and off.
>"Eventually I plan on including a flashlight, a wireless communications device, a mini-camera that records audio and video, and a small computer."
"So right now it's some sort of fancy futuristic multi-tool?" you bluntly state.
>"Maybe something more like... an omni-tool."
>Sunset cringes, "Eh... name could use a little work."
>Turning off the glove, the lights dim and she puts the device back onto the table.
>"Once I get my hard light experiment fully working, this device will incorporate that so it'll be less bulky than a cellphone."
>Hard...light?
>Can light even be hard? Sounds like a whole bunch of sciency mumbo-jumbo.
>"Imagine it: holographic displays, communications, games, and readouts all at literally at the palm of your hand."
>Twilight is really on a different level than you when it comes to this stuff.
"So this is going to be our science experiment?" you ask.
>"That's the idea."
"Then what are Sunset and I supposed to do?"
>Twilight holds up a finger to answer, only for her eyes to widen in shock.
>"Uh..."
>You facepalm.
>Spike sighs, "I told you Twilight."
>Twilight grimaces, "I know, I know Spike."
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>She sighs, "I just wanted to make sure everything was ready for my first group science project. Then one thing led to another and it's already half-way done now."
>"While we appreciate the proactive approach Twilight; Mr. Bonds is gonna know Applejack and I didn't do anything."
>"Sorry girls... I was just so excited." Twilight says sadly.
>You pat the girl on the back.
"Eh, don't worry Twilight. Er... how long will that hard light stuff take?"
>"A first trial probably won't be able to be scheduled until few months from now at the cur-"
"Twi, the science fair is in two weeks."
>"Maybe we should come up with something else." she says sheepishly.
>"Well we should get started then." Sunset says pulling out her textbook, "We can use one of the ideas we came up with."

>Setting down your pencil, you frown.
>Your friends both fell asleep a good while ago in trying to work out your second attempt at a project: either some sort of laser or a more complicated but more (personally) impressive antigravity device.
>As Sunset lays on the couch, you can't help but find it adorable with how Spike is curled up in her lap snoring.
>Looking up at the clock on the wall, you can't help but let out a sigh. It's almost midnight.
>You three have been up at this all day.
>While you don't regret spending time with your friends to do this project, you can't help but feel guilty about earlier.
>In your eagerness, you hijacked what was supposed to be a group effort into a solo experiment.
>Well, on the bright side you have a plenty of time to work out your replacement project with Sunset and Applejack.
>You let out a yawn.
>But maybe... maybe tomorrow.
>You didn't get much sleep because you were working earlier and right now you just feel exhausted.
>Scooting out of your chair, you head to the fridge and pull out a carton of milk.
>You shake it, listen to the contents slosh inside and glance at the others to make sure they're still out.
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>Satisfied, you pull the cardboard flap and drink directly from the carton.
>You feel too tired and lazy to get out a glass right now.
>What your parents don't know won't hurt them. Especially since this milk will expire long before they get back to find out.
>Drinking your fill, you put the carton back and close the fridge.
>Taking out a slice of pizza from the box of tonight's dinner you chew it silently as you just stare out into the darkness, lost within your own thoughts.
>You really need to make sure you don't go overboard again.
>Crystal Prep was a very competitive environment so there weren't many opportunities for group assignments or accolades unless you were involved in something that was specifically revolved around team effort.
>And you didn't have many friends anyway.
>Suddenly, you hear a creaking from upstairs and freeze.
>Looking back into the living room, Spike, Sunset and Applejack are still fast asleep.
>Shining called earlier and is with Cadance.
>So that means...
>Oh geeze...
>Your taser is in your room.
>Tiptoeing, you shake Sunset and Applejack awake.
"Girls... Spike...! I think someone's inside the house!" you hiss. "Wake up!"
>"Ugh... wait what time is it? Sunset says waking up.
"Someone's inside the house!"
>That instantly brings both of your friends awake.
>"Twilight stay here and call your brother." Sunset orders. "Spike you too."
"What about you?"
>"I'll check it out." she says pulling out a knife from her backpack.
>Anon must have gave her that one if you remember right.
>"I'll go too." Applejack says pulling her belt off and removing the buckle revealing the hidden blade.
>You quickly realize you're the only one unarmed.
>Frantically, you pick up a random object only to realize you grabbed a glue gun.
>...
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>>28802984
>Putting the tool down, you instead grab the fire poker from the hanger next to the fireplace.
>Dashing to the phone you dial Shining's number.
>C'mon... pickup, pickup, pickup.
>*thump* *thump*
>Pickuppickuppickuppickuppickuppickuppickuppickup!
>*click*
>"Ugh hello?"
"Shining!" you whisper out.
>"Twi? What are you doing still up?" he asks.
>You can hear Cadance's voice on the other end asking what's wrong.
>Looking out of the kitchen, you see Applejack and Sunset sneaking upstairs.
"There's someone in the house!"
>Your statement immediately wakes him up.
>"What did you just say?!"
>Before you can answer you hear Sunset scream from upstairs.
"Sunset!"
>"WHAT IN TARNA-!"
"APPLEJACK!" you shout out dropping the phone. "C'mon Spike!"
>"Twi? TWILIGHT?!" you hear Shining's voice cry out.
>You and Spike run upstairs towards the unknown.
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>>28802889
Damnit, THAT ISNT THE POINT TWILIGHT,DONT MAKE WORLD ENDING ARTIFACTS!
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>>28775908

>Well that whole thing was, unexpected.
>Hell unexpected isn't even the right word for it.
>You have expected it anyway after all that shit last night.
>Seriously. Who the fuck stands in front of a car and shouts shit at the driver? Do they want to be run over.
>Should have done it. If Rainbow cunt wants to play chicken, you'd happily oblige.
>Then again, how did she even get in front of you without even noticing?
>You would have seen her from afar easily; but she just appeared from nowhere.
>You make a mental note to look into it and head down the hall.
>Why did it have to be history first thing in the morning.
>You could snort a few lines of coke and still fall asleep.
>Might as well just get it done with.
>With maximum effort, you trudge along to class.
>You shuffle into class and take a seat at the back.
>At least you can finally try out your new toy.
>Leaning down, you go through your bag and pull out your newly built laptop.
>You flip it open and pull out the screens.
>Dual screen holodisplay. (patent pending)
>500GB ram, 100TB hard drive, 128 core processor and the best motherboard ever designed, probably.
>You are pretty good with this stuff.
>Well, you're very fucking good, if you say so yourself.
>With the screens on, you tap in your password and load up your favourite nigerian imageboard.
>Time to browse through stupidity.
>"Right class listen up."
>Mr Cranky's voice reverberates through the classroom, pulling you away from the glow of your screens.
>"Today, we'll be learning how and why the Yaks invaded the Saddle Arabian homelands, and what..."
>You zone out and browse the catalog
>Nope nope nope, shit.
>You switch tabs and check up on your regular threads.
>Bump
>Bump
>Bump
>Welp, nothing interesting there. You look up across the classroom and scan the room.
>Most of class looks like they're about to die from boredom.
>You look back to your laptop, but stop.
>Someone's looking at you.
>You look back up and scan the room again.
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>>28804058

>You eyes fall upon a purple skinned girl, who quickly looks away and buries her head in a book.
>It's one of the girls you saw last night.
>You can feel your paranoia setting in.
>Seriously, what's she looking at?
>It's actually creeping you out a little.
>Ignoring the niggling feeling of paranoia, you focus your attention on your laptop.
>You lazily swipe through the pages, opening tabs and saving random images.
>Anything to keep you awake in this nightmare that is history.
>You quickly glance up, checking up on Mr Cranky.
>He's still blabbering on, pointing to random pictures on the board.
>You look back to your laptop and bring up the diagnostic manager.
>Everything seems to be running smoothly, battery's discharging quicker than you would like it too.
>That can be sorted later.
>You close the program and bring up the device searcher.
>The small ring graphic spins round, searching for any devices.
>About 20 pop up at once, all belonging to your classmates.
>It's working even better than you thought.
>Although there's still kinks, it works like a charm.
>You scroll through the list and click on a device.
>It belongs to Mr Cranky, perfect.
>You click through various windows, and click on an action.
>This should be good.
>You look up as a phone rings through the classroom.
>Judging from the noise, it sounds like it's coming from your right.
>The teachers head snaps round to the class, his face twisting into an angry grimace.
>"Who's phone is that!?"
>He chucks his pen down onto the desk and stomps up to a grey skinned blonde girl.
>Aw shit, now you feel bad.
>The poor girl shrinks into her chair as she fumbles with her phone, trying to silence it's ringing.
>"Hand it over, now! I will not have people disturbing this class with their incessantly annoying phones!"
>You can see the girl quivering as she hands over her phone.
>Now you really feel bad.
>Cranky puts the phone on his desk and looks around the class.
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>>28804078

>"Anyone else caught messing with phones will be in detention. I suggest you silence your phones now."
>Within seconds of him speaking, everyone has their phone, quickly tapping and swiping away.
>You slide your phone out your pocket and turn on the screen.
>Happy it's on silent, you lock it and slide it into your jeans.
>Next, you quickly lean over and grab your bag.
>Lifting it onto the desk, you carefully place it behind the laptop, double checking it's hidden from the teachers gaze.
>You really don't want to tempt fate and get it taken off you.
>Mr Cranky surveys the room once more, before turning back to the board.
>"Right, now we can continue."
>Quickly looking back to your laptop, you scroll through the devices once more and click in another one.
>You read the detaila twice, making certain it's actually Cranky's phone.
>You tap through windows again and set his phone to ring.
>Three, two one.
>And go.
>Cranky stops midsentence as his own phone vibrates and rings uncontrollably.
>"Oh dammit", he shouts as he scrambles to find his phone.
>He pulls it out and quitens the ringing.
>Only for it to go off again.
>He growls as he angrily taps the screen, silencing it once more.
>He looks at the screen, then slides it into his pocket.
>Oh we're not through yet.
>You a button on your screen and look back up.
>His phone rings out again, elliciting a loud, donkey sounding noise as he pulls his phone out once more.
>You barely hear the school bell ring as the teacher grunts and taps away.
>With his phone silent, he turns to the class and grunts.
>"Right, I want you to research the Yak war and write a word essay on why it happened and the cause and effects of the war. No less than 4000 words. Understand?"
>The students all mumble and chatter as they pack up their things and leave the room.
>Packing up yourself, you get up and move to the door.
>You step out into the hall, when a hand taps you on the shoulder.
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>>28803009
Oh fuck, is Tirek making a return trip, or is it another monster mash swat team?
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>>28804108

>You look around, finding the purple skinned girl staring at you nervously.
>"Eh erm, hey, Anon, how's it going?"
>What? Why can't these girls just leave you alone?
"What do you want, a picture?"
>Erm no, heh heh."
>She nervously fiddles with her hair as she looks at you.
>"I couldn't help but notice your laptop. It's very interesting, would you mind showing it too me sometime? I would really love to know the specs and technology used. I've not seen anything like it before."
>Bitches always be digging your tech.
>Seriously though, why does she want to look?
>Is she trying to steal your secrets?
>She does look like the geeky brainy type, with all the books and the glasses and whatnot.
>Maybe she actually is interested in it; afterall it would be nice to talk about the stuff you make to someone who could understand the jargon and inner workings.
"Sure, I'm meeting one of your friends at lunch, so meet me there."
>You really need to learn their names.
>She smiles and straightens up.
>"Well I was thinking you could show me in our free period? Then we have lots of time to look and experiment with it, and stuff."
>Experiment? The fuck's she planning to do to it?
>Not only that, but since when did you have a free period? You weren't told that.
>Then again, you probably weren't listening.
>Oh well, free period fuck yeah.
"So we don't have gym class then?, you ask.
>"We do, it's last period instead of geography, but we don't have a teacher, he's off sick."
>Well that explains it.
>"Oh, I'm Twilight by the way, Twilight Sparkle."
>Right, that's one name to remember.
"And I'm Anon, though you already seem to know it. Oh well, you wanna go to the library then?"
>"Okay, It's nice and quiet in there with little distractions."
>You down towards the library, with Twilight in tow.

Sorry, I had no phone so I couldn't do anything. Hope you like the update though. I would have posted pictures too if i had any.
Pastebin's updated: http://pastebin.com/UcG73ANS
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>All this green
>mfw I need to study
Geee thanks writefriends.
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>>28805066
its a good thing
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>>28804151
Good update man, did Derpy get her phone back?
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>>28804151
Your pastebin will be added to the list next thread.
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>>28807197
Bumperido
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>>28804110
It's obviously Anon sneaking through the top window for... fun time.
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>>28809506
GET TO WRITING, I WANT MOAR!
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It's late and I haven't had alot of time to write a decent amount, I'll try and get an update posted tomorrow. Thanks for being patient with me.

>>28806125
Thanks, and you'll find out in the next update. There wasn't enough there to post.

