MLPFEMTORPG: Quacking Crazy Edition

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>>28733630
Tonight we are running a Heist Quest one shot

Target: Rarity's Canterlot Boutique

Will take the first 4-5 sheets that want in, post them

>>28733663
http://pastebin.com/6dwvCEy7

count me in

http://pastebin.com/ZfKjrsZD

Just your friendly neighborhood Diamond Thief out to steal many things, like your waifus.

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>>28733663
http://pastebin.com/2tvf6Lvq

Test

[1d56]

>>28733684
>>28733693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSai09_jzc

>Canterlot Slums: 10:00PM

It is a well-lit full moon night above the shimmering city of Canterlot, though your current location leads you towards one of its more rural, less fortunate sections. The poor sections of Canterlot aren't well-known for crime, but it is within the greasy tavern/inn known as the Curved Horn that the three of you find yourselves at one of it's tables. You were sent for by letters requesting your unique services in a job, and now your employer, a miniature Chihuahua diamond dog runs out from the bathrooms to re-join you all at your table, a large sheet of paper splayed out before you all and your frothy drinks (if you ordered frothy drinks, if you got soda it's carbonating or whatever) sitting at its sides.

"Sorry," he responds, jumping up back into his chair, "Had to take care of a little business. Alright, like I was sayin': thank you filly, gentlecolt, and gentledog for accepting my proposal. What I have is a bit risky, but if we pull it off, I guarantee each of you will live like a princess for years to come!" He smiles, pointing down at the map, which shows a rough drawing of Canterlot.

"Our target: Canterlot Carousel, one of the latest in a line of dress-shops opened by the Element of Generosity herself, Rarity." He points to another part of his diagram, detailing a very, VERY fancy dress in a news-clipping. "Rarity was recently hired by Impossibly Rich for the most expensive gown ever crafted: using real, genuine DIAMONDS in its weaves. For her gown, Rarity has calculated she's needing at least 126 individual gems, each one at over 10 carats. All together, the gems she's using totals up to over 50 MILLION bits..." he smiles, "And I think we could use that money a lot more than some uptight broad on the east coast. We'll be carrying out this plan in three phases, and I'll have youse guys divided into two teams. With me so far?"

>>28733879
>>28733731

>>28733879
Taking a look at the map, i scowl a bit.

"Atleast we'll be ripping off that girl at the counter. Also- What'll this do to Rarity? You'd think 50 million bits would be a bit difficult to launder."
I take a sip of my Roy Rodgers.
"I mean, it sounds like you've got some sort of plan. so i'm okay for whatever."

>>28733879

Was in the process of in taking some comic books and sparkling water through a silly straw as the miniature mutt made it's way back to the table.

"Impossibly Rich?! Ohohoho!" The pooch presses his fingers together, the comic laying on his lap, his legs up on the table. "He's a real dozy! I think I'm the cause for any security we encounter, I am SO not sorry..." He takes another sip through the straw.

>>28733879
"It ain't nothing but the trees my fine alleycat. I'm on board with all this Ocean-13 jazz." Siegfried says when the dog apologizes for leaving.

As the dog explains the plan, the middle-aged wizard smirks, the lights above reflecting off his polished circular shades.

"Sounds to me you have a need for a little of the old magic mumbo. Lucky for you, Ol Siggy's just the cat for the job. What's the stitch on the dress soul-brother?"

>>28733922
Manuel (the diamond dog before you whom I forgot to name) waves about his claw, "Aaaw, she'll be fine: the Canterlot Guard and Celestia will be held at liability more than her and we KNOW they can cover it. Rarity will survive, and maybe she'll learn not to take such dumb risky requests like this dress anymore."

>>28733946
Maneul claws up his fists, "Yeah, I've been staking her out for MONTHS looking for a chance to take advantage... and now I think we got our chance, brother. If there's extra security because of you, whatever: I'll just cut your cut a little bit to compensate."

>>28733990
Manuel gives a confused look to the unicorn, "Uhhh... groovy. Magic's definitely gonna be a plus. Now, everyone open your ears: here's the scoop. Only got time for it once:"

>>28733990
>>28733946
>>28733922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A
>PHASE 1
He points out at another map of the city, "Alright starting with phase one: The diamonds that Rarity will be using for her dress will be transported from Celestia's personal treasury to the Canterlot Carousel by armored carriage. There they'll be guarded by no fewer than two trained guards of her Royal Guard. The carriage will be under CONSTANT surveillance, and so we can't take the gems out of the armored carriage at any point before it reaches the Boutique." He points towards a picture of two guards, "The guards, however, I know for a fact like to take a pit-stop and get something to eat at a bakery HERE, where Red Team will jump them, and take their armor to disguise themselves as the diamonds' escort."

He pulls up a brief case, opening it up to reveal a large set of white gems, "Once you guys have taken the place of the guards, you'll be replacing the diamonds inside the armored cart with these cubic zirconium: these are what we're going to give to Rarity while WE keep the diamonds."

