JoJo Thread #5: Vent-O Oreo

>>28677950
Star, if you would be so kind as to introduce new readers to all-star battle and the like?

>>28677959
I'm on it boss!

Star!Anon here bringing back the
「STAND」 Generator!

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Follow the instructions and post your results!

As ordered by our fellow Sonic Youth, replace the ability you get in "Description" and write your own description of how your stand looks and works!

Put a link with the song or album you are referencing, that's what cool guys do.

You can also use this link to make a graph about your stand stats!
http://www.onlinecharttool.com/

Have fun and Stand Proud!

>>28677971
Also, give it a shot and participate in the 「ALL-STAR BATTLE」

Many stands were thought of or generated in these threads, so why not have them face against each other and see who comes up on top?
>Pick any stands from these threads and come up with a battle!
>Example: [BENZIN] vs. [Rocket Man]
>You can use as many stands as you want. They could fight in groups or be a huge battle royale.
>Example: [Fortunate Son] and [Saturn's Children] vs. [GRAND CANYON]
>Try to describe a reason for the fight, the flow of the battle and who wins and how.
>Example: [GLORIA DEO] drops rocks from the moon, [TELL ME BABY] dies miserably.

>If you want to get really creative, do a battle of Jojo characters vs. Characters from MLP or EQG!

Who is ready to rumble?

OPEN THE GAME!

>>28677950
Pfft, that image isn't all that accurate. I'd assign the pones a bit differently.

Jonathan - AJ. Both are the traditional hero type.

Joseph - Dash. Pranksters who live for the thrill of things. Sometimes can be asses.

Jotaro - Twilight. They're both fuckin' nerds.

Josuke - Pinkie. Josuke befriends like, nearly every antagonist he comes across.

Giorno - Rarity. Anyone related to Dio is simply fabulous, darling.

And Fluttershy doesn't fit any of 'em.

>>28677988
I'm a firm believer that Jotaro and Fluttershy would get along the best.
>Both into marine biology.
>Unlike all the girls who annoy him, she knows when to shut up.
>Know how to scare with just a stare.
>Both have a powerful spirit protecting them.

But that's like, just my opinion man.

>>28678022
Hm, you make a good point. Maybe they would get along well.

Jotaro's always been very nerdy though. During the shenanigans of Part 4, the dude managed to write a whole dissertation.

HORSE PUSSY

>>28678117
Most Jojoes are nerds.
>Jonathan was really into archeology.
>Joseph's hobby was collecting comicbooks if I recall correctly.
>Josuke would rather play vidya than getting a girlfriend.
>Thanks to Giogio's encyclopedic knowledge his friends were able to come out of rough situations.

>>28678258
Well, more of a science nerd I mean. Jotaro becomes a marine biologist so he definitely has the smarts and passion for it, much like Twi does. But as you said that can fit for Fluttershy too.

It just works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGT4RVQD6zg

what antics would you use your stand for knowing that ponies can't see it thus it is a ghost to them.

>>28679413
I'd boop pones without their permission

>>28679425
Are you by chance Dan backslide?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d9EjTAgiswM

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Reading through Jojonium part 2 book 1 the coloured pages of Joseph Von stronheim and speed wagon it's like an orgasm after you've purely focused on black and white pages for 98% of the book Araki and his team do really really well to fit so much bizarre and amazing stuff like explosions blood Hamon and poses and speech bubbles plus not signs like Doom in every panel...

if anybody is in the market for a vape, the kanger subox mini starter kit is great. just got the kbox 200w for a quality of life improvement and its phenomenal. also, story

>continue to be Twilight
>you managed to convice Anon to take you out for tex-mex as opposed to Italian
>good thing too, you don't think you were allowed back at that particular restaurant yet
>apparently stuffing spaghetti into your pockets as some kind of in-joke was frowned upon in the civilized world
>who knew?
>"Milady."
>oh, you're here
>and Anon is holding the car door open for you, with that goofy smile on his face
>you remember how sad he looked when you didn't laugh last time, so you give what you hope is a dainty laugh
>he seems happy and isn't gripping his ears in pain, so win!
>"Shall we?" Anon says as he offers you his arm
"Ugh, you're such a dork."
>you can't help but smile as you tuck your arm into his, letting him lead you to the front door
>he exaggeratedly leaps in front of you and opens the door with a flourish and a bow
>"Please, ladies first."
>that got you good the first time
"*snrk* Heheheh."
>and this time
>why aren't you less nervous?
>you've already done this before, for Luna's sake!
>Anon walks over to the hostess to get a table while you take a seat in the waiting area
>well, time for an extremely self-aware hell until he comes ba-
>oh, he's here
>"There's, like, nobody here, so we just get a table I guess."
>he holds his hand out to you like it's the most natural thing in the world
>his smile is infectious
>and his eyes ~
>wait fuck say something
"Cool."
>yeah, real bucking articulate Twi, really nailed it there
>oh well, you're moving and you haven't driven him off yet

>>28680812
>vape
Bruh don't make me roast you, also you forgot your trip

>>28681168
fugg also fite me nigga

>>28680812

>"So I said, FUCK YOU, BITCH, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY VIRGINITY!"
>you cringe at the volume Anon can swear at in public
>doesn't he have any shame?
"I still don't believe that you had a fight like that with the nurse."
>"Yeah, there was a lot of crazy shit about that day."
>Anon moves to twiddle his thumbs and meets nothing but air with his right
>oh, yeah, that's gone
>you don't think you'll ever get used to the look on his face when he remembers that his hand is gone
>he notices you noticing him
>"Hey, at least I can be Big Boss next Halloween, right?"
"Who's Big Boss?"
>Anon fishes out his phone and pulls up a picture of the character
>eyepatch, jumpsuit, headband, this is kinda familiar
>oh!
"Hey, that's what I ended up looking like when i went back in time that one time!"
>"Really?! That's so sick!"
>yeah, style on him girl
>keep running that game
"Did I ever tell you about the time that my friends and I stopped the manifestation of chaos from turning the world into an eldrich abomination?"
>his eyes say it all
"Well, you see, thousands of years ago, my teacher Celestia sealed Discord away in a statue..."

>the date went great, as far as you could tell
>YOU had fun, at least
>you, Anon, the nigga-est nigga to ever nig
>Twilight told you a bunch of metal ass stories about her saving horse land
>but, that was then and this is now
>now, you're both chilling on your couch for the umpeenth time
>you've got some tunes playing on internet radio, and you're just sitting next to each other
>she's on your right, and your good arm is over the back of the couch
>the song switches after some relaxing Black Star to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbdZJrOkZL0
>Twilight turns to face you, a look in her eyes like she just got hit with [WIFIN YOU]
>but this is completely natural
>you're not going to fuck this up again, dammit
>the mood is right, the time is right, and by god if you don't want this

>>28681598

>you move almost in tandem, your right arm wrapping around her shoulders as she throws both of hers around your neck
>your lips meet and fireworks go off behind your eyes
>as her soft lips grind against yours, you feel yourself start to fall backwards
>or maybe she pushed you, because you thought gravity was a lot slower than this
>your back impacts the couch and Twi doesn't lose any steam
>she straddles your waist and presses herself as close to you as she can, contouring herself to your body
>her scent is overpowering you, lilacs and tulips become your world as you grip her as close as you can
>your lips part and you dart out your tongue, asking for permission
>her lips open and her tongue basically shoots down your throat
>oh, FUCK yeah
>you can't help but moan into her mouth as your tongues dance with one another
>she tastes like how a blowjob feels, there are no other ways to describe it
>your right hand travels the short distance from the small of her back to THAT ASS
>she's wearing jeans, so it's not everything you imagined, but fucking hell was it still nice
>you start out slow, just sort of running your hand over the surface of the jeans just enough for her to feel it
>guaging her reaction
>you ain't scurred, you just wanna make sure this is her thing
>shut up

>>28681744

>when she gags you with her tongue and shoves her ass back into your hands, you have your answer
>well, fuck it, here we go
>your fingers grip harder into the firm but pliable cheek, massaging it and generally doing rather lewd things
>her hands come out from under you and go to your face, landing on your cheekbones
>she's breathing really heavily and grinding on your crotch
>this awakens the beast
>let's kick it up a notch
>you bring your hand back and slap that ass like a pimp fucking G
>Twi pulls back from your kiss and moans, arching her back
>you're surprised to say the least
>Twi rakes her left hand down the front of your shirt, resting it just above your belt
>her lidded eyes capture your attention so thouroughly that you almost miss the single word command
>"Bed."

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>>28681744
>>28681751
WEW LADS, TIME 4 LEWDS MY DUDES

>>28681744
>she tastes like how a blowjob feels.
That's an interesting choice of words.
Keep it up tho.

>>28681751

edit: first line should be "hand", not "hands"

>>28681871
:^)

>well shit okay
>Twilight climbs off of you and drags you up by your good arm
>aaaaaaand you're kissing again
>she doesn't seem to be paying much attention to where you're going, so you keep your eyes open like a creep to help guide you two to your destination
>it's remarkably hard to concentrate
>you pull it off, though, and soon you're both on the bed and clawing at each other's clothing
>your shirt comes off first, but there's no sliding of hands down chiseled abs
>you would need chiseled abs for that
>in stead, you start in on taking off her shirt as she starts undoing your belt buckle
>not too hard once she stops assaulting your mouth, but now the bra
>if you remember anything from the American Pie movies you've seen, it should just be a simple twist and...
>and...
>fuck
"I, uh..."
>"I got it."
>without even struggling, or even removing both hands from your belt, the bra comes undone

>>28681910

>her tits come free and it's straight up magical
>you THOUGHT you got a good look at them in the lab, but now she was above you so you got to see them like they were the stars in the sky, full of beauty and filling you with a desire to reach out and touch them
>except in this case, you totally CAN reach out and touch them
>and you do
>she stops unzipping your fly as your hand tentatively cups the underside of her breast, your thumb coming up and rubbing slow circles around her erect nipple
>"MMMH."
>got it, keep doing that
>but, the left one looks lonely
>like all virgins, you draw from your extensive porn knowledge and lean forward, taking her nipple into your mouth
>at first you just suckle on it, but when you stop getting those delicious girly moans you switch it up
>you roll your tongue around it, nibble on it, everything that every erotic fiction you've ever read has done with the human nipple, you do
>the results vary, but none of them are negative
>she MUST feel the bulge in your boxers pressng into her, even through two pairs of jeans
>you feel hands on your shoulders, soft but insistent
>you take the hint and lay back as you prop yourself up on your forearm

>>28681880

i figured it would be something this anon would think, and kinda jives with the general tone of the story. would you have done differently?

>>28681916

>Twi slides down and lays her chest between your knees
>her eyes lock with yours, those sexy half-lidded eyes never leaving your own as she tugs down your pants
>they come free of your legs and she tosses them across the room before going back for your boxers
>this is killing you, nigga
>the mountain well, more like a hill, but you get the idea in the thin cloth twitches
>he knows
>her fingertips curl underneath the hem of your underwear, slowly dragging them down your thighs
>you can feel the individual hairs on your legs springing up from under them as they travel, she's going that slow
>finally, the base of your manhood sees the light of day
>and she stops
"Oh, FUCK ME!"
>shit nigga didn't mean to yell
>did you freak her out?
>maybe you freaked her out
>"Well, if you say so."
>you did NOT freak her out, she was waiting for you to beg
>da bitch
>she pulls your boxers down the rest of the way, and your erection slaps against your stomach as it's freed
>shit hurts, actually, your cock was bent down 90 degrees from where it would normally be
>no time for that, Twilight is leaving!
>wait, no, she's stopped
>she looks over her shoulder at you and bends over, gripping the waistband of her pants as she does
>u-unf
>looks like she bent over too far, though, because she eats shit
"Fuck, Twi, you okay?"
>you spring from the bed and reach out to put a hand on her shoulder
>when she turns around, her eyes are wet

>>28677950
JoJo is shit,the animation runs at 25 fps, kys

>>28682061

i've been real close two or three times, but then i thought "what if anon is being a faggot on a mongolian underwater basket weaving forum?"

