Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends! Issue #38

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>>28694689
>You will never be on an awkward date with Masked Matterhorn
>That was set up by Sunset.
>Even though you wanted date Shimmy.

>>28694689
>(Gave up on Shimmering)
Not... entirely true, I'm just real tired lately.
Classes doubling down on my workload haven't made things easier.
I'm gonna try and listen to stuff to adjust my mood so it's less depressive.
Sorry again, everyone. Trying to do better.

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>>28694701
That image, you like pic related don't you Anon?

>>28694701
This seems interesting.

>>28694746
I like that story a lot.

>>28694746
Nope never heard of it.

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>>28694689
>You find out that Spider Shim's guilty pleasure is to watch soap operas.

>>28694751
See>>28694749
But seriously if you like lesbian horse women fanfition this is by far one of the best.

>>28694689
Where is everyone?

>>28694998
I'm napping to recharge my energy.
No idea about everyone else, though.

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>>28694746

>>28694689
Continued from the last thread

>It was just your mom asking you to pick up some milk or something.
> ‘You better go get it now. You might forget to do it later.’
‘Good point. Maybe i can grab a soda or something on the way.’
> ‘Chocolate.’
‘Fine, and some chocolate.’
>Letting out a tired sigh, you walk down the road towards the store near your house.
>On the way, you see a group of people running into a store wearing the same jackets and ski masks.
> ‘Host…’
‘I know.’
>You walk into an alleyway as the suit forms over your body.
>This seems to be a trend when you suit up.
>You shot a webline at a building across the street, using it to launch yourself into the air.

>Be Sunset and you’re in quite the pickle right now.
>On your way home, you were thinking of what to do about the Pinkie situation when something happened.
>Lost in your own thoughts, you went into a store to buy a few ...personal things when a group of people ran through the front door.
>You weren’t paying attention to what you were doing as you bumped into one of the guys.
>The guy then pushed you into one of the aisles as they were rounding up everyone in the store.
>Surprisingly there was only about twenty people in this store.
>Looking at the group in front of you, you could see then pulling out different guns from their jackets.
> “Now I'm sure you know by now but you're being used as hostages.”
>The people behind you started to get a bit worried as their cries were heard.
> “If anyone tries anything, you'll be gunned down before you can blink.”
>A couple of them run off as the sounds cash registers being broken was heard.
>You wanted nothing more than to bust their heads open and tie them up but you couldn't risk the people and your identity.
>Even if you beat these robber, the group behind you could report this and you can say goodbye to your social life.

>>28695352
>You were brought out of your internal monolog by one of the remaining robbers taking to his boss.
> “Boss, maybe we should take one of them as a hostage. You know, incase things get dicey.”
>The head robber takes a look at everyone.
> “That could work but who to choose?”
>He walks in front of a mother and child.
> “A kid would get them to back off but the kid’s too small. And the lady would struggle if we separate them.”
>He walks away from them and stands in front of an elderly couple.
> “The old people would be good shields but they're a bit slow.”
>He’s now in front you and a bunch of students.
> “The kids would probably be the best but which one.”
>He was interrupted by one of his underlings running up to him.
> “We got all the money.”
>The boss nodded at the underling while stroking his chin.
> “Now which of you will be the lucky one.”
>He reaches out to touch you when a webline hits his hand.
> “What? Spider-Woman’s here?”
>Everyone looks up to not see Spider-Woman, because you’re her, but they see a person in a white bodysuit with a black spider symbol and eye markings on the ceiling.
>It was Tonic and you’re not sure if you’re lucky or not.
>The crooks look at him in confusion as he tilts his head to the side.
> “SUP.”
>He shot a bunch of webs at their guns and pulled his arms back making the weapons fly out of their hands.
>With them disarmed, Tonic jumps off the ceiling and lands on his feet.
> “So gonna give up?”
>The robbers pull out knives and collapsible batons while slowly walking towards him.
> “It’s always the hard way with you guys.”
>One guy runs at Tonic, screaming like one of those anime guys with his arm raised over his head.
>Tonic just stands there as the one guy gets closer and swings his arm down
>He wasn’t able to hit anything as Tonic grabs his hand, mid swing.
>Realizing his current position, the gun ho robber looks up at Tonic in fear.
> “Mercy?”
> “NO.”

>>28695352
Is it seriously too difficult to link to the post from last thread

>>28680557

>>28695365
>The White suited hero doesn’t look amused as he lifts the guy up and throws him out the door.
>The others were getting nervous as they saw one of their own getting thrown like a basketball but it didn't stop them.
>One by one, the robbers tried their hands at taking down Tonic but they all shared the same fate.
>Getting thrown or kicked through the door.
>Soon all that was left was the boss and he was shaking in his boots.
>Seeing that he had no way, he grabbed the nearest person and used them like a human shield.
>Unfortunately you were the closest to him as he held a knife to your throat.
> “Don’t move.”
>Tonic just stands there as the guy shakily tries to get you to move with him.
> “If you get any closer, the girl dies.”
>You don’t understand why Tonic started to laugh at this guy like he said a funny joke.
> “YOU WON'T KILL HER.”
>The boss stops and holds the knife a little closer to your throat.
> “I'll do it, then her blood will be on your hands. I know how you heroes think.”
>Tonic stops laughing as he tilts his head slightly.
> “THEN YOU'LL HAVE NO SHIELD. ALSO SPIDER-WOMAN'S BEHIND YOU.”
>The boss takes the knife away from your neck as you used this opportunity to break his hold on you.
>By ramming your elbow into his gut.
>This caused him to let go of you while he stumbled backwards.
>Finally free, your spider sense goes off as you move to the side in time to see Tonic drop kick the robber into a candy rack.
>The boss falls to the floor as candy and snacks are showering him in the sugary goodness.
>Tonic walks over to the guy and kicks him but the robber doesn’t move.
> “GUESS HE'S DONE FOR. ANY OF YOU INJURED?”
>The rest of the hostages shake their heads negatively.
> “GOOD, NOW SOMEONE CALL THE COPS. I GOT SOMEWHERE I NEED TO BE.”
>He then runs out the door and began to web swing away.
>You ran out the door while pulling out your phone and quickly dialed a number.

