Nightly Twilight Thread

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Superdead.

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She likes to tease.

>>28706322
You were supposed to let it die.

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Twilight Sparkle has shown adaptability. I remember when she first was dealing with being a alicorn and princess; I would say she would go through the same ordeal. First she would be utterly joyous, and then she will begin to worry and would need to cope. It won't be until she receives a lot of outside advice, some mentoring from Cadence. Eventually Twilight will begin to ease into being a mother. This includes settling down, giving up a lot more dangerous duties, and taking the time to raise her child. She'll continuing studying, but she's retired from this point. All the more better for her to become a great mother.

What do you think, Twifags?

>>28706667
I like the seamless transition from talking about her becoming an alicorn to talking about her being the mother of Nyx.

>>28707278
Just wait for the S7 finale ;)

>>28706667
>She'll continuing studying
Let's fighting love?

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>>28704663

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I would cuddle this pony and fall asleep.

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/r/ing the gif/webm of Twilight gorging herself on burgers and using more burgers to wipe her face clean.

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>>28708976

>>28709178
Thanks anon!

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>>28709178
unf! Why is that so fucking hot

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>>28709178
Why is she such a big piggy wiggy for!

>>28705319
Dude, she LOVES Tolkien, you have no idea.

She literally cried the whole way through Return of the King.

>>28710581
Because you turned her into a lobotomized husk.

>>28711758
This.

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Twilight is NOT for sexual.

>>28710722
JIN FUCKIN STOP PLS SHE ISNT REAL

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>>28713504
You're right. Twilight is for consensual love making with the lights turned off.

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>>28709178

>>28710153
There is something wrong with you.

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>>28715324
I'd rather do it with the lights on in front of a mirror so I could watch that plump purple butt bouncing up and down on my lap

>>28720512
Where's the pomf!?

>>28709178
Fat

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>>28722738
>>>/trash/

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>>28722881
leave, trashfag

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>>28722957
This is cute.

It's because she has a pre-alicorn figure in this, or I can pretend she does.

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What would you do if you caught Twilight masturbooping?

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>>28723686
You're jealous that Glimmer masturboops shamelessly.

>>28723686
Join her.

This version of the niggity twiggity thread is pretty bad.

There's little to no discussion anymore, mostly people talking about wanting to fuck her or some variation thereof.

I miss when we used to fight about who was lector, or flashfag. Now it seems there is nothing left for us to argue about. We all got what we wanted. Complete and utter silence.

RIP my twiggers.

>>28730141
and no valuable greentext

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New content for you all. Pic and the story it inspired me to write.

http://pastebin.com/qWCb25Qs

>>28730631
oh man, that was beautiful

>>28730931
Glad you liked it.

>>28730631
Nice, thank you.

>>28730319
I was requested a while ago to write. Green for your general. Being a Twifag myself, I accepted.

Almost done with it, will dump it all when I finish writing it. It'll be the best date you will ever have had.

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>>28734103

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>>28735152
L-lewd

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Would Twilight approve of Nuclear energy?

>>28737489
Well, considering that they actually have total control of the sun, I'd assume solar energy would make a lot more sense.

>>28737750
What about poner energy?

>>28738235
You mean slave labor?

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sup twifags, shimfag here, what are you reading?
I'm reading 1984 by george orwell, also I want to point out that your waifu is extremely adorable

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Twilight has information you need, but she's not talking.

How do you interrogate her?

>>28741138
Move something on her desk slightly to the left.

>>28741138
restrain her, then attack the purple pone with a barrage of tickles all over her body until she yields

>>28741138
Fuck it out of her.

>>28741138
Offer chips as compensation. A fair trade.

>>28741138
Waterboard her until she's ready to talk

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>>28741756
Turns out Twilight didn't know a thing, she was only scamming you out of your chips

>>28741044

Got a copy of Gödel, Escher, Bach next to me that I've been meaning to pick up and thumb through for a while; might just do that tonight rather than tan in front of my glowing rectangle.

shim's not bad either, but never liked the >no hooves

>>28741314
That might actually work
>Fuck her until she's about to orgasm, then just don't let her until she talks

>>28741813
That's fine. I'd spoil the hell out of her with chips. She's too precious not to.

