624 - Top Bolt
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4xlmn5
Friends Forever #33 (Applejack and Cherry Jubilee) still storytimed here! Friendship is Magic #47 should be out the 26th.
>>28636381
Dash has sort of settled into her relationship with her new teammates. Maybe not quite as closely as others, given her schedule, but she's at least more comfortable around them. They had to know she'd be in and out so frequently before asking her to join the main crew, though; luckily it's not too much trouble. Makes one wonder how the other 'Bolts manage their own lives- any more odd circumstances?
>>28661140
Previous thread.
617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk
618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua
619- The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4suxpl
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4swhiy (PL Gabi)
620 - Viva Las Pegasus
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tm41h
621 - Every Little Thing She Does
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ukzko
622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz0XCR5BrtU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4vloda
623 - Where the Apple Lies
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wonaw625 - To Where and Back Again Pt. 1
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wboi9
626 - To Where and Back Again Pt. 2
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wh4wx
625 - To Where and Back Again Pt.1:Without the help of Twilight Sparkle and the Mane Six, Starlight Glimmer assembles an unlikely team of heroes to defend Equestria from the return of one of its greatest threats.
626 - To Where and Back Again Pt. 2:Starlight Glimmer leads an unlikely squad of rescuers against one of the ponies' oldest and greatest foes in order to save her friends and Equestria.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
>love
>>28666831
that's pretty adorable
>filly
>filly
>filly?
anyone know if this is good or not?
https://e621.net/post/show/1021804/2016-after_sex-aloe_-mlp-anal-anal_penetration-ane
Good evening, other real ponies.
>>28666850
youtube link pleez
>>28666891
good day to you fellow pony
>>28666881
She kinda looks like that Shadowbolt OC.
Blueball Blitz was her name I think
>>28666894
Youtube tends to kill most new episode uploads fast.
I want to cum inside of all the main cast.
Even Spike.
>tendies
>>28664450
>>28666929
is that supposed to be nobby
Filly accidentally got locked in the fridge again.
>>28666907
its been fine the past two weeks
fucking hasjew shillshits
>>28666910
>>28666907
That sucks since dailymotion is shit.
>>28666946
What's so bad about dailymotion, anyways?
>>28666910
what is her fav dipping sauce? her answer will decide if i drop her as my third-string waifu or not.
wonderbolts lewdest bolts
>>28666961
Dunno but mine is that sweet, sweet chili.
>>28666961
honey mustard best
>>28666910
Tendies are not for shithorse.
>>28666960
its fucking buggy on my comp
>>28666963
>spitfire gropes and grabs the recruits all over to make sure the suit is tight enough
>she still usually orders it to be tighter
i need to see visible ponut in those suits
>>28666979
But that's not Rainbow Dash at all.
>>28666983
Download it, then. It's better that way.
can friends nose boop?
>>28666967
>>28666961
>realizing people actually dip chicken tenders in ranch dressing
I literally puked a little in the back of my mouth
>When the weather factory workers start winter, causing your pet to hibernate, so you sabotage the factory, destroying it and killing everyone inside.
This violates the NAP.
>>28666961
>>28666968
>McDonalds stopped carrying honey mustard in my country/area
And I haven't been back since.
Filly wants justice.
Filly wants juice.
>>28666996
People dip literally everything in ranch where I'm from
It fucking disgusts me because I wouldn't even pour that shit on a salad where it belongs
>>28666996
>>28666996
in my middle school the food was so bad at the cafeteria everyone drowned their shit in a ranch/ketchup mixture to make it edible, even the bread rolls.
I was fat.
Peachy.
>>28667034
it's not juice time yet
>>28667038
filly is getting a rough spanking for taking such a low quality picture.
>>28666961
tangy bbq for life
>>28667042
>eating government issued prison grade food
>>28667042
>was
>>28667076
To be fair, most kids behave like criminals.
>>28667091
>tfw just trying to study and get shanked
>>28667080
FUCK I was hoping no one would call me out on that. I do have a few pounds to lose.
Do you enjoy hurting others with your words because you have done just that.
>>28666906
I think she's cute either way.
>>28667116
I-I was just joking Anon.
>no more fajita dippers
oh, to reminisce.
>>28666941
no it's appledan
>tfw nobby never drew rap filly
>Celestia flies overhead
http://i.imgur.com/RDaMJw1.gifv
>>28667196
Who?
>>28667196
He owes me a colt with a gun
>>28667214
>perfect view of teats no matter how dark it is
niiiiiiiiiice
>>28667214
what
>you wanna...hic
>you wanna...hic
>you want to rub my belly you faggot?
>>28667214
Holy shit.
Skynet is going to have no trouble exterminating us all.
>>28667280
ughhh YES of course i do
i hate how fillies have so much power over me
What exactly did he mean by this?
>>28667303
>pegasus stallion holding a small ring
>>28667290
Don't blame yourself. You never had a chance in the first place.
>>28667303
>all those shitty network bullshit logos
where can i find clean pony?
