Royal Guard Mare Thread #10

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Anon doesn't need protecting
His enemies do

first

>>28700514
>>28700513
MOTHERFUCKER

>>28700513
Can we just force Florida to secede already, for fucks sake.

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>>28700513
what the actual fuck amerifags?

>>28700591
We are crazy badasses, emphasis on crazy. Plus Florida is a slightly higher class Detroit.

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>>28700625
>badass
>Florida is a slightly higher class detroit
>Florida fucks alligators
>what the fuck goes on in Detroit?

>>28700653
Don't look in the dumpsters. Especially the fire barrels too. Or look under the overpasses.

>>28700513
Based flordians.

>>28700663
Literally don't look anywhere in Detroit.

>>28700672
Pretty much this.

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>>28700526
Just try and make us, yankee
We've got millions of zika mosquitoes on standby and thousands of gators
Don't fuck with Florida, our state stays 80 F year round and looks like a penis/gun
We'll kill you and everyone you love over a cheeseburger

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>>28700591
ARE YOU SCARED YET?

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>>28700513
What the fuck

Vannie is a drama queen. Anon spends too much time on it. Drop the bat!

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>>28701504
vannie is his faithful guard

>>28701504
And your a bat hating shitposter, but we still tolerate you.

>>28701521
"faithful"
>lemme sleep all day. I'm jelious of Brave, i'm just a bat not a pony....

Drama magnet.

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>>28701532
>your

>>28701521
Is that Vannie or another bat? I wanna hold it and hug it! She's too cute for tears!

>>28701653
Vannie has a red mane

>>28695933
>Continuing your walk out of the castle, it's not long until your arms start to get hella sore from carrying Vannie like this.
>-It's this damn armor, man.
>Tiny pones shouldn't be this strong.
>But, she seems to very much enjoy it, so you push on.
>Though you still haven't gotten a smile out of her, yet.
>She's just not complaining, is why you figure she's enjoying it.
>Because, well, every pony in this place likes to be carried, for some reason.
>But whether they like that or hugs more, has yet to be discovered.
>So, ignoring the burning and everything, you eventually make it out of the castle, but not without getting more than a few looks from the guards on duty.
>Most of them jealous.
>Can't satisfy a pone if you're no six foot tall monster like yourself.
>It's got its perks.
>The second you step outside the gates though, you get spooked.
>One thing you forgot about Canterlot was the lack of streetlamps around this place.
>And the fact that it always gets darker than it's supposed to.
>It's like, five in the afternoon right now.
>But it looks like it's three in the morning.
>That's what you get when horses control the Sun and moon, instead of any natural forces.
>Which is why you haven't celebrated your birthday in so long.
>There's a different amount of days every year.
>And whether it's because some days are too short, and they're trying to make up for it with an extra day, or because a day was so long that they're taking one away.
>But somehow, ponies still celebrate birthdays normally.
>You don't even know where in god's name yours shifted to on the calendar, but who cares anyways?
>As sad as it is, not like you had anyone to care about coming to celebrate it with you before.
>-Before.
>But now, you're glad you have a supa strong earth pony and a qt batpony that lifts, both willing to share the day with you.
>And now, you were carrying the latter to...
>-What's this?

>>28702303
>In front of your face, is this place you've never seen before.
>It's obviously new, and it's even CLOSER-er to the castle.
"Hey Vannie, you even been here before?"
>She snaps out of whatever trance she's in and scans the place before her.
>She calmly shakes her head.
>Whelp, you're trying it, then.
>You walk on over, pushing the doors open with your back, and immediately sigh.
>...This is literally the pony Dave & Buster's.
>The mare up front hears the bell ringing and starts grabbing things while she speaks.
>"Hi, welcome to Hay & Oat's-sss..."
>She's now just staring at you.
>Then a few seconds later, she straightens out that little tie on herself and puts that smile back on her face.
>"Forgive me! Just, never seen a, uh, uuuh..."
>She scans you viciously, obviously trying to figure out what to call you.
"-Human-"
>"-Yes, a uh, hugh-man, like you before... or ever."
>There's some more silence.
>"-ANYWAYS, for two?"
>You nod, and also notice that Vannie's trying to shrink in your arms.
>Then of course, you realize it's because of all those stallions at the bar now looking your way.
>You don't think it matters whether they're looking at you or her, but she clearly doesn't want any of it.
>So while you're following the waitress pone over to a spot, you make sure to seem like the big buff alpha that none of them would want to mess with.
>And surprisingly, they recoil a bit.
>They probably just see you as some sort of minotaur -because goddamn do you get that a lot- and word is that they're really damn strong, regardless of what they look like.
>Or maybe it's because of how tall you are, you dunno.
>But you're just glad they see whatever it is they do, instead of you yourself.
>"Aaand here we are! Is this fine, or would you like a seat change? I just figured I'd give a little room for you and your 'friend' there."
"-This is fine, thank you."
>She nods, throws down some menus, and heads out.

>>28702315
>>"Hi, welcome to Hay & Oat's-sss..."
>>She's now just staring at you.
kek

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>>28700513
I

>>28700513
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!

It's a running joke down here, any time the news says 'florida man did X' we assume it is all the same person, he is, FLORIDA MAN! I think he even has a twitter.

>>28702315
>for two
Wait. Brave is not with?

I hope anon and brave snuggle super hard in bed and that she wakes up In the morning with his morning wood prodding her in the butt

>>28702548
You not been reading?

>>28703017
Must have missed it.

>>28700591
You have to understand Florida. You know how some insane asylums now go for the 'landscaping and cottages so they don't realize they're locked in' angle? Florida is that on a state-sized scale. It's where we send all our batshit insane old people, plus a bunch of angry immigrants who are perpetually clamoring for us to invade another useless nation.

The swamps and mosquitos drain any remaining dregs of sanity they still have, but we gave them some fancy boats and a disneyland so they don't realize what it really is.

>>28703017
ohh i see now. after she kissed his cheek she left. i kinda just figured she was just waiting out in the hall for them.

>>28702315
Ok. Make an excuse to go to the bathroom or something, then leave her there and go back to Brave. Give the bat a direct hint she isn't wanted.

>>28703416
Nobody want's to be in your situation anon.
learn empathy.

>>28703447
Its a flying rodent, not a real pone. It doesn't deserve empathy.

>>28703510
>flying rodent
But it isn't. Bats are a seperate biological family, Chiroptera, from rodents (Rodentia).

In fact, biologically speaking, bats are closer to equines than they are to rodents - the former two share the Scrotifera sub-clade, while Rodentia occupies an entirely separate branch further down the biological tree.

>>28703403
thats what i thought too.

Is Careful done now that she had to give 'the talk' to a clueless anon?

>>28703416
We are going to gently fuck the bat pone, whether you like it or not, go bitch elsewhere if you not going to add anything helpful to the conversation.

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>>28704296
Does that mean the Griffon assassination and self-loathing exile to Crystal Empire is also happening?

>>28704318
No, but the road trip to the griffon empire will happen soon. Bat pone wont die, and if you keep this shit up Brave will die.

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>>28704328
I'm reminding you that 1. I am not that faggot, and 2. my prediction is that both Brave and Anon will die, and Vannie will live a too long life of self loathing due to untimely demise of the previous two

>>28704333
Uh huh, well the three of them haven't had their fancy adventure to ancient human secret town yet, so I doubt the three of them will die, and now I want all three to live and fuck happily (or as close to) ever after just to spite him for being an annoying faggot.

