>No apple thread
Y'all (you all) motherfuckers need apples
>>28732031
AJ's fw she sees niggers
>>28732031
I want Applejack dead.
>>28732031
>tfw too intelligent too like Apple Jack
>>28732182
Oh, the irony
>>28732182
>>28732182
>Too dumb to spell 'to' right
>>28733179
boop the snout
>>28732031
Apples are not that important.
AJ is cool tho.
>>28734302
Cute
>>28732182
This is actually not true. From all the people i know, those who like AJ the most are the smart ones.
>>28732182
You got it backwards.
You cannot not like her above IQ 90 and cannot not love her above IQ 110.
>>28732031
And nothing of value was lost.
Hell, I'd say /mlp/ was improved by that.
>>28736581
Why would you like someone so stupid that her idea of good time after being invited to social activity is repairing (in ultra shit way that would last 2 days tops and make further repair attempts worse) leaking pipe?
Sorry, anyone above IQ of 50 will take one look at her 'muh thadishun' autism and forcing even best friends into YOURE HAVING FUN WRONG ONLY MY FAMILY MEDIEVAL TRADITIONS ARE CORRECT and will nope right off
>>28733937
But an Apple a day keeps the doctor away, Anon.
>>28737967
I love this. It looks just like it was watercolor painted.
My mum moved into her fiancee's place today and took my cat.
I've had that cat for 10 years.
I need apple to cure my blues
>>28742299
Here you go.
>Applefags will never be as cucked as Flutterfags
feels good
>>28732031
Shes gone Anon.
You have to move on.
>>28742875
If you gloat on such a stupid and rude thing you're no real applefag, son.
bumpin for apples
she looks cute with her hair down
>>28733017
>actually being this new
Ur waifus a shit.
Anyone got any sweet anonxapplejack stories?
This is a good song
https://youtu.be/uFoyiCRildo
Appleshit threads should be banned desu
>>28748373
gonna be rinsing this during christmas
>>28749772
aaaaaw
Not even an apple fag, but dem apple hips.
>>28749896
Glorious, ain't it?
I said it many times, I'll say it once more: this style is absolutely weird, but...I like it.
(The artist is Conbudou)
>>28749934
>>28749970
We will never in real life.
I hurts too much apple friends. Too much.
>>28750117
don't give up, anon, keep looking for your Applejack and one day you'll probably find her.
>>28750172
Thanks Friend. Always count on an apple.
>>28745143
A few. Might put together a little pastebin for apple threads once I'm home. Unless one exists that I didn't know about
TTHHIICCCKK.
How do you prefer your apples?
>>28750214
Golden and delicious
>>28750206
Remember, you can't spell "honesty" without "h", "o" and "t"
>>28750214
It depends: if we're talking about the fruit, I like them all. If we're talking about something else...they're wonderful the way they already are.
>>28750207
Here's this
http://pastebin.com/Mgan0qLV
But anon who made this pastebin has been AWOL for 6 months, so maybe make a new pastebin, with copypasta from this pastebin?
>>28750239
Thanks, friend. I'm gonna go through it and if I can make any substantial additions to what's there I will make another bin and copy this one over.
>>28732031
Now there is, fuck off now
>>28750269
Hush, sugarcube, apples now.
>>28750274
Well you are clearly autistic if you think that apple jack is better then glim glam, in fact, you are mentally retarded if you think that anything is better then glimmy glimmer glam
>>28750259
Nice, looking forward to reading moar Appul greens, anon
>>28750290
No need to be angry, my friend, to each his own pony, they're all gorgeous.
Have another apple for your troubles.
By the way, how do we feel about occasional no-hooves, now?
>>28750214juicy
>>28750373
my brain says "reeee" but my dick says "more"
I'm not sure which to listen to
What if your body was simply telling you "moREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and split the message?
I mean, it could even be...
for those of you feeling a little lewd today
http://pastebin.com/dm2fU3aw
>>28742890
>You will never ride into battle with your pone waifu
>>28750393
welp, meant to quote >>28750385, ofc
>>28750373
>>28750393
Damn fine. either one works in my world.
>>28750397
I ride into battle with Applejack every day.I have an Applejack keychain that I kiss on the head every morning at work before I walk through the door. I say "good day, AJ" and try to function in the spirit of Apple
>>28750373
Apple is love in any and every form.
>>28750416
>>28750430
That's the spirit!
I'm proud of you guys.
>>28750450
>>28750420
You pullin our collective legs anon?
>>28750471
Is it me or would that have been an improvement to the movie?