>>28742174
>indulge Twilight until fat

>>28742145
That's not how rape torture interrogation works.

>>28743190
maybe because it has nothing to do with whatever edgy shit you likely post in the starlight thread. it's just orgasm denial

>>28743318
She uses magic, makes herself climax, there.

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>>28741813
All I want to do is eat LAYS BRAND POTATO CHIPS™ with my favorite pony Twilight Sparkle™. Good thing I can find both at my local WALMART™™™™™™™™

>>28742145
How about sex denial when she's in heat?

>>28744007
While that's a nice fetish, I don't think it would work well for interrogation.

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>>28744064
Of course it would. Let me demonstrate.

>You're sitting on a sofa. Sweat pours from every pore of your green skin.
>Twilight is whirling around the room.
>She skids across the floor, scales the curtains, somersaults all the way to the other end of the ceiling, and slams right into a bookshelf, ending up buried under a pile of books.
>Is she okay?
>"Aaaaaaaaahhhh. Fuck meeee! Fuck meeeee! I need the human cock in me right now, as mares do. Do it!"
>She is. Relatively speaking.
"Go away. I'm not in the mood."
>"You're always in the mood. And I'm in heat. Come on."
"Not now."
>"Come oooon! I really need it. What's wrong with you?"
"Okay, then be reasonable and tell me." You try to say it as calmly as possible.
>"Tell you what?"

>>28744196
>>"Aaaaaaaaahhhh. Fuck meeee! Fuck meeeee! I need the human cock in me right now, as mares do. Do it!"

This is not what estrus does. Even then it is out of her character to turn so... animalistic.

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>>28744196
"You know damn well what." The calmness is gone.
>"I have no idea-- honestly."
"My damn kidneys! Where did you hide my kidneys? This is not a game, Twilight. I'm dying!"
>"You don't look like you're dying. I'm the one dying here. My ovaries are going to explode if you don't put this," she points at your crotch, "in here," the hooftip moves towards her swollen pussy.
"You took both my kidneys! Can't you see I---"
>"Pshaw."
"Pshaw?!"
>"You're whining like a little foal who lost their favorite toy."
>At this point you simply stare. Twilight turns her backside to you.
>"Here." She points again.
"Okay... Will you give me back my kidneys if I do as you say?"
>"Your kidneys? Don't be silly, Anon. I don't have them anymore. Even if I did, how do you expect such a delicate organ to survive outside of the body? And do you really think I could put them back, reattach everything, and make them work again? I hope you're joking. Otherwise you'd be delusional. You aren't delusional, are you?" She gently strokes the face of the now collapsed, sobbing pile in front of her.
>"I see. So you won't help me."
>She levitates something out of a cabinet.
>"Be that way, then. I'll help myself. I can use this huge horse dildo and the 'come to life' spell. See you in the morning."
>She gives you a sweet kiss on the cheek while the dildo hovers above your face and then trots off, leaving a trail of glistening droplets on the floor.

>>28744204
I'm 100% certain that is exactly one of the symptoms. Don't you watch horse porn?

>>28744205
kek

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>>28743969
I bet she loves this flavor.

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>>28742145
>try to orgasm deny twilight
>she just magically finishes herself off or forces you to fuck her until she cums anyway
>then she denies you orgasm until you're at her mercy

Wouldn't work

>>28741044
The case of Charles Dexter Ward.

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>>28709178
Alicorn metabolism is a hell of a drug.

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qt edit

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>>28741138
In all seriousness:

Start with a nice extended stay in a stress position with her magic suppressed, preferably with a heavy blindfold, ear plugs, and a muzzle on her scented with a strong enough odor she can't smell a thing. I'm a fan of suspension by the forehooves - quadrupeds just aren't meant to stand like that for long periods of time, so it'll quickly start to really make her legs and neck cramp up hard. No gag - she's welcome to scream out her little lungs; it'll only reinforce that sense of helplessness later on.

Also before we get into the actual interrogation, we also work on the degredation and humiliation. She'll be given a pail rather than a proper toilet - she's not getting down, after all - and fed spoonful by spoonful. Every little thing makes it clear that she is wholely dependent on her captors now. Feedings will, of course, take place at totally random times to give her no sense of the passage of time.

