Satyr Abomination Thread #188: Spookmas Party Edition

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Muddle's face looks weird. What would satyrs dress up as at Dawn and Selena's costume ball?

Is it halloween already?

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>>28704312
That's nothing, the place where I work already has the Christmas decorations up.

>>28704406
I wanna snuggle that Hope.

>>28704406
Nightmare before Christmas satyr when?

>>28704692
Skeleton satyr?

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>>28704810
Just because Anon became a lich in order to spend all eternity with his waifu(s), that doesn't mean he can't still bone them.

Get it? It's funny because I said bone and we're talking about skeletons.

>>28704858
>Lich Anon

"Dawn, Radiance, which one of you broke your mother's priceless and irreplaceable third century Saddle Arabian vase? Own up right now and maybe I'll go easy on you, because while it may have been an accident, she finds the situation less that humerus."
>The royal children remained silent.
"Not going to fess up? Look, if you don't tell the truth then I can't guarantee it's all going tibia okay. Come now, I didn't raise you to tell fibulas, and this situation really rattles me."
>"Oh my god, okay, well tell you! Just please stop with the puns!"

>>28704909
Anon simply won't tolerate any more of their skulduggery.

>>28703827
>Dawn and Selena's costume ball?
You mean Celestia and Luna's costume ball? Dawn and Selena are still young kids, they're not allowed to throw balls, galas, or big parties unless it's their birthdays just like that yet.

>>28705052
What if they saved up their allowances for a whole month 440,000 Bits between the pair of them and hired a convention centre? If it's their cash then surely they can spend it however they want, and it'd teach them organisation and people management skills. I'd have thought their parents would have been all for it.

I wonder which satyrs are the most irresponsible with their money.

>>28705093
Pogo. He always spends his weekly allowance on toys and candy that he can share with his friends. Never saves a bit, just spends it all the day he gets it.

What would the offspring look like if Anon somehow knocked up a skeleton mare?

>>28705302
Something like
>>28704858

>>28705359
Cuteness.

>>28705359
I recognize Dawn, Venus, Glimmer, and Selena, but who is the one that looks like Shiny's kid? And
>that filename
>Serena is out sick
Who the hell is Serena?

>>28705302
>No womb
>No breasts to feed baby

How would that even work?

>>28705384
Isnt that Dagger? The kid of SA.

>>28705384
Shining's is Dagger, Flurry's is Cotton Candy.

>>28705387
Magic fetus floating where the womb would be.

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>>28705384
I think he means Serene, who's Luna's daughter. I'm assuming that's supposed to be Sirius in the pic, since /d/ seems to have taken a liking to him.

>>28705483
>I think he means Serene, who's Luna's daughter.
>Serene
It's Selena/e, with an L, not an R.

>>28705511
>L not R
Sorry man, these chinese cartoons are getting to my brain.

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>>28705384
>Who the hell is Serena?
She is the one named Sailor Moon.

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MSOB you haven't updated your soup page in over a month you son of a bitch

>>28705551
Soup?

>>28705560
Some satyrs really likes soup, I guess.

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Anyone for reactions?

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>>28705698
this one

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>>28705698
Wikihow has some fantastic ones

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>>28705698

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sup?
https://derpibooru.org/1278321

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>>28705763
also this

http://lazerblues.tumblr.com/post/151885726114/bella-and-different-outfits-night-fight-special

there's 3 more variations on the link

>>28705571
Is it squash?

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>>28705698

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>>28705716

>>28705840
>>28705925
Lel. We need the Glimmer pic for 'Dare you enter my magical realm?'

>>28705698
>>28705840
>>28705925
You are awesome!

>>28705953
>Glimmer
More like Ariana or Petunia.

>>28705964
No, Glimmer's more likely to say it and is a better representation of satyrs obsessed with 'magical realm', not satyrs that *are* magical realms.

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>>28706054
In fairness, Glimmer is the only satyr that I can actually picture being a sex offender.

>>28706054
I really can't picture Glimmer being obsessed with a piss fetish. Ariana and Petunia are much better candidates, since those two were pretty much created as fetish fuel.

>>28706096
Ariana and Petunia are the embodiment of their own fetishes, but Glimmer is more interested in the ideas of fetishes themselves. Like a blonde isn't guaranteed to have a blonde fetish.

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Also this is probably relevant to the thread.
>>28706063
I bet she likes to diddle colts, the perv
>>28706096
No, it doesn't even have to relate to a urine fetish, just nerdy obsession over sexual content.

>>28706054
>>28706096
>>28706107
>Nothing but sexual fetishes
How about both of you fuck off to /sad/ and stay there forever?
>>28706118
You too.

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Decided to give this thread a try, really like the idea
>There's so much fucking green
Which authors would you guys suggest? Who's still active?

>>28706118
>Also this is probably relevant to the thread.
>That pic
Yeah, if you're in /sad/.

>>28706138
>Who's still active?
No idea, since nobody ever posts stories with their trips on anymore.

>>28706138
I'd say start with the Searchable Archives in the OP post and look for authors like Morning or Lion-O or Gatorbait if you're into general SoL.

>>28706138
>There's so much fucking green
There is?

>>28706138
The most common ones I can remember are Lunaguy, That_Happy_Guy, Aaron Amethyst, and CYOA (was his handle, not his content)

>>28705763
Huh. I always thought that Bella had slightly smaller breasts than Hiki.
>>28705776
Cool!

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>>28703807
A tactical centaur enjoying a sip of water. Made by /k/'s favorite drawfriend Willis.

>>28706641
Cute! I wish we had centaurs.

>>28706641
>Centaur
No. This is satyr general, not centaur general. And how is that pic even related to mlp?

>>28705763
Those eyes kinda scream hypno-fetish, don't they?

>>28706641
Neat pic.