>>28734023

He points back to the map, "Meanwhile, Blue Team has a slightly easier job: you all will be making your way to get INSIDE the Boutique by any means possible. It won't be TOO easy though: the entire shop will have a massive crowd going around the corner and back to watch the exchange for such a damn expensive dress, and the shop-owner's hired some help of her own to keep an eye out for our types. Avoid them, get past the crowds, and stow yourselves inside the shop by any means necessary.

>PHASE 2
Manuel takes in a breath, "Next phase: Red Team, disguised as guards with the diamonds in the armored cart, arrive at the scene of the Boutique as expected, and head on in with our stash of cubic zirconium instead, leaving the diamonds in the armored cart."

"Inside, they'll be expected to pass them off to Rarity, who'll take a look at them for inspection: we do NOT let this happen." Manuel holds up a finger, "Rarity will spot out the cubic zirconium as fakes in seconds, however, her assistant," he points to a picture of a blue mare with orange hair, "One miss Sassy Saddles, isn't so keen. So, Blue Team, while Red Team is heading up to the counter, your job is to make as much distraction for Rarity as possible." He slams a hand down, "ANYTHING, to keep her eyes away from the briefcase. You keep Rarity occupied, while Red Team makes the pass of the cubic zirconium to Sassy instead. After she okays it, Red Team leaves the building, and heads back to the armored carriage. Blue Team, as soon as they do, you're clear to ditch your mark, but try and leave her as occupied as possible."

>>28733990
"Magic Mumbo, huh? Sounds Powerful-"

"Hey, are you a professor- like, like at a Magic university or something."

>>28734039
>PHASE 3
"Now comes the last part: getting the FEATHER out of Canterlot as quickly as possible. After the fake diamonds are passed, the armored carriage won't be observed quite so heavily: but we still need to ditch it and make off with the real diamonds we swiped. Blue Team, after you leave Rarity," he points at a corner across the street, "I will be waiting here in a transport of our own to make our get away. Meet up with me, and we'll go to assist Red Team as they make their escape."

"Red Team will need to head back in the direction of Canterlot Castle as was originally planned, but on the way we're all going to have to somehow ditch the cart. Crash it, stash it, something that looks accidental if you can, but after you do you get as far away from the armored carriage as you can with our prize, and we'll pick you up in the getaway. Then we aaaaalll make it out of Canterlot no problem."

He taps his claws together, "Phase 3 won't be easy: our switcharoo with the cubic zirconium will likely only buy us time: they'll notice the fake rocks eventually and then the entire city will be on high alert. It's important we ditch the cart and make our way to our getaway vehicle as quickly as possible."

He takes a deep breath, "And that's pretty much it. Only other caveat: as little casualty as possible. If it's your own life at risk, do what you gotta do, but try to injure them so the heat ain't so hot. And NO offing the dress horse by any means." He rubs his temples, "If an Element bites the dust, we'll have a LOT worse than the royal guard on our butts. So, any questions?"

>>28734047
"Why are we going so far as to get the Zirconium to Saddles?"

"Dr. Fried should be able to 'back in black' us out."
I take another drink of the Cocktail.
"Lest' i'm missing something, here."

>>28734023
>>28734040
>>28734047

"Well then...." He finishes his drink, putting away his comic book and sitting up, cracking his knuckles the way of spreading his palms in front of him. "I guess I'm flying Solo as Blue Team? I can't pass for a guard, no how! Not mention the unis besides me don't appear to be particularly skilled in subterfuge, like I~" He places a paw on his chest, Grinning.

>>28734040
"Academia ain't no place for a free spirit daddy-o. Old Siggy goes where the magic takes him."
>>28734047
>>28734039
>>28734023
"If the game is distracting Rarity, then Blue Team is my middle name. I think my two conspiratory beatniks here can take care of the fuzz for us while I whip up a little of the good music."
>>28734083
"Assuming a lot there my fine sister." the stereotypically dressed wizard says leaning back into his seat.

dude what I've been here since the very beginning and I never knew /mlp/ made a TTRPG

you guys are awesome

>>28734171
We've played like four times a week for the last four years, where have you been?

>>28734047
"I could probably do red team."

"i might got some sort of illusionist spells in here."
I dive into a bag and pull out a heavy leather bound book.

I magically flip through the pages, closing my eyes shaking my head violently for a moment in an attempt to make me concentrate.

"Sweet Celestia that drinks a bit heavier than i asked."
I repeat the process again.
"Stuff might be enchanted. that's a freaking hurricane. Can't believe i'm just noticing that."

>>28734138
I chuckle at the wizards comment
"You're the one to talk."

>>28734183
"Hows that?" the wizard asks.

>>28734083
"You mean why we don't just take the diamonds out of the cart in Phase 1?" He nods his head, "That'd be great: however, the armored cart will be watched HEAVILY the entire time. By onlookers and the guard alike. If we make our way from the cart itself, we'll be spotted early and everyone will know something is up. Our best chance to run away with the gems without drawing attention, is to run away after Rarity and everyone thinks they already have them. Lets their guard down, see?"

>>28734131
Manuel nods his head, "Right, they might think it's a bit funny if a guard comes up as a Diamond Dog. But there might even be a few of them in the crowd. Just be careful not to get caught, if you're notorious as you say you are..."

