>You will never propose to your waifu

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>>28691868
Twilight is mine!

>>28691868
>She will never reject you

Maybe it's for the best

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>>28691868
>>28691880

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>She will never make you the happiest man in the world
>You will never live together
>You will never raise a family
>You will never wake up in the morning to see her smiling face
>You will never even touch her

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>>28691880

>>28691868
It doesnt matter if you do or not. There isn't a court around that'd let a man marry a horse

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W H Y

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>>28691890
>You will never even touch her
I didn't need to feel that feel today anon

w-we're all gonna make it, r-right bros?

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>>28691868
I'm not worthy of her anyways.

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>>28691868
Waifus are for nerds.

Why should we even bother if we're next to guaranteed to be rejected?

>>28693166
Dumb frogposter

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>>28691868
My waifu's not a pone.

>>28693166
>>28693234
Here (you) go, /r/funnychan, fuck off.

>>28693241
Cry some more faggot.

>>28693244
take your screencap already and go, kid

>>28693252
You don't need to be so defensive anon.

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>>28692521
One day anon, we will meet her.
One day.

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>>28693166

>>28693177
Whats better anon; knowing you already won or risking it on a gamble and succeding

Good, marriage is a trap.

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>>28691890
>>28691880
>>28691868

>you nervously sweat as you walk quickly to Twilight's castle, you hands jammed into your pockets
>as you knock on the door, Spike opens it, greets you, and lets you in
"H-Hey Spike, where's Twilight?"
>"She's in the library."
"No surprise there. Thanks."
>Smooth
>You head over to the library and see her flapping her wings to see a book a little above head-level
>Top cute
>You walk over to her
>Spaghetti starts leaving from your pockets
"H-Hey Twiggles, need a hand?"
>She looks over and see you
>hfw your there
>its adorable
>"Hi Anon! Yeah there's a book about Starswirl I'm trying to find that should be right here."
>You inch towards her, and start looking for the book
>With ease because of human awesomeness, you find the book
>"Thanks Anon! Now, what did you need?"
>She looks towards you
>His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>He's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready
"I - uh, wanted to ask you something important."
>She cocks her head to the side
>"What is it?"
>Your hand nervously comes out of your pocket, gripped in a tight fist
"Well, we've been together for some years now, and I thought I might want to keep that going, so..."
>As you get down on one knee you hear a gasp
>You cant help but smile as you open your hand and present the ring
"Princess Twilight Sparkle? Will you marry me?"
>She is in absolute shock and awe, mouth agape
>After a few seconds, she jumps into your arms widly
>"OH CELESTIA YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG ANONYMOUS! YES I'LL MARRY YOU!"
>Tears roll down your cheeks as you place her down and lean in to kiss her
>As you kiss, you feel something slip out from under your feet
>With the sharp whiplash on your neck, the purple alicorn fades away and is replace with the plain tan wall of your apartment staring you back
>You had kicked the stool our from under you when you leaned in
>Tears continue to stream down your cheeks
"I love you..."
>Your vision fades to black
>She was never real

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>>28691890
Just kill me now senpai

>>28694560
i hate you

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>>28691880
This doesnt make me sad. But im not happy either.

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>>28694560
Realistic end.

>>28694560
I bet Jay Gatsby would browse 4chan if he was alive.

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>>28692224
>It doesnt matter if you do or not. There isn't a court around that'd let a man marry a horse

I'll marry her under the moon and stars, not in some fucking court.

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>>28696187
No the fuck he wouldn't.