Trixie tell you she love you more than peanut cracker.

>>28738135
Okay, but learn to speaka da Engrish next time.

>>28738135
Delete useless namefag threads

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>>28738135
fucking lier
nothing is better than peanut crackers
get out of my sight, you whore

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>>28738135

>>28738135
What the fuck is a peanut cracker?

Don't you zoomed words me, you motherfucker.

>>28738135
>humble merchant

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>>28738252
Just zoom my words up senpai

>>28738815
>finding_mlp_r34.gif

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>>28738135
>"Privet Ahnon!"
"Oh, hello Trixie, how you doin'?"
>"The Trixie is good, thank you for question Ahnon."
"That's good to hear! Listen, thanks again for beating up Fluttershy and the other bullies the other day."
>"Is not of problem Ahnon, you are important comrade of mine."
"Heh, thanks, but still, I got you a box of peanut crackers, I know you like them."
>"Is not needed Ahnon."
>Trixie inches closer, firmly grasping Anon's shoulders while staring into his eyes
>"The big and strong Trixie is love you more than peanut cracker."
"Uhh... t-thanks, I guess? M-my shoulders kind of hurt Trixie."
>"Love is always of the pain Ahnon"

>>28739067
>russian trixie
My dick will not survive this

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>>28739067
Yes

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>>28739067
M-muh

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>>28739067

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>>28739067
"C-can you let go of my shoulders now, it really hurts"
>She does
>"Do you not like the Trixie Ahnon?" She says while making a sad face.
"I-it's not like that, I mean, we don't even really know each other a-"
>"Is you never hearing of the love of the first sight Ahnon?"
"I.. uh.. I'm flattered Trixie, but I mean, we didn't even date yet an-"
>"Ok, is date Ahnon, you come to park at the Sunday 12 pm."
"Bu-"
>"No late. The Trixie is wait for you."

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>>28739484
Trixie is cute
Anon better make the Trixie happy

>>28739484
Dah

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>>28739484

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>>28739484
I need this

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>>28738174
>nothing
You haven't lived, anon

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>>28739484
>Sunday, 11:59
>Anon made his way to the park out of fear of what might happen if he didnt show up
>He sees Trixie already standing there, looking at her watch
"Hello Trixie."
>She still stares at her watch, seemingly ignoring Anon
"Hey Trixie, it's me, Anon."
>"Silence Ahnon, Trixie is watching the time."
>...
>...
>"Ok, now is 12 pm."
>"Privet Ahnon, I see you come to date, very good."
>"The big and strong Trixie has made the preparations for good date."
>Trixie reveals a picnic basket and a blanket
>"We are going to make the picnic Ahnon."
"O-ok, where do you want to go"
>"Show some spontaneous Ahnon, this is date, not business trip."
"S-sure, how about under that tree over there."
>"No, is only shadow, if I want cold I visit home country."
"Then how about next to the fountain?"
>"No, fountain is make much noise, how we can have good date if we can not hear talk?"
"O-ok, how about that big open area over there."
>"Many people there, is date not group event Ahnon."
"I- uhh.."
>"Ahnon, you are not good at date, you are not playboy, you are not understand the woman."
"S-sorry"
>"Ok, Trixie save crash of date, we go to hill there"
"Alright, then let me carry the basket for you!"
>"No Ahnon, basket is heavy, is not for weak man, you carry blanket, I don't want ambulance interfere with date."

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>>28738135
>peanut cracker

>>28739606
Absolutely destroyed weak American

>>28739606
Saving Privet Ahnon's privates

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>>28739606
This is gr8, anon.
Keep it up.;

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>>28739606
>Anon and Trixie make their way up the hill, spread the blanket and sit down
>"Is good weather da?"
"Yes it's pretty nice today."
>...
>"Do you want the lemonade Ahnon?"
"Yeah, that would be great!"
>Trixie pulls out two plastic cups, a glass bottle and pours both of them a drink
"Thanks!"
>"Nasdarovje"
>A sip of the lemonade later
"Blergh, what is this stuff Trixie?"
>"Is lemonade, you not like Ahnon?"
"No way this is lemonade."
>"It is Ahnon, the Trixie is not lie, here, look at bottle."
>99% alcohol, 1% Lemon juice from lemon concentrate
"Trixie, this is hard liquor, where did you even get this stuff?"
>Trixie quickly gulps down her cup
>"Is from home."
"Why would you bring this stuff to our date?"

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>>28740103
>"I ask Papa"

[>"Papa, how I get boy to love me"]
["Trixie, my little devocka, you give lots of the vodka then make the sex, is how I met Mother."]
[>"Spasibo Papa."]