>>28667321
yayponies in a couple of days
>>28667328
>days
Hours
>>28667313
so does filly anon still love fillies?
>>28667418
I don't remember having it on the GOOOOALLL SABADO GIGANTE channel.
fuck dailymotions lagging shit anyone got a download link?
>>28667461
try turning off add blockers
>>28667461
http://www.telechargerunevideo.com/en/
>>28667479
I'd rather die
>>28667479
i dont have add blockers plus the quality on DM is trash as well
>>28667492
>i dont have add blockers
>>28667492
fuck DM that shit doesnt work on chromecast.
I wanted to play the episode on tv for a little girl who was visiting but there was no way
>>28667510
even fillies have add blockers
>>28667510
>>28667516
i like to live dangerously
>>28667534
Have fun when you get your identity stolen by some random chinese guy.
>>28667534
I don't understand why you wouldn't have one though, it's such a drastic quality of life improvement for literally seconds of your time
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/OwA9P00.gif&v=eIri9YLHpOg&s=14
>>28667543
chinks arready own canaland
>>28667544
im really lazy
>>28667122
Maybe she and Dust can form their own offshoot group.
Actual Shadowbolts? Would they be the Cobra to the Wonderbolts' GI Joe?
>>28667417
Why wouldn't a filly love fillies?
>>28667632
>tfw no stallionbed
>>28667633
>resting your head between two heavy ponynuts
Pony won't stop trying to spook you
>>28667632
>in the middle of the night you feel a few boners poking into you
that lousy salesman told me the bed was 100% filly. you're not getting a good nights sleep unless you jack all of those boners down.
Other than for eating, what do you think ponies could do with mushrooms?I'm trying to think of ways to use them as a resource for Ponecraft
>>28667714
Tables
>>28667714
Brewing potions. Maybe use them as furniture (ponies are very attuned to Nature).
I miss Dash pointing at things and claiming they were wonderbolts
It made me laugh much more than it should
>>28667714
get super fucken high
>>28667746
>>28667714
hats
>>28667735
Ponyville has the most weird style to it
>>28667735
>>28667742
Oh yeah I forgot about tables. Growing mushrooms in situ for furniture would be a pretty cool mechanic.
Potions are a great idea too. I'm looking for something that would warrant making a mushroom farm. Something that uses up a lot of mushrooms. Maybe even a build that runs on mushrooms?
>>28667557
>just being lazy
okay, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8RcJYtecfk
>>28667780
feeding them to pigs?
>>28667780
grinding lesser mushrooms into mushroom chow to make one big shroom. Large enough to live in
>>28667803
That's a good idea too. I was thinking pigs would be used to dig up truffles since ponies don't eat meat and pigs don't really do much elseexcept look cute and oink a lot
>>28667710
c'mon, they're just as good as fillies
>>28667780
Maybe like mushroom potions that can make mushrooms that grow instantly into temporary useful things, like crafting tables and beds and shit.
Its been so long since I've played minecraft I don't even remember what useful stuff there is. Maybe even a little house with a door.
I don't know if its possible, but it seems appropriately fantastical.
>>28667780
Yeah... if they did just eat them I could see that necessitating a farm to grow them, by itself.
But in regards to >>28667751 , he does have a point.
I'm not saying that as a druggie, but if doing mushrooms does open up ponies' minds or somesuch, then it's not unreasonable to assume that unicorns could use them to help clear/alter/open their minds and get better at magic.
Anon was bitten by a radioactive filly - and became--
>>28667814
i dont want to feel a horse dick in my cheeks while i am trying to rest for a long work day tomorrow.
>>28667847
a cancer patient
>>28667837
Do unicorns have mana or anything? I could definitely see mushrooms being a basic ingredient in mana potions.
>>28667847
dead
>>28667816
That sounds pretty cool - maybe like a potion that grows a bouncy mushroom you can throw below you to get down a cliff easy?
Natura will add glowshrooms in the nether which you could grind into a paste to make stuff glowy or to make little mushroom torches.
>>28667850
PONUT EXPLOSION
>>28667852
It seems to mainly come from concentration and stamina?
>>28667852
I was actually thinking of unicorn magic being powered the same way as pegasus flight: hunger. The more powerful spells sap more energy from you.
>>28667879
Makes sense to me.
Maybe you can make a magic efficiency potion that halves hunger costs or something instead then
Filly vs PredatorThe poster is just a picture of a worried filly holding a gun as an oblivious Anon tries to eat a taco wrong.
wtf is that lock of hair? that doesnt match any living apple.
>>28667889
A potion effect that makes spells cost less for as long as it lasts would be pretty easy. Same thing for flight and pegasi.
>>28667892
Oh, hey, is filly good in this one?
>>28667906
i thought she overacted
Did nobby finish that futa rarity in diaper request?
>>28667953
i dont know
did you slit your wrists yet
>>28667896
maybe it's from the scariest cave
>>28667953
I think he decided not to do it when you added a diaper
I think that was pretty fucking clear from his reply
>>28668006
In my dreams I lick your ponuts for hours.
