This fucker in Equestria

>>28696376
piss drinking

>>28696376
fakes his way till he is stuck doing "celebrity" vs. wild

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>>28696376
how many of these threads are you gonna make today?

>>28696376
>x in questria #0912019 wat do boogaloo
You get yelled at by your mom to get off 4chan and go to bed.

>>28696388
All of them
>>28696383
He gave himself an enema on a raft he built floating in the ocean on camera. He wasn't fucking faking it

>>28696394
>cut scene
>"roit chaps, wip eut the fish 'n chips"

>>28696376
Spends his days jumping across giant holes in the ground instead of walking around them, tumbling down a ravine when there's a nice smooth path just off-screen, and yes, drinking his own piss in the middle of the Everfree Forest.

And at night, he sleeps comfortably in the Canterlot Grand Hotel.

>>28696380
came to say this

>>28696408
Yea, if you want uncut and real survival shit then don't do Bear Grylls, he does things kind of scripted for the sake of good TV and demonstration. He takes a lot of risks that someone who's actually trying to survive would NEVER take. I'm not saying that he doesn't know what he's doing, but he's very bad at explaining the difference between what can be done and what should be done.

That being said, Dual Survival, both versions, is pretty good for that sort of stuff, as if they do take intentional risks for the sake of demonstration they go out of their way to clarify that. The best is probably Survivorman with Les Stroud, since they just drop him the fuck off with his own camera and tell him to survive on his own. There ain't no cutting to a bag of crisps there, just a dude literally surviving while lugging around a bunch of camera equipment to boot.

Seriously though Bear Grylls is super over rated and Les Stroud is super under rated.

>>28696376
He goes off to survive in the Everfree before killing and eating one of fluttershy's animal friends for food with a side of piss