Then we begin the actual interrogation. The objective here isn't actually to dig the information out of her all at once, since that could be a pretty futile task if she starts feeding false leads. Instead, focus on smaller things - little details she won't be so reticent to give up. Use them to knit a story that convinces her that she's already betrayed everything she loves, and there'll be little worse that can be done by giving up the information I am seeking. Interrogations will also be held at completely random times. For a pony like Twilight who wants - almost needs - for everything to be neatly arranged and scheduled, this will be even more disconcerting.

When she cooperates, she will be rewarded - a real toilet instead of a bucket, a bed to sleep in instead of stress positions, a blanket to cover herself, regular schedules instead of randomness... little things that restore just a teensy bit of normalcy. Though she'll be kept blindfolded and deafened, she might earn my presence so she does not feel so overwhelmingly alone.

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>>28748875

When she does not cooperate, though - a pony's teats are quite a viable target for electrical contacts, because unlike in a human running a current between them does not hold such a risk of the current travelling across the heart and stopping it. Each interrogation session can be begun with wiring her up - eliciting squeals as the saw-toothed alligator clamps are allowed to bite into her teats. Twilight's never experienced anything like that before, and I imagine soon enough just a hand on the control will be enough to terrify her. If she remains especially recalcitrant, however - well, she knows exactly how much those clips hurt on her teats. Moving them to her sex - perhaps even one on her clit - should evoke an even more spectacular response.

Otherwise, the same tactics are continued: Disorient, humiliate, degrade. Not even when the electrical contacts are applied, Twilight is going to get used to being touched whenever and however I like - no matter how debasing the experience is. The point is not just to break her, but to ensure that there is no speck of pride left onto which she might hang, refusing to give what I need to know.

>>28748770
call it autism if you want, but twilight with pleb pony eye shape triggers me hard

>>28748875

And today I learned about the "unsexy bondage" tag.

be back in a few days

>>28749369
It is a fun tag, isn't it?

>>28748888
>Those quads going unchecked
For shame!

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>>28749849
she's so cuuuute

>>28751939
I want to take deep sniffs of her uniform. Thats not weird right? am I weird?

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>>28754375
You're in love with a cartoon pony, anon. Sociolinguistic concepts like that have no meaning here.

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>>28751939
Best cosplay is best

>>28755726
i would a changeling if it tranformed into twi

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QT poner

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Cutest possible pony. I want to play with her then fall asleep with my face buried in her soft fur.

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>>28757825
That would be wonderful

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I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but I'll ask anyway just in case.
Do you guys want me to link the storytime for this here when I get the book uploaded tomorrow or Monday?

>>28760238
what's the answer?

>>28760439
I'm thinking it would be yes? I always ask just in case since I don't really frequent the threads for individual ponies much.

>>28761143

I'm thinking you're correct, too. (Is there seriously a homogeneous character thread gets triggered by that?)

>>28764476
>inb4 no-hooves

>>28764523
Eww, fingers.

>>28764763
Eww, fingers.

>>28764763
Dats a cute poner!

>>28763053
>invisible stallion
>or dragon penetration

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>>28744196
You're rather absurd.

>>28748875
>>28748888
You, anon. You, anon, I like.

So, Does Lecter now haunt the Starlight general? Or is he altogether gone?

>>28766262
Its name is Smarty Pants, apparently.

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What is wrong with her?

>>28767935
d'aww, she gave the filly her little flag back

>>28767935
She has little patience dealing with betas, cunts and ponies that get easily sidetracked when important matters must be attended to

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I love the idea of this story being read to filly Twilight as a bedtime story and her understanding it.

It is the most difficult work of literature ever written.

https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/j/joyce/james/j8f/episode1.html

Yes, it begins mid-sentence. The beginning of that sentence is the last line in the book.

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>>28768029
This, plus she's still impulsive as fuck (pic related, "PLEASE LET ME ORGANIZE IT") and definitely still has no working concept of "personal space".

Purple definitely has endearing character flaws.