>>28668006
You're not the dream horse
>>28668015
poop comes from there you know
>>28668006
I fuck your sun pussy all night long.
>>28668015
>>28668028
>>28668018
Who said that Sunhorse can't encroach on Moonhorse's dream territory, too?
does celestia do any real work
>>28668061
She's got stateskeeping, diplomacy, (when Twilight doesn't) breeding up to quota, justice and public appearances.
She's busy enough.
>>28668061
she raises the sun, probably
>>28668071
>breeding up to quota
it must be hard in Equestria with all the mares just loving each other
You wouldn't hate a pony
>>28668080
That's what happens in a liberal society. Since everyone's gaying it up with eachother, the god-monarch has to take up the burden of keeping the population from stagnating by herself. Otherwise, filthy gryphons and diamond dogs would take someone's jerbs.
>>28668085
i hate ponies that are too saturated
>>28668085
I mean I might.
>>28668085
People seem to hate Twist a lot.
Must be because she's a ginger.
>>28668110
She's a jew and has no soul.
But she's got huge tits, so she's okay I guess.
>>28668089
can she speed up gestation periods?
>>28668125
Well, she has to, right? Unless she uses some weird otherworldly magic to just make fillies of her own making appear in places without any suspicion.
>>28668130
I bet she has an "Impregnate the Princess" Festival
There's carnival food and games and everything
>>28668137
Yeah, it's the one exactly six months after Nightmare Night, though it has a lot less subtle name.
>>28668155
thatpon
>>28668155
not bad pone i give 7/10
are ponies intelligent?
>>28668155
I'll raise you this pon
>>28668161
I don't know, are you?
>>28668168
I watched the leaked finale while I was super drunk so I can barely remember what happened in it.
So it's going to be like watching it for the first time when it airs next week.
>>28668175
I bet it's shit.
>>28668175
Congrats?
>>28668175
You mean you don't remember howit had ponies in itandthe ponies did the thingandthe good guys beat the bad guys?
>>28668198
>Hotdoghair will never snuggle your horsenuts
>>28668205
>you will never have pumpkin sized horsenuts in desperate need of draining
DWK
DWK
DWK
>>28668205
>you will never hotdog her buns
>>28668218
Do you think Equestria has a large horsenut market? Horsenut trees take pretty long to grow, after all, but the delicious nutsap must be worth it.
>>28668163
Does she have a cock or is the shading just weird?
>>28668240
Look at that face. She knows that you know.
>>28668222
>you will never make her cream from just rubbing your horsecock inbetween her thighs
So this season wraps with 143 episodes in the bank. If Season 7 is 26 we'll get to 169. If there's a 26 episode Season 8 that puts us into striking distance of 200.
Think we'll get there? We'd probably need two more seasons after 7.
>>28668258
Hasbro marketing will get there.
The question is:Is it worth getting there?
>>28668258
>he thinks it'll ever end
I think we might see a universe reset at some point. An obvious chance would be after the movie.
Same studio
Same writers
Same world (but maybe time skip)
New characters (with old ones maybe cameos or flashbacks)
>>28668222
sauce, based trips man?
>>28668276
That's too risky, and might make enough fans mad to reflect in sales.
It will never happen.
Besides, you know damn well they'd royally fuck it up.
>>28668285
http://reisartjunk.tumblr.com/post/151870694180/colored-that-panties-pic-i-guess
Filly preordered Nigletfieldâ„¢1
>>28668295
the face looks a little derpy after the color job
>>28668295
Why is Rei so obsessed with Princess Hotdog and why doesn't hedraw her with a horsecock more often
You'd think we'd be getting something official for the movie soon. It seems voice work is done. You'd think a year out they'd be able to give us a teaser or something.
>>28668318
I just really like baconhair.
>>28668327
We all do.Sexually.
>>28668295
You are a gentleman and a scholar
>>28668222
what a derpy face
>>28668331
I like her more than sexually, though
I want to make horsechildren with her
>>28668295
Octavia's chest tuft here is just perfect man
>>28668355
Even if she still has horse parts down there?
>>28668307
Actually after looking at it, I'll kinda agree.
>>28668362
that would look weird
>>28668355
Yeah, well, I want her tomake horsechildren with me.
How about that, huh?
>>28668362
Is that supposed to deter me or something?
>>28668368
What if they're actuallytentacle dicks?
>>28668368
>>28668365
https://derpibooru.org/1222166
>>28668373
I don't think that would make very much sense in context, Anon, but sure why not
>>28668391
What if she's actuallythe incarnation of a Deep One?
sunset shimmer is the worst everything
>>28668396
>>28668352
we get it, you don't like Sunset
anyone every tell you you're annoying?
>>28668396
Sunset Shimmer is the absolute worst atnot being lovely
>>28668396
Oh, yeah?
Well you're a big fat dummyhead and you smell bad, too!
lewdspoileredgreentexts
>>28668416
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>28668416
They aren't green if they're spoiled though
>>28668420ponyeroticroleplay
>>28668433
>>28668440
>>28668428
Fuck you, Twilight.