>>28750471
Yeah, totally.
>>28750489
>dat faded cutiemark
Anon, stop caressing her hips
>>28750507
That's a tall order, friend
>>28750489
Sweet. No bully here.
>>28750510
...I know.
>>28750520
Wonderfulthe derpy is also lovely
>Wish ya were here, sugarcube: this mattress would need an extensive testing
>>28750530
I have a weakness for blondes
>>28750570
We know, bud. We know.
After allBlonde Ponies Rule, amirite?
>>28750565
Good lawd.
>>28733179
sleep tight Appler
>>28750583
Now that's a name.........
Also, wow. Blue works.
>>28750611
Well, my friend, the eighties knew their stuff pretty well...
Oh boy, seems like I'm stuck again on applot pics
>>28750625
Muh nostalgia.
>>28750649
I know that feel
>>28750644
We ain't mad at Ya.
Take you longer to get home these days?
>>28750662
Au contraire, it takes even less, despite the fact that the distance is almost the same. Having less crosswalks to cross is a big help.
>>28750690
Nice, still ride?
>>28750489
I'm actually kind of jealous friendo
>>28750719
You mean, by bicycle? Sure, it's even less dangerous since it's 95% cycling lanes
>>28750565
oh my
>>28750745
Win win. Also something's screwy with connection.
>>28732182
>>28750804
Yup, same here.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/10/15/1273779.png
>>28750745
Ywn bike home from work through beautiful Italy, passing majestic centuries old buildings and exotic Italian beauties, finishing your ride by going up your driveway toward your very own Tuscany style home. Has to be something like being in a movie.
apple teen is not for sexual
But adultjack in the other hand
>>28750940
Dat little man in the boat.
Hung.
>>28751029
>passing majestic centuries old buildings and exotic Italian beauties, finishing your ride by going up your driveway toward your very own Tuscany style home.
Not that exotic, I'm afraid. My city is a big, modern, urban conglomerate.
>>28751169
Don't ruin this for me muffin.
>>28751240
Eww gross, Rarity seems to have fallen on some sorta slime..Sick.
Oh wait that's Apple Jack, carry on guys.
>>28751219
I want to pommel that horse
if you know what I mean
>>28751240
that is a very cute ship
>>28751272
B-but that would be a lie! And, as Applejack learned, it's wrong to lie!!
>>28751312
Sick meme, bro.
>>28751330
Your right. Apple teaches all. So these damn Ukrainian bride ads are ducking my shit up.
>>28750239
Not dead just caught up with work, but I don't mind other Anons making their own.
>>28744853
For a meme that's less than a month old? No my friend, look in the mirror. You have new written on your forehead.
>>28751823
Pixels outside lineart. Delete this
>tfw I love applejack
>tfw she would never like me
>>28751910
Silly anon, Apple's love is infinite.
Post your appulgrooves.
>>28754264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMOlos4kVg
>10
how many apples do you have?
>>28756932
I want to comb her fluffy mane.
>>28750619
That's one cute lion.
>>28750619
does anyone have a picture of her as the scarecrow from the last Nightmare Night episode?
I hope that they don't fuck up the next NMN episode and forget to put her in a tin mare outfit
>>28750489
>It was a rough day. The twins were railing on you again, your boss was being… well, your boss. And halfway through your walk back home -yeah, car’s still in the shop- it started raining. Every day you do your best to stay in the spirit of Apple. Yeah, maybe it sounds a bit hokey, but it means something to you. Ever since you’d started watching MLP, you’d found yourself drawn in by their take on a southern farm family. There was something so special and warm about them, your heart was touched nearly every time they came on screen. Even if they weren’t real, the feelings were. There was something about that kindly, wise Granny Smith, the stoic and reliable Big Mac, and the darling Apple Bloom that made you long to call them your own family. But Applejack was something else. Her moral code, the way she was always honest and straight with everyone. Or maybe it was those flowing blonde locks, or that cute accent. Truth be told, you couldn’t really explain what it was about her that made your heart beat so hard every time you thought of her. It was a sudden decision to buy that little golden keychain of her, a surprising necessity forming like some instantaneous tsunami within yourself, starting the moment you saw it on that shelf. It was a similar magic that got you rubbing her hips like a talisman, kissing and greeting her every morning, and aiming to live like she did. Sometimes you felt self-conscious, but whatever. It made you happy.
