Well?

>>28693868
Rescue her obviously

>>28693868
Kick her in the ribs.

*gives 1000000 bits*
>fainting pony.jpg

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>>28693868
all of these

>>28693868
>tfw no more homeless pon stories

>>28693868
I don't miss that whiteknight general but I wouldn't hate if it came back.

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>>28693868

Offer 5 bits for anything I want. If she is desperate, she will accept.

>>28693868
I'm always surprised that there isn't more green of her.
I guess "Anon find a hobo mare and save it" is too narrow to make a lot of stories with it. On top of that, writers interested by that kind of stories are probably all in the Slave Pony General ...

>>28693868
>rape

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Hi yes I would like one sex please

>>28693877
This

>>28693868
Make her eat all the eggs

>>28693892
It took until the ninth reply for a >rape.
You're off your game, /mlp/.

>>28693868
Putting your dick inside dirty pussy for 20 bits?
No thanks
Clean up first

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>>28693868
>you will never welcome a cute homeless pony into your home with open arms
>you will never brush her mane and give her a bath
>you will never share a warm fuzzy sweater with the pony to keep her warm

It hurts.

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>>28693868

>all these replies itt
there is still hope for this board

>>28694021

Drawfag is love, drawfag is life

>>28694021
That's all cute and stuff, but this anon isn't real anon
Cause real anon would never let a chance of raping a horse pussy

>>28693868
How about a hot meal, a bath and a place to stay 'til she gets back on her hooves for one night of cuddles

>>28693868
for everyone who wants to remember her
https://onedrive.live.com/?id=339EFCA1381AD54A%217368&cid=339EFCA1381AD54A

>>28694147
Also Pastebin

http://pastebin.com/u/WhorePonyThread/1/?o=h1

>>28694075
Meh, its true

>>28693868
Don my pearlescent armor and take her home, give a warm meal, have her sit by the fire under a blanket and let her sleep on my bed. I'll crash on the couch of course.

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>>28693868
you know what she doesn't have?

HER CUTIEMARK!

>>28694343
bitches

boop

>>28693883
Beat me to it.

>>28694099
He does it after she's gained enough energy for high impact fucking.

>>28694343
mad disrespect

>>28693951
Sorry some of us have a soul

>>28693883
>Anon pays the fee.
>Begins to scream in Austrailian and pelt the pony with eggs, vegetables and milk.
>The screaming continues and the sobbing mess is covered in three dozen eggs.
>He gives a thumbs up to nobody in particular.

>>28696475
Souls?
On MY /mlp/?!
This is an outrage.

>>28696493
You know, HowToBasic recently got his hands on some guns and has been applying them very liberal in his content lately.
Just some food for thought.

>>28693868
Those were some good threads.

>>28693890
That's mean.

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>>28696493
ok dude, you got me with this one

>>28693868
Few days ago I remembered these threads

>TFW you won't rescue a qt pone that needs your help
>TFW you won't develop a trusting, loving relationship with said pone
>TFW you will never, etc

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>>28693881

But that's 20 bits!

>>28694343

Maybe she can get one in hoofjobs

>>28698456
> TFW you will never be in a real, fulfilling relationship with another human being because you keep fantasizing about cartoon horses

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>>28698472

>almost as if we're fantasizing about cartoon horses BECAUSE we can't have a fulfilling relationship with another human being

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>>28698472

>>28697172
He also discovered fire.

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>>28698472

>pay 20 bits
>make her give me the box
best deal I made in a while

>>28698528
>Stick box over a pegasus and watch her fall asleep.

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>>28693868
>20 bits
Either she agrees to let me rip off one of her legs and beat her unconcious with it or...or we go to my place. I clearn her off. Get into some comfy too big for her pajamas. Heat up some warm cocoa, and we lay back in my lazyboy to watch this bad boy I've been meaning to check off my list before it hits a million views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4

>>28693868
What happened to the whore pony threads? Did all the writefags leave?

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>>28698554
>you don't have to tell me what happened
>But you do have to watch fourteen hours of the Bee Movie

>>28698691
I don't even know if suicide is preferable because even Hell could not provide torture that horrifying.

>>28693886
Slave pony is the new whiteknight general.

>>28698472
Humans are alright, pones are god-tier. I have to settle with something "good" at best, hence the feels

>>28693868
But she's a blank flank.
Ogre the line.

