Welcome to /mlp/, how autistic are you?

>>28739058
How autistic am I? I go to /qa/ to start both a pro-GR15 and an anti-GR15 thread every day!

>>28739058
I post on this board.

I'm in love with a cartoon horse.

>>28739058
How autistic am I? I have autism!

>>28739058
I still watch the show

>>28739058
I like EG more than FiM and I have never fapped to AJ or RD.

I like SoarinDash and FlutterMac

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>>28739120
>shipping

I was diagnosed with aspergers.

>>28739058
I waste my time doing pony memes

>>28739134
Weren't we all. Also, as of DSM-V (2013), there are no separate classifications like autism, asperger disease, pervasive development, etc. It's now all autism spectrum disorder.

I went to a meet up once. I didn't speak to anyone.

>>28739058
I'm not

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>>28739058
How autistic am I? I watched all the EqG movies in order!

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>>28739221
Yeah, so?

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I fucking love fluffy ponies.

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>>28739233
From memory.

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>>28739238
Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

>>28739058
How autistic am i?
I have a waifu, and i llike Twilight
>So what
I'm remaining a pure virgin for her, and i like alicorn twilight

>>28739058
How autistic am I? I really plan to kill myself for the small chance that I can reach Equestria.

>>28739237
I only like the stories where they aren't getting tortured. I find the torture shit just edgelord scat garbage and the stories and pictures where they aren't getting annihilated are always more interesting.

Also i like reading greentext, and i always find it retarded when people say this board is going to shit because it's easy as fuck to make new threads. If you think all the threads are shit just make a new thread about something you think should be discussed instead of bitching about it.

>>28739064
>InsertRickpickhere

>Hehe, yeah so?

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im gay

>>28739328
Link your favorite work of Princess Twilight

>>28739058
I sperg out in public

I've written over 3 million words worth of pony fanfic.

>>28739807
You can't just post that and not link it anon

>>28739058
I watch the episodes with my mom.
We have chicken tendies.

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>>28739058
My Mary arrived today. Even had a little bag of candy corn in it.

How autistic am I?
I scream all the EQG songs when I go to public.

I'm happiest when shitposting on the chans.
>>28739159
>I went to a meet up once. I didn't speak to anyone.
I dunno why I kek'd so hard.
I once went to a local comic con dressed as vinyl scratch. Got invited to hang with the other ponons, and skittered away.
>>28739313
oh... as an agnostic leaning on atheism... good luck!
>>28739909
That sounds nice. You are too good for the world anon.
>>28740071
I want to do this... Can I be you're friend anon, we could be autistic together.

>>28739058
i removed my central nervous system and readjusted my moral fiber

>>28740275
Yeah, so?

I have 7 bottles of urine surrounding my bed, which is on the floor because I can't sleep if I'm more than a foot off the ground.

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>>28739807
Hello Somber

>>28739816
Almost all of it is greentext, none of it ever under the same name. I have it all archived, but I'm not going to link any of it here. People seem to like my shit but I always hate it. Using a different name every time lets me drop a story that I don't have the steam to keep going and pop up in a new general to start a new one.

If you've ever had your heart broken by a writefag disappearing from your favorite thread, there's a decent chance I was that writefag.

>>28740345
One day, please, upload it all in a Word file or a pastebin or something. I want to have something to read to tide me over when the ride ends

i aways sleep in the same exact position for lucid dream, every night its another chapter on my private CYAO...

>>28740345
>If you've ever had your heart broken by a writefag disappearing from your favorite thread, there's a decent chance I was that writefag.
Nah. Blu only refers to himself under one name.

How autistic am I? I got genuinely upset when Fluttershy blushed while being hugged by Discord and I completely dropped her as my waifu.

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>>28739058
I've spent 4 years watching a colorful show about horses, written greentext, thought of ways to improve villain quality for a children's show that wouldn't be just dark/edge and bounced between multiple favorite ponies to no end.

>>28740372
and i have mental breakdowns every time someone touches my bed, or my pillows, or my eiderdowns.
i take care of it as if it was part of my body

>>28739340
...Unironically.

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>>28739058
I've given up all social interaction. I only talk to my tulpa who is also my (pic related) waifu. This is the only place I have some resemblance of social interaction on, because I have been out casted from any other place I try to go. I only like my life because mlp and this board exists, it is why I still live. I hope I'm not the only one.