"Is that really what he sai-"
"Wait what!? S-sex!?"
>"Yes Ahnon, if man and woman are love they make the sex, are you not pay attention in school?"
"B-but this is just our first date! T-this kind of stuff takes time and-"
>"Ahnon, we only one life, wait is for weak. You have enough of the time when death."
"Bu- I.. and.. w-hy-"
>"Do you not want to have the sex with Trixie?"
"T-thats not the problem here."
>"Is the Trixie not attractive enough to you Ahnon?"
"W-wha-"
>"Look, Trixie has the wide hips and the big breast, not fake toilet paper like dirty cyka Rarity from school"
>Anon turns into a complete mess as Trixie unbuttons her sweater, then lifts her shirt, revealing a half-transparent purple bra with yellow crescents on it
>"Here, you can confirm with touch"
>Every last piece of pasta makes its way out of Anon's pocket before a panic attack sets in
"I-I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS" anon screams in a girly voice while quickly getting up and running away as fast as his shivering knees can carry him
>"YA TEBYA LYUBLYU AHNON"

>"Ahnon is cute and shy man, Trixie like."
>"But is also weak, not even lemonade help relax."
>"Trixie will have to use secret weapon next time to make Ahnon fall in love."
>">Rape"

Alright that's it guys, I don't think I'll be doing more but this was very fun to write!

>>28740202
wew

>>28739606
>>"Ok, now is 12 pm."
I lost it.

>>28740202
>skipping the rape
You really think you'll get away with this?

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>>28740103
Okay, I'm listening to Still Loving You, reading a story about GLORIOUS SOVIET COMRADE Trixie, and I get to
>Nasdarovje
And I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS ANYMORE

>>28739067
>>28739484
>>28739606
>>28740103
>>28740202
Thank you for writing story.

>>28740250
I guess you can make the >rape pretty funny here, but I've never written anything lewd so I don't think I could do it justice.

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>>28739606
>11:59

>>28740510
IT'S twelve o'clock

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>>28740202
>not fake toilet paper like dirty cyka Rarity
Kek

>>28740407
>lewd with an accent
>"DA. DA. OOH, DA."

>>28739067
>>28739484
>>28739606
>>28740103
>>28740202
Oh man, a Russian accented vocaroo would be very much appreciated
Also, I read some of anon's lines in justin roiland's Morty voice

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>>28740202
Holy hell, this was great.
I read it all in Zaryas voice.

>>28740202
>Not ANOOON CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE CYKA

Is it wrong to want more of the russian trixie?

>>28742114
It is never wrong to want more of Trixie in all forms.

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>>28740202
>is how I met Mother."
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa...
pa pa, da da da da, da da da da da...

>>28739067
>"I want to buy peanut butter crackers but alas...I cannot afford $26.95"

>>28742245
Hey Seth, you enjoying this thread?

>>28740202
I need more of this.

>>28739067
My brain is ready

>>28740202
pls let it be comfy

>>28738135
I'd cracker peanut, if you know what I mean

Trixie is the sexiest and cutest EQG design by far

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>>28744290
This

>>28740202
c'mon dude continue the story but make it more comfy

>>28739067
Perfect.

>>28744392
How we make nuclear winter comfy, comrade?

>>28745045
hugs with strong and powerful trixie

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>>28744323

>>28745053
Da, Trixie will make the motherland strong again

>>28740202
come on dude , but no rape, just cuddles and consensual

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>>28738135
>Trixie tell you she love you more than peanut cracker.
Whoa, she basically wants your kids at that point.

>>28745724
Cowards and traitors will be shot!
*bang*

>>28744323
no that would be poof

Bumping for vodka drinking, Slav squatting, profanity swearing Russian Trixie.

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Trixie

>>28741431
I read it in Nina's voice from Borderlands

Well, this is one of the best threads I've seen on /mlp/ this month.

>>28741431
>tf3

>>28747403
Overwatch is Blizzard, not Valve.

>>28747439
I know , but it's still casual shit , that copied lol in character personalities and design and tf2's dynamics

>>28747494
Still more fun than either.

Russian bump

>>28746042
EqG Trixie is so much hotter than pony Trixie.

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>>28750379
She's cuter too.
>tfw no spergy gf

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>>28746316
To avoid a panty shot they instead draw her bare thigh all the way up to her hip.
BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY NOT AS LEWD!

bump for mire green

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>>28740202
Blow my top like a Russian tank turret

>>28745724
Rape is Russian SOP, anon. Just ask 2 million some German women circa 1945.

>>28750485
*load
Fug

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Writefag here, if you guys really so desperately want more I guess I could write more.
But I have no idea where to take this, I blew my metaphorical load, so to speak.

>>28750936
I thought it was good how you ended it
Short sweet and trixie got anon as husbando

>>28751405
How do you figure that? There wasn't even any
>rape

>>28751405
Yeah I thought so as well, better stop early before it becomes dry, or even worse, general

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Fucking ads
Inb4 kys mobilefag
I even got a Russian captcha, what the hell

>>28752242
kek

also kys mobilefag

>>28739067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TxLEIV7fCN

>>28750392
That guy behind her looks like he's losing his shit.

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

>>28753742

>>28742303
what... the fuck is going on here

>>28755224
It's a reference to the tv show "How I met your mother"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WgtHWXYDrbE
There's a short version for ya

"stay cheeki breeki"-bump

>>28739067
You fucking genius

>>28738135

>>"Nasdarovje"

Lost all my data

Cant some >slavs here, i budet vam stchastie.

>>28738135
good thing I rub peanut crackers on my dick, get sucking bitch

Bumpu for more cheeki and less A

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capped for posterity

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>>28760230
noice

>>28740202
>you give lots vodka then make the sex
Truth