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>>28682079
>not accepting the truth about your shitty anime

>>28682103

>naruto
>quality

step your game up, senpai

>>28682112
>I have autism, I can't comprehend sarcasm

>>28682118

>i have autism, i cant comprehend the inability to relay sarcasm via text

>>28682125
>I have autism, I can't see that the gif is shitty, and has become a meme for it's bad animation, so I blame the good anon over there for my sins and mistakes in the hopes thay I will be spared from my humilliation
kys

>>28682112
>>28682118
>>28682125
>>28682149

girls, girls, you BOTH have autism

ACTUAL l00d incoming, T- like 10 minutes

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>>28682235
>I have autism, I cope with my mental illness calling inocent anons autists
>I also call them hypocrites , for they are the ines who started calling each other autists, but I am wrong .

>>28681934
I would have fucked it up. Keep it coming! Anon's pre-sex thoughts are hilarious. Wonder what his train of thought will be during coitus.
>>28682060
>when she turns around, her eyes are wet.
Oh no.

>>28682060

tried to type out the whole scene before posting moar, but fuck it

>fuck bro this hurts your heart to see
>you know for a FACT she didn't eat shit too hard, she landed on your pile of polos
"Hey, hey, don't cry, it's okay."
>"I can't believe I bucked it up, I was trying so hard to be sexy for you, because I really like you, but I'm not sure how to deal with this whole "you're a human" thing, but-"
"Okay, imma have to stop you right there. Let's put this in perspective: you are a MAGICAL HORSE PRINCESS-"
>"PONY princess" she says with a sniffle
>"Right, whatever. A PONY princess, who's saved her world like 20 times, then came here and gave me a FUCKING STAND. NONE of this makes any sense, but I'm taking it one thing at a time so that I don't go crazy. I'm not sure what you do to deal with straight up bananas shit, but that seems to work for me."
>this seems to calm the Twilight
>she gets up onto her knees and wraps you in a hug
>"Thanks, Anon." she whispers into your ear
>you bask in the glow of a job well done
>that is, until Twilight breaks the silence
>"Uh, you're kinda...poking me,"
>oh fuck, say something
"Heheh..."
>genius, that's some Pulitzer shit right there
>Twi pulls back from you and the sexy eyes are back with a vengeance
>"Why don't we do something about that?"
>how are you supposed to say no to that?
>running whiteknight.py
"Are you sure? We don't HAVE to do anything."
>oh fuck she just did that thing where she bites her lip
>you know the one
>"Well, no, but I want to. I REALLY want to."

>>28682283

>now on your back on the bed once again, you help Twilight get situated on top of you
>now free of her pants, you get your first good look at her pussy
>sparse hair covers the outer lips, swollen and dark purple with her arousal
>as you watch, a bead of clear liquid drips from her opening and lands on your thigh
>your eyes take in the entirety of her nude form, travelling from her thighs to her flat belly, to her chest and finally to her blushing face
>"W-why are you looking at me like that? It's embarrasing."
>wow, it's just like your Japanese anime!
>what would your generic Shinji Icari hentai protag say right now?
"What, I can't look at a work of art?"
>wow, you didn't know a purple girl could get so red in the face
>"Oh, shut up."
>yeah nigga, that game strong
>you grab your dick and point it straight up as Twilight points you in the right direction
>okay, Anon, it's more towards the asshole than you think it is, remember that
>aaaaaaaaand-
>"WHOA, whoa, not there. Let me do it."
"Sorry, heh. This is, uh, m-m-m-my first time."
>OKAY INITIATING DEFCON 1
>SOME NIGGA SAID SOME DUMB SHIT
>WARNING KLAXONS ACTIVATED
>"That's okay, we'll figure it out together."
>oh thank fucking god and FUCKING god
>finally, after all that bullshit, the head of your dick is pressed up against her slit
>and she's hesitating
>she looks nervous as fuck, actually
"Hey, Twi, look at me."
>as she looks up from what was probably an internal pep-talk, you do a sort of half-crunch and flex your abs so you can stop supporting yourself with your good arm
>you use the freedom of your limb to brush some hair out of her face and lock eyes with her
>as soon as she visibly relaxes, you pump your hips VERY CAREFULLY
>good bye, wizard powers
>the tip of your cock is bathed in heat, her moisture sliding down your shaft freely
>"AAAAAaaaaaahn~"
>oh sweet mother mary on the hood of a mercedes-benz

Merci where's French Anon?

>>28682380
If I had to take an educated guess...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSOxqb1EnYk

>>28682368

>this is the SHIT
>Twilight slaps her hands down onto your chest and for like the third time in as many minutes you fall over
>considering the view, you can't say you mind all that much
"Want me to keep going?"
>gotta think about how SHE feels, all the woman-oriented porn you've seen has that as a huge thing
>you've gotta stop watching so much porn
>it's helped you out so far, though
>pay attention, she's answering you
>"Y-yeah, I think I'm good."
>ok, you know you're excited, but you gotta take this slow
>you slowly but steadily thrust into her opening, feeling the heat overtake your shaft
>she's so fucking tight it's like she's trying to push you out
>but going by her moans, she'd literally murder you if you stopped
>so you don't, you keep going until you're fully planted inside her
>you can feel her massaging every inch of you, clenching, stretching, contracting
>"AAAaaaAAH, l-let me get used to this."
>you're okay with that, if you had to keep going you would have blown already
>think unsexy thoughts, Anon
>uhhhhhh, Rainbow Dash kicking your ass at soccer
>tight spandex, sports bra...
>shitfuck
>uhhhhhh, Flash jerking off
>THERE we go
>"Okay, I think I'm good."
>just in time, too!
>you drag your tool out until just the tip is inside, and slide it back in
>"*gasp* MMMMh."
>well, those lines on your chest look like they'll heal up nicely
>you start up a steady pace, and eventually Twilight gets the idea and starts bouncing
>the way her body moves while she fucks you captures all of your attention for a while, until your thrusts and hers desync
>she's going faster than you now, so you speed up
>soon, every thrust you make into her tight hole make a resounding slap and elicit a moan from your partner
>"AH~"
>you might have to switch it up a little bit, buy yourself some time
>the way her toaster is cooking your bagel, you've got like 30 seconds max until it goes "ding"
>wow, that one...just kinda got away from you

>>28682492
>the way her toaster is cooking your bagel, you've got like 30 seconds max until it goes "ding"
That's it. Everyone else stop trying. You can't top that shit.

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>>28682368
>"Hey, Twi, look at me."
>"look at me."
>"I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW"

>>28682380
>someone actually asked about my story
i'm touched i'm gonna be posting towards the end of the week so look out for that shit

>>28682492

>you don't think that you can DO missionary, what with the whole "one arm" thing
>doggy might work, but how to ask?
>and then there's the part where you've gotta get your dick IN her
>you wonder if you can actually mana-
>"Anon, I'm..."
>she clamps down on your cock and starts bouncing faster, throwing off your timing
>oh, and she appears to be cumming
>wait
>what did you just think?
>she's
>...
>CUMMING?!
>OKAY HERE WE GO BOYS, HOME STRETCH
>you do the half crunch thing again and grab her hip, plant your stump in the bedsheets and start thrusting like your life depended on it
>your muscles are screaming and you're out of breath, but may god strike you down if you're not gonna get her there
>her moans climb in volume as both of your speeds increase, rhythm forgotten in pursuit of your mounting pleasure
>slapping and moans are your world for what seems like an eternity
>that familiar pressure starts to build in your balls all too soon
>come on, come on, not gonna make it, not gonna make it-
>"BUCK ME BUCK ME BUCK ME AAAAAA-"
>Houston, we are go for launch
>roger, whenever you're ready
>your fingers dig into her hip as all the muscles in your body clench at once
>your teeth grind against each other as you release a strangled half-moan
>the white heat of your seed races down your shaft, Twilight's pussy milking it for all it's worth
>as soon as she feels that extra little bit of you inside her, she slams her ass down on you and goes completely silent, eyes glazed over in sheer extacy

>>28682604

>the part of you not completely overcome hue by the situation sears it into your memory as the perfect sight
>you both hold that pose, twitching and gasping as you ride out your shared passion
>moments, microscopic eternities pass until you collapse on each other
>and you start to laugh
>a very tired Twilight lazily rolls over and looks at you
>"What's so funny?"
"I was just wondering if date night was always gonna end like this."
>her eyes droopy, Twilight drapes her arm over your chest
>"Keep that up and I'd be mad if it didn't. Now, time to sleep."
"Yes, Princess Twilight."
>a flick to your forehead is the last thing you register before sleep takes you

>>28682380

he's right here, silly >>28682595

also, frenchy, my nigga, glad to see you. [spoiler je parle un petit peu de francais. comment allez-vous?[/spoiler] also, kek at your first spoiler

to everyone else, how was my first foray into full-on l00d green? formatting issues? OOC? anything goes, roast me

>>28682632
Last time you were worried about hamming up the heart to heart moment they shared, but this update was just great.
Both characters were the right amount of lewd and funny, and thanks to the intro through Twilight's perspective one can infere that these dorks are made for each other.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I liked it.

>>28682632
the lewd was fine my man, great stuff tbqh, humor and lewd is the best, ya did great


eh, je vais bien, l'école a été tueur, mais je suis assez d'accord jusqu'à présent


aussi, je veux dire merci pour la fabrication de ces fils possible l'homme, je suis avec vous depuis le début, et goddamit je serai là pour la fin

>>28682061
I bet you're an Attack on titan / Naruto / One punch man fag

>>28682609
That is some fine lewd, my good man

>>28682684

Je suis heureux de l'entendre! Aux portes du Valhalla, mon frere.

>>28682661

Thanks for the feedback, Star.

Ok, beddy bye for fuckface. Gotta get up for work in 5 hours, got carried away with l00d. You guys are my fucking squad, Stand Proud.

>>28682823

I ain't forget you though, cameo. Feel free to tear me a new asshole over anything I messed up, criticism=better writefag

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Twilight is a pillar men ? Think with me she win wings she have a horn thats not coincidence the pillar mens was born in equestria and they taught celestia and luna the secrets of the stone mask and some time in the future kars will return in the ultimate rock form and awaken again and tell all the ponys her histories about her beatiful friendship and friends

>>28682850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I

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>>28682839
Honestly, I'm not the best when it comes to giving criticism
that and I'd just be repeating what StarAnon said, and I don't wanna do that

Also:
>the way her toaster is cooking your bagel, you've got like 30 seconds max until it goes "ding"
pic related

>>28682850
>The ultimate rock form
Boulder?

I just realised...
>Jotaro Kujo 6'5" Japanese
>6ft 5 inches
>JAPANESE
Is it humanly possible for a Japanese Person to be that tall / big

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Creams alt world is equestria?
Armless Advol in equestria when?

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>>28683168
Damn he is already in esquestria he is more fast than i tough equestria have the red stone of aja to O MY SMOKEY kars is near

>>28684280
Kars is Boulder... The red stone of aja is Holders Boulder... Limestone is Lisa Lisa?

