Where to find qt nerd dork gf with child bearing hips, thicc

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>>28734037
Nowhere in our world.

>>28734037
CHS

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>>28734055

>>28734037
At your local high school.

>>28734062
Columbine high school?

>>28734037
I am but I'm extremely fat and my ass is saggy, and I wouldn't call myself a qt

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>>28734055
>>28734067

>>28734037
In Timber Spruce's bed.

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>>28734055
>>28734067
>>28734102

>>28734037
In your dreams
Or Tupper

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>>28734134
This is now a feels thread, post feels
>tfw I haven't had a gf in four years
>tfw I started the ride four years ago

>>28734112
oooooooooh

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>>28734069
>In past tense

>>28734068
This, or college
You know the places most teenagers go instead of their rooms

>>28734055
>>28734067
>>28734102
>>28734134
>implying

I bet you could find some dorky college freshman to cosplay as twilight while you ravage her

>>28734037
I found mine from making MLP games.

>>28735046
is that Hilary Duff?

>>28735456
but alas

she already has several different stds from previous encounters

>>28735525
>implying the nerdy schoolgirl is anything but a virgin

>>28734112
rekt

>>28735537
quite a jokester you are anon

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>>28734037
My gf. She also likes to give blow jobs and anal.
Only downside is she's a pretty big christfag.

>>28735672
And that she doesn't exist.

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>>28735674
Whatever makes you feel better.

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>>28735488
Whatvkind of game r u making?

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>>28734037
>>28734112

>>28734037
Try a sci-fi convention, you basement dwelling twat

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>>28734055
>>28734067
>>28734102
>>28734134
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>>28735837
fuck i didn't come here to feel
and now i feel what you all feel

Anyone edited those shorts yet?

>>28734091
>I am
>lists several reasons why you're not
Go away

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>>28734055
>>28734067
>>28734102
>>28734134
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>>28736123
the only feel worse than this is the fact that prussia wont exist ever again.

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>>28734055
>>28736143
This is just getting worse and worse...

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>"It's hard to have a brain as large as yours"

>tfw she's to intelligent too be interested in any of you

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>>28736157

This is one more reason I hate you eqg fags. You want 3dpds. Go to r9k. Human vag is disgusting.

>>28736139
that was the point

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>>28734055

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>>28735672

>the only downside is she's a christfag

>implying that's a downside

>>28736318
>"WAAAA WAAA why isn't everyone a furry like me? WAAAAA"

>>28736318
EqG humanoids evolved from a common ancestor of the equine, the Hyracotherium
over time, they no longer needed hair all over their bodies and the pigmentation that went into the hair/fur coats is now the melanin in their skin
they also have slight ponuts and able to wink their "horsepussy"
https://derpibooru.org/1074056
and
https://derpibooru.org/1278948
males still have the ability to flare a bit just before orgasm

the reason why they have stripes of color in their hair is from a genetic mutation of Poliosis, which normally is a lack of melanin or pigmentation
in FiM and EqG universes, it actually carries recessive colors based on the dominant color(s) in the genes, this is why you never come across OC tier coloring in either universes

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>>28736773

I want to add something to this thread but all I can think about is how deep Timber went up her pussy and it gets depressing.

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>>28736998
delet this

Where the fuck is the nude edits thread

>>28736998
>pussy
don't forget her mouth pussy and ass pussy as well

>>28736750
kill yourself

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>>28734037

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>>28737189

>>28737094
My fetish is pretty plain so I get turned on by regular sex.

>>28735672
>downside
>>>>downside

>>28737189
Dem hips

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>>28737189
das it mane

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>>28735672
>downside

>>28737189
I want to cum on her glasses

>>28738625
Yeah, but on the inner side.

>>28735672
>She also likes to give blow jobs and anal.
lets examine this grammar
>She also likes to give blow jobs.
>She also likes to give anal.
>give anal
Anonymous is a confirmed faggot

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>>28738553
W-wew

>>28734037
Can't you assholes just keep this in your sci-light general.

>>28738871
No. Everyone must know of these hips

>>28735672
Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon

>>28738553
it looks like a happy face

>>28740523
I was hopin someone would pick up on that

>>28740523
And inside them is another precious vertical smile

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>>28739333

>>28734037
I wish I knew.

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>>28734037
>people make fun of Fluttercucks
>meanwhile literal cucks who waifu Sciligth still exist

>>28738590
I ship that cute anime christwaifu with that atheist fedora fatty.

>>28743360
i only fap to her

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>>28743360
Shut up my man, she's pure and a cutie patootie.