>>28734138
Manuel nods his head, "Hmmm, alright, think that makes up for a good Blue Team then: no offense but uh, your 'free spirit' might look a little weird on a guard anyhow. Might send some red flags up."

>>28734183
>>28734138
>>28734131
"Hey, Electron, the Crooked Horn don't play around with its booze. That's the rough stuff you got." He taps a claw,

"Alright then, the plan is for Siegfried and Rufus on Blue Team to make their way into the Carousal while Electron takes the place of the guards on Red Team. Don't worry Electron, you won't be on this alone: got one more guy in the rear I can bring in to make it a two-pony team. He's sort of the quiet type though, so you'll have to do all the talkin' for him."

He taps a claw, "Right then, any last questions? Otherwise, go get some sleep: the cart's goin' out at 9 am on the dot."

>>28734171
If you'd like to play I could use a 4th guy in this one shot, but only if you can make a character really quick. Otherwise might be better to just wait til the next one.

>>28734194
I just chuckle some more and shake my head and turn back to the group.
"i'm gonna head to the little colts room. if the barmaid comes by i'll take an Alumini's Brew."
and with that, i hop down off my seat and head to the bathroom.

>>28734216
here's a quiet player of mine.
http://pastebin.com/r6xbaYDJ

here's a not so quiet one, too.
http://pastebin.com/xr60avpu

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>>28734230
>>28734207
When she walks away Siggy takes a drink of his beer, taking one more look back as Electron walks off, before looking back to the table.

"She thinks I'm discouraged." he says with a grin.

>Ready for timeskip

>>28734138
>>28734183

Ruff rubs his chin. "Ruff might just have a genius Idea...." His places his paws on the table. "Alright you Two, around the Dog House inn, over yonder in Diamond Dog territory. It's quite commonplace that she's rich AND has a bone to pick with us. I might be able to play the part of the vindictive Diamond Dog- Wolf, come to get a sort of vengeance by stealing the gems...?"

He ask, crossing his arms. "If I'm flyin, Solo. One of of the guards can quickly shove the fake gems into saddles hooves- Maybe on of you guys plays the Wimp, and the other chases me off... Then, one of yous runs off with the carriage, while the other shifts into Blue team to get out?"

>>28734255
"there's a lot of unknowns in that. youwd think that the watchermates would want to secure the carriage immediatley."

>>28734277
>i got back from the bathroom, too.

>>28734287
also ready for timeskip

>>28734255
Manuel rubs his chin, "Hmmm... that WOULD cause a pretty good commotion, and would make a good distraction to make sure that Sassy gets the gems while Rarity don't get a chance to look at 'em." He frowns, "But, that would put a LOT of pressure on you from the guards in and out of the shop: they'd definitely focus on you."

"However you guys want to make it go down is fine by me: I just need Rarity or even the whole shop distracted by any means, the details are up to you. Just be careful how much heat you put on yourselves because you'll be trying to get away in Phase 3."

>>28734244
>>28734230
Maneul takes a short breath, "Alright then. I got one more guy I gotta get in touch with, so you dogs get some sleep: rooms are on me this time. Good huntin'."

>>28734255
>>28734244
The sun shines high above as you two wait outside of Canterlot Carousel as according to the plan, on the opposite side of the street where you can see the building. All around the building, as Manuel had suggested, the streets are absolutely packed to the gills. Over a hundred ponies on either side of the shop with cameras and wide eyes look into the shop and down the street awaiting the priceless diamonds, and inside the shop you two can see a couple of black-suited security mares pacing back and forth. Sassy Saddles, Rarity's assistant, can be seen taking tally of something on a note-pad. Rarity can't be seen from your angle across the street.

>>28734320
>>28734277
Meanwhile, you sit besides Red Shirt: a tall, quiet looking Earth Pony with a crimson top who looks down the street in heavy anticipation. You two are both outside the bakery where your guards are reported to stop and make their snack, and as the wait grows more anxious you see the turn of the Armored Carriage rolling down the street from around the next corner, solid steel lining its sides and top and even its wheels as two very exhausted looking guards draw it forward. On the opposite side of the street, they stop, and Red Shirt pokes at your shoulder as the iron cart stops dead across the street, the two guards panting as a quartet of pegasi fly high above and a few on-lookers stare at it from across the street.

The two guards waltz past you unsuspecting, complaining about the massive weight of the cart they're tugging, and go inside and start to ask for something to eat as the cook takes their order and goes around the counter. Red Shirt looks at you, "I-I think that's our cue. You ready?"

>>28734320
>>28734255
>>28734244
>One addition to your guys' post
One guard in a black/white suit is taking charge at the only entrance into the Boutique: he is only letting in certain members as the entire Boutique is filled to capacity, and no more may enter in due to its fullness at the moment.

>>28734299

Ruff huffs, rolling his eyes. "I THOUGHT it was a good idea..." He sits back down at his chair, fishing out his comic to continue reading. "And i'm pretty fast! I'll have you know, can also become UNSEEABLE!" He grins and chuckles. "But we'll see..." Fade to black, Wooo!

>Time skip Activate!

>>28734326
"Yeah. you wanna just, kill them or try to flim flam it?"