>>28806610
Thank you anon
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>>28811986
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>>28802917
>an omni-tool
>Sunset cringes
She's not the only one
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>>28741816
Can I try and be a providing anon?
First time writefag
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>>28815394
Go forth!
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>>28815411
And prosper!
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>>28814727
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>>28816899
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>>28803009
>"Twilight..."
"I know Spike."
>Slowly, you keep both hands on the fire poker and nervously look around stairwell.
"Sunset? Ap-Applejack?" you call out.
>Spike starts sniffing the ground and walks towards your room.
>He points with his nose at the closed door.
>...
>You never close your door. At least not all the way.
>Putting your ear to it, you try to hear if there's any commotion inside.
>Grabbing the door knob, you turn the handle and push.
>The door creaks open the rest of the way.
>You flip the switch for the light, only for nothing to happen.
>Frantically, you jiggle the switch in some desperate attempt to make the light come on.
>You can't help but let out a whimper.
>The moonlight from outside is the only light in your dark room.
>Suddenly you hear a thumping from your closet.
>Oh this is every horror movie cliche you've ever seen!
>Eyeing your desk, you see your taser sitting next to your charging phone where you last left it.
>Quickly, you run over and grab it as well as opening your desk and grabbing a few flash pellets.
>A sense of relief overcomes you as you tightly grasp the little tool that Shining gave you.
>"Twilight... I don't like this..." Spike says.
"You and me b-both."
>Swallowing the lump in your throat, you reach out for the closet handle and take a deep breath.
>Pulling the sliding door, you gasp as you see Sunset and Applejack both lying unconscious inside.
"Applejack! Sunset!"
>Kneeling down you try to wake both of them.
"Spike go keep an eye on the door."
>"Right!"
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>>28817480
>After a few minutes of trying to shake both Sunset and Applejack awake, in desperation you just slap both your friends in the face.
>"Ow!" Sunset cries out grabbing her cheek.
>Applejack winces and peeks an eye out. "What the hay just happened."
"Are you two okay?"
>"Where are we?" Applejack asks.
"I found you inside my closet."
>"Last thing I remember is... seeing a large shadow suddenly glaring at me when suddenly everything went blank."
>"Ah don't know about you two? But I'm gettin' real sick of getting knocked out."
>As you process this knowledge, Sunset's eyes go wide as she sees something behind you.
>"TWILIGHT LOOK OUT!" Sunset screams.
>Pulling you down, into her chest, she extends her right arm forward.
>A loud boom is heard behind you as a deep voice curses out and crashes into your aquarium and shattering the glass and spilling its contents all over the floor.
>Looking back you see a hulking man picking himself up.
>How did someone so large get past Spike?!
"Spike I thought you were watch-"
>You see Spike fast asleep on the floor.
>Rising to his feet, the man opens his eyes and you can just make out the cat-like pupils staring back at you in the dim light.
>"A-Anon?" Applejack calls out.
"That's not Anon..."
>The man crushes the aquarium frame in his hand. His lower body now soaked in water.
>"Aard?" the man says. "Is this meant to be humorous?"
>That voice...
"Tirek...
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>>28817490
>"To think, you were my original prey girl." he shouts. "Tonight I'll rectify that error!"
>The witcher pulls aside his this fur cloak and pulls out one of his axes.
>His bear medallion flashes in the moonlight. Its bear visage only making you even more afraid.
>"Sunset, please tell me you can fight him..." Applejack asks.
>"I... I don't think so..."
>Tirek takes a step forward in the puddle of water at his feet.
>You draw your taser and point it at the man, flipping the switch on the side to increase the amount of volts delivered.
>He seems surprised at your action, and begins laughing.
>"Do you really think that'll work on me?"
>You don't answer and instead fire the device.
>When the electrodes imbed themselves into Tirek’s shoulder, he smirks.
"Tasers won't work on me girl."
>He takes a step towards you when you initiate the electric current.
>His body seizes up as electricity courses throughout his body and his muscles contract.
"Well it's a good thing this taser isn't a normal taser!"
>Applejack picks up Spike, "C'mon Twilight!"
"Alright!"
>You, Sunset and Applejack quickly get up and move towards the door, careful to avoid the puddle of water.
>To your horror, Tirek actually manages to mount an effort to fight through the current and reach out at you.
>You eject the cartridge and stop at the door frame as Tirek falls to his knees.
"Hey TIREK!"
>One of his eyes shifts to glare at you.
"FUCK YOU!"
>You toss one of your flash pellets into his face and a blinding light causes him to scream out in pain.
>As he rolls on the floor you can't help but admit that doing that felt really really good.
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>>28817527
>"Did you call your brother?!" Applejack asks.
"I did. And I really hope he's bringing help."
>You all run down the stairs and make for the front door when suddenly its kicked inward off the hinges.
>A similar sized figure enters the door and takes off his hood. "Dear, dear brother. Must I always clean up your messes?"
>The familiar visage of Tirek's younger brother appears in the little light in the room.
>"Hello Ms. Sparkle, apologies for the intrusion but I believe our Headmaster would like a word with you."
>He pulls out his own hatchet and walks towards you.
"Back door! BACK DOOR!" you say pushing the other two back.
>"GO GO GO!
>Scorpan sighs, "Why do they always r-?"
>Tossing another flash pellet onto the ground, you momentarily blind him.
>"GAH!"
>Exiting the house through the kitchen, you make your way to the back gate.
>"Whe- where are we going?!" Sunset asks.
"Anywhere but here!"
>*THWIP*
>"OW! What th-"
>Applejack pulls out a small metal dart from her arm.
>"Oh that ain't good."
>In only a couple seconds her eyelids become heavy.
>"Girls I don't feel so... goo..."
>Suddenly Applejack collapses onto her knees, dropping Spike into the dirt with her.
"Applejack!"
>Before you can help her or your dog, Sunset pulls you by the arm and brings up a Quen shield.
>"T...Twi... get outta... here..." Applejack mumbles before passing out.
>Two more darts make impact on the shield.
>You frantically search the roofs of the other buildings to see the person who hit your friend.
>Behind you, Scorpan and Tirek exit the house. The latter with the surrounding skin over one eye darker than the other.
>Sunset drops into a defensive posture, ready to try and fight your abductors as they get closer.
>"ENOUGH OF THI-"
>Scorpan grabs his brother's shoulder.
>"Brother, control yourself."
>"Don't tell me to control myself!" he retorts, shoving Scorpan aside.
>Reaching around his back, Tirek pulls out his large sword and smashes it against Sunset's barrier.
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>>28817538
>With his incredible strength the impact immediately breaks the shield and the Bear witcher grabs you by the neck.
>Lifting you up off the ground, he begins choking you. Any effort to try and pry his hand prove fruitless.
>"Twilight!"
>Can't... breath...
>"Brother, enough! Or do you dare risk angering the Headmaster?"
>Relaxing his grip, he drops you unceremoniously onto the ground.
>You take a deep breath and try to clear your throat.
>Backing up next to Sunset, you hear someone drop to the floor.
>"Fucking hell guys, could you make this anymore complicated?" a female voice sneers.
>You recognize that voice as Gilda's.
>Scorpan rolls his eyes and pulls out a small portable radio, "Quit your whining and head to our agreed meeting spot."
>"Yeah, well while you do that I'm gonna get something to drink."
>The older brother scoffs, "That one is grating on my nerves Scorpan."
>"If not for her marksman skills I would agree."
>The two return their attention to you.
>"Now what of the other two?"
>"The redhead knows Signs." Tirek says glaring at Sunset.
>"Yes. It seems to match what our... ugh... "sister" has told us."
>"Who else do you think he's taught?"
>Scorpan shakes his head, "I don't know, but... it might be in our best interest to take these two as well."
>Sunset tries to cast Igni only for Scorpan to respond with Quen himself.
>"Yes, I think the Headmaster might be pleased." the younger brother says with a smirk. "If I recall, Gilda mentioned that the rainbow haired lass was also training with the Wolf?"
>"We might have to make another stop."
>"We'll discuss this later. Right now our target."
>"Agreed."
>Sunset growls.
>You pick up Spike in your arms and hug him close. Tears welling up in your eyes.
>And without another word, both men close in.
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Putting out this update a little bit early just to keep the thread with some content.
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>>28818079
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>>28817568
Oh shit, the headmaster is the mob leader isn't he?
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>>28819294
Well, I can safely say that's spoiling the rest of the story if I answer yes or no to that.
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Before I forget, I just wanted to say thanks to all the Anons who read my story, especially for those who stuck with it for this long, and bore with my crappy writing so far. Its often made my day better when I see replies wondering what the next thing that is going to happen is.

Even if I don't comment a lot, I just want to say I really do appreciate it.

And thanks YFNAnon, Damynorb and the other writers for keeping this thread going as well as the bumpers. Have a good weekend everyone.
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>>28819333
Trips prove Axii is an idiot, I will find you and slap the stupid from you if you say your story is crappy again! Also, goodnight Axii.
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>>28819355
seconded.

>>28819333
You are the reason I started playing The Witcher and I love you for that, one of my favorite games now.
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>>28817568
SHINNING YOU FUCKER, GET THERE NOW!
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>>28815359
>datface
kek
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>>28819333
So what; Do the Wolf end the new era of Witchers?
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>>28819333
While I won't lie and tell you that your story is the best thing ever, the fact that you pushed it so far and that it has been entertaining speak for themselves.
Godspeed anon
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>>28819333
FUCK YOU, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. IF THE WRITING WAS CRAPPY THEN I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT UPDATE, KEEP GOING MAN.
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>>28819333
Thank you for writing Axii, it's been loads of fun to read!
And thanks for noticing me, not t-that I wanted you to or anything! Baka!

Also incoming update soon friends!
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>>28821147
Fuck yeah
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>>28800819
-Meanwhile-
>https://youtu.be/T8ciAPC4jzg?t=2m4s
>Mhmmm
>Your eyes flutter open as the familiar tune brings you back to the waking world
>Why are you so sore?
>You look back to find that you’re dangling by your rump impaled on the wall
>Blinking you notice that the wall also has a bit of a dent in it
>In the shapely form of your posterior
>Oh, you went a little overboard and passed out again, didn’t you?
>You sigh as you prepare to dismount The Punisher™ still attached to the wall
>Now you just need to go slow annnnnhhhggnnnn!
>You fall to the floor with a uncouth *thud* as you practically bite your lower lip off
>Might be just a tad sensitive still
>You landed on the right side of your face into something wet
>You breathe in a nice waft of your own succulent scent as your face is having a lovely meeting with your juice soaked towel
>You close your eyes as you lay there face in sopping wet towel and back arched up like a cat
>Without opening your eyes you fling an arm out reaching for your phone
>That’s your discarded shirt, wallet, The Punisher™’s friend The Vibeomatic Bullet™, ah there it is
>You finally palm the ringing device
>Swiping it to answer you bring it to your left ear
“Mhmm, R-Rarity speaking…”
>”Uh, are you alright Rarity?”
>Sunset?
“Yesss, never better dear, what’s the matter?”
>You hear Sunset talk to someone on her end before coming back
>”Twilight just wanted me to make sure you’ll make it here on time.”
>Make it to her place on time?
>Of course you will, you were just taking a small na—
>You notice the clock on your wall
>Specifically what it says
>6:02pm
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>>28821596
>You deal with this revelation in the most calm and dignified way possible
>By screaming
“AAAHHHHHHHHH, this is THE, WORST, POSSIBLE, THING!”
>You hear a gasp on the other end before Sunset speaks up
>”Rarity, are you alright!?”
>How are you ever going to be alright!?
>Here you are, lying in a puddle of your own love juices, and you haven’t even showered yourself off!
>”Rarity!?”
>You just HAD to go for that 7th helping didn’t you!?
>”RARITY!?”
>This is obviously Twilight’s fault!
>If she hadn’t made such a potent aphrodisiac then you wouldn’t have HAD to satisfy yourself that many tim—
>”RARIIITTTYYYYYYY!”
>Oh my, you seem to have gotten off track
“Sorry dear, I just uh… I just discovered that I had a hangnail.”
>Not one of your better lies
>”Oh, is that all? I thought you were in REAL trouble there for a second.”
>Ignoring Sunset’s downplay of a very serious thing like a hangnail, you should probably tell her you’ll be a bit late…
“I may have also forgotten about a last minute errand and will be a bit fashionably late to Twilight’s this evening.”
>If you hurry you should be presentable and there by 7:30, no 7:00
>”Do you need a hand with it? Twilight and I could come an—“
“NO!”
>You cough a bit
“I mean, no thank you; I am perfectly fine by myself thank you.”
>Good save
>”Oookaayyy…”
>You need to end this conversation with the upmost tact and grace
“YessonowthatyouknowthatI’mafraidIneedtogobye!”
>You hang up before Sunset can expect a thing
>You place the phone on the floor as you stretch out a bit
>You’re a bit stiff, but now you have to make yourself look fabulous
>After all, Annnooonnn will be there
>You feel a smile pull at your lips as you get off the floor
>You step towards the bathroom before looking over your shoulder at The Punisher™
>Perhaps you have time for one more go…
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>>28821596
YFNAnon, please pay attention to pick related. You will break my dick when you write the "they fuck" scene.
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>>28821667
>You listen as the line goes dead
>Huh that was, weird…
>Ok, maybe weird is a bit of an understatement
>You look to an anxious Twilight
>”Well, will she be on time?”
>You shrug
“She said that she’d be a bit late because she was going to have to run an errand that had slipped her mind until now.”
>Twilight nods in understanding
>”I see, Pinkie just texted me that she picked up Anon with Fluttershy.”
>Oh?
“Wasn’t he supposed to be with Rarity?”
>Twilight shrugs this time
>”Perhaps she dropped him off due to her last minute errand?”
>Makes sense
>”By the way, what was the trouble that caused her to scream?”
>You smirk while waving the question off
“Oh, it was just Rarity having one of her moments; she found out she had a hangnail and screamed is all.”
>Twilight adopts a knowing grin
>”Ah, that seems like a Rarity thing to scream about.”
>Twilight scrolls down her phone before frowning
>”Sunset, could you do me a favor and contact Applejack for me? I need to recheck some last minute calibrations on the MC-TEKs.”
>Again?
“Sure I can do that.”
>Twilight smiles before turning around towards the basement
>You call out to her before she descends down the stairs
“Twilight, are you sure they’ll be ready before we need them?”
>Twilight stops and does a 180 at the threshold of the stairs
>She seems to be mumbling to herself for a moment while looking down
>Probably crunching some numbers quickly
>She nods before restoring eye-contact with you
>”I can say with utmost confidence that the MC-TEKs will be serviceable.”
>Serviceable?
>You raise an eyebrow in doubt
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>>28821694
>Twilight frowns slightly while scratching the back of her neck
>”They won’t be fully operational like I hoped, but the main functions should work with only a 1.25% of catastrophic failure.”
>Sorry what?
>1.25% chance of catastrophic failure?
>Twilight must see the concern likely written all over your face as she quickly adds with a smile
>”Nothing lethal I assure you; and 1.25% is an over 92% decrease in likely-hood as opposed to my earlier proto-types!”
>Nothing lethal?
>NOTHING LETHAL!?
“Twilight what’ll happen if the MC-TEKs go into catastrophic failure!?”
>Twilight frowns as she taps on her phone for a moment
>”When I tested for this within a controlled environment, the MC-TEK released an electric current to the dummy measuring at its maximum .05 amps for a sustained 2 second interval.”
>.05 amps?
>You were never that good with electricity’s effects on the human body
“How many amps can the human body take?”
>Twilight seems a bit reluctant to respond before mumbling something
“Say what?”
>You see her mouth moving, but you can’t hear her words
“Can I get that just once more Twi?”
>Twilight coughs into a balled fist
>”About .1 amps before they’re endanger of death.”
>Sorry, what?
>You put down your phone
“Did, did you just say .1 amps could cause death?”
>Twilight nods sheepishly
>”It wouldn’t be lethal, but the current would cause an involuntary action in the user; the current would cause the muscles to spasm which in turn would become muscular paralysis.”
>So wait
“It wouldn’t kill, but it would cause extreme pain and leave whoever vulnerable to whatever is around them?”
>Twilight nods
>”While the pain would only last at worst 2 seconds, I don’t know how long one of us would take to recover from that pain.”
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>>28821703
>Even if it’s only a 1.25% chance, that’s a great risk!
>But it is pretty low considering Twilight didn’t think the MC-TEKs would be operational for another month or so
>Talk about last minute patches
>You’ll have to come up with a counter for this
>For now though, you’ll have to use it in teams or something
>Twilight walks to you putting a hand on your shoulder
>”It has, worried me, but it’s the best I can do until I work out the defects.”
>You nod
“Even with a risk like that, I still think it’s better than going in with nothing besides our pony up forms.”
>Twilight tries to look optimistic
>”The numbers are on our side with this; on the bright side, we only have a 0.0875% chance of them all failing!”
>Very, comforting Twilight
>You shake your head
“I don’t think any of them will fail Twilight, I believe in your inventions!”
>Twilight looks away quickly, but you could see the beginnings of a smile on her face
>”Y-yea, I believe in them too!”
>Twilight stands straight before walking back to the basement stairs
>She looks over her shoulder before descending
>”I’ll see if I can’t tweak them a little bit more to lower that 1.25% failure rate!”
>You can hear her thinking out loud of ways she could reduce it as she descends
>1.25% huh?
>She’ll be able to lower by the time you all use them
>Even if she doesn’t, you’re sure you’ll all be fine
>You shake your head as you realize you’re starting to space out
>You’ve got to call Applejack and see if she’s on her way
>Hopefully she won’t be late like Rarity
>You pick up your phone and swipe it unlocked
>Time to see what Applejack is up to
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>>28821720
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0odBpvBAYM
>”See, I told you; we could totally play this! The guitar and drums and keyboard and all of it! The original is good, but this version is so much more AGGRESSIVE! It sounds great, don’t it?”
>You smile as you drive from your farm home towards Canterlot proper
>You can see the sun starting to dip below the skyline as you pass apple trees
>This isn’t bad, but it ain’t yer cup a tea
“Ah’ll admit it’s definitely got that going fer it; say, where’d ya hear about this?”
>Rainbow continues to rock out on an air guitar for her imaginary crowd while she answers
>”Vinyl told me about it one day during math.”
>Hm, haven’t talked much with her lately
>Wait, Vinyl TOLD Rainbow about it?
>Thought she wasn't much fer talkin?
>Aw well, it is what is it
>You nod as you let the beat of the drums help you zone out while driving
>As the song comes to an end you see Rainbow lower the volume
>You raise an eyebrow as she turns to you
>”Dude, you know I’m not one to do girly stuff like talk about boys or anything…”
>Girly stuff like talk about boys?
>Where is this coming from?
>Rainbow’s face goes serious as she glances around
>What are ya glancin around for idiot, no one is gonna hear ya
>She focuses back onto you seemingly satisfied
>”But like, I wanna know, what DO you think about Anon?”
>You lurch forward as you almost steer off the road
>Adjusting your hat and course you glance over at the now smug Rainbow
“What in tarnation are ya doin springin a question like that on me for?”
>Rainbow’s smug face has only gotten stronger with your answer
>”What’s wrong AJ? I just wanted to know since you never really answered at lunch.”
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>>28821734
>You almost tear your eyes off the road to glare at Rainbow, almost
“Ah did too say what I thought about em!”
>Rainbow shakes her head while her grin just keeps getting wider
>”No, you just said that you trust that he’s a good person!”
>Aw horse apples!
>You didn’t think Rainbow would remember that!
>Your hands clamp down on the steering wheel as you try to think of something to say
>You see Rainbow leaning towards you ever so slowly as you hesitate to answer
>You think you like him, but now that you’ve had some time to cool off…
>Maybe you shouldn’t just jump on the “you love Anon” boat just yet
>Though, he is the only boy to ever make you feel like a right proper lady
>You haven’t felt like that since you lived in Manehattan all those years ago
>Only this time you didn’t have to fake it
>Though you didn’t really talk since he just sorta swept you off your feet
>Like a real John Wayne kinda man
>You feel a smile pulling at the corners of your lips as you start to day dream, but Rainbow’s snickering at your side pulls you back to reality
>”I think I can guess how you feel about the dude.”
>You puff your cheeks out as you frown
“Now listen here, ah just think that Ano—“
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyfCTZB6Nrk
>You’re cut off by your cell phone ringing in your pocket
>Who could that be?
“Gimme me a sec.”
>Rainbow sticks her tongue out at you while you fish your phone out of your pocket
>Sunset?
>You answer quickly
“What’s up Sunset?”
>”Nothing much, Twilight just wanted me to make sure that you’re on your way over.”
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>>28821756
>Like they even need ta check on ya
“Don’t worry about me an Rainbow, we’re on our way right now.”
>You can hear a sigh coming from Sunset
>”Thank Celestia, I was hoping you wouldn’t be late like Rarity.”
>She says that like she didn’t think she wouldn’t be “fashionably” late
“Well, it’ll be a cold day in hell when ah’m late and Rarity is early.”
>Sunset and Rainbow’s laughs ring in your ears
>”Heh, yea you’re right on that one.”
>Sunset pauses for a moment before shouting an “ah”
>”By the way, you’re driving over in your truck, right?”
>What kinda question is that?
“When am I NOT driving the truck?”
>That earns a chuckle on the other side of the line
>”I’m just making sure cause you’re going to need it in order to transport the MC-TEKs.”
>MC-Tawhat?
“We’ll need it ta transport what?”
>”Don’t worry about it for now; Twilight will want to fill in everybody when you all arrive.”
>Alrighty then
“Alright, well Rainbow and ah should be there in half an hour or so.”
>”Ok, I’ll see you her then. Later!”
“See ya.”
>You lock your phone and put back in your pocket
>Rainbow crosses her arms
>”So what’s up?”
“Nothin much, Sunset just wanted to make sure we were on our way, and that ah was takin the truck.”
>Rainbow nods while just grunting
>That is before she smiles once more
>Please don’t Rainbow
>”So you know, you still haven’t answered my question…”
>She leans closer to you as her grin gets bigger once more
>”So are you…”
>She’s practically smashing her face against your shoulder now
>”Going to…”
>Her mouth is inches away from your ear as she whispers
>”Tell me?”
>You have been dying to tell someone how ya feel about him
>Maybe it wouldn’t hurt ta trust in Rainbow
>Just gonna go for it!
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And that’s it for today, hope you enjoyed learning practically nothing at all! Also I’m sorry if I fucked up with Amps, I’m a security guard not an electrician
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>>28821667
Again, pic related. Also I am now imagining Pinkie getting ahold of that stuff and making a "party" for Anon and her friends. Now I am imagining Anon going on a berserk fuck spree. The juice is everywhere when the all wake up in the morning.
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>>28821672
I don't think there will be one, YFN wasn't even planning on writing the Rarity vs The Punisher scene.
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>>28821776
IT WAS TOO GOOD NOT TO WRITE THE SMUT, MY DICK NEEDS THIS!
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>>28821785
You know you have to be over 18 to post on the site, just saying.
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>>28821803
Am 20, yes I know that's sad, but so are you. Now be quiet Mr.No Fun, ya squinty eyed fuck. YFNAnon writes smut for the gods, and I want in on that.
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>>28821767
Telling the smug Dash a secret, pic related.
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>>28821835
Are you sure? Because you sure aren't acting it. I never said he didn't write smut or that he shouldn't, I simply pointed out it is unlikely that there will be a "Anon fucks everything" type progression maybe they'll be one like in Axii's story and that would be fine especially if we get smut from it and you decide to lash out; if the weatherman says it might be sunny do get aggressive and insult him as well?
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>>28821803
didn't think I'd ever post this outside of /tg/
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>>28822027
See
>>28821892
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>>28821892
You wrote your sentence like it was a bad thing if YFN wrote smut, make yourself clearer before writing. You started being rude with this>>28821803 so keep throwing stones around your glass house you condescending prick.
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>>28822041
Yes and ? Justifying yourself doesn't change the idiocy of your previous post
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>>28822081
>>28822083
hivemind
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>>28822096
I have a word for what your trying to do now, but for the life of me I cant remember what it is. I will be back for this sooner or later when it isn't relevant anymore. Pic related.
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>>28804151