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USED GOODS
S
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>>28743508
Pure, cute and stacked.

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>>28743517
>Her classmates call her "Sparkletits"
>Some pretended to have problems with math and asked for her help
>Then proceded to grope her as mental aid for additions
>"You mean that, if this breast is x and the other one is y, the sum of them equals to..."

>>28743555
>"the sum of them equals to..."
DEEZ NUTS

>>28743555
>"A-aaah..."
>"Aaaah? What do you mean? There was no a in the equation. Hmm, I need to grasp the concept more firmly..."

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i love science

>>28743517
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>>28743582
So, what cup size would be breast for Sparkletits? C? D?

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>>28743591
Sci-Twi as we know her probably reps an already impressive 90 C.
Sparkletits, however, has a 115 E cup.

>>28743618
What countries bra sizes are you using for that measurement anon?

>>28741779
At least you admit you're projecting
Acceptance is the first step to recovery

>>28734037
Real world: part of growing up is accepting that the expectations given by comics / cartoons / movies are, as a fact, irrealistic.

>>28744068
Do you even know where you're at right now

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>>28743696
European I guess?

>>28744068
>pic related

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>>28744068
>irrealistic

>>28744108
Unrealistic, my bad.

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>>28743360
I'm only here for the hips

>>28734037
ask Timber Spruce

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>>28743508
>>28743517
>pure

>>28743546
>L-like this, Timber?

>>28744068
Yeah, that's a really important lesson. Except you know what? Fuck. That. Shit. This is the same kind of bullshit logic that treats the phrase "may you live in interesting times" as some sort of curse, what kind of sad little coward wants to live in times that are anything but interesting? No matter if they're good or bad, the man I am at the end is far greater than the man I was before. So ultimately if wanting to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield from what I want, makes me a child - hand me the fucking happy meal. At least I'll have experienced something more than trying to make other people give up on their dreams, in the vain hope that it makes me feel better for giving up on my own.

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>>28743517
Stacked and sensitive.

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>>28744605

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>>28744605

>>28744487
>hand me the fucking happy meal
Except that there's no fucking happy meal since 1) she's not real 2) Tulpas are a myth

So, no, you have no choice. Want a qt, curvy, nerdy girl? You have to look for it.

>>28744692
>ou have to look for it.
T. I didn't actually understand that that was the entire point of the post I just quoted

>>28735672
is her name selena?

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>>28743582
For science!

>>28746020
>timber spruce's pov

>>28746071
Even to the skin.

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>>28746071
>>28746078
Enough.

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>>28734055
>>28734067
>>28734102
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>>28736613
>>28736644

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Seriously, where the fuck is the edits thread

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>>28744068

>>28747835
She's grown in all the right places

>>28747835
god damn she's stacked

i'm sure Timber's gonna appreciate that very much

>>28748687
He blew several loads over them alreday

>>28746020
>skin tone is the same as Timber Spruce's
sometimes it's just too easy

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>>28748687
>>28748848
STOP

>>28748848
can you blame him

>>28743517
>>28748848
>>28748871
>>28748874
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/9/6/1243048__twilight+sparkle_explicit_nudity_blushing_humanized_equestria+girls_penis_straight_simple+background_human.png

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>>28748890
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>28748890
who's the other guy?

>>28748905
Equestrian Timber must have come through the portal, Scilight stays loyal to her Husbando

>>28736318
>doesn't know what 3dpd is
check out the newfag

>>28748914
so if human Flash is a high schooler and pony Flash is a royal guard, what would pony Timber be when human Timber is a camp counselor?

>>28748945
Celestia's advisor on Ecology and Foal Development?

>>28748945
probably some advisor or diplomat

something with high enough standing to make twilight's tail wet

>>28748964
Which is why she let him have a quick thrust before sending him through the portal so Scilight gets to dp'd and spit roasted by her husbandos' giant throbbing cocks

>>28743517
>>28748848
>>28748871
>>28748874
>>28748890
>>28748903
>>28748905
>>28748914
https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/9/27/1259521/large.png

>>28749015
that's what she was made for

>>28750806
Wrong Twilight.

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>>28734055
Why must you be so right?

CHILD
BEARING
HIPS

>>28752673
Timber's child

>>28752692
>implying she won't cuck him

>>28750806
This is one I haven't seen, and its existence makes me happier than I would have thought

>>28752701
she won't cuck her husbando

>>28752692
who

>>28750728
https://derpibooru.org/1057621

>>28752701
nice try, Flash