>>28703416
You know, I like how despite "hating" the bat pone so much, you still read the only story with her in it.

It's like going to some shark exhibit, staying there for hours, buying some souvenirs, then just looking around while in a crowd of other people and yelling, "I fucking hate sharks, goddamn disgusting freaks!"

I know you're just looking for the (You)s, but I think it's pretty funny.

>>28704052
More to come.

>>28704661
Yes please

>>28703565
No matter what you say, batponies will always be a purely fanmade creation made up by autists of the fandom. Pure fanon, nothing else.

>>28705681
Doesn't mean we can't love them.

>>28705681
Too bad! Because it IS something else! Or are you saying that Luna's guard and Flutterbat are not canon?

>>28705968
>Luna's guard
You mean the ones without fangs who showed up for a whooping two seconds?
>Flutterbat
>Implying a magic spell gone horribly wrong on one single pony means that everything the fandom has made up is 100% canon
Are you retarded?

>>28706013
Doesnt matter if it was for two seconds faggot. They are stil cannon.

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>>28706794
Does than mean woona is canon?
I'm okay with this

>>28706857
Hnnngg

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>Be Anon
>Bodyguard turns out to be a changeling
>She still wants to guard you, but wants you to run away with her back to the colony
Something we've yet to discuss

>>28700591
You should hear our warning sirens and emergency broadcasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNLUP4nDJGQ

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>>28706925
I am very interested in this concept would you be willing to writefag it?

>>28706925
Wouldn't I just become pod food?

Could always run away to a small, unassuming town and take on a new life there.

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>>28706794
An Orangefrog appeared for a few seconds, so this means that Orangefrogs are a canon species that exists everywhere in Equestria, and everything I make up about them from now on is 100% canon. Everyone questioning me is a faggot.

That's how autistic you sound like.

>>28707196
this is not how it works

>>28706925
Interesting. Evil changing or reformed one?

>>28707065
Yes
Later tonight I will attempt

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>>28707645
>reformed one
We do not speak of those.

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>>28707196
actually, the example you're giving us is shit retarded, because we actually saw that thing get created, therefore we know it doesnt live everywhere, faggot

if anything, it's more alike with tatzelwurms and yetis in the show, because we saw them shortly, and can obviously assume there's more than one

faggot

>>28707714
Wait, we saw yetis? Legit ones, or are you talking about that already dead whatever the hell one in the yaks episode?

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>>28708602
doesnt look dead to me

>>28708680
Looks like an old mutant Diamond Dog.

>>28702315
>Once she leaves, you move over to the half-booth part and gently lay Vannie down.
"-M'lady."
>Christ, you just felt yourself just lose some manly points.
>A lot of them.
>But it does get a small smile out of her, which is definitely worth it.
>There shall be no sad bat ponies when you are around.
>You sit down in your chair, glancing at the menu, seeing that it's the good old Hay-Cola stuff.
>Pretty much just pone Coca Cola, and thankfully with no real hay in it, despite the name.
>Vannie adjusts herself in her seat a little, still a bit slumped over.
>Man, it kills you seeing her like this.
>She puts a hoof on the table and just stares at you for a while, as if asking permission to go ahead and look at the menu herself.
>You offer her your own small smile, which she sees as the okay, and looks down at it.
"...You know, this place is exactly like another restaurant back home."
>Her ears perk up, and she glances at you after a few moments.
"Like, exactly the same. Same menu, tables, logo- just everything. It's kind of weird."
>You dwell on the thought, and something quickly slips from your mouth.
"-I miss home."
>You clamp your lips together.
>You really don't know where that came from, but you want to focus on Vannie here, not think about things and get yourself all depressed.
>Two sad people trying to cheer each other up, is like trying to start a fire with a bucket of water.
>But instead of ignoring it, she of course notices the underlying tone and immediately jumps at it.
>Putting others before herself, something you can definitely relate to.
>She gives you a sad smile.
>"Do you want to talk about it?"
>-It also pulls the attention away from her own problems, probably so that way you'd forget about them and only talk about yourself.
>You pause and give her a deadpan look.
"If anyone's talking tonight, it's gonna be you. I ain't saying anything."
>She scrunches slightly and crosses her hooves, turning back to the menu.

>>28709028
MLADY

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>>28709028
Shit, I just imagined a nice date with a cute little pone and I made myself depressed.

>>28709028

>>28709180
it's worse writing about it

>You can tell she's not actually reading anything, but just moving her eyes across the menu.
>When you glance back at it, you forget that this is just like the restaurant back home.
>And that restaurant has cocktails and such.
>...Well, not like you're going to be doing anything tomorrow, anyways.
>You notice Vannie looking up at you, before her gaze trails over to the same bunch of drinks.
>You wonder if a bit of booze would loosen her up enough to talk...
>Plus, while you're sad, there's three things on your mind, being sleep, food, or alcohol.
>Or you know, all three.
>Preferably at the same time.
>While you dwell on the thought, the waitress mare from the front comes back.
>"Okee, you two ready?"
>Vannie takes another look at the menu, before silently asking you the same.
>You give the pone a nod.
>"Okay! So then, tell me what you want!"
"-What I really really want?"
>You wear a stupid grin on your face while an old song plays in your head.
>But she merely nods.
>Another thing only you'll get.
>Tragic.
>You simply clear your throat and turn back to the menu.
>"Could I get the, uh... Cinnimango Sangria?"
>Waitress nods and looks over at you, pen in her mouth and writing.
>"Mmphfuoo?"
"Spiked Root Beer for me, please."
>"Mmmhmm!"
>She puts the pen back and gives you both another smile.
>"Well, I'll get those right out! Is there anything else you'd like, in the meantime?"
>You and Vannie share another look.
"...Nope, think we're good."
>"-Okie dokie, I'll be back in a few!"
>And she walks off.
>Man, you hope they have burgers here.
>Even some vegetarian shit that tastes like one.
>There's no goddamn way you're getting a salad here.

>>28697372
>You each have a glass of water and head to Careful's room.
>It's a pretty serious master bedroom.
>There's a picture window, curtains drawn; an ornate dresser, a full-size mirror, two closets, a wood stove, oriental rug...
>And the bed's huge. King-sized plus. Ornately covered. Ample and assorted pillow selection.
>Not bad for your first unintentional gold-dig.
>"I'll get the stove going. Get cozy."

>You sit on the bed, watching Careful work while you take and examine each pillow on the bed, squeezing them gently, firmly; shaking them, seeing how the stuffing settles...
>You decide on a classic rectangle one with a cream-colored case.
>Careful returns with a little lit tinder from the stove.
>She uses it to light a candle on her nightstand and spits it out on a tray.
>"Pah."
"You're special to me."
>It's a good thing sex - in the conventional sense, anyway - isn't actually on the table tonight. This makes several many early and unwanted ejaculations now.

>Careful looks at you - quizzical, for a moment, and then enamored, crossing one hoof over another.
>"Do go on."
"I know we've only known each other a few days. And I don't know where this is heading. Not that I'm not optimistic. Still, I just want you to know. My time in Equestria's gonna be divided into before and after meeting you now. You're the first person - sorry, pony - here who's made me feel welcome and loved."
>She looks astonished. Speechless.
"Don't wanna embarrass you. Just felt I owed you the full explanation without any of my bullshit at least once. That's all."
>She hops to your side and kisses you.
>"... Nicest thing anypony's ever said to me. You're special to me, too."
>She hops back down.

