Luna ask you how she look. What do you say?

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>>28700804
Alright alright alright

Shitty EqG prompt thread

>>28700811
Is it because she blue?

>>28700804
>"I can't tell with all those clothes blocking the view. Do you mind taking them off?"

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>>28700835

>>28700804
Aren't you like 50?
Why are you wearing a cheerleader costume?
Even Cheerilee can pull it off, you, not so much.

>>28700804
Can you add some hooves to it?

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>>28700853

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>>28700850

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>>28700804
I think I'll let my boner do the talking.

>>28700804
Is it normal to masturbate to this?

>>28700886
It's weird if you don't.

>>28700804
I prefer when her hair is down

>>28700886
She's old and gross.

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>>28700851

>>28700918
My dick is diamonds.

>>28700918
I want to caress on her legs.

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>>28700905

>>28700804
Jesus christ Luna, what the fuck happened to your hooves? Are you okay?

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>>28700958
Damn, she's pretty.

>>28700969
Is it wrong that I want to ask her out?

>>28700804
Like a cheap prostitute.

>>28700969
If you want to fuck an elder.

>>28700980
I bet you don't even have the balls.

>>28700984
You never set foot at CHS ever again

>>28700804
I say you type like a retard.

Fucking fix yourself, freak.

>>28700988
It's not like she a thousand years old.

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>>28700988
>>28700906
>>28700851
>Not wanting to fuck a cougar
They have experience

>>28700991
Oh yeah, wanna bet on it?
>Hey Luna do you want to go out with me.

>>28700980
>>28700991
Can we please have another thread of that?

>>28700918
>You will never meet Ms. Cheerilee under the bleachers while she wears her old cheerleader outfit.
>She will never say "I never thought I would be doing this with a student." Then pushes her panties aside.

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>>28700804
>replying to humble merchant threads
I fucking hate you people.

>>28701047
Time to write a fan fiction.

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>>28701050

>>28700804
You put your coffee cup down for a brief moment.
>You were enjoying your solitude in the faculty lounge, dreading another day of talking to complete brats, when Luna waltzed in dressed like a Cheerleader.
"I'm sorry...what?"
>Luna turns red.
>"F-forgive me. Some fat kissless virgin who can barely speak english threatened me into doing this!"
>You cock an eye.
"What could some forever alone neckbeard fuckboy possibly threaten you with?"
>"He has spreadable cancer. Like Super Abestos."
"Ah. Yeah that'll get you. You look nice by the way."
>She brightens up.
>You even take out your phone and take a picture.
>"What do you plan to do with that image?! N-not anything lewd I hope!"
"Nah. I'm sending it to my email. I want to make sure I have evidence for the sexual harrassment case."
>"WHAT-"
>Long story short, the Chem teacher Anonymous pressed charges, and won his case, taking the schoolboard for all it was worth.
>Lune caught an L, and the Scat muncher Humble Merchant was found and killed promptly.
The End

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>>28701072
>being mean to Lune

>>28700804
With your eyes, dummy.
Then I ollie outtie and go fuck sunbutt

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>>28701072
>spoiler
Oh, if only.

>>28701019
BUT I DON'T.

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>>28701165
Don't worry, he's probably assuming all cougars just gush themselves over younger guys in general when they specifically only gush over younger chads.

You were never in any real danger.

>>28701116
i want to put a baby in that

>>28700804
Cute and beautiful.

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>>28700804
It's pretty good actually

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>>28700804

>>28701093
Is Sunset never existed, my waifu would be either Luna or Ponks.

>>28700804
>Pull dick out and start fapping furiously
>"Does this mean we are to your liking?"
>Say nothing as she ponders the meaning behind your actions

>>28701398
and get the puss and the mouth.
>The End

>>28700804
She looks a bit BLUE DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI

Not as hot as your sister >>28701116

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>>28700804
>You would Look nicer in with a slave collar

>>28700804

>>28700804
Will the answer affect my grades or future afterschool freedom in any way?

>>28703042
Depends on how well you perform in bed

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>>28701856

>>28700851
>you, not so much
Untrue, she looks good there.