"Nah, you don't care. Imma Flim Flam it."

I wait for the Guards to come out.

>>28734350
>>28734320
>>28734255
"Alright Rufio you take the long sneak into the carousel while this old beat gets into the groove. And try and play it cool, see?"

He says, walking halfway across the street before vanishing.

>Teleport

He reappears a moment later in the boutique.

>>28734358
I try to pull an expensive vase out of my hat

hat trick (8+ succeed) [1d10]

>>28734374
I turn to my Partner.

"Here's what we're going to do. you're going to walk over to where the guards are eating and spill the most nastiest thing you can get off that menu, then you jump in, helping them clean up. they take off their armour- wherethen i'll be levitating their armour away when they're not looking, please try to get it out of their sight- too. if they head to the bathroom- we can throw some sleep spell in there and break the lock. if not- then i've got another thing we can do.

>>28734369

Has been sitting idle inside of a hole in the underside of Siegfried, only his head and paws visible, he gives a thumbs up. "I'll play it Cool as Permafrost..." Watches him teleport. "Man, maybe I should learn some spells..."

>Digs his way underground and circumventing the crowd, thinking to himself how he'll make his way in. "Hm..." He thinks, having dug himself out a little hidey hole.

>>28734445

Has an idea, as he puts his Rogue-ish skills to the chest, Activating his SPECIAL ABILITY!

>Roll for Vanish, trying to appear behind Siegfried; [1d10]

>>28734484


>Ruff appears dramatically behind Siegfried, his back turned, as he mumbles some edgy shit; "Mind if I pop in, unannounced?" He doesn't actually have his back turned, instead he kind of appeared in front of him. "Uh..." He just decides to sit besides him. "I'm just goona sit here..."

>>28734374
>>28734411
>To specify: I'm going to say the briefcase filled with cubic zirconium was given to Electron Fizzle to hold on to
Red Shirt nods his head, going inside after the guard as they take a few smoothies with them to a nearby table. The bakery is vacant save for your four, and you two notice a pair of keys jangling from one guard's side: obviously to the armored cart itself.

Red Shirt goes up and purchases large, three-layered cake in the display window as the guards continue moaning about their sore hooves from dragging something that massive, and as Red-Shirt is given the cake to spill you finish reaching inside your magic hat.

>1
Instead of a vase, however, you pull out a comically large cartoon bomb, with the fuse moments away from its end. The guards and Red Shirt turn to look at it in utter shock. "Holy-"
>roll instant to dodge/get rid of the bomb

>>28734369
Siegfried walks across the street casually towards the bustling boutique, and in a flash of light you spark out of existence and re-materialize inside the shop itself, drawing a sharp gasp as several of its attendants turn to stare at the bright flash of light. Inside, you can see it is pretty well packed: the highest ponies up the ladder from Fancy Pants to Upper Crust are in attendance, and above on a stair-well you can't see from outside you notice Rarity looking at you from the 2nd floor.

A yellow pegasi with fiery hair steps towards you, decked out in the clean tux suit of the guards and pushes against your chest, "Woah woah woah there, pal. Where do you think you're zapping?"

>>28734445
>>28734484
From your hidey hole on the other side of the street, you watch Siegfried strut across the street before teleporting out of existence, and follow suit as you begin digging your tunnel through the dirt and rock underneath the street.

You dig your way through to just underneath the carousal, and going straight up using Vanish, you find your way stealthily on the inside of the shop through the floor. You come up just beneath Siegfried, still successfully stealthed and hidden from view, and notice the loud pegasi getting in his face.

>>28734547
Roll to get rid of bomb.
try to levetate it really high in the air, away from any pegasi

[1d10]

>>28734559
while i throw the bomb, i use my wand to charge it with Asthetic lightning while shouting "And for my next trick!"

>>28734580
I cast alchemist fire onto the bomb to make it look like a firework
[1d10]

>>28734549

Having fished a comic to pass the time, he flicks between it and Siegfried. "Smooth Moves, Unicorn boy..." He states, expecting his statement will just be apart of the crowd.

>>28734549
"Ain't got no time for the WBs, this situation is a bit of a Bonbon and Lyde you get it? You fillies need to amscray, before the heat comes down."

He says to Spitfire, before looking up to Rarity.

"Your bread's gettin pigeon'd and there's nothing you crazed squares can do to stop this beat! Its a matter of course by now."

"I'm here to be make the scene on this gala of your galaxy, and if you wanna save a crumb you best high-tail, cause things are about to get all Expansion you dig me?"

He says, explaining the entire plan Manuel gave them in incomprehensible jive, before raising his hooves to the ceiling, lighting pouring out of them wildly [not at anypony]

[1d10+1]

>>28734580
>>28734559
>1
Electron Fizzle successfully throws the bomb up into the air, tossing up high above the crowds with a zap of his lightning, shorting it out and causing the explosion to look like a bit of a spectacle as the two guards look on at it from inside the shop in confusion. However, Firebug's fire explodes prematurely inside the shop, and a thick, black stream of smoke fills it up entirely as the guards begin coughing and hacking, "W-what in the name of Tartarus!?"