>"So... about getting cozy?"
>You realize you've been sitting awkwardly on the bed's edge for minutes now.
"I - right."
>"I like the fuzz on your chest. Do you... uh..."
>She nudges your knee with your nose.
>"Do you have it on your legs, too?"

>... Ah.
>Right.
>You're still wearing your jeans.

>>28710131
Uhh, well looks like its time to explain how doing something for too long can make it a cultural norm

>>28710131
wew careful

>>28710189
theyre going to be sharing a bed anyways
he better not be a weirdo and wear all that shit to sleep

>>28710131
>>28709438

This is uncanny.

I'm fairly certain blue is writing both greens in this thread.

>>28709028
>no sad bat ponies
Oh I get it. So you only really care about sad horses if they are bats, huh? What about all the other sad ponies when you're around? I guess they just don't matter, huh? You disgust me, you racist bigot.

>>28710131
>"I like the fuzz on your chest. Do you... uh..."
>pony likes harry men.

This makes me incredibly happy.

>>28710562
Keep in mind she's a xenophiliac weirdo. She's probably one of the only few.

>>28707196
>>28707714
yeah horrible example, bat ponies are cannon.

>>28710454
Explain?

>>28710658
Both update around the same time, and have similar post frequency.

Not that there's nothing wrong with one person doing the greenz.

>>28710606
Maybe.

But it does make sense that animals that are used to having hair all over would prefer a partner that has the same.

>>28710686
writing styles are pretty different and them being updated at the same time makes two writers more likely if you ask me. why wait til you finish an update for both story to post?

>>28711127
Nice, a big-booty-bat-bed-bump!

>>28710131
>>She nudges your knee with your nose.

>>28711518
FUCK
I'll fix that when I bin it

>>28711518
Careful confirmed bully

>>28712860
What a bitch.

>>28710686
Kek, I'm actually waiting to read Brave and Bat until I'm done with Careful. I usually write late, when no one's gonna look over my shoulder and discover my cuddle-smut.

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>>28713824
>cuddle-smut
please post it

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>>28711518

>>28714124
Pencils a shit

>>28715500
Wasted double dubs on shit opinion

>>28715770
Dubs of truth

>>28716239
your a bigger faggot

>>28716279
>Mediocre story.
>Forced lewd wherever he can squeeze it.
>Generic perfect and muscular anon.
>Anon gets all the marevag cus why not ecks dee.

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>>28716334
So what? Don't like it then fuck off.

>>28716432

Not that anon, but you know he was posting on the Royal Guard Mare Thread instead of the Anon's Pie Adventure one, right?

>>28716462
Yeah, but I like that story. Plus if he is going to bring it up here then double fuck him.

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>>28716486
>Waaah, someone doesn't like my shitty comic story that is generic as fuck.
>Stop disliking what I like :((

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>>28716432
>If you don't like a story from someone else's thread, you should leave the thread that isn't related to said story.

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>>28704471

I hope the buffalo from earlier joins Careful and Anon in bed.

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>>28717658
kill yourself bump

>>28716486
King Autism

>>28717658
I've thought about doing a prequel or sequel once I'm done with Careful and Non.

Course, I could also write something other than MLP fanfiction that I could have friends and peers review without becoming a social pariah

>>28718800
Double dubs.
Do a male guard and anon next.

>>28718800
Back when I did shitty prose writing, I remember my father managed to find where I had all my stories, and began reading it out loud at the dinner table.

Needless to say, it was impossible to hide my autism at that point.

but christ, if he saw what I write now.

>>28718800
>write something other than MLP fanfiction
Why would you do that?

>>28718867
>Royal Guard Mare thread
>>guard mare
>>>mare

I guess I could accommodate it somehow though? Like

>Three weeks.
>Three weeks you've been stranded in this idyllic, pastel shithole.
>And, as if it wasn't enough already, the princess assigned you a fuckin' guard.
>His name is... Mitch.
>You could have had any one of a number of guards.
>Guards like Immovable Object, Meteor Gait, Never Sets, Careful Watch...
>But no.
>You got Mitch.

He looks like a Larson OC and insists repeatedly to Anon that he's a pretty mare.

>>28718904
Kek, your pop sounds like a douche. You should send him some of your horse erotica -- or leave it on his grave, as it may be -- and leave a note "I made it dad"

>>28719023
Nah, once I realized what he was reading, he had stopped, thankfully. He tried to get into the show himself just to make sure I didn't seem alone or too weird for liking cartoon horses.

but now he doesnt know the extent of how much i like them

>>28719338
Didn't know you meant horse prose. That's actually pretty cool Anon. I think mine would have just disowned me.

>>28719384
Surprised he didn't. When I first wrote horse, looking back at it, it was the gayest, cringiest, most shit deviantart tier crap ever.

Getting disowned would have been completely justified.

>>28709438
>With food on your mind, you quickly turn to the part with, well, all the food.
>Time to start browsing.
"So... why don't you tell me about yourself?"
>You see Vannie's ears perk up in your peripheral vision.
>She just looks at you.
>You glance at her from the menu.
"I mean, everything I know about you, is just what I've put together in the time we've had. I got to know Brave while you were asleep today, and I'd like to know you, too."
>In fact, that's pretty much all you did.
>Got some chairs set up on the balcony nearby your room, and kind of just, you know, talked.
>>

>You sit down on the plastic- though still fancy- chair you were given, and promptly rest your legs on the balcony.
>You hear Brave getting situated while you rest your hands behind your head, staring at the spot you remembered Mars being.
"...I'm sorry I wrapped you into this. Both of you."
>Unable to pull your eyes from the sky, you can just feel her gaze set on you.
>"Sorry? For allowing me to stay in the Canterlot Castle? I don't think that's how it works, Anon."
>You nod.
"Still. I mean, you took an ARROW for me, and I-"
>"-And I'd take plenty more. It's also part of my job to protect you, you know."
>You sigh, now looking down at Canterlot below, admiring the view.
"Yeah... But I meant more of everything."
>She watches you curiously.
"I've just, I don't know... I don't feel I'm worth all of this. Living in a castle, having my own personal guards- it's just ridiculous."
>You sigh.
"Like, back home, I wasn't even your average joe- I was below that line. I didn't have the things normal people did, but I was fine with it all. I had a home, I had my room, food, and that's pretty much all I ever needed."
>You stay silent for a moment.
"I guess I just don't feel I'm important enough for the possible danger you two have been put in. I never felt I belonged here, and I know I don't belong where I am now. "
>You keep your eyes fixed on the sky.
"...Even though I've been home, all this time."

>>28716872
>someone posted an image from something i don't like
>stop liking things i don't like
wow look it works both ways.