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>>28697161
>On MY /mlp/?!
ok I know you're baiting with autism but that doesn't stop it from being autism

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>>28694021

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>Used goods
Ew

>>28699354
>Clothing a prostitute pony.
DISGUSTING

>>28693877
:(

>>28693868
I missed these threads.

>>28699456
This

>>28693868
Turns out she's a fraud
She lives in a nice house and owns only the finest silverware

She tricks suckers like you into giving her money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWg8SPe8ShQ

>>28693868
Woo! Free box!

>>28699479

So do I. Fucking neo/mlp/

>>28698533
Kek

>>28698472
>implying I want to have a relationship with another human
Disgusting.

>>28699708
You wanted them to become an eternal general?

>>28693868
>hand her 20 bits
>take her box
>leave

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>>28693868
>>28694021
>>28699354

Apologies in advance for my shit phone writing. Felt like writing some stuff before bed.

>you both sit at the table
>before you two, your dinner.
>the usual shit; bread, eggs and a light beer
>of course a still water for the mare
>She looks at the food with big gloomy eyes
"Something wrong miss?"
>you look at her and raise a brow
>She was silent
>you shrugged to yourself and started eating your dinner, paying little attention to her
>you looked out the window next to you and watch the raindrops run down team window.
"Storm seems to get worse. The pegasi must have had an awful day toda-"
>your try of starting a conversation was silenced with a sound of sobbing.
>You look at the mare that had big tears run down her cheeks, hitting the table.
"Miss?"
>"Why... why are you so nice to me...? I ... I don't deserve any of this. I shouldn't be here!"
"Why would you say that?"
>"I'm nothing! I'm unimportant, worthless, a nuisance! I'm sorry for you to waste your money on something like me."
>You frown at her as she looked away.
"Miss..."
>"you paid those 20 bits and do something nice, this isn't right!"
"Excuse-"
>"You should be doing horrible things to me!"
>You slam your hands on the table, almost flipping your dinner.
"Hey, I paid 20 bits, you said and agreed on anything! This is what I want! This is what I paid for!"
>The mare jumped and started sobbing again.
"Just... eat your meal, I'll show you to your bed afterwards."
>You take back at your dinner and finish it, staring at her as she slowly eats the bread and sips the water.
>it's a start.
"What's your name."
>"M-morning Glory"
>You smile warmly at her and show her to the room.
"Alright, miss Glory, this will be your home for the weekend. If you like it, feel free to stay longer... free of charge of course."

>>28701353
>"This ... looks like your room..."
"Did the pants on the ground give it away? Well I sint exactly had the time to get a bed for you yet so... that's that. Good night."
>You walk out to the living room.
>"Waaaait! Where are you going to be sleeping?!"
>You hear her yelling really concerned from the bedroom.
"THE COUCH!"
>You flop down on the couch and close your eyes.
>It didn't take long for you to pass out.
>The next morning hit hard as the sun literally whacked it's rays into your face.
"Morning to you too....sun butt."
>You feel something heavy on your chest.
>You look down to find Morning Glory on your chest, sweetly and silently snoring.
"Heh... alright, just a few more minutes."
>you chuckle quietly and turned away from the sunlight and passed with her on your chest back out.

Night /hobo/ this is a one shot though. Never read any stories but that's the best I could come up with.

>>28701362
Noice

>>28699436
>Not liking experience
Ew

>>28693868
Is that a filly or a mare? If it's a filly, I'd probably take her to the police station and get her some help. If it's a mare, I'd throw her some bits and go on my way.

Bump for a story in the works, for later

pls don't prune just yet

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>>28702293
Don't tell me what to do.

>>28698533
Wasn't there a green where anon kept doing thing to dash? Like he'd piss her of to the point of rage and then throw a box over her head so she'd drop on the spot

>>28694021
Could say this is similar to, "Teaching Feeling." But, I've never played the game, so what do I know?

>>28694147
>>28694157
Based.

So, more whore/crack pone art and greens when?

>>28702293
oh?

>>28702511
It was a picture I think.

>>28694021
So you would do this for a homeless human female on the street in the same situation would you?

>>28704282
No them bitches are crazy.