>You sidestep as a student stumbles down the hallway.
>It's that blonde girl from history class.
>Did she ever get her phone back?
>Without thinking twice, you spin around and head back to the classroom.
>Twilight calls out to you, but you ignore her.
>Focus on getting the phone first, then hang out with speccy.
>Peeking your head round the doorframe you spot Mr Cranky fiddling with something in the store cupboard.
>You look to the desk and spot two phones on top.
>Better be quick at this.
>As casually as you can, you walk into the classroom, head for the desk and slyly grab a phone.
>You turn the screen on and check out the background.
>It's filled with bubbles and smiley faces, it must be her phone.
>You quickly pocket the phone and spin on your heel.
>"Anonymous, what are you doing?"
>The teachers gruff voice startles you for a second, before you regain your posture amd spin round.
>Stay casual.
"I thought I dropped my keys in here, buy I found them. Oh, when did you say we had to hand in the essay?"
>"Oh, next week, Monday morning okay?"
"Perfect sir, I'll be sure to get it done. See you later."
>Turning around, you speedwalk out of there and back down the hall.
>Twilight spots you and steps toward you.
>"Did you forget something?"
>You hold up the phone and wave it a little.
"Yeah it's, well it's not mine it's hers; just hang a second and..."
>You trail off as you jog down the hall.
>Catching up to the blondie, you tap her shoulder and hand her phone.
"Here, got it off his desk for you."
>She smiles and takes the phone off you.
>"Thank you, I just don't know what went-"
>You wave your hand and cut her off.
"Sweet, 'scuse me a second, I have to go, so yeah bye."
>You give her another wave and walk back to Twilight.
>You next to her as you follow her.
"Yeah it was her phone, long story, but nevermind. So what do you want to know about my stuff?"

Sorry it's short, I'm on a bus so should be writing again in a few hours, and my phones nearly dead.
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>>28822171
Fuck yeah, your back.
>>28822096
Remembered the word, your a damage controlling faggot.
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>>28822171
Moar?
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>>28822171
Waiting intensifies
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Oh I love this thread it never fails to be entertaining. We have high quality writers and when they're not posting we have a civil war between a small number of anons with one side being hardline again lewd and the other deadset on having it everywhere. Never fails to make me chuckle.
Also before you decide to jump down my throat though it'll probably happen anyway I was the guy who posted my views on lewd a few threads back that ultimately led YFNanon to take up the mantle of smut writing.
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>>28822299
Pretty good use of digits man, good job. Also not going to complain about the good idea of YFN writing smut, but this
>side being hardline again lewd and
You mean against* and not again right?
Also its not, put smut everywhere, just that there should be smut. The no funs are still incorrect either way though.
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>>28822329
and you'd be right, I should really proof read my posts before hitting the post button. I'd make a terrible writefag.

I'll be honest the smut vs. no smut has calmed down a lot compared to when I posted my original views (post in the pic) there are a few outliers but I think the "NO SUMT AT ALL!!!" group seems to have gone, >>28821776 could do with clarifying the point they're trying to make but I'd hardly say they're "no fun allowed" as others have implied.
The "Anon needs to bang everything" group seems to have somewhat died off as well; there only seems to be the poster using archer pictures left, though he could be taking a satirical approach he isn't doing any favours to prove that he isn't one of those who are wanting it everywhere.
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>>28822185
no
>>28822113
that's damage control my friend
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>>28822418
Don't tell me people actually defended "anon should fuck everyone"
I mean, I'm fairly new to the thread (I don't post that much), and I'm all for smut if the writefags want to do some but trying to influence them is just being a prick. This goes for the "nevar smut" group as well I guess
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>>28822794
It was a writefag asking if he should do smut, the no smut ever shited up the thread against even thinking of it, then the pro smut guys kept fighting them till they fucked off. The Anon should fuck everyone never happened, its just an excuse the no smut fucks had to straw man. Your all caught up on the subject.
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>>28822794
I was exaggerating in the post but that was pretty much the case. There was a point that whenever the MC of a story had a slight bit of female attention a few guys were basically yelling MC fucks character X when/X is so thirsty and wants MC's dick, or words to that effect. Then on the other side of the coin there were people saying that writers shouldn't even write smut, it was a funny time to watch all the shitflinging though to be honest it looks like it may be starting again soon.
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For those that care...

Sorry I've been silent for a week or two. Got down with the sickness, and prescription medication has lead to the past few weeks being somewhat of a haze. I'm still working on another update, though progress will be slow while I try to catch up on the backlog of work that's been piling up. Fortunately this coming week is Veteran's Day, so I get an extra day off this coming weekend. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday, unless your in Europe, in which case enjoy your new Monday.
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>>28825024
Missed ya big guy, we know you have giant green dumps when you come around so its fine. Have a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWI86Jcv7w0
just for you.
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>>28826074
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>>28826074
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>>28825024
You fucker get up, come on get an update down
But for real, that sucks man; I hope you feel better dude. No need to rush an update out on our account, my dude.