>>28719673
>You feel a hoof rest on your shoulder.
>"Anon, you're plenty important, don't say that."
>Looking at the whole view from the castle, you let out a small snort.
"Not for all of this."
>You turn and give her a small, reassuring smile, as well as a pat on her hoof.
"When I first showed up here and got acquainted, I wasn't looking for some crazy life like this. I thought I was just going to find a home, live there for the rest of my days, and die."
>Brave keeps her hoof on your shoulder.
"But, instead, I've supposedly got an entire nation out for me, and I'm back living in the giant castle that I had just finished getting out of."
>A sigh escapes you.
"AND now there's a bit of things and hints that tells me I may be here for a certain reason."
>You turn to her.
"I mean, nobody's brought into another world for no reason of course, but I just didn't think it was one that would concern me so much, if that makes sense."
>Adjusting yourself in your seat, you lean back a bit more.
"In my mind, I was just here by chance. Figured, I don't know, I got abducted or something. I've thought of a lot of different things... Everything, except for goddamn time travel."
>Brave's ears perk up.
>"-Time travel?"
>You nod.
"There's very, VERY strong evidence that this is in fact, my planet, and somehow, every single one of the seven billion people in my species just either died, or left somewhere."
>And you still hold hope that it's the latter.
>Brave just sits there, wide-eyed.
"-Yeah, imagine how I felt when I realized that. It's what the Princesses brought me over here to talk to me about."
>You throw your hand out.
"And NOW, supposedly the goddamn Griffons found some shit over in the Badlands, and somehow see me as a false god, and want to kill me. I dunno, maybe they just found a goddamn picture of someone and thought, "wow this looks a lot like that guy in Equestria" or some shit- I really don't know, but it just adds onto the huge pile of shit I didn't need."

>>28719788
>You can hear yourself getting louder.
"I mean hell, just last night I was crying my goddamn eyes out right here on this balcony. Tears everywhere, shaking like a leaf while Vannie was there to calm me down."
>Looking down at yourself, you notice that you're no longer in your chair, standing up by the balcony's edge.
>You turn around and lean on it.
>Then you rub your face with your hands, which does nothing to calm you down.
"I just kept asking myself, 'why me, why me,' to which I've got jack shit. I could be here because I'm 'the chosen one', or because I'm some kind of character in a shitty fucking story- I just don't know! I ask myself all these things, try to make sense, but the bottom line is just that I don't fucking know, and I guess I never fucking will!"
>A silence looms over the both of you, which is when you notice how heavy your breathing is.
>And how shocked Brave looks right now.
>The twentieth sigh today leaves you, and you walk back over to your seat.
"Ah, I'm sorry Brave. I'm just frustrated, is all. There's too much stuff that remains a mystery, and it annoys the hell out of me that I don't even know where to find answers."
>She calms down slightly, but not completely.
>You reach a hand over and lightly scratch her ears.
"I'm just glad I got a few good things out of this."
>Moving yourself over, you pick her up and rest her beside you, hind legs sitting on one of yours, and an arm under her forehooves.
>You use your free right hand to continue scratching.
>It calms you pretty quickly.
>And for a moment, the only sound in the air, is the air itself.
"...So, how did you end up in the Royal Guard, anyways? I don't think I ever saw you in the barracks when I was staying here in the castle."
>She shifts a bit and rests her head under your chin.
>"My father was a Royal Guard when I was younger. It was a family thing for us- every stallion in the family wearing the armor the second they were able."
>She pauses for a moment.

>>28719919
>"But my brother never wanted to be a Guard. He wanted to be a big time actor, living in Manehattan."
>-God, the horse puns.
>"And in order to avoid disappointing my father, he acted like he was Guard material every day, up until the moment he got his Cutie Mark, and couldn't hide it anymore."
>She's silent for a moment.
>"From there on, though my father was angry, he managed to support him into pursuing his dreams."
>You move to gently rubbing her ear.
>"But because of that, he never really gave us much attention... He always told me that being a guard wasn't a mare's job, and since my brother didn't want to be a guard, he kind of just... stopped being a parent. Like raising a colt into the Guard was all he was meant to do."
>Her silence worries you a bit.
>"So, first chance I got, I joined up. Hoped to prove to him that I could do any job, just as well as any other stallion could."
>She pauses, then takes a shuddery breath.
>"And maybe- just maybe... turn him into the caring, kind father I always w-wanted."
>You feel her shiver a bit, and take her helmet off.
>After gently placing it on the ground, you bring her into your coat, kiss the top of her head, and brush her mane.
>She lets out a small whimper, and shrinks while a few sobs escape her.
>You try to soothe her, whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
>And after a while, you take to hugging her and gently rocking the chair.
>Based on where the sun is now, you'd say it's almost about lunchtime.
>Not that you plan on going anywhere anytime soon.
>>

bluebird my nigga
are you feeling well
where are all these posts coming from

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>>28720105
>>28720119

>>28720119
just used headphones this time around, so my focus was more set on what i was writing.
it's shittier than it normally is, isn't it? i do feel i messed up in a few ways.

>>28720180
>not that anon
Brave and anon seem to be stuck with little self worth.


Still good though.

>>28720105
God damn man this is some good green, my heart can barely take it

>>28720105
Brave only recently joining the guard and only doing so to try and earn her fathers love hurts an awful lot.

>>28720483
All the reason to love her over the filthy bat

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The following takes place during Season 2
Twilight is still a unicorn
Starlight does not exist
Equestria Girls was still the title of the California Girls parody
>You were very surprised to find out that this was the world you came into after some parkour stunt
>You wanted to impress this girl while you were out climbing on shit with your bro
>Slip on fucking mildew and careen down into a dumpster
>When you came out of the dumpster, you were in a different world entirely
>It was a little hard living amongst the adorably innocent ponies
>You were even assigned a guardskeep, where many would stay with you at all hours of the day
>Soon it boiled down to just one guard who insisted she stay with you
>Her name was Golden Valor
>She was very... affectionate

>>28721172
>She was very... affectionate
I'm interested please continue

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>>28721172
>Golden Valor always stuck by you, even when you got sick, which happened a few times
>She was a real cute snow-white pegasus who was just the right amount of saucy, it drove you crazy
>She seemed impossible to get, always saying vaguely suggestive things, wearing armor without a rear when you've seen that it did come with a piece to cover herself
>Maybe you were imagining shit
>But the last time you were sick, you laid in bed all day, you think she came in and snuggled, with you as the little spoon
>But you also dreamed your dad came in and told you how much of a disappointment you were
>Couldn't say you had any clue
>You'd heard Cadance and Shining Armor were getting married soon
>You were happy, even though you never met them
>You and Golden went down to the kitchen to eat
>Sometimes you could eat breakfast with Celestia, but she stopped offering when you accidentally said 'Thanks mom' to her
>So you ate in the kitchen with the chef ponies
>There was a Gordon Ramsay mare who was bossy and mean, but she had a soft spot for you
>There was also a Guy Fieri mare who just wanted to take everyone to Flavortown and seemed like Pinkie but a little less energetic
>She had flame shirts and crazy hair too
>Luna would sometimes show up too
>But not today
>You ate some scrambled eggs and a piece of burned toast that you made yourself
>Fine Dining offered to make you something, said it was what a gentlemare would do
>Fiery Flavor said it wasn't Flavortown
>Tomorrow you'd be attending the wedding, maybe with Golden as your date instead of your bodyguard

>>28719680
Shut up nigger

>>28695406

>"Are... are you calling me... second in command?"
>Impressive.
>You didn't think he'd be able to make any kind of cultural comparison.
>Aaaand he's giving you the look.
>Maybe hold off on the personal jabs until you know him better..
"Don't worry about it, it was a joke."
>He grumbles something you don't quite hear.
"So, yeah, thanks. I owe you big time."
>"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we're here"
>You look up and see a shop with a donut logo.
>Donut Joe's
>It looks like a little coffee joint, straight out of suburbia.
>A bell jingles as you and Anon enter.
>Hot damn.
>This is donut /heaven/.
>The counter is chock full of standard flavor donuts: chocolate, glazed, maple.
>The shelves behind the counter have all kinds of specialty donuts: filled donuts, donut holes, cinnamon rolls, crullers
>And on display off in the corner was a make your own donut getup.
>Ponies and sweets.
>Match made in heaven.