You always ruin everything.
she likes it
>>28668433runnyfillycunny
>>28668448
Gee, I dunno, Joey. She sure don't look like she's enjoying it.
>>28668448
yeah she does
born 2 be ridden ifyouknowwhatimsayin
>>28668449moistsucculentcunnycummies
>>28668442
Superior satyr. Wouldcuddle and start a family with shortly thereafter.
princess swanneck
>>28668448
Would Sunbutt likeroleplaying in bed?She's been the teacher her whole life, after all. She could get to know a thing or two herself, for once.
>>28668464
it's beyond me what she would like
She's a millenium+ old, she's probably into everything
>>28668460
she'd make a good milky mother
>>28668468
But what if she'sa virgin?
>>28668476
impossible
>>28668476
IM RAMMIN THAT HYMEN
>>28668487BAREFEATURELESSCROTCH
>>28668494
ITS AN ENCHANTMENTIF NOT IM MAKING A HOLE
>>28668480
maybe she's fucked so much the count overflowed into the negatives and now she's a hypervirginjust like you
>>28668506
am not
>>28668521
You are now in the dungeon.
You will likely die from torture.
>>28668528unf
oh no
Dash is completely vulnerable
>>28668571
slap the shit out of her
>>28668571
Kick her in the butt.
>>28668578
>>28668579
>>28668571
Stomp on her cunt.
>>28668571
pat her on the head
>>28668576
wow!
>>28668583
you monster
>>28668576
is there any jurisdiction that will let you marry a plush?
>>28668601
second best finale t b h
>>28668630
I thought I was throwing you into a woodchipper.
I should've known something was up when it asked if I wanted spring meadow or lavender rain fabric softener.
>>28668664
you really gotta stop throwing ponies into woodchippers
>>28668664
>>28668667
>>28666863
you mean sexy
Alls I want is for them to have hot, steamy best friend turned lovers sex.
>>28668670Yah?
>>28668688donchaknow
>>28668686
>tfw missed out on young love
>>28668693
I'm so apathetic nowadays I don't even care.
She was adorable.
>>28668704
I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on a believing
That you're a filly
>>28668725
Ever wonder what a changeling would tell you about your emotions if it tasted them?
>>28668734
I'd imagine it'd tell me something like
>roaring and neverending sounds of vomiting
>oh you like ponies... like sexually
>>28668746
Yeah, who wouldn't?
>>28668734
>>28668741
I wonder if it could tell me what emotions I have left buried under my boundless apathy.
>>28668746
You too, don't you?
>>28668734
>"You are a very bitter person."carlos.png(?)
>>28668751
I don't think she's really thought about it
>>28668757
>>28668774
>Pinkie Pie tag
>>28668774
go wey loch ness monsta
like
fillies
>>28668774
>you will never order a Panko Po
DÃa de los Muertos, cien calacas vió
¡Oh, oh, oh, y el gringo se asustó!
DÃa de los Muertos, el cabrón se arrugó
¡Oh, oh, oh, aquà en México!
>>28668822
I want to pork that derp.
yo what the fuck
http://ask-mlp-general-blog.tumblr.com/post/151871293823
>>28668845
Pork goes great with nachos!
>>28668850
SOON
>>28668983
kiss the horse
>>28668995
does it matter where I kiss the horse at?
latenightdorks
>>28669017
is it wise to dork so late
>>28668866
No, you misunderstand.
I want to impregnate that happy derpy pony over and over and over until our family outnumbers that of Celestia's.
>>28669141
Well, no reason to think she's lying. Unicorns don't lie, right?
>>28669141
>>28669212
Please die
>>28669214
you sound really upset anon
is there anything you want to tell us?
>>28669214
It might be just gimp-work of game-art, but my image is semi OC also. I'll take it as a compliment.
>>28669212
>>28669223
It's horrifying- Yet compelling!
I'm going to prank pony
By fucking her in her pussy
>>28669234
Are you gonna yell GOTCHA after coming inside?
>>28669235
>not yelling it AS you cum inside
>>28669190
>>28669235
https://youtu.be/HeIkk6Yo0s8?t=22
>>28669239
>nobody remembers S1 Luna
It's a pity, she had a nice design. I wish there was more fanart of her.
>>28669245
She's trash and new luna is infinitely better
>>28669245
I don't miss S1 Luna at all. Zero character and the recharged design is better in every way.
>>28669245
S1 Luna was pretty shit
>>28668318
>with
>not taking
>>28668995
Like this?
>>28669254
>>28669256
>>28669259
Fuck you her design was nice. At least it's not monotonous dark blue like her later design.
>>28669271
It was fucking shit my man
>>28669272
I'm not your man, buddy.
What would gen1 Luna look like?
The old Luna had no enormous royal horsecock, so she's automatically worse.
>>28669304
Is an enormous non-royal horsecock really that much worse?
>>28669305
It has less glitz and smells worse, so I'd guess so.
The old Luna had no episode devoted to her self-flagellating over something that everyone already forgave her for at least twice, so she's automatically better.