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>>28768073

>>28768470
I wouldn't mind if she got in my personal space.

>>28768660
but she smells like horse!

>>28770080
mmm, horse smell with a hint of lavender. i wouldn't have it any other way

>>28770164

Where'd this whole "hint of lavender" thing come from again?

>>28770269
the color of her coat, what else do you need

>>28770284

I mean, not everything purple smells of lavender.

but k

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>>28770441

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>>28770441
Wrong. I give boops

>>28770441
I always scratch my plush's ears.. as if she could feel it. Well, it makes me feel good at least.

>>28771581
>cucking this hard

>>28772008
I'm really sorry you feel you're being cucked, but you need to understand these are just fictional characters.

>>28772369
Your mother is a fictional character

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>>28771581
I despise SFM, but fuck that's hot.

>>28774138
I despise ponies. But thats pretty hot.

>>28772476
Just like you :^)

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>Soft, light snow landing outside in the quiet night
>Fire's warmth reaches you and Twilight, both coated in fur blankets with warm cocoa between you
>You can't resist nuzzling her and hugging her tightly, reaching levels of comfort thought impossible

Winter is coming.

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Why is she so pretty?

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>>28775519
She's very aesthetically pleasing for sure. I think its her pretty purple coat. She just looks so soft and cuddly. And don't forget she has almond shaped eyes with very distinct eyelashes. They're alluring if I must say so myself.

God I feel like a giant autist opining on why I love twiggy so much.

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>>28775628
there's nothing autistic about that

>>28775519

Of all the rational, objective explanations I've heard for this, I found my favorite, strangely enough, on the 1d4chan wiki: "neotenic". They look like children, and humans (and other species that nurture young) are innately compelled to protect and foster children. I blame Faust for causing this.

The fags there also have a pretty good written history of this board, if anyone cares.

>>28776010
>They look like children

Then why do I want to fuck her? I certainly don't want to fuck children.

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>>28776025
This. There's no explanations, she just looks beautiful and sexy as hell

>>28776025

In all seriousness, sexualization is independent from that response hopefully HOPEFULLY; this board is practically a testament to home many weird things you apes can get turned on by—to each their own.

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>>28776025
Because ponies, in addition to superficially resembling children, have a number of attractive female tells. The body symmetry, blemishless skin (fur/coat), heathly looking hair (manes) and idealized personalities are just a few things.

It's like finding a girl who looks like a supermodel but also looks young enough that trying something with her might be risky. You get an odd "I wanna fuck that / I wanna protect that" combo.

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This dead thread has changed a lot since two years ago but I suppose it's still nice.

>>28777570

I'm perennially surprised that it still exists at all on the rare occasions I check back here.

Devoid of content, yet full of momentum. I'm really not sure what's going on here anymore.

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>>28777685
You're the same anon who changes his post style, aren't you?

>>28777685
a certain amount of devotion I guess

>>28777777
fuck you
why is this still even a thread
STOP

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>>28777777
Oh boy, here we go!

>>28777777
MODS BAN THIS FUCKING FAGGOT FOR LIFE FOR WASTING THIS WONDERFUL GET

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>>28777777
fak

>>28777777
I'm so fucking angry right now

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>>28777777
YES. LET IT BREATHE AUTISTIC LIFE INTO THIS THREAD. BREATHE DAMN YOU!

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>>28778066
What the fuck did I just read

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Good night ntt

>>28777734

Without context, I'm not sure what you mean by that.

>>28777777

At least two years worth of devotion, apparently.

also nice get

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>>28778709
You change your post style to avoid an identifiable online persona.

You come to 4chan to navigate the subconscious of anonymous.

You dislike being identified.

>>28779015

...doesn't everybody?

...though I don't think I ever mentioned that explicitly. Perhaps some other fag just happens to share that ideal, more vocally?

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>>28777777
just came here to check it, don't mind me
terrible post tho

>>28777777
Exquisite get sir
Also bump

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>>28777777
In the end, only the faithful remains.

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>>28779184
kill yourself faggot. Don't come in our thread to memepost your bateman shit. FUCK U. FUCK U.

