Homo Horse Hangout | /hhh/ #25

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first for faggotry

I want to fug a bug

guy wanting to write gaming green here, age is set might just make them all 18 so there's no bitching. Now up is number of stallions and which ones besides Button.

Poll is for Anonpone's race

http://www.strawpoll.me/11411745

I want to be Sombra's pet!

>>28633032
Are there any decent stories about a gay romantic relationship between a pony and changeling?

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>>28633625
M-Me too, Anon.

What is it about him that makes me want to be his slutty little pet?

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>>28633483
>it's a worst race episode
seriously what the fuck is wrong with all of you? no votes for unicorn? really!? they're hands down the best race.

>>28633988
>unicorn
2nd to last race desu, worst race is earth
pegasus is the most majestic and sexiest race

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>>28633988
>>28634076
that's not what the polls say faggots
best race right here.

>>28633625
>>28633913
Am I the only one who headcanons sombra as a sub? It's awfully stressful ruling an empire. Sometimes it's nice to give the power to somepony else for a while.

On that note, I sometimes feel that I'm the only one who likes shining armor as a big virile top. That's one of the reasons I loved http://www.fimfiction.net/story/333548/fit-to-burst so much.

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>Be Anon in R63 Equestria
>Also severely autistic
>Sitting in your room in Prince Dusk's basement
>Currently immersing yourself in whatever the pony equivalent of FNAF was
>Your door creaks open, it's Dusk Shine
>You're happy to see him, but he just walked RIGHT into your room
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!" you shriek
>Dusk smiles
>"Anon, I got you some tendies."
>Your rage is quelled instantly
"Tendies?"
>"You bet, but you know the rules."
>Fuck, you hated this rule
>You had to pay him in good boy points for those chicken tendies
>Each fucking tendie was 30 GBP! Can you believe this shit?!
>You had many options to earn GBP, all of which required you doing work or socializing
>You hated those things, so you were low on GBP
>"You want to spend sone of your good boy points?"
>You dug out your wallet and looked at your savings
>Shit, you spent all of your GBP on Minecraft time
>Dusk sees your empty wallet and grins
>"Short on cash again, I see? Want to make some quick?"
"N-no..."
>"I'll pay 40 GBP for a joey blowey."
>You start to cry, torn between the choice of no tendies or giving him what he wanted
"N-no."
>"How about a jimmy rimmy?"
"No!"
>You throw a book at Dusk and shriek and start crying some more
>Dusk Shine gives you this dark glare
>You've made him mad
>"Get in the retard box. Now." he commands
"No!"
>"Do it! Get in the fucking box!"
>You ree as loud as you can, tears streaming down your face
>Dusk grabs you with his magic and shoves you into a small cage
>"Stay in the retard box!" he hits the cage with a hoof loudly
>You cry as he walks off

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>>28634164
What the fuck

>>28634164
kek

>>28634164
The most realistic /hhh/ greentext I've ever seen

>>28590690
And I'm back!

>You wake up to the sound of running water and sit up in bed, looking around for the source.
>About half of the crew is up already, and some of them are making their way into the baths.
>A few others are digging through a row of drawers near the bathroom door.
>You hop up and head over to the cabinets and notice all of them have brass plaques engraved with a name.
>You look for yours and find it on the far end of the row.
>Inside the drawer are two clean, Anon-sized uniforms, and you grab one and head to the baths.
>It’s dormitory-style, with open showers on one end and toilet stalls on the other, with a row of sinks by the door.
>Some ponies are already showering, and you take off your thin undergarments and join them, turning on the shower head at the far end of the room.
>The water is right on the delicate line between too hot and too cold, and it feels wonderful.
>You grab a bar of soap from the bag of toiletries you brought with you and start to clean up.
>But, in a twist of fate, the soap slips out of your hands and falls to the clean, tiled floor.
>Without a second thought, you bend down and pick it up, but when you turn around you notice all eyes in the room are on you.
>As soon as you notice them, though, they’re back to the morning routine.