>>28695386
I'm lazy ok.

>>28695391
>The phone rings for a moment before a sophisticated voice answered, “Hello, Sunset.”
“Rarity where are you? I just found Tonic and I'm chasing him.”
> “My word, do you need help?”
“Yes, i think i will. Suit up and track my phone. I'm gonna try and follow him.”
> “I'll be there as soon as possible but please, do be careful.”
“Always.”
>You hung up your phone and ran into an alleyway.


>Be Anon.
>You feel good for some strange reason.
> ‘You gonna get your stuff now?’
‘I will once I can change.’
>After a couple minutes of swinging you land on the roof of a warehouse.
‘This looks like a good place to change.’
> ‘Are you sure, host? Someone could be watching.’
‘Relax. We're a few minutes away from that store and they couldn't of followed us.’
>While talking to Tonic, you heard a loud thud like noise behind you.
>Turning around you come face to face with Spider-Woman herself.
> “Hello, Tonic. We need to talk.”

That's all I have for now. How will Tonic survive talking to Spider-Woman? Will Rarity make it in time to add her two cents? Stay tuned

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>>28695409
>I'm lazy ok.

>>28695409
Nice, and why did Tonic's lines have caps lock on? Also goodnight thread.

>>28695663
Wanted to makes sure everyone knows he has a demon like voice

>>28695682
That's why all of the Scarabs lines use "}" in my green, to make sure that people know that it sounds different than Anons voice.

>>28695718
Fuck now I'm doing it.

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>>28694689
Comfy winter greens when?

>>28694689
Hello?

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>>28696217
Kinda lonely tonight, huh?

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>>28696251
I know.

>>28696251
At least we have some green for now

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So every Sunset in each story has been post reformation Sunny.
But what would happen if it were Bully Sunny who suddenly got spider powers?

>page 10
You madmen

>>28697562
Hopefully the rest of the week will be better.

>>28696543
Prolly something like Kaine
Grumpy "not a hero" with a no-bullshit policy

>>28697783
I see her being a villain and kidnapping Anon a lot

>>28694769
>Clase 406
>Simplemente Maria
>Rebelde

>>28695409
>>28692483
Why lie trepps? You said no cliffhanger but it certainly looks like you failed on that.

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Does she make little whinnies when she sleeps?

>>28698457
I meant action cliffhangers

>>28696543
She would lose her Uncle Ben equivalent and become reformed Sunset.

>>28696543
she'd be more like black cat

>>28698592
So does this mean when the Black Cat comes into play, she's a hero?

>>28698464
Fair enough. You know normally a call you out on being a dick and using cliffhangers all the time but you're that consistent with quality updates I'm hardly bothered by it at all.

>>28698810
nope, it would mean smut

>>28698818
Understandable, when I stoped for the night I was at were the guy asked for mercy. Didn't seem like a good place to stop.

>>28698820
Evil Sunset fucking Anon? In or out of the suit?

>>28698826
>Evil Sunset fucking Anon? In or out of the suit?
>implying anyone imagines Anon as Black Cat

>>28698826
Too late, it was already discussed during the first few threads

>>28698833
Meant to like this >>28698839

>>28698839
yeah, but who actually liked it? I know I didn't

>>28698848
Who would be Black cat then? I'm curious who would Sunset do it with

>>28698857
I'm fine with Black cat anon. Don't know what the fuck he's on about >>28698833

>>28698857
any secondary villain or helper thereof, Black Cat needs someone with a more sexy confidence.
So Trixie, Lemon Zest or Indigo Zap
Those are my picks

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>>28698888
>Black cat is robbing rich Anon
>Spider shimmer shows up to stop her
>Anon was having a shower at the time
>Anon hears the girls
>Runs in naked
>girls see naked wet Anon
>gets horny
>sex happens
>fin

>>28698910
I am cool with this, is Anon Iron Man?

>>28698924
Who else could afford a livingroom that can turn in a jacuzzi.

>>28698949
>>28698924
>>28698910
ah, so you guys just want cheap porn

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>>28698956

>>28698978
I want quality porn

>>28698949
Batman.
Green Arrow.
Atom.

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>"Yes, yes, but when will woman of spiders pay rent?"

>>28698984
Marvel, not DC. So Anon could be Hawkeye.

>>28698983
Same here

>>28698990
Like the idea

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>"Well Anon I'm waiting~"

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>>28699040

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>>28694689

>>28699047
>>28699043
>>28699040
one of these is not like the others

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>>28699072
Yeah that one is not posted by me.

>>28699077
we so often see her showing much skin
I'd totally treat her sun burn

*guitar plays in distance*
http://youtu.be/Div0iP65aZo

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>>28699084
She is used to not wearing clothes.

>>28699087
we need to tell her about the dangers of skin cancer

>>28699086
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>28699086
I haven't seen the past maybe 3 xmen
did mday happen?
is that girl X23?

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>>28699094
It's the fall she'll be fine.