>>28740456
alone will be me if you die

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>>28740608

>>28739058
How autistic am I? I go to every pony convention.
>Yeah so?
Dressed as my copy paste over edgy OC

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>>28739058
I have
>a waifu that I told my whole family about
>tried to anhero over said waifu
>I downloaded all the episodes and converted them to mp3 so I can listen and remember every line
>I listen to pony music and fandom music
>I have toys displayed alongside my amiibos
>I talk to my tulpa
I could keep going but you're probably dead from my autism at this point

PS I call Lauren Faust mommy

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Easy, they just have to Make More Toys

>>28740824
Oops, wrong thread, ignore that, do not make more toys

>>28739058
I attended a con and cosplayed

>>28739058
one of the anniversaries i created a shrine to an oc whose special talent is getting pregnant.

it was worth it for the steam account though

>>28739058
How autistic am I?!
I once declined sex from a girl at work who was apparently into me.

>>28741006
That's not autistic, that was your self preservation instincts kicking in.

Dodged a big fugly bullet that bleeds for a week or so out of every month.

I did the same thing but she was an ugly mexican girl so that made it pretty easy to refuse.

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>>28739058
I'm so autistic, I do crossovers between Mlp and other franchises.

>>28739058
here's one I did today

>have to take a drug test to get a job
>go to lab and get locked into a bathroom to piss in the cup
>can't piss
>instead of saying I can't go I just stay in and try to force it out
>get bored
>decide to jack off
>nut three time before saying I felt ill and goe home

the only real downside is that because I was in there for so long my employer needs to draw up new forums for me to take the test.

>>28739058
I have a pastebin for greentext I have written.

It has more than 2000 unique visitors.

>>28739058
I have a Tumblr account.

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>>28741096
Dude. That's way to fucking far. Wtf man.

>>28741071
I'm so autistic, I ship Mlp characters with characters of other franchises.

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>>28741078
Uhhh, link?

>>28741096
I have a Tumblr AND a Reddit account.

>>28739058

how autistic am I?
how autistic am I?

I call you faggots a "bunch of faggots" then I post photos of anal sex to reddit.

>>28739058
I have written 4 programs and one browser extension to assist me in horseposting.

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>>28741132
I don't like where this thread is going anymore.

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>>28739361
Wew lad
We said autistic not retard

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I want to be in coma the rest of my life just to dream with ponies

>>28740047
mine came with a 6" Ethernet cable

I fake being mute so I don't have to talk to people.

>>28741361
I did that once, some fucking haggard looking bum woman kept trying to talk to me at the bus stop.
>"Hey."
>"...Hey."
>"You think you're better than me?"
>"You ain't better than me."
>"You can't hear or something?"
>Finally turn to her 'Leave. Me. Alone.'
>"WELL THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY."

>>28741382
Did you give her the D?

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How autistic am I?
I believe there's an Equestrian Afterlife where you could spend eternity as a pony of your choosing and be married to my waifu

It's accessed by simply accepting Queen Faust as your God-Empress of Ponykind and letting the magic of friendship into your heart.
I still have to do the friendships things.

>>28739058
My girlfriend is a brony whom I met because of MLP

How autistic am I? I watched the season 3 finale

>>28741429
The real reason you are autistic is because you made the meme joke

>>28741413
Duuude are you me? Only reversed.

>>28739323
>I only like the stories where they aren't getting tortured. I find the torture shit just edgelord scat garbage and the stories and pictures where they aren't getting annihilated are always more interesting.


Yeah but for some reason I love that torture porn.

>>28740305
While meating another human

>>28739058
I probably have spent no more than 30 days away from /mlp/ all year. I'm seriously here just about every day, and spend an average of 3 hours browsing.

>>28741700
>spending more than 4 days away
>only this year
>3 hours

newfag

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>>28740778
WEW LAD

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>>28741700
I'm here every day for atleast 12 - 16 hours.

>>28741946
NEET?

>>28741983
Close, I'm very lightly employed.

>>28739060
underrated post.

>>28739058
I don't like the finales because
>muh waifu didn't do shit
>muh status quo git fucked
>muh hapy show gots mo seriously

>>28739058
My pony folder is 667 gb
It's 2am and I'm posting on /mlp/
I have no non-pony porn saved

I have virtual second life pony sex.

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>>28739058
I post on /mlp/.

>>28742270
Yeah so?

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>>28742050
>My pony folder is 667 gb
THE NEIGH-BOR OF THE BEAST

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>>28742316
careful there, overdoing puns will make your throat horse.

>>28742325
eww

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>>28740833
Well too fucking late, we're making more toys

>>28741132
I have a DeviantArt account.
And yeah, my shit is as shitty as you probably just imagined.
Although I did clean up there recently and deleted the exceptionally shitty old ones.