>>28762065
> You tried really hard to retain that spirit of Apple, that kind but honest sincerity you knew she’d want you to have. And boy, if that didn’t get tested today. But it was over, and you were glad for it. A couple times you’d wanted to take the easy way out, fall in line with all the sneakiness and politics that choked your workplace. But you’d stayed strong; you’d had to reach into your pocket and grasp the figure more than a couple times for strength, but you did it. Within dim feeling of victory peeking through exhaustion, you fit the key into your apartment and opened the door. Immediately you notice the presence of an odd glow coming from the bedroom, barely perceptible in the light of the open doorway. Curiosity peeked (did you leave your computer on?) you open the doorway to see two miracles.
>>28762074
> A throbbing portal flashes above your bed, the edges glowing with every color of the rainbow, and some scenic picture of a farm lying within. More importantly, there’s a dazed looking Applejack teetering beside your bed, looking like she’s about to fall over. You fly over to her, the absurdity of the situation eclipsed by the singular need to support her. You kneel down and let her fall into you, staying there while she keeps her balance. There’s a dim humming in the room, like that of some large machine in the distance, as well as the easy rushing of a soft wind. Your blankets flutter in the breeze floating into your room, and the smell of apples brings you back to your senses.
“Applejack?” The orange mare looks at you, just a little glassy-eyed, before she says anything.
>>28762080
> “Anon?” She blinks twice, then a big smile floods her face. “Anon!” Her forelegs immediately go from resting on the floor to squeezing you tightly. It’s a tight hug, but exactly what you’d expect from a cowgirl (cowpony?) like this. Understanding is beginning to leak in, the presence of your Applejack beginning to trickle into your consciousness. Your arms instinctively hug her back, returning every inch of the desperate love you’d held for so long. Her small coat of fur was warm and soft, and you unknowingly rub your hands up and down, just feeling that perfect texture. Her head falls on your shoulder, your shoulders welcoming the weight of the girl. You can feel her pointy ear touching the side of your hair, disrupting your hair with an occasional flick. Despite being filled with so many questions, the needful embrace seems to be enough to satisfy you, and you remain locked together for minutes. Eventually she moves a bit away from you, and places her face right up to yours. You can see her vibrant orange skin, the hair above it waves ever so slightly in the low wind. Her mouth is closed in a small smile, and her wide green eyes look tragically at you, a faint sheen warning of tears close by. Your heart, so swollen with love, almost stops when you see the pain in her expression, every ounce of your being longing to make whatever’s harming her disappear. She must notice the deeply concerned look in your eyes, and her smile widens as she pressed her hoof to the side of your face.
>>28762083
> “Ah didn’t think Ah was ever getting over here.” She says, somehow sounding breathless despite not having done anything. “Twilight said-“ Just then, on the cusp of a very anticipated explanation, a faint voice calls out:
> “Applejack!” The mare in your arms suddenly goes rigid, an alarmed look entering those entrancing emerald eyes.
> “Ah gotta go-“ Her front hooves grab onto your hand, and two gorgeous groves plead with you: “Will you come back with me?”
>>28732031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5UXWRZCdeY
>>28762065
>>28762074
>>28762080
>>28762083
>>28762091
Good work. Writefriend.
>>28762065
And the morning ritual becomes just a little more special. Thanks, friend. Very nice so far
>>28762091
oh god please tell me you're willing to continue?
Dumb appleposters
>>28763951
"""Survey""" on 4chan. I'm sure no one lied or tried to falseflag.
>>28764272
Nice damage control, appulfag
It is logical that appul fags troll the most. After all, otherwise nobody cares about youre pony.
>>28762908
>>28762942
Sorry Applefriends, but I'm gonna let this one stay here. I just wanted to write a short thing for keychain man, cause I thought that was cute.
>>28764559
it was but I am sad that it had to end when it did
thank you anyway
>>28764559
Haha, thanks man. Enjoyed it.
>>28764559
would you consider writing another green soon?
>>28765572
what episode is this from?
>>28765618
daring dont
daring stahp
daring wat r u doin
>>28765208
It might happen. I really like the Apples.
bumping forpossibleGolden green
>>28736667
Wow, why are you hating AJ do much?
Our threads are chill and there is literly no hate against other waifus so I'd guess you're just here to start some drama, right?
Ain't habbening with the aj loving twats, this is a "fandom" of it's own if you know what i mean
>>28771953
>Biting bait this hard
>>28772026
>not playing along for the arguments sake
>>28773191
Holy shit
I am a cruismissile now
>>28749970
God help me...
>>28750489
I... want that keychain, damn it.