>>28634460
>The rest of your time in the communal baths goes by without much fanfare, and after you’ve shat, showered, and shaved, you head out to the berths.
>A small sheet of paper is resting on your bunk.
>Upon further inspection, you learn it has a list of your daily chores on the Oceanic, signed by Second Officer Twister.
>It’s mostly cleaning, but you don’t mind.
>Some of it, like cleaning the officers’ cabins and the crew’s berths, you do alone, but things like cleaning the communal areas and the staterooms you do with Clipper and Brah.
>You also have to go through the cargo holds once a day to make sure nothing is out of place.
>First on your list, however, is breakfast.
>Then it’s off to a menial day of cleaning.
>You start by cleaning the dining hall and galley with Clipper and Brah before the passengers show up for breakfast.
>Then the three of you head up to clean the staterooms.
>They teach you the ropes of a quick, deep cleaning, and, since you can clean the rooms three-at-a-time, it doesn’t take long for you to knock out the whole deck.
>From there, Clipper and Brah go up to the Boat Deck, while you grab the cleaning supplies they left behind and head past the crew staircase into the officers’ hall.
>You start with the First Officer’s room, on the right side of the hallway, and work your way through the semicircular arrangement of doors.
>The officers, it seems, keep fairly good care of their rooms, and you don’t have to do much.
>They’re also all gone, off to run the ship, except for Toronado.

>>28634470
>When you knock on his door, you get an an answer, as opposed to the silence you were used to.
>”Come in.”
>You open the door and step into the cabin, which looks remarkably like the three other officers’ rooms.
>It’s paneled in light wood with a small fireplace on one wall and deep red carpeting that matches the bedsheets.
>Toronado is sitting at a small desk covered in papers, writing something in a notebook, and he smiles when he turns around and sees you.
>”Great, you got my note. Sorry about not giving you much instruction. Things are a little busy right now.”
“No, it’s fine.”
>”Do you want me to leave while you work? I’m not doing anything important, just managing the inventory.”
“You can stay. It’s your room.”
>”Alright. Just let me know if I’m in the way.”
>You give him a nod before starting to clean.
>As usual, most of it goes by with little fanfare.
>Until you’re making his bed.
>You make your way over to the far side of the bed, smoothing out the deep red sheets and fluffing the pillows, without noticing how close you are to him.
>Only as you bend over to fix the center of the bed do you bump into him.
>Your ass rubs against the fur of his foreleg for just a moment before you immediately recoil on instinct and begin to apologize.
“I’m really sorry for running into you. I guess I didn’t notice that I was-”
>”N-No, Anon, you’re fine.”
>You turn around and notice there’s something under the desk.
>Something long and black.
>You decide not to say anything about it, but as you quickly finish cleaning his room, you sneak a few more peeks at it.
>He’s trying to make it seem like he’s working while his thick horsecock throbs beneath the desk, begging for release.
>What the hell got him so worked up?
>You apologize one last time before leaving his room and wiping the copious sweat from your brow.

>>28634481
>And your own throbbing cock quickly comes to your attention, too.
>As much as you wanted to, you couldn’t tear your head away from his dick for more than a minute.
>You decide to push that to the back of your mind and keep cleaning.
>The next stop is down the the crew’s berths to clean the bunks and baths.
>And by the time that’s done, it’s time to have lunch.
>And, after that, you clean the dining hall and the galley with Clipper and Brah again, before heading up to the lounge to clean there.
>The three of you clean the common areas until dinner, then clean the galley and the dining hall one last time before cleaning the Boat Deck.
>Before you go to sleep, you go through the cargo holds.
>Such is the routine.
>You get up, shower, eat, clean together, clean alone, eat, clean together, eat, clean together, check the holds, and sleep.
>It’s not boring, though.
>You love the experience of working on such a beautiful ship, and you always have the rest of the crew to socialize with.
>They’re a pretty playful bunch, and some of the closest people you’ve ever met.
>But mention how close together they sit or how long their eyes linger on the other crewmembers and you get brushed off.
>Still, bonding with the rest of the crew is what makes the voyage so exciting, and it truly feels like you fit right in.
>Everything goes as usual until Day 7.