>>28706706
>Satyr general
>No other abominations allowed
Get your head out of your ass.

>>28706728
>No other abominations allowed
Damn right. We're walking a thin fucking line as it is. I don't want to see this general go just because selfish cunts like you want to add even more abominations that aren't even satyrs.
This is the S.A.T.Y.R. General. Get that in your fucking head instead of acting like a dick.

>>28706756
>Clear baiting now
Ah, okay. Have fun 23 skidoo-ing up Ronald Reagan's fun hole.

>>28706728
If just satyr isn't enough for you, go make a centaur or "any-horse-offspring" thread on /trash/ or something.
/sad/ was literally made so that everyone who didn't want to follow the barely-there rules could go do whatever.

>>28706773
Actually, it was made because some douchers were circlejerking about inbreeding a literal empire of dauggters who only inbreed dada shit pants.

>>28706756
He's got a point. We've been in trouble with the janitors before because they thought this place didn't have anything to do with /mlp/. Posting shit like centaurs even though this is the Satyr General does not help one bit.
>>28706641
What does this have to do with my little pony or even this board? It just looks like a random centaur with rabbit ears to me.

>>28706766
Please explain how that was baiting.

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>>28706682

>>28706920
Where would i go to acquire more of these cuties?
(assuming they're Rarity and Applejack offspring?)

>>28707029
Satyr? Right here. Just check out the dropbox or Derpibooru if nobody feels like posting pics right now.

Centaur? Go to another place or create a new thread. This is the Satyr General.

>>28707029
Rarity's is Sapphire, AJ's is a centaur version of Cider, or Cinnamon Cider, if you're searching for her on Derpibooru. She's a satyr in all other pics.

>>28706912
We haven't had a problem with other abominations for a LONG time. Else we wouldn't have sphinxes, drakes, whatever those SwT babies are called, etc. Last I checked, none kf them are satyrs. Hell, even SATYRS aren't satyrs. The moment someone tries setting hard "rules" is the moment they shoot themselves in the foot. Not only do they come off as dick holes, but setting up objective rules will only screw themselves as the whole vasis of the thread is based on casual definitions that when put to a hard test; ultimately fail. Trying to set up hard rules to those casual definitions is also bound to fail; like a ten year old moving the goal posts. "I said we only get to use blue flags. No; THESE kind of blue flags! BECAUSE IT'S MY HOME, JAKE!".

Doesn't even have that pathetic excuse to stand on, since it isn't his home.

>>28707029
Derpibooru. Ignore >>28707051
He's just trying to start shit... or he's a pathetic bitch who is getting mad people like a thing.

I wish the mods would just ban these threads for a month or two in order to maybe get people to remove their heads from their own arses and learn to stop complaining, bitching and arguing over every little thing.

I mean it's gotten so bad that even I'm doing it right now. Shit!

>>28707450
I think that'd just make people save up their bitching energy for when the thread comes back & make them bitch even more.

>>28707450
Either that or as >>28707763
Said... anyone got a coin?

>>28706623
Dont forget Jibber and Flutterpriest on that list, friendo!

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>>28706633
>Huh. I always thought that Bella had slightly smaller breasts than Hiki.
the original idea was: Bella with small breasts and Hiki with big boobs.
But i mess up the proportions of a pic and the anons of /emo/ really liked it, so now Bella has the big boobs and Hiki the big ass.
Plus is better, the idea of "sport character = small boobs and shy character= big boobs" is too overused

>>28706722
i don't get the appeal of that, but it is your thing
sure whatever

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What's satyr's favorite blend of coffee?

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>>28708368
The strongest kind they can get.

Black

>>28707952
Jibber and who? I rememebrr the guy who wrote that Darcy thing, but is Flutterpriest?

>>28708790
Which Darcy thing?

>>28708368
Alex dislikes coffee

Which satyr could go from "Hello good sir, how are you today?" to "Yeah, your daughter calls me daddy too"?

>>28710538
None. That would require a bastard who both has interest in keeping up his appearamce while harboring a monster/villain personality underneath. I would say the closest we have is Hans, but he seems kind of gay. Not in the dude on dude sense, in the girls are icky sense. After him... i unno, Maverick? Has he been portrayed as villain?

>>28707347
>Hell, even SATYRS aren't satyrs.
Except the ones whose parents are ponies.
If it has two legs and two arms, it's a satyr. We have always gone by that. Hell, even Derpibooru goes by that now. And if it has FOUR legs and two arms, then it's a centaur.
>>28707357
Oh yes, I'm pointing out that there is a difference between a satyr and a centaur, so I must be trying to start shit, right? Fucking retard.
You go to the satyr general for satyrs, just like you go to the Plane pony general for plane ponies. You want centaurs? Then you are in the wrong thread. It's that fucking simple.

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>>28708368
Satyrs are drinking coffee? Where?

>>28711056
No. Satyrs are half goats, genius. Or have you forgotten?

>>28711056
>Abomination thread
>No "x" allowed
Kind of missed your chance to block other abominations when Alex/Narya was made. But okay, yeah, Gryphons are smart and canon; but then there's the half timber wolf girl. Fine, still canon, but at least it's not from the comics- Mau. Well, still a named MLP character; we'll draw the line at OCs- OH WAIT. Yuzu came before a lot of those! Fucking DAMMIT, right?! Still, no centaurs... exceeeept, we HAVE had centaurs here before; you newfag whiny bitch. Speaking of, really miss Nobby/Daily. Too bad they aren't here to enjoy this WONDERFUL community that doesn't piss itself over the slightest thing... oh, wait, what's that in your panties? Is it- YEP, it's pee pee. Aww, so I guess driving people out of the thread over little things really IS the solution. You were right; piss baby.

>>28711192
Satyr Abomination thread. SATYR.

