BUY OUR TOYS

>>28642460
>2016
>Thinking Hasbro only does it for the money

>>28642460
Dumb mobileposter

>>28642460
I do buy your toys and glue the fuck out of them.

>>28642479
Ok, just to be sure, to "hot glue" or "glue" a toy means to cover it in cum, right?
>Inb4 >newfag
Yeah, I know. Just answer the question

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>>28642460
I don't like the main line dolls, but the minis are kinda' cute.

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>>28642564

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>>28642460
The Element... of Marketing!

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>>28642564

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>>28642460

>Hasbro knows about the horsefucker audience
>They know they could make SHIT TONS of money marketing sex toys
>they will never do it to avoid a PR disaster.
>Hasbro cares more about being PC than pleasing it's most diehard fans.

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>>28642466

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>>28642598
>Finger guns.jpg
>>28642620
What?

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>>28642460
BUY ALL OUR PLAYSETS AND TOYS!

>>28642466
>0.01 shekels were deposited in this account

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>>28642460
Everytime I see those filenames I just imagine OP shouting "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT."

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>>28642564

>>28642564
Wait, sperm separates? Also, how long did it take you to fill that?

>>28642564
I love you, googly-eye anon.

>>28642733
It looks like the school girl collection.
So... if we go by the filename.

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>>28642734
>>28642647
>>28642564
This made me literally gag.

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>>28642759
It's all in good fun.

>>28642771
This is why the internet hates us.

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>>28642564
>>28642647
Oh shit googly eyes anon what the fuck are you doing man.

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>>28642815
Wasting my money.

>>28642813
This kind of thing doesn't faze even redditors these days, but people here will still pretend it's some hardcore shit and give lots of (You)'s

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>>28642813
>caring
you can leave now if this place is too 'weird' for you, maybe watch a few more ebic pony thread sims.

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>>28642826
Well yeah, I knew that. Why would you see your toys in glue jars? that's just cruel

>>28642829
>>28642842
Its not too much for me, it just condones the internets hate for us.
Wtf is pony thread simulator? I keep reading posts about it but I have no idea what it is.

>>28642889
Bait somewhere else, faggot.

>>28642863
I bought two sets of them on accident and had a dumb idea for one of them.
Anything else I do on my *cough* tumblr is always temporary.

>mfw that cost nearly 80 bucks.

>>28642893
I seriously have no idea. I keep seeing posts about it but I don't know what it is.
Is there anyway to prove its not bait?

>>28642905
Take the (you)'s you've already got and fuck off.

>>28642899
You spent 80 bucks on the two sets or that one glue jar?

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>>28642916
Anon, seriously, I have no Idea what it is. I'm a bit of a newfag, I didn't even know what "hot gluing" a figure meant till today. I keep seeing posts about pony thread simulator but I have no idea what it is. Seriously, can someone tell me?

>>28642905
>Is there anyway to prove its not bait?
Take a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head while holding a piece of paper with the date and time written on it, then we'll know for sure.

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>>28642926
Jar was five bucks.
Set was near 30, I think.
Each can of liquid rubber was 12 bucks, took around 4 of them.
Wasn't my best financial idea.

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>>28642975
I'll just fucking Google it then if you guys are gonna be asses.

>>28642936
>"Hot Gluing" is when someone cums on a figure or toy or plush.
The googly eye pics you are seeing on this thread are apparently a guy literally using hot glue on his toys.

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>>28643007
Good, that should have been your first reaction.

>>28643007
Oh, so it's literally just a video showing a screen capped thread?
That's dumb.
The word Simulator made it sound more interesting than it appears to be

>>28643045
That's what I thought when I first heard of them, and when I found out it wasn't anything actually interactive that's when I decided to come straight to the source and make it interactive. :^)

>>28643045
I want a real life actual thread simulator. Just a bunch of chatbots reponding to each other, each with different personalities and a common interest in ponies.

>>28643065
I can even remember how I found this place. I think I was was reading about that article and that first thread that was the spark for the fandom and wanted to see what this "4chan" was for myself. I thought it must be a pretty interesting place if it started pony culture. And now I'm here forever.

>>28643084
Can't*
Well apparently I can though

>>28642936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNNi4P_Tc70
This is the thread simulator.
I am sorry.

>>28642564
I know that's not sperm because sperm turns brown after it rots.
Also semen is not that white.

>>28643109
It's glue...
Well, technically liquid rubber.

This thread became confusing.

>>28642460
Instruction unclear, summoned cthulhu.

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>>28642460
Okay.

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>>28642564
>deleted
Are mods and janiters that new they can't tell between glue and cum?

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>>28644473
where did you get the tiny bottles?

>>28645178
The Keebler elves make more than just cookies.

>>28645178
They're dollhouse accessories. Hobby Lobby and Michael's carry the large red and green ones. The others I got at a local specialty toyshop (Terra Toys). Amazon has a decent selection too, but rarely with free shipping so it's usually $10 or more per pack.

>>28643007
That's what you should have done in the first place rather than asking to be spoon fed. Sorry that opening another tab is so hard.

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I still can't get over how much of an insane slasher smile the original Dash mini has.

>>28644811
Cum is glue.

>>28644473
>People who buy the EqG minis are usually alcoholics or gun owners.

>>28646970
Yeah, they seem like pretty cool people.

>>28646445
2spooby4me

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>>28644811
>It actually got deleted.
The absolute madmen.