>>28634495

>You’re down on D Deck, doing your nightly duty of checking the holds, when you notice something peeking out from behind a box.
>You pull what appear to be magazines out from their hiding place and stare at the topmost cover.
>It reads “Stallion Stuffer Weekly”, and further examination shows the other two magazines are from the same source.
>You laugh to yourself, before realizing you’d have to report it.
>To avoid being seen walking through the ship with gay porno mags, you quickly stuff them back where you found them before heading up to the officers’ quarters.
>You knock on the door and, as usual, Toronado tells you to come in.
>You step in and close the door, noticing he’s sitting by the fire reading a book.
“So, I was going through the cargo holds and, uh,–”
>”Yeah?”
“I found a stack of gay porno mags hidden in the port hold.”
>He lets out a small laugh before looking back down at the book.
>”Leave them.”
“You sure?”
>”Yep. Not doing any harm as long as they’re hidden.”
“Uh, okay. Goodnight.”
>You head back down to your berth and get ready for bed.
>And as you take a look around the room before laying your head on the pillow, one thought comes to mind.
>Which crewpony left them there?

And that's it for now. It only gets gayer from here.

Pastebin is updated, too. Link: http://pastebin.com/6SBZRzTH

>>28634509
How many crewponies can't tear their minds of Anon's dick after that one shower? Its comedic to imagine some of the crew jacking it off in once secret corner of the ship while Anon is doing the same to Tornado

>>28634870
Probably quite a few, even though none of them would ever admit it.

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>>28634164
>Some time later, after you'd cried until your eyes turned red, Dusk returned
>He had his friends with him
>Elusive and Bubble Berry giggled at you curled up in the box
>"Go ahead Anon, tell them where you are." Dusk laughs
>You say nothing
>"He's in the retard box. 'Cause he's a retard."
>The stallions start laughing at you
>"Retardsayswhat?" Bubble says very quickly
"W-what?"
>The three burst into laughter, pointing hooves at you and falling over
>"How are you still alive? You're so stupid!" Elusive cackles
>Your autism stress is horrible
>You can only cry some more and screech
>It all suddenly stops for a moment
>Dusk opens the cage and pulls you out
>"Do you wanna play Club Penguin?"
>You nod
>Dusk punches the ever-loving fuck out of you with his hard ass hoof
>"You moron! You already spent your money on Minecraft time."
>You stay on the ground, afraid to get up
>Dusk was scary when he was like this, which was every day
>You curl up into a defensive ball
>"I'll show you a minecraft - mineshaft." Dusk pulls your pants off
>"Ooh! Fuck him hard!" Berry squeaks
>"Kill him with your dick, Dusk!" Elusive growls with a manic look in his eyes
>You feel something hot and firm against your back and start crying again

>>28635250
Stop.

>>28635250
can we stop with this autistic meming
it's like I'm reading sonichu 2.0 but in gay horse

>>28635400
>>28635401
Damn, we posted at the exact same time.

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>>28635400
>>28635401
>23:44:42

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I wanna make passionate gay love to Thunderlane 2.0

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>>28635408
>>28635401
Number of breaks on this train: 0

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>>28635250
>"No. I've got a better idea." Dusk retracts
>Whatever he's come up with, you don't want to be a part of
>Dusk drags you upstairs and out of his castle
>He pushes you down outside the front door
>"Go on, Anon, show us your stupid run so we can laugh at you some more."
"N-no."
>Dusk frowns and pushes you again
>"Run faggot!"
>You start bawling your eyes out and take off down the street, Naruto-style
>Trip and faceplant in the dirt
>Ponies are gathering around you
>They're all laughing at you
>You shriek and screech and keep on running
>The stallions of Ponyville keep laughing at you
>You curl up in a ball in an alleyway, hidden away from the ponies
>Keep on crying
>You just wanna play Minecraft and eat chicken
>"Are you okay?" a soft voice comes from your side
>It's some nerdy stallion
"Y-yeah. I'm okay."
>"Don't worry, I cry behind the dumpster too."