>>28669271I like both
>>28669281
A BAG OF DICKS
>>28669281
>gen1
terrible
it's sunday
where the sunhorse
>>28669339
>>28669343
I bet she hasn't hada bellyruborgotten scritched behind the earsor evenboopedin such a long time
>>28669349
My god, the poor thing. I never realized how rough she's had it for so long.
>>28669271
>monotonous dark blue like her later design
bro man you what
>>28669349
Hey you know what else she hasn't done in a long time?
Seen her parents.
I still see no sunhorse
>>28669388
Fear not; he has arrived
NATURALLY, FOR I AM THE DAY MARE
Moon, sun, star... what's next
>>28669401
Fighter of the Night Mare
AHAAAHAAA
>>28669408
Black hole
>>28669408
Space whale
>EqGshit posting will never truly go away
>>28669394
I'm going to boop him
>>28669357
>human Sunset will never ask you for ear skritchies
>she will never boop you with her nose after a kiss
>>28669410
CHAMPION OF THE... SUN
wanna be wanna be whatever else that
>Today is World Food Day
>>28669427
Isn't it great?
We can talk about horsepeople whenever we want until the end of the ride and/or time!
>>28669448
When is it the World Breathing Day? And the World Pissing Day? And the World Sleeping Day?
>>28669452
World Sleep Day is sometime in March.
>>28669429
Trash
>>28669450
>EqG premiered 3 years 4 months ago
>we're getting close to the point where it's been around for half the time the main show has been airing
*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*
>>28669512
>EqG premiered 3 years 4 months ago
>the main show just had its sixth anniversary a few days ago
More like it's been around for longer than half the time.
>>28669522
Unf
>>28669523
I've been posting here since March 2011
Watching ponies take over the internet and driving everyone insane sure was fun, I tell you what.
>>28669431
I don't understand
>>28669523
Wait there was a time when EqG wasn't around?
That must have been horrible
Screw it
Draw requests
>>28669550
A filly riding CelestiaIN SPACE
>>28669550
Discord and Celestia making out
what is filly looking at?
jackpot
>>28669559
Colt.
>>28668155
>talking about background horses
>without me
I'm writing my horse congressman
>>28669547
before EqG there were humanized pones
>>28669570
I want to the humans.
>>28669590
You sick fuck.
>>28669547
>That must have been horrible
It was.
There were no creepy mini dolls!
>>28669610
What's the matter anon? Don't you want to tiny humanponies too?
>>28668221What?
>>28669647
>>28669653
Fucking terrible
>>28669655
Counter EqG posting with humanposting!
>>28669647
>>28669653
>No googly eyes.
Gross.
>>28669680
oh hey look, ponies
>>28669680
>Touching a filthy Blank Flank.
>>28669682
Ponies are my favorite
>>28669686
ponies are pretty great
I hate ponies
I lovefillies.
>>28669694
Do you know what I hate?
>>28669716
>>28669716
What the fuck
>>28669716
Fucking coffeefags.
>>28669728
There's literally nothing wrong with coffee.
>>28669728
Fuck you
>>28669716
I don't get it.
What level three neckbeard would not only wash their cup but enjoy it being filthy?
>>28669716
Hm I wash my mugs all the time. What am i missing?
>>28669735
You're missing out on being a fucking disgusting slob
When will the CMC grow up?
>>28669729
>>28669731
Filthy addicts. Also coffee tastes like shit.
>>28669738
>>28669738
You take that back.
Pony remembered something super embarrassing she did a few weeks ago
>>28669716
I do the same thing with my wine glass...
Tea is superior.
>>28669647
>>28669653
People actually buy these?
best shot
cider
>>28669752
Did filly accidentally cyber with someone again?
>>28669755
Superior at being chucked into a fucking harbor!
FITE ME.
>>28669755
This.
>>28669755
tea5ever
>>28669764
We'll truly fecht thee, knave!
FECHT IN THINE QUARTERS
>teafags
>>28669776
>tea
>>28669779
Your language is silly and confusing!
SISSY SLAPS AT HIGH NOON!
Keeping pots and mugs clean is vital! The oils that give coffee its flavor can and do go rancid.
If you had a filly daughter, what kind of beverage would you teach her to drink?
>>28669787
darn right tea
hot tea
cold tea
sweet tea
fite me
>>28669734
>>28669735
Its a weird as fuck tradition. I've seen it a few times in the Marines, but it's much more rampant in the Navy (as you can see by the Navy symbol on the mug).
I've seen it done mainly by the older, higher ranking enlisted/warrant officers. One person claimed it was so if they ever ran out of coffee, they could just pour water into it and there would be enough coffee residue there for something to resemble coffee. I also think it's just some weird way to show how salty you are by having such an old cup with so much coffee built up.
>>28669795
horse semen is the only thing that will be consumed in my household
>>28669792
Dost thou refuse our mating proposal?
THOU SHALL FEEL THE POWER OF SHITPOSTING
>>28669795
I would drink coffee with my fillywife.