>>28775413
Bump for appul
pg9 bump
Appul bamp
>>28777023
That face , someone have a good green about (EG) applejack having a crush for anon ?? (AJxAnon) thx
>>28777644
I would like is the green is long thx
>>28777023
>>28778281
>>28778859
Fuckin adorable. I've gotten so many nice new AJ images from this particular thread I'm almost ashamed I didn't already have that many of them
Is Italy still standing?
Sounds like the planet is angry.
>>28732031
who?
>>28779160
Won't lie, I didn't pay much attention to the news. From what I got, a couple towns got seriously damaged, but luckily it hadn't the same outcome as the Amatrice or L'Aquila ones.
I didn't feel a damn thing, here, anyway. Luckily, my area is far from being an earthquake zone.
>>28780639
We worry about our applefriends.
>>28780862
Eh, you see, our country is geographically weird. Events can happen in one area while the nearby areas don't even acknowledge a single thing.
For example, years ago, we there was a very strong thunderstorm, in my area. To me it was nothing more than a couple hours with the shutters closed, and a good amount of tree branches littering the streets. But to nearby zones (and I mean around 30km away from here) it was a devastating tornado which led the local government to declare the state of emergency.
As I said, weird.
But thanks for the thought.
>>28781102
...uh, there's a random "we" in there, my bad.
>For example, years ago, there was a very strong thunderstorm, in my area.
>>28781822
Cute
>>28783721
Bump
>>28742299
Go get your cat back, Anon. By any means necessary.
>>28745143
If you don't mind >nohooves, Raising Hell is pretty excellent. Most of my collection is lewdfics.
>>28750397
It- it hurts... I just want tospill blood for the Blood and/or Apple God(s?)
>>28785056
Do it anon , this thread need a writefags thx
>>28785056
Share the collection, anon. The wealth. The apples.
>>28785056
If is a anonxapplejack then do it anon , we need a writefag
>>28785056
>Most of my collection is lewdfics
I don't see any problems here
>mfw no applejack thread
>>28787076
Contribute via art or conversation as opposed to 'bumps', anon. Help breathe more life into the thread.
What do you like most about Applejack guys?
I like her attitude to life, work hard, relax when you can, don't take things too seriously, but be willing to stand up for what you believe inwhat do you think she would like about you?
I don't really know, I guess if I actually enjoy something I give 100% to it, and even if I don't I give as much as I can
Ah, the Apples. Keeping it all in the family.
>>28787076
What >>28787150 said. There's zero point in bumping a thread with nothing.
>>28787419
Well, she'd be annoyed, maybe even disgusted, at what a miserable pile of shiftlessness I can be, but if I actually knuckled down and put my nose to the proverbial grindstone I think she'd be impressed with the amount of work I can get done. I love pretty much everything about her, from the similarities we share (stubborn, immensely protective of family, sometimes unreasonably authoritarian, valuing honesty but consistently struggling with the temptation of deceit, enjoying competition and a good workout, willing and eager to fight if and when diplomacy fails, respectful of tradition) to the differences (her tireless work ethic, her xenophobia, her bonds with her community and extended family, her adorable siblings, her disregard for getting dirty)
>>28786191
>>28785194
I'll dig them up when I get home, I guess.
>>28785516
>>28785138
I'm already writing shit for other threads, but if you don't mind shallow fapfics then I have a couple rough drafts I can polish up.
This is randomly selected apple image #1221 from my apple folder.
beshors
See? This is how you bump.
I really feel bad for Flutterfags with Discoshy meme 2bh
While other anons did call AJ a retard after AJO aired, it faded after next episode aired
Flutterfags got a whole hiatus to deal with this meme
bumparooni
>>28791075
Kek
Well, applefriends, seeing as my autism is a free and raging river, I had a prophetic apple dream which had basis in /mlp/ posting.
In the dream I had written an apple-based episode in script format and the show runners took notice, producing the episode to the letter and casting me as appledad. I had to sing a tawngy country song and all. Now I've awoken desiring some form of catharsis. I may make some green or shell out some bits to commission a mighty artist for a fresh Applejack picture.
>>28750005
Don't worry anon I talk to myself everyday too
no shame in that
Oh yeah here's an appul for ya
>>28791075
looks kind of cute
>>28793245
I'm interested
>>28794895
1>2>5>0>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>4>3
Appul
>>28799308
Bup for appul
>>28800176
>and then Applejack started to kick in her sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u56R_qHTLVI&index=2&list=RDLpFh_9BEyOM
Thanks for making this Appul thread a good one, fellers.
>>28801662
Bump for appul nd thel aste thing we need is a writefag or writefags
>>28802749