"*cough* *cough* what are you two up to?!"
>The premature explosion takes off 1 wound as it ignites around his wrist, and sends Firebug helpless to 0/4. The bakery is now filled with a dense black smoke

>>28734606
>>28734643
Ruff Rider stays hidden in plain sight in the busy clothes shop, when Rarity turns down to look at Siegfried in utter confusion. "Um... I'm... I... that's... interesting? But, could you care to, elaborate a tad bit?"

Spitfire growls, "Ain't nothin' to elaborate on, ma'am, clearly all we have here is a wizard off his meds. Come here, let's WOAH!" She shouts as she backs off from the lightning zapping around to the cieling, guests shouting as they arc along a chandelier. Spitfire growls, and whistles for two guards to grab you by either fore-leg and begin dragging you out of the shop, carefully as they try to avoid touching the lightning. "Alright, alright, that's it! I ain't havin' any dangerous magic in here, get this beatnik out!"

>>28734670
"You can't cage a free bird!"

He shouts, shooting lightning at one of the guards, before looking up at Rarity.

"You gotta ditch the carrots before they go rotten, its all a ruse see?!" he shouts as lightning pours out of his hooves.

[1d10+1]

>>28734670
I try to use the smoke to hide
[1d10]

>>28734696

Was Silently reading his comic before Siegfried decides to let loose the juice. "Action time? Alrighty Then!" he rolls up his comic and puts it away, Taking a couple of steps back as he gets a bit of a running start.

He dives forward as he lands both hands first onto Siegfried back, bringing both his legs down to rake across both guards with his claws. "SUPRISE! IT'S MEEE!"

[1d10]
[1d10]

>>28734703
As you try to get up and get out of cover, the smoke gives you ample protection. But just as you get up, you feel yourself tackled to the floor by one of the guards, him looking down at your un-shapeshifted form with disgust. "Aha! I got you! I.... holy change you're a crapling!" He shouts to his partner, keeping his weight on you before a chair goes flying into his face, provided by Red Shirt

"T-this wasn't in the plan!" He shouts
[1d10] For Red swinging his chair (if successful, you get up from helpless as the guard is punted off of you)

>>28734696
Rarity shakes her head as you continue to scream at her, "Darling, I'm terribly sorry but, I think you're mistaken as to where you are. This is a fine dress shop! Not a vegetable garden."

"GZZZZZ!" One of the tuxedo guards shout as you zap him away with your lightning hoof, moving off as Spitfire stomps a hoof, "That's it, throw his flanks out onto the street for all I care!"
>Roll an instant to resist her tugging you out of the establishment

>>28734803
>stealth, autocrit
Ruff Rider springs out of hiding to land his paws on Siegfried's back, the hind legs stretching out and clonking both of the guards who were holding onto Siegfried earlier in the jaw, sending them to the floor from the sharp blow as claw marks appear on their muzzles.

Rarity gives a sharp gasp, "Oh my word?! What is going on here!"

"Hold on ma'am," Spitfire growls, reaching out to grab Ruff Rider by the ear, "One thing I could never stand was party crashers!"
[1d10+1]

>>28734847
When I get up I cast Great combustion at the guard furthest from me
[1d10]

>>28734847
>>28734803
"That's some good shaking Rufio! But how about these jives?" the wizard says pulling away, before his body crackles with magic and electricity, his horn glowing bright as he gathers energy inside himself.

[1d10] Instant Resist
[1d10] Homing Magic

>>28734871
[1d56]

>>28734847

Is pulled off of Siegfried by the ear. "Ow, Ow, OWOWOW! Let go!, I need that for hearing, I need that for HEARING!" He shouts, turning his head as he tries to retaliate by attempting to reach forward for the Mare, trying to sink both his clawed paws into her back.

[1d10]

>>28734860
With a snap of your hoof, a great, fiery explosion ignites and sends the guard furthest from you flying into the wall as the flames combust. He hits the wall hard and falls to the floor, and Red Shirt's chair manages to successfully clonk the other guard out could
>Heal 1 wound to 5/5

As Red Shirt takes a breather, he looks at the two guards knocked out by your attacks. "W-we got 'im! Quick, t-transform: I'll just grab a set of armor to change into. And don't forget the key to the armored cart!"

>>28734920
As she tugs on it, she snarls at you as she pulls it sharply to take you off of Siegfried's back (1 hit, now at 4/5), "And I need for my client's ballroom floor to not have any uninvited guests looking to ruin the party... say, don't I know you?"

As you reach back and claw into her back, she cries sharply, letting go of your ear due to the pain, "C-call for backup!"

>>28734871
>>28734920
>1 with talent, 40: animal swarm
You pull yourself away from Spitfire, who growls as you light up energy into you before it's released into a massive blast of light. Rarity can be heard howling from the top and Sassy takes cover behind the counter. Your chaotic magic goes haywire as a disco-ball appears on the cieling replacing her chandelier, spinning around as music begins to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Meanwhile, holes pop-open in reality, and from the holes pop out dozens of ravenous rodents, rabbits and rats and raccoons darting around scaring all of the guests as a panic begins to break out, but mostly they nibble on the legs of Siegfried and Rufus with voracity.
>Siegfried at 0/4 as rabbits gnaw on his legs, keeping him on the ground
>Rufus at 3/5 as the swarm focuses on the two

>>28734954
Disguise roll
[1d10]

>>28734954
Siegfried laughs as the solid white of magic behind his shades fades to his normal eyes, looking up at the spinning ball as music from nowhere fills the room.