>>28693892
But it's not a rape if it's prostitution

>>28693868
>Pay the 20 bits.
>It isn't much but it's something.
>Shes so weak I carry her to my home, she seems a little worried about her box.
>A blanket covers her shivering frame and Iset her by the fire.
>Begin to write a letter to the local princess of my situation, ask if she has been doing well and other affairs.
>Just as I finish a thud on the window arrives letting me know the local wall eyed carrier has arrived.

>>28693868

No pony left uncuddled, and she must be mint cause she's in box.

>>28693868
I keep asking for porn from this slut, but every faggot on this site is too pussy to do it.

>>28704313
Yeah, it's shoplifting

In a rectangular room too small for a creature of her size, she slept. The first few days were far from forgiving and she barely made any to survive. A shop not too far, was where she bought her food. The amount, just giving her enough energy to live through the day, only to unfortunately do the same thing.

Looking back to her first days of -- what she now calls the "dragger", finding governmental help was her most sane and foremost task had it not been for some past deeds the young mare's mother has done. A large dangerous cult disrespected, now out to get her should she ever step one hoof to any major city. They are watching, and numerous. Forcing her to retreat to the nearest remote area.

Much of her life has been a blur. One thing she knew was that her parents did not care for her and left her to fend for herself. A few days of travelling and she ended up where she was right now. A mare with no face, but one used by many.

>>28704728
happens when your white knight comes up instead of your degeneracy
i still want to read a story where anon is happy with morning, after a time they are together, and they have vanilla sex, but jocking like "remember the 20 i paid years ago?" and she goes all like "this one is on the house"

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>>28701362
>ywn take in a qt homeless pone and comfort her with room and board, showering her and then snuggling all night

>>28693868
How in Equestria would a mare that cute end up in a cardboard box like that anyway?

>>28704847
The city is a cruel place

>>28704852
Yeah, but still... holy shit.

Like, would stallions have offered to take her home with them? Did she distrust them that much, or was turning them down a matter of pride?

The ever changing weather seemingly never in her favor, she retreated back into her closure, rain pouring down on the fragile roof. Rain was bad in many ways. Creatures who thrived in a wet weather would easily spot the defenseless mare. Not many would bother travelling under this condition meaning that she wouldn't be able to afford anymore medicine-- not that she could, as the 4th time she visited the shop, there were several colts eyeing her suspiciously. After seeing them again for the 5th time, she decided to leave the place for good. She wasn't particularly smart, nor resourceful, if anything, she was incredibly stupid. But none of that would matter as she fears death soon.

An infection on her hind legs after encountering a rather nasty monster left her with an array of injury. All of which will ensure her demise soon. Her body already feels incredibly numb due to her high fever. The shortness of breath was also evidence that she may have another infection in her lungs.

Her vision slowly darkened. There was no light, as she closed her eyelids. She did not hear any gentle voices, as she never heard a kind one in the first place. However... she felt something rumbling, despite the numbness of touch, she felt something big stomping ever so closely to her. Then, blue light filled her vision. Unable to quickly adjust to the sudden light, all she could make out was a dark sillhoute of a tall, large being with one circle opening which was projecting the light. A voice, metallic and distorted, rumbled. This was nothing she ever experienced before. What is it? She pondered for one moment, somehow managing to ignore all the pain in her body to let that one thought through.

"Are you a virgin?" She heard that one perfectly, the mechanical sounds somehow halting, and out came a male tone.
"Y-yes."
"How funny. Don't black out just yet..." She obeys, but never proceeds.

Yeah fuck this I'm bored.

The rest of the story will be her waking up in a futuristic place. She'll be lulled in to a false security that this weird being is trying to help her. After recovering, Anon here has been injecting her with shit so she will always be wet and pumping out lubrication juice. She wakes up one morning, leaving a trail of mare cum like a snail and drags her self to Anon. It'll end with "You'll be my little guinea pig." After completely brainwashing her soul, she blames her mother for everything so like she finds her, kindaps her, proceeds to do some wierd shit on her that Anon taught her, she then places her in the same box she was in a few years back.

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>>28693890

>Good man.

And I can't believe how often this pic comes in handy.

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>>28704282
Hell no, too risky.

>pic related Anon did it, though.

>>28704977
Muhheart.jpg

>>28704977
TFW someone else lives your fantasy