>>28720105
aw shit
brave has daddy issues

>>28721546
>>Sometimes you could eat breakfast with Celestia, but she stopped offering when you accidentally said 'Thanks mom' to her
kek

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>>28720105
Maybe we can be her daddy?

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guard bump

>>28723305
would pet the shit out of those ears and cuddle/10

>>28722605
holy fuck, that's lewd man
i like it

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>>28722605
>>28723654
lewd guardmare green when?
mfw it's that one sexual assault green

>anon is in charge of training a platoon of mares to explore the badlands
>it's now estrus season
>he has no knowledge of this
>he's now got 25+ mares running around, getting sweaty and heated up from his training
>and all eager to beat the competition and breed with anon

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>>28724824
I could see their competition getting rather heated

Careful told me its illegal for this to be on page 10.

>>28725677
And Brave told me you need a license for those dubs of yours.

>>28725741
These are not the droids your looking for.

>>28725741
Nothing to see here goy

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>>28721546
>Golden was quietly eating a piece of bread across the kitchen when you looked over
"Hey Golden, do you have a date for the wedding?"
>"A what? No, why?"
"Do you want to go with me?"
>"Uh... I-I have other plans."
>Shit
"That makes sense." your voice quivers slightly
>You start to laugh
>You laugh so much that your sides cripple and buckle over
>You put your forefinger and thumb together to make a circle
"Haha! Spicy as fug, my bro! Ecks dee!"
>"A-anon? Are you okay?"
>You laugh and walk out of the room
>You laugh all the way to the top of the castle
>Looking out over Canterlot and Equestria was majestic
>You whip out Anon Jr. and start pissing off the edge
>A gust of wind sprays your pee back at you, prompting you to scream a shriek of pure agonizing inability to deal with your emotions
>You fall to your knees and curl into pathetic ball as you cry
>The Princess Luna walks up to you
>"Dearest Anonymous, what weighs so heavily on thyne soul?"
"I'm fuckin' retarded, that's what."
>"What brings you to this? Verily ye can't think so lowly of thyself."
"Golden Valor totally rejected me, I don't know how to feel!"
>"We are certain you have many other suitors, Anonymous. There are many such mares that would love a moment of thy attention."
"You don't get it! She's the prettiest pony!"
>Luna winced
>"Then perhaps of the options thee possess, to hurl thyself from the edge is the best?"

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>>28726556
Luna is very wise, anon. I'd do as she says.

>>28720105
>And even now, a nice, peaceful rest of your life sounds pretty great.
>You don't think the feelings of 'why me' will really ever disappear, but you could always ignore them inside of a cozy cabin in Ponyville.
>You're really not built for this, 'last human ever' stuff.
>It's not so much a lack of self-worth or anything, but this is more kinds of adventure that you'd rather not do.
>It's less of, 'oh god I'm nothing,' and more of, 'h-hey, look, that guy is super muscular and smart! take him!'
>Take, you know, someone who would actually enjoy all this danger and shit.
>You just need that cabin, a meat substitute, and lots of booze.
>Then you'll be happy.
>And, as much as you kind of would like to ignore this all and move on...
>Well, it's kind of a big deal.
>You're like... the last unicorn.
>Except, it's some kind of twisted swap, where you're the last human in a world with millions of unicorns.
>-Strange, isn't it?
>You're pulled away from your thoughts by a small sigh.
>Coming back to Earth-questria, you remember you're at a pony adult arcade place, with an adorable and very caring sad bat pony sitting across from you.
>"What do you want to know?"
"...Why not tell me why YOU joined the Guard?"
>She bites her lip, and glances at the floor, then shrugs.
>"Well, it's simple, really..."
>You wait for her to continue, while simultaneously scanning the menu, partly for awesome food, and partly so Vannie doesn't feel pressured from you just staring at her.
>"The Guard was the only way I felt I could gain respect... To not just be seen as some kind of cuddly toy for everypony to use."
>She looks at you with a forced smile, which quickly fades.
>"And as you've seen, I'm so well respected by everypony..."
>Her gaze trails to the floor, and you see her eyes get a bit watery.
>-Hell no, you ain't having that.
>You jump over to her seat and wrap an arm around her.

>>28726825
>"-I-I don't understand why everypony sees me like this... The m-mares just see me as some kind of deviant, out to claim every stallion for myself, a-and the stallions just think I'm some... THING, to just cuddle and leave the next day!"
>She looks up at you, eyes wide and glistening.
>"I-I've been called a FLYING RODENT before! B-bats aren't even't in the s-same family as rodents!"
>She wraps her forehooves around your chest and starts sobbing, head buried under your chin.
>You hear hooves coming by, and when you look up, the waitress mare comes around the corner and freezes at the sight of you both.
>She looks at Vannie, then you, then the tray of drinks balanced on her back.
>She tries to do some sort of signs with a hoof asking if she should come back.
>...Well, you imagine that's what she's trying to convey, judging by the look on her face.
>But before you can say anything, she just gently places the two glasses on the table closest to her, and mouths a 'sorry'.
>Then she moonwalks back out.
>So you continue to go and comfort Vannie, just as you did with Brave.
>A hug, and some sweet nothings.
>You're sure you know just how much your presence is worth to them.
>-Not in like, a conceited sense or anything, but having a shoulder to cry on really does help.
>You should know, seeing how just last night, the one crying on your shoulder allowed you to do the same on hers.
>-Well, not really her shoulder- or whatever it is horses have, because of the size difference, but-
>-Okay, you have a crying pony on you, that's all you should be focusing on.
>You run your fingers through her mane as well, then holding her close with the other hand.
>She's shaking up a storm, so you try your best to stop her from moving.
>And man, that grip she has on you is incredibly strong.
>She maintains it for a few moments, until you notice her sobs soften, and her breathing slow.
"Feeling better?"

>>28726973
>>"I-I've been called a FLYING RODENT before! B-bats aren't even't in the s-same family as rodents!"

Using the trolls words against them.. I like it! I wanna hug the sobbing pone.

>>28726973
I love this

I hope careful updates tonight

>>28700591
>being shocked by florida

>>28727686
I want careful to massage clock parts down my ureathra

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>>28726556
That escalated quickly. Would like to see where your going with it.


>>28726973
We must reassure bat pony.
Not sure now to tell her why all she is so popular though. My spaghetti would explode if i tried

Where is bunkeranon?

>>28728762
This for more guy

Are there any pics of Brave, Vannie or Careful?

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>>28729548
"No"

>>28730147

IT'S MY GREEN AND I WANT IT NOW!

>>28730894
Yeah! What he said!

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>>28729561
Because some people apparently didn't save our two cuddlesentinels

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>>28731509
Thanks dude!
Have something in return

>>28731942
m-muh heart

where are the pegasus guards in this thread

>>28731942
Careful should be giving him the old stink eye.

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>>28731983
Do you think she'd let you watch her preen her feathers?

>Anon mentions within earshot of Celestia about being best friends with his guards.
>Celestia inquires what he means
>Anon just repeats that they are BEST friends now.
>Celestia inquires about the wedding date.

>>28732233
She'd let you preen them.

Gently.

>>28731942
You just make this? If that's Careful she looks just like I've pictured.