He kicks his foot as a mouse nipples on his flipflop, looking to see he's surrounded by animals.

"Well hey there soul-brother, how's it shakin?" Siggy asks holding his hoof to a raccoon, which bites it.

"Ah, thats not nice." he says, struggling to his hooves.

[1d10] Get up

>>28734954

He rubs his ears, snarling like the wolfdog he is. "You might know me...." He puts both his arms in front of him into an X, 'trying' to look cool as he splays his palms, showing his claws, a Smoke bomb between two digits "For I am the ever Elusive RUFF RIDER! and you-" He Throws the smoke bomb onto the ground, vanishing in a puff of white smoke.

>Vanish

He appears Behind Spitfire, and fore a brief moment. He strikes a pose in the air, both his paws balled up in front of him, his feet attempt to crash down onto the base of both of spitfires wings. "Ruff Rider Technique; RUFF RUFF NO STAMPU!"

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>>28734961
You successfully transform into one of the guards you and Red Shirt successfully knocked unconscious, and Red steals one of their sets of armor to disguise himself. He checks that their case of cubic zirconium to switch is still intact, and moves for the door as the smoke builds up in the room, "Alright, n-now we just take the armored cart to the boutique! I hope the other team is doing better than we are.... all that's left to do is go inside, give her the cubic while we keep the diamonds in the cart, and make sure we don't let Rarity sign off on them but her ditzy assistant instead."

With you and him in disguise, the two of you roll down the street taking the armored cart yourselves: you have the key to open it and the wondrous jewels hidden within, and are given an escort by the unsuspecting guards who know not their couriers have been replaced. As you're lead down to the Canterlot Carousel, you notice all of the packed streets lining up to the boutique turning in towards the store, and you hear a loud panic and music coming from inside. Red Shirt blinks, "What the hell..."

As you pull up, you're stopped by one of the guards outside, "THERE you are! W-we were expecting you but shit's going down inside, we're trying to get it under control. The diamonds are safe?"

>>28735039
Your smoke bomb explodes as Spitfire begins to cough, Rarity gasping as you announce yourself, "I-I've heard of that ruffian! Spitfire, she's a thief, she's here to steal my jewels!"

"Tell me something I DON'T know Rari-OOF" Spitfire shouts through her couging, only to be hit from behind as your paws, balled up, slam into both of her wings, sending her down to the ground in a heap, slamming her head as she spins around on the floor. "Acgggh!" She skids across the floor, helpless from the hit with her wings splayed out.

The swarm of rodents intensifies, and you feel two rats clomp down onto your hind-legs, the swarm Sieg summoned attacking the guests (2 hits, 1/5)

>>28735070
>>28734997
You manage to successfully pull yourself up as the swarm of rodents crowd around you, continuing to nibble at your arms as several rabbits refuse to let go of your beard, tugging on it and chewing through your blue robes (4/4)

As you stand up, you see Spitfire preoccupied with Ruff, and Rarity comes running down stairs, a few rabbits chasing her around, "Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Vermin! Vermin in my beloved boutique!? A-and turn off that wretched music, it's SOOOO out of date!" She cries as she runs around. Meanwhile, the two guards Ruff knocked out earlier pick themselves back up, cracking their necks and looking around at the scattered animals before turning to you, glaring from behind their sunglasses.

>>28735039
>>28734997
Bot of you can see that the armored cart, with Firebug and Red Shirt, have arrived outside

>>28735070
> Rarity gasping as you announce yourself, "I-I've heard of that ruffian! Spitfire, he's a thief, he's here to steal my jewels!"

>>28735070
"Listen man, I don't care what's going on in there. If I don't get these to Sassy Saddles, we all get fired."
"Let us through, or we're all going home without any bits."

>>28735077
The wizard pulls a rabbit off his beard, tossing it to the ground, muttering as Rarity insults his music.

"Thats just your opinion. But I think its about time we turn the notch up, you dig it?" he says lifting his sunglasses, revealing his grey eyes, greyed further presumably by too much wild magic surging.

[1d10] Homing Magic

>>28735070

He lands on the ground, his feet still being nibbled on. "OWOWOWOWOWOW! DAMN RATS!" He Swipes his feets across the ground, trying to throws the rats off him and onto the guards "I'm trying to be Marvelous here! Go eat someone else!"

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>>28735118
Red Shirt nods, "Yeah, we're on the clock here! Whatever's going on in there ain't our problem, and Celestia expects this cart back on the double."

The tuxedo guard looks inside, and growls, "A-alright but let's just make this quick, we really have to clean up in here." The guard lets the two royal couriers pass, you and Red Shirt carrying the case full of fake diamonds inside. Over behind the counter, cowering behind cover, you see the assistant, Sassy Saddles, who gets up and looks at you two as you enter. On the cieling, you see a disco ball playing loud 70's music, and an army of rats, rabbits, and raccoons chasing down the guests as Sieg and Ruff fight off a couple of the interior guards. Meanwhile, Rarity is running around, rabbits jumping in her hair and messing it up as her mascara runs.