>>28684810
What about the wall eyes and the rock people?

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>>28684835
I haven't got that far yet mang

Thread theme song?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=krixmZLh2dg

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>>28682786
hell no!
all anime is shit, MLP and hannah barbera master race

>>28685472
There is a lack of MLPxFlintstones greens. Or EQGxScoobyDoo.

>>28685489
flintstones? don't you mean,GRANDAD?

>>28685495
I miss silvagunnar

>>28685784
me too

So Jobros what is your faviorite part of the series? I've gotta go for part 7 honestly some of Arakis best work

>>28686287
Gotta say 7 as well
Though I'm liking how part 8 is shaping up

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RIP Scilight

Still waiting for more fun [WIFIN YOU] shenanigans.

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>>28687215
Scilight vs. Yoshikage Kira for the next [ASB]?

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>>28684810
l'm talking about the collar of the episode magic duel but that make sense to

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>>28686287
Stone ocean , i like of the part 7 too but i love pucci and her personality , jolyne is a good character too and the stands are very well and the things go really BIZARRE in the part

>>28688393
Shit i use the wrong image a print screen of my cell

>>28685495
>>28685784
>>28685956
SilvaGunner was autistic shit and Le Ruse Bird went easy on you SJW-like fags, considering how much you all stalked him for Planet Robobot

>>28673392
I was gonna post it in the last thread just to spite you. Dammit. Here it is.

>>28672663
Stand: 「M E G A T R O N I C」
「M E G A T R O N I C」 is a Stand with a wide, buff, but somewhat short build. It is a humanoid whose topaz-colored body, which shines like a jewel, is uncovered but barren like a statue. While it's not as fragile as a gem, it is not very durable compared to an average Stand. It fights with a rather wide long sword, measured 5'6" from the tip to the bottom of the hilt, which is only a little bit shorter than the Stand itself. It is bright white like marble, but still sharp as another steel sword.

The Stand, at its base and weakest level, fights aggressively but slowly, as though the sword is just light enough to be wielded effectively, but otherwise too heavy. That's where the real power of the Stand comes into play: As the user's loyalty to other people, places, and concepts(e.g. religion, political affiliation) grow, the Stand can power itself up, by planting the sword into the ground and kneeling. As it powers up, both「M E G A T R O N I C」and its blade grow larger, and advance an ACT. The former reaches 9 feet, and while it grows, its body morphs and shapes itself into the shape of full plate armor. The blade will reach an absurd 10 feet at its tallest, and can grow out to double that length for an mighty blow, ACT 4 Rend. This will take time, however, and will make 「M E G A T R O N I C」revert to ACT 1 on contact. The time for it to grow between forms is 10+5(x-1), where x is the current ACT. It totals 45 seconds from ACT 1 to reach its current strongest form. ACT 4 Rend charges for 10 seconds.

The following stats could, in theory, grow even further as more forms are unlocked, hence the C in Potential. However, the Stand User cannot yet break these limits.
Power - C, goes up to A
Speed - E, goes up to B
Range - D, does not increase
Durability - D, goes up to A
Precision - E, goes up to C
Potential - C

Hope it's aight

>>28688708
Not bad. Do you plan to write some green about him?

Phantom Bump

>>28688393
>That Jolyne

Top fucking unf would destroy that ass and pussy /10

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>you will never have a Erina / Suzi q / Holly / Tomoko girlfriend / waifu feeli feeli feelzu

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Hey guys, I'll be posting the end of the story some time today.
See you guys around.

>>28691316
>The end of the story
Fuck what will be your plan once your done with your story anyway man?

>>28691498
You'll have to wait a see.

>>28691539
*Insert to be continued arrow here*

>>28692245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>28692862
I bought a yes album to purely play that one song am I insane or Bizarre

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>>28693205
>MFW I walked into a steel fucking pole sign as I was unspoilering your spoiler

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Who's smarter Joseph (part 2/3/4) or Jotaro?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iRhNR9VaJ14

Bump, goodnight Jobros may you all stand proud

>>28693841
My gut says Joseph

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Green incoming.
Looking for some pictures.

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>>28695020
Previously:
http://pastebin.com/9fSMNBDh
Caballeron got blown the fuck out,
What destiny awaits him? You should know, you voted for it.

>You stand next to Caballeron.
>His pitiful self reduced to a quivering mess and a paralyzed half.
“Listen, I don`t think the things you did today should be forgiven. All those deaths were because of you. “
>You clench your fist super hard.
>This is more difficult than you thought.
“I should put down.”
>You inhale a lot of air.
>You hold it.
>And then exhale it.
“But I won’t.”
>Caballeron’s body stops trembling.
“I know nothing about you, what led you to be this way, and it really wouldn’t be my place to judge you. But someone once taught me that everyone deserves a second chance to be a better person.”
>Caballeron’s eyes begin to water.
“Maybe now is a good time to rethink what you’ve done and see if it was worth it after all.”
>You start moving away from him.
“I’ll go see how Daring is doing. When I get back I’ll take you to a doctor in the surface.”
>You continue moving.
>”Y-y-y”
>Does he want to say something to you?
>”Yooooouu bastard.”
>You stop and look back at him.
>”How dare you tell me what to do. I’ll show you. I’ll show you all.”
>There is something in his hands.
>On each hand, there is an arrow head!
>He still had more!?
“Wait! Don’t do it!”
>But it was too late.
>He had already pierced each hand.

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>>28695102
>Caballeron’s body stands still.
>Nothing happened.
>No convulsing, no spasms, no bleeding.
>You approach his body and turn him around carefully.
>He has no pupils.
>His body is cold and there is no heart beat.
>He is dead.
>His body couldn’t handle more pressure from the arrows.
>Even though you offered him a second chance.
>In spite of his ambition and all the bloodshed and the lives that were lost.
>And it was all for nothing.
>This is the worst.
>”Ha ha ha.”
>Someone is laughing?
>You look behind you.
“[Def Leppard]?”
>There it was.
>Standing on its hind legs, clapping his monkey hands.
>”So that meat bag died as he lived, greedy until the end.”
>This makes no sense.
“How can you? What is even?”
>Calm down. Think carefully what you say.
“How come you are still here?”
>[Def Leppard] grins.
>”I’ve become free, that’s what happened”
>Free?
>”Thanks to the arrows I’m no longer bound to that idiot. Now I can do as I please without some lesser being telling me what to do.”
>You look closer to him.
>There is no aura.
>He is no vision whatsoever.
>He has a solid body.
“So you became a real boy. What now?”
>”Now I dispose of every last one of you humans, starting with you.”
>You look back to Caballeron.
>His body was slowly turning into dust.
“I understand.”
>You call out [Starman].
“You are a monster and a threat. I’ll stop you without holding back.”
>[Def Leppard] growls.
>”I have more power than when I was bound to that shit. You stand no chance against me. Throw as many punches as you want, none are strong enough to hurt me.”
>He gets on all fours and runs towards you.
“I said I won’t hold back anymore. I just need one punch.”

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>>28695125
Stand Name: [Def Leppard]

Stand User: Doctor Caballeron

Stand Ability: [Reanimation] + [Chrysopoeia](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation)
(http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chrysopoeia)

Power - B

Speed - A

Range - C

Durability - C

Precision - C

Potential - D

Description: It is a large dog with ape like hands and one extra hand on its tail. For some reson its eyes are on its snout.
When it whistles he can reanimate dead bodies and have them do whatever the user wants.
The second time he was pierced by the arrow, the hand in his tail gained the ability [Rock of Ages].
Everything it touches gets turned into gold. It can even void the effects of attacks or abilities.
Did the repeated use of the arrows make him real?

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>>28695166
And now back to Daring.

>You are Daring Do.
>And this is the end.
>You’ve tried every last one of your tricks.
>And that monster still doesn’t die.
>Punches and kicks did noting.
>It was like beating a wall of flesh.
>His strength was leagues above what a normal human could do.
>Each punch or kick he threw was able to break part of the stone platform you were both in.
>If your calculation were right each punch should have a pressure above 600kg/cm2.
>You filled him with lead from the guns you still had left hidden on your vest, but they only slowed him down a little.
>Shit, you even stuck a grenade in his mouth.
>That seemed to hurt him, but with each swipe he got on you he recovered almost instantly.
>Not only that, he became stronger.
>You’ve been dodging him while hanging from chain to chain with your whip.
>But just now he shot his fangs and ripped your precious whip to pieces.
>Which leads you to your current situation.
>You are cornered, hurt all over and out of tricks.
>Not even a miracle can save you.
>The monster closes on you.
>”Wryyyyyyy.”
>That’s all it says.
>Whatever it means it will be the last thing you will hear.

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>>28695202
>You think of all the adventures you had so far.
>You discovered treasures, ancient civilizations, stopped villains, had a successful academic career, and you also were a bestselling novelist.
>You shouldn’t have any regrets.
>You really shouldn’t…
>Then, why can’t you stop thinking about failing to save Doctor Jones.
>Or leaving that fool behind with Caballeron.
>Your temper took the worst of you.
>And now you are going to pay the price.
>You hear a loud crash.
>And then another.
>The monster also seems to notices.
>It getting closer.
>Followed by a sharp howl of pain.
>The roof of the cave breaks!
>A giant doglike creature crashes on top of the vampire.
>Even the platform beneath them crumbles.
>Both monsters fall to the melting magma.
>The hound sinks unmoving.
>The vampire trashes around for a few seconds, but is no match for the heat of melting rocks.
>You stand on the last piece of platform left.
>”Hey! Can you hear me?”
>You look up.
>It was that guy… the translator.
>”Hold on! I’ll go and get you!”
>You sigh.
>You guess miracles can still happen.

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>>28695208
>You are both out of the pyramid.
>It took some time; what with this big oaf carrying you all the way back despite your protests.
>but he did kinda save you, so you will let it pass.
>Luckily, all the traps were already disabled.
>On the way out of the pyramid you asked him to retrieve your backpack from the remains of the jeep.
>And now you were out.
>The hole in which you fell was surrounded by Caballeron’s men vehicles.
>He must have been pretty confident everything was going to be according to plan to left no one guarding them.
>You both get on a boogie car and leave.
>”Those cuts look deep. I’ll get you to a hospital in no time.” He says as he drives.
“No need for that.”
>You pull a little box from the backpack labeled “Zombie Horse”.
>From within it you pull out some string and begin to sew your injuries.
>It didn’t take long for them to begin healing.
>”Whaaa.”
>He he. You always feel the need to brag a little with this guy.
“A gift from the Kingdom of Naples. Never go out without it.”
>”Magic string… you are full of surprises.”
>Look who’s talking.
“What happened to Caballeron and their men?”
>He looks somber for a second.
>”They are in a better place now.”
>That’s all he says.
>Let’s leave it at that.
>”What happened to that Doctor Jones?”
>…
”He is also in a better place.”
>He nods.