>>28705387
Magic.

Which female satyrs enjoy fighting the most?

>>28711265
What was the name of that one girl... Emma or Jade, I think? And Cici.

>>28711265
You do mean adult satyrs fighting as a hobby or for a living? Like in MMA tournaments and boxing and so on? Or do you mean young satyrs fighting with others?
>One satyr keeps starting fights in school because she or he thinks it's fun

>>28711192
Dude, don't feed the troll. He's clearly just trying to start shit.

>>28711310
No, I'm not. Now just fucking drop it.

>>28711317
You are. You wrote a paragraph reply to him. You just gave hin what he wants. The more you ignore him the less shit he'll start. At the very least then you can say you aren't helping shit post.

>>28711165
Wasn't there some discussion about that before where someone said that satyrs really are half horse, but the romans twisted it and made them half goat, or something like that?

>>28711361
I don't think so, but I do remember someone saying Romans drew inspiration from that weird Itapone thing, but the time frames or something being wrong.

>>28711361
>>28711379
Wikipedia says that early interpretations were horned humans, then horse legs, then something about there Greeks something or other; but Wikipedia also says that Gamergate is a hate movement and Anita Sarkeesian is a confirmed harassment victim; so I'd suggest doing more research than I did. Talk to someone who studies this stuff; if you are so inclined.

>>28711162
Nowhere. There's no illegal coffee here, just, umm... Chocolate milk and tea!

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>Changelings become flamboyantly gay looking after sharing love

Does that mean Mistake stays like her mom or does she catch the gay?

>>28713042
It means the writers fell into the old trap of "ugly = evil". And they have shitty taste and don't consider bug a cute.
Like the bulk of things after Twilycorn, I'll choose to ignore it.
Also, new changelings are ugly as fuck. Holy shit they're garish.

>>28713303

With a few changes they'd look great. The gems on their necks are dumb and I'm not a fan of their wings and tails.

What would Feather Heart go as on Nightmare Night?

>>28714968
She'd probably wear her native headdress and go decked out in warpaint. Maybe something a little skimpy in private when entergaining intimate company.

What's Satyr dressing up as for Halloween?

>>28714968
She would go as a cowgirl while Utah goes as a buffalo chief.

How are some of the relationships with some of the satyr siblings are? Do they get along?

>>28717758

The worst off I always imagined was Glimmer and Rory (Rory always being in the shadow of his sister and never feeling like his parents were proud of him).

Hotshot likes to push Ace's buttons every so often, but I never imagined it being out of malevolence. Rather just getting a reaction from her.

Sirius having a stick up his ass doesn't really great his sister warmly. Not that he's an ass, just that he's cold and distant. Selena often wishes he would open up more to her.

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bump
i did this months ago

>>28719049
Kawaii fucking desu.

>>28716261
>>28716739
I wish we had more like this. It's really heartwarming.

>>28719975
Which parents had the toughest time raising their satyrs?

>>28720110
I WANT to say a Pegasus parent who flies; since the dad is ground bound unless you're nigga rich; which I know no one in this thread is so having to deal with A) Falling babies, B) Snarky teens who can just fly off when you start berating them, and C) Having to deal with preening and not knowing what to do. Then I remembered a green where Fluttershy's kids literally fuck around in the Everfree for funsies. It'd be like those old Looney Tunes/Animaniacs episodes... except not funny.

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>>28720195
>unless you're nigga rich; which I know no one in this thread is
Speak for yourself, you ghastly little toad.

I haven't had to resort to eating gravel for almost two whole weeks now, and I'm thinking of about moving into a bigger cardboard box that doesn't smell like dog piss.

I wonder if the royal satyrs sometimes suffer from rich kid syndrome, of if their parents have managed to keep them well adjusted.

>>28711297
I mean satyrs who like to engage in physical fights with others, regardless of age. I suppose they might enjoy watching wrestling too.

>>28720195
How would anything change if you're rich? Don't you still have to worry about all those things?

>>28720297
Dawn's sometimes written as a little shit of extreme proportion.
Dagger isn't so much spoiled to the core as she is a complete neet with little to no concept of money, and access to a great deal of it. Uncle 'Non tries to keep her in check, though.

>>28720851
>Dawn's sometimes written as a little shit of extreme proportion.
Don't like that headcanon one bit.
>Dagger has access to a great deal of money.
How?

>>28721011
I don't care for it much either, honestly.

>How?
Royalty. I'm assuming she knows who her father is, and maybe her mom is part of Shining's herd or some shit.

>>28720851
>>28721018
That's really just one interpretation of her, one I'm personally not particularly fond of.

>>28721231
Dawn or Dagger?

>>28721254
Dagger, but both since you asked.

>>28721263
Ah, personally, I think lewd weeb niece who inappropriately loves her uncle a best, but to each their own.

You more for that she's a bastard child, or still prefer royal? Weeb or that she wants to get into the police force? Those tend to be the four main ideas that get mixed and matched.

>>28721303
Bastard and in police force. There's really only those two headcanons of her being a NEET or police officer.

>>28721303
Not him, but personally I prefer her being a neet who hangs out with her uncle all the time. Not necessarily a weeb, although occasionally watching anime wouldn't really be unlikely.

>>28721681
I think the best compromise is have her be a neet for most of her young life, realizes she needs to get her shit together and then trains to become cop. But her being a cop kind of falls in to the trope of the kids being the parents 2.0

>>28721761
I'm fine with that sort of compromise. Not too sure of the Uncle Anon thing. It's real creepy to me.

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>>28721761
Cop isn't too good of a job for introverts anyway. She might try, but fail to make the cut.

>>28721785
It's real hot to me.

>>28721828
Who said she had to be an introvert?