Sassy turns to you, "A-a-are those the diamonds?! Oh goodness gracious, of all the times..."

>>28735140
You reach down and grab at the rats nibbling on your feet, reaching them up to toss at the guards surrounding Sieg as your vermin nails them directly in the head, a constant stream of rat attacks pummeling them good and even sending them down to the ground.

>>28735122
You gather magic into your horn for a powerful burst, and you see a hailstorm of rats hitting the two guards that got up, one of them being knocked down entirely and one almost going out with a strong blow to his head. However, he manages to keep on his hooves, and lunges at you while you see Red Shirt and Firebug stroll in
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>>28735140
>>28735122
>>28735118
As Red Team approaches Sassy, everyone can see Rarity open her mouth in shock ,"W-wait! The diamonds! Ho-hold on one moment," She says as she tries to shake out rats from her hair, "I-I'm coming! I'm required to sign for those!"
>Rarity is making for the brief case

>>28735174
I start 'panicking' while throwing everything around me at the 'rats' (Rarity) while screaming
"Eeeeee! Get them away from me!" and running around and 'accidentally knock over' (tackle) Rarity.

>>28735174
>Not horn, body

Siegfried looks at the diamonds, then the rats attacking the guards, then Rarity, trying to think of what to do. Meanwhile in the background

>"Oh-oh-oh, say that you remember...."

He pulls his glasses off, hooking them into his belt, before firing lightning at Rarity.

Just a little bit. He hopes.

[1d10+1] Shoot Rarara
[1d10] Shoot Rarara

>>28735188
Roll
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>>28735174

He looks around. "This is chaos!" He watches as his party members appear to handle rarity. "Yeah, you guys seem to got it!" He turns to spitfire. "Alright officer SPATFIRE, this is for all those times you tried to take me down!" He runs towards her, then dives forward, taking to the air for a brief moment. "Ruff Ruff Technique; Spirit Break IMPACT!" He comes crashing down, attempt to remove spitfire from this mortal coil. "SHINE, SPITFIRE!"

Backstab [1d10]

>>28735188
>>28735197
All around Fire-bug are dresses and the effects dropped by the dozens of panicking patrons, and all of them hit Rarity one after the other as she's slowed down in her tracks, "Oh, ow! Watch where you're EEP!"

As she's deterred, the guard that was still standing tries to attack Siegfried, but he finds himself in-between the lightning arc and Rarity as the glowing Siegfried fires it off, doing compulsions before the arc goes through him to Rarity, zapping her comically as her mane goes completely frizzy and small arcs of lightning pass between her eyebrows.

".....oooh...." Rarity shouts before falling over, sliding to the ground with a final 'push' from Firebug as the smokey and traumatized dresshorse is halted in her efforts to sign for the diamonds. Sassy looks on, completely shocked and appalled before Red Shirt clears his throat, "Soooooooo, if YOU could just take a look at these and sign for them?" He asks as he opens up the brief-case to the convincing looking fake diamonds, Sassy barely taking a glance at them before signing a piece of paper. "Thanks!" Red Shirt plops the brief case on the ground, and grabs at Fire-bug's collar, "Sorry, he's skittish around rodents, we should get him out of here, seeya!"

>>28735226
As you charge down at Spitfire, the irate pegasus turns back to glare at you as you dive towards her, smirking before both of her rear-hooves come up in a powerful buck to your mid-section, sending you sprawling backwards to the entrance with a powerful blow (down to 0/4, helpless). "Not today, Ruff Rider!" She shouts, groggily bringing herself up and rubbing at some blood on her muzzle,

"Can't believe I didn't recognize you earlier... I don't know what your plan is but I'm NOT letting you take those diamonds, you hear me? You AND that crazy lightning-wielding sod-for-brains are going down, today!" She shouts as she kicks a rodent off of her tail that was hanging on.

>>28735253
"Again, just your opinion!" Siggy says when Spitfire says he's going down, his whole body crackling with electricity as he thunder-tackles her, grabbing her around the neckl and slamming her into the floor.

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>>28735271
[1d56]

I run outside at full speed to the carriage.
>>28735253

>>28735253

Grabs at his gut. "Luna DARN IT ALL, this hurts!" He sucks air through his fangs, and attempts to get up. "That's 1 for 1 Spatfire... I'll have your hide yet you cantankerous mare!"

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>>28735281
As I run out, I aim a quick heal at Ruff
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>>28735281
You try to send out a healing wave to Ruff before you leave, but the patrons make it difficult to get line of sight on her before you're hurrying out to the armored cart, Red-Shirt strapping in and pulling it along with you as you take the real diamonds away from the store, making off with them as all eyes focus on the spectacle within the shop.

"T-they'll be alright, I'm positive! Now we just have to ditch this cart somewhere, and then Manuel will pick us up to get the hell out of this insane city!"