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>>28695224
>You both keep silent for a few good minutes.
>”I know what is like to lose a friend. This may not mean much to you, but it helps remembering them for what they meant to you instead of how they went away.”
>…
>You clean some tears from your eyes.
>”Thanks”
>Shit you are a softie today.
>Let’s change the subject.
“What’s your name?”
>He looks away from the road to look at your eyes.
>”Ziggy. Ziggy Stardust.”
“Pfft. That’s a dumb name.”
>”No its not!” he replies flustered.
>Just like that the foul mood is gone.
“Well, since you’ve been a good boy for this whole adventure, I’m willing to do anything you want in return.”
>His face freezes.
>”A-a-anything?”
>You love messing with his head.
“Anything, big guy.”
>You give him your bedroom eyes.
“You’ve earned it.”
>”Then… “
>Now he gives you a bedroom eyes.
>”Could you give the publishing rights for your next book to “Little, Brown and Company”?”
>…
>…
>…

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>>28695234
“You aren’t from the Speed Wagon Foundation.”
>”Who? “
>The nonexistent mood is killed.
>”They sent me to negotiate with you ‘cause no editor could come to an agreement.”
>You cover your face with your hands.
>This is the most embarrassed you’ve ever felt.
“Yes, sure. Just don’t tell this to anyone.”
>”All right!”
>He fist bumps.
>Then he looks concerned again.
>”There was magma in that cave, right?
“Yeah.”
>”And I threw him covered in black stars.”
“What are you talking about?”
>From behind you, hear the earth roar with a thunderous boom.
>A geyser of lava was shot several feet to the air.
>Most of the jungle begins to set on fire.
>”I hope nobody blames me.”
>Man, fuck this guy.
“Another day, another dungeon.”
>”That’s a good line. You should use it in your books.”
>…
>Seriously, fuck this guy.

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>>28695260
Stand Name: Starman

Stand User: Ziggy Stardust

Stand Ability: [Probability Manipulation]
(http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Manipulation)

Stats:

Power - A

Speed - D

Range - A

Durability - B

Precision - D

Potential - B

Description: It's a humanoid Stand composed of a myriad of stars and wears star-shaped glasses.
The stand and its user can shoot yellow stars that affect probability favorably or black stars that affect probability in a disfavorable way. It's effects may cause a string of events that may spiral out of the user's control (if something good happens in one place, something equally bad happens elsewhere).
The stand can also apply its effect by making contact with its target since it is made of stars.
Effort and strenght required are inversely proportional to the likelyhood of an event to happen.
It is only limited to make the likely/unlikely to happen. Can't make the impossible to happen and can't prevent the absolute from happening.
The user can wear its stand glasses in order to see the outcomes or variables of any situation, but can't shoot stars while doing so. These visions are overwhelming for the user.
The stand isn't sentient, but may act subconciously in order to protect its user.
After battling with Caballeron, the stand can now make solid star constructs appear anywhere it wants. These can be as durable as the stand itself and can be called off at any moment.

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>>28695305
>You are Ziggy and you are on a plane back to Canterlot.
>This was a bizarre trip.
>But you did it.
>You closed the deal.
>And all it took was facing mercenaries, fighting monsters and burning down the Amazon jungle.
>…
>somewhere in your mind you have the nagging feeling that you were the bad guy in all of this.
>you better play some tunes in your walkman and forget about it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
>Much better.
>You pull out a signed copy of “Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone.”
>A.K. Yearling was really adamant on you reading it.
>You put on your reading glasses and open the book.
>You chuckle a little to yourself.
“I’ve heard about self-insert, but this is next level.”

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>>28695322
BONUS TRACK

>A young girl with light-blue hair is talking trough a cell phone.
>”Hello, boss? Yes, this is Snow Drop.”
>”I don’t really know the details, but they say everything on the ruins was lost.”
>”Yeah, we expected Caballeron to try and betray us, but he may have gotten too far.”
>”Well, I didn’t see myself, of course, but it must have been pretty strong.”
>”Hold on, they are telling me something.”
>”That’s fantastic! Boss, the team managed to retrieve one of the arrows!”
>”It wasn’t a total lost after all.”
>”What do we do now?”
>”That far? Ok. See you later boss.”
>She hangs the phone.
>”Listen up boys! We are going to Venice to look for the Red Stone of Aja!”
>She announces cheerfully, even though her men were standing behind her the whole time.

TO BE CONTINUED …

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>>28695331
And that's how the cookie crumbles.

Thanks to everyone who read the story.
This was my first ever green, and I'm sure it shows in many places, but I'm glad to have shared it with you guys.
I'm going to continue writing of course.
Ziggy will come back, but for the moment I want to write stories with other characters.
Maybe one more with Ziggy as a main character, but I'll think aobut it first.
Ziggy is at heart a good guy and maybe an idiot savant, but think of him as a background character.
Heck, feel free to use it in your greens if you want to.
Pastebin is updated: http://pastebin.com/9fSMNBDh

Thanks for reading and Stand Proud!

>>28695384
Enjoyed it mang
I need more ziggy tho

>>28695202
wait a minute, i took me a second to get the reference in that pic, now i feel misery

Continuing from http://pastebin.com/vfYfFfBH

>Shadowy bullets rip through the deadites as they advance.
>Their bodies begin crumbling under the sustained fire.
>Skeletons' bones shatter, unable to take the impact from the bullets.
>Zombies get their limbs and heads shot off, and are unable to regenerate them.
>You sustain the fire from your constructs as long as possible.
>By the end of it all, the deads of various types have crumpled to the ground.
>You sigh in relief, gasping for breath.
>The vampiress frowns at you.
>"I see that it takes effort to sustain those summons of yours. And here I thought you'd be more of a challenge."
>You chuckle weakly, as your shadow Wehrmacht turns their weapons on her.
"I have enough left to put you back in the ground, Fickfehler." Fuckerror. Someone who's birth was unplanned.
>She grits her teeth, before her face contorts to a grin.
>"That's quite a mouth you have. Don't worry, your stamina issues will be fixed when I make you my underling."
>...
>Verdammt, even as a vampire, she's an 8 at least.
>You took that statement so many wrong ways, you ended up in Albuquerque.
>But you just took out her little band of the dead.
>Why is she still so confide-
>HEILIGE SCHEIßE!
>A hand popped out of the ground and grabbed your leg!
>Immediately, one of your constructs shoot it, and you back away.
>You then notice more Zombies and Skeletons popping out of the ground.
>...Well, shit.

>>28696272

"Rückzug!"
>You start running, and your constructs follow you.
>More dead start popping out of the ground.
>You hold your fire.
>You're out of breath as it is, you need as much stamina as possible.
>One of your constructs fall, so you unsummon him.
>Then another.
>Then another.
>Then another.
>You gain a little more stamina every time, but even if you unsummon them all, it won't give much more than you already have.
>And keeping them summoned gives her something else to concentrate on.
>But your constructs are dropping like flies.
>You ignore this, heading for the church.
>Big doors, narrow windows, stone structure...
>You can at least buy some time if you can make it there.
>There, it's in sight.
>FICK, something grabbed your ankle!
>You fall to the ground, unceremoniously.
>You cast a shadow to spear the hand that grabbed you.
>Backing out of the way of the rising deadite, you see that you're surrounded.
>And all of your constructs are gone.
>The laughing and snarling ghouls stare as the skeletons hiss at you menacingly.
>They part like an ocean as the vampiress approaches you.
>You look over at the church.
>"Aww, you didn't actually think you'd make it there, did you?
>You'll only have one shot.
>You concentrate on a crack in the stone.
>"Just relax."
>She pins you down, drawing back her hand.
>You ignore her, focusing on that crack.
>"This will all be over soon."
>Her hand stabs for your throat.
>But a split second before the strike, you disappear, teleporting into the church through the crack in the wall.

>As you reform from the shadows, you hear a wicked shriek, muffled by the thick walls of the church.
>The cool air soothes you, but you're far too tired now to really appreciate it.
>But you notice a figure approaching.
>It's too blurry to make out.
>Darkness take you...

>>28696341

>You wake up to a comfortable surrounding.
>You're laying in a bed with red sheets.
>Your eyes give a casual glance around.
>You seem to be in a bedroom.
>It seems rather medieval, but the modern furnishings are the thing that keeps you from thinking you fell into a time warp.
>You sit up, looking around.
>And notice a nun sitting in a chair next to your bed.
>She's engrossed in the bible she's reading in her lap.
>You clear your throat politely.
>She looks up, and sighs in relief.
>"Oh, thank goodness. I thought you wouldn't wake."
>Your first thoughts drift to unsavory places.
>She's around your age, and a solid 9.
>She either doesn't care, or doesn't notice that you're checking her out.
>Dem titties tho.
>Is it getting hot in here?
>She glances up at you, and you face forward.
>Bad brain, Nuns aren't for sexual.
>She marks her page, and closes her bible.
>Looking up, she greets you with a gentle smile.
>"My name is Sister Andrews. I welcome you to Canterlot Church, child."
>Child?
>But you're the same age as her.
>Oh, wait, she's a Nun.
>You're a child to her even if she was younger.
>You nod.
"Erich. Erich Rammstein."
>"It's a pleasure to meet you, Erich. Please, could you turn this way?"
>You look over at her.
>DAYUM them titties!
>Her habit does a good job of hiding them, but they're huge!
>Fucking brain, stop!
>"There's no need to fear, child. The dead do not come within this Holy sanctuary. You are truly blessed to survive an encounter with her."
>You force yourself to make eye contact with Sister Andrews.
"Her?"

>>28696459

>Sister Andrews turns away solemnly.
>"Her name is Sharon Den Westerholt. She was buried here some two centuries ago. She was a serial killer from a wealthy family, seducing men in the night, and murdering them in the privacy of her home. When she was discovered, the sheriff and his deputies were forced to kill her, and she died in a hail of gunfire. Her family paid for a mausoleum on these grounds, and she was buried. But some say the night after her death, a stranger visited her grave, carrying a strange stone mask. They say the Devil himself resurrected her, so she could continue hunting in the night.
>She looks up at you, teary eyed.
>"This story was long though to be a myth, but last month, she began hunting again. I think she stays in her mausoleum every few decades, to avoid suspicion. On rainy and dismal days like this, she lures unsuspecting victims to her mausoleum, and kills them."
>A dark look befalls you.
"This, woman. Westerholt. Have you known about her long?"
>A guilty look comes over Sister Andrews, and she nods, looking down.
"And why haven't you done anything about her before?"
>Sister Andrews shakes her head.
>"What can I do? I'm just a woman of the Church. I can only ward away the evil from the flock. I can't actually destroy her. And the police would never believe me. Not even the Priests of other congregations would believe me."
>She starts sniffling.
>"People place too little value in faith these days. So when evil does appear, no one recognizes it for what it is. All I can do is pray for a savior to come."
>...Well, shit. You made a Nun cry.
>Congratulations, Arschgeige. Assviolin. An idiotic asshole.

>>28696633

>Well, you did say you'd send the bitch to the gas chambers.
>And you can't let this Westerholt bitch hurt anyone else.
>And you feel bad about making Sister Andrews cry.
>And DEM TITTIES THO.
"Maybe God sent me."
>Did you seriously just say that?
>She looks up at you, her tears stopping.
>...Roll with it.
>You turn your body to face her, putting your legs on the ground.
>With a small wave, your shadow tosses the blanket off the bed, throwing it at the opposite wall.
"I have power over the shadows. I used this power to escape Westerholt. Now that I know who she is, and what she's capable of, I can defeat her."
>She starts crying again.
>But from her expression, these were tears of joy.
>She suddenly lunges at you, and you put your hands up reactively.
>Her body collides with yours, and you feel her hugging you.
>You also feel your hands fill with titty.
>"Oh, thank you so much! God has answered my prayers! With your powers, and God on your side, you can drive away the evil plaguing my church!"
>Ffffffffff-
>Not now, boner!
>You slowly push her away, unintentionally groping her.
>She backs away with your hands.
>You quickly pull away, putting your hands in your lap.
"...Sorry about that."
>Her happy smile grows confused.
>"About what? You offered to save my church, and drive out the evil, right?"
>...Did she seriously not notice you feeling her up?
"Ugh. I mean, don't worry. I'll help."
>She clasps her hands together, smiling tearfully.
>"With your help, we can finally put an end to her reign of evil. Bless you, Erich Rammstein!"
>You think you loosened her habit, her cleavage is showing.
>Dammit boner!