Also as for smut my dudes if things go as I want them to, you will get more, but WAY down the line. Like months, so please don't hold your breath.
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>>28828059
Well then, guess the wait is on.
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>>28828661
>Never making a bet with Anon again.
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>>28829095
So worth it though.
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>>28829603
Breed that rump bump
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>>28831210
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>>28822171
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>>28834624
I want to honk Octavia and Vinyl.
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Ponk rump
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>>28834624
Honk
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>>28825047
4 U
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goodnight bump
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>>28839571
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>>28837492
Did you vote for emperor Trump, Rares?
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>>28840385
No
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Axii when?
>>28840385
Also GET TO WORK FAPPY!
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>>28821767
>You feel kinda like an idiot
>You didn’t grab any new clothes before leaving
>And now everyone is quiet as the radio softly sings
>Well, Pinkie is humming along to the soft music, and Fluttershy is talking to Jordan in the back
>Guess it’s just kinda you who feels a bit out of place
>Or maybe it’s thinking back on earlier that has you a bit bummed out
>You can’t stop the small frown forming on your face
>Hopefully you didn’t hurt Adagio too much…
>You don’t want to hurt anyone who doesn’t REALLY deserve it
>You can always replace a door
>People aren’t as easy to replace
>You should know...
>You sigh as you glance out the window to the falling rain blanketing the passing city-scape
>Even if you try to not think about it, you can’t help but think about your past few days
>You’ve had more outbursts of emotion than in the past 3 years
>There was the whole crying in front of Sunset in the library
>Guess not thinking about the things that make you sad isn’t a good way to deal with problems
>Which is why you’re thinking about them now!
>God you really wish you could just induce selective amnesia in yourself
>There was also the rage against the cage you had when you stared down those pawns
>That one stings a bit less since you can blame magic wholly
>Even if you did pretty much crack and decide to smash 6 people’s skulls in
>You didn’t do any permanent damage, probably
>Then there was the most recent episode that’s causing you to start questioning what you’ve really been doing all this time
>What was the point of working out if you’re not any stronger?
>You lean your head on the window to feel the gentle vibration of the car
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>>28842279
>Well ok, you can admit that you are STRONGER
>But you don’t really feel any stronger…
>Though what did you expect?
>That you’d just go full cocoon mode and be just peachy afterwards?
>Like being physically strong would let you shrug off your problems cause “lel lightweight baby”?
>God, that sounds even more pathetic now that you’re thinking about it for real
>However with this it’s becoming painfully obvious to you
>You may have some issues…
>You should try to work those out at some point
>Yea, just ya know, work it out man!
>You have more important things to think about Anon
>Like what happened to cause that last outburst?
>You vaguely remember what happened back there
>Remembering it is like trying to look at a degraded vhs tape
>That is to say it only shows a bit and skips around a bunch
>There’s also this really weird pink filter whenever you think back to it; like you’re looking through neon bubble-gum tinted goggles
>Trying to focus in on the moment you went full on Guts mode only serves to make your head hurt
>A little disconcerting to say the least
>Signs point to that last outburst also having magical influence
>If not for the fact you can’t remember it very well, then some of the bits you do remember had you doing cool DBZ shit
>Kinda wish you could’ve done that when you were fighting Gilda
>Actually…
>Now that you think of it, didn’t Gilda have neon pink magic stuff?
>Those two couldn’t be connected, could they?
>You feel like you have a piece that would connect both of them, but you can’t seem figure it out
>It’s like the answer is just screaming for you to remember it
>Maybe you’re just being a bit paranoid?
>You drag your hands down your face in frustration before rubbing your eyes
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>>28842295
>It’s hard to focus on driving when Nonny looks so down
>He's too easy to read sometimes you swear
>Ever since you’ve all been driving to Twilight’s he’s been quiet
>It probably doesn’t help that the mood outside is so sad
>Though he’s always been one to not talk much
>At least at school, and in the gym
>Those are the only places he goes from what you’ve observed
>He’s always been alone in those places though
>Even if you were watching his every move to find a way to befriend him
>Not that’s he’d have seen you!
>You feel a bit of sadness seep into your thoughts as a realization occurs to you
>It’s probably safe to say he’s thinking about earlier…
>You know you have been, but that’s alright!
>You’re sure that he wouldn’t have hurt you, even if he was really really SUPERDY DUPER mad!
>Maybe he just needs someone to help him feel a little happier?
>You can do that!
>You stealthily yoink your cd case from the passenger's side as Non-non glances out the window
>Now, it should be in here somewhere…
>Aha!
>You pull out your cd labeled “Fun Timez 6” written in black sharpie
>Custom made to guarantee fun times for everyone!
>You sneak a peek at Nonpon from the corner of your eye
>He’s leaning on the window as he gazes out at the city
>Talk about someone needing a good time!
>This calls for desperate measures!
>You open the cd case once more gently placing the Fun Timez 6 cd back inside
>You’ll need to bring out the big guns for this one!
>You flip to the back of the case
>How about “Fun Maker 9000”?
>No, something happier
>Hm, “Greatest Toons!”?
>No, too technobilly pop for right now
>You almost can’t contain your smile as you see it
>Your coup de grace of happy time mixes
>If this doesn’t work, nothing will
>You pull it out and slam that bad boy into the cd player as Naneran pulls his hands down his face
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>>28842319
>”Hey nanerpanermaner?”
>What did she just call you?
>You look over to Pinkie who seems to be fiddling with the radio
“Yea, what’s up?”
>Her ever present smile gets slightly bigger
>”How do you feel about singing?”
>Singing?
>You look out the window for a moment to seek answers in the pouring rain
>Yea, who are you kidding?
>You don’t sing
“Well, I’ve never really trie—“
>”Well there’s a first time for everything Nonerito!”
>Huh?
>Turning back to her you see her bouncing like a hyper kid while turning up the volume on the radio
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
>Wait, you know this song
>Is she really?
>In a fake boy voice she turns to the left slightly while waving a hand
>”Hiya Barbie!”
>This is happening isn’t it?
>Pinkie nudges your arm with a smile and a waggle of her eyebrows
>”Hi Ken!”
>Maybe, you should just go with the flow again huh?
>”Wanna go for a ride!?”
>You can’t be serious and worrying ALL the time, yea?
>"Sure ken!"
>You interrupt Pinkie with a smile before she can do her ken voice
“Jump in!”
>The happiness in Pinkie’s eyes shines brighter than fireworks
>She sways back and forth with gleeful energy
>“I’m a Barbie girl!”
>You’re just doing reload animations from video games as you bob your head
“In the Barbie world!”
>She makes a box with her hands around her face
>“Life in plastic!”
>You just wave closed fists in front of you like an autist
“It's fantastic!”
>Pinkie combs a hand through her hair with a flourish
>“You can brush my hair, undress me everywheeeerreee!”
>Pinkie puts an arm on your shoulder as you both below out
>“Imagination, life is your creation!”
>You cock a thumb out with a wide grin
“Comon Barbie, let’s go party!”
>Pinkie starts to wiggle harder as you proceed into the chorus
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>>28842346
>Looking back you can see that Fluttershy is even mouthing the words with you two as she bobs back and forth
>Jordan is also chirping along with the rest of you
>Which is still really weird to see basically Sunset chirping and buzzing
>You look out at the road as you continue your impromptu karaoke session with Pinkie
>Even with all the stuff on your mind, and the rain falling you belt out the 90’s Eurodance song with vigor
>And what do you know, you’re actually enjoying yourself!
>Though it feels a bit awkward when Pinkie starts to stare intensely into your eyes
>Like during the “Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky” where she puckered her lips and poked her tits
>NOT THAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT HER TITS!
>But hey, that can all just be Pinkie being Pinkie
>From how you’ve seen her act you wouldn’t put it past her
>However, even with that rationale it doesn’t stop you from feel REALLY awkward when it’s during the “Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees” section
>Not because she mimics walking and talking, but because of her looking at you with puppy-dog eyes
>The dog collar she pulled out too might have had something to do with it as well…
>You might also feel a bit weird calling Pinkie your bimbo friend as the song progresses
>But besides all that, good time!
>You don’t even notice where you guys are heading as you go from one catchy 90’s song to the next
>Hell, even Fluttershy sings at an audible volume at one point
>When the latest song ends Pinkie turns the volume down before looking to you with the biggest smile decorating her face
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>>28842279
Based writefag.
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>>28842361
>”You look so much better with a smile on your face Anon!”
>What?
>She turns to Fluttershy and Jordan in the back
>”Don’t you think so Shy?”
>Fluttershy nods with her own smile hiding behind a strand of pink hair
>You smile all the time!
>Like uh…
>Shit you really don’t smile a lot
>Granted, you have been kinda going through the most hectic days of your life recently, and you didn’t have much to smile about before then
>”You should smile more often, it’s always better to see my friends smile!”
>That’s still pretty weird for you
>To be able to call someone a friend so quickly with absolute certainty
>You’re stirred from your descent down memory lane by Pinkie’s hand waving in front of your face
“Huh?”
>Pinkie raises an eyebrow
>”You okay Nomom?”
>You opt to not say anything and just give her a nod
>Pinkie nods slowly before pointing to a large house
>”Okkkaayyyy, well anyways, we’re here!”
>Looking out the windshield of the pink abduction-mobile you see a rather modern looking mansion
>Shit, is Twilight’s family loaded?
>Who are you kidding, of course they are
>You’re in Canterlot
>They’re at least upper middle class by default
>Unless you live in the downtown section
>Really odd how that just seems way less rich
>You get out of the van into the barren street and look toward the cloud infested skies
>Didn’t notice that it stopped raining for a little while when you were singing, but that’s nice for you
>You hold your arms as a wind rushes by your uncovered arms
>At least you managed to snag your shoes on the way out
>Small miracles Anon, small miracles
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>>28842368
>Luckily for you your bare arms gain a nice warmth surrounding it relatively quickly as someone wraps themselves around yours
>You hear the slamming of the van doors as you look down to, surprise, Jordan hugging and rubbing its face into your arm
>However you don’t expect the other arm getting warmth as well
>”Come on Nonponpon, let’s make our way out of the cold!”
>Like you weren’t going to?
>Pinkie drags you along by her arm as Jordan sticks to your other like glue
>Fluttershy just ghosts behind you like a wallflower
>Crossing the street you come to a gate with a little black button
>Pinkie bumps it with her hips
>That’s not just a little bit wei—
*BZZZZP*
>Wow that’s loud as fuck
>The little side speaker buzzes for a bit before a voice speaks up
>”Hello, is that you Pinkie?”
>Oh it’s Twilight
>Why are you surprised at that?
>Pinkie salutes before yipping out excitedly
>”Aye-aye captain!”
>You hear a giggle from the intercom
>”Alright, come on in; I’ve got some hot coco waiting inside.”
>Aw shit, hot coco time!
>A less ear-grating *beep* sounds off from the speaker as you hear the gate click and open
>Automagical
>Pinkie wastes no time dragging you and Jordan through the open gate up to the front door
>”You’ll really like it here Nanerman!”
>Fluttershy pops up to your left next to Jordan
>”It’s really nice and cozy…”
>Pinkie nods like she trying to shake her hair off
>Stepping onto the small porch you stand in front of the door for a minute
>Mostly because even though you’re kinda out in front, you’re hands are full
>Pinkie laughs while letting go of your arm sheepishly
>”Whoops, sorry bout that…”
>You cock an eyebrow at her, but open the door anyways
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>>28842375
>Walking through the threshold into the warm air was like walking out of a curtain of cold
>You practically kick your shoes off as the others take theirs off
>Well except Jordan, you have to help them take theirs off
>Which is weird considering they’re made from magic
>Crouching down you take them off Jordan’s feet only for them to sort of just evaporate
>”We’re in the kitchen girls!”
>Gee thanks Twilight
>You stand up to the giggles of Pinkie and Fluttershy before another shout comes from the kitchen
>”But that baka Anon isn’t allowed!”
>You literally can’t contain your sigh
>Pinkie leads the way by bouncing down a hallway to the left past a big living room area with a fireplace
>You follow along with the ever wanting to cuddle Jordan locked into your arm
>Just throwing curious glances here and there makes you a bit uncomfortable
>Pictures of a loving family and happy moments in time adorn the walls like a collage of happiness
>There’s some of a smaller Twilight on the shoulders of someone you assume is her brother
>Various pictures of Twilight and her supposed brother getting different awards
>Lots of family pictures, like those stereotypical “let’s all dress in matching outfits” Christmas card types
>Pretty much everything you lost
>Well now you feel edgy
>Though as you walk to the kitchen you do notice something odd
>There’s lots of pictures of the brother with tons of friends, but with Twilight, not so much
>You feel like there’s a story behind why, but you’ll have to figure it out later
>You refocus on walking as Pinkie leads you into the kitchen
>You can already see Rainbow, Twilight, Applejack, and Sunset all standing around an island counter
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>>28842387
>Upon seeing you, Rainbow waves to the four of you
>”Hey, what’s up guuuYYYY WHAT!?!”
>What’s got her so riled up?
>Applejack’s jaw hangs open while Sunset looks like she’s seeing a ghost
>Twilight just blinks before going back to mixing her coco
>You feel Jordan squeeze tighter to your arm
>It’s then you also suddenly realize you may have left out need-to-know info for them
>Holding up a hand you reassure them
“I can explain.”
>Sunset holds a hand up
>”Anon, please don’t.”
>What?
>Everyone else gives her a what look as well
>She sighs and looks back to you
>“That’s the changeling you picked up at the warehouses isn’t it?”
>Wow, she’s pretty sharp
“Yep, this is Jordan everyone; Jordan this is Sunset, Applejack, Twilight and Rainbow.”
>Applejack scratches her head
>”Is there a particular reason Jordan changed into Sunset?”
>Obviously it’s because, uhhh
>You don’t know
>You shrug
“Dunno I came home and Jordan was rolling around in one of my hoodies as a naked Sunset.”
>You can see Sunset’s eye twitch
>You probably should’ve kept the naked part to yourself
>Twilight holds a hand up
>”Question, don’t changelings only change into people a target has f—“
>Sunset stuffs an over-sized marshmallow in Twilight’s mouth before laughing
>”HA HA yep, you sure said it Twi!”
>But she didn’t get to say it fully
>Sunset slams her palms on the counter startling everyone, you included
>”Who wants coco!?”
>Pinkie bounces forward on the balls of her feet raising her hand and shouting
>”OOH ME ME I REALLYREALLYREALLYWANTHOTCOCO!”
>Guess you can get started with this meeting(?) after some hot coco
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And that’s all for today; sorry about being late, AGAIN. Some stuff came up last minute, but hey let’s just get on with the show!
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>>28842346
Oh god, this song made me want to shove a screwdriver in my ears.
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>>28842402
Kek, on a scale of 1 to 10 how confused aroused is Sunset right now.
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>>28842402
JORDAN A CUTE
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I cant remember how long its been, has it been two weeks for the Mercer Anon to come back from his camping tip yet?
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Axii when?
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>>28842295
Thanks for the update YFN.
I'd like to speculate a theory if you'll or anyone will indulge me. This might be a little long winded but;

That ring Anon had which belonged to Gilda has some kind of strong bond or emotional tie to it, allowing Anon to take on a pseudo power up of the SIN wrath.
And therefore being given pros and cons of that SIN.

Pro's
-Immense strength
-Enhanced reflexes
-Super human speed
-Healing factor
-Energy projection (Blast abilities)

Cons
-Easily emotionally influenced by certain stimuli
-Uncontrollable Rampaging
-Less aware of damage done to self, surroundings and others
-Violent personality change

So does Anon have some kind of absorption ability when in contact with items of sentimental value?
If so does it stay apart of him now or is it only when in contact with said items or a one off?
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>>28843414
When he recovers from both food poisoning and finds the time to write with all the other stuff he normally has to do.

Sorry.
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>>28843888
Shit, you keep getting trips for this kind of thing. Hope it isn't an omen. Hope you get better Axii.
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>>28843855
I think it was more the pin that absorded some of the wrath from Gilda and her ring. Sense it was emanating from it and Anon during the fight, I think it might be able to absorb a portion of any magic he is hit with when he is in "Anon" mode and enhance Anon that way. Think of it like a mega man buff, beat a boss, get a cool thing. In this case berserker mode. Why its pink I don't know, maybe Gilda has a cute girly side buried under trauma and self loathing like Anon.
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>>28843932
I see, but now that the Pin is gone (Thanks to Iron Will) does that mean Anon is back to being just an overly buff non-magic user again?
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>>28843981
Pretty much, unless Discord has some extended training planned for Anon next time he goes to sleep, or Luna does a thing to help in his sleep, which is what I suspected is what happened in the last dream sequence. Then I imagine Anon will be like Jonathan Joestar at his strongest, and of course open to the possibility of improvement. Also I want to add that you should reread the fight with Iron Will and pay attention to what he said about Anon's abilities, such as seeing as he is related to Celestia And Luna in some way he has both body enhancement and range abilities with his magic.
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>>28844008
Good point, I'll have to examine that section again.
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Goodnight thread. Get some rest for the end of the world.
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>>28843855
So that's your take away, huh?

>>28843888
That sucks man, I hope you feel better soon too.

Man, everyone is getting sick now days.
>>28843932
I wish for a cute Gilda

>>28844030
If you'd like a hint on how magic works for Iron Will and co, I would reread all the scenes with him in it. There's a couple minut details that can be connected with some brainstorming
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>>28842736
L-Lewd/10

>>28843855
Raiden is better husbando faget
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>>28842402 this story is at a cozy moment, got some good happyfeels and a chuckle at bacon hairs' expense. Just want to say I enjoyed the update. Looking forward to the next one.
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>>28843855
That's how you see it ? I'm pretty sure anon got the ring later than his first doom powertrip (in the building), so I always thought it was obvious that he WAS wrath and that the letter was in fact addressed to him
Just leaving this here
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>>28843855
Anon didn't keep the ring though, he gave it back to Gilda while she was knocked out.
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>>28847296
No he didn't, he got from Discord fucking around and stealing it from Gilda after the fight in the hospital. Anon gave it back after Gilda went unconscious, the entire fight with her was started because the ring belonged to her. It was just Discords way of getting Anon to met her and fight her. How did you misread that scene so fucking hard?
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>>28847431
what did I misread ? The first time anon went doomguy WAS in the hospital BEFORE he got the ring
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>>28847699
I misread that part, but that doesn't change the fact it was Discord's shenanigans with stealing Gilda's ring and not Anon being the wrath sin. I am pretty sure Anon isn't even going to be a sin sense the dream guy had other people picked for it and Discord chose to have Anon be his main, I assume because he's bored, also including the fact that Anon doesn't even fit the description of any remaining sins themes that we don't know the identity of. As for Anon going all pink rage mode read this>>28843932
>>28844008
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>>28847761
That still doesn't explain his sudden berserk urge in the hallway
The mysterious pin is a good take on it tho, even though I don't buy it 100% because I think it's a little far-fetched
As for anon being a sin himself, what made me think of this was that when anon got the letter with "wrath" written on it, he tought that the content was about the wrath sin. But the letter could well have been send TO the wrath sin, with anon unknowingly being one. And with his recent outburst (when he did not have the ring, mind you), it doesn't seem that unbelievable to me
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>>28847915
Anon had a shit fight with Gilda and the blowjob brigade broke down his door, I would be a bit pissed, plus Anon has little to no control over his magic power so its not that far fetched to think it would go crazy, we also have the implication from Iron Will after his as well as during about him talking about Luna giving Anon the pin without telling him about it. As for the message with wrath I am almost 100% certain you are wrong about that for a few reasons. 1) it was from Gilda's ring while also appearing in his dream, Anon doesn't have it after his fight with Gilda, 2) that while Anon was in his dream he heard a voice that I think might be Luna trying to give context to Gilda being made into the wrath sin, this is also probable at the end of the dream sequence with Anon saying that voice sounded familiar but distorted, 3) Luna would have some weird magic dream powers so she could check on Anon, she probably wants Anon to try an help Gilda so the letter being meant to be sent to her makes no sense at all, unless of course Luna's pin can send her information while Anon was in the fight. This would mean the power buff, or maybe in this case virus from Gilda's wrath magic would mean Anon wouldn't need to have the ring, hell the ring had no power to begin with, it just had significance with Gilda throwing it away emotionally sense it reminded her of Dash, it would still be important to her so marking it with "wrath" on the inside would have served as a reminder.
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>>28847982
>after his as
fight with Anon*
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>>28847982
>the letter being meant to be sent to her makes no sense at all
No, no, no, I think you misunderstood what I meant about the letter. The letter IS obviously destined for anon. However, the name wrath can either mean it's about wrath or destined to wrath
Either way, the letter was never intended for Gilda to find
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>>28845338
Its just a theory really, nothing solid to base my assumptions on. I have other theories about Anon's abilities but until I see more of what he is capable of I'll keep them close for now.

Plus think of it as "speculation bait" to get others talking and get their take on what our protagonists skill level is

I do enjoy seeing other Anons opinions and thoughts on a story, its like a massive puzzle we all have to put together, and it also helps in keeping track of whats going on.

Here's another thing that's been bugging me though, that picture of Sunset on Anon's phone during the dream, and the 'Help me' unlock slider.

Could it be Sunsets desire and struggle to help Anon with becoming more open and friendly? Or was it a ominous premonition that she will be in danger?

>>28844008
Also re-read that section, very interesting. So Anon is a 2nd Generation magic user, and apparently "one heck of a natural" according to Will. And Luna's Pin very much has some strong influence on Anons magic abilities. With some of the white stars on the pin now turned pink after the encounter with Gilda. And again according to Iron Will, this isn't the first case of this happening.
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Need to get something out.

