Is it possible to have a motherfu thread?
>>28728852
Do you mean a thread where Twilight Velvet and Cookie Crumbles fight to death while dressed in skintight suits, over the burning ruins of Golden Oaks Library?
>>28728872
Well damn it now I want that.
>>28728872
...so, like the anime fight scene from The Amazing World of Gumball ep "The Fury"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Sy6GJAQto
>>28728852
Which pony would make the best mother?I mean, it's obviously Fluttershy, but the others can try too.
>>28729004
rainbow dash would make a great dad
imagine watching hockey with her
>>28729004
Is that supposed to be rhetorical or something?
>>28729004
Every female would make a good mum since it's in their genetic code to do that job.
They will all just have certain things they suck at, and the child will have to learn those elsewhere.
>tfw had to learn how to go out and be social and how to do adult-things like finance a car because my mom spoiled me with goodies, loved and took care of me in a sheltered, over-protective way which was awesome, but not for being able to introduce me to independent adult responsibilities properly.
AJ would probably raise their child with some tight, traditional values, that keeps the world too simple.
Rarity would probably fail to teach her kid that beauty and the greatest/name brand stuff isn't everything.
Pinkie Pie would probably forget to teach her kid important responsibilities directly because she's stressing out doing it herself, not being demonstrative, and because she's a silly and fun mom, she probably won't discipline her child as much as she should, so they'll be "That kid" that will act like a little shit.
Rainbow Dash would probably be an awesome mom to her kid, but eventually, will try too hard to "be cool" for her kid and their friends, and will just embarrass them.
Twilight will be a by the books mom, but might get caught up in trying to hard to fit a certain mold, and so at times will not be on the same page with her kid when trying to solve a problem, frustrating the kid.
Fluttershy will certainly be the GOAT mom, but a good housewife on the other hoof, she might not be so great. To the right, understanding husband maybe.
Celestia and Luna might not know what to do with a baby, and would just send it off to someone else.
>"Cadence, take little Sunny Crescent here. Luna and I have, uh, duties to attend to!"
>>28729004
Probably AJ.
She's the ost balanced out of the bunch and would giver her kid some leeway for roughhousing and whatnot.
Could be interesting to see her not being able to deal with a teenage kid, seeing as she herself had to grow up pretty quickly after her own parent's death.
>>28728903
I remember that shit
>>28729327
yes, like discord
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>>28729327
I didn't get any attention from my parents so I tried so hard to be a snowflake when I was a teenager, all that cringe makes my spine chil
>>28729327
I want Luna to be my mommy. I want to be turned into a small colt.
I imagine that since Luna's only family is Celestia after being gone for 1000 years, she'd treat a child as well as she can. Always being supportive, always there. Even if it means being overly defensive.
I can help her get over her banishment and she can help me get over my previous life. I'd do everything to make her smile.
>>28729441
I fucking hate you, I swear to god.
>>28730010
that is r00d