>>28635631
You're a fucking idiot.

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>>28635684
*your

>>28635707
You are a fucking idiot.
You are = You're
You're a fucking idiot.

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>>28635757
*your
As in:
Your a shithead

>>28635707
I love this post.

bumpo

>>28633483

writefag here, looks like earth it is.

pmub

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>>28635684
>>28635757
I wasn't even trying that hard and you fell for the bait

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>>28637356

gaming colts bump

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>>28639079

>>28635631
I-I want more

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>>28639876

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>>28639913
More of Anon being bulied?

>>28638475
U-Unf

>>28640273
Why is he so perfect?

>>28639876

>anon forgot the lube again

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>>28640298

ded thread

>>28641842
nah senpai

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>>28641084

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>>28641973
reminder that soar & braefags are the most POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

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>>28642372
How can they be powerful when their horsebandos are so weak? Look at this stallion. He's a big, strong, sexy lug of a horse. How can you say no to that?

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>>28642558
Most earthfags are scum and should be gassed

>>28642666
Good luck trying to get to your horsebando when he's living in a fucking cloud

Also, friendly reminder that he could pick you up, carry you a thousand feet into the air, and drop you like the useless food you are

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>>28642987

Or maybe he could pick me up, carry me a thousand feet into the air -- and give me the hot, steamy midair fuck session that I've been craving....

>>28643680
To each their own, Anon. That sounds pretty lewd, but the good kind of lewd.

>>28644489

>>28643680

better hope he doesn't drop you when he cums.

>>28643680
I'm gon need a sauce on that

>>28645346

Cassius

>>28634509
Is Anon going to get curious and read the articles or what?

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Bumpie

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Would you a Lyle?

>>28638475
Sauce?

>>28646267
https://derpibooru.org/1067246

>>28646290
Thanks.

>>28646175

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>>28642987
brrrt

>>28646746

>>28647961

>>>/trash/5788832

>>28649964
nice /trash/

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Post fagburn pics.

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>>28650691

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>>28651010

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>>28646781
eyy bb wan sum brrt?

>>28653910
i giv de brrt

>>28655840

Shining Armor is the most perfect stallion ever.

his only flaw is that he isn't real and not pounding my boipussy right now

10

>>28656691
That's the worst flaw of them all

W-Why can't he just love me

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>>28656691
>shining
JUST

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Shining best horse bump

>>28658412
you can only dream anon

>>28633032
degenerate thread

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>this thread

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so do we lay claim to him /hhh/?

>>28661555
Why can't there just be regular stallionbros?
Why do they all have to be fags?
The Pulse shooter didn't finish his mission sadly

>>28660707
Use proper bait when you fish please

>>28661555
right now
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/10/13/1271793.png

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/10/9/1268752.png

>>28661555
no he is a filthy fag

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would you /hhh/?

>>28663577

Is it wrong that I have a premature ejaculation fetish?

>>28664569
i see nothing wrong with that, could be much much worse

>>28663577

>mlp stallions have the stamina of irl horses
>you train your stallion through weeks if not months of oral and buttsex to get him not to shoot off in under a minute.
>he still slips up occasionally though.

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>>28665125
>The training backfires.
>He goes from being your sub to using his stamina to outlast other stallions.
>Becomes more dominant.
>Eventually becomes top dom, using his reputation as a sub to make stallions lower their guards until it's too late.