I'll be updating the green soon. I ain't dead I promise.

>>28732391
we eagerly await and bump for the next update

Well, finally I got around to reading these threads. I literally spent the whole weekend plus today reading guard mare greens. Best shit I've read in a while, I'm really engrossed in both Brave and Vannie's story and Careful's. My compliments, writefags. Can't wait for more.

>>28731942
>Careful finally gets art.

You really play with fire, putting Careful, Vannie and Brave in the same picture. There is a limit as to how much cute it can contain...

>>28731942
And yet, the anon with one guard is getting to fourth base before the other is

>>28733161
tough choices

quick cuddle, or double the fun?

>>28733083
I believe there was another pic made for her, but it was missing a few things.

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>>28732233
that pic
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>>28732233
yes
a perfectly breedable and motherly figure
excellent

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>>28729548
nope

>>28726973

>>28731942
>you will never be this happy with a guard mare at your side
it hurts

>You feel her slowly nod.
"Good."
>You lean over and grab the drinks from the table, her body lazily moving with yours while she maintains her hold.
"Then I present to you your beverage, madame."
>Slowly, she gives you another small smile, before taking the glass from your hand.
>Holding it between her hooves like that, you expected it to just fall over or something.
>But, weirdly enough, it doesn't.
>It confuses you, just like the fact that the waitress was able to balance a tray with two drinks on her back.
>AND do signals and stuff with one hoof.
>Some crazy control they all have or something.
>You lean over again and grab your menu from the other side of the table, and Vannie pushes herself away a bit to sit normally.
>A moment passes where you're both just taking sips from your drinks.
>It's not weirdly silent because of the music, but they clearly don't have a speaker system, so you're guessing it's all coming from a jukebox or something.
>Or something.
>They clearly have arcade machines, but they don't have speakers.
>-Granted, you don't have enough technical knowledge to know which one would come first, but you just figure that the speakers would come before the arcade machines.
>And you know that they don't have computers yet, so it makes you wonder how they made those.
>...Probably magic or some shit.

>>28733771
>You imagine that the first consoles will probably use crystals instead of cartridges or something.
>Or maybe you'll have to do some kind of spell, maybe draw some runes under the thing to play.
>'You gotta draw this thing to save your game, but if you don't do it perfectly, you may conjure up a few console demons.'
>-Okay, you're thinking into this too much.
>And you're not even drunk.
>Not that you really expect yourself to be tonight, though.
>-Or at least not enough to forget the night entirely.
>You don't think spiked root beer could really do that to you easily.
>A thought enters your mind.
"So Vannie, do you remember the last time we all drank together?"
>She stares off for a bit, then slowly nods, a tinge of red in her cheeks.
"...What exactly happened, anyways?"
>She looks up at you, then turns back to her drink, cheeks burning more.
>"I-I don't remember."
"But you just said you did."
>"O-oh, I-I did? Silly me, hah hah, haaah..."
>That was the fakest laugh you've ever heard in your entire life.
>...Second place was that time when stallion-guy-Dave was trying to tell you he wasn't crying in front of you.
>Just tears all over his face, and he was like, 'i-its cold, my eyes dried up!'
>Except it was mid-summer.
>And you then spent like, two hours trying to calm him down, all while he told you about the stuffed bear that he lost.
>Still to this day, the only guy you've seen cry here.
>-And the only one that's been nice, really.
>That's not to say that every other guy's a dick... but you've yet to really see otherwise.
>-Which makes you feel worse for not knowing his name.

woo split posts

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>>28731942
Carful's reaction to anon asking that.

>>28733771
>>They clearly have arcade machines, but they don't have speakers.
>>-Granted, you don't have enough technical knowledge to know which one would come first, but you just figure that the speakers would come before the arcade machines.
>>And you know that they don't have computers yet, so it makes you wonder how they made those.
Technically you can make an arcade machine without knowing how to make speakers. Like if magnets confuse you and shit, but you have grasp of electronics. But then again without computers you can't really make a "go play Contra" arcade, only a "Super Space Pinball 3d" kind of arcade.
Unless you want to get super technical. But let's not.

>>28733880
I was wondering why she had floppy ears

>>28733780

>>28733899
huh, well, the more you know

>-BUT you digress.
>Judging by the look on Vannie's face, something really embarrassing probably happened that night.
>Which is well, something you'd expect, being so drunk you can't remember an entire night.
>But, you guess the good thing is that nothing bad came of it.
>Something embarrassing is much better than something depressing, or heated, or just downright scary.
>So, you decide not to press further.
>Instead, you take a sip of your drink, scoot a bit closer, and wrap an arm around her, which she joyously accepts.
>And seeing that smile on her face just makes you smile in return.
>-Oh shit, you still didn't really look at the menu.
>While you're there sipping, you bring the thing closer to you and look around at it.
>Every time you were meaning to look at it, something else would catch your attention, so you'd just end up staring at it, but not actually LOOKING at it, if that makes any sense.
>-And the second you say that, you notice Vannie looking up at you in your peripherals.
>But it's more like, the kind of look you'd give someone when they're nearby and you're trying to get their attention to say something, but you don't really know how to say it.
>You wonder if she's going to tell you what happened that one night.
>It being embarrassing just makes you more curious, though you wouldn't admit it.
>It's that inner gossipy girl trying to come out and ask for juicy details.
>-Especially if it was embarrassing on your part.
>...There's no karaoke bars in Ponyville, right?
>-Well, that'd probably end in pain for every party involved, knowing your voice.
>There's a reason you didn't last in high school choir.
>But, while you look at the menu, Vannie stays silent.
>And your eyes move around, but now you just feel curious as to what she's going to say.
>Which in turn, again pulls you away from the menu right in front of your face.
>-Oooh, that sandwich looks pretty good, though.

>>28733919
>The second you focus on that sexy-looking sandwich, Vannie sighs, and turns back to her drink.
>-Oh shit, maybe she was finally going to tell you what was keeping her down?
>At least she thought about it for a moment instead of telling you everything is just 'fine'.
>It means progress.
>-Out of the corner of your other eye, the waitress pony peeks her head around the corner and looks at you both.
>All you see are her eyes and ears poking out, one flopped over like she's hearing out for something.
>It's goddamn adorable, if you do say so yourself.
>Once she sees that you and Vannie are no longer in distress, she casually walks over with a smile on her face.
>"So, it maaay be too soon, but do you two feel ready to order? Appetizers, perhaps?"
>-FUCK you didn't look at the appetizers!
>And you could really go for something right now.
>You're starving like every child in Afri...
>-Well, you can't really starve when you're dead, can you?
>Shaking the thought away, you remember a few things from the last time you were here.
>Which was, man, holy shit, a long, LONG time ago.
>But that was a good day.
"How about... the three cheese cheese sticks, and that huge nacho mountain... thing?"
>She looks at you for a moment, as if trying to understand what the hell you just said.
>Then she perks up a bit, nods, then writes it all down on that notepad of hers.
>"Okaaay, aaand, main dishes yet, or nooo?"
>You and Vannie share another look before you quickly shake your heads.
>"Okay okay, oookay! I'll have it all out in a bit!"
>She walks off, and you weirdly feel accomplished for remembering appetizers.
>It really was a long damn time ago.
>"...Three cheese cheese sticks?"
"-Hell yeah. If I'm going to die, I'll be eating those to the grave."
>She gives you an amused smile that also just screams, 'oh shut up'.
>And you hug her a bit closer, getting a small, very bat-sounding squeak in response.
>It's like you're hugging an armored pillow.