Guys. Guys. Stop fighting. We need to come together and commission a Twilight piece from Darkstylerz. he still hasn't done a Twilight picture. He must know that we all desire it greatly. LETS ALL CHIP IN FOR THE BEST FAPS OF THIS GENERATION.

>>28779928
Okay, first, we need ideas.

Oh, I have one! Triple penetration. All zebras.

>>28779957
>implying Darkstylers does anything but extremely sexy human on pony action with a focus on liquids and tender little hoovsies.

You can troll all you want, I want a pic of a human giving Twilight's cute little hooves a workout they'll never forget.

>>28779980
yeah and then it'll just be multiple humans so you're getting cucked anyway

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>>28779984
So? I'll just self insert as multiple humans. I do it all the time when I self insert as an entire football team.

Also, FUCK YOU STREET SIGN CAPCHAS.

Heres a cute poner.

>>28779984
Why is it that the people usually talking about "being cucked" are virgins who admittedly still masturbate to pornography? Is it the fact that it makes you uncomfortable?

Stormfags say all pornography is degenerate and then continue to swear off women forever. Are they fucking celibate or something? If you can't even jerk off OR have sex, how are you supposed to be a healthy human being?

>>28780474
top cute

>>28780474
Do you insert your whole self in her?

>>28781353
What weird dogs.

>>28780493
What else do you masturbate to if not pornography?

>>28781412
Complex algorithms.

>>28781421
Twilight? I know that's you!

>>28781421
Personally, I prefer non-linear dynamical systems. It's the potential chaotic behavior that makes it so hot.

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>>28781412
Vectors

>>28781566
I just wanna hang my balls right on her muzzle. That's cool right?

>>28781797
I want her to spoon me so I can feel her shaft warm up my balls between my thighs.

>>28782650
OHHHH FUCK YEA DRINK THAT SHIT TWILY UUUGGHG OHHH OHHHGHGGHG OHGHGHGHG

>>28782841
calm down, autist

>>28782933
>not knowing obvious sarcasm
>calling that person autistic
>missing social ques
Anon... I'm sorry but. I think its time you were tested.

>>28783007
i know it's sarcasm, that's why i called him autist

>>28783077
>someone who is autistic is capable of sarcasm and social nuance.

Dude you seriously need to look up the definition of autistic. Do you even know what you're saying or are you just mouthing off?

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>>28783368
he's the autist who gets triggered by everything sexual related, it's pretty funny. the idea of someone going to a thread on 4chan dedicated to the most sexualized character in the history of animation and getting mad every time people post lewd things is hilarious

>>28783450
What an enjoyable tropical drink she's having! I must say she looks positively overjoyed to be enjoying such a delight.

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I'm storytiming the Twilight Sparkle and the Forgotten Books of Autumn chapter book over here if any of you are interested in that:

>>28783832

And if you just want a download for the book then you can get that here:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/bih7xmsxllrajka/Twilight+Book.rar

Sorry for the slight beef with the other post.

Did the flashlight faggot finally fuck off?

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>>28704663
Twiluna is the true OTP

>>28783859
who knows. maybe he finally noticed no one gave a shit and changed to other shitposting methods, such as >>28783885

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>>28783897
I dont even know who that other faggot is.

>>28783897
twiluna, twixie, twilestia etc is infinitely better than flashlight though

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>>28783885
>true OTP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome

And no. It's Twidash.

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>>28783973
This anon knows what's up

For those of you the read it, how would you rate Twilight Sparkle and the Forgotten Books of Autumn out of 10 NTT?
Anything in particular you liked in it?

>>28784071
i'm still on chapter 5

>>28784061

>forced lesbian shipping because artist is a lesbian

Yeah. No. Cringe.

>>28784061
Any public display of affection beyond hand holding should be ground for immediate execution tbf

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>>28784353
>>28784266
I just think it's cute, jeeze.


But seriously, Celestia and Luna need more character development, they're easily my favorite ponies along with Twilight.

>>28784377
they really do, especially celestia

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>>28784353
>implying hand holding isn't the most degenerate and lewd act of them all

Off with this anon's head

>>28784397
unprotected boops are even more sinful

>>28776025
Because Twilight is an adult despite her adorable appearance, and has the maturity and intelligence to match.