>>28735285
As you attempt to get up, you feel a hoof coming down HARD on your leg, hearing something almost crack as the pegasi looks down at you, "I'm not givin' ya the chance, buddy. Your days robbing from ponies all over Equestria are officially over..."
(1 wound taken, 0/3)

>>28735327
>>28735271
>>28735285
>>28735275
>Crit 10, 41: Moment of Peace
>Recharge 5; A thick fog descends over the battlefield. Combat ends and cannot be re-engaged for a full turn, when the fog clears. No harm can be caused or suffered for this one turn.

Spitfire gasps as she's grabbed by the neck, but as Sieg's body cackles with electricity, a bright, vibrant light fills up the entire room. Everyone is blinded as the light envelops their field of vision, stretching over and taking Red and Firebug as well as they're blinded by the light.

When all three of you open your eyes again, you're standing outside the boutique: the armored cart is behind you, and Rarity is holding onto the brief-case containing the cubic zirconium. All of the animals and the disco music have vanished, Spitfire stands up without a hair out of place behind her, and the clean looking Rarity turns and bows her head to you all. "I can't THANK you all enough again for the speedy delivery of Celestia's diamonds. Tell her I send my utmost thanks and my positive impression of all of you." She hoists up the fake-diamond case, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I do have a dress to make."

All of the other guests and guards appear to be behaving as though nothing at all has happened. You can see Manuel posted at his get-away vehicle, a cart drawn by two brawny looking bulls, pointing at a watch on his wrist as he spies at you all from across the street.

>>28735330
Siegfried looks around, his shades suddenly back on his face, looking a little confused as Rarity thanks them for the diamonds.

"Hey no problem, you have any troubles with them just give us a call."

Before looking to the others.
>>28735296
>>28735285
"The magic giveth my friends. Lets blow this popsicle stand. This scene is getting cold."

He says walking over and hopping in Manuel's cart, sitting back relaxed.

>>28735330

Gets up, groggily shaking his head. "Wha-" He looks around, rubbing his chest. "Just..." He begins limping away. "Just go with it." He slowly limps his way to Manuel. "Ay, Brother... I'm beat, literally... Just gonna..." He climbs into the cart. "Just gonna nap..." he decides to take this opportunity to pass out.

>>28735354
>>28735330
"Some party." he says gesturing to Rufus while looking to Manuel.

>>28735344
>>28735354
Maneul turns up to look at you two as Firebug and Red Shirt hop in the back of the getaway cart, snapping his whip at the bulls as they begin to pull forward, "I... I don't think I wanna know what just the hell happened. I saw a flash of light and... nothing at all went to plan. I'm never working with you freaking psychos again. After this, I'm going to Mexicolt."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>HEIST PASSED!

The Canterlot Carousel heist went off without a hitch thanks to some tricky claw work, a combustion-happy hoof, and some freaky-deeky magic happenings. Rarity would discover an hour later that the cubic zirconium was indeed phony, and after 28 hours of crying her eyes out Celestia was able to take a loan out from the Crystal Empire to replace them to satisfy Impossibly Rich's dress as she attempts to hunt down the 126 diamonds stolen by the crew. However, by the time the switch was discovered, our heroes were long gone. Each hero was given the cut as promised by Maneul: 15% each, and given the 50+ million the diamonds ended up being worth, ended up with 7.5 million bits apiece after the move was complete.

No one knows whatever happened to Electron Fizzle, but due to his role in the assistance of the initial heist Manuel still decided to give him a piece of the cut despite his disappearance. Rumor has it he's starting to get some traction in Las Pegasus.

Fire-bug disappeared into the wilds of Equestria as you'd expect a Changeling to do: and was never located by Celestia's hunter squads. What changelings do with such a sum of money no one knows, but tales of explosions increased dramatically in the weeks that followed.

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>>28735442
Rufio "Ruff" Rider ended up donating, from his cut, 6.5 millions bits to different charities. As for himself, he used that final million to buy himself what he's always wanted: the First Edition Marvelous Comic's Devildog, The Dog without Fear! He lives in a underground burrow in Diamond Dog country, where he hangs the comic up in lamination over his bed.

Siegfried donated his riches anonymously to Rarity's Canterlot Carousol with a letter that said "Great shin-dig Rara, gotta do it again sometime. Don't abandon your dreams, shit happens to everybody." -Sig. Where the groovy wiz went after that is, anyone's guess, but Rarity would use the money to expand her business greatly and to assist her princess in hunting down the original gems.

Red Shirt went to Fillydelphia with his riches, but, was caught at the air-port with liquids in his carry-on baggage. The 7.5 million bits were found and confiscated after their connection was made to the Canterlot Carousel heist, but when Red Shirt offered to sing as to the locations/identities of his fellow thieves, he was found having mysteriously committed suicide the day before he was to appear in court. His suicide letter explained nothing, but tiny paw-prints were found within his cell.

Maneul, true to his word, took his 40% of the cut he devised and went off to Mexicolt to live in luxury, but his good times would only last a few weeks when his old gambling addiction got the better of him and, in debt to the mob, lost all of his bits to his vices. Legends say he's already planning his next heist, though he has a growing list of compatriots he plans to never ask for help from again in his endeavors....

>Thank you for playing