To be continued...

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MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!

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FULL OP IS OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwi_3dll8c

>YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN 2m40s

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>>28697227

https://a.pomf.cat/eazzwd.mp3

NOW post
>yfw 2:40

>>28697227
>tfw it won't load no matter how many times i click it...

Man I can't wait to get home and hear it now hopefully it won't get blocked / removed because 'Muh copyright' before hand

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I'm not dead yet! This will however be a short chapter because I didn't really fit with the one before it and it was annoying to try to bolt it onto the start of the next one.

Chapter 4: The Pull of ｢Gravity｣

>To say that the two of you (or, at least Dash) get some odd looks as you make your way back through Ponyville would be an understatement.
>Though it’s still relatively early in the morning there are enough ponies around that Dash can’t go more than a handful of steps without being stopped to ask if she’s alright.
>Damn ponies and their good natured helpfulness.
>Fortunately though you make it back to Twilight’s castle without incident.
>Unfortunately, the extent of her ‘crazy healing magic’ is using telekinesis to apply the better part of her medicine cabinet to Dash’s wounds.
>”And this stallion was able to do what WHAT with his stand?”
>Dash sighs as Twilight seems to produce a quill and notepad from nowhere to take notes.
>”I- we figured out he was able to reset the location of everything in a set radius.”
>”Fascinating, the diversity in stand powers truly immense.”
“It didn’t stop us from kicking his ass.”
>Dash relays your comment, and Twilight just rolls her eyes.
>”It’s just odd that you would meet him today, of the day after you gained your own stand.”
>”It must be like Princess Luna said; Stand users attract other Stand users.”
>Twilight purses her lips, clearly unhappy with such a simple answer.
>”There must be more to it than that though…”
>Dash offers her a shrug and a thought.
>”Hey, we deal with big complicated problems all the time. Why can’t it be a simple answer for a change?”
>Dash slides herself out of her seat, and in her haste knocks the open box of medical supplies off the table.
>Acting almost unconsciously, you snap your hand out and grab the box in mid-air, before it has the chance to spill all over the floor.
>”Huh. Nice catch Anon.”

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>>28698303
>You go place the box back on the table and notice Twilight staring at the (what would appear to her) floating medical kit before muttering a single word.
>”Gravity…”
>”What was that Twi.”
>Dash’s voice seems to snap Twilight out of her state and the mare quickly turns around and heads for the door, notepad in tow.
>”One moment, I need to write this down!”
>You and Dash share a confused look, and follow Twilight, curious as to what she’s up to.
>The two of you are lead to an adjacent room strewn with notes and papers and dominated by a large chalkboard that Twilight is frantically writing on.
>You take a look at a small, nondescript journal on the nearby desk and see that it seems to describe a number of different stands, as well as a number of theories the writer seems to have about them.
>”Twilight what are you doing?”
>”Writing down my theory, what does it look like?”
“A bunch of squiggles.”
>Dash stifles a laugh, then goes ramrod stiff when Twilight spins around to face her.
>”Rainbow Dash, you understand the theory of gravity, yes?”
>Dahs shoots Twilight a look as if she just asked her what her name was.
>”I’m a pegasus, of course I do.”
>Rainbow clears her throat and casts her mind back to her school days as she puts on her best teacher voice;
>”What goes up must come down.”

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>>28698307
>Twilight sighs, and with a flick of her horn conjures a magical grid into existence, with a large sphere suspended above it.
>Before your eyes the sphere lowers itself into the grid, dragging it down around it and creating a divot in the middle.
>”To put it in Laymares terms; The bigger the object the stronger its gravity. In our case a planet;”
>Twilight stomps her hoof on the ground.
>“-contains exerts more gravity than a pony. That’s why we stand on its surface.”
>”So what does this have to do with stands? Are you saying that there’s one that can control gravity?!”
>”It’s a possibility, but that’s not what I’m saying. I’m more interested in relating this to stand USERS.”
>Twilight conjure another sphere in place above the grid.
>”While as a rule smaller, or rather less dense objects are drawn towards denser ones when they’re caught in their field of gravity-”
>Twilight drops the second sphere onto the grid, close to the first.
>”Two objects of equal density will be mutually drawn towards each other.”
>True to her word both spheres move; meeting in the middle.
>”My theory, and it is just a theory, is that stands and stand users have their own, unique field of ‘gravity’ that like Princess Luna said; draws stand users towards each other.”
>”That...actually sounds like it could be right.”
>”Now I know the theory has several holes in it but- Wait what?”
>”It’s a good theory Twi-”
“I don’t see how it helps us but…”
>”-, really, it is.”
>Twilight goes to respond, only to stop and gasp as a light appears from behind Dash.
>Or more accurately, from Dash’s behind.
“Uh Rainbow, is your cutie mark supposed to be glowing?”

https://youtu.be/jNEk5Yf-MYY

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>>28698303
>>28698307
>>28698332
http://pastebin.com/SQr1gVUy

Chapter 5: Welcome To The World

>>28698377
Nice update man. Let's see how their "Booty Calls" are conected to gravity.

>>28695384

Thoroughly enjoyed myself, very nice green. Starman OP, Araki pls nerf

>>28698581
Thanks man. I'll just go and nerf [Starman] next time he appears in a story.

>>28698604
What? No I was memeing at you, starman is cool. I like the probability alteration, and the stars remind me of Josuk8

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>>28697227
damn man it got copyrighted after all this time waiting
>>28697865
if this is the same one then man 2:40 and everything passed it... so so beautiful and perfect at the same time. i really hope araki lives to see all his parts animated and even make a Jojo movie as honestly not only as a director and a drawer of everything but his musical taste and choice for each part is so great. this man is one of the greatest living beings on earth, is there nothing he can't do?

What is your opinion on this?

http://www.animeherald.com/2016/09/28/live-action-jojos-bizarre-adventure-film-works

Can they pull it off, or it will be cancelled like that one movie of Phantom Blood.

>>28699204
>Takashii whatever the fuck his name is
>not Araki
I know he's a busy man running his own company and writing / drawing new JoJo stuff but I know he said he's a perfectionist and well he's very VERY fussy so if the movies not 'exactly' how he wants it he will be very upset dubbing the movie his biggest regret or something.

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You can Inherit the Joestar blood and have a amazning bizarre adventure and all of the following will happen.
>You will find love.
>You will go across the world battling many enemies to reach your true final enemy.
>You will befriend a Zeppeli and at some point he will sadly die. (alternatively you can flip a coin for this and the family member option so 50/50 chance)
>A family member will die.
>There is a 50/50 chance you do (literal coin flip)
>If you survive you get to keep your powers, keep your waifu and inherit the speedwagon fortune while working your dream job / doing your favourite hobby

I wouldn't do it, seeing a great ally / family member dying would leave me like >pic

>>28696689
Does anyone care about my green anymore, or has it reached a point where it's too Bizzare/shitty OC and I should just an hero?

>>28700034
I'll admit, at first I thought the whole "making things out of shadow" deal was... I dunno. Too... not JoJo, if you catch my meaning. But it's grown on me, and I wanna see more adventures with Erich and the big-tittied nun.
Though I understand if you want to move on to other ideas

>>28700119
It's not that I want to move on, it's just...

You ever walk into a room, and a bunch of people are having a pleasant conversation, and you shout something out to contribute, but everyone just kinda stares at you awkwardly for a minute, and then returns to their conversations making sure not to include you?

That's how I feel when no one replies to my story.

>>28700157

Not that I'm looking for (You)s or anything, I just wanna be sure people are enjoying what I write. Nothing would make me happier than to know that I'm helping people have a good time.

And I'm always looking to improve, so if you have any criticisms about my story or writing style, I'd love to hear them. Don't hold back, I can take it.

>>28700231
I like your stories.
[Benzin] is a cool power and you have shown how it could be used in many jojo like ways.
Erich was too serious at first, but he grows on you. Against the foes he battled so far he is the one you end up rooting for.
The cast is quirky but likeable. The Hooflers are my favourites, but I have high hopes for the little girls squad.
As for the new story, I not that into the nun, but I liked hiw the vampired posed a real threat to Erich and his shadow soldiers.
As for not replying... sorry man. I'll try and provide more feedback next update.
Keep it up!

>>28677950
>JoJo Thread
I don't get the hype of JoJo stuff, it has bad VA and is actually boring from the first few eps I've seen

>>28700489
>Watching only the first few eps

You poor bastard.

>>28700554
I got to the point where they are in a life raft, does it get better?

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>>28700585

>Does it get any better

Buckle your seatbelt, because you're in for a wild ride.

>>28700231
In terms of criticisms...
+Likeable and interesting cast
+Battle sequences are great
+Angel, JoJo, and Giola
+[BENZIN] has grown on me
-[WAR] Hasn't really shown itself outside of the few reports from Canterlot Radio (though it IS pretty early, so...)
+Angel, JoJo, and Giola
-+Big tittied nun (I like big tatas, but I question where this goes)
-+Not much characterization from Erich aside from his NatSoc leanings
+Angel, JoJo, and Giola
If there's anything I might have missed or whatnot, feel free to correct me

Seriously we need more of the teen JoJo squad

>>28700608
They were the "Cutie STAND crusaders" or did someone come up with another name?

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>>28699672
Or you can live in Morioh, have a moderate adventure, and just let a fat kid die.

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Okay there's finally something on YT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_oCWI5Hglo

>yfw 2:40

>>28700883
I hope they add some new effects to the OP when BITE THE DUST happens.

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>>28700883
Dude that was so fucking lit. Holy shit
>mfw I thought the extended version was gonna be shit

Bump Tendency

Starbump crusaders

Your waifu is now your stand, what do?

>>28703266
Love her for laifu, naturally
Also sleep time bump

>>28703266
>rape?

who is the stronger bubble maker Caesar or Josuke 8

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>>28704440
It's hard to say. There is an important GAP between them.

You guys ready for cat on cat action?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnqkJvYzqiU

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>>28704664
... My eyes do that when I stare blankly long enough

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JoeJoe write fag here got my ideas planned ou for chapter two were going to be seeing things from a 'different' perspective prepare for stands guys and guyettes also going to be making a few references to the writefag man himself Ace see if you can spot them because he's awesome and I should name my first child after him plus his story is bomb ass tea-tier I aspire to be 1/10th as good as him / the other writefags here

I would go on forever about how awesome all you guys are but I've been paid and have to eat a kebab before going out till 3:00am probably will drunkingly bump the thread if I can.

Toodles~
>MFW my captcha is pillars

>>28705789
Yaaay! JoeJoe is back!

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>>28705789
Good to see you back!

MAGICIANS BUMP!

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What's everyone's faviourite stand?

>>28706880
It changes from time to time.
I'm into Soft&Wet right now, but I remember being really into Gold Experience a few years ago.

>>28706880
Heaven's Door
Sex Pistols
Aerosmith
Paisley Park
Highway Star
Tusk
Echoes
Not in any order, these are just my favorites overall

>tfw you down 10 different shots and your still not tipsy

My kebab was too good damn you English drink logic

>>28707693
I stand corrected i may have elbowed some girls face but fuck it, it's a rave so everyone is head banging and mosh pitting I'll be alright not kicked out so can drink more

>>28706880
I love Pearl Jam. Cooking is one of my favorite hobbies.