>>28699109
I just worry about my sunny

Continuing from the pastebin

>You are Spider-Girl
>You, Aether and Screwball finally have that clown in your sights
>He is standing on a portable stage behind a truck
>There are several police cars, a SWAT van and a police helicopter surrounding the truck
>You also see some reporters with their cameramen, some of them turn towards you
>It looks like this is live on every media outlet in the country
>No pressure
>Looks like the clown also spotted you, because he pulls out a microphone
>"Ah, my VIP guests." He bows, grinning the whole time. "Welcome, welcome, please come up to the stage. My tricks require some 'voluteers'."
>He giggles between his teeth.
>You are all just in front of the stage when Fem stops and motions you to stop
>"What do you want?" Fem asks
>He pulls out a revolver and holds it against a woman's temple
>You didn't realize she was there before, there is also a man on the stage both are just standing
>"These fine people of law have come here by their own volution." He gives you all a funny look. "You remember I wanted a judge and an attorney present, right?"
>None of you say anything. He seems upset by this.
>"So that's how it is, huh? I told you to get on the stage, you didn't." He cocks the gun and starts waving it around.
>"I thought you didnt hear me so I let it slide, you know? Because I'm a nice guy." He laughs but his laugh is cut abruptly.
>"But, then I ask you a question. Because this is important to me. Do you understand? I worked so hard for this." He is still smiling but his tone of voice doesn't have a fraction of a hint of that smile.
>Fem cuts in.
>"Let them go clown." He suddenly shoots the woman in her leg. She screams in pain before falling down.
>You all start moving in to stop him but he kneels down and puts the gun in woman's mouth and raises a finger towards you. "A-Ah!"
>Threat is clear, you all freeze
>"On to the stage." He says. This time you follow through.

>>28699294
le gasp

>>28699294
>When you are all on the stage, he stands up, leaving the poor woman to lay down
>You realize he is probably outside of Fem's range
>"Now, I would like to remind you that my friends there, " he points to the screen that three masked clowns are watching the scene, "will blow this city to pieces if anything happens to me."
>"However, " he continues, "I'd like you give you all a chance. I would hate to have an unfair advantage." Again he laughs loudly.
>"You, dear heroes, and not anyone else," he points to the policemen aiming at him, "have a chance to strike me down, right now, without anyone else getting hurt."
>You start to make your move but he cuts you off as he points the gun to the woman once again.
>"Let me finish," he goes on. "The catch is, you have to kill me."
>What?
>He drops the gun on the ground and opens his arms.
>"Come on heroes, this is your chance. Kill me and save the day."
>You could end this.
>"I don't have all day."
"What will we do?" You ask to your team.
>"W-we kill him." Aether says as she draws her sword.
>"Oh, I like that." Clown comments. "You've got spirit. Do it. Cut me down."
>Fem's grip on the sword thightens
>You should do something, but what?
>You can't let her do it, she is your friend
>You must help her, but... how?
>You should be the one that kills him
>Thought crosses your mind
>You've already done horrible things
>It would be just one more deed to add to the list
>You could live with that, but can she?
>Let's not forget that she is here because of you
>You dragged her into this in the Sugarcube Corner
>She was so happy and playful back there
>Now she is preparing herself for the murder she decided to commit
>She straightens her back and takes a deep breath before taking a couple determined steps towards her target
>Clown's creepy smile widens to a terrifying degree
"NO!" You shout as you grab your friend by the arm. "Let me do it."

That's it for now

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>>28699517
Fug dude. Shimmy's gonna' need some serious help after this. Unless you're going for a "Killing Joke" with this...

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Have a dick Superpowers Cyoa, PURPLE I AM LOOKING AT YOU FUCKER!

>>28699585
I'm not okay with this

>>28699589
Take the healing tentacle cocks. Also other people, post your choices.

Ok, im shortly back from the dead, but mostly just to tell you the obvious that i wont be writting anymore green for some time but mostly due to the fact that i am busy studying lately i will eventually try to write again when/if i get the time for it
and is that in the op ment seriously?

>>28699635
bloke is just doing his last twitches before he dies
happy to have you back

>>28699654
i wouldnt say im back, id reather say im momentarly undead

>>28699670
We talking Blackest Night undead, or Marvel Zombies undead?

>>28699688
i honestly have no idea...

>>28699705
id say shawn of the dead undead. mostly dead but a bit of the former life/personality is still there

>>28699748
so you can mindlessly write?
then there are two of us.

>>28699767
more like continuing the planning the stories (and coming up with ideas for sequels without writting and with big gaps in it

>>28699792
you know you have to finish your story before you can make a sequel, right?
I for one am thinking of prequeling

>>28699809
thats the point and problem i have about writting i have ideas for events, but no idea how to fluently connect them and for somereason i morelikely than not come up with new events for in/after the story before connecting the events i decided to make happen

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>>28694689
Sunset has best ass.

>>28694689
A huge get is coming.

>>28699918
by far not in our thread though
but for all who are interested

>>28699999
>>28700000

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>>28694689
Sunny.

>>28699972
not even close

>>28699997
an attempt was made

>>28699550
I never read killing joke though

>>28700124
All you need to know about it is
>various states of undress
and
>batman kills the joker

>>28700427
>batman kills the joker
But that would make him a murderizer

>>28700427
>batman kills the joker
it's up for interpretation, just like the rest of the comic

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>>28700467
Not technically it's up for debate.

>>28700467
Their relationship had to end at some point.
A twisted farce that made Batman out to be a naive fool and the police generally incompetent.
So, I guess it truly was The Killing Joke.

>>28700515
Even the part where he rapes the Joker?
Then again, Lex Luthor was the only one in the panel with Batman and-
Oh my god!

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>>28694689
>She grabs your dick and looks at you this way.

>>28700933
>Thwip
>Her hand is accidently stuck on your exposed dick.
>And it had to happen when you are in camp.
>You hear rustling bushes.
Wat do?

>>28700965
Play dead?

>>28700978
>You collapse playing dead on your stomach.
>Sunset's hand is still attached to your dick.
>Now her hand and dick are covered in dirt.

>>28701002
>Your dick

>>28700556
But Batsy loves him

>>28701002
>rape

>>28701002
Go on

>>28701485
I was hoping that other writefriends would continue it.

>>28701517
Most of us have enough on our plates as is.

>>28701618
Got that right

bump from 9
>>28699585
Green, purple, blue, lavender, grey.
Spider Shimmer addicted to the D, just fuck her wounds away. And make the female villains behave.