>>28721843
Figure if someone spends most time indoors and keeping to themselves, as neets tend to do, they're probably not especially personable.

>>28721828
It isn't like she's a cop in Gotham. I see her normal day as patrolling and visiting. The most exciting thing she would probably experience is if she catches someone shoplifting.

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>>28721858
They could just unemployed and out of school. There's a difference between being a NEET and a hikikomori.
https://www.google.com/amp/blog.honeyfeed.fm

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>>28715030
>Skimpy
Like this?

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>>28711265
>>28720330
I'm not sure if she would enjoy fighting the most out of everyone, but I'd say Blare would have a temper and likes to blow off steam every now and again. I'd always figured I'd write a story with Blare taking Simmer to one of her dives and they get into a brawl after ticking off a rowdy group of anti-satyr stancers while Kokepelli Face Tattoo plays in the background.

>>28721785
Well the most usual take on it is that Anon is around 30 and Dag is about 20, so there isn't that big an age difference and I remember them having similar interests. So it's not unlikely they would be close.

>>28721828
Yeah I don't mind if it's for sexual. Nothing like sone good ol family bonding.
>inb4 directed to /sad/

>>28722064
>>/sad/

>>28722064
>Well the most usual take on it is that Anon is around 30 and Dag is about 20,
Usual? There has never been a "usual" take on Dagger, nor has the ages of them been talked about.

>>28722209
I talked about her being in her early to mid twenties as a cop when there were talks about her drsign.

>>28721828

>"I thought I should let you know, uncle 'non... I'm not wearing panties."
>Stopping his hand half way to his mouth, Anon lowers his spoon back into the bowl of soup upon the table before clearing his throat and glancing around the restaurant at the various shocked onlookers."
"This, uh... This isn't what you all think. She's not a prostitute, she's my niece."
>A low murmur was heard coming from the other tables.
>"Did you hear that? That guy's taking that teenage girl out on a date, and it's his niece no less. How perverse."
>"I know, and did you hear what she said? They're obviously having sex."
>"How could her mother allow something like that?"
>Anon groaned, burying his face in his hands.
"Great... good job, Dag, now everybody thinks I'm a pervert."
>Dagger shrugged.
>"I said you'd regret it if you made me miss the night my Caverns and Cave Trolls Online guild was raiding."

>>28722320
Kek. I like this.

>>28722320
Well, if she wants to act like you're fucking her, it'd be a crime to leave her a liar.

>>28722618
And then the Royal guards arrests you for trying to rape your own fucking niece. Fortunately, she's old enough to take care of herself, so she won't be missing your sex-obsessed ass.

Need some quick advice writing wise. One satyr uses a language that isn't english, how would I show that when I'm writing it? Would I use different quotations marks or just say she's speaking a language that isn't english?

>>28722752
Will it be predominantly that language, or will they switch to English? Do the other characters understand?

>>28722752
Generally. Is it a real language?

>>28722764
It's the character's mom speaking it.
>>28722768
Real language.

>>28722752
I think some writers used to use brackets to show that the character was talking in another language, depending on if they wanted the reader to know what the characters were saying or not.

>>28722752
<Usually I see foreign languages written like this when the writer wants the reader to understand it, but mostly I've just seen it as such in comics.>

>>28722781
i would just have the actual language, in most cases.

>>28722752
>>28722965

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>>28705925

>>28723308
Ungrateful brat! If it wasn't for her mother's disgraceful human fetish, Hope would never have been born in the first place

I wonder how many satyr's were happy little accidents and how many were planned. I mean the first few could have been conceived before their parents even knew it was possible.

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>>28723464
>"Well girls, it was supposed to just be a three way between friends. To beat the estrus heat, you know? And that's how you two were born."

>>28720842
Magic clothes/shoes/potions/baby proofing.

I could deal with half magic horse child but having a black kid is just off limit's

>>28724076
What if Zecora is the mom?

>>28724083
That's double black. Do you WANT a lynching?

>>28723718
>"Dad, please, I didnt need to know that."
"You wouldn't believe how hard it was to convince your mothers not to horseabort you when they found out they were up the duff."

>>28724123
>"Dad, please, I didnt need to know that."
>"I..I'd like to hear more."

>>28724147
"See, Hope? Your sister isn't squeamish. She doesn't gag every time I and your mothers kiss. Come on, Gum-Gum, you can come sit on my lap while I tell you the story of how I got the scar on my neck that looks suspiciously like a bite mark."

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>>28723464
>>28723718
>>28724123
>>28724147
>>28724212
>Following her father's DISGUSTING telling if hos DISGUSTING story, Hope begibs to fight the DISGUSTING patriarchy
>Filthy entitled pigs!
>Oh, and Gumdrop becomes a club whore or something
>She calls them daddy too
Congrats, you ruined both your daughters. I'm taking away your dad licenses.

>>28724274
If /sat/ and /sad/ could keep their shit in their own place, then I believe that this general would be wonderful.

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>>28724274

Who are some of the best written characters if you had to pick a few?

>>28724339
Eventide, Hope, Utah, Selena, and Mistake based on stories I've read from them rather than general discussion.

>>28724212
When did Gumdrop realize what she was, you think?

>>28724369
And some of the Spitfire crew if I can recall them.

>>28724274
I fought the patriarchy once. I almost caught it, but it managed to slip away after I cornered it in a back alley by distracting me with boobs and forcing a wad of cash into my hand for being a white fucking male.

>>28724388
She started to suspect that she was different at about twelve years old.

>>28724388
You mean an Electra?

>>28724421
Ye.

>>28724421
No.

>>28724432
Maybe

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>>28724392

Has any of Spitfire's kids besides Ace have any real content? The only story I can remember featuring Hotshot was the one with the mime girl. As for ratchet and rocket they were always toddlers in the stories I saw. Personally I never cared for them, as they felt forced. Yeah I get the reasoning behind them, but why not give them to another Pegasus who doesn't have any Saturs?

