"You've got a tiny dick Anon" Your reaction?

>>28708527
"You are factually correct"
"Also you're a whore"

>>28708527
"It just feels like that because your vagina is so loose and wide."

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>>28708527
>that's not what your sister said

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>>28708527
Sorry rara, you must not be used to only having one inside you at a time.

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>>28708604

>>28708527
>Rape

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>>28708614
>Anon why are you hugging me
>What's that you're trying to rape me?
>Sorry but your micro penis is not gonna do the job

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>>28708594

>>28708527
I'm a primate, what did you expect?

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>>28708604

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>>28708527
GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM

>>28708527
You're a big mare.

>>28708527
You're a tiny horse. It works out

>>28708527
Literally bigger than any mlp stallion dick so shut up rara.

You're an slut anyways.

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>>28708594
>>28708604

>>28708527
"Your mom seemed to like it and before I forget: Call me Dad from now on, okay?"

>>28708527
Yes, and?

>>28708527
Compared to horses, yes. But humans are the most well-hung primates, and that's without having a baculum.

>>28708527

sounds like someone wants to go a week without staring at Dessert and cuddling.

>>28708527
Hey, don't talk about my chode like that

Plenty big enough for your sister, whorse

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>>28708527
Yes I do and you can't have him

>>28708527
"It still doesn't suck itself, so get to it already"

>>28708527
"I guess that means its going in your ass instead of your pussy"

Dumb "what do" poster

>>28708527
Yes, but unlike the rest of these one-pump chumps, I'm not satisfied until the bed sheets need to be burned and their ashes doused with holy water.

>>28708527
>yea yea but i still get what i paid for right

>>28708527
"Maybe, but it'll feel like a tree trunk when it's in your ass."

>>28708527
"you should know by far better than anyone else here in ponyville that tiny needles can sting aswell~"

>>28708527
Y-you too...

>>28708527
>y-you too

>>28708527
I'm not hard yet

>>28708527
You're a faggot, Rarity.

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Coming from someone who doesn't even have one.

>>28708527
Well, when you compare it to yours...

>>28708638
Don't worry it's doing it for me

>>28708527
it's big enough to make me cum and that's all that matters, now shut up, I'm not paying you to speak

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>>28710989

>>28708727
For u.

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>>28708594

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>>28708527
I KNOW

>>28708527
Oh yeah? Well, you have an ugly vagina.

>>28708527
Cock vore her.

“I moved on him like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And he was married.”
“I did try and fuck him. He was married.”
“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a pony, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
“Grab them by the dick. You can do anything.”

>>28708527
>"Eight inches is tiny?"
>"I know it might by average, but hell, that's like half your body, what kind of dick do you wrangle?"

>>28708527
i love you rarity please sit on my face

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>>28711717

>>28711726
followed by let me brush your hair while i play with my tiny peenus weenus

>>28711681
>that's like half your body
that's kinda hot

>>28708527

>Well, human dicks aren't as big as horse dicks.

>>28708527
"And a tongue like Gene Simmons, so lift that tail and you'll never want the "Spikey-Wikey Swirly again."

>>28708527
>"You've got a tiny dick Anon"
"Yeah well you have a small horn."
>Rarity looks at you, the shock and surprise of your quick retort evident in her eyes.
>"I beg your pardon?"
"Your horn", you press on. "It's tiny."
>One of Rarity's hooves wanders toward her forehead, instinctively poking her magical appendage.
>"That's not true", she pouts.
>You can see tears forming in the corner of her eyes, betraying how deep you actually cut with your jab.
>Still annoyed and angry at her earlier rudeness, you have no intention of stopping though.
"You see, Rara, Twilight's horn is like super long and incredibly strong with magical power. It's beautiful. Yours just doesn't compare."
>Rarity looks deeply hurt by now.
"And don't get me started on Celestia. That tasteful thickness, the subtle off-white coloring..."
>A dopey smile forms on your lips as images of the Princesses' horn cloud your mind.
>"Alright stop it, you ruffian!" Rarity rips you out of your thoughts with a stern voice, tears still pricking at the corners of her eyes.
>"How dare you belittle my beautiful horn?"
"How dare YOU talk shit about my dick?"
>Puffing out her cheeks, Rarity's horn starts sparkling up, touching the surroundings with a soft blue light.
>Visibly straining, the mare focuses her magic on herself, her face gaining a touch of pink from the exhaustion.
>"I'll show you a big horn, you fiend!"
>Slowly, the cone on her forehead begins to grow.
"Oh yeah? I'll show YOU a big horn!"
>You too can't keep your emotions in check as you pull down your pants and begin to aggressively stroke your manhood.
>"Ha! You call that big? Don't make me laugh."
>Despite her insult, you can see the mare getting flustered by your growing cock, her cheeks gaining more and more color by the second.
>You're not doing to good yourself though, captured by the image of her steadily increasing horn size.
>Unf.
"Hnng. Come on you slut, make it bigger!"
>"And you... keep... fapping that fat... thing!"

>>28711975
>The two of you maintain eye contact, both incredibly focused on sustaining the mental energy to keep going, yet at the same time captured by the other one's efforts.
>Rarity's horn is about twice its original size by now, and your dick isn't looking too shabby as well.
>For a few minutes, the air is filled with nothing but heavy breathing, the occasional strained grunt and the fleshy sound of your pumping.
>You can feel yourself getting close to your release, and from what you can tell, Rarity's at her limit too, hot breaths escaping from her mouth.
>Her horn is as long as your forearm now, while your dick is proudly standing at full attention, angrily pulsing in your hand.
"Rara, I..."
>The sound of the door to Rarity's boutique opening rips the two of you out of your trance.
>Surprised in the act, you both stare at the intruder with wide eyes.
>Rarity, with her magic fizzling out, her horn slowly deflating.
>You, unmoving and still with your hand on your cock.
>"What the fuck are you two doing?" comes the angry shout from the blue pegasus at the door.
>You stare at each other, the awkwardness of the situation suddenly dawning on you.
>Rarity is the first to recover.
>"You see, darling, we were just..."
>Her eyes look to you, pleading for help.
"Comparing sizes."
>"Exactly!"
"You know, bro stuff."
>"You wouldn't understand, Rainbow. Now, let's forget about that and see what I can do for you, yes? Anon, I trust you'll find your way out?"
"Uhh... yeah, I guess."
>"And do be a dear and put that thing away, will you."
>Looking down on yourself, you realize you're still grabbing hold of your rapidly shrinking dick.
>You tuck it away with a few practiced motions, proceeding to leave the boutique as quickly as you can.
"Later, I guess."
>"Au revoir, big guy."
>You leave through the door grinning, giving a quick nod to Rainbow and silently mumbling "for you" to yourself.

I was bored.

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>>28711975
>That tasteful thickness, the subtle off-white coloring...

>>28708527
"Thats my nipple you silly horse."

>>28708527
yeah well its out now and it ain't gonna suck itself

>>28708527
How the fuck could something not of the same species as me criticize my genitalia?

You don't see me accusing my dog of having an unimpressive member, do you?

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>>28711977

>>28714056
I know I have a small dick anon, there's no need for you to call it that ;-;

>>28710989
kek

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THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID WHEN I WAS FUCKING HER IN YOUR DAD'S LAUNDRY ROOM, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!