>>28701517
Yeah, what future bloke said
But take the opportunity to write yourself

>>28699585
I'm bored.
Green, grey and Hot pink

>>28699585
none of these involve proper, full-body shape shifting
0/10

>>28703451
If anyone, it would be keats to know anything about proper full budy lewds

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have a triple monitor wallpapers

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>She will never roleplay as another superhero

>>28703451
Green lets you cover someone's body entirely, does that help?

>>28704223
Again, Harley Quin is DC not Marvel. Get it right people.

>>28704290
You do realised this isn't a Marvel exclusive thread right?

>>28704582
They'll figure it out

>>28704223
>movie Harley Quinn costume
Sunset should know better than this

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>>28706048
Everyone knows arkham Harley has best costume

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>>28706148
you think so?

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>>28706148
>>28706199
Twilight did it better

>>28706219
>>28706199
>>28706148
am i the only one who prefers the original harley from the animated series?

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>>28706240

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>>28706219
pic related

>>28706240
Dr. Harleen Quinzel was the original one

>>28706240
I would like to see that

>>28706219
>You will never fuck Tara dressed up as Harley while she is using Twilight's voice.

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>>28706674
Mistah J is a lucky man

>>28706674
unf

>>28706240
I definitely prefer animated Harley.
A pitiable woman, but still evil, if only for a twisted, misplaced love.
The animated series was good at that.
Harley, Freeze, Hatter, etc.

>>28707162
>Not liking strong and independent Harley

>>28707177
You're goddamn right I don't.

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>>28707226
We knew you had shit taste, but now you're going full shit

>>28707226
It isn't a real Harley Quin, >>28707281
that is literal garbage. feel the shame of you neckbeard ancestors.

>>28707281
Worst.
Harley's a fucking /villain/.
She's a fucked up psychopathic Manson fangirl and any attempt to make her someone people look up to is fucking WRONG.

>>28707292
Abused girlfriend Harley is goddamn annoying

>>28707306
Read this you nutjob>>28707305

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>>28707305
>People actually think "muh puddin" Harley is better

>>28707305
>>28707321
>Character development is wrong

>>28707336
You don't actually know what the hell the psyco bitch has done do you? I wont say it, you need to break your own fantasy, have fun with it. Just know, she had a choice the entire time.

>>28707336
There's a difference between development and derailment.

One is earned, the other just happens "because".

That said, I'm /actually/ never going to budge on this issue.

>>28707367
You have good taste sir.

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>>28707353
>>28707367
Who else do we know that suddenly turned good "because"?

>>28707381
She had the friendship beaten into her, that's different.
Also, Sunny never /killed/ anyone.

>>28707391
>she had the friendship beaten into her
So did Harley

>>28707381
Friendship laser caused that, Harley was the product of feminist bitching and the writers caving to try to get their approval on the off chance they would read it. They don't and still bitch about it but besides the point. Harley is scum that knew exactly what she was doing and was completely willing the entire time. this too>>28707391

>>28707395
That was a regular beating, she will go back to Mister J where she belongs when she stabs them in the back. It was a lie.

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>>28707406

>>28707415
Hey, that planned worked before, and its a hero's duty to be gullible.

I like a Harley who is with Joker, BUT will step up to him when need be
http://youtu.be/47PwcEQm6pg

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>>28707438

>>28707472
Reminder that Joker is a cuck
http://youtu.be/oldtroLb3zw

>>28707353
Just because she did some fucked up things doesn't mean she can't be redeemed

>>28707580
But is she really? And also after some of the shit she's done it'd be a goddamn miracle if she didn't have one or two psychological disorders (D.I.D. and P.T.S.D. come to mind).

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>>28707629
Reminder that animated Harley quit crime and became a naggy grandma

>>28707629
Actually, now that I think about it, D.I.D. would explain the sudden shift in her character.

>>28707651
>implying you wouldn't nagging grandma

>>28707629
No worse than turning into a demon and trying to take over the world.
Or brainwashing your citizens into communism, and then going back to change time to an apocalyptic future

>>28707501
No one escapes the bat dick

>>28707735
Remind me, how many people did either Sunset or Starlight kill again? And as the comics have shown, the Joker is more than willing to kill. Though I really can't say whether Harley has killed for Joker I am quite certain that she has for Waller.

>>28707776
She doesn't have a choice when it comes to Waller

>>28707789
Still going to fuck her up.

>>28707807
She's not killing innocent people though

>>28707816
And? All I'm saying is that Harley cannot be right in the head.

>>28707830
Are you saying she's...damaged?
http://youtu.be/N6Qkrk_BzxE

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>>28707859

>>28707879
Maybe she's caught in a landslide
With no escape from reality

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>>28707893
>using a Queen song as a meme.

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>>28707918
I kek'd

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>>28707934
Filthy vigilantes

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>>28708516

Anyone want to make a muscle wizard Anon? I found that it is small enough to post the entire thing, I put it up in the morning if anyone is interested.

>>28709674
Do it man!

No update for now

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>>28711345
I'm proud of you

>>28711871
Why?

>>28711916
I left my laptop at work, and I was home sick since thursday

>>28711922
I'm not sure if your sarcastic or just messing with me. Gonna work on the next part later, I just can't get the right stuff going

>>28711929
I meant I can't really update for a while either.

>>28711933
OHHH I see. Just woke up but will start to work in a bit. Hopefully have an update later

>>28709674
Go for it

page 10

>>28709674
How would that go?