>>28724427
Awkward teenage feelings surfaced around 16.

17 to 18 simmering longing and fantasy

19 to 20 thinks she has a shot. Gets daring with her flirting

20 to 22 she succeeded or fails depending on your head canon

23 onward her fate for said choices. Either pregnant with her sister daughter. Or just loves her dad non sexually.

>>28724456
Same. Especially since I figured a lot of Pegasu are... racist isn't the word, but don't look highly on non-fliers. Especially ones who are top tier fliers.

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>>28724274

>>28724456
And then have them come out unicorns of all things.

>>28724456
>Has any of Spitfire's kids besides Ace have any real content?
Hotshot has a story about going to Appleoosa for the fair. And a couple with ol' daddo.
>but why not give them to another Pegasus who doesn't have any Saturs [sic]?
Because some of us want big, awkward families.

>>28724456
>Personally I never cared for them, as they felt forced. Yeah I get the reasoning behind them, but why not give them to another Pegasus who doesn't have any Saturs?
Felt forced? So you're just gonna ignore all those discussions and stories about them just so you can shitpost about them?
>It's forced if it isn't a satyr that -I- care about
Is that how it is?

>>28724550
No part of what he said constitutes shitposting.

>>28724542

I remember the fair one now, but nothing else comes to mind.

>>28724550

You answered your own question.

Spitfire already has two Satyrs, why not give them to a Pegasus who doesn't have any? Then at first they were Earth Satyrs then suddenly they're Unicorn Satyrs.

And yes, I remember all the stuff leading up to them, I was even part of the discussion. But I never understood why Spitfire got them instead of someone else.

I also feel the same way about Flora/Fauna and Fiddle/Faddle. But they don't have the luxury of being a different species than their pony parent.

I also didn't realize I misspell Satyr in my original post.

>>28724550
>They don't like the thing I like
>THEY'RE SHITPOSTING!
Dude, stop going full retard. You're full retard right now and you need to stop it. I don't think even the drakefags went full retard. Autistic, yes, but not retard.

>>28724661
>why not give them to a Pegasus who doesn't have any?
Becasue hardly anyone cares about a pegasus that they don't want to waifu?
>Then at first they were Earth Satyrs then suddenly they're Unicorn Satyrs.
What in the hell are you talking about?
>And yes, I remember all the stuff leading up to them, I was even part of the discussion. But I never understood why Spitfire got them instead of someone else.
Got what?? Have you completely forgotten that almost everything is a variable here?!
>I also didn't realize I misspell Satyr in my original post.
You seem to misspell a lot of words in your posts,

>>28724666
Where did I say that those who don't like everything I like are shitposters?

>>28724661
http://pastebin.com/x5QxQteX
Several shorties too.
>But I never understood why Spitfire got them instead of someone else.
Because that's what I wanted.

>>28724749

>Becasue hardly anyone cares about a pegasus that they don't want to waifu?

I've came up with Satyrs for background ponies that no one really cares about. They have nothing other than a nice design.

>What in the hell are you talking about?

I recall Ratchet and Rocket first being Earth Satyrs in one story, then in the next they used magic.

If I am remembering wrong then I'm wrong. I only glanced through the stories in question.

>Got what?? Have you completely forgotten that almost everything is a variable here?!

I haven't. I'm just giving my reason why I don't care for them. If you like them, that's fine. I personally ignore them (along with the other two twin sets I mentioned).

>You seem to misspell a lot of words in your posts

Autocorrect and learned spelling. Sometimes I actually type "Satyr," and I get "Satyr's," or "Satur."

I've noticed I have a few other misspellings come up on my auto fill in thing. Spelling was never my strong point and typing on a tiny screen can be a pain in the ass compared to a keyboard.

>>28724749
>>It's forced if it's a satyr -I- don't care about
Right about there. Taking what >>28724456
Said and putting it in a context that's nkt what he intended. Basically saying any criticism is nothing more than shit posting. Which, somewhat related, very surprised no one has yelled cuck at Spitfire having UNICORN kids. She basically pulled a Mrs. Cake right there.

>>28724874
>I personally ignore them (along with the other two twin sets I mentioned).
...You ignore the very things you talk about?

>>28724895

I meant Fiddle/Faddle and Flora/Fauna.

Never cared for either of them so I ignore them.

>>28724469
Seems like a nice time frame. I prefer she succeeds, personally.

>>28724937
You prefer she becomes white trash?

>>28724954
Nah, more like a smokin hot dysfunctional daughter.

>>28724937
I like the idea of her coming to terms with how she feels and eventually moving passed it as a phase while growing up, preferably with a teary confession to her dad and him telling her that he'll love her no matter how she feels.

But then I also write incest quite often too, so there's that.

>>28724974
So white trash.

>>28725002
do you have a pastebin

>>28725002
>But then I also write incest quite often too, so there's that.
Why?
No, seriously, why? Why are you so obsessed with incest and sex?
This general used to be mainly about family feels of all kinds. So why did you join this general if all you care about is sex and fetishes?

>>28725037
Dude, did you ignore everything he said just because he admitted he writes smut? Really?

>>28725047
Just ignore him, man.

>>28725047
>I like the idea of her coming to terms with how she feels and eventually moving passed it as a phase while growing up, preferably with a teary confession to her dad and him telling her that he'll love her no matter how she feels.
You mean that part?

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Pogo cuddles the law. Not /d/ btw

>>28726132

Where is his tail?

>>28726146
Guess it got tangled up under the blanket.

>>28726146
Why do you think the Mayor looks so smug and satisfied?

>>28726132
Not /d/, then who? New art friend?