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>>28777777
Somewhere around season 5, I came to the realization that my devotion to Twilight is now both unconditional and involuntary.

Somehow, knowing that just makes me love her more.

>>28784428
Don't know, don't care. Go make a shitty thread about it in an attempt to have someone else write your half-assed idea with no direction.

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>>28784450

>>28745328
>sucking the boogers out of her nose

>>28788368
That'd be pretty lewd. Too bad she's kissing the tip of the nose rather than the nostrils.

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Found this laying around.

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>>28792424
that one is incomplete

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>>28704663
I want to date Twilight Sparkle

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>>28792439

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>>28792439
I noticed a strange pattern. She has the libido of an adolescent virgin male, she falls asleep right after sex, and when she climaxes she even ejaculates for no good reason. And those are just a few out of many observations, which all point in one direction. Uh, what gender is Twilight again?

>>28794340
Bend over

>>28792439
>you will never read a clop green on /mlp/ that isn't filled to the brim with dumb virgins' unrealistic expectations of what sex is like

>>28794382
I've kind of come to terms with that. At least this one doesn't have freaky dick-massaging vaginas.

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>>28794340
Female magical alicorn. All we know is that they can get pregnant, everything else is open to imagination, so complaining is pointless

>>28794399
Dick-massaging vaginas are fucking awesome

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>>28794430

>>28794430
>Dick-massaging vaginas are fucking awesome
And wildly unrealistic.

>>28794445
So are horses with horns and wings, that's the point

>>28794453
They can still conform to mammalian biology, even if they're fictional mammals. And it gives me the most raging boners, since realism is my fetish.

>>28794453
There's a difference between accepted fantasy, and the kind of cringey shit you'd exactly expect a virgin to write.

>>28794430
I was trying to be facetious. I wasn't complaining. But if you want to see it that way, so be it.

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>>28794484
The hell is this shit?

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purple

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Twilight is pissed. How do you ameliorate the situation?

>>28795520
Have sex with her.

>>28795520
Give her a good rutting

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>>28795528
>>28795538
This is what I expected of you, NTT, and is why I don't come here anymore.

>>28795541
No one's asking you to stay

>>28795520
I'm not delusional enough to think she'd want to have sex at that moment, so I'd rape her.

>>28795511
Ooo damn that pillow bite. I want to gently touch that poner.

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Twilight wants to rule the world.

>>28796348
Only ponies with nostrils can ever achieve such an ambitious goal. Sorry, noseless Twi.

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>>28796428
How about now?

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>>28794782
horse

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>>28705319
>I love reading
>Twilight is my favorite pony

What the fuck

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Twilight can't figure out what 8-7 is!

>>28797218
>>28798132
QT horse

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>>28798364
Don't. just don't. Don't open up that can of autism. Don't do it. You don't want to know. Just walk away Jotaro.

>>28800622
Sad, ears down twily is so fucking cute holy fucking shit I want to hug her till I die.

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>>28801179

>>28801205
No Twily, stop. We can never be together. It wasn't meant to be...

you aren't real

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Slutty pony.

>>28802843
so many things to stimulate. her body is an amusement park

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>>28802029
>giving Twilight a stand

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>28803136
Oh, like the one in Anatomy Park.

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>>28796348
I want to role-play with evil Twilight.

>>28804621
You want to be her slave?

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I drew this, thought you guys would enjoy

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Uh oh, who could've tied her up like this?

>>28806584
me

>>28806584
Literally anyone
Twilight sucks at magic

>>28806584
She tied herself up

>>28804733
Not that guy, but being corrupted twilight's slave would be pretty hot

>>28809570
Fag. I want her cute cuddly nerdy self. Not some edgy shit.

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I'd name her Spot.

>>28811057
I'd still fuck her

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God deamn it, I wan'tt to be nott real. Not reeal, jusrt like she irs. That woold bee nic. Goo.d fuckin damn it.

>>28811293
are you drunk?

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>>28811404
Yees

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>>28811293
/mlp/ is depressing sometimes.

>>28806584
Anthro

>>28811486
This pic is just supposed to make your heart and boner melt at the same time.