>>28669805
I do the same with tea, but only with a spoon.
My tea spoon is approximately 105% caffeine by now. Attempts at washing it have failed.
>>28669815
How does that work? Is your teaspoon covered in layers of tea leaves?
>>28669809
Y-you too!
>>28669821
I don't think the soot-like substance inherent in tea has any name, but it's covered in that. You know, the brown layer that sometimes forms on top when you leave tea out for long.
>>28669813
But fillies are too young to be wives.
>>28669828
Tannins, anon.
>>28669835
Huh, I didn't know that.
Then it's covered in tannin.
>>28669833
Why not just waifu smol?
>>28669885
I'm too lazy to train my filly wife. Are there any pretrained?
>>28669822
Thou as well!
>>28669899
Now we can be virgins together.
>>28669909
>virgin
>>28669909
>>28669917
yeah, dont you know, anon?
she lost it to moon rocks a while ago
I haven't been payed ng attention to the anon in equestrian comic ever since it introduced the magical semen creating satyrs. Should I bother checking in on it or is it still getting more and more retarded?
>>28669922
Last time I checked it it was still retarded
>>28669921
Bullshit, the moon isn't pregnant.
>>28669895
No. Since they are not wife
>>28669921
I don't think that's how it works
>>28669939
it is when they're dick shaped, anon
>>28669922
It would be vastly worse if it were serious and self-conscious.
So since Twilight is a princess, does that mean she's technically the leader of the Wonderbolts?
Since they serve the crown after all
That means RD is Twilight's subordinate
>>28669934
Are you sure?
Look again.
>>28669946
No. Princess of friendship has no authority over others.
>>28669934
>One thing I never figured out... why are there so many craters on the Moon? I mean, a meteor impact would leave a smaller print and-
>Luna.
>-the spread pattern is all wrong on half of them, it could have only been a very low-
>It's Luna.
>-velocity impact... What?
>Twilight, it's Luna.
>... How?
>...
>oh
Pony asks why you never finish your vegetables
Being a mother is hard.
>>28670026
I give them to pony because I sure as hell ain't eating them.
>>28670027
Becoming one's easy, though.
>>28670027
Being a filly is fun, though.
>>28669922
still totally retarded
the guy draws cute horses though so just wait till someone inevitably crops them out of the panels
http://captainbutteredmuffin.tumblr.com/post/151885649806/pinkie-loves-bacon-bits-something-silly-started
I think the new changelings are cute. I like pretty bugs.
>>28670132
Anon I'm pretty sure the Sunset horsecock tiddies guy is just one guy.
>>28670142
WHAT
QUICK
POST THEBEST TEAOR THE PONY GETS ITNONSEXUALLY
>>28670164
When it's brewed in a harbor
>>28670183
HEATHEN
DIE
Pony is listening to 70/80's prog whether you like it or not
Why are pegasi somajestic?
>>28670224
Styx sucks
>>28670280
Worst horse has horrible taste, not a surprise.
>>28670240
Because unicorns are clumsy nerds and nature demands balance.
Finally got around to watching the new EqG movie
It was actually pretty good!
Bunch of high school kids at camp, doing kids stuff and having fun. Twilight got her clam wet for some dude. Sunset did a cute.
>>28670130
Yeah!
Pretty much every other sapient species in Equestria isn't born evil, so giving them a colorful, non-parasitic form makes a lot of sense. It brings them in line with all the other creatures, like dragons and griffins.
>>28670319
It was horrible
>>28670319
It was terrible
>>28670319
>I like eqgshit
Hey that's super
MLPG EqG stream when?
I saw the first one like seven times, and it never stopped being awful, even when I looked away, so I haven't seen the newer ones. I can't imagine those being any better.
>>28670364
I will break your kneecaps.
People like to meme about this show supposedly going to shit, but I decided to finally check out what became of Spongebob in the later years.
What the absolute fuck. I thought Simpsons had it bad. This is the first time I've retroactively had good episodes of a show tainted by later episodes, these are fucking disgusting.
>>28670364
Hopefully never
You're right though, they're all shit
>>28670367
I will shoot yours first.
>>28670347
>>28670353
>>28670356
I like EqG
it's got cute horse girls doing cute things together and having fun
I'm sorry that you guys can't also have fun watching them
EqG is pretty awful, but it's somewhat pone-like and I like bacon bits too.
Getting triggered by their mere existence on a containment board created because pones trigger autistic man-children is beyond ironic.
>>28670130
>The slow realization when you now know your block of jet you were using because Changelings were always black is now fucking pointless.
>>28670380
>cute
>those fucking abominations
>CUTE
>>28670380
>I'm sorry
Yeah, you are.
>>28670387
I kind of like how spindly they are.
They're like, human-insect-horse anthros
>>28669540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmVWvOC_2HU
>>28670385
Well they weren't really black and they were always shiny. Now they're shiny and reflective but with colors.
>>28670412
Problem being the only rocks I have to carve with like that are crystal, and that shit is hard and I lack carving equipment for minerals that are one down from diamonds.