>>28726198
>Fucked someone half/ a third her age
IT'S A MYSTERY

>>28726237
No its /d/ who drew it, im just saying that I am not /d/ who is posting it.

>half a third
Hell yeah, she gots a story to tell her friend Harshwhinny. And so the cougar story club begins.

>>28726257
Half or a third. If Pogo is half a third = a SIXTH, then Mayor mare is going to jail! That is HARDCORE pedophilia.

>>28726132
is /d/ doing commissions?

>>28726922
I dont know, you would probably have to ask him. I just ask on random and see who is down for it.

>>28726922
Not atm, but soon, I think

>>28722064
This.

>>28724469
>Or just loves her dad non sexually.
Or still loves him sexually, but has given up on trying to seduce him.

>>28727489
Or just loves him non-sexually like it was a weird confusibg fad for her since Anon does still in fact have a wife and Bon Bon is barely mentioned in these Gumdrop x DadAnon bits.

>>28724874
I remember that time the Satyr thread was a Satur thread for a week or two.

>>28727514
With Ding as the OP pic?

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>>28725026
Yes, but it's not really suitable for looking up stories. Basically it's just where I dump all my unfinished little oneshots so I can work on them a little now now and then. Most of the satyr related stuff is squashed into one huge paste comprising a dozen or more short stories, almost all of which are unfinished and end abruptly or have little notes (like this) dotted in amongst them to remind me to change, rewrite or edit something.

>>28725037
>Why?
Because I like to now and then. That's really the only reason I need. When it comes to writing in general, when I get an idea in my head, I often just write it down and add to it until I've got something that resembles a story. I mostly just do it because I enjoy it, but if I decide to post it and people enjoy it then that's a bonus.

>Why are you so obsessed with incest and sex?
Probably only about 3% of what I write involves incestuous overtones, and I've never written sex for /sat/ or /sad/ that I recall. I may have, because I've written a lot over the years and often don't save it, but I don't remember doing so.

From that you can probably see that the vast majority of what I write doesn't involve incest or sex, so I wouldn't say I was obsessed. I actually prefer writing feels and comedy, but I like variety and if somebody comes up with a prompt that interests me then I may write something about it.

>>28728601
I like that pic, its funny because Pogo eventually ends up fucking Alex.

>>28727553
I can't remember what the OP pic was, but that's entirely possible.

>>28728594
Whoa, Thorn looks really high.

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>>28706063
>Hex Maniac Glimmer

on a scale of no to yes: YES.

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>>28730123

>worst pokegirl

Try again.

>>28726132
That anatomy on Mayor Mare just looks weird.

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>>28729738
She does, but i think its more so thats shes blushing and nervous that her girl crush is holding her hand.

>>28730487
Thanks but I'd really REALLY rather dance with Trimmings.

https://derpibooru.org/1239638?scope=scpeafc637f8951a5e5e0bceb8cf34f7a1fd5e19796e

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>>28730511
"Can you PLEASE not eat right now?"
>"Domf same me!"

That could be a fun story of teen Mudpie and Trimmings hanging with teen Anon. And the adventures of who scores with who?

>>28730760
Oh, i havent seen this one before. Is it new? Or has DJ graced us with his presence for a short while?

>>28730760
Pogo has a top tier pupper

>>28730760
Super comfy.

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>>28730760
Top comfy

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I fucked her hand up. And, yes, that is a huge mug. If you don't have a huge mug in your house, you are not properly prepared for Fall or Winter.

>>28731029
Adorable. I love thos feather earrings you gave her.

>>28731029
>Cozy Comfy Fall Drawings
>Pogo
>Mudpie
>Leaf
>Cider
>Feather Heart
>Yuzu
What other satyrs would you want to see drawn contemplating while wearing sweaters and jackets and drinking from mugs bigger than their heads?

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>>28731029
>DJ is back
>Feather Heart is one of the satyrs he draws
What are some comfy moments for satyrs?

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>"Almost to level 4!"

>>28731029
Cute. Does it ever snow in Applelossa you think?

>>28731215
Misty, her whole thing is sweaters. Or Petunia, literally sweater cows.

>>28731237
Oh my god my heart! Is this best friends or that odd canon verse where Mistake is like her step mom/best friend?

>>28731237
hows battlefield 1? (that was your new game, right?)
do you have a tumblr or twitter or whatever ~in~ social platform?

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>"Sweet tap-dancing, tittyfucking Celestia, it's THIS cold in FALL!?"

>>28731237
M-mi corazon...

>>28731237
Those batty pajamas are too much.

>>28731294
BFFs

>>28731305
It's great. I've experienced no server problems or bugs so far. I was just so excited that Battlefield didn't go into the future like CoD. I miss the good ol' days of WWII shooters, but a WWI shooter is the next best thing.
I have neither a tumblr nor a twitter.

>>28731294
I like to think it snows there. When it does, it pours When it comes to ideas I have, I like to think that either on Hearth's Warming Eve or maybe Christmas Eve, her and Utah are finished tending to their wounds after Batman difficult night. They snuggle up to each other and then enjoy time with their families the next day.

>>28731354
What are you talking about? It's not cold at all.

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>>28731444
It's supposed to be Hope's thoughts. She's not too fond of the colder weather as she'd rather bask ins Spring and Summer's warmth.

I would never complain about the cold. It's chilly right now, but I love the cold. Hence why I moved out of Texas and up North.

>>28731569
Then pretend I said that to Hope. Of course, if I was walking outdoors with Hope and she cursed like that, then I would have given her a stern look.

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>>28731569
>Not Russian Hope.
Thirsty Dad will lead the satyrs!

>>28731237
What game are they playing? I want to guess on a NES or SNES game.