>>28665388
>and thus, you become top stallion, being the one who coached him into such stamina in the first place

or alternatively,

>seeing your longevity in person, several ponies you meet suggest you become a Royal Guard trainer
>it turns out that part of their training involves unit wide orgies to prepare them for ANY situation
>What if some thread that attacks a pony sexually arises? they gotta be prepared.

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I bet bat ponies do it upside-down.

>>28665388
god the amount of fetishist porn that would come from that if it was an actual thing would be enough to turn me away from mac completely lmao

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Post your gay OC's horsies .

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https://derpibooru.org/1272189

Dusk Shine is my favourite horse.

>>28668279

>tfw you will never sperg out with Dusk.

>>28634509
Loving the build up and tension you have going

>>28668279
>flutter's nose is literally fucking bleeding
what

>>28659163

>>28656691
I want to fuck shining in his stalion pussy

>>28669514
Why not get fucked by him?

I was hoping Legend of Everfree would show that the skinny nerd one and the hippy guy were a couple. Nothing major, just something like them dancing in the background.

>>28668611

anime bullshit.

OP is a breeder

>>28670626

I'd love to breed a stallion's coltpussy though.

>>28670758
I'd love to have a stallion breed my boipussy

>>28670772
This
>captcha: pony

>>28670772

I'd love to breed a stallion's coltpussy while another stallion breeds my boipussy.

>>28671651

>>28671651
Soarin is a cute.

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>>28672668
True that

@everyone

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@everyone

@everyone THE FIRE RISES

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@everyone

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@everyone

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Homohorse a shit, revolution now!
for the big guys out there!

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>>28673295
US BIG GUYS HUH :O)

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>>28673552

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>>28673566

>>28673295
VIVA LA REVOLUTION

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>>28673590

>>28673590
Tripfagging

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>>28673598
stfu tripfag

>>28673590
>secure tripfag

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>>28673578

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>>28673607
more like INsecure tripfag amirite?

>>28673618
Rest in peace

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

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>>28672930
Rev why are you like this

>>28674491

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cute gay horses

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>>28674815
Who the fuck is rev nigga?

>>28674491

>>28669529
Because not everyone here is a filthy bottom

>>28677015
Whenever you get self-righteous, just remember that you wouldn't have anyone to fuck if bottoms didn't exist.

>>28677280
this

>>28677015
hi Milky.

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>>28673638
benis :DD

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>>28677280
Women, fleshlights, my hand, etc
You are disposable, hole

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>>28677975
>unironically wanting women

>>28678123
I never said I respected them, they're holes as much as any other.
I care more for the finer things in life, spicy memes, shitposting, philosophy, art, and other such scholarly pursuits

>>28678307
But if you don't want to die alone you'll need a nice bottom to be there for you.

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>>28678470
you can't kill what's already dead inside anon.

>>28676207
It's just an abbreviated term for a reverend. I'm asking you why you aren't upholding the good gay Christian values.

>>28678495
P-Poor guy. I'm sure you just need someone to hug and to cuddle with. I'm pretty lonely too so I'd gladly be your little spoon.

>>28677975
>disposable
That's kinda hot

d-don't die /hhh/

>>28680078
But I wanna die.

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>>28678850
>>28678495

>>28660707
You don't like gay shit? What're you fuckin' gay?

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>>28679034

>>28682156

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>>28684195
Why is Blitz so cute?

>>28684286

>>28684286
I don't know why but I want him to fuck me so badly

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>>28684286
because he's so deep in the closet yet so faggy.

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>>28685515
>ywn have get fucked by Blitz after he says no homo

>>28686032

>drunk Blitz will never beg you to fuck him then hate himself in the morning, then tell you it meant nothing and he's still totally straight.
>It will never happen every weekend.

>>28686325
lewd

>>28684780

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>>28684286
eh

>>28687456

>>28691445

>>28684286
>>28686032
>>28691122

The only thing I dislike about Blitz is those retarded lighting bolt eyebrows.

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>>28692512
They're pretty retarded, yeah.