>>28694689
Continuing from where ever the hell we last left off. (http://pastebin.com/zANAAGcy)

>You are Anon.
>this first session with Xavier was not quite as bad as you thought.
>No explaining that what you know you know saw never happened, no prescriptions for psych meds, no trying to tell you family members are dead when they are not.
>No, just a conversation about your feelings and who you are as a seventeen-year-old who lost the use of his hands.
>At least Xavier can empathize with being crippled.
>Though throughout the session you felt kinda weird like he was looking through you.
>Like you were somehow transparent.
>It honestly weirds you out a little, but not enough to be a major problem.
>Now to return home and continue to wait for Grandma to come back from her “Spiritual Retreat”.
>If she’s even at some new-age “Crystals and water can heal your cancer if you believe hard enough and have pockets deep enough” bullcrap, and not just bumping uglies with Steve.
>And that was a mental image you definitely did not need.
>You’d much rather be thinking about Sunset’s spectacular spandex-suited body.
>Her long toned legs, with thighs that you believe might just be able to crush a watermelon.
>Those wide hips and apple shaped rear that just begs to rest on your face.
>Her flat, smooth stomach, that just curves inward just enough to accentuate her generous assets.
>That bust, oh the things you would do to those lovely melons.
>And her face, beautiful even when set in the foulest of scowls.
>Goddamn you would destroy her pussy if you had the chance.
>However now that chance seems further away than ever.
>What with how you just about sperged out when you found out that she is Spider-Woman.
>Now she probably wants nothing to do with you.

>>28714772
>You are Sunset Shimmer.
>After Anon the Blue Beetle, basically said that he would fuck you silly if given the chance, you felt the need to clear your head.
>And take a long cold shower.
>It’s not that you wouldn't take him up on that offer, he does have a rather nice body, well what you can see with the armor covering most of him.
>Just that the last few boyfriends you’ve had were only there to help increase your popularity, and if you got to have some fun with them from time to time neither of you complained.
>But after you and Flash split up, well you don’t know what people would think.
>Besides, with all the crime fighting you just don’t have the time for a boyfriend right now.
>Plus it would be irresponsible, what if he was killed because of you?
>Well Orion doesn’t seem to mind, though he was married before he donned the mantle of Ant-Man.
>Now that you think about it, Anon /is/ an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. himself.
>He could probably still defend himself, even if he is still fairly green…
>No. You need to focus on school and hero-ing first.

>>28714802
>You are Charles Xavier.
>The young man that is coming to you for counseling is a rather interesting case.
>He at first seemed completely uninterested in getting help from you until you began moving away from questions involving his childhood.
>Though that could be an indication of some form of trauma, it would require a greater level of trust on his part before you would feel confident enough to even start helping him work through that.
>But what’s even more troubling is what you found when you scanned his mind.
>No blocks on the powers that Leuten- Colonel Fury claimed he had, psychic or otherwise.
>Just a young man caught up in a world as far removed from his experience as one can be.
>In that sense he is hardly alone.
>In fact, you know quite a few young men and women who are in similar positions to him.
>But now, you have a meeting with the good Colonel to attend.

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>>28714834
And that's all I've got right now. Should have at least two more by tomorrow evening. Until then, have some short haired Sunny.

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>>28712500
>>28714744
WHAT HO FELLOW MUSCLE WIZARDS! Sorry it took so long just got up awhile ago and had some things to do. A) then I will make some lunch and post the thing.

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>>28715051
Part 1/8 maybe 9

>>28715119
please no

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>>28715119
part 2 of 7, I fucked up counting in the morning, yay.

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>>28715133
3/7
>>28715130
please yes

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>>28715139
4/7

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>>28715150
5/7

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>>28715161
6/7

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>>28715173
7/7 NOW GO FORTH MUSCLE MAGE AND LIFT THE STARS FOR A PILE DRIVER!

>>28714894
Love this story.

Today is kinda slow.

>>28715187
Sounds like one hell of a ride

>>28694689
Comfy couch cuddles green when?

>>28717204
so many green requests, so few active writefags

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>>28717204
Forgot pic.

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>>28717231
Coloured version.

>>28717271
>no more alternating and direct current

>>28717281
Don't ask why I changed it. Because I don't remember.

>>28717271
I would non-sexually cuddle her so hard.

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>>28717378
>non-sexually cuddle
You can do that?

>>28717390
>Not wanting to non-sexually cuddle your waifu.

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>>28717608
>Not cuddling your wife sexually and non-sexually simultaneously.

>>28717868
*waifu
Fucking phone.

>>28717881
Hey man how's it goin?

>>28718031
just got off of work, you?

>>28719008
Playing Vidya. I'm surprised how empty this thread is.

>>28719557
It's kinda eerie.

>>28719694
Someone say eerie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHZVBv6mdFU

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>>28720556

>>28694689
Did all the writefriends except for Spider Bloke 2099 die?

>>28721564
Yes. Now they are all spoopy skelingtons that write spoopy skelington porn.

>>28721564
yea

>>28721564
Nope just having a hard time writing at the moment

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You think sunset ever just underestimates the durability of glass?

>>28721825
Maybe?

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bump from 9

Still working on something bump

>>28723570
Make it a big something please. More than two or four posts.

>>28723647
No promises but I'll try

>>28723647
So three or five?

>>28724247
5 or 6

>>28721825
>Anon is taken hostage.
>He sees Shimmy swinging in.
>Wait can she break bullet proof glass?
>She hits the glass hard.
>https://youtu.be/jN7E9oCoh4M
>The robbers are laughing their asses off.
>Which distracted them enough for the police to rush in.

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Well, this shit just got dark.

>>28725777
What got dark?

>>28725833
Give me an hour and I'll show you.

>>28695409
>You stood there for what felt like hours as one thought ran through your head.
‘FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-’
> ‘Host, you need to calm down.’
‘UUUUUUUUUUU-’
> ‘Host, you need to stop.’
‘UUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK-’
> ‘HOST, CALM DOWN.’
>You stop your inner scream after that.
> ‘Host, she just wants to talk, so talk and be calm.’
‘.....You’re right. As long as I don’t do anything stupid, I’ll be fine.’
>Taking a deep breathe, you look at Spider-Woman.
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
>Spider-Woman holds her hands up in surrender as she takes a few steps forward.
> “Look, Tonic. I’m not here to fight, I just want to talk.”
>You narrow your eyes as she said that.
“THE LAST TIME WE MET, YOU LET TWO CRIMINALS GET AWAY.”
>She flinches a bit once you said that.
> ‘Host, I’m feeling something getting closer to us.’
>That seemed weird but if Tonic feels something coming near you, then you have to leave soon.
“NOW IF YOU DON’T MIND, I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE.”
>You walk to the edge of the building ready to jump if you need to.
> “Wait, you’re seriously gonna leave?”
>You look back at her, annoyed that she was trying to stop you.
“YES, NOW STOP BOTHERING ME.”