>>28731985
Battletoads

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>>28732023
>almost to level four
>hop on hoverbike
>dodge past walls moving at the speed of blink
>get hyped as fuck
>forget to breathe
>vision gets wavy
>end up completely missing the last ramp
>no lives left
>miss the snow level once again
FUCK. YOU.

>>28732023
They look too calm and happy for that.

>>28730804
Is that actually DJ's art though?
It doesn't look quite DJ.

>>28732341
yeah, DJ just posted that and these others.

What are good ideas for family feels? Or SoL stuff?

>>28733245
Maybe some of the satyrs trick or treating.

>>28733258
Anybody in particular since nobody else replied?

>>28734221
Hmm, Sparkle family, plus Spike family

>>28734221
I feel like we don't get much for the Dash's family, so seeing them could be nice.

>>28733245
Your kid is starting to panic a little because they haven't come up with an original costume for Nightmare Night yet. Everytime they come up with an idea, your satyr child finds out someone else had that idea first.

>>28731985
Super Mario Bros.

>>28732566
Neat. The strokes look different. New drawing technique?

>>28733245
Satyr needs to go to a doctor to get a flu shot, but he or she is really afraid of needles.

>>28733245
A few young satyrs wants their parents to tell them a scary story.

>>28737134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzer24XQoE

>>28737123
Is that Radience? Always thought he had brown hair. Also are those two related? They arent right?

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>>28737211
>Radiance with Brown hair
Bruh
It's princess Flurry Heart btw

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>>28737123
"How to cope with awkward horse boners at inopportune time." A must read for all satyr boys ages 12 to 18

>>28737211
they're not related (as far as i'm aware)
i really hope not

>>28737267
What kind of awkward boners have satyr boys had? Was it to a cousin or a friend that's a girl?

So a lot of these characters I see paired here, are they paired in the stories, by you guys? I haven't had a lot of time to catch up with the seemingly endless content you guys have here and I'm wondering how deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>28737509
It's all headcanons.

>>28737509
The pair I care about is one I'm working on. Sure in art and discussion people have them together, but I haven't wrote them like that yet. Right now, they're just friends. I prefer more of a slow burn into a blossoming relationship.

>>28737509
anything i've drawn has been based on what people suggest or imply.
i like integrated satyr and semi-random shipping
like yuzu and sirius

>>28737440
Pogo got one of his first awkward boners when he and Shortcake had to clean some spilt batter on the floor, since he broke the mop from playing joust with Icarus (it was a tie). He turned around and got a facefull of Shortcake's panties swallowed up by her rear. No he can't listen to hot crossed buns without getting a boner. Which is a shame because that's Shortcake's favorite tune.

Utah had an awkward boner when the family was going over to Appleloosa for a family reunion. The minivan was cramped was cramped, so he had to ride in Darcy's truck. She was wearing a rather looze muscle shirt, considering it was hot, which would have been fine with Utah if not for the fact the she wasn't wearing a bra. He kept getting sneak peeks of her bare nipples, not to mention the fact that her breasts jiggled quite a lot whenever they go through those bumpy country roads. He had to fake a tummy ache to explain why he was hunched over all the way there.

Clef and Treble were going to their first rave with Dee and Jay. Needless to say their fashion sense would be a bit conservative. Treble opted for a black crop top with jeans and Clef had a large tie-dye shirt with sweatpants. When Vinyl's children came to pick them, both of them had to pick their jaws off the floor. Dee came in wearing a see through fishnet shirt and small star pasties for a top, and a red thong for a bottom. Jay came in shirtless and wearing swimtrunks. Clef tried to hide the boner when Dee was hugging and paling around. But they both decided that their wardrobes wouldn't fit, so she excused his sister in the kitchen. It was difficult to conceal it before, but after Treble came out of the kitchen the ordeal got even worse. Dee modified (read: cut) her shirt and removed her bra to make it more underboob conducive, and cut the legs off the jeans where her rear starts spilling out, putting two '%100 Approved' stickers on underneath the cloth. Dancing was difficult that night for Clef.

>>28737646
Those are actually really hot situations. And a nice break from the usual suspects youd expect them to be with. Darcy especially being hot and bothered. Thank you anon.

>>28737440
Radiance got a boner while walking behind his aunts Luna.

"It's not what you think! It just does that by itself!"
>"Oh my dear nephew, you are nothing if not your father's son. Alas, though I'm flattered, perhaps you should focus you attentions more towards mares of your own age, hmm? Your father does not like to share."

Then there was the incident at the town hall meeting where Pogo was assisting mayor Mare.

>>28737440
Broil often wears tight black yoga pants at home and bends over in front of Simmer a lot.

>>28737682
No.

>>28737682
Silly Anon, incest isn't allowed in the vanilla thread!

>>28737704
>Implying it's incest when the topic was about awkward boners

>>28737668
And then Luna gave him a big wet kiss on the cheek and walked off chuckling to herself. Radiance still jerks it to that memory all these years later.

>>28737704
How about you just shut the hell up and avoid trying to start anything again?

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>>28737659
Thanks! I've got more in mind, it's fun to think about these scenarios. What usual suspects do you have in mind? Also, which satyr ladies have gotten awkward ladyboners? It assuredly less noticeable to the observers, but I'm sure the girls experiencing it would say otherwise.

>>28737737
Well Pogo for instance is usually paired with Alex so I would expect Alex to be the one to most likely trigger an awkward boner. Like say in the gym or something.

And as for ladywood, there was that story where Melody got some serious ladywood over Keith Davids voice acting in Gargoyles. That resonating deep bass reverberates and sends chills down many a nerd girl and Melody was no different.

Alex doesn't experience lady wood often, but there was that time Pogo asserted himself, smiled and called her "kitten".

And I got work now so I go.

>>28737766

Alex may have gotten wetter than a... uh, thing that's really wet, but she still kicked Pogo's ass on principle afterwards. I expect it'd take her some time to get used to anyone besides her dad calling her her by that nickname.