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>>28734076
>>All you see are her eyes and ears poking out, one flopped over like she's hearing out for something.
qt

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>>28734076
>>And you hug her a bit closer, getting a small, very bat-sounding squeak in response.
>>It's like you're hugging an armored pillow.
HHHHNGGGG

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>>28733178
pic related from a few threads back.

'canon' color scheme is dark red mane, light creamy coffee coat, cutie-mark bronze pocketwatch with gears exposed. long mane and tail. I like the style in 'gee anon.'

more Careful tomorrow ~ 0900 PST.

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>tfw you return and see nice feedback

>>28732391
Thank you, yes I did, just for you senpai
now I just need to get the colors right

>>28733083
some artists just want to see the world burn

>>28733771
the feels are real with this one

>>28734076
The disgusting bat deserves further insults but I'm not writing anymore material for you. Ditch the bat!

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>>28735278
k

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>>28734076
>And you hug her a bit closer, getting a small, very bat-sounding squeak in response.
I'm gonna end up dead from diabeetus before you finish this story if you keep this up

>>28735426
Oh shit, that's qt.

>>28736818
Carefuls watch is dead
rest in peace you cute little mare

>>28710131
>You start with your socks, flinging them away.
>Careful looks at your feet.
>She gestures with a hoof.
>"Toes."
"Th-thanks."
>"Can you pick stuff up with them?"
"They're for balancing."
>"Ah," she says, nodding knowledgeably.

>Then the jeans.
>No ceremony.
>"You dooo," says Careful.

>You think you're blushing again.
>Deflect, Anon! Deflect!
"You have some funny kinks for a horse."
>She scrunches her muzzle.
>"Oh, I'm sorry for paying you a compliment!"
>The huff is real, Anon.
"Have I mentioned how pretty you look tonight?"
>"Have I mentioned your plaid undies look goofy?"
"Owch."

>You stick out your lower lip and try your best to look terribly hurt.
>It works.
>"Aww... okay. I like plaid."
"I have a few other pairs at home if you'd like some. Nice to sleep in."
>"There's even a hole for my tail!"
"Y-yeah."

>You look up at her.
>One shit-eating grin: accounted for.
"Funny. You want these off, too?"
>"If this is how you sleep, you're good."
>She hops up, leans in, and kisses your ear.
>"... I'll stay naked, though!"

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>>28737137
>not being able to pick stuff up with his toes

>>28737137
Curious horse a curious.

Curious Watch.

>>28737137
She's such a cute fucking horse
you better snuggle her so hard

>>28737137
Why are guardmares so much more adorable then regular mares?

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>>28737137
No one will ever love you the way Careful does

and shes not real

>>28737137
Sooooo we're gonna breed the mare right? Please tell me we are

>>28737444
trips confirm, breeding must happen

>>28737444
She will be breed, and there will be much cuddling.

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>>28737484
>She will be breed
>ywn try to impregnate mare so hard that she will become a verb describing your efforts
Why liv

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>>28737530
>Why liv
so that you can make guardmare be breed haven't you been paying attention?

>>28737634
She's not real

>>28737444
No, cuddling.

>>28737656
not with that attitude

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>>28737137
>"... I'll stay naked, though"

L-lewd!

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>>28737137
>"... I'll stay naked, though!"
Yes. Maximum coat-covered surface exposed for optimized comfiness and warm snuggles.
Lewd is fine too

>>28738690
fur on skin is coziest

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Now in color
I will change them if requested by blu or cc

>>28738782
Aww I love Careful so much. She's very pretty.

>>28738782
>tfw no cuddly mares

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>>28738868

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>>28738782
>>28738782
huh, the hair makes me think of someone....

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>>28738813

>>28739021
I'd gently hold her ears and rub them for days. And grab her by the hoof and drag her to bed with me.

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>>28739031

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>>28739021
>>28739164
The more guardmare art there is the better. We're dreadfully low right now.

>>28739164
>>28739021
Oh my gosh I love you so much for all these

>>28739186
expect more after I am back from sleep

>>28739196
I love you too Anon

More Careful soon™.

>>28739021
>>28739164
this is a man who likes his ears. thanks for the art.

>>28738782
love it.

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>>28739021
>those hips
>that face
>that blush

>>28739505
What's your pen-name and do you draw clop?

>>28738928
Big brother?

Any new smut green?

>>28739712
>>28739164
>>28739021

>do you draw clop
This question. Also what's your artist name online? Surely you have one.

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>>28739712
I use "geodesic" on pastebin. Should I use that here?

If only I could draw well. Unless you're asking the other guy. I did doodle Moondancer in armor for a previous thread header, though.

>>28739021
Please tell me you draw porn.

>>28740004
Wrong guy, t b h. Is fine though. Maybe instead of a doodle you could show us a really worked on piece?

>>28734076
>Honestly, you don't understand why you of all people took the spot of 'last human ever', but you're at least glad you've got a few good things out of it.
>Specifically, two amazing things.
>The thought dwells in your mind while you reach your other hand over, lightly rubbing Vannie's ears.
>Her fluffy, fluffy ears.
>They're just so goddamn soft.
>You swear you can hear her purring again under your touch.
>It's so odd, but simultaneously the cutest thing ever.
>She leans into it with a smile on her face.
"...Man, what did I do to deserve Luna's best guard in Equestria?"
>-You had to stop yourself from saying Earth instead.
>She perks up a bit more and looks up at you, pupils wide and disbelieving.
>-Well, as wide as they can get, seeing how they're different from other ponies.
>"...R-really? Do... do you mean that?"
>You can just see her starting to bubble with excitement.
"-No, of course not."
>She freezes.
>You pick her up into another hug.
"I mean every single bit of it."
>She lets out a little gasp, and takes a second before she crushes you with a hug back.
>-No, she actually CRUSHES you this time.
>You wheeze a bit, trying to take some air back in your lungs, but not do it loud enough as to ruin the moment for her.
>But holy shit, you feel like you're stuck in a soft trash compactor.
>"Th-that's the nicest thing a-anypony's said to m-me..."
>You feel her starting to shake in your arms again.
>Then her hooves move over to your neck-
>-And there goes your windpipe, crushed by a batmare's hooves.
>The wheeze you let out this time is loud enough for her to hear, so she gasps and relieves a bit of the pressure.
>"S-sorry, Anon!"
>Like a fish out of water, you start to breathe again.
"N-no, i-it's alright."
>Slowly after you get air back into your lungs, you notice that she's right in front of your own face, looking at you worriedly.
"Man, you've got one hell of a grip, Vannie. Remind me not to get on your bad side."
>Another gentle smile graces her face.

>>28726973
The radio said, "No Vannie. You are the cuddles." And then Vannie was a cuddles.

>"I-I've been called a FLYING RODENT before! B-bats aren't even't in the s-same family as rodents!"
Kek

>>28737137
>Warm pone on bare skin
...I want this so badly.

>>28740680
I've never loved OCs before. You monster, what have you done to me?

>>28737311
Hard, cold exterior. Have to be for the job, protecting and shit.

But then they're qt's on the inside.

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>>28739186
Pleb

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>>28740680
YES
TOUCH THE FLUFFY EARS

>>28737634
god that image never gets old.

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>>28700496
The cutest guard couple of them all.

>>28741333
Trips confirm, EqP is top-tier guardartist.