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Pearl_Jam

>>28707982
I am now a hero some random girl started trying to chat up one of my mates in a relationship and was like 'I should of it' of course being not affected by the waters down drinks told him not to throw everything he worked for away and against 4 others saying to go for it i persuaded him to stay with his girlfriend and not cheat as the girl went to another man telling my mate that I respect him and even though I don't know him that well that he was like family to me thus building that bromance bond

>>28708487
The true wingman protects his bros and their relationships. May the kebabs keep you sober and strong for them.

>>28678859
took me a sec to get it. an amusing coincidence

>>28708522
Real life bizarre adventures part 4 kebab is unbreakable I am the JoeJoe of this real life group I had I break up 3 potential fights since my other mates were off their heads and every form of re contact physical contact or even verbal communications resulted in nearly a fight breaking out it's truly bizarre what alcohol does to people now I'm walking homes with ideas ready to write for tomorrow mid day as intyinkntue by get homer I'll be shattered

>>28688708
Also I did Requiem for fun. And because I wanted to use another Powerman 5000 song. No idea for appearance right now, sorry.

Stand: 「M E G A T R O N I C R E Q U I E M」
The true power lies in 「D A N G E R I S G O」, The Stand's most powerful ability. It is activated by stabbing the user with the sword, similar to Megatronic's normal form changing ACTs. It then drains the user's life to fuel itself further, at a rate of 5 seconds of boosted strength taking off a month. It can be called off at will, however. This ability would normally let fights be ended quickly, but there would ideally be a fight that involves some horseshit, which takes off at least five years of the User's life to balance it out.

All stats start at E, except Potential, which is Infinite. When「D A N G E R I S G O」engages, the stats quickly break the conventional scale, putting them at Infinite as well.

I had this sitting around since I posted Megatronic. I'm slow.

>>28689019
Sure do, by the way.

>>28706880
One from each part:

Magician's Red, for not just being part of my main in Heritage for the Future, but because it's a buff guy with control over fire and a bird thing for a head. That is fucking awesome.

Harvest was the first Swarm Stand, if I remember correctly, but Araki still knew how many tricks they could pull off.

Sex Pistols did most of the fighting in Vento Aureo, and Guido Mista was a pretty cool guy, but King Crimson is not only cool as fuck, any discussion of it will be hilarious somehow. It's a tie.

Sky High is just a bracelet that sends rods after opponents. If that sounds lame, it's because I'm not good at hyping up simple but cool things, and because you're a homo. Plus, Rikiel discussing how much he loved Apollo 11 made an impression.

I can't decide for Steel Ball Run so I'll say "all of them." The main contenders are Tusk, Oh! Lonesome Me, and Mandom though.

Nut King Call is gonna always be my favorite in terms of design and use, even though Joshuu descended to a thieving cunt. ;_;7

>>28708487
>not boning the random girl to make everyone happy
But for real, you did good.

>>28708861
>tfw I told mate who she was hitting on that i was single
>tfw she only went for guys in relationships
Even if I was that desperate I don't think it would be a good idea to hook up with a girl who after a drink would try and chat with other boys trying to get their love. She's a 3dpd chrysalis man...

Stray cat is a cunt
Highway star is gay as fuck
>>28706880
Star Platinum and the hand on design.
Also Crazy diamond and king crimson.

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Typical non stand users.

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JoeJoe fag here I have awakened and damn am I hungry, gotta run myself a bath and get something in my system knowing me it'll probably be a Burger King, Bacon double cheeseburger XL for life after that and a bath I'll probably be mentally prepared to write. Otherwise I'll be writing everything weirdly and out of place, basically like I normally do anyway...

Will start writing in 90 minutes just finishing off a little shopping.

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Now is the time, the time to write.

http://pastebin.com/Tz6dVnwJ

>>28711870
>As the sun pierces over the hills of the city you wake up as your alarm screams into your ears...
>Sometimes you wonder why you bother getting up, you're hardly noticed at school. all the effort you put in are ignored and your presence is more of a nuisance if anything.
>Skipping the details of your morning wake up routine you dress yourself up sporting a green shirt and a blue military jacket which matched your eyes.
>Adjusting your brown Chinos you slide down the staircase.
>"Goodmorning son!"
>Dad...
>Ignoring him you take a seat.
>Cereal, again.
>Downing your glass of milk you see her.
"Joy"
>"Brother Zacary!"
>Her enthusiasm and happiness never failed to bring a smile to your face.
>"Big brother could you teach me something cool?"
>Hmmmm it was too early.
>You open your mouth to say no but she gave you those puppy dog eyes.
"Gioia... Okay, This one comes from our great great great grandfather Gyro."
>Bracing yourself you put your energy and focus into using your 'spin'
>Gioia tilts her head in confusion.
>"I don't get it big brother, aren't you supposed to spin a ball to properly use the spin?"
>You gently breathe before continuing, turning your hand to the now amazed Gioia.
"...And his relative William, A Zeppeli"
>Your fingernails spin in perfect circles much to the amazement of your sister.
>"B-but brother Zac how does that work!?!?!"
>A smug smile reaches your face.
"Well you see sis, long long ago Gyro had a bizarre adventure of his own with another spin user, his name has long since been forgotten but he managed to manipulate the spin into his nails from what I saw in his journal."
>You finish the last of your cereal before continuing.
"I am not as naturally talented as them but our other relative William harnessed what is called 'Hamon' or The Ripple, otherwise known as the power of the sun.. and the sun is itself circular."
>She tilts her head in confusion but is none the less amazed at your 'trick'

Bah humbug you offer everyone to use the computer BEFORE I needs to use it .

Long story short I am computer less As even though I told my family two days ahead and rit down they had forgotten and need it again so you'll have to bare with me

>>28712012
>Gioia
Could this potentialy be a... cross-over? Or do the stories take place in the same world?
Cause that would be like, the coolest ever.

Bump is not Crash!

>>28712012
>>28712808

I approve, but am not quite sure where you're going with this. So long as you don't eff up the continuity, there shouldn't be a problem.

And just in case you're wondering, Gioia's father's stand is this.

Stand Name: [ALL SEEING EYE]
Stand User: Geno Zeppeli
Stand Description: A spiritual eye in the center of the user's forehead.
Power - E
Speed - A
Range - A
Durability - E
Precision - A
Potential - E
Stand Power: [ALL SEEING EYE] allows the user to see every potential future any action taken will result in. As well, when the user concentrates, he can divine the history of a bloodline, a country, and even alternate realities of individuals.

Geno used this to see the adventures if Gyro, which is how he knew about the Spin.

>>28712808
Who know's things may get more bizarre.
>>28712012
>Deciding not to complicate things any further you quietly halt your spin so your nails go back to normal.
>Looking a bit crestfallen from not understanding your trick you decide you'll really go the extra mile for her this once.
"But Gioia..."
>Her head pops up
"If you eat all your cereal and train really really hard, you'll be like me one day."
>You smirk.
"Or better."
>One moment you sit down with your legs crossed over each other the next you leap up like a firework.
>Hamon leaping, not very useful but very cosmetic and cool.
>Your Sister watched eyes sparking, clearly overwhelmed with joy.
>Thankfully you lived in quite a nice house (your Dad being a busy businessman ment you could have nice things, well your family can, not you)
>Leaping 10-15 feet into the air you calmly land on your feet right next to the door, items waiting to go.
>Turning around one last time you wave to your lil sister.
"Fino alla prossima volta Joy"
>Shutting the door you slide into your car and get the engine running.
>Your little display of Spin and Hamon cost you a few minutes.
>It was too late to drive fast as at this time cops did morning patrol...
>You sigh in defeat.
"I'll just play a song which summarises my school"
>Switching on the engine you put on your polarized ray bans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJp-HER1RvI
"MAMMA MIA, LET'S GO!"
>weirdly enough on your journey to school JoeJoe was the main thing on your mind.
>Joe... Joestar, could this be the guy who...
>You shake your head, while family was very important to the Zeppeli family the name was both very warming and at the same time sent chills down your spine.
>While the Joestars had their own curse according to the library in your school, it seemed the Zeppeli's had a worse variation of that curse.
>Contemplating these things you shake it off as sheer coincidence.

>>28714351
Let's just say your story and my story are completely separate but i'm throwing some of your characters (literally a tiny role for Aryanne and Erich) into Crystal prep since well it shows i've been reading my stuff on your story and that you're an inspiration to me man and will always be a reader.
>>28714462
>You didn't care if you lost your life, you had a father too busy to love you properly, you're mother was taken away from you at a very young age. father met another 'woman' and by woman you meant hag and you had to call her the name she was not worthy of.
>No the only thing that mattered to you most... was looking after your sister, Gioia... Joy.
>You snap back out of these dark thoughts, time had really flown by.
>You already at the school car park. your only space being between Lemon Zest and her Jaguar F type SVR-200 or 'HER' with her Volkswagen beetle.
>You wouldn't even specify the model since you knew why she choose that car and that brand.
>She's filthy fucking rich and could of got a porsche but instead chose that car to give her that 'I am superior to all of you' look.
>People like that sicken you, in fact she's not a person she's a monster to society.
>Slamming your door you get inside, just in time to start the day.
>Even though you stuck out like gum on a shoe and looked like a CHS student no one and you mean no one messed with you.
>The halls belonged to you and anyone who thought otherwise soon realised as your red haired head and shadow blacked them out.
>Reaching your locker you start to unpack your stuff. mainly your lunch and your military jacket.
>Locking up you get ready to get to your first lesson. Science, you didn't really care for teachers just for getting the day over with.
>Making your way through the halls like a warship surrounded by boats you make it to the door, no one blocking your path.
>Good no sign of HER...
>Yet.

>tfw your parents must have either pushed your computer to it's limit or just treated it poorly.

man my computers gone from decent to the speed of a snail which is freezing cold so freezes every two seconds... updates might be slow for the rest of the night.

>>28715117
oh p.s computer crashed again so going to update everything in pastebin folder and post it here tomorrow just for you lot to read. for some reason posting so many words break my computer. just needs to rest for today. sorry guys. green galore tomorrow

>>28715721
That's alright dude seems like you've ran into some bad luck first waking up hanged over with lots of ideas then having to wait 4 hours to write again just for your computer to become over heated or something damn, but you've got tomorrow and we've got plenty of other writefags so take it easy dude.

Alright, I got a few hours before work, let me get a few lines done on my story
>Get hungry
Okay, after lunch, I'll work on my story
>Roommate invites me to play Halo
FICH, okay. But I still have a couple hours. I can get something done.
>Facebook notification pops up
WTF I have to be at work in 15 minutes!

And that's why you won't get an update tonight.

>>28716684
It's ok. We'll get yours and Nitroplex's updates tomorrow.

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Cutie crossover?

>>28717193
This is great.

Golden Bump

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>>28714726
>TFW I inspire Senpai

How did I not notice?!

Bump Ocean

Steel Bump Run

bumpbumplion

Red Bump of Aja

>>28714726
Now to return to our story, properly this time.