>>28817568
>You turn the corner down the road and huff.
>Radio never seems to play anything good these days. Always the same shit over and over, no real variety.
>Granted, suffering through this beats sitting in an office all day doing paperwork so you probably shouldn't complain too much.
>Droplets begin splattering on your cruisers windshield followed by an ominous thundercrack echoing in the sky.
>Off in the distance, a large formation of thick clouds is rolling in.
>Looks like you're in for a rainy day.
>Great.
>Armor's so lucky he caught you just before your shift ended. Right now you could be curled up in bed with a nice bagel reading your latest book of the month.
>You don't really mind helping your old partner out from time to time and considering the circumstances you'll let it slide.
>Part of you thinks it might just be him and his sister overreacting... again. Could be a raccoon digging through the trash for all they know.
>But you've never known Shining to joke around lightly when it comes to the safety of his family. So if he says its important, you'll take his word that its important.
>Checking the street sign, you're just about to come up to his parent's house.
>Pulling over to the curb, you momentarily brace yourself for the chilly night air and grab your coat from the passenger seat.
>The rain has begun to pick up as a more constant stream begins pelting you.
>Putting your coat on as fast as you can, you can't help but let out a grumble.
"Of all the nights..."
>Shining's gonna owe you one for this.
>Hoo boy.
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>>28849071
>Grabbing your flashlight, you walk up to the front lawn when you immediately notice the door cracked off its hinges.
>Drawing your service pistol you grab your radio.
"This is Officer Top, requesting backup at my location. Possible break i-"
>The sight of a large man the size of a bear walking out causes anymore words to die in your throat and a lump building up in their place.
>His eyes briefly look like they're glowing from the reflection of the little light from the streetlamps. The most eerie part is they have those same slit-like pupils like a cat.
>"Brother, we have company." the man growls out. "Uniformed, armed."
>Brother? There's another one?
>He steps through the door frame, ducking down slightly so he can clear it and that's when you see it.
>Shining Armor's little sister slung over the man's shoulder struggling to break free of her bindings.
>"Make and model?" a slightly shorter, but just as bulky man in a hood asks, this time walking out with two other girls, one you recognize as Twilight's friend when you were at Shining's girlfriend's apartment.
>The two men share the same strange eyes and taste in jewelry it seems. Those matching little metal effigies on their... necks...
>Didn't that male kid also have one similar to theirs?
>Is this some sort of gang thing? Ugh, right now you can't really think of that, Twilight's in trouble.
"Canterlot PD! Freeze and drop the girls!" you bark out.
>Twilight visibly freezes when she hears your voice and tries to turn around to see you.
>"Handgun; Glock." the larger one continues as if he was ignoring you.
>"Nine millimeters or forty caliber?"
>"Hard to say, but I'd guess the former."
>They continue walking towards you.
"I said FREEZE!" you say switching your aim between the two.
>You can see some kind of body armor under their coats. Considering how big they are, your bullets might not even stop them before-
>"We're wasting time." the smaller one bluntly states. "Take care of her."
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>>28849076
>"Very well."
>What's he doing?
>You take a nervous step back.
>Could you reach your vehicle in time? Grab your shotgun, get more support...
>"Just make it quick."
>Rolling his eyes, the large one tosses Twilight to his brother who easily stacks her on top of her friend over his shoulder.
>Opening his coat he reaches for something inside.
"STOP! KEEP YOUR HANDS UP OR I WILL SHOOT!"
>He ignores your warning.
>You see a the glint of something metallic from his coat being brought out.
>Before you can even process it, the sound of thunder booms in the sky but you also feel a sudden pinch in your chest
>A blotchy red dot begins spreading across the area around your... heart...
>Oh no...
>Your mouth is already beginning to fill with liquid.
>You take the few moments you have to fire at your assailant only to see he's already on you.
>Directing your gun downward, you reflexively pull the trigger and fire multiple times into the ground.
>He tightens his grip to the point that you end up gurgling out in pain and dropping your gun.
>Twisting your arm behind you, the man forces your back to him and brandishes his bladed weapon in front of you.
>Fear and dread overcome you as the metal blade flashes past your eyes.
>In one quick motion, you feel a sting across your neck.
>You frantically try to stop the bleeding, despite you knowing how futile that is.
>"You could have just used Axii, Tirek." the second man says looming over you. "You know, make her forget we were here."
>"But where's the fun in that?" he replies with a sneer. "Besides, you said to make it quick."
>"Tirek subtlety is not your strong suit." he says with an amused chuckle.
>Everything is starting to go dark...
>Is this really how it ends?
>Y-you called for backup, they'll be here soon!
>Someone has to... help you...
>S-Shining? Twilight? M-mom? Anyone!
>You... you don't want to die...
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>>28849091
>Scorpan hands you back to Tirek in addition to giving Sunset along with you.
>You look away from Officer Top as her body finally stops moving. Becoming still as the rain continues to fall.
>How could things get this bad?
>Sunset doesn't stop trying to break free from Tirek's grip causing no end of annoyance to the witcher.
>"Quit struggling girl!"
>Sunset grunts and tries to twist enough to cast Igni in Tirek's face.
>Tirek snorts, "The redhead is driving me up the wall Scorpan."
>"I'd rather you not break her. Cast Axii on her and be done with it."
>Tossing Sunset unceremoniously onto the wet grass, you see her eyes widen as Tirek steps onto her stomach to prevent her from getting away.
>He casts the hex much to both of your protests.
>"Sleep."
>After her training with Anon, Sunset actually manages to resist slightly; only looking slightly dazed before coming back too.
>"This one has a stronger will than we anticipated." Scorpan points out.
>Scorpan steps up next to Tirek and both proceed to repeat the Axii gesture.
>With their combined efforts, Sunset's eyes began drooping until she tilts her head and fall into a state of unconsciousness.
>Scorpan kneels down to check she’s actually out before turning to you.
>"Now Miss Sparkle, where do the rest of your friends live?"
>Dumping you onto the ground to, both men tower over you.
>Their fingers start twisting and for a brief moment you think you can see their eyes flash.
>Shining! Anon! Someone! Help!
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>>28849107
>The rain pours on outside the bar window as you down another beer.
>Checking your watch, you sigh.
>Big Macintosh has been in the bathroom for awhile. Maybe you should check in on him.
>You two were supposed to be heading back home fifteen minutes ago.
>As if on cue though, you eye Big Mac finally walking out of the bar's restroom wiping his mouth.
>He stops at your table with a tired look on his face.
"Learned your lesson?"
>"E-Eey-*urp*-up." he answers.
>Swirling the ice in your now finished drink, Macintosh pulls out forty dollars and hands it to you.
"That's it." you say taking your winnings and scooting out of your seat. "You good?"
>He nods his head and downs the glass of water you got for him while he was in the restroom.
>You are surprised that he had the balls to try to outdrink you though.
>Granted he's more likely to get alcohol poisoning than do that, but still kudos for trying.
>Pocketing the money, you lead your “drinking buddy” out of the bar only to bump into someone coming in.
"Sor-"
>"Watch where you're going dwee-"
>...
>You glare at each other.
>"Wolf."
"Gilda."
>"The hell are you doing here?"
"I could be asking the same of you Griffon. I thought you and the Bears left Canterlot."
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>>28849142
>She pushes past you and smirks.
>Eyeing the young adult, Gilda takes an eyeful of Big Macintosh and lets out a whistle.
>"Nice catch you got there. Thought you had a thing for younger girls, didn't know you swung that way too."
"Don't change the subject."
>Walking around Macintosh, the Griffon witcher sizes your girlfriend's brother like a piece of meat.
>"Gotta say, you got nice taste. Man looks like he has a firm one."
>Big Macintosh lets out a surprised grunt as Gilda grabs the front of his crotch.
>"Mmhmm, real nice." she says.
"I thought you didn't swing that way." you dryly comment. “And you still haven’t answered my first question.”
>"Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a fine specimen. Besides, its none of your business dweeb."
>The word “dweeb” seems to be a favorite of hers you’ve noticed.
>It’s just like her, a juvenile insult.
>Macintosh awkwardly scuttles behind you as Gilda flips her hair and walks into the bar without another word.
>Once the door shuts, you let out a snort of disgust.
"She's bad news Macintosh. I'd avoid her if I were you."
>"Eeyup."
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>>28849153
>Stopping outside the truck, you hold out your hand.
"Keys."
>Big Macintosh, in his inhibited state, struggles, but eventually finds the truck keys in his right pocket.
>Tossing them over to you, you unlock the truck and get inside.
>"Are ya sure you should be the one driving?" Big Macintosh asks buckling his seatbelt."You don’t have a license.”
"Better me than you."
>Inserting the key into the ignition you shift into the appropriate gear and back out of the parking spot.
>As you look into your side mirror, you notice a familiar solitary bike sitting there in the rain with a rifle strapped to the side.
>You think of a very amusing very-short term-but-satisfying thought; it would be so easy.
>But you reign down the urge, shift gears again and drive off.
>You’re not gonna stoop that low just for some petty satisfaction. If anything, you want it to have a bit more meaning than just tipping over a motorcycle.
>But thoughts of why Gilda is still here plague your mind.
>The fact she avoided answering your question only adds fuel to the fire.
>You don't like it, but there's not really anything for you to act on that feeling.
>Bringing the truck to an admittedly rough stop at the first light, you run a palm down your face.
>Now you should just focus on remembering what you've been learning in your offtime with AJ... that and no one pulls you over.
>Not that Axii wouldn't make the problem go away... probably.
>Though you doubt after that chance encounter at the bar, things couldn't possibly get any worse.
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>>28849169
Not a whole lot, but I wanted to get something out.

Now I'm gonna go rest and focus on my studies. Until then Anons.
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>>28848553
Ah.
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>>28849178
Based Axii, enjoy your rest.
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>>28849178
Be well my friend.
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>>28848553
sorry I was tired while reading that part and you worded it weirdly.
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>>28849091
GOD DAMN SCRUB, CALL BACKUP AT THE FIRST BREAKIN DONT GO IN ALONE!
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>>28849107
Fuck, did at least one of them drop a phone near the cop!?
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>>28849142
GOD DAMN IT GILDA, Anon better fucking kill her soon.
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>>28849169
Anon, you tempted fate. You idiot.
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>>28849223
Yeah, I know. I try my best and I have a pretty good vocabulary but speaking english to a native-like level still escapes me. In a few years myabe
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>>28850327
good luck then.
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>>28822171

>You step into the library, finding two people at a desk, and Miss Cheerilee pushing the book cart along.
>"Ah good, we shouldn't get any distractions here. Should we go to the back?"
"As long as there's a plug nearby, I'm not assed really."
>You follow Twilight through the library and take a seat at the back.
>There's only a couple of small tables, but it's enough to space out your things.
>Plus it's mostly hidden behind the bookshelves, so no prying eyes can, well pry.
>"Anon, Twilight over here."
>You recognise that voice, even if it is a whisper.
>You look to your left and spot the bacon haired girl sitting at a similar small table.
>"Oh hi Sunset, how come you're here?"
>Twilight joins Sunset at the table, with you following her.
>You drag your feet along the floor and sit on a chair, opposite Sunset.
>Two names to remember now.
>"I had a free period because my Physics teacher is on holiday, and the supply teacher didn't turn up, so I figured I'd get some quiet time here. So what are you two doing then?"
>"Well Anon was going to show me his laptop, it does look quite fascinating, the technology must be quite advanced."
>You zone out of their conversation and pull your bag onto the table.
>Pulling out your charger, you plug it into the wall and into your laptop.
>You boot it up and login, checking the laptop is charging.
>"Anon?"
>Waking up a little you look up to the girls.
>"So how about it Anon? You want to come with?"
"With what? I wasn't listening."
>Sunset huffs slightly and rolls here eyes.
>"I said do you want to come to our slumber party tomorrow?"
>A slumber party with multiple girls sounds like a dream come true.
"I'd rather explore the effects of gravity and high altitudes on living tissue."
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>>28851179

>The girls glance at each other, their faces giving away their obvious confusion.
>"But what's that got to do with a slumber party? And we already know what happens when something falls from high heights."
>You look at Twilight, who has no idea what you're talking about.
"Nevermind. Anyway, you wanted to know about my tech?"
>"Oh yes, well I would love to know how-"
>"Before we get into that", Sunset interjects.
>"I want to talk you Anon, and apologise for last night. We just thought you were lonely and needed some friends."
>Sunset smiles at you, while Twilight attempts to fiddle with your keyboard.
>You push her hand away and move the laptop closer to you.
"I appreciate what you're doing, but I'm fine. Besides, I get by pretty well without friends."
>She's not wrong though. You could do with a few friends.
>Well, Rusty's your friend.
>That'll do for now.
>"Okay, how about we all go to get milkshakes after school? You can meet my friends and get to know them. They're really not as bad as you think, trust me."
>Milkshakes after school? It doesn't sound that bad.
"On one condition."
>"Okay, what?"
"You have to buy my milkshake for me yeah?"
>"Okay, that sounds good. Oh, and I could introduce you to everyone at lunch."
"Well that sounds absolutely delightful."
>Sarcasm drips from every word.
>"Great! So, what do you have there?"
>And straight over her head, wow.
"It's a laptop with two holographic led displays, a helluva lot more ram and storage than any regular computer, and a processor that's about four times as powerful as the best processors on the market."
>You glance over to Twilight, who's quickly scribbling on her notepad.
>Twilight looks up from her notepad and adjusts her glasses.

Sorry for being head, been dealing with unexpected shit, with no time to write.
I know I usually say I'll post tomorrowx but I probably wont. I'll post when I can
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>>28851214
>being head
What? Also good to see your not dead
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>>28851229

Meant to say dead, tired as fuck so i'm goin to bed
Nighty night anons
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>>28851261
Goodnight.
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>>28851179
> I'm not assed really."
When you wake up, really check your writing.
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By the powers of my shitty drawing, I summon you, Scootal00, back from the dead to continue your story, Emo Anon!

ARISE
CHICKUN

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE AND COMPLETE YOUR DESTINY!
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>>28852170
>Spider
HNNGGGG
What a qt
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>>28852170
he's dead Jim
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>>28852330
youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIk
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>>28852913
We tried that already, it didn't work.
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>>28851471
Thanks anon.