What do I need to do to get a cuddle pile formed around me?
>>28670431
First you have to be a pony
>>28670431
Be a pony.
>>28670431
become likeable
>>28670364
>MLPG EqG stream when?
is that something people would want to watch? even if just to make fun of it?
>>28670450
I would.
How do you cope with the idea that your dream will never come true?
>>28670450
no
>>28670450
I can barely get through a single movie, I don't see how I could watch all four of them
>>28670429
I only barely know what you're talking about but there's always paint. Maybe something like east african tingatinga style using high contrast reflective bicycle paints would work to keep a good aesthetic with the material.
>>28670452
>pic
This is the worst maymay in the entire history of /mlp/.
>>28670403
>part insect anthro
Are you saying they'rechangelings
>>28670461
I am more of a carver then a painter. But hell, no time like the now to learn other jobs?
Not only Khan Academy is great at teaching me the basics of Calculus, but the point and badge system is addicting as hell.
Twilight would be proud.
Gamify thefillies.
>>28670497
I wish they had some more advanced content
>>28670497
It's easier for me to do things like apply the chain rule that to explain what it means. I was pretty good at calculus but that was mostly just understanding how to apply the rules
>>28670119
Yes. Yeah. Yeah yeah yes yep uh-huh yes yep yes.
>>28670481
Well the style I mentioned is a simplistic and stylized one. I did an art project on it once and found it translated well to simple woodcarving. You only imitate the line and dot patterns using very colorful but shiny paints over a solid gradient. The base layer of paint would have the gradient but you don't want the lines and dots to blend.
I feel like goofing off on my tablet later and trying this with 2d lings.
>>28666961
Hot mustard is top tier.
>>28670497
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2015/04/27/manga-guide-to-calculus/
>>28670529
>manga guide to calculus
>>28666961
i dont know why anyone would do anything but spicy buffalo
I made my first step toward becoming a pony
I decided to be a vegetarian
>>28670481
>>28670517
I did a quick mockup of what I was thinking. It kind of works.
>>28670573
But ponies eat meat, silly.
>>28670573
First steps are on all fours pleb.
Describe this pony in three words or less.
>>28670634
pony
>>28670634
fluttershy but with better color scheme
>>28670634
pony
One day you will wake up and realize that the person you loved the most never even existed at all.
>>28670634
cute horse
Fillies won't let me leave.
Send help.
>>28670668
I love a pony, not a person.
do ponies get some sort of pleasure from being booped?
>>28670634
cute but taken
>>28670751
Shame. She's really cute.
>>28670760
I wonder if she uses her wings to guide him in the bedroom too
>>28670668
>rarity with a huge cock will never exist
why live
>>28670812
She can.All we have to do is pretend.
>>28670760
I wonder what their kids will look like.
>>28670522
>>28670560
Best Wonderboltbut those sauces suck
>>28670668
One day you'll also realize that, in an alternate universe, the opposite is true.And in yet another, you're the one that doesn't exist.
Are we just gonna ignore that Hiroshima literally made a 4chan gold account board
Like literally
>>28670846
You shouldn't care about things that are beyond your control. If the worst comes, we can always find another website.
>>28670846
Well, if he was going to get money out of the CTR traffic, it was likely the best way.
>>28670846
Am I supposed to care?
>>28670852
>You shouldn't care about things that are beyond your control.
That's a good life philosophy.
Let's Pone.
>>28670852
I don't want to think about a post 4chan internet
>>28670846
There's always7chanyou know.ponychan too
Mlpgare you a college student or do you already have a jobit's been six years, man.
>>28670846
everyone who isn't a complete idiot already knew this would happen the moment moot left
just ignore it and enjoy the site while you still can
>>28670905
I graduated from college during season 2
Those were the days
>>28670868
You're already living in one
>>28670905
I've never had a job.
>>28670905
I have to work at a nuclear haz mat site.
I'm already dead.
>>28670934
Why would you go to the Fallout: Equestria fan forum?
>>28670934
>I have to work at a nuclear haz mat site.
Man, if you wanna suicide just do it, don't try to get the state to pay you for it.
>>28670905
Both. Webdev here.
>>28670905
I'm a student and I also have some kind of a freelance job from time to time.
>>28670834
I want torub that belly
>>28670945
Eh, it's not for the radiation, more the chlorine and other chemicals.
>>28670955
this is always a good course of action
>>28670905
Student
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InLXCRa7QnA&list=PLM9sv7wkNb95Kbdopt-YoFXBMK4ls9JsJ
>>28670905
College student.
I CAN'T BELIEVE PONE IS GOING TO END ONE DAY
I've devoted myself to horse for the last six years, man
When pone dies I won't have anywhere else to turn
please tell me you're not gonna outgrow pone
>>28670905
I started going to school when I started watching and I graduate this fall
>>28671025
man did you get a PhD in physics or something
that's a lot of time
>>28671031
Five years is pretty much the standard
>>28671031
well I started watching at the end of s2
>>28670905
NEET wizard.