>>28700804
>You're sitting outside of the teacher's lounge, taking a smoke break after going over some papers after school
>You have no idea how Rainbow Dash is still on any of the school teams with grades like hers
>You are slowly brought back to reality as you realize someone's softly calling your name
>"A-Anon...!"
>Vice Principal Luna is peeking out from the lounge door, nervous about something.
"What can I help you with?"
>"C-Can I get your thoughts on something?" She whispered from behind the
"Sure."
>"Okay... come here and close your eyes"
>You walk over to the door and close your eyes. You feel Luna take your arm and pull you inside the teacher's lounge, leading you to a specific spot.
>"Okay..."
>You open your eyes to see Luna standing in front of you.
>The normally reserved Vice Principal Luna, nicknamed "Nightmare" by the students for her dimly lit office where she dealt strict punishments to any student caught breaking school rules...
>...wearing one of the school's cheerleading uniforms
>"W-Well?" She stuttered
"Professionally? I think you lost a bad bet."
>"You're not entirely wrong... the Student Council brainstormed stretch goals for this year's fundraisers. One of them being that Miss Cheerilee, Principal Celestia and myself would join the Cheer team in the next Pep Rally. The idea was approved, and was set higher than any fundraiser had ever raised. Once news of this got out.."
"...The fundraiser hit said goal?"
>"In record time" Luna sighed
"And you agreed to do this?"
>"At this point, I've no choice. The rally's next week, and if I back out, we risk incurring the ire of the student body"
>You wondered how many donations were genuine, how many were made out of spite, and how many were made out of perversion. Still, it was easy to tell she wasn't too hot on the idea of doing this
"...off the record? You look like you're already on the team."
>There was a brief silence in the room as you realize what you've said...

>>28700804
ENGLISH. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>>28703688

>The already nervous Luna's blush intensifies
>...fuck it, if you're gonna catch shit, might as well go all in.
"I mean, I can think of plenty of women who would kill to fit into a rather flattering cheerleader uniform. The fact that you can is a testament to how well you take care of yourself."
>"A-Anon."
"The idea of the School staff actually performing at a pep rally instead of another boring speech? That's how I'd try to raise school spirit, even if it meant losing some of my dignity. Plus it'd give the kids a good school memory of me."
>There was another pause
"...Well, if you really don't like this, you could always have Granny Smith take your place. They'd never forget that."
>"Mr. Deauxchê, as an administrative professional, I find your conduct to be highly inappropriate for this environment."
>You brace yourself
>"...but your comments regarding raising school spirit among the students is not lost upon me. I suppose it's only fair that I keep the promise that was made." Luna says, as the anxiety in her voice vanishes
>Huh, guess you're-
>"However, your lack of professionalism will require further discussion at a later date. Until then, you are dismissed."
>Crap. Any reservations Luna had about this are gone, leaving only the Authoritarian.
>You gather your papers and leave.
>"Anonymous." Luna says as your reach for the door, "There is this lovely little cafe nearby that I like to visit. Perhaps you'd care to join me for a cup of coffee after the Pep Rally? Strictly business, of course."
"Of course."
>"Very well" She replies, with a smile; "I will see you then."
>You close the door behind you, reflecting on what just happened...
>...just as Principal Celestia cartwheels past you down the hallway
>"CANTERLOT, CANTERLOT, SIS BOOM BAH! CANTERLOT, CANTERLOT RAH RAH RAH!"
>In any other school, the Principal dancing through the school performing the school fight song would be a thing of legend.
>At Canterlot high? It's a Tuesday.

END.

>>28703884
BRICKA BRACKA FIRECRACKA
SIS BOOM BAH
BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY
RAH RAH RAH

>>28700804
I'd hit that. Hard. It would convert me from talking horses to humans again!

>>28700833
DABU DEE DABU DAAAI

>>28700906
She doesn't look old.

>>28704430
She will when she takes her costume off,

>>28703884
>Mr. Deauxchê
Is that pronounced "Mr. Douche"?

>>28704437

I was try to go for "Doe-shay", kinda like "Dumass".

Also didn't want to use Something other than "Anonymous Incognito", so I figured "Anonymous Douche" would be worth a chuckle.

>>28700804
>>28700850
I WANT TO SUCK YOUR LADY PENIS!

>>28703884
lol please cont, i keked

>>28703786I don't not

>>28700804
If we are being realistic:
>Why the fuck are you blue? Some kind of skin disease? Are you even human or some blue-skinned alien space babe?
>*snaps photos of blue alien girl with smartphone to sell to the media for sick $$$

>>28706292
You asshole, that's not how you speak to mystique! Just because she's a mutant doesn't mean it's a condition

>>28706292
Drinking colloidal silver will do that to you.

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>>28706383
this explains why Rainbow Dash is blue

>>28706420
Coincidence.

Dash is blue cause she is blueshifted because she is rushing towards your heart very fast.