I've combed through what i've wrote so far and edited any mistakes, changed a couple of bits, nothing that affects the story though.
I've also updated the pastebin
http://pastebin.com/UcG73ANS
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>>28853809
Based, when are you going to update again?
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>>28853830
Hopefully soon, its getting cold now so i need to scout places to set up, and i'm dealing with stuff, so i want to get that out the way first.
Dont worry, I wont die on you
hopefully
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>Well this isn’t so bad
>After the initial, weirdness that ensued with introducing Jordan things quickly went to blue skies
>Everyone is chatting in the kitchen while you move to the living room you passed by to wait for Rarity
>Apparently she had some last minute chores to do
>You take a sip of your peppermint coco as you get comfortable on the floor next to the roaring fire
>Nothing quite as comfy like drinking hot coco next to a warm fire
>It’s even doubly so when you’re a bit achy and feel like sitting down
>It only occurs to you now, but you should probably be in extreme pain right now, right?
>There was the pain you felt during the dream, and when you lost what little of your lunch was left
>However, you really only feel a bit stiff now
>Honestly, you feel better than before you got home
>You should probably be a little more concerned about this than you are, but the urge to care is being subdued by comfort
>You lean against the couch as your eyelids start to droop
>You probably shouldn’t fall asleep right now; you’ll need to pay attention soon
>But you can’t stop the wave of comfy forcing them down for just a little bit
>You’re just resting your eyes, no big deal
>You breathe in the peppermint scent of coco and the burning wood
>Comfy levels are approaching “snug as a bug in a rug” tier
>Your internal comfy analysis is interrupted as you feel somebody lean into you
>Well shit, speaking of bugs
>Guess Jordan wants more pets?
>You pet its head because it seems to enjoy physical contact
>Jordan doesn’t chirp or rub its head into your palm like usual though
>At least for a moment before rubbing its head into your shoulder
>You feel content to pet Jordan for a while just, chilling
>Feels good
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>>28854100
>You sit there petting Jordan for a little while bathing in the warmth of the fire
>You need more rest
>Especially if you’re going to be fighting more SINs than just Gilda
>At least they give you something to focus on, you like that better than an undefined enemy
>Never was good at fighting an ambiguous foe
>Say, like your issues with mom…
>You sigh as you start to lean into Jordan as well
“I could use more of this…”
>You hear a happy sigh from your bug pal
>Maybe if you just keep your eyes closed and continue petting Jordan you won’t have to get up again?
>You put an arm over its shoulder and continue to pet its head
>If only things could be so nice
>You hate that D was right, but…
>You can’t just sit back while people are up to no good
>Especially in your neighborhood
>Even if you’ve only been here a couple months since you left all those years ago
>Your thoughts start to drift to a place they probably shouldn’t
>Thoughts about mom, old friends, old mistakes
>Just like you huh?
>The second you can get an extend amount of time to just relax you go and fog it up with problems
>You can tackle your issues when the fate of Canterlot and an entire alternate universe aren’t in the balance
>You know, when you put it like that you suddenly become a bit less confident that you can stop an ages old being from enacting its evil plans
>At least you’re not alone!
>You have a group of, acquaintances you met a few days ago…
>Not instilling the greatest of morale boosts here
>You feel Jordan’s arms wrap you into a tight hug that breaks your train of thought
>Guess the little duderito can tell when you’re feeling blue
>That, or it just wants to snuggle
>Little bug is REALLY touchy feely
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>>28854107
>Not that you mind or anything
>You set your hot coco on to the side
>You don’t like to admit it, but you do like some physical contact every once in a while
>You haven’t had much besides the awkward hug from foster parents over the years
>Well that and the loneliness inducing spooning of a pillow on especially sad nights
>Your mind really needs to stop wandering to the past
>You should just space out, pet Jordan, and listen to the crackling fire while drinking hot coco waiting for Rarity
>So you’ve just got to clea—
>”Oh, am I interrupting something for you Tw—“
>With the sudden voice speaking up you feel Jordan move out of your embrace making you fall flat to the ground
>You hear a muffled voice as someone runs off before you open your eyes only to find yourself alone
>Jeez, what’s Jordan’s problem?
>Actually, who was that just now?
>You didn’t recognize that voice
>Well mostly because it sounded like a dude
>Better question, why are you concerned?
>Just space out
>You stare at the fire from your new sideways perspective listening to the pop of fire wood and feeling its warmth envelope you
>While this is comfortable, you know that staying in this position on the floor for too long can’t be good for you
>You should probably get off your side
>You grunt pushing yourself up back into a sitting position
>Leaning back into the couch you notice someone walk in
>Oh, it’s Jordan walking in as if looking for something
>Upon seeing you its face lights up like a Christmas tree before tackling you into a hug
>Luckily since you were leaning into the couch you don’t fall over
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>>28854110
“What’s with you Jordan?”
>Wasn’t it snuggling you like less than a minute ago?
>Or is it just that starved for affection?
>You don’t know
>Probably should learn more about Jordan if you’re going to be looking out for the little guy
>Sure as hell ain’t gonna return em to Chrissy
>You smile at the little fella as you tussle its hair
>You kinda feel like a big brother worrying about stuff like that
>Which is really weird when you think about it
>Like for one, you just met this thing today, and two it also looks like a girl that you…
>You uhhh…
>You blink while staring into the fire thinking about the past few days again instead of relaxing
>It’s kinda funny
>Sure, you’ve probably easily had the worst past few days of your life, but in a way it’s been a lot of fun
>You’ve actually talked more in these past few days than the last 2 years combined
>Maybe that’s an exaggeration, but you have forgotten how your voice sounded from time to time
>While you didn’t think it was a problem before, maybe you were onto something in the car when you said you had some problems
>After all, life was just a repeated schedule before
>Sure, now you’re fighting for your and the lives of probably countless others, but in a way it feels better
>Like that with a giant weight hefted upon your shoulders so too has a flame been reignited in your heart
>The again you could just be dramatizing it just a bit
>Sure, Nihilem and the SINs could cause lots of trouble
>But someone besides you would stop them, right?
>Regardless, you guess you’re a bit happy Sunset has barged into your life
>Constant strife is a nice way to mix up things
>Heh, just thinking that is idiotic
>It’s not something you would’ve said a week ago
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>>28854112
>You may still hesitate to call any of the girls your “friends” yet, but you know that there’s some tangible change going on inside you
>Even if it is some small stuff
>Maybe you can go back to being normal?
>You smile wistfully to no one in particular
>Maybe you can still grow into that hero you always wanted to be?
>”Do you really think that?”
>What!?
>You snap your head around to look for whoever said that
>Only to find yourself alone with Jordan who still rubs its head into your chest happily humming
>There’s no way you just imagined that, it was too clear
>”That’s because you didn’t.”
>Oh fuck
>It’s coming from
>”Your own mind.”
>Well, that’s great
>”You still haven’t answered my question.”
>What, that you can become a hero?
>”Yes, do you really think a person can change who they fundamentally are?”
>You can
>”Really?”
>Everything changes with enough time
>You can hear laughing ringing in your ears
>”That’s funny Hero, so as you stare into that fire you have delusions of becoming a real hero huh?”
>They aren’t delusions
>After all, you have super powers now!
>”Given to you by a pin that you got from someone else.”
>Well you’ll admit it’s not the best origin story out there or anything
>”And you say you’ve changed; you still deflect anything you don’t like thinking about with humor or by just not thinking about it at all.”
>So?
>You’ve changed where it matters most li—
>”Like losing your cool and lashing out by punching things that make you angry?”
>You choke on your breath
>”You’ve done it twice in one day; I’d say that sounds like a new record for you…”
>What do YOU know voice!?
>”Everything YOU know, which is why I can say that you HAVEN’T changed.”
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>>28854121
>Bullshit!
>You HAVE changed!
>”Maybe the way you dress, the amount of social interaction you take, or how fit you are, sure.”
>You’ve changed more tha—
>”But are you really going to lie to yourself that you’ve CHANGED on the inside?”
>You, you’re dif—
>”No you’re not, you’re the same through and through; more muscular, more prone to isolate yourself, but you still do everything the same.”
>You can almost feel the voice breathing down your neck
>”You still haven’t gotten over the past, you still can’t open yourself up to people, and you’re still just an idiot.”
>Fuck you
>”The fact that you can’t refute me should be proof enough.”
>Your eye twitches
>”Because deep down you know that every word I’ve said.”
>It’s like the voice is someone whispering in your ear
>”Is 100% true.”
>Your gaze goes back to the fire still peacefully burning
>”But that’s fine, I figured I should just warn you.”
>About what?
>”You know that the closer you strive to the light, to be a HERO, the bigger the shadow you cast is, right?”
>You don’t respond
>”You may not be aware but you should know that your shadow is big enough to swallow you whole if you let it; so maybe, you should just back away while you still can?”
>You slow your breathing
>”Just some food for thought, Hero.”
>Who are you?
>You swear you see the shadows of the dancing flames move away
>”Don’t worry about it hero, if you’re smart you’ll never hear from me again.”
>Let’s hope for the voice’s sake you don’t
>Because you’ll SHOW him just how much you’ve changed!
>”Real heroic threat there HERO, I can tell the fight with your shadow will be one for the ages.”
>The voice sounds more distant now
>"I wonder, can you get strong enough to EVER face your shadow?"
>As the voice in your head stops you can see the shadow of the fireplace has gotten noticeably lighter
>But now you feel like there's a shadow in your mind
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>>28854127
>What does HE know!?
>You’ve changed!
>You’re a good guy
>You can be a hero
>That’s why you have to keep saying it, right?
>Shit, now you’re thinking like that
>You take a sip of hot coco as you realize that something
>Jordan isn’t rubbing its head in your chest anymore
>Now it’s looking up at you like it’s worried
>You heave yet another sigh with a frown
“Sorry bud, a thought just occurred to me is all.”
>Jordan wraps its arms around you in a tight embrace
>You wrap your own arms around it in return
>You close your eyes as you rest your chin on top of Jordan’s head and take a deep breath
>You need to calm down; sure somebody just invaded your mind for the 50ith time, but they only win if you let them rile you up
>Even if they worry you by, telling you what you really fear
>Jordan’s magic must be really good because it even smells like you’re sniffing Sunset
>You’d try to defend yourself and say you haven’t sniffed her enough to know, but who are ya kiddin?
>Maybe sitting next to the fire away from the group was a bad id—
>Your thoughts are interrupted by the creaking of the door opening
>”I am just so dreadfully sorry about my lateness; I just got so caught up in…”
>You open your eyes to a rain soaked Rarity
>Huh, you didn’t think anyone could pull off a trench coat fedora combo, but color you surprised
>She’s just standing there with her mouth agape now
>What’s her prob—
>Jordan’s loud purring vibrates your jaw causing your teeth to clatter
>Oh yea this might look…
>You should probably say something to clear this up
“Uh, it’s not what it looks like?”
>Rarity drops her rain-soaked umbrella on the ground
>Smooth
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Yadda yadda, something, I’m running out of things to say at the end of these updates, but I'll see ya next time!
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>>28854100
Buggy is cute.
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>>28854132
See you next update, also kek for the Raritysplosion.
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How long till we get the full game?
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>>28854925
>blank space
What does it say thread?
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>>28854940
"A patriot... and a real son of a bitch."
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>>28854132
JORDAN IS TOO CUTE

Also why does he/she/it still disguise itself? Everyone knows its a changeling now.
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>>28854110
Was Twilight getting her some comfy light petting from Anon?
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bump from 9 before bed.
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>>28857496
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Again, from the pastebin.

>You are granted with a sudden ‘ekk’ from the rainbow-haired girl as you sit down next to her.
“Oh, hey. Didn’t want to startle you.”
>She straightens out her back and looks at you, visibly embarrassed.
>”You didn’t scare me-- I was-- I just--”
“You’re eating at my table.”
>You point a finger to her one and a half of sandwiches on the tray in front of her.
“Or to be exact, you were so deep in thought you forgot about eating. Is something wrong?”
>She doesn’t answer you, but takes a small bite of her food.
>Her features look clearly annoyed as her brows furrow.
“Oh, ok. Didn’t want to bother, just thought. I’ll go to--”
>As you’re saying this and standing up, she swiftly places a palm on your arm that stop you.
>”No, stay. It’s your table.”
>You sit back and look at her, now hiding behind her hair.
>Not knowing what to say, you focus on your cheese sandwich.
>The cafeteria is as loud as always at this time, but you decide against your curiosity and not ask her what she’s doing here.
>After a moment, she digs out her own sandwiches that look homemade.
>They look nicer than the ones you just bought.
“Homemade?”
>”Huh?” She looks dumbfounded at first. “Oh, yeah. And your’s is from-”
“Yes.”
>You swallow another bite, and then take a french fry off your tray and push it closer to Rainbow Dash.
“Want some?”
>You don’t look at her, but feel her gaze on you as you munch your food down, taking another fry.
>She sighs and eventually reaches out for some.
>”Thanks.”
>She murmurs quietly.
>You just nod, more likely to yourself than to her, and smile.
>A minute or two passes by as you finish your food.
>When you swallow the last bite of your sandwich, you don’t feel full.
>Trying to grab some fries, you fail to get anything.
>You look at the big, empty paper bag of fries.
>Rainbow Dash smiles sheepishly as she looks at you.
>”Oh, um, sorry.”
>Damn.
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>>28859226
>Except those two fries you ate, she devoured the rest of it, as well as her sandwiches.
>You just look at her as her face grows embarrassed.
>She’s wearing something you can tell is her casual outfit with a pair of shorts that cover her thighs, which seem perfect.
>Her metabolism must be marvelous.
>”Hey, Anon. Stop staring like that.”
“Huh?”
>With a blank mind, you suddenly lock eyes with her.
>She has rather unusual, magenta eyes.
>”You make me feel uneasy when you look at me like a piece of meat.”
>You shake your head.
“No, no. I was just wondering where did you pack all of the food, I mean, look how athletic you are and yet, you find enough space to--”
>”Hey, I’m sorry, ok? You just said to have some, so I… ate them all? You must still be hungry.”
“I got two.”
>”Two?” She is visibly confused as she bites her thumb. “Two of what?”
“Two fries. I managed to eat two of all that extra big pack of those delicious, salted--”
>She interrupts you with a load groan.
>”Dude. Now I feel like a douche.”
>She says as she slides down the chair.
>You giggle at that.
“Don’t worry. I guess it’s my fault I didn’t keep a tab on eating them. Anyway, they’re just fries. Let’s not think about that. I ate and I’m not hungry anymore.”
>As to absolutely contradict you just said, your stomach grumbles, making her groan even louder and hit the table with her forehead.
“D-don’t do that!”
>”I feel bad I ate your food and you’re still hungry and I don’t have any cash on me to buy you those damned fries. This sucks.”
“Hey. I already told you it’s not a big deal, and to be completely frank, I find it quite inspiring.”
>And a bit amusing, but you won’t tell her that.
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>>28859229
>”What do you mean?”
>She turns her head still on the table so she can look into your eyes.
>As she is looking deep into your eyes, your face suddenly itches.
>You stop your hand just before your begin rubbing your face with a dirty hand and play it off by waving that palm in front of you.
“Oh, You know. This and those cupcakes yesterday are proving that you can eat all you want and still look awesome.”
>That makes her snort and lift her head off the table.
>“Jeez, Anon. That was cheesy.”
“Not as cheesy as my sandwich.”
>You say with a pseudo-concealed wink as she giggles.
>”Well, thanks, Anon. I may look and be awesome as always, but I feel bad for--”
“I already asked you to change the subject. But you know what? If you want to be clear with me, then maybe… make me a sandwich tomorrow?”
>She looks at you as if she doesn’t get it, then quickly shakes her head and place a palm on her small chin as if before crying out ‘Eureka!’.
>”Of course! I can do that!”
>Her sudden outburst of enthusiasm catches you off-guard and you laugh.
>She joins you in that fit, causing a pair of students from a nearby table to look at both of you.
>”Anyway, you still wanna to meet and run today?”
“As we agreed. I really enjoyed it yesterday.”
>You smile once again.
>”Even that part when you lost our bet?”
“Even that part-- ooh.”
>She bares her teeth in a grin.
>”You remember the wager? I can ask you about anything.”
>You just blankly stare at her, ignoring the increasing heat.
“Didn’t you already do that?”
>”That friendship question doesn’t really count, but I won’t do that yet, so don’t worry.”
“Why not? Why not ask me already?”
>After a heartbeat, both of you are surprised by your question.
>”Well, because I don’t have anything I want to ask you about right now.”
“Oh, great. So I’m not an interesting person. Thanks, Rainbow Dash-- OW!”
>She hits your arm.
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>>28859240>”You know what I meant, jackass.”
>Rubbing your sore spot, you curses.
“But I have something I want to ask you.”
>”Oh?” She raises a brow.
“Who made those delicious cupcakes? How can I get more?”
>As you listen intently, she taps the table.
>”You know what? You didn’t win, so I won’t tell you until you win the next time. That will make you push your limits.”
>That takes you aback somewhat.
“Why do you care about me being a good athlete, we don’t know each other that good, you fries-eating demon.”
>She gives you another toothy grin.
>”Simple, You are a good material for a runner and as the school captain in every discipline I still hope you’ll join the school team.”
>You laugh, standing up and taking your tray.
“Fat chance, but I can’t forbid you from hoping. Oh, wait. We never actually agreed where will we meet and at what time. Same place same time sounds too cliche to actually work.”
>”Huh. You know, that’s right. So how about my place?” She says standing up.
“But I don’t know where you live.”
>”Second Street 34. Now you know. You ran there yesterday; t-that’s when I saw you.”
>Her voice cracked as she looked away.
>Cute.
“Ok. At four thirty?”
>”Yes. We might go to the same restaurant later. I love their lemonade.”
>You can’t help but awkwardly smile and wave your hand as you go away.
>...
>You can’t go back to that restaurant, though.

