Are You Clever?

Find a horse.

walk away

*cums*

>>28724926
Go home, do nothing.
The End.

>>28724926
Go home and take a shit.

>>28724926
Take a leak before going to the portal.

>>28724926
Yell into the portal about my chicken tendies.

>>28724926
Urinate into the portal

>>28724926
Place soiled pants on the portal.
Tell any passing ponies the portal pissed your pants.

>>28724926
Go home, wash your pants, come back, and inspect the portal with dry underwear like a goddamn adult.

>>28724926 do >>28725028

>>28724926
Never finish this CYOA.

Cum and start farting.

>>28724943
What a story, I love it.

>>28724926
Piss as much as you can and enter the portal

go back to your magical realm

>>28724926
Loved the CYOA OP
it made me laugh and made me cry
but
>>28724943
>>28724946
Lets try for 9
Go Home and grab my bad dragon mare toy to take through the portal

>>28727888
I fucking called it right here >>28725072.

>>28727888
nice trips

do a sick Tiger Knee that would make Sagat proud.

don't go in, go home, eat poptart

>>28727937
Anon that's a 2 not a 9

Go home and take a nap.
The end

Let's have an adventure all about anon staying home alone.

>>28724943
This is what happens when you getfaggotry instead of votes your quest.

>>28724926
cum inside rainbow-dash

p10

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Fuck OP
>>28724943
>>28724946
>>28727883
>>28728026
>>28728206
You ignore the portal and go back home. You eat a poptart, convert it to bodily waste, and immediately go to sleep.
You have erotic dreams involving a rainbow pony.

3, 6, 9 decides what happens next.

>>28732378
wake up, triple S and see how the portals doing

>>28732378
Do it all again

>>28732399
this CYOA is really progressing

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>>28732399
You go back to the portal, then go back home, have another poptart, a trip to the toilet, and go back to your oniric rainbow horse erotica.

2, 5, 8 decide

>>28732378
go stick head through portal
after show of course, hygiene is very important

>>28732413
If dubs we do it all again, again

>>28732451
Adapt the comfy lifestyle and never get out of bed.

>>28732451
go through portal
might be rainbow horse

>>28732451
piss into the portal and shit on the ground in front of it to lay a trap

>>28732451
go back to portal and poke head through

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>>28732452
>>28732482
You take a shower and then go back to the portal.
Mustering up all the courage you got, you peek through the translucent layer, and find yourself in a completely new location.
It seems to be some kind of wood. There are trees everywhere, you could hardly find your way in there. You can see an orange thing with a hat, not too far away.

>>28732509
Oh right, it's a getquest.
Let's say 4, 7, 0 decide

>>28732517
DO IT ALL AGAIN

>>28732517
go up to orange unknown and make first contact
try and keep bladder in control

>>28732509
Organize the biggest interdimensional Apple heist there has ever been in history of CYOA´s

Or just go talk with that cowgirl horse thing.

>>28732527
>>28732509
Nah. Piss in front of her to assert dominance.

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>>28732527
>>28732530
>>28732584
You walk towards the orange horse, approaching her from behind, while you prepare your best pickup line.
>Eyy babe, want some fuck?
You say with your suave voice.
She just stands still, not reacting.
You're about to repeat yourself when she turns around, slowly.
APPUL
You hear her voice, a guttural scream.
AP̙̺͇̜̱͍P̲̥̥̖U̹̦͇̯ͅͅL̞̩̦̮̪̱L̩̟̯̟͚L̙̟͚̥̘̤̝L͉ͅL


You have lost control over your bladder.

1, 4, 7 decide.
Please pretend panel 3 is an extremely detailed picture of a creepy zombie horse.

>>28732641
run back home, drink the memory away

>>28732641
Unzip dick.

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>>28732641
Call Barry Burton to come shoot this monster for you.

>>28732680
Fuck Barry in the ass.

>>28732641
use adrenaline filled fight or flight response to run away

>>28732641
Boom, headshot.

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>>28732674
That mouth is wide open. That's kind of lewd.
Who are you kidding, that's completely lewd!
Really makes you want to put it in.
You unzip dick.

Next reply determines the success rate of operation "insert dick in mouth". 0-4 failure, 5-9 success.

>>28732734
plz

>>28732641
Remember what /k/ has taught you and opérate the fuck out of that eldritch horse.

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>>28732737
You SUCCessfully insert your meat rod inside the horse's mouth!

3, 6, 9 decide

>>28732787
cum so hard you shoot through the back of its head

>>28732787
Cum, then missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>28732787
Begin the succ.