>>28692544
Yeah he looks much cuter without them.

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>ywn be nerdy dusk with a hot jock coltfriend.

>>28693929
I just don't want to be alone

>>28635409
Have you read the comic "Comic Relief"?

>>28680078
Excuse me, the meaning of hhh?

>>28695867
Sorry, I am just bien stupid.

Anyway, I want Shining on my bed

>>28695834
Yes.

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stupid sexy shining
I'm not gay but I'd hug him.

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>>28698189
>hug

>>28634124
I don't know. He always looks like he's having fun ruling an empire, it's his calling and his joy, why would he give power to somepony else, when he's that much power hungry?

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>>28698189
You fucking degenerate fetishists make me sick, holy shit

>>28698643
What if he's a power bottom?

>>28698189

I'd even hold his hoof

>Starswirl researching chaos magic in secret, resulting in him developing potent and unpredictable spells
>got lost close to discord's home dimension when he tested the spell out
>ends up getting rescued by discord

>>28698928

You sick bastard so would I

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>>28698928
This is getting too fucking gay

>>28700310

What about a nice kiss on the cheek?

>>28700964
MODS

>>28700964
This is a blue board.

>>28700964
jesus dude, that's some deep web shit right there

>>28700964
Th-That's my fetish

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>>28700964
Save before mods delete

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>>28702685

page 9 bump

>>28703958
I love both versions of this picture, but I think I like this one better.

>you will never give the cute little pony pets on the head and call him a homo

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>>28667482
Might as well

pic related is my current homo horse. I don't have any pics of him doing gay stuff yet though I'd like to get one. Xieril still owes me and a few others those emergency comms so I'll probably use that

The closest I have to gay is this pic my friend did out of the blue, but it's pegging http://i.imgur.com/F7kM8GZ.jpg

Is there a fic of Thorax getting a pony boyfriend, and then dumping him post-prettificstion because he doesn't look changeling-y anymore?

>>28704623

>>28705346

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>>28705887

>>28705887

You faggots stop gaying up my CYOA's reee

>>28710184
and what cyoas are those?
so that we can know to avoid them

>>28710517
Oh sure it's called S...wait a minute I'm not that dumb. Nice try faggot.

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>>28667482
Ok, name is Clover

>>28711270
I see an aiko horse

>>28707393

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felt nice to see these two again.

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>>28712451

>>28715703

>>28716401

So how big are mlp stallion cocks

probably not huge i'd imagine

has anyone done the math before

>>28717422
Bump

>>28717422

hopefully big enough to feel good yet not big enough to end up like mr hands.

>>28717422
The fanon is that ponies are only about three or four feet tall, so probably a foot or a little over a foot.

10

>>28720488
9

>>28719276
So could you still penetrate your horsebando and it feel good on his end?

>>28664208
Would fug.

>>28721301

>penetrate
>not taking glorious horsecock in your boipussy.

fucking topfags.

>>28722687
This

>>28723776
I've never been able to find a good free source for the saddle up 1 deluxe set. Only the free one.

>>28722687
i never understood this boipussy meme

pussy is the last word I want associated with what I fuck or get fucked in

>>28724275

I only use it ironically

>>28633032
I removed the discord invite because of specific reasons
I will put a new invite on the next OP, until now, anyone new who wants to join in just hold off

Fucking fags are trying to invite their reddit buddies into the group

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>>28725333
>Trips
Reddit fags confirmed not welcome.

We will not stand for anti gun bullshit
We will not stand for correction of the record
We will no longer accept Reddit whore trannies

This is the start of the purge of all that is Reddit from our glorious homo server.

Saluto Nex Alea
Ave Nex Alea

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>>28725333
>>28725369
>homo discord bans fags
>homo discord hates different opinions
>homo discord has uncontrolled shitposting

gee Homo gettin pretty /hhi/ now

>>28725443
This desu. The same thing people do to faggots you do to faggots you don't agree with.