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I'm sorry it takes forever. I am trying to speed up.
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>>28860257
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>>28859226
Good to see you back fappy, will read an check when I get some time. Got some other stuff piled up.
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>>28860926
It's ok!
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>>28860257
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>>28751163
PLEASE please stop with the cringey ass highschool weeb shit, it's it's so it's so annoying it's so annoying to see NANI1!!11!1! ALL ALL THE TIME
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>>28859243
Only a few mistake out of the posts I read,
>you curses.
you only need to say curse.
>don’t know each other that good,
that well, that good makes you sound like a kindergartener.
>You are a good material for a
you doesn't need to be capitalized, and the a before good is also unnecessary.
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>>28861692
Back now, had to pick up some furniture.
read this.>>28862544
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>>28862407
Twilight and Anon are weebs, deal with it.
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How many times must I bump this today?
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>>28863477
As many as necessary.
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>>28863495
Oh well. At least it isn't a thankless job.
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>>28863511
We thank you. Have an awesome pic from my awesome folder, you get another if you guess where its from.
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>>28863519
Is that two org cyborgs doing battle?
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>>28863545
You are half correct, its more father and adopted son bonding time. Or kung fu master final testing student time. Its a bit of both all things considered.
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>>28863608
It was an awesome scene. The lower orc is a blind Mexican pit dog/freedom fighter from a Aztec themed mega corporation on the lam from said corporation, and the top orc is a recent amnesiac student of the Mexican orc and lost super soldier experiment. He has Deus Ex arm blades and rocket legs. Like Shadow the hedgehog rocket legs. Also the dude got Iron Man armor and his own manga series in Neo-Japan as America Son.
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>>28863800
Well the Blind dude isn't actually a part of the Aztec corporation, but the freedom fighters from Mexico.
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>>28863477
One more time it seems.
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>>28864367
Have another awesome pic then.
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>Your name is Sunset Shimmer
>And currently you’re bored out of your mind
>It had hit that point in the semester where your classes were all reviewing before the first semester finals
>This left you struggling to keep your eyes open and comprehend what the hell your Chemistry teacher was talking about
>The only classes on Earth you really had trouble with were History classes, but even that class was just review this point of year
>Studies on Earth still weren’t as stimulating as in Equestria, but learning new things still excited you somewhat
>It’s part of why you were a student for so long
>The bell rings out, knocking you out of your self-induced rant about reviewing and studying
>You pack your belongings into your backpack, sling it over your shoulder, and head towards the lunchroom
>This lunch break was extremely well deserved in your opinion
>You shuffle through the line for the next five minutes, grab your government approved meal, and pay for it at the end of the line
>You trod over to your usual spot, choosing to sit with your newfound friends
>Ever since your redemption last year, you’ve been happier than ever
>The six of you had been through so much together, and now you have a new friend to help impart friendship wisdom upon as well
>This universe’s Twilight Sparkle, a fledgeling student of friendship
>You sit down and place your tray in front of you, consuming the bland meal
>The topic of friendship comes up in your head, and you realize that ever since the camp trip you have all hit a low point on friendship issues
>You scan the lunchroom slowly, looking for any potential issues
>And there you find it
>He sat at the end of the table, alone
>There were people within three seats of him, but yet he sat apart
>You could tell he was fairly isolated
>He stares down at his hands, cellphone in hand
>Looking back on it, he was never there for all those crazy events that happened in the past year
>Now what was this guy’s name again?
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>>28864688
>In… cognito? Unknown? Nondescript?
>Anonymous! That’s it!
“Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?”
>Six pairs of tired eyes meet your face as you continue to stare at the loner
>Pinkie Pie is the first to speak up
>”Oooh! I know Anon! Well I don’t know know him but I know who he is! He got really mad when I offered to plan his birthday part, and when I told him I got his hint about wanting a surprise party he flipped out and starting yelling at me! And then when he noticed we were in the middle of the hall he said something about pasta and ran off!”
>You can’t tell whether that was some good old Pinkie Pie embellishment or if that was the honest truth
“Come on guys, one of you has to know something about him?”
>Rainbow Dash speaks up next
>”I think I saw him at football practice once or twice, he was like, failing so bad. I felt kinda bad for him so I went up and asked if he was okay and he just walked away silently. I don’t think he ever came back.”
>You can see gears turning in the rest of the girls heads
“Ah think ah sold him a case of cider once”
“Now that you mention it, I do believe I altered some pants for him once”
“I don’t think I’ve uh, ever seen him…”
“I’ve seen him around the library at school once or twice.”
>So far what the girls have come up with is fairly inconclusive
>You think about the situation for a moment
“Well girls, I think this will make an excellent friendship lesson. Imagine how proud the other Twilight will be when she hears we befriended someone like this!”
>Your friends nod excitedly, chattering amongst themselves
“Alright, so who wants to try talking to him first?”
>Pinkie Pie jumps up in her seat
>”Oooh ooh! I’ll do it!”
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>>28741816
Why is Anon so fucking jacked in this image?
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>>28864711
That is YFNAnon's JoJo light Anon. Character is ripped.
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>>28864696
>Your name is Anonymous
>Currently you are enjoying some top quality shitposting on your phone
>You scroll away at your phone, your half eaten lunch sitting in front of you
>You jump a little as you hear a tray slam down next to you
>”Hey there dude, whatcha looking at?”
>You click the power button and slam the phone down onto the table in one fell swoop
>Fear overtakes your heart as you realize how hard you slammed your phone down
>You flip it over, a brand new crack overtaking half the screen
>”Yiiiiikes dude, that’s gotta suck. What were you looking at anyways, porn?”
>You turn to your right, the smug face of a rainbow haired girl staring at you
>You frown, taking a deep breath in
“What do you want, Rainbow Dash?”
>Her face explodes into a Cheshire smile, as she puts her hands on her hips and sits up straight
>”So you already know my name! That makes this a lot easier haha!”
>She extends her hand into your face
>”As you already know, my name’s Rainbow Dash! You’re that dude who quit the football team right?”
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>>28864696
Mercer Anon? Or are you a new writefag entirely?
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>>28864747
Mercer Anon? Only things I've written are like, one story in the public nudity/losing clothes thread when it was first starting out and some stories in the JoJo threads.

>Sour memories come up as you remember your weeks of getting laughed at by the football team during training camp, and she was the straw that broke the camel’s back
>Her false sympathy was probably the segue into a big joke, and you were not dealing with that
>At least the one good thing that came out of that football shit was the fact that you’re not as out of shape as you used to be
>Not exactly in shape either
>You cautiously shake her hand
“Yeah, that’s me… My name’s Anonymous.”
>She gives you a light punch on the arm
>”So dude, I’m giving you a once in a lifetime opportunity here.”
>You squint your eyes at her
>”I’m giving you, Anonymous, local outcast, THE opportunity to be friends with one of THE coolest chicks in this entire school. How’s that sound?”
>You keep up a calm exterior, but inside you’re fuming
>Who does she think she is?
>Well, the coolest chick in school obviously
>You’re not going to play her silly game, you thought these popular kids were done with the jokes
“Nah, I refuse.”
>”I knew you’d accept, afte- wait what.”
“Why would I want to be friends with one of the crazy bitches that are probably the source of all this weird shit that keeps happening? I just want to get through high school and survive, I’m not dying to some magic beast because I hang out with you assholes.”
>”Dude were you even there when that shit happened? We’re the ones who FIX the magic issues.”
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>>28864830
>You recall every single insane event that happened last year
>Sunset Shimmer turning into a demon
>Instead of watching like the rest of those idiots, you ran to the bathroom and hid
>That crazy Battle of the Bands thing
>That was the week you got those noise cancelling headphones
>The Friendship Games
>You hid in the bathroom the minute you saw some bitch transform into a demon
>Camp Everfree
>You couldn’t even go on that trip, you had the flu
>Hearing the chatter about it afterwards gave you a pretty good idea of what went down
>You were never more glad to be sick in bed
“For most of them yeah. For some reason, I’m the only one who decides it’s time to get the fuck out of there when some crazy shit goes down and not watch you guys do whatever it is that you do.”
>You chuckle softly
“Even then, I still don’t want to hang out with you guys. I have shit to do.”
>Well, shit to do constituted homework, beating off, and shitposting
>Still, you enjoyed your life of solitude
>No friends meant no responsibilities to other people
>You didn’t worry about having to keep up a social image or keep other people happy
>Plus this is all over in what, two years? Not worth it at this point to make friends you’ll just lose anyways when they all go off to colleges and shit
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>>28864830
Well, welcome to the thread, try to be consistent. We have problems with writefags not completing anything.
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>>28864843
Yeah, you and every other thread.

>>28864839
>You’d rather make longer lasting friends in like, college or the job field
>Whatever the hell it is you want to do after school anyways
“Listen, I just don’t want to be your friend okay? This is probably just a prank anyways, so go tell your friends that I actually believed your shtick or some shit.”
>You dismissively wave at her as she picks up her tray and stomps off
>Grumbling, you continue to scroll through your phone, the newfound crack striking a nerve every time you notice it


>You are Sunset Shimmer
>Everybody’s been watching Rainbow for the past five minutes or so
>It doesn’t seem to have gone well
>She stomps back over to the table, slamming her tray down and getting back into her seat
>”What an asshole! No wonder he doesn’t have any friends!”
>”I offered to be his friend, who rejects being friends with Rainbow Dash!”
>”Apparently he does Rainbow.”
>Rainbow shoots Applejack a look that could kill, and then retells what went on with Anon
“I’ll be honest, it seems like there’s some deeper issues going on here. This just means we can’t stop trying!”
>Six heads nod in agreement
“We need to work out a plan of attack, everybody huddle up.”
>The six of you huddle together and begin to work out a plan to get Anon to come out of his shell
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>>28864905
>You are Anon
>You head to your locker after your last class of the day, grabbing the textbooks you need and putting the ones you don’t in
>As you finish packing up, you hear the prominent click of heels heading towards you, on the opposite side of your locker
>You close your locker, staring your new annoyance right in her eyes
>Her p-pretty blue eyes
>Rarity, the school’s premier fashionista is staring you right in the eyes
>Your face heats up and you take a step back
>”Why hello there Anonymous, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
>She extends her right hand towards you daintily, placing it loosely in the space between you two
>Your hand shakily goes to meet it, and you take extra care not to let the sweat from your hand meet her delicate fingers
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>>28864994
“It’s uh, n-nice to me-”
>”NOW FLUTTERSHY! GRAB IT!”
>It takes you a second to comprehend the girl’s outburst before you feel a hand rummaging through your pocket
>It grabs your phone, but not before giving your wallet and your genitals a soft touch
>You swipe at the girl behind you as their stunning combination attack wears off, but she ducks under your grab
>They abused your one weakness, cute girls!
“Damn it! Give me my phone back you bitch!”
>”I-I’m sorry! This was the only thing we could think of! You can have it back… if you agree to go to Pinkie’s house and hang out with all of us.”
>You groan, tightening your fists
>As much as you would love to punch this cunt, grab your phone, and go, assault charges are a bitch
“Fine, just… let me call my parents first and let them know I’ll be somewhere.”
>”Alright Anon, here you go.”
>”Wait, Fluttershy don’t!”
>They both realize too late as you snatch your phone and hightail it out of there
“Later suckers!”
>You slam the doors open, before a sack wraps around your body
>Unfortunately, the arms holding you are not strong enough to stop your momentum, and your new sack-covered body goes flying down the stairs at the school's entrance
>The last thing you hear is something about a back-up plan not going as expected before you black out
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>>28865003
http://pastebin.com/5kY1tQak

Pastebin. I've got work to do tomorrow but I will be back.
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>>28865050
>FriskyBits
I'm sure I read this name in another thread(s?)
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>>28865110
You might have seen me in JoJo threads or draw threads.
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>>28862551
Fun fact, according to my text doc I've only used Nani 18 times throughout the entirety of the story
Pic related

>>28864367
I appreciate the work Anon

>>28865050
Looking forward to more dude!
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>>28865050
>>28865003
I like this Anon, hope you write more soon.
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>>28864696
>>Pinkie Pie jumps up in her seat
>>”Oooh ooh! I’ll do it!”
>>28864746
why did rainbow go?
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>>28865980
9
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>>28866279
Oh fuuuuck, I should probably not write at 2 AM

>Applejack chuckles for a moment, before putting a hand on Pinkie’s shoulder
>”Now now Pinkie, I know you’re excited to make a new friend, but you know how you get. You tend to overwhelm people sometimes.”
>Pinkie deflates for a second, but then perks back up again
>”Fine, but I still get to plan his ‘Congratulations On Your New Friends Anon!’ party!”
“Alright Pinkie, so who else would like to try?”
>Rainbow stands up, sticking her thumb to her chest
>”I’ll do it! There’s no way Anon would give up the chance to be friends with someone as cool as me!”
>Everyone nods and talks amongst themselves, agreeing with the suggestion
>Rainbow heads over to Anonymous’ table
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>>28867217
that's better
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>As your vision returns you blink several times
“Jesus christ… my head…”
>Attempting to get up results in you falling back down
>”Oh my… I think he’s awake”
>You study your surroundings
>Those seven psychopaths are all around you
>You scramble to get up, scooting backwards
“W-where am I?”
>”Well darling, we may have had a teensie issue holding you back, and you just miiiight have fallen down some stairs.”
“And you didn’t think to take me to the hospital or anything like that?! Where the hell am I?!”
>”You’re at my house Anon! Don’t worry, my rooms super DUPER fun!”
>So you’re at the pink ones house
>You need to get the hell out of here before you get fucking killed by these weirdos
“So, what do you want? Because if you want kidneys you’re about three years too late, my uncle already got to them.”
>You’re met with puzzled responses before what you assume to be the head bitch herself, Sunset Shimmer, speaks up
>”We want to be your friend Anonymous. That’s all, I swear.”
“Why? Why me?”
>”You just seemed… lonely.”
“I want to be alone, that’s the point. Besides, the only reason you care is because you pity me.”
>”No, Anon, that’s not the point! Everybody deserves friends, you can’t really be happier being alone.”
>This strikes a nerve within you
>Were you really happier being alone?
“I don’t have to live up to anybody’s expectations but my own. There’s no one I can disappoint but myself. Why would I want to add unnecessary stress to my life? Even if I do get close to somebody, I’ll just get hurt because we’ll grow apart or I’ll fuck it up.”
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>>28867806
>Sunset stammers for a moment, trying to think of anything to refute this
>You get up and walk towards the door
“Anyways, thanks for assaulting me and all that, but I have shit to do. If you talk to me again I’ll… shit I don’t know, do something!”
>”Anon wait!”
>You turn around, scowling at whoever dared to interrupt your semi-dramatic exit
>It was the purple geeky one
>”Do you know about the Hedgehog’s Dilemma?”
>You shake your head softly
>”It’s a metaphor about human intimacy. Hedgehogs attempt to get close to each other during the winter to share heat, but they end up hurting each other with their spines. All human intimacy requires substantial mutual harm.”
“So what?”
>”Soooo, if the hedgehogs don’t get close to each other, they’ll freeze. And that hurts them more than the spines of the other hedgehog. So you should be willing to risk a little harm, because doesn’t being alone hurt more?”
>You ponder this for a moment
>All those walks you took out into town, your heart feeling a sharp pain whenever you saw groups of friends chatting
>Watching a couple walk down the halls, hands intertwined
>What do you really have to lose? If you fuck up you’ll go back to being alone like you are now, and you don’t mind it that much
>You sigh softly, returning to the bed and sitting down
“Fine. Let’s get to know each other girls.”
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>>28867809
I like this
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>>28868660
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Page 9 is bad mkay?
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>"How do the screens work?"
"Well they work by translating data from the laptop into readable images, which are then displayed above the laser bar here."
>You point to the bottom of the display and run your finger along it.
"If I cover up part of the laser, that part of the display isn't shown."
>You swipe across the laser a few times, demonstrating the effect.
"You can also touch it, like a touchscreen, and manipulate things."
>You make another demonstration by swiping on the screen and opening apps.
>Twilight scribbles through her notebook, hanging on every word you say.
>"This is incredible. This kind of technology is still in prototype stage, but your's is working flawlessly. Does it use laser plasma technology?"
"Well I wouldn't say it's flawless but..."
>You trail off as you watch Twilight furiously jotting down notes.
>What if she tries to steal your technology?
>Can't be having that, you could make big money with this.
"Well it works by electricity and other things."
>That should be enough info for her.
>"How long did it take to design?"
>You think back to when your started making it.
>How long ago? You can't even remember.
"A few months, give or take. Can't really remember." Why do you want to know though?"
>Twilight flips the page and jots down a couple of notes.
>"I'm just interested, I do quite like experimenting and discovering new technology."
>"Twilight is very good with all this techno stuff, she even made a magical amulet that absorbs magic!"
>Sunset sits up and leans back in her seat.
>Twilight however, frowns and glares at Sunset.
>"Sorry Twilight", Sunset looks down as she apologises.
>Alrighty then, that happened.
>Shaking your head, you pack your laptop into the bag and pull the charger from the wall.
"Alrighty then, nice talking to you and, whatever."
>"Wait!"
>Sunset gets up from her chair and stands next to you.
>"You're still meeting us at lunch right?"
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>>28871140

>Meet the girls at lunch?
>Or get high in your car?
>Decisions decisions decisions.
"Yeah I'll see you there, maybe."
>You whisper the last bit under your breath.
>You probably wont, besides, you have your lunch sitting in the car.
>You wave to the girls and head out the library.
>You check your phone.
>20 minutes before your next class.
>Might as well chill in the car for a bit.

Sorry its short, just felt like i should post something.
Anyway. Its nearly 4am, and i'm going to bed. See you soon
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>>28871154
Goodnight and thanks for the update.
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I'm a bit exhausted right now, but I'll try to get the next update written out and proofread tomorrow if I can.