>>28732787
Dont just put it in.
FACEFUCK HER!
WITH HATE!
DO HER AS ANGRYAS YOU DO YOUR TAXES!

>>28732787
bind her, get nekkid, and shove a tree branch in her left eye socket.

>>28732827
retry
bind her, get nekkid, and shove a tree branch in her left eye socket

>>28732831
the get was already gotten you dumb fuck

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>>28732803
>>28732809
You are in!
But it's not enough. With your lust-powered strength, you grab the horse's head with your hands, and start violently thrusting.
Your member slips on her tongue at incredible high speed, regularly poking at the bottom of her throat.
The suction effect of her pipe is quick to make you reach your orgasm! Don't kid yourself, you never were one to last very long anyway.
An overwhelming sensation of pleasure overtakes you, you throw your head back, and you blow an enormous stream of cum inside her head. The pressure inside makes her eyes look like they're about to pop out of their orbits!
Just then, another string of semen comes out, and you feel great release as the pressure in her head finally makes her skull crack, literally exploding, generating an atrocious geyser of blood, brain and sperm.
The sight may not be very tasteful, but holy shit that was good.

You can hear footsteps getting closer. Did anyone see you? Or maybe the noise of the explosion attracted somebody?

2, 5, 8 decide

>>28732865
get the fuck out of here.

>>28732865
Unsheathe your katana in self defence
Your literal one, not your penis

>>28732451
Jump in the portal and fuck the first thing you see.

>>28732865
rip off your dick and wave it around like a nunchuck

>>28732888
This is gonna get weird

>>28732865
take body of pony with you and run
it's still warm so it's not necrofilia to fuck it later

>>28732865
Use the last bit of wizard magic you have to revive the pone and fuck its ass.

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>>28732888
kek

>>28732888
Dis gonna be good

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>>28732888
Sensing an imminent threat, you grab your dick in a menacing stance.
You focus your chakras, and with a might tug you
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rip your dick off. It starts bleeding profusely, the rod in your hand getting limp, and your crotch goes bright red from the leaking blood.
It certainly scared off whoever was here though, as you hear someone running away, very fast.
You might bleed out like an idiot who ripped off their own dick right here and then, though. Was it really worth it?

Roll for survival: 0-4 you die like a bitch, 5-9 your cock wound heals and you get a nunchuck.

>>28732953
oh man

>>28732953
roll

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>>28732964

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>>28732964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEisLcFEl4

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>>28732964
You fall to your knees, blood oozing from the hole that you just made between your legs.
You feel cold, empty, like everything is fading away, and most importantly, you hurt like a bitch.
Soon enough you fall unconscious and everything goes black.

You wake up in a bright, warm place. You feel at peace, painless, carefree.
An old man stands up in front of you.
"Dude," he says, "you fucked up big time."

What happens next? 3, 6, 9 decide

>>28733015
Tell the fucker to take you back to Equestria.

>>28733015
Tell him to attach my benis to where it was and send me back to the portal

>>28733015
>>28733023
Punch him in the groin too.

>>28733015
revived by god,dick grow back

>>28733047
Roll

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>>28733023
>>28733053
>You fucker, you're going to revive me and take me back to Equestria this instant
"Y'all youngings need to chill the fuck out and respect your ancestors, I'm not giving you shit if you talk to me like that. Better be careful if you don't wanna end up with someone less patient than me."

Evens decide
A specific location would be nice too

>>28733097
Cloudsdale

>>28733097
go to manehatten

>>28733097
twilight laboratory

>>28733097
Canterlot

>>28733123
roll

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>>28733104
>>28733114
>>28733130

>Okay, fine, I apologize for talking rudely to an elder god.
"It's fine my dude, just don't do it again."
He extends his hands in front of him.
"Now watch."
Focusing extensively, he raises his hands above his head, and-
"JAZZ HANDS"
*POOF*
A pair of wings pops on your back, and you start floating on the clouds.
"Jazz magic is best magic. Now go, Cloudsdale is just this way."
>Uh, thanks man, but that's not what I asked for
"Be good alright haha see ya later"
He moonwalks away.

You are now heading towards Cloudsdale.

I'll stop right there, feel free to hijack the thread. If not I'll be back tomorrow, in 21 hours, with a better prompt.
Hope you guys had fun.

>>28733147
Thanks anon.

>>28733147
Was fun anon

>>28733147
Damn you missed a chance of Anon going through Cloudsdale to his death just spawn in front of the angel making fun of him.
Anyways, was fun, good times.