>>28722687
>>28723001
There aren't enough topfags in the world. I could go either way, so why limit yourselves?

>>28724275
t h i s

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>>28725443
>"i want to have fun with my reddit friends! :3"
>"why even have a 4chan thread lol who uses imageboards it's 2016 who wants to go on pony town?"

ebin

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>>28725443
>>homo discord bans fags
>>homo discord hates different opinions
>>homo discord has uncontrolled shitposting

[Citation Needed]

Pg9

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>>28727832

>>28727832
>>28728466
How come we don't see much of him anymore?

>>28728466
Dubs confirm that Soarin is the best

What do you think fugging a bug would feel like?

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>>28729161
Pretty feminine but if he were a top Id totally be down for it
pic unrelated

>>28730212
https://derpibooru.org/1231830

He can probably be a top if you want

>>28731786
Yus please

>>28730242
why is Kribbles so overrated?

seriously it feels like everyone's always sucking his cock because he did a thing no matter how mediocre.

>>28732487
this
>male

Place feels pretty dead lately. Everyone finally succumb to their AIDS?

>>28725443
>>28725503
>Implying this is what's happening
No, just no non nor/mlp/eople faggot.

>>28733035
you mean like most of the artist roles?

>>28732487
Kribbles is pretty great senpai get over yourself

>>28733289
Kribbles is okay

>>28733055
>Implying that -most- of the artist roles aren't from an imageboard
>Implying that any of the artist roles even fucking talk... ever

Artists aren't a problem because they are literally just idle in the server and only drop in to give updates on art, kek

Which, even non-/hhh/ artists, although few, are being referred to here


Why do you think we always talk about this shit? The server's for the thread not for that faggot shit /hhi/ does lmao

>>28733322
the digits speak the truth, neither great nor terrible, as the great kek wills it.

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>>28733398
>98
did you just negate it?
dubs = kribbles is a terrible >male

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>>28733416
rolling for this

>>28730242
Yep, that's goin' in the spank bank.

I came here for cute horses, but this places give me confliicting feelings.

>>28734012
You gay. Part of the apeal for me I think is that there is no inherent sexual pressure with stallions. Relations with the opposite sex outside of family and work are pretty much always about sex (even if you're too beta to get any). This way you get to enjoy cute pone without that inescapable base that underlies all male-female interaction. I'd still get nasty with the stallions tho...

>>28734012

One of us, one of us. Gooble gobble, Gooble gobble

>>28734012
Well you've got plenty of time to deal with those feelings, cause there probably wont be another post until page 9 again.

>>28734483
This. I don't want to deal with cockblocking, selfish women or loud, annoying faggots. I just want a cute stallion to hold me close and kiss me until I fall asleep in his hooves. Why can't I just have that? Why can't he be real?

And I wonder why I'm so lonely.

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>>28734012
>>28735223
My problem is that I like horse and human dudes, but I don't like human females. As a friend pointed out to me, because I don't actually like human chicks (I mean seriously, they have fucking hairy sea monsters for genitals), that means I actually only like human guys. Does this make me gay, or bi? I feel awfully conflicted.

>>28730860

>>28736275

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>p. 9

>>28734012
None of the fags or the inferior bifags like annoying, selfish, bitchy, and expensive women or the pissy, backstabbing, annoyingass effeminate fags.

Everybody (in the thread/imageboard) is pretty redpilled.

>>28735729
>I like guys but I don't like women
>Does this make me gay or bi?
You're a fucking fag, dude. Unless you're some weird fucking special snowflake who seeks out the """""""""54 genders""""""""""""".

Reminder: There are only 2 genders

>>28738218
nah there's 3 m80
male, female, mistake

>>28734483
I don't know, after I got cucked I lost intrest in people. Now I come here to project myself on cartoon horses. Sucks to be me right now. I also come to this thread because I like the art, cute/10.