>>28671035
Isn't five years a master's degree
>>28671046
Yes, which is the standard, at least where I live
>>28670905
College student. No job for the last year or so, but soon.
>>28671023
Humans are very adaptable creatures. You'll find something, I'm sure.
In the meanwhile enjoy the ponies instead of being sad about what the future might bring.
>>28671049
>master's degrees are the standard
are you european or something
>>28671058
Yes
>>28671058
No, Equestrian
>>28671061well what are you studying
>>28671064
Show us your cutie mark
>>28670905
I started watching during S1, in my freshman year of college. Now I'm graduated and have had a job for a couple years.Purple smart is still best pony
>>28671068
Anon, that's lewd!
>>28671067
I'm not the guy who's graduatingI just switched to geomatics engineering
>>28671089oh hey it's you
hi
>>28671095
>>28671098
That's a cute horse
I wanna do gay stuff with him
Speaking of gay shit has anyone seen EA recently
I'm starting to get worried
Filly is having dark thoughts again.
Why are there no Sneklestia pictures
this is unacceptable
>>28671160
Dark thoughts for THE DARK GODS?
>>28671171
Maybe because they're stupid and the idea is stupid and you're stupid.
Filly wants to live fast and die young.
>>28671195
you're just jealous because purple has no snek pictures
is it just me or do the genitals seem upside down here
https://derpibooru.org/1271926
>>28671213
How so?
>>28671210
Think again
>>28671219
I mean it looks like the stallion on the bottom has his asshole below his dick, like it doesn't look right to me anatomically
>>28671213
Thats's too gay for me to fap to
>>28671031
>started studying a bit before pone began
>close to finishing my PhD now
only one more year...
>>28671229
you haven't been here long enough then
>>28671171
>you will never get fucked by snekluna
>>28671254
Dude come on.
Don't be gross.
>>28671224
I'm pretty sure it's correct, the bottom's legs just look a bit weird
>>28671263
>you will never feel her hemipenes slither under your clothes
>>28671171
ill get u when i draw next if you can remind me
i cant find my other requests tho
>>28671273
Teenage Anon filly when?
>>28670905
I was a college student when this started. I can't believe I spent all my college years in this thread and I'm still here.
>>28671248
what is that filly carrying. is it a dead bird?
>>28671269
You fell into my trap!
>>28671271
NOBBY YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DRAW A SOLAR PANEL THINGPONE
IT WAS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO
>>28671303
THE JOKE IS ON YOU
I LOVE TRAPS
>>28671298
A present, obviously.
>>28671271
I can give you some requests
>>28671322
Oh hey me too
we should hang out
>>28671271
Nobby are you studying or do you have a job
I'm trying to do a mlpg census
>>28671322
Traps are fucking gay, I'd rather have real stallions
>>28671329
So a dead bird? I mean you know what they say about pegasi...
>>28671339
I'LL SURE HANG SOMETHINGif you know what I mean
>>28671355
>Traps are fucking gay
No anon, it's the other way around.
Gay people fuck traps.
>>28671363
Please don't kill yourself anon
you've got so much to live for
>>28671366
If gay people fuck traps then, by the commutative property, traps fuck gay people
>you will never have a pegasus filly to train as your personal cheap drone alternative
>>28671271
>i cant find my other requests tho
one of them involved nurse redheart getting poned
the other was something with a colt but I forgot what
>>28671384
By Jove, you're right.
How can math be so based?
>>28671378
I'VE STILL GOT A FEW BRIDGES TO BURNifyouknowwhatImean
>>28671390
I'd rather just have a pony for transportation.
>>28671417
Anon no please stop this
vandalism is not the answer
Try to channel your anger towards something constructive
>>28671356
>>28671248
She's carrying a tiny applejack, who time travels back to this episode some time in season 8.
>>28671431
I'VE STILL GOT A WHOLE LOT OF STALLIONS TO GET IMPREGNATED BYifyouknowwhatImean
>>28671390
I'd rather be the pegasus filly.
>>28671456
>I'VE STILL GOT A WHOLE LOT OF STALLIONS TO GET IMPREGNATED BY
That doesn't even correlate to the last sentence, anon.
I'm so disappointed I'm gonna wear this luna fursuit and make indecent poses.
>>28671474
Unf.ifyouknowwhatImean
>>28671390
>Um so there were some cars
>How many cars
>Some were blue, some were red
>Okay where were they going
>That way
>Are you sure it was that way
>Maybe that way
>Okay just...fuck it just take this "water balloon" and go toss it on those cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2U659CJFBs
I hope the next thread is about princess_______!
>>28671506
Sky Stinger
>>28671506erroria
>>28671527
>>28671527
>>28671527
Flying for princesses and other ponies?
>>28671486
You just need to train her not to shake off the gopro.
>>28670905
I started watching season 1 when I was a15 year old sophomore in highschool.Now I'm21 years old and a Corporal in the Marines.
>>28671571
>tfw you will never get to join the equestrian royal guard.
>>28670634
A E S T H E T I C S