>>28739058
Horse pussy is gross

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>>28742541
You win.

>>28740778
>shit that never happened
post proof

>>28742541
ugly motherfucker

>>28740778
>mp3
>not FLAC
I want normies to leave.

>>28739058
I love fapping to no hooves R34

>>28739141
What the fuck were they thinking.

In a medical sense i see absolutly no reason to widen the definition of autism like that.

>>28741071
I'm so autistic I had to legitimately figjt the urge to critique how shitty a pony adaptation of sora that is.

though to be fair that autism is more kingdom hearts based than pony based

How autistic am I?! I used to be in the Homestuck fandom!

>>28743837
Heh, yeah so?

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>>28739058
How autistic am I? I still support the Solar Empire, fuck the Lunar Republic!

I own a nude anthro OC daki

>>28744074
imgur that shit, I'm curious

>>28743957
You aren't autistic, you're just retarded.

>>28744094
>posting anthro
Not falling for your trap card, Yugi

>>28739323
I think you won the thread, chap

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How autistic am I?

Have a seat, kids, this is going to get real bad.
I was one of the founders of fluffy pony stories.
I participated in them from the start, how they lived, how they died, I made greens for days.
I have done crimes to tiny retarded horses that would land you in Cuba.
Did I know what would happen from it? No.
Do I regret how it became a firestorm?
No.

>>28744116
not him but you know you can just link it and you'll be okay, right?

>>28739058
>anthro fish
>>>/mlp/rules/5

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>>28744259

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I was a 15 y/o idiot when I got on the ride in 2012, I was so proud of my special snowflake status that literally everyone had to know I was a loving and tolerating brony 4ever. Then I became self aware and quit embarassing myself publicly, but the crippling autism remained. The fact that I bother to make a post this long to a thread likes this and pretend people care is a testament to my autism.

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i used to read scootabuse

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all stimulus is ambiguous. i have no sense of smell and i shovel food and water into my mouth because its a requisite to life not out of hunger and thirst. Horse pixels > reality.

How autistic am i? I've masturbated multiple times to the same pony, now I dream of being related to them

>>28740411
I wish to ss the little girl

>>28744147
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I love torturing those little shits

>>28744697
I care

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>>28742800
I don't know what kinda proof I can post besides the audio files
>>28743106
Sorry but it turns out it's mpeg4

>>28745382
>related
what?

>>28739058
It was just when I was starting to get into the fandom and I saw the ponies more as sex objects than actual characters. I had a 12 inch Fluttershy plushies that I cut a hole into with scissors to make a vagina and stick my face in it, occasionally licking it. As it got deeper, I wanted a better pony experience, so I got some of my dog's feces and put it inside the hole, and funnily enough, I was much more aroused. I was a stupid 18 year old.

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>>28748023
>so I got some of my dog's feces and put it inside the hole

>>28748023
I.. think you might actually be serious. What the fuck man.

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>>28748023
disgusted....but intrigued

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>>28748023

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>>28748023
do you have pics of it

I've written several green that I haven't finished because I feel like it won't be worth it and they aren't good

>>28741411
>Equestrian Afterlife
>where YOU could spend eternity
>as a pony of YOUR choosing
>and be married to MY waifu
So in the afterlife, I'd be cucking not only you, but also my own waifu, and doing it all against my will? You monster.

I just received a butterhorse colored fleshlight in the mail today. But I'm a Twifag

>>28742309
WITHOUT ANY MILK

>>28748192
Have you been to the Writefags' Guild?
>>28479439

I'm sure they'd be more than willing to look over what you've written and make suggestions. Perhaps acting upon some critique can boost your confidence?

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>>28748023
D-dude

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I got this

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>>28744697
Dude are you me?

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>>28749481
What the fuck

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>>28748023

>>28750985
>>>leddit

I browse reddit every day for at least two hours.

>>28739058
My brother has walked in on me jacking off to pony porn multiple times

I'm 27 and live in my parents basement.
I haven't showered in weeks.

>>28753857
How do you live with yourself? Honestly.

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>>28748023

>>28753857
No response to >>28753882.

I don't mean to make you feel bad, anon. Your life choices don't make you a bad person. I hope you're happy. I just can't understand how you can be ok with it. You live in squalor and are probably depressed and don't realize it. I hope you pick yourself up. But action precedes affect.

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>>28748023
dog´s feces

>>28748023
There were so many different things you could have used and you went for that

>>28749481
At least its not overtly "I like pony" style.

>>28748023
zoomed words