>Making your way through the halls you were a gun boat making it's way through the sea of tiny ships. no one dared stand in your way.
>After getting there just in time at your own badass speed you get inside.
>This class had two noticeable students...
>You only knew who they were from their cars first was Sugarcoat, her car was a Tesla Roadster and next to her was the richest girl in the whole school.
"Fleur dis 'cazzo' lee..."
>Who knew being together with fancy pants would earn you the Lamborghini Centenario, 1.9 million dollars.
>You could swear she was literally made out of money.
>Anyway fixing your dropped jaw and averting gaze from the girl who heard you call her name (damn you brain) you get into class and take your seat at the back of the room.
>The back row of every classroom was yours. cool guy rules.
>"Zac Zeppeli?"
>Without giving the teacher whatever his name is an answer you merely kick your feet on the table.
"Si Signore?"
>The teacher nods satisfied.
>"Vos should conantur loqui minus et magis aliena anglicus, minus te respice stultus..."
>Smart bitch strikes again.
>Ignoring Sugarcoat you decide to actually focus on a lesson for once.
>"Okay students now for todays lesson we'll be looking at the complex components of molecules and the atoms within them."
>Maybe not, this is both too complicated and boring for you.
>There used to be that other girl in your class. Twilight, she was really smart, didn't drive but honestly made you feel less like an idiot when it come to this stuff.
>However after the events of the recent friendship games her name is not very welcomed here.
>All this time mentally pondering your school and your place in it earns you a glare from Sugarcoat.
>She attempts to scare you, staring at you with a sense of doom in her.
>Yawning you yawn with one hand while secretly preparing a rubber band gun with the other.
>Time to see how smart she really is.

>>28721367
Yay! He is back!

>>28721367
"Teacher I have a question."
>The teacher seems a bit shocked you were actually interested but nonetheless listened
>"Why yes Zac, what is it?"
"Well Atoms are what forms molecules for chemistry components and yet at the same time all our chemicals are made from basic protons, electrons and neutrons, correct?"
>The teacher nods
"Good, I was wondering how this new element worked 'Ununuctium' it has a atomic number of 118 if I am correct, could you possibly show me what that looks like."
>The teacher smiles quite impressed by your sudden intellect.
>"Why yes i'd be more than happy to Zac, you see-"
>"No need to waste your breath Mr Sombra, I'll teach Zeppeli over there the basics of his question."
>Sugarcoat stands up infront of you, between you and her you can see the mischievous smile on her face...
>She's going to make you look like an idiot.
>Just as you planned.
>"Well Zac the answer is simple you see, first of all you are wrong about the name of this element it's an easy name to remember so I think you should write it down, it's called Ununoctium and it's actually consisted very simply."
>She takes a breath while taking a piece of paper from your desk.
>"Okay this is the easy part the structure is 7 different circles and the components are made of the following numbers 2,8,18,32,32,18-"
You smirk as she finishes her gloating with her now finished diagram leaving herself completely open to you with her arms stretched.
>Time to wrap this up.
"And that last number is 8."
>Firing your finger band gun at just the right angle as she starts to tilt her head and go into another moment of ranting you smile contently.
>Time slows down as she ignores your attack, her mind too focused on retorting to your smartassness...
>That's the problem she's too focused on always being one step ahead of you when you're two infront of her.
>The rubber band just as you planned time wise managed to hit your target, bypassing her glasses hitting her in the eye."
"Tombola."

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>>28721490
>Hearing an audible smacking sound you contently smile at the band as it slowly falls off your victim.
>Time returns to normal as Sugarcoat screams as her eye waters up.
>Watching the clock that long encounter made up most of the lesson.
>She was about to lunge at you in full on rage but you stop her with your superior longer muscular arms.
"I don't hit women but you're not much of a woman are you?"
>You couldn't see the rage on her face but you could only imagine the anger and hate she had for you.
>Discreetly stepping to the side and realising her she runs forward and trips over your desk onto the floor.
>Posing in a >pic related fashion you start to grab your stuff before getting ready to leave.
"Sugarcoat you should be more careful..."
>And drop the bomb
"When playing with fire"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKMGPx9ZtuI
>Strutting off towards second class you leave contempt of your actions and showing the bitch not to mess with you.
>You wont ever let anyone in this school look down or act superior to you, just because you choose to live a honest hard working life rather than have life given to you doesn't mean your inferior to anyone here.
>Second class P.E. welp you can imagine how this is going to go.
>Suddenly a feeling of dread sent your hairs standing on end.
>Your breathing getting very heavy you realised 'she' was right behind you.
>Ignoring her presence you get to the gymnasium and to the men's locker room.
>Letting out a huge sigh of relief you find your P.E. locker before dressing into your sports wear.
>Unfortunately your P.E. attire was school regulation, you didn't like to follow the rules. you much more preferred to break them.
>Finishing your dress off you got outside with the other students, most schools had classes for boys and girls but here it was purely a mixture.
>Anyway you had two students in your class. of course it had to be Indigo Zap and Sunny Flare.
>two exact opposites.

>>28721657
>One was loud mouthed, annoying, dominant and when it came to sport was always and you do mean 'ALWAYS' the best.
>The other... had personality like a piece of plank wood. and she spoke very little words.
>She apparently made some very good dresses, that was literally the only thing you knew about her.
>Hearing a very loud whistle you turn your head to the source of the noise.
>It wasnt the teacher but instead Zap.
>You Stronzo...
>She just had to keep showing off with her status as the head of the sports club.
"HEY YOU STUPID CU-"
>Behind her was your teacher Mr Wind Rider. you only knew his name as Zap drilled it into your head.
>"Stupid cu?"
"Stupid cu-tano, sir it's Italian for 'sports genius' Zap is so smart at sports I just say she's a genius."
>He rolls his eyes.
>"I grew up in little Italy Zeppeli, don't play me like the students. now give me 20 laps."
>Grunting you started running with the whole class watching you.
>This was a mixture of annoying, embarrassing and tiring.
>Zap was funnily enough handed a megaphone to start screaming at you.
>"COME ON SLOW-PELLI!"
>Fuck you.
>"I WANT TO ACTUALLY DO SOME SPORTS SO CAN YOU HURRY IT UP!?!?"
>After 5 minutes of running a full circuit 20 times you make it back to the class catching your breath.
>"Alright class since Zeppeli here has done the warm up for you all here today it's time to choose a sport to play."
>Catching your breath you fight back the urge to flip the bird towards the old fuck head.
>"Since Zap chose the last 5 consecutive lessons I thought it would be fair to let someone else choose today, YOU! Sunny flare."
>The quiet girl rolled her eyes before sighing.
>"Ermmm I don't know or care. I guess we could play Volleyball or something."
>Your brain gets back into focus.
>Volleyball, perfect!
>"Alright class Zap has decided to captain a team and who will also captain the other team,"
>'Zeppeli come over here, you're the captain'
>"Zeppeli come over here, you're the captain"
>ZAP!

>>28721919
>Fate is a cruel mistress, first you put some smart ass in her place and then you are put on the spot again. for being a smart ass no-less.
>Standing next to and towering over Zap she gets first pick (of course)
>"Upper Crust, you're up!"
>The yellow skinned girl just gave an angry glare and stood next to Zap.
>There would be 4 players per team so you had to pick wisely.
"Suri Polomare, Would you mind coming over here?"
>She holds back a blush before stepping by your side.
>Your gentlemanly charm and superior height and muscularity did give you a certain 'preferenza' over other pupils.
>"Alright Neon Lights, are you ready to rock the house?!!?"
>The pale skinned man just scratched his head in confusion.
>Zap had no strategy, she just chose anyone and everyone she first saw.
"Jet Set, Would you like to be a part of our team?"
>He merely nodded before folding his arms and standing next to you..
>"ALRIGHT ONE MORE PLAYER AND THAT IS... Trender Hoof!"
>You could see Sunny's face slightly flatten at being left till last by one of her 'best friends'
"Mama mia, Zap, you are an imbecile, Sunny Flare Signora, please come over and finish our team."
>Zap merely rolled her eyes.
>"Don't be mad when I win this for the team alright Zep?"
>You grit your teeth.
"My name is Zeppeli, Z-E-P-P-E-L-I NOT 'ZEP', do you understand?"
>"I don't care LET'S GO!"
>Wind rider set up the outdoor court, net and poles etc...
"Good job picking this sport by the way, Sunny flare, i'll make sure Zap regrets not choosing you."
>She looks up to you, a glimmer in her eye.
>Even though you two aren't friends it doesn't mean you should let her friends treat her like shit.
>As you discuss positions and strategy you hear the whistle blow...
>Game time.
>"Alright team Zac are you ready."
"As, ready as we're going to be."
>"Zap?"
>"Just throw the ball, i'm in the zone coach!"
>Chuckling he throws the ball directly in the middle between the nets.
>Time to use [Ball or nothing]

>>28722100
>Using Neon Lights as a way of boosting herself up Zap leaps up to the air.
>Using just a incy-wincy piece of Hamon you leap into the air.
>"ZAC!"
"ZAP!"
>The distance was maybe an inch between your hands and the ball.
>Zap goes for the first hit.
>Good.
>Letting her make contact you draw your right hand back.
>Then you turn your whole body back.
>"HAH, Backing away last second isn't very professional Zac."
>...
"Who said anything about backing away?"
>Catching the ball with your left palm twisted at 180 degrees while your body faced away you smiled.
"So tell me Indigo Zap do you think you can beat me this time?"
>While Zap was the best of the best in crystal prep anything involving balls was your natural talent. she literally could not beat you.
>She hated losing more than anything, and you've beaten her enough times to make her know you're a formidable foe.
"Well let's see what you got!"
>Using the momentum from your palm holding the ball you do a midair flip and spin adjusting your position back to her also reverting your hand meaning you launch it at a ludicrous speed.
>You could see the ball literally blow back Zaps hair into a lightning bolt look.
>She was very very lucky Trenderhoof managed to use both hands to block the ball from his and somehow managed to instead catch the ball thus getting her team a foul.
>"Trenderhoof, don't be scared of the ball hit it up to me!"
>The fashion designer merely shacked probably too worried about his nails or something.
>Good you had the advantage and was serving.
"Alright Jet Set you and Suri know what to do"
>Exchanging looks they nod.
>Time to use the Top spins serve.
>Throwing the ball high into the air you take a few steps forward before leaping into the air.
>And by leaping you meant you were over the 8 foot net.
>Now to add the 'spin'
>A smile reaches your face as your hand makes contact with the ball...
>Your spin ability spins your body 720 degrees as you launch the ball in a flash of speed.

>>28722342
>You could make your hits harmful if you wanted to but you thought it would be best not too.
>Windrider watches speechless.
>"Amazing... I-I haven't seen anything like that since my youth!"
>Zap hits the ball this time at the price of falling butt first on the ground.
>Surprisingly it wasnt you but Sunny Flare who hit the ball towards Jet and Suri.
"Wow, I never thought i'd see you dive and really get yourself involved with the game."
>She blushes before giving you a tsundere look.
>"I-I didn't want to help you against Indigo or anything anyway. idiot..."
>Ah she admired you, probably for choosing her when her friend rejected her.
>You'll win this together, all 4 of you. as a team!
>Jet Set launches Suri up into the air as she smacks it to Upper Crust.
>Upper Crust tried going for the ball and by 'tried' you mean she looked at it land next to her.
>A just recovered Indigo had to wipe the shock off her face.
>"CRUST, WHAT, WAS, THAT!?!?!"
>You could of sworn if this wasn't school hours Upper Crust would of put Zap into a coma with a few teeth missing.
>She merely shrugs enraging Zap more.
>"Well whatever we're serving now and that means with me serving we're guaranteed to win!"
>This was not the case as time flown by and the score came to 24-3.
>Indigo's skin went from her normal pinkish / yellow to red.
>All 4 members of your team had put it an amazing effort.
>One more point and you could all go on lunch.
>You actually had Jet Set, Suri polomare and Sunny flare smiling and happy working together.
>Even though everyone is glued to their screen and ignorant about themselves and their status a touch of the human spirit / the Zeppeli charm could go a long way.
"Grazie, Cesare"
>Zap served for the whatever time not even switching positions or caring about her team, all at this point were sitting down just watching.
>Even windrider saw that this was ridiculous and that Zap had lost all sense of sportsmanship.
>"I... WONT... LOSE!!!"
>crazy bitch...

appologies will write again in a second was just finishing watching Shinobu Kawajiri, man she is a good waifu, needs lots of attention otherwise will think the marriage is stale. but i'll be damned if she isn't super-duper cute

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>>28722964
She does have her moments.