Sorry for the lack of progress. But at least you've got some great content in the meantime.
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>>28871631
Based Axii, we know you wont let us down.
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>>28871525
BUT THOSE TITS ARE!
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>Don’t lose your composure Rarity
>Certainly it MUST not be what it looks like
>Because it LOOKS like Anon is cuddling Sunset next to a romantic roaring fire sipping hot coco, but that’d be ridiculous!
>Unless Sunset decided to put the moves on Anon in the time you’ve been “occupied”
>Nononononono, Sunset can’t possibly be interested i—
>You realize it was Sunset that brought Anon up at first during lunch
>She was also the one who insisted you all become friends with him
>She’s been eyeing him the whole time!
>How couldn’t you see it!?
>She even had him sleep over at her house!
>Well, you did too…
>But you’ve made up your mind!
>Anon is a gentlemanly knight that deserves a refined lady!
>Not some horse who should already be in college!
>Anon is YOURS!
>You’re the first one who got his number!
>No, that’s not right
>He’s not YOUR boyfriend, yet anyways
>Take a deep breath and calm down Rarity
>You close your eyes as you close the door behind you
>A lady must know when to accept defeat
>Or at least wait for an opportune time to strike
>Maybe that aphrodisiac is still affecting your mind
>After all, Anon has not been one to lie
>Even when you caught him sniffing your…
>You feel an involuntary shiver tingle down your spine
>Ok, you’re definitely still under the effects of Twilight’s special brew
>Just act natural Rarity, no one else will know
>You open your eyes and put on your most polite smile
>However you’re afraid it might be a bit too plastic as Anon’s face’s worried expression only get more pronounced
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>>28872794
>Alright that’s just a tad odd
>In a span of 30 seconds Rarity looks like she went from simmering anger to this Barbie-esque smile
>Overall, creepy/10
>Perhaps it’s time to elaborate on how this isn’t what it looks like
“Rarity meet Jordan, it’s the changeling I met at the warehouse earlier this morning.”
>Rarity’s smile turns into a nod of, hopefully, understanding
>”Ah yes, but why does Jordan look like Sunset?”
>You hold a finger up matter-of-factly
“You see the reason Jordan looks like Sunset is… I don’t know.”
>You shrug
“But it’s better than trying to bring a four foot tall bug around without anyone noticing.”
>Rarity strokes her chin
>”Yes I suppose that’s true…”
>Things get a little uncomfortably quiet between the two of you
>Except for Jordan’s unrelenting purring
>Rarity looks like she’s a little less stressed
>Maybe you should get off the floor now?
>You pat the snuggly bug on the head to get its attention
>Jordan’s crystal seawater colored eyes stare into yours as a blissful smile paints its face
“Gotta get up now little guy.”
>Jordan frowns slightly while sitting back on its butt with a small *pomf*
>Standing back up you stretch out as Rarity hangs her coat and hat on the rack
>You extend a hand to Jordan who happily accepts it
>Then, big surprise, it links its arm with yours
>You notice Rarity staring at the two of you
“This little bugerido has been clinging to me every chance it gets since I picked em up in the warehouse.”
>Rarity walks over to you, her eyes inspecting Jordan
>”Ah, well I’d have to commend its taste then.”
>She stops on your other side before linking arms with your other arm
>H-hey now
>What’s with everyone being so touchy feely today?
>”Now shall we go talk with the others? I assume they were waiting for me.”
>Before you can respond she starts dragging you to the kitchen
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>>28872800
>Stepping into the kitchen it looks like the gangs all here, except for one
>Where’s Twilight?
>”Sorry to keep all of you waiting, I had some last minute things I just HAD to get done before we have our little soiree.”
>The others, still standing around the island counter, smile at Rarity after their eyes dart from you to her
>”Ah wouldn’t worry none sugarcube, we’ve been chewin the fat while we wait.”
>Pinkie nods with a whipped cream bread dangling off her chin
>”Mhmm, we made plans to throw a HUGE party fo—“
>Sunset laughs once more while shoving a fistful of marshmallows in Pinkie’s open mouth
>”FOR celebrating when we defeat the SINs, right Pinkie!?”
>Pinkie gulps the wad of marshmallows in one go while nodding
>”Y-yea, haha, for when we defeat the SINs!”
>Rainbow has the biggest smirk you’ve seen her spout yet
>”It’s going to be 100 no 200% AWESOME!”
>Rarity let’s go of your arm as she engages Applejack and Rainbow in small talk
>Before you move to the counter Fluttershy ghosts past everyone and over to you
>”Anon, have you seen Twilight?”
>You scrunch your face slightly
“Uh, no can’t say I have, sorry.”
>Fluttershy offers a small smile
>”Oh no, that’s alright; it’s just that she said she had something to ask you and wandered off.”
>Something to ask you?
>What could she want to talk about before the meeting?
>Nothing really comes to mind right away
>Odd
>You, Fluttershy, and Jordan all walk up to the island counter as you ponder
>Standing in front of the counter you can see what appears to be loose notes and schematics
>For what though, you have no idea
>If you had to compare them to something you’d say something like a backpack with a gun connected to it
>That and other metal bits connecting from the back to the arms and legs
>Hell, if you didn't know any better you'd say she was making...
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>>28872806
>Your in-depth analysis of the schematics is interrupted by a coughing from behind you
>”*Ahem*, now that we are all here I’d like to officially start the introduction!”
>Oh damn this must be serious, Twilight didn’t even attempt to be “cool” or anything
>You turn to Twilight while leaning on the counter
>She’s standing with a professional neutral expression, but more importantly, the backpack gun thing
>Instead of her signature lab coat over literally anything she’s wearing, well you don’t really know
>It looks kinda like something you’d see in a cyberpunk campaign
>It’s a black jumpsuit with metal connecting from the backpack to the suit, but purple glowing nodes(?) at all her joints connected by thin glowing wires laced into the jumpsuit
>Actually, getting a closer look you can also safely say that the gun part looks like decked out a plasma gun from 40K as well
>Twilight holds the plasma gun in one hand pointing it towards the ceiling with a proud smile
>”I introduce to you my field prototype MC-TEK, the Magical Containment and Transportation Equipment Kit.”
>Everyone voices their curiosity
>”Hot damn Twi, what on earth is that?”
>”That thing looks like it could shoot sweet laser-blasts!”
>”O-oh my…”
>”It certainly has a future-chic feel to it.”
>”Wowzers Twily, it’s like you’re a one man rave!”
>Sunset just smiles while crossing her arms
>It certainly looks cool, but you can’t help but notice how big the thing is
>Like the gun is almost comically oversized for Twilight
>You’re actually a bit surprised she can heft it around with one hand
>Sunset seems to notice your scrutinizing gaze
>”What's wrong Anon?”
>You know that Twilight is supposed to be smart and all, but there's no way she made what you're thinking
“It looks cool and all, but how heavy is that thing Twilight? I almost can’t believe you can lift it.”
>It looks like you’d have a hard time lifting it as effortlessly and you’re like a good half a foot bigger than her
>Well that, and muscles
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>>28872812
>Twilight’s pride-filled smile gets slightly bigger as she puts the plasma gun on her backpack
>”I’m glad you brought that up Anon.”
>She walks forward a bit and holds out her gloved hand
>She points to a purple glowing node thing on the back of her hand before stating much like a teacher
>”This is called an MGS node which stands for Magical Gathering System node.”
>She points to the purple glowing wires
>”You see, I learned at the Friendship Games that magical energy could be transferred and stored like electricity.”
>She pushes her glasses up
>”I also found out that the girls and I now give off trace amounts of Equestrian magic!”
>She turns around and points to her backpack
>Huh, kinda reminds you of a proton pack
>”So what the MGS system does is harness the residual magic we generate and condense it to become a usable source of power for the MC-TEK power pack.”
>You raise an eyebrow, she can’t be saying that thing is actually…
>Rainbow speaks up
>“That’s cool and all, but that still doesn’t answer how you manage to lift all that without breaking a sweat.”
>She points to the metal piston looking protrusions coming from the backpack
>”That in turn powers my HMS that's connected to my jumpsuit and MGS.”
>Twilight poses like she’s a flexing body builder
>”The HMS or Heavy Moving Suit allows the user to move up to 3 times their normal lifting weight!”
>Shit, that doesn’t sound like much, but you know if your bench went up 3 times their normal amount you’d be out lifting some of the world’s strongest benchers
>But more importantly than that
“YOU DEVELOPED AN EXOSUIT!?”
>Twilight’s face beams pride as she smiles like a little kid
>”Yes, and thanks to the MGS I was able to overcome the power supply problems of most modern models!”
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>>28872815
>Bullshit!
>You almost refuse to believe it
>No you DO refuse to believe it
>Twilight sighs with a bit of a frown
>”Admittingly, because I had to rush to push this to a more usable state the HMS is still a little buggy with user input.”
>She taps what looks like a small pda on her wrist before her frown gets a little more frustrated
>”There are some models in development that read the electrical impulses the brain sends out to act almost like the user’s limb with how smooth they can control the exo-suit’s articulation.”
>She looks back up to the staring crowd
>”Unfortunately the HMS requires the user to actually do the movement you want before it’ll help you. So while the MC-TEK has effectively an unlimited battery and strong lifting capabilities when partnered with the HMS, it has a bit of a lag before strengthening.”
>It seems the others are just as mesmerized as you are by Twilight’s explanation
>”There’s also the lack of mobility the MC-TEK has causing the user to a light jog at most.”
>You really don’t know how to respond to this
>Well besides how the MC-TEK actually contains magic
>Twilight has made what looks like a fluid moving exo-suit that virtually runs forever, and can actually jog
>Nothing to be excited about or anything
>You grab Twilight by the shoulders
“You say that like you got a C on a test, are you an idiot!?”
>The girls voice their agreement behind you as well
>Rainbow scratches her head while scrunching her face up
>”So wait, Twilight made a strength suit that’s able to enhance the user’s strength 3 times by using the magical energy that we all now generate, can move pretty freely, and contain magic, but she thinks that’s not good enough?”
>Everybody turns to Rainbow after her rather, astute summarization
>You and Twilight make eye contact before looking back at Rainbow and saying at the same time
>”Yea pretty much.”
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>>28872817
>Pinkie crosses her arms while shaking her head
>”Talk about shooting for the stars…”
>Rarity stops inspecting Twilight’s outfit and voices something you just thought
>”While I think everyone besides you Twilight can agree that this is a marvel of modern engineering, how does this exactly contain magic?”
>Twilight snaps her fingers
>”Ah yes, I got too caught up with Anon’s question and got off track.”
>She unracks the plasma gun off her backpack and holds it in front of her
>”This is what I think is the REAL achievement of the MC-TEK!”
>She detaches a hose from the end of it causing the glowing coil thingie inside the gun to stop glowing
>Going to the opposite end of the island table she places it in the middle
>”This is the basis for the entirety of the MC-TEK, I based all this on my pendent I used to detect magic.”
>Applejack scratches her chin and pipes up
>”Ah was actually wonderin about that Twi, what’s ta stop the MC-TEKs from exploding like the pendant did?”
>Twilight nods
>”That was an initial worry I had as well, so I started to experiment with how much magic standard batteries could hold.”
>She points the coil on the gun
>”You see this coil acts just like the pendant, sucking in any magic it’s aimed at, and transfers magic into the MC-TEK power pack.”
>She takes the backpack off and slams it on the counter
>”I’ll spare you the details, but suffice to say after a lot of trial and error I believe I’ve found the optimal battery that will be able to absorb more than any magic we encounter.”
>She pulls out a cylinder from the bottom of the power pack
>”This cylinder has 2.75 times the storage capacity of the original pendant I made!”
>Now you weren’t there for it, but wasn’t one full pendant able to turn her into a she-demon able to rip holes in reality?
>In other words
>THAT’S A LOTTA MAGIC!
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>>28872825
>But something about this is still bugging you
>Fluttershy tugs on Twilight’s sleeve
>”Uh Twi, I have a tinsey tiny question…”
>Twilight raises an eyebrow
>”What is it Fluttershy?”
>Fluttershy locks her fingers together while looking at the MC-TEK power pack
>”Well um, I know you said you’d spare us the details, but how did you figure out that the power pack thing would hold more magic than the pendant?”
>Twilight smiles and looks to Sunset
>To which Sunset brightens up and starts to speak
>”Well I was able to help her with that; we were able to figure out how similar magic is to electricity by going to Equestria to run tests there!”
>Oh, so they went to Equestria to be able to fully utilize Sunset’s magic and Twilight’s technology?
>Twilight smiles once more
>”And that’s why the MC-TEKs are the best combination of Equestrian magic and Earth technology in existence!”
>Man that’s a lot to take in
>”And why Twilight is the smartest around!”
>Huh?
>Turning around to whoever said that you see, a dog?
>The dog blushes
>”Oh and you too Sunset!”
>Did that dog just…
>Twilight walks forward crouching down and picking up the purple talking pupper
>”Thanks spike.”
>Applejack steps forward from inspecting the gun laughing
>”Well, I don’t think there was any doubt there!”
>Is everyone just gonna ignore that?
>The rest start laughing as well
>Rainbow manages to work in between laughs
>”Yea, I don’t think there’s anyone around as smart as Twilight and Sunset.”
>No one else disturbed by the talking dog?
>Just you?
>Jordan even starts to chirp happily
>Yea, just you
>After a bit of chuckling Twilight notices you staring at Spike and looks from him to you
>She let’s out an oh before chuckling a bit more
>”Sorry about that Anon.”
>She walks to you and holds Spike up to you
>”Spike introduce yourself.”
>Spike, who was just staring at Jordan, snaps his attention to you
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>>28872829
>Spike holds a paw out to you
>”Uh hi there, I’m Spike!”
>You can feel your face twitch
>Against your better judgment you shake his paw
“N-nice to meet ya…”
>After letting go of his paw Spike smiles
>”Likewise!”
>And then he licks your face
>Ok, maybe that’s the last straw
>Twilight lowers Spike and cradles him
>”Hey now Spike how many times do I have to tell you, always ask for permission before licking someone’s face!”
>Pinkie jabs Twilight with her elbow lightly while looking to you
>”Aw I’m sure Non-non doesn’t care…”
>Nope, can’t take this
“That’s not the problem here!”
>Now everyone, even the talking dog, are staring at you like you’re the weirdo!
“Is really no one bothered with the talking dog, no one? Like I know magic exists but to be that blasé about it?”
>Now everyone has that look of understanding before Twilight steps forward
>”Ah yes, when I turned into Midnight Sparkle a stray bolt of magic granted Spike the ability to talk.”
>Spike nods happily
>Ah, of course
>It was just magic bro
>You feel tired
>No, you feel hungry
>You take a seat at the table on the other end of the kitchen
“Who’s hungry, I’m hungry! Let’s eat!”
>Jordan sits on your lap as Rainbow takes a seat across from you
>”Yea I am too, what’re we going to have?”
>You pull the chair out next to you and point Jordan’s head to it
>Sunset takes the seat to your left
>”I guess we could order a pizza and continue discussing the plan for tonight as we eat?”
>Jordan seems to get the point after you pat the seat several times and sits in it
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>>28872834
>Pinkie jumps into a seat at the end of the table
>”That sounds like a GREAT idea Sunny, where should we get it from?”
>Applejack sits next to Rainbow as Flutter shy sits across from Sunset
>”Ah got a hankerin for the Pizzeria if any of ya don’t mind.”
>Someone please tell you that’s not its name
>Sunset rolls her eyes and throws you a smiles
>”They’re better than their, oh so original name trust me.”
>What is with all the uncreative names or horse themed names around here?
>Twilight sits at an end of the table while placing Spike on the table
>”I could go for that too, what toppings do we want to get?”
>You start to tune out the conversation as your mind wanders once more
>It’s not that you don’t care or anything, but you’re starting to feel a little, burnt out
>Sunset tugs at your sleeve and whispers to you
>”Hey Anon, you’re looking a little worse for wear there; what happened?”
>Oh yea, forgot to tell everyone what happened
>You’re a bit surprised they didn’t bring it up earlier honestly
>Probably didn’t notice since you went off to have hot coco by yourself so quickly
>You lean over towards Sunset and whisper back
“A lot of stuff happened after the hospital is all, feeling a little tired.”
>Sunset nods looking you up and down before scrunching her face up
>”Now that I get a better look at you, what happened to your wounds and your clothes?”
>You sigh as you palm your cheeks and lean into your hands
“I should probably tell everyone while we wait for the za to arrive.”
>Rainbow must’ve heard you as she stops messing around with Applejacks hat and looks to you
>”Tell us what?”
>And suddenly all eyes are on you
>Fantastic
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Magical gadgets and gizmos oh my! Till the next upperdate! Also before you say anything, I know I'm not very smart dumping a big update before the thread dies.
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>>28872193
true
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>>28872838
poor Anon, he gets to explain his blackouts and the possibility of going crazy. Maybe Rarity, Sunset, and Jordan will hug him till he feels better.
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>>28873894

Who making new thread
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>>28874180
I might if you lazy bastards don't do it.
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>>28874223
No need for that anon, you actually hurt my feelungs
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>>28874259
Last post before sage woo
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>>28872794
>>Anon is a gentlemanly knight that deserves a refined lady!
>>Not some horse who should already be in college!
wow harsh
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>>28872834
Jordan will never not be adorable. Also, why aren't the horsepeople freaked about the changeling in the room?
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New thread up you lazy bastards. >>28875030
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