>>28738304
Kek

There is no such thing as a homosexual and a heterosexual. Everyone has attraction to both genders. Love the human mind not the superficial sexual attributes. My realization that I'm actually bi came from my attraction to pleasuring men. I applied the same mentality to pleasuring women. I was still turned on. Figured out that I wasn't gay just that I held myself to higher standards to women than men and gay relationships were easier to enter. No such thing as gay or straight. Just intimate relationships with other human beings. Nothing wrong with either.

>>28739635
>There is no such thing as a homosexual and a heterosexual.
>I'm actually bi
opinion discarded

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>>28738218
I mean, but I do like hooved females. Am I still a total fag them?

>>28740519
Yes, unless you like the clit, in which you're fucking disgusting but you're still gay as shit.

Big.
Throbbing.
Stallion.
Cock.

>>28740991
U-Unf. I want it inside me. Badly.

>>28741057
What?
You want throbbing, pulsing horsecock? You want that massive horse meat stuffing you, anon?

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>>28734012
Don't fret, I was only into mares a mere year ago and now every night before bed I have fantasies of having intercourse with Braeburn to Waylon Jennings songs.

No regrets, man.

>>28741089
F-Fuck yes

>>28741102
I bet you want it to hilt inside you too.
I bet you want the ballsack to slap against you as the cock thrusts in and out of you.

>>28741250
I want him to hold me close as he slowly explore every inch of my body.

>>28741250

I want him to empty those full aching balls as deep inside me as he can.

>>28741288
>>28741293
Would you want the cum to fill you from your tight hole or your mouth?
There's some great benefits to both....

>>28741635
W-Why not both? Why not have a stallion on either end of you, fucking your mouth and your ass at the same time?

>>28741652
Isn't doing it with one stallion a little more intimate?
Imagine, the stallion of your dreams, your husbando. He has deep feelings for you. Imagine him moving his stallion dick in and out of your tight ass, looking into your eyes with a passionate and loving expression...
Imagine him blowing his big, creamy load inside of you, making out with you as he does...

>>28741768
Fuck, you got me so horny. I want that to happen so badly.

>>28741798
Go ahead and take care of it, anon...
Go ahead and stroke your cock to the thought of a nice girthy cock pumping it's white sticky cum inside you as you make out with your husbando...
Maybe even use a toy, if you wish...
Imagine him pulling it out, his lovely fluid slowly seeping out of your ass as you make out with him more...

>>28741768
I want, need that to happen.

>>28741834
Oh god you're hitting all of my fetishes
I need a stallion cock in my ass so badly
This shit is so hot. Whoever you are, fucking unf/10, please write more.

>>28741852
I don't think I could write more without getting too predictable/repetitive, but I'm glad you enjoyed...
Even though I haven't written for a thread in two years (which wasn't even lewd, never written lewd before), and I've only been browsing this general for a small amount of time, I'd love to cum back and write some more for you lovely anons.
Now I'm wondering what would happen if he didn't pull out, and just kept his dick inside you as you both fell asleep in eachother's embrace...

>>28741899
I really think you should.
I'm not embarrassed to say that I fapped to what you wrote. And it was one of the best orgasms of my life. I sucked myself off and imagined my horsebando was pounding away at my tight ass and blowing his load deep inside of me. Your writing made it mind-blowing.
Now I'm going to lie down and fantasize about him wrapping his big, strong forelegs around me and pulling me close to him, gently kissing my neck until I fell asleep in his hooves. I hope you're happy, Anon.

>>28741936
Aren't we all "happy" here? :^)
Yes. I'm super glad you had a good time, anon. I'll be back, surely.
Have a good sleep thinking of him...

jesus christ this thread's recent posts read more like hillary's emails than a faggot horse thread considering all of this classified, spoiled information

>>28742163
Can't expose the huge fagginess to the world, now can we?

>>28741936
I miss being young enough to do that. It'd take so much work for me to get back there that I could just get laid instead.