>>28737835
Her dad and mom.

What are the age difference for some of the satyrs and their siblings if you had to guess?

>>28737842
I always pictured her mother calling her "squirt" or something similar.

>>28737964
Do you think any of the other parents has cute little nicknames for their kids?

>>28737333
As hot as that would be, I don't think they are.
Not unless Cadence and Celestia are related, which as far as I know they aren't.

>>28737951

Anywhere between 2 and 5 years, assuming a 10 month pregnancy (as I can imagine not many ponies want to have back to back pregnancies).

I kinda have a rough idea of a timeline in my head of when Satyrs are born, but it's not really set in stone so to speak.

>>28737646
>Short Cake
Man, I was thinking of Mrs. Cake and that one comic where she bent over to get a ball in water. Instead of that brown colt, it would be Pogo instead.

>>28737994
When she is happy and in a caring and slightly jokeful mood, Spitfire often uses Swedish words like 'sötnos' or 'gulleplutt'. It would be embarrassing for her kids when she talks like that to them in front of their friends if those friends could understand what she's saying.

>>28738216

>literally calling them piglet

Dude what

>>28738269
Piglets are cute, provided they're not covered in their own shit.

>>28738365

But why would she call them piglets? Wouldn't it make sense for a bird horse to call them something like "Fågelunge," or the like?

>>28737994
Derpy Anon calls Melody his little blind mouse. Misty his pig in a blanket, and Ding his messy mermaid.

>>28737994
Yuzu's dad calls her Babybat and Mistake's calls her either Cuddlebug or Lovebug.

>>28738766

>Family meet and greet as Celestia and Radience meet Mistake, Anon, and Chrysalis.
>Yout then tease your daughter in front of her boy crush by reciting old childhood stories and all the cute nicknamed yiu gave her.
>She gets fed up and bites you as Chrysalis talks with Celestia as you scream.
"The love bug bit me!!"
>To which Chrysalis replies back annoyed "I did no such thing!"

>>28739554

In my mind Mistake (and other Changeling Satyrs) make this noise when angry/flustered:

http://youtu.be/mfJZ8R0Dy6g

>>28740869
For some reason this pic of Petunia remibds me of Venus

>>28738269
>Piglet
Where did that come from?

>>28741508

Got it from google Translate

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So are Simmer and Blare the only satyrs that smoke? Since it is a subject of interest for budding young adults.

>>28741571
That's a tough one.

I didn't care much for my first cigarette but soon after when I got my first job, I took up the habit.

Maybe The Apple's find Granny's old corn cob pipe or something.
It's a 'stress reliever' just in the sense that nicotine slows the blood flow.

>>28742198
Is that Anon really small, or Salai really big?

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>>28741571
This cutie smokes meth, but only because her parents are away from home so often that it's the closest feeling she can get to a hug. Good think wacky ol' Uncle Anon's there to get fucked up right beside her

>>28742424
I think it's a young Anon.

>>28741571
Garret and Pogo smokes cigars.

>>28742424
>>28743184

I always thought Salai was taller than an average person.

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>>28737585
>Like Siris and Yuzu

Is there any particular reason he is drawn to her? I can see it being a possible cute ship but just wondering how it would come about.

>>28744310
Bat ponies are associated with the night and Luna's court. So Luna would most likely want a bat pony to watch her son.

>>28744344
And the 100+ guards there isn't enough?

>>28744310
>Ship
She'll never return his affection. The boy simply hasn't been forced to grow a personality yet, and Yuzu's dad taught her not to chase someone for their money.

>>28744380
A personal guard, one that Sirius wouldn't mind being assigned to.

>>28744344
>>28744388
>Hmm, who should watch over my precious son?
>I know! I'll take a random satyr from the streets who has zero combat/guard experience and wants nothing to do with Sirius!

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>>28744385
Dpending on what sort of headcanon you have. For me he has more than enough personality to see that it's viable. On a totally unrelated note, which satyrs do you think are into Warhammer 40K?

>>28744396
I mean, It's not like she was the one who chose it. The picture clearly shows Luna's reluctance to the idea. I rhink there was some green posted on /sad/ about the idea.

>>28744412
>which satyrs do you think are into Warhammer 40K
The really annoying memeboy ones.

>>28744412
>For me he has more than enough personality to see that it's viable
Mind sharing it then? Because I sure as hell haven't seen many stories or anything to imagine him having any sort of personality.

>>28744423
>I mean, It's not like she was the one who chose it. The picture clearly shows Luna's reluctance to the idea. I rhink there was some green posted on /sad/ about the idea.

I dont recall seeing it in /sad/ but I can see a short story coming from it.
>Sirius doesnt like the guards that get assigned
>He picks Yuzu
>Luna tries to sweet talk Yuzu into the job
>Flashes the bits
>Yuzu needs money
>Decides to go for it
>Fun ensues

>>28744427
This could be an oppurtunity to shine some character on him other than spoiled sheltered prince

>>28744423
>The picture clearly shows Luna's reluctance to the idea.
Luna may be a bit old school, but the idea of her or any of the other princesses being okay with Sirius forcing a satyr from the streets to become his personal guard just because he has the hots for her? You know how dumb and OOC that sounds? Sounds like it could be a fun story, though, if you go with what >>28744385 said about her never returning the affection.
>I rhink there was some green posted on /sad/ about the idea.
>/sad/
I want nothing to do with fetishes.

>>28744427
>>28744462
He's a leper
>>28744396
It could be worse

>>28744427
It's just discussions and impressions. I take it he's the more energetic and methodical kid of Luna (sort of like a toned down Gamagori). He's big on discipline and tradition, like the archaic take on how Luna was back in the day.