Since the anonfilly thread has been overrun with shitposters, I'm glad to see atleast this place is thriving.

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>>28741384
>anonfilly

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>>28741670

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>>28741670
>>28741697
Trixie is fantastic.

I'm glad she's back.

>>28740680
Rut the bat!

>>28740680
now we kiss the bat

>>28740004
Oh youre the guy who gets triggered whenever anyone tells you your self inserts name is shit. Neat

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>>28742452

>>28739505
Thanks Senpai!

>>28739712
>>28739771
>>28740039
I do draw clop, did a request not long ago over on Anonfilly thread.
It's uploaded on derpi under the alias doubleP
though my actual name is duop-qoub

>>28741244
Always touch fluffy ears.

>>28741384
>>28742641
So, did we just absorb the Anonfilly thread or what?

>>28743068
+200EXP

>>28743068
Anonfilly getting a guard green?
Anonfilly being a guard green?

>>28742452
Do I do this in another general? I don't know what you're talking about friendo

>>28743075
>>28743073
>>28743068
>anonfilly
Git outta ere.
Kidanon with a mature guardsmare however...

>>28742641
To be honest, the stuff you've uploaded to derpi is good, but half the quality of >>28739021 and >>28739164

Please draw some careful clop in the style of >>28739021

>>28741384
That thread is fucking cancer.
Fuck off.

>>28743086
>It is within my Operational Procedures that I perform the /ss/ with you my young charge.
>I-I need an adult
>I am an adult~
>A responsible one!

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>>28743208
thanks a lot Anon, I guess I just love the stories and mares in this thread a lot and maybe that shows in my art?
Regardless, I am happy as long as you guys enjoy it.
Once the lewds are written I will draw it

>>28743355
Fucking cute

>you are Anon and the love of your life is also your guard
>she protects you but dies in the process
>you never deserved protection
>you should have been the one to protect her
>Celestia simply assigns you a new guard
>feels are beyound physical possibility
>you kill yourself to safe the universe
>rewind
>you are a guard mare and the love of your life is also the one you need to protect
>he protects you from his own assassination but dies in the process
>you never deserved protection
>you should have been the one to protect him
>Celestia simply fires you
>feels are beyound physical possibility
>you kill yourself to safe the universe
>rewind?

>>28743355
>Once the lewds are written I will draw it
Dubs confirms. Get on it CW Anon and Blu.
Also that is real cute.

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>>28743355
Man you must draw sick Octavia with those donkey ears

>>28744111
Dubs and trips in the same post? doubleP must draw this now.

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>>28744111
>>28744134

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>>28744341

>>28744341
Now I need green of this.
Also, DAMN. That ass is fat. Unf.

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>>28744341
>>28743355

Your pones are too
CUTE
U
T
E

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>>28744341
Giving you a quick tip pham. You're good as hell. but this noticeable to me.
Look at your muzzle and face shapes.
>>28739021 and >>28739164 are all one, like a cute-af-pony.

>>28744341 is also cute-af, but her head is a circle with a muzzle on it.

The first two look definitely better. Made a quick pic in where I outlined them to better show you.

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>>28744627
thanks!

>>28744686
Thanks a lot for the feedback! I will keep that in mind next time and try to improve.

>>28744562
>"PRIVATE WHY IS YOUR TAIL ALL OVER THE FLOOR!?"
>"DO YOU INTENT TO CLEAN THE FLOOR WITH YOUR TAIL!? BECAUSE I CAN CERTAINLY ARRANGE THAT FOR YOU!"
"n..no sir"
>"THEN GET IT IN ORDER"

>>28744721
have her tail wrapped so its always lifted upwards

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>>28744726
God
Yes

>>28744721
Octy is a cute. I love the idea of her, for some reason, being placed into the guards group. It's out of her element I guess. Plus it could be an interesting talking point for her and Anon.

>>28745239
There could be a point in time where Equestria started to dip into the female population for a draft (there aren't many males it seems, based on the show) and Tayvia just happened to get caught up in it. But since she's used to finer things they put her in the castle as standard guard cause she already has the proper etiquette and demeanor.

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>>28744721
One complaint - scared poner = floppy ears. You can't draw them fully erect all the time

>>28745858
nah, that's more surprised than anything. or shocked.

like, "holy shit what the FUCK am i still doing here?"

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>>28745940
I just created a headcanon that Octi is secretly into some serious gachimuchi, and in Equestria it has to do with guards. Imagine her face and conflicted feeling when she was drafted with "Barracks Master 4" running in the background

>>28745781
Octy isn't used to doing any type of guard work, so they make her "guard" the hairless ape.

>>28746286
Yeah pretty much. I was thinking more since she is "high class" already so they would want to put her in a position that she is most likely to be somewhat familiar with (in a loose sense).

>>28744721
I'd fuck that.

>>28740680
>It's a deceiving smile for how strong he is.
>Like a buggy with a Lamborghini engine in it.
>You can never know what's under the hood.
>-And Pegasi are supposed to be the lightest ponies out of all three!
>Though, you guess Vannie here isn't necessarily a Pegasus.
>Unless they have like, subcategories or something.
>-Alright, you're thinking too far into this.
>Just hug the bat.
>You do as the strange, compelling force tells you to and hug, simultaneously rubbing them ears with your other hand.
>The way she leans in, and the purring, really makes you think she's more cat than bat.
>Maybe some coffee was spilled while writing the books or something.
>Everyone's got it wrong, these are flying cat ponies.
>And you know, you do remember hearing that cats liked rubbing against things like this.
>And if they rubbed their head against you, it was because they now considered you an honorary member of their family.
>Which Vannie's doing a lot of.
>You can't help but grin at the sight.
"You know, I can understand why other mares see you as a threat."
>She opens her eyes, looking at you curiously.
"You're just too cute NOT to be."
>You nod to the side.
"-While also being strong enough to probably break every bone in my body five times over."
>She pauses.
>"You... you think I'm cute?"

>>28746708
"Have I shat in the Everfree?"
>She just stares at you.
"Yes, the answer is yes... Those were some hard times."
>This gets a little giggle out of her.
>Man, you are just on goddamn FIRE tonight.
>Had to crank up 'comedic relief friend' up to eleven, but it's proven very effective so far.
>It is kind of what you excel at.
>-Not that you've had many, well, PHYSICAL friends to try it out on in your adult life, but still.
>You weren't THAT lonely in high school.
>-The second that silence makes its way between you two, you see the missus Plot Advance come on by with two plates balanced on her back.
>Seriously, there is just no way she happens to come by when you and Vannie aren't talking.
>She probably just peeks and listens out a lot more than you give her credit for.
>And really, you'd rather just get the food WHILE you're talking, especially because talking is one of the main ways you pass the time until then.
>Or in some cases, the opposite.
>It keeps you from complaining about being hungry constantly.
>But, watching those nachos and cheese sticks walk by, it's hard to even remember what irritated you in the first place.
>Ohhh, man.
>There's so many of them...
>She places that shit on the table-
>-FUCK you still didn't look at the menu.
>Like you're connected to a hive mind, you and Vannie immediately turn towards the menu and start viciously browsing.
>Not that there's anything wrong with waiting a while, but by the time that you order, you've already seen everyone else that was prepared just enjoy their meal, and now you're fucking hungrier.
>Then, by the time you're enjoying your own food, you CAN'T really enjoy it because now everyone is waiting on your ass so they can leave, then it's like-
>-MENU GODDAMN IT