>Be Sunset, the Spider-Woman.
>You need to find a way to keep Tonic here until Rarity arrives.
>C’mon, you should be able to do this easily.
“Why did you help the people at the store?”
>You hear him sigh and then turn to look at you.
> “I just decided to help them. That’s it.”
>He then turned back to the edge, ready to leave.
>Crap, now you really need to do something.
>Thinking fast, you shot a web at him.
>Like you expected, he dodged the web and just looked at you.
> “What’s your problem?”

>>28725911
>You took a step forward to try and intimidate him, which failed.
“I’m gonna need to ask you a few things and you’re not leaving till I get my answers.”
>He shakes his head while he cracks his knuckles.
> “Don’t even think about it.”
>Against your better judgement, you shot more web at him as he jumped in the air.
>Once airborne, he shot his own web and began to swing away.
“Oh no you don’t.”
>You shot your on web and gave chase, hoping Rarity will find you soon.


>Be Rarity or Scream at this moment.
>After a day of web swinging, you started to see why Sunset loved this.
>Anyways you tried using the tracking device to find Sunset, and you can see she’s on the move.
“Is it too much trouble to stay in one place.”

Small update gonna try and have more tomorrow

>>28725923
Cool. Awaiting the good green.

>>28725777
Finished faster than I anticipated.
Continuing from >>28714834

>You are Anon.
>this first session with Xavier was not quite as bad as you thought.
>No explaining that what you know you know saw never happened, no prescriptions for psych meds, no trying to tell you family members are dead when they are not.
>No, just a conversation about your feelings and who you are as a seventeen-year-old who lost the use of his hands.
>At least Xavier can empathize with being crippled.
>Though throughout the session you felt kinda weird like he was looking through you.
>Like you were somehow transparent.
>It honestly weirds you out a little, but not enough to be a major problem.
>Now to return home and continue to wait for Grandma to come back from her “Spiritual Retreat”.
>If she’s even at some new-age “Crystals and water can heal your cancer if you believe hard enough and have pockets deep enough” bullcrap, and not just bumping uglies with Steve.
>And that was a mental image you definitely did not need.
>You’d much rather be thinking about Sunset’s spectacular spandex-suited body.
>Her long toned legs, with thighs that you believe might just be able to crush a watermelon.
>Those wide hips and apple shaped rear that just begs to rest on your face.
>Her flat, smooth stomach, that just curves inward just enough to accentuate her generous assets.
>That bust, oh the things you would do to those lovely melons.
>And her face, beautiful even when set in the foulest of scowls.
>Goddamn you would destroy her pussy if you had the chance.
>However now that chance seems further away than ever.
>What with how you just about sperged out when you found out that she is Spider-Woman.
>Now she probably wants nothing to do with you.

>>28726099
>You are Sunset Shimmer.
>After Anon the Blue Beetle, basically said that he would fuck you silly if given the chance, you felt the need to clear your head.
>And take a long cold shower.
>It’s not that you wouldn't take him up on that offer, he does have a rather nice body, well what you can see with the armor covering most of him.
>Just that the last few boyfriends you’ve had were only there to help increase your popularity, and if you got to have some fun with them from time to time neither of you complained.
>But after you and Flash split up, well you don’t know what people would think.
>Besides, with all the crime fighting you just don’t have the time for a boyfriend right now.
>Plus it would be irresponsible, what if he was killed because of you?
>Well Orion doesn’t seem to mind, though he was married before he donned the mantle of Ant-Man.
>Now that you think about it, Anon /is/ an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. himself.
>He could probably still defend himself, even if he is still fairly green…
>No. You need to focus on school and hero-ing first.

>>28726106
>You are Charles Xavier.
>The young man that is coming to you for counseling is a rather interesting case.
>He at first seemed completely uninterested in getting help from you until you began moving away from questions involving his childhood.
>Though that could be an indication of some form of trauma, it would require a greater level of trust on his part before you would feel confident enough to even start helping him work through that.
>But what’s even more troubling is what you found when you scanned his mind.
>No blocks on the powers that Leuten- Colonel Fury claimed he had, psychic or otherwise.
>Just a young man caught up in a world as far removed from his experience as one can be.
>In that sense he is hardly alone.
>In fact, you know quite a few young men and women who are in similar positions to him.
>But now you have a meeting with the good Colonel to attend.

>>28726113
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And though Doctor Strange was at first hesitant to be eating a meal with your family, he now seems more comfortable with the idea of conversing with your family.
>Even if he’s mostly just listening.
>Your father turns towards you.
>”So, how goes the magic training thing?”
“It’s quite fun and very challenging.”
>Your father nods, just now getting caught up with the conversation he missed earlier.
>”And it’s not causing you too much trouble in school?”
>It almost seems like he is digging for something.
“Well, I mean, I /have/ dropped a percentage point in math.”
>Your father turns to eye you incredulously.
>The Sorcerer Supreme takes this moment to speak up.
>”I’m sure you’ll still graduate top of your class. I managed to flub one or two classes in medical school and still turned one of the best neurosurgeons in the country.”
>You actually got to see his academic record some years ago, it may have been leaked on /sup/ six and a half months ago.
>What he said was an outright fabrication, but it still makes you feel better.

>>28726125
>Who you are is not important.
>What is important is that you recently received news from His prophet.
>though it’s a bit early, you and other flocks like your’s are to began collecting your Lord’s due.
>And you know just where to start.