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Food for thought?

>>28722613
>As Indigo launched herself into the air with the ball you felt something was wrong.
>She isn't going for the ground or point.
>As her hand makes contact with the ball you can see the air explode with such force from her hand. such unrelenting anger.
>Was aiming towards you...
>The wind was currently at a 67.5 degree angle and the ball was travelling at exactly 30 knots or 35 miles per hour.
>At that speed and at that angle... the ball wasn't going to hit you.
>The ball swerved away from you and suddenly was aiming at the thing just next to you.
>Sunny Flare.
>An impact of that speed would do more than hurt the victim.
>Stretching your arm out you manage to barricade her as she lets out a very audible scream.
>Then without being wrong the ball struck your arm, not even your hand could control this speed, this aggression.
>Taking most of the blow you felt your arm snap back, dislocated from the impact and smashing Sunny flare a good 6 feet away.
>The ball losing all momentum rolled out of bound.
>You had won...
>But that didn't matter anymore.
>SUNNY!
>Ignoring the agonising pain of your arm you run to focus on her, to make sure that she was okay...
>Zaps face went from angry to concerned as she realised what she had just done.
>However instead of looking after her friend she took the moment to escape.
>"Zac, are you alright?"
>She was conscious that was good.
"Yeah I'm fine but you're my main concern here, tell me are you hurt?"
>Sunny flare looks down seeing for anything serious.
>"I-I think my arm's broken some of the pressure you took must have gone into me.
>Checking over your shoulder the other students were shaking in their boots, unable to describe what they just saw...
>Even Wind Rider was afraid
>Okay their far enough not to notice and I don't think Sunny will be able to explain it.
>I've got to do this!
"Kwaaaaaaaaaaaah"

>>28723415
>Successfully pulling the strength to control your air flow you pass Hamon through your fixed arm into her broken arm and used her fixed arm to flow it back into your broken arm.
>"W-What is this sensation, my arm it's all better."
>Using the returning ripple you fix your arm into place. it was stronger than what it was before it broke.
"It must have been the adrenaline draining away and your body instead focusing on making you feel better, yeah that's it."
>She smiles believing that very blatant lie and covers her mouth with her hand before turning a very pale red.
>"Y-you saved me back there, you broke your arm for me and if you didn't well I don't know what would've happened..."
>You think she's hitting on you.
>Not that you mind or anything.
"Heh well it was nothing, honestly, making sure you were okay was my main concern. It was great to work together as a team with you Suri polomare and Jet Set."
>She's ignoring you and instead fantasising about you two and getting to know eachother a bit more than 'just friends'
"W-well anyway the nurses are here so i'll see you later, goodbye Sunny Flare!"
>You got outta there before things got too awkward and changed back into normal uniform. just in time as the bell goes.
>Lunch time, thank god.
>Reaching your locker to retrieve your lunch you contemplate about the bizarre happenings today.
>First you put Sugarcoat in her place for being a smart ass and then witness Indigo Zap betray her friend Sunny Flare and nearly kill her in the process (if you didn't take the blow that is)
>Could this day get any more bizarre or worse!?!?!
>Closing your locker you could hear an all too familiar accent.
>"What do you think you are doing standing in my way minderwertiger Abschaum?"
>Popping in your headphones and switching on your playlist you start making your way the exact opposite direction of where 'that' voice came from.
>"Ich kann diese Schritte von überall erkennen"

>>28723778
Oh snap! Them crazy Germans are at it again!

>>28723778
>Mamma mia it was too late. popping into the janitor's closet conveniently next to you
>"Oh vere did you go? afraid that i'll hurt you?"
>You could feel your heartbeat quicken.
>Why were you so afraid of her? she physically and verbally presented no threat...
>However her beliefs and the way she treated those with inferior looks or features.
>They were wrong, so, so wrong on so many levels.
>"Oh please come out, the fun hasn't started till I've seen you."
>Your heart stops as you hear a voice from the keyhole
>"Zac Zeppeli"
>She particularly hated you and your family bloodline, feeling your nose you could understand why her 'kind' specifically went for your people.
>Luckily Gioia had a cute button nose, but even though you were a proud Italian friends of her 'people' you adopted the facial feature of your ancestor, William.
>"Oh please if ANYONE can here me please let me here your voice freund"
>Just at that moment, as your phone struck 12:00 you felt a weird sensation, a bizarre feeling that you just couldn't describe. a flash of light internally exploding within you.
>"Aryanne I am here my liebe~"
>That voice was not coming from the door...
>It was behind you.
>"You shud be very carevul Mr
große Nase Zeppeli, you don't know 'vwat' could be lurking in ze shadows."
>You gulp as the mysterious 'second' german student made his shit scary entrance, His name was something Rammstein....
>"We could be having ourselves a Kristallnacht Aryanne..."
>That voice was literally against your ear
>Starboy starts playing as you shut your eyes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA
>...?
>Nothing has happened, the pitch black area was still here but something was definitely wrong.
>"GOTCHA!!!"
"AGHHH, affanculo si fica pazzo di un figlio di puttana e zoppicare cazzo di un bastardo!!!"
>Turning on the lights to see your assailant as your heart literally just out your chest you see...
>A pink go with huge pink poofy hair?

>>28724325
>WAIT A SECOND...
"That voice, you're a woman, not a crazy German male and female psycho couple. oh grazie grazie grazie!"
>You hug her, you were so happy.
>But wait if you were no longer at your school where were you?
>"Oh that's easy silly this is Canterlot High School, you must be new here my name is Pinkie Pie. what's yours?"
>What you were only talking in your head and she could predict what you were saying!?!?
"Zeppeli, Zac Zeppeli."
>You've got to find JoeJoe and tell him what just happened.
"Tell me Mrs Pie, why were you hiding in this closest EXACTLY like the one from where I came from in crystal prep?"
>The pink party girl holds her hands against her face in shock.
>"YOU'RE FROM CRYSTAL PREP!?!?!"
>You've got a feeling you shouldn't of said that.
>"Listen i'll be nice to you, I was only here because I felt this weird urge to hide in the janitor's closet as if i knew something was going to happen and well out of nowhere you came and I threw you a surprise party but as you're from crystal prep you better be careful, here I have a spare set of clothes that will make you look totally normal and not raise any eyebrows at all, anyway I gotta go i've done my job here and have to go to the girly-whirlys room so BYE!"
>As the pink girl finishes her long and fast sentence she darts out of the door in a pink mist exposing you to the outside world once more.
>God that Rammstein guy was so creepy in the darkness, he had some sort of infatuation with the shadows and darkness, while that Angel she just used her voice and accent to push her extreme prejudices against you.
>Getting outside you look better at whatever Pinkie gave you...
>It was a big grey hoodie with cake frosting writing reading the following 'I AM NOT A MEMBER OF CRYSTAL PREP XxX'
>You tried to remove the hoodie but the frosting had an interior layer stuck to your body, you'd have to wait till you got home...
>Meaning you'd have to wear it back to Crystal prep, fuck.
>You have to find JoeJoe!

>>28724497
>Have to find JoeJoeNext time on JoeJoe's bizarre adventure part 9

>>28724497
>>28724506
Nice. Makes you wonder if Zac knows about his sister's friends.

>>28724848
Makes you wonder but angel is too young for school and on the weekends Zac would rather be out of his house than be near his father and 'mother' I don't know how ace made his story but personally for zac I'd like him to have his mother pass away and Gioia to be with her own mother who Zac shows no affection for.

I am tempted to hear Gioia tell Zac during their next breakfast together about her new friends and as soon as he hears about Rammstein he screams internally he's not scared of aryanne and erich because of their appearance or voice etc... It's just the differences on how they both view life as a whole Aryanne and Erich believe themselves to be a small handful of superior beings build to last the ages and want to exterminate / beat up any and all who are not in that group and its their extreme nature and violence that scares Zac who only wants a good world for his sister and everyone to work together hand in hand no boundaries between rich and poor no one acting superior or calling people less superior just to be happy and be accepting of their value to society. (God I make him sound like a communist which he 200% isn't) it's just that I feel like erich and Aryannes extremist views are very very extreme compared to the actual nazis these two modern day nazis have little power but their ambition will push them through thick and thin and only
Lead them to an early grave.

I'm just slowly getting the stands introduced and after a battle I'll probably get back to paying homage to ace again let's just say the next chapter after this one is complete will be another homeage to another write fag. Somebody who raised the Jojo flag as long back as the first write thread but now I've probably given it away.

>>28724968
I don't recall Erich working toghether with Aryanne in the other story, but as a general "Awareness" from Zac for the national socialists in Canterlot I think it makes sense.
Then again, you said it was just a homage and not a direct crossover, so maybe I'm over-analyzing it.
Good to see the "Zac" side of the story, looking forward for more JoeJoe in the next one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDgMr4qbLGs

>>28677950
I love you Jojo thread!

Will be posting the next chapter tomorrow

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Ultimate Kars meet's Nightmare Star (evil Celestia), what happens next?

>>28725095
Yeah I can't write like Ace because I'm not Ace unless I had his exact DNS code and brain which is impossible I'll never write word for word what he would write.

But meh I just feel like having two students who speak in a German accent and in general German lurking through crystal prep halls would make Zac seem to have a weakness against those who would like to do some pretty messed up stuff (and he prays they don't have the powers to do it)

>>28727587
>DNS
>Meant DNA
FUCKING AUTOSPELL

i wished an art fag would return, turn some of these greens and moments into pictures...

What is this bizarre feeling I'm feeling it's like sadness but with water in my eyes...

>>28728089
That's something to think about.
Ok everyone, what are the moments of these greens that you would like to see made into pictures?
From the top of my head:
>Redheart on top of a terrified Anon in the Hospital.
>Armored[Benzin] vs. Sour Sweet.
>JoeJoe racing Zac.
>Angel, Gioia and Jojo in a group pose.
>[Saturn's Children] vs. [I am Alone].
>Anon singing with [Feathery].
>RD and Anon vs. Luna.

Who's best pillarman?

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>>28729051
Who do you think?

>>28729244
>That Sonatamu
>adagio kars
>Aria disi

Let me hear your stand strike noises

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>>28724325
>>28714726
>>28726618

Hallo, Aryanne thread here.

Since there is currently no Aryanne thread up and running and this one here is vaguely related and will pop up in the archives anyways, I decided to post this here. This will be better than making a new thread just for this.

I'd like to announce that we have rescheduled the next Official Aryanne Thread (the real #78) to Monday next week, October 31st. Reason for this being is the current art supply, which is on it's way to support a whole thread, but not quite there yet. Also there was an unofficial thread that popped up too early and messed up the schedule.

Thank you for supporting us. Here's some Jojo Aryanne art from Kanashi.

>>28730297
>yfw Jojo thread is supported by Aryans.
A dangerous partnership?

>>28730385
Blame part 2 Von stronheim is a male Aryanne and well the muscularity and the brains of the Germans portrayed best portray the ideal image of the 'German master race'

Plus I don't think many Jews like JoJo or this thread so it should be okay

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>>28677950
All of my wat.

>>28730405
Ssshhh Sshhh it just works

What a beautiful JoJoke