>>28726131
>You are Anon.
>You need to call someone.
>Like right now.
>You grab your phone and call your oldest friend.
“Come on, come on…”
>One ring.
>Then two.
>Then…
>Norman’s not answering.
“FUCK!”
>The shouting doesn’t relieve any of your stress.
>The cops are at your house now, they just informed you that Grandma disappeared.
>The search only began half a day ago, but things are starting to look grim.
>The cops are outright telling you to find someone to stay with a friend or something, but your only friend…
>Wait.
>No that’s stupid, she won’t want to see you.
>Well maybe…

>>28726139
>You are Sunset Shimmer, The Spectacular…
>VRR-VRR-VRR!
>And that’s your phone.
>You look at the number.
“Huh.”
>It’s not one you recognize.
>Well you could just let it go to voicemail.
“You’re on Sunset time.”
>Or answer it, what’s the worst that could happen.
>”H-hey Sunset, it’s Anon.”
>Well shit.
>Okay Sunny, be cool.
“Hey Blue, what’s up?”
>He hesitates, it almost sounds like he’s about to cry.
>”C-can we talk, you know face to face?”
>This is either going to be a really good idea, or you might end up on the evening news.
“Sure, where at?”

And done.

>>28726099
>>28726106
>>28726113
You already posted this, why are you double posting the same lines?
>>28726131
Where the hell is this from, did you cut to someone else entirely?
>>28726139
You jumping scenes randomly is making it difficult to read where you going with this portion, or if its a different story altogether.

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>>28726218
Not going to lie, I did not get any sleep over the last few days and it might just be affecting my writing at this point. So I'm going to get some sleep and start rewriting this piece of shit tomorrow.

>>28727298
aye aye captain.

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bump with Spider Shimmer's thirsty nerd sidekick.

I have my laptop back
4 days of pent up writing, here we go

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>>28728353

>>28728353
That's good

>>28728353
Hype

>>28692329
>You continue to be Anon
>Treehugger looks taken aback
>“No, Anon. I never planned to interfere as much as I did to begin with.”
“Well, too bad. There are many dead butterflies in your way.”
>You cross your arms, and so did she.
>There was a tense silence until Synergy cuts in.
>“What about taking Hydra down like you already planned to do 20 years ago? It wasn't successful then, was it?”
>“No, I-”
>Treehugger looks to you again.
>“-got distracted.”
“So it's my fault?”
>“And I'm not at the top of my game how I was back then. I'm lacking part of the hive which it assumes is still there. Commands get corrupted... that's why I'm dieing.”
“But that's my fault.”
>“Don't be ridiculous, Anon. Those were my decisions.”
>She gives you a pained smile and opens her arms again.
>“I'm old, I'll embrace death if it's offered to me now. But now I have to save the earth one last time. Yay me.”
>Her smile turns more genuine.
>“Anon, I think I raised you passable. Trust your instinct and don't bring yourself in unnecessary danger. Stay my smart boy, okay? Whether you'll work against Hydra or with them. For now we need to use them.”
>You open your arms too.
“Yeah... yeah, sure.”
>It's not defeat, it's...
>You'll just have to see what the world has in store for you.
>Do to list:
>Save the world, bring down Hydra, don't compromise your relationship with Sunset.
>You'll be with Hydra, she'll be with the Wonderbolts.
>What a fucked up version of Romeo and Juliet.
>It didn't end well for them.
>And there were enough on stage death scenes.
>Ahhh...
>You pull your hair.
>And you still need to tell her that you had been that Spider-Man.
>“Anon, you look distressed.”
“Gee, I wonder why?”
>“Sarcasm thrusters are back online. Is it that bad?”
>You shrug.
“Only time will tell.”

>>28729997
just keeping you guys' dicks wet, I'll continue writing but may not have much more today, maybe later

I miss how best Ocelot asked us how our day was going?

>>28730078
he ded tho

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>>28694689
>You will never wake up to this.

had an idea in the shower, gonna try and work on it after class today

>>28730357
ask me how my day is going

>>28730446
How is my day going?

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>>28730462
I still imagined you naked under the shower, rubbing showergel all over your body

>>28730484
I mean... yeah?
How else does anyone shower?

>>28730496
by not being watched by me

>>28730357
Hope it's a good idea

>>28725176
underrated kek.

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The rewrite is now in progress. >>28726149 >>28726139 and >>28726131 have been scrapped. Everything in the paistbin (http://pastebin.com/zANAAGcy) is still canon to the current plot. As an additional apology for whatever the hell I was trying to write, have a lewd Sunny.

Will post something tomorrow. bad headache

>>28733896
Hope you feel better tomorrow.

>>28733925
Thanks and I was able to write something but not enough

>>28733933
Hey, even if it's less than fifty words progress is progress.

>>28733959
True, hopefully I get a good amount done tomorrow

>>28733996
In the meantime, though, it might be a good idea to get some sleep, what with your headache and all.

>>28734032
True. A goodnight sleep and good breakfast in the morning will help

>>28729099
>>28729931
>>28729942
The hype wasnt real

>>28734399
It rarely ever is.

>>28729997
>Be Sunset Shimmer.
>Neither Spitfire nor Princess Twilight's wounds seem to be severe.
>They were impaled by, at best only a needle-thin, at worst, maybe quarter an inch thick thorn.
>Twilight had been immediately taken care of with magic by Starlight Glimmer.
>You were told in Twilight's letters how outstandingly powerful and versatile Starlight is, but adding healing magic to the mix makes it really mean something.
>Hearing it was one thing, but seeing it first hand another.
>Spitfire on the other hand was asleep.
>Magic affecting unconscious ponies brings complications, and it had been risky enough even trying it on Twilight in human form, but Starlight had apparently panicked a little.
>She really seems to care a lot about Twilight.
>So Spitfire was bandaged up as is the norm for humans.
>Not like there is any device around that would do away with any of your wounds or minor scratches.
>After first aid is given Starlight descends into the bunker again and fetches the others as you begin to stare at the docks again.
>“Ah reckon anyone would choose family over a girl or boyfriend they've had only ah week.”
“Thanks, AJ.”

>>28734595
>“Nah, darnit, ah meant- dah... Ya'll see him again, 'twasn't a farewell.”
>Applejack clears her throat
>“You are still together with him, not like you broke up.”
>You smile at how she's dropping her accent for serious talk.
“Thanks, AJ.”
>This time it's much more sincere.
“Really, I- I appreciate the sentiment. I'm not even sure why I... Yes I know why I'm distraught. She fired a missile at us. How is that not a subtle hint at she doesn't approve of who her nephew is with?”
>“From what ah reckon this was something personal b'tween her and Spitfire. Hey-”
>She pulls you by your shoulder, prying your gaze away from the dock and embraces you, much to your surprise.
>“Tha two of you be fine, Sunny.”
>You pat her back as she squeezes you.
“Yeah... “
>You look over to the camp as she continues to press you.
>“Damn, yar durable.”
“Yeah.”
>You chuckle a bit and squeeze her a little too.
>“Ah gotta armwrestle with you at some point.”
“Maybe, but...”
>After letting go of one another again, your gaze trails back to the dock.
“-not really in the mood.”

>>28734595
>>28734603
this is what I get for not constantly namefagging

>>28734633
Fail

>>28735235
How mean

>>28734603
I think AJ will lose that armwestle contest

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>>28694689
>After a long day of crime fighting.

>>28735990
AJs only known trait so far is strenght, isn't it?

>>28736526
I guess. But I still would want to see her lose. Don't hate her, just like to see her lose

>>28736560
and where would Synergy be on your strength scale? and what about Soarin for that matter.
I think those are the characters I've had exhibit superhuman strength.

>>28736654
I'm just saying

>>28736662
why do supers always fight when they first meet?
because it's awesome

>>28736674
got that right

>>28715051
A)

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>>28737047
Make a Anon.

>>28737340
Out of you?

Be an Anon
You must be autistic as the retarded man-child
Be an Anon
With all the fat of a great neckbeard
Be an Anon
With all the awkwardness of a perma-virgin
Arrogant as the spergest of sperglords!

>>28737456
Your lucky I like the Mulan reference. You get a pass Carlos.

Writing bump.

So how has everyone's day been?

>>28738943
Posted a cyoa, no one used it. Bit miffed al things considered and getting ready to make dinner.

>>28739260
Well, I hope you enjoy your dinner.

>>28739386
Mac an cheese is the best.

>>28739470
Damn straight.

>>28725923
> ‘She is a very rowdy girl, child.’
‘Yes but that's not here or now.’
>Letting go of your web, you flip in air while checking the tracking device on your arm.
>It shows that Sunset is moving away from her current position and heading towards the shopping district.
“Hopefully we can reach them soon.”
> ‘You should try to go a little faster, child.”
“I'm trying to Scream.”
>You swing a bit faster while trying to follow the tracking device.
>You need to remember to ask Twilight about it when you get the chance.
> ‘It would also help if you paid more attention to your smart friend’s explanation when she talks.’
‘I’ll get right on that when I can but right now-’
>The tracking device starts beeping.
>Looking at your wrist, you can see that Sunset stopped moving and isn’t far from you.
>You swing towards her location, praying you’ll be able to help stop Tonic.
>Be Anon and you’re really getting sick of this shit.
“Get lost Spider-Woman.”
> “I’m not leaving till we talk.”
>You’ve been trying to lose this girl for the last five minutes.
>Every turn, shortcut and obstacle you used, she was able to keep up with you.
>It was starting to annoy you as you looked around for anything to use against her.
>Then you see it.
>The mall.
> ‘Is this a good idea?’
‘Don’t know ,Tonic. But we need to get her off our trail.’
> ‘This is a bad idea.’
‘Duly noted.’
>You launch yourself towards the mall’s entrance and ran through it without destroying the door.
>Looking behind you, Spider-Woman was still running after you as you pass a few stores on the first floor.
> “Stop, Tonic.”

>>28739517
>You jump onto the second floor while looking down at Spider-Woman who stopped and cursed for some reason.
>She then looks to the side and jumps on the other side of the mall as you ran back towards the entrance.
>Making your way out the entrance, you hide to the side hoping to see her run out the door.
>As soon as you see her run out the door, you made your move.
>Taking a step forward, you swung your arm at her chest and made her flip on to the ground.
> ‘I can’t believe that worked, host.’
‘Same here. I was ready to fight her maybe even shoot some web at her. This was a bit too easy.’
>You walk towards her as she groans.
>Standing beside her, Spider-Woman looked up at you.
“Sweet dreams.”
>You kicked her and knocked her out.
>She falls to the ground and doesn’t move.
>You were just about to leave when your heard your buddy talk to you.
> ‘You gonna leave her there?’
‘She’ll be fine, Tonic.’
> ‘You could at least move her to the side or something.’
‘Fine.’
>Bending down, you pick Spider-Woman up bridal style and look for a good place to put her.
>After a few moments of looking, you saw a few bushes that were perfect to hide her.
>Walking over to the bushes, you push them aside and gently place your pursuer down.
‘Happy?’
> ‘Very, host.’
>And like that you left, hoping she doesn’t wake up till you’re long gone.


>Be Sunset and you have a raging headache.
>Opening your eyes, you see Rarity in her Scream outfit kneeling beside you.
“Rarity?”
> “Sunset, you shouldn’t strain yourself.”
>You groan while you try lift yourself up.
“How long?”
> “You’ve been out of a few minutes, darling. What do you remember?”
>You try to remember how you got here when everything came rushing back to you.
“Tonic, did you see Tonic?”
>Rarity shakes her head.
> “I’m sorry but he wasn’t anywhere near here.”
“Damnit.”
>You slam